I used to cry in the middle of the night, wanting to talk to you about life

Chapter 16 So what, love (2)
"It's okay. Hey, Fang Peng, do me a favor. We're going to record Sun Nan's fan club this weekend," Brother Liu said the word "we" very emphatically, as if he was the producer of the show , with a proud face, "You organize 100 audiences for me."

"How much? 100?" I almost dropped my jaw, "Are you kidding me?"

You may not know why I am so surprised. In fact, it is very simple to organize 100 students. As a student cadre, let alone 100 people, even if you organize 1000 people, you only need to ask a few association chairmen to help you. , but the key is to get people to Hunan Satellite TV.Everyone doesn’t know that Hunan Satellite TV’s studio base is in such a place where chickens don’t lay eggs and birds don’t shit. The old team leader once took me to watch a video. After the show, there was no bus to take. It cost me more than 40 yuan to take a taxi. bucks...

"Fang Peng, you can do it." Brother Liu patted me on the shoulder, "If you can't, you can take two buses and charge the students a little fare. The bus costs about 400 yuan, 100 Each student has 10 yuan for 1000 yuan per person, and you can keep the extra for yourself.” Subtracting two 1000 yuan from 400 equals 200 yuan, and this 200 yuan is the snow for us who have to rely on selling waste paper for our meals. charcoal in the desert, water in the desert.I thought it was a good way to make money, but I vaguely felt that it seemed unreliable, so I said "think about it again" and dealt with Brother Liu first.

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More than 20 catties of coated paper were sold for a total of five yuan and fifty cents. The boss who collected the waste insisted that the wax on the coated paper was worthless.We were so frustrated that we couldn't make up the whole thing, so we went to the Northeast Noodle Restaurant in Qianjie with all the 12 yuan and [-] yuan in our hands, and each of us asked for a bowl of chicken and mushroom noodles for [-] yuan and [-] cents (so far I haven't thought about it. No wonder why the cheapest noodles in this noodle shop are called chicken and mushroom noodles, and there is neither chicken nor mushroom in the noodle bowl).While eating noodles, I told my brothers about organizing the audience. Everyone felt that this matter was definitely not as simple as what Liu said, but they also felt that it would be a pity not to do it.

Wei Xing finished eating the noodles in a few mouthfuls. He put down his chopsticks, hiccupped vigorously, and then wiped his mouth with his hand, "Fang Peng, I want to eat some fruit."

"Eat hairy fruit!" Everyone yelled, "There are only two yuan and five dollars left, and you still want to eat fruit!"

"Anyway, it's only two yuan and a half, how about buying oranges?" Wei Xing said, rubbing his stomach.

Oranges are the cheapest fruit in Changsha, and there are all of them on the Yuelu Mountain behind the school.The oranges on the fruit stand are divided into three yuan per catty, two yuan per catty, one yuan per catty and one yuan three catty according to their size.The four of us were all dressed up, and the fruit seller was very enthusiastic when we walked over, "The lychee that just arrived, how about some?"

"No," I waved my hand, "buy oranges."

"Oh, what kind do you want?"

"It's one yuan and three catties," I tried my best to keep my expression calm, "it's two yuan and a half."

The boss pouted, pulled a plastic bag, grabbed handfuls of small, black oranges from the basket and stuffed them into it.While on the scale, the boss accidentally knocked down an orange that cost three yuan a catty, rolled a meter or two, and stopped on the side of the road.We all noticed that orange, and saw that it was bright and plump. Compared with our orange, it was like briquettes. The eyes of the four brothers were full of longing. It was just because of face, he hesitated again and again, but still didn’t Pull down the face to pick it up.So we carried a bag of briquettes and oranges and went back to the dormitory dejectedly. At this moment, I had already made up my mind to take over the matter of organizing the audience. Could it be worse than it is now?

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The bus is very easy to rent. I just found a driver of No. 312 and hit it off. He promised to help me find another bus. It only costs 300 yuan for a round trip. That is to say, each student pays 10 yuan, and 100 students A total of 1000 yuan will be paid, and 600 yuan will be deducted for the round-trip cost of the two cars. If everything goes well, I can earn 400 yuan this trip.

The organization of the audience was also very smooth. Xiaoyi helped me draw a big poster with bright colors and cute fonts. In the upper right corner, I also drew a girl with big eyes and long eyelashes, wearing a bright red bow.No matter how I look at it, I feel that the painting resembles Xiaoyi herself, but Xiaoyi just refuses to admit it, "how can I be so beautiful?"

I compared them carefully, and said firmly: "It's everywhere! And your place is better than her..."

"I hate it!" Xiaoyi threw away the paintbrush, "Don't play hooligans..."

It took only half a day for the poster to be posted, and 100 people signed up. No matter what, Sun Nan is one of the top singers in the mainland music scene, and his appeal is really good. 1000 yuan is actually in my hand, I am excited and nervous, I just ask God to let these 100 people go out smoothly and come back safely, earn 400 yuan, I will dedicate my second child to you become!
Don't get it wrong, the second child I'm talking about is Zhao Guoyong.

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On the day of the recording, an appointment was made for all the audience to gather at 5:5. When I arrived at the school gate at [-] o'clock, there were already people everywhere.I felt that this matter was getting too big, and my heart felt weak and my legs softened. I wished I could withdraw all the money and let everyone go away.But going uphill is easy and going downhill is difficult, and the situation is already difficult to ride a tiger. I quickly called Xu Ning and asked them to come to help in advance. After a while, the brothers rushed over.

"What's the matter?" Xu Ning asked.

"It's okay for now, I think it will be messy when we get into the car later. We have to lock the door first, and don't rush up in a swarm!"

Just as he was talking, an empty 312 creaked over and stopped at the school gate.All the waiting spectators rushed towards the two car doors immediately.I quickly shouted: "Stop it, don't open the door!" The brothers rushed in to maintain order, and I walked to the front of the car and waved at the driver.The driver also waved at me, opened the door on his side and jumped out, walked up to me, and handed me a betel nut, "Little brother, I'm sorry today! There is something wrong with that car!"

Hearing this, I just felt a thunderbolt, and my eyes went dark, "What's wrong?"

"My friend can't make it," the driver spat out a betel nut residue, "this time there is only one car."

"One car, I have 100 people here!" I was so angry that I went crazy.

"Don't worry, there is room for 100 people!" The driver was not in a hurry, "130 people are fine!"

I turned my head and took a look at this bus. It was an ordinary bus without air-conditioning. If it sat comfortably, it would only have thirty or forty seats. I really wonder how many people it can hold if it is packed like a can. no count.At this point, there is no other choice. Hurry up and get rid of the person. If you block the school gate and don't recruit the school leaders, it will be completely finished.So I squeezed to the front door of the bus and yelled: "Get on the bus if your name is called!...Chen Gongcheng..."

"Just this car?" Some students were very dissatisfied.

"Don't make noise, I can't even hear the name!" Xiao Ma was still in the audience, and he just acted as a babysitter.

"Yes! Everyone be quiet and listen to my name! Those whose names are called get in the car...Chen Gongcheng!"

"Come on, come on..." A thin boy almost moved towards the car door from the outermost layer of the crowd, and the crowd was stirred up again.

"Squeeze hair, come one by one!" Brother Bao blocked the door of the car that had just opened, and let the skinny boy into the car, "Go in and walk in, don't block the door!" Learned by the minibus conductor.

"Wang Yimeng..."

"Ma Wentao..."

"Zhao Saibing..."

"My name is Zhao Hanbing! Not Zhao Saibing!"

"Oh, Zhao Hanbing!...You can't write clearly!"

After spending more than ten minutes in such a noisy manner, the bus was like a vacuum cleaner, digesting the 100 people blocking the school gate, and dragged them away as soon as the door was closed.

Thankfully, four hours later, the car creaked and dragged the 100 students and a few spectators who stopped by the car back safely.Although some people complain about this journey, after all, it costs 10 yuan to travel such a long distance, and you can watch celebrity performances for free, so everyone still thinks it is worth it.When we arrived at the school gate, as soon as the car door opened, a car full of people was unloaded in an instant, and scattered around chatting and laughing.I let out a long sigh of relief, lit a cigarette, slumped on the hood, and finally felt a cool breeze blowing from the side window, feeling like I was resurrected from the dead. "Are you okay?" The driver handed over a betel nut, and I took it and stuffed it into my mouth, and smiled at him: "It's a happy cooperation."

"Remember to come to me next time!" Taking my 300 yuan and stuffing it into his pocket, the driver started the car, "Where do you live? I'll take you there!"

"No need, I belong to this school." I smoked a cigarette and stood up, and got out of the car.

"Fang Peng, Fang Peng, Fang Peng!" Xiaoyi trotted all the way into my arms with two books in his arms, "You are back, I was killed by mosquitoes. How are you? Are you all going well?"

"Of course, how good your husband is!" A man in love never misses an opportunity to brag.

"Beep" the bus honked twice, and the driver stuck his head out of the window of the driver's cab to greet me: "Hey, this girl is pretty!"

"My daughter-in-law!" I said happily, and hugged Xiao Yi's shoulders vigorously.

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This trip earned 700 yuan, which directly solved the problem of eating for all of us men.More importantly, because of my good organization this time, I was affirmed by the program group, and I was taken care of by Brother Liu. After a long period of time, I took over almost all the college student audience organizations of the Star Fan Club. Task.During that time, I never had to worry about money again.

In the blink of an eye, the end of the year, the program group recorded several programs in a row, and I made a lot of money.On the night of New Year's Day, I booked the largest private room in the "Xianzi" KTV in front of the school for everyone to sing.We coaxed from the first half of the night to the second half of the night, from 2001 to 2002. The second child was drunk and threw up again and again. She had gone back to the rental house to celebrate by herself, and when the rest of the people were half asleep and half unconscious, Xiaoyi quietly ordered "Hypnosis" again, and sat in front of the TV and sang softly——

The taste of the first bite of cake, the comfort of the first toy, the sun goes down, the sun goes down, the tears of ice cream.

Kissing someone's mouth for the first time, drinking potion when sick for the first time, strong wind blowing, strong wind blowing, popcorn is so beautiful.

From the beginning to the end, who is forgotten, who is remembered?From the beginning to the end, count again, count again, is there any waste, lah...

La……

La……

11
In the early morning of January 2002, 1, I really remember this day. I almost raped Xiao Yi from the ranks of virgins that day.After I lay down limply, classmate Ke Yiyi kept holding me and crying.She said, you don't even know that you love me, it hurts to death.I didn't say anything, just hugged her tightly and kept kissing and kissing.She cried like this for a long time, tears streaming down the corners of her eyes, and her hair was wet from crying.Then she was tired from crying and stopped crying, but she didn't know what to do next, so she stared at me with her eyes wide open for a while, then at the ceiling, for a while, and then continued to stare at me again.She said, are you sleepy?I said, no.She said, go to sleep when you are sleepy.I said, I'm not sleepy.She said, let's sleep too.Then she buried her head in my arms and was silent again.I maintained this posture, and images of various romance movies kept appearing in my mind.

When I woke up early in the morning, when I opened my eyes, she was still staring at me.This startled me, so I quickly helped her sit up and shook her shoulders, "Xiaoyi, are you okay?" She looked at me for a long time and said bitterly, "Hey, why are you snoring again?" Grinding your teeth again? How can I sleep in the future?" I smiled: "From now on, you go to sleep first, and I will put you to sleep before I go to sleep." She thought for a while and said, "Okay, since you love me so much. For my part, I don't care about what happened yesterday with you."

When I woke up again, Xiao Yi was picking up the quilt on my chest and playing, muttering while playing: "Grandpa, sir..."

"Xiaoyi, what are you talking about?" I asked while stroking her little head.

"I said, dude, dude, dude..."

"What do you mean?"

"It means, husband, husband, husband..." Xiaoyi said seriously, "I will call you 'gong' from now on."

"Oh..." I nodded, "Okay, mother!"

Xiao Yi burst out laughing, and buried her face in the quilt, trembling all over.

"Mom, come out and take a breath, don't be suffocated."

Xiaoyi laughed even harder, and it took a long time to get out of the quilt, "I hate it! Don't call me 'mother', I'm not...'mother'!" After finishing speaking, she buried herself in the quilt until she couldn't breathe. angry.

"Then what are you?"

"I'm a mother-in-law! Wife!" Xiaoyi said proudly.

"Got it, mother-in-law!" I called out, and my heart turned a thousand times.

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After New Year's Day, the semester ends quickly.I haven't passed CET-[-], and I failed two subjects in the final exam, but it didn't affect the arrival of the winter vacation on time. I sent Xiao Yi to the airport, and told the second child to take good care of my sister-in-law on the way.The second child made a very inappropriate joke with me, "It's not as good as dumplings, and it's not as fun as my sister-in-law." I pulled him aside alone and said a lot of threatening words.The second child finally sighed unbearably, and said, "Fang Peng, stop talking, Ke Yiyi is my mother, my own mother!"

I am quite satisfied with the attitude of the second child.

The winter vacation has never been so long. Although Xiaoyi and I talk on the phone every day, the pain of missing each other is still so hard.I often lose my mind while eating, while watching TV, when chatting with my parents, when visiting relatives for New Year's greetings... When my mind wanders, my face takes on an idiot look. My younger brother Liu Ke secretly took a picture of me when I was distracted. I took a look, but the word "idiot" was written on such a handsome face.I know what I'm thinking, yes, fantasizing about chasing me and classmate Ke Yiyi in the woods.Yeah yeah yeah, I know it's stupid, but I can't help fantasizing about this scene after so many years of habit, even after I say goodbye to my boyhood, my fantasy just upgrades to version 2.0 - one day I dreamed that I Frolicking and chasing with Xiao Yi at the beach, yes, still chasing, but already at the beach!She ran in front, and I chased after, and then I was stabbed in the foot by a conch, and fell to the ground on my back, Xiaoyi giggled and fell on top of me, we rolled and exchanged each other's up and down positions, and then kissed .This scene is very vulgar and vulgar to describe, but it was already the limit of romance that I could imagine in the empty state at that time.This actually shows that I am still a very traditional Chinese man at heart.

After the new year, I was impatient to prepare to go back to Changsha, and booked the train ticket on the earliest day that I thought my parents could bear.But in fact I made a mistake in my judgment. My dad was furious when he heard that I was going back to Changsha on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year. He told me "don't come back if you don't want to go home." I booked a ticket back to Changsha the day before school started (I can book the ticket so smoothly, thanks to my uncle who works on the railway).Although I postponed my return to school, in fact, from the seventh day of the seventh day to the day I left, my dad didn't eat a few meals at home.My mother said: "Your father is reluctant to bear you. You stay at home, and he feels more comfortable." My mother also said: "If you have a girlfriend, bring it back and show it to your parents. As long as you like it, Dad Mom won't object."

After hearing this sentence, I jumped up from the sofa, "Who said I have a girlfriend?"

My mother smiled and said, "You can tell by the dead face on your face! You had this expression when you were in puppy love."

(End of this chapter)