I used to cry in the middle of the night, wanting to talk to you about life
Chapter 17 So what, love
Chapter 17 So what, love (3)
I didn't know until much later, since my dad came back from paying the phone bill, they realized that there must be a girl in the area code 010, who has a special relationship with me.
13
When the spring was warm and the flowers were blooming, Xiao Yi and I met again at the North Campus of Nanhu University.After putting Xiao Yi's luggage away, I held the little guy's face, wiped off the little beads of sweat on her forehead, and kissed her lightly.Xiao Yi closed her eyes, kept the posture of being kissed by me, and tightly pursed her mouth, then suddenly opened her eyes and said to me: "My lord, let's go climbing!" Without even thinking about it, I said, "Okay, okay! !” So we held hands and walked along the back street to the mountain pass in the north of Yuelu Mountain, and walked all the way up.As soon as I got to the top of the mountain, Xiao Yi suddenly turned her back and looked at me, "Grandpa, let's go skating!" I tried to calm my breathing, but still responded very straightforwardly: "Okay, okay!"
So we rushed down the mountain along the highway, got on the bus at Dongfanghong Square, and headed to the island boat skating rink in the Youth Palace.In fact, Xiaoyi didn't know how to slide at all. She held my hand tightly and waded on the outermost circle of the slide in small steps, trembling, swaying from side to side.And I'm just a half-baked person, while carefully protecting her from falling, while carefully keeping my balance so that I don't fall first.But the public skating rink is not our two-person world after all. There are often boys with yellow hair passing by us quickly, and a gust of wind brings us both to the ground. All I can do is stand in front of Xiaoyi. Get up, and pull up the little girl who is laughing so hard.
During this period, a girl with a pretty good appearance passed by me. I didn’t know what to step on and stumbled. She staggered and almost fell. She stretched out her hand and tried to keep her balance. My waistband.In the midst of this flash, I resolutely shook her off, and the girl flew out with inertia, falling all over the place, and then she sat on the floor, staring at me with great resentment.As for me, I have no regrets in my heart, seeing Xiao Yi holding back her smile, I am so happy that I can't wait to do it again.
After playing like this for half an hour, Xiao Yi suddenly stood still with his support on the wall, "Grandpa, let's go eat dumplings. I know there is a dumpling shop next to it that is very delicious." "Okay, okay!" I said.
When I got out of the island boat, there was already a spring rain in the sky. The rain was not too heavy, but it was not too small. I just looked up to see the rain, and Xiaoyi had already grabbed my hand and rushed into the rain.
"Mother, where is the dumpling shop?"
"My lord, I forgot!"
"Grandmother, if you don't know the way, just follow me!"
"My lord, do you know where it is?"
"I don't know either, just go wherever you go!"
"My lord, I won't go with you!"
"If you don't come with me, then I'll take you away!"
"Don't hug, don't hug, don't hug, don't hug... Gong!"
"What?"
"We're here!"
I followed the direction of Xiaoyi's fingers, and sure enough there was an old house with red bricks and blue tiles with a signboard of a dumpling shop. Xiaoyi led me along the wooden steps to the second-floor attic.At around 3 o'clock in the afternoon, there were only two of us in the attic, a square wooden window was open, and we could see the rain curtain intertwined and staggered on the roof of an old house.We ordered a plate of beef and half a catty of dumplings, and sat by the window to eat.Eating and eating, Xiao Yi suddenly laughed again, I looked at her in surprise, only to see that she stopped laughing and stared at me very seriously, "My lord, you are so kind to me!"
14
Xiaoyi decided to officially move out of the dormitory and live with me. Of course, the so-called "official" did not notify the school.
As soon as school started, I received a call from Brother Liu. He said, "You are back", and then informed me of the time for four recording sessions, with 150 people in each session.I have the experience of the last time, and I know that it is still very loose for 75 people in each car, so I only arranged two cars to pick up people. Say, definitely a lot of money.I used this money to pay the rent and rented a single room in the "Blue Apartment" by the Wanglu Bridge.The blue apartment is a newly built six-story apartment building, all of which are single-room apartments. The purpose of building it is to rent it out to students. This can be seen from its interior furnishings. Dozens of single rooms are standard configurations - writing desks and Double bed, one side is studying hard, the other side is wanting to go to school every day... The room is very clean, if you are willing to pay an extra 3000 yuan a month, you can rent a room facing the river, open the window and enjoy the breeze, and there is a vegetable field next to it Herbal scent.Xiaoyi and I went to see it once, and we both liked it very much. We paid half a year's rent on the same day, cleaned it and moved in the next day.
The half-year rent is more than 2000 yuan, and I still have hundreds of thousands of dollars left from the money I made from organizing audiences.In order to clean up the ill-gotten gains, Xiao Yi and I took a taxi to Carrefour in Furong Square and went shopping.With her head tilted and her hands behind her back, Xiaoyi walked in front solemnly, followed closely by me pushing a shopping cart.Except for the counter selling snacks, we stopped at the home appliance counter the longest. Xiao Yi looked at a few rice cookers and then a few induction cookers, "Mr. Let’s buy a rice cooker, it’s only for cooking; let’s just buy an induction cooker, it’s only for cooking. What should I do?”
I pondered for a while, "Grandmother, what kind of food do you know?"
"I can cook noodles." Xiaoyi said seriously.
"What about the others?"
"Boiled eggs."
"What else?"
"Cooking dumplings...not very well."
"Let's stop buying pots, shall we?"
"Why? I didn't know how to do it before, but I can learn it in the future. If I learn it, I can cook it for you." Xiao Yi said angrily, "My mother doesn't know how to cook either. My father does it. I don't know how to cook." Dad is very busy, so he didn't teach me, but my dad cooks mutton very delicious..."
"Wait, wait..." I stopped the little girl who was drooling, "Mother, I will take you home during the summer vacation. My mother is very good at cooking. You can learn from her. If you learn it, let's cook again." Buy a pot, okay?"
"Huh?" Classmate Ke Yiyi smirked triumphantly, "Grandpa, are you so sure that I'm willing to go back with you?"
"you guess!"
"No way!"
In the end, we didn't buy the rice cooker or induction cooker. With my insistence, we bought back a small combined stereo, and moved back a bunch of pirated CDs to the audio-visual store in front of the school.That night, Xiaoyi and I lay side by side on the bed, listening to Xuecun's music storytelling from beginning to end, laughing while listening.Xuecun sang, "Lao Zhang drove to the northeast", we both said in unison, "Crash!" The popular "Office", when it came to the chorus, Xiao Yi and I sang together with our eyes facing each other, "A married woman, a married man, today we have to see clearly..."
Xiao Yi couldn't hold back and laughed first, "Grandpa, can we hear something else?"
"No."
"why?"
"Treatment of tone insufficiency has to be done step by step from easy to difficult..."
"I hate it!" Xiao Yi threw herself on me and began to pinch me.
Really, maybe in this world, there will be sex listening to Xuecun’s music storytelling, except for Xuecun and his wife, only me and Ke Yiyi, right?
15
In the spring of 2002, everyone was watching "Meteor Garden", all the girls were obsessed with F4, and all the boys would say "If an apology is useful, why do we need the police".Since that year, Brother Bao has long hair. Although he looks a bit like the then Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, in any case, the campus that year was particularly dreamy.
I enjoyed this dreamy season very much, but I didn't watch "Meteor Garden", because one day, I saw Wei Xing hanging himself upside down on the bed in the dormitory, and I asked him if he was bitten by a bat, and Ya expressed my doubts very much Disdainful, "Fuck, do you know Huazelei?...Huazelei said that when you want to cry, stand on your head so that the tears won't flow out."
"Crying? What's wrong with you?"
"Choked on pepper noodles."
I don't watch "Meteor Garden", except for the scene of Wei Xing that I can't forget, in fact, I don't watch TV series much at all.I like reading books. During that time, I dug out one of my favorite youth novels and read it from the beginning.That book is called "Wandering", and I think it is the best book written by Shi Kang, and it is not a little bit better than the later "Struggle", which became so popular in the street.I bought this book when I was in the third year of high school. I bought it because I read a book review on "Southern Weekend". It's a complete waste of life, nothing has been experienced, and nothing has been left behind.So I went to Xinhua Bookstore to buy this book, read it all at once, and wrote my own reflections on the title page, roughly saying that college life is like this, and I plan to live like this in the future.
Re-reading this book gave me some different feelings. On the afternoon after I finished reading it again, I lit a cigarette and held it in my mouth. By the time he was in the second semester of his sophomore year, he had already fallen into a deep confusion. He was always struggling with some philosophical issues in his growth, which made him look profound and...cool.As for me, I'm at the same stage in my life, but I'm not so lost, and most of the time, I don't think about anything at all.I don't study, I don't work, the only thing I want is to have a good relationship with Xiao Yi.As a young person in the new era, I have no ambitions but feel at ease. I don’t care if I don’t have ambitions, and I don’t even have confusion. Does this seem too... superficial?
"Superficiality" has always been my Achilles' heel. The ordinary young people in my small place have never seen the big world. Except for textbooks and exercise books, I haven't read many books on serious calculations. I haven't finished reading the famous novels.By chance, I found a beautiful girl from Beijing who was born and raised within the third ring road under the root of the imperial city to be my girlfriend. I always thought in my heart that Xiaoyi was obsessed with ghosts. My level of luck is the same as that silly X in the Hong Kong movie "Happy Ghost". It’s like a student getting a Qing Dynasty zombie to help her with her final exam. Forget it, you don’t know about such an old movie. This is almost as lucky as the earth being saved by Ultraman.Therefore, I examine myself three times a day, and try to avoid exposing my shortcomings in front of Xiao Yi, but hiccups and farts can be behind people's backs, and superficiality is an unavoidable big problem.I'm not afraid of my shallowness, I'm afraid that if I expose my shallowness, Xiaoyi won't love me anymore.
How can we not be superficial?What a headache.
At this moment, Xiao Yi opened the door and entered the room, and saw me smoking a cigarette straight like a chimney, "Fang Peng, you are smoking on the bed again!"
I saw Xiaoyi pouting and getting angry at me, but I was very happy in my heart, because when I was thinking about the problem just now, I had already smoked more than half of the cigarette, and the ash was still standing upright, and my hands were resting on the back of my head. Come on, it's really hard for me to take the cigarette off by myself without knocking the ash on my face.
I bit my filter tip and shrugged my eyebrows at Xiaoyi.
Little Yili ignored me, and threw the textbook on the desk, "Don't fire at me, if you don't mop the floor tonight, you are not allowed to kiss me!"
I saw that Xiaoyi's back was facing me, so I snorted resentfully through my nose, trying to get her attention.But the effect was not obvious. Xiaoyi didn't notice my predicament at all. She went to the window and opened it, "Look at you, you smoke so much every day. How did you promise me last time that you would never smoke? Smoke yourself a piece of bacon, look at you, look at you, your ideal in life is not to make bacon!"
The smoke in my mouth has been smoked to the buttocks, and the smoke makes my eyes sting, and tears are streaming down.
"Look, look, I criticize you, but you ignore me... You still pretend to be asleep, you still pretend to be asleep!"
"I..." I couldn't hold it back any longer. With this movement, all the soot fell on my mouth, and my lips were immediately blistered.
Because of this incident, Xiao Yi wrote a 100-word inspection, which is still in my diary and placed in my hometown in Huai'an.
Because of this incident, Xiaoyi kissed me all night, kissing me when I woke up, and kissing me when I woke up, she said that if there were blisters on her lips, the kiss would not hurt.
That night, I also made up my mind that I can no longer hang around like this day after day.In addition to studying, I am going to do a few serious things.First, I want to read more books. I went to the bookstore in front of the school and bought a few pirated books, including the complete works of Yu Qiuyu, the complete works of Yu Hua, and the complete works of Liu Yong, but in the end I only finished reading the works of Wen Ruiping.Second, I am going to sublimate my literary style and organize a special drama show to show my work achievements since I became the head of the "Financial Drama Troupe".
But before these two things, there is one more immediate matter to be resolved - I must find a girlfriend for my second child!
16
Single dicks are especially garish in this fantasy season.Our small circle, except for the second child, is all in love.In normal days, everyone still arranges shifts intentionally or unintentionally, leaving behind their girlfriends whom they haven't seen for a second, and playing billiards with the second child to pass the time. The world, so I can only temporarily forget that there is such a lonely fat man in the world.
Fortunately, the second child doesn't cry or make noises, except that he changed his screen name to "Human nature has no opposite sex", and he hardly complains.He started to play CS, his eyes were often bloodshot, and he went back to the dormitory to sleep... At first we didn't think there was anything wrong with the second brother's easy-going and contented spirit. I will not become gay because I have been single for too long, but since the "key door incident", everyone has reached a consensus that the second child's personal problems cannot be resolved, and he will always be an unstable factor in this harmonious society , commonly known as "hidden danger".
The "key door incident" is like this, that day Wei Xing took advantage of the dark moon and high winds to secretly lead his girlfriend from another school back to his dormitory.The roommates in their dormitory had already been dismissed by him with 10 yuan each (actually, I couldn’t figure out what Wei Xing was thinking about, 30 yuan was enough for him to open a daily rental room in front of our school).The lonely man and the widow shared the same room. Wei Xing pretended to watch "Romantic Cherry Blossom" with the girl in front of the computer for 10 minutes, and then climbed to the bunk. He heard the sound of the key being inserted into the door, because the door was locked, the man failed to open the door, so he began to push and pull the door lock hard, making a loud bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bah
Wei Xing was so frightened that he didn't know whether it was the dormitory teacher outside the door or his girlfriend from the school, because besides the roommate, only those two people had the key to this door, and these two didn't care who came. , enough to drink a pot by yourself.Wei Xing quickly wrapped the girlfriend on the bed with a quilt and hid it against the wall, put on his pants and jumped off the bed, "Who is it?" The person outside the door didn't answer, but he didn't stop pushing and pulling the door lock, and With more and more force, the wall covering around the door frame was shaken to the point that the plaster fell off.Wei Xing opened the door tremblingly, and saw the second child standing outside the door with a face full of embarrassment, "The key is stuck... I'll pull it out and leave, you...you continue."
Wei Xing suddenly felt like he was alive after a catastrophe, but within a second, this sense of happiness was replaced by righteous anger, "Damn, Zhao Guoyong! Why did you open my door? Where did you get the key?"
(End of this chapter)
I didn't know until much later, since my dad came back from paying the phone bill, they realized that there must be a girl in the area code 010, who has a special relationship with me.
13
When the spring was warm and the flowers were blooming, Xiao Yi and I met again at the North Campus of Nanhu University.After putting Xiao Yi's luggage away, I held the little guy's face, wiped off the little beads of sweat on her forehead, and kissed her lightly.Xiao Yi closed her eyes, kept the posture of being kissed by me, and tightly pursed her mouth, then suddenly opened her eyes and said to me: "My lord, let's go climbing!" Without even thinking about it, I said, "Okay, okay! !” So we held hands and walked along the back street to the mountain pass in the north of Yuelu Mountain, and walked all the way up.As soon as I got to the top of the mountain, Xiao Yi suddenly turned her back and looked at me, "Grandpa, let's go skating!" I tried to calm my breathing, but still responded very straightforwardly: "Okay, okay!"
So we rushed down the mountain along the highway, got on the bus at Dongfanghong Square, and headed to the island boat skating rink in the Youth Palace.In fact, Xiaoyi didn't know how to slide at all. She held my hand tightly and waded on the outermost circle of the slide in small steps, trembling, swaying from side to side.And I'm just a half-baked person, while carefully protecting her from falling, while carefully keeping my balance so that I don't fall first.But the public skating rink is not our two-person world after all. There are often boys with yellow hair passing by us quickly, and a gust of wind brings us both to the ground. All I can do is stand in front of Xiaoyi. Get up, and pull up the little girl who is laughing so hard.
During this period, a girl with a pretty good appearance passed by me. I didn’t know what to step on and stumbled. She staggered and almost fell. She stretched out her hand and tried to keep her balance. My waistband.In the midst of this flash, I resolutely shook her off, and the girl flew out with inertia, falling all over the place, and then she sat on the floor, staring at me with great resentment.As for me, I have no regrets in my heart, seeing Xiao Yi holding back her smile, I am so happy that I can't wait to do it again.
After playing like this for half an hour, Xiao Yi suddenly stood still with his support on the wall, "Grandpa, let's go eat dumplings. I know there is a dumpling shop next to it that is very delicious." "Okay, okay!" I said.
When I got out of the island boat, there was already a spring rain in the sky. The rain was not too heavy, but it was not too small. I just looked up to see the rain, and Xiaoyi had already grabbed my hand and rushed into the rain.
"Mother, where is the dumpling shop?"
"My lord, I forgot!"
"Grandmother, if you don't know the way, just follow me!"
"My lord, do you know where it is?"
"I don't know either, just go wherever you go!"
"My lord, I won't go with you!"
"If you don't come with me, then I'll take you away!"
"Don't hug, don't hug, don't hug, don't hug... Gong!"
"What?"
"We're here!"
I followed the direction of Xiaoyi's fingers, and sure enough there was an old house with red bricks and blue tiles with a signboard of a dumpling shop. Xiaoyi led me along the wooden steps to the second-floor attic.At around 3 o'clock in the afternoon, there were only two of us in the attic, a square wooden window was open, and we could see the rain curtain intertwined and staggered on the roof of an old house.We ordered a plate of beef and half a catty of dumplings, and sat by the window to eat.Eating and eating, Xiao Yi suddenly laughed again, I looked at her in surprise, only to see that she stopped laughing and stared at me very seriously, "My lord, you are so kind to me!"
14
Xiaoyi decided to officially move out of the dormitory and live with me. Of course, the so-called "official" did not notify the school.
As soon as school started, I received a call from Brother Liu. He said, "You are back", and then informed me of the time for four recording sessions, with 150 people in each session.I have the experience of the last time, and I know that it is still very loose for 75 people in each car, so I only arranged two cars to pick up people. Say, definitely a lot of money.I used this money to pay the rent and rented a single room in the "Blue Apartment" by the Wanglu Bridge.The blue apartment is a newly built six-story apartment building, all of which are single-room apartments. The purpose of building it is to rent it out to students. This can be seen from its interior furnishings. Dozens of single rooms are standard configurations - writing desks and Double bed, one side is studying hard, the other side is wanting to go to school every day... The room is very clean, if you are willing to pay an extra 3000 yuan a month, you can rent a room facing the river, open the window and enjoy the breeze, and there is a vegetable field next to it Herbal scent.Xiaoyi and I went to see it once, and we both liked it very much. We paid half a year's rent on the same day, cleaned it and moved in the next day.
The half-year rent is more than 2000 yuan, and I still have hundreds of thousands of dollars left from the money I made from organizing audiences.In order to clean up the ill-gotten gains, Xiao Yi and I took a taxi to Carrefour in Furong Square and went shopping.With her head tilted and her hands behind her back, Xiaoyi walked in front solemnly, followed closely by me pushing a shopping cart.Except for the counter selling snacks, we stopped at the home appliance counter the longest. Xiao Yi looked at a few rice cookers and then a few induction cookers, "Mr. Let’s buy a rice cooker, it’s only for cooking; let’s just buy an induction cooker, it’s only for cooking. What should I do?”
I pondered for a while, "Grandmother, what kind of food do you know?"
"I can cook noodles." Xiaoyi said seriously.
"What about the others?"
"Boiled eggs."
"What else?"
"Cooking dumplings...not very well."
"Let's stop buying pots, shall we?"
"Why? I didn't know how to do it before, but I can learn it in the future. If I learn it, I can cook it for you." Xiao Yi said angrily, "My mother doesn't know how to cook either. My father does it. I don't know how to cook." Dad is very busy, so he didn't teach me, but my dad cooks mutton very delicious..."
"Wait, wait..." I stopped the little girl who was drooling, "Mother, I will take you home during the summer vacation. My mother is very good at cooking. You can learn from her. If you learn it, let's cook again." Buy a pot, okay?"
"Huh?" Classmate Ke Yiyi smirked triumphantly, "Grandpa, are you so sure that I'm willing to go back with you?"
"you guess!"
"No way!"
In the end, we didn't buy the rice cooker or induction cooker. With my insistence, we bought back a small combined stereo, and moved back a bunch of pirated CDs to the audio-visual store in front of the school.That night, Xiaoyi and I lay side by side on the bed, listening to Xuecun's music storytelling from beginning to end, laughing while listening.Xuecun sang, "Lao Zhang drove to the northeast", we both said in unison, "Crash!" The popular "Office", when it came to the chorus, Xiao Yi and I sang together with our eyes facing each other, "A married woman, a married man, today we have to see clearly..."
Xiao Yi couldn't hold back and laughed first, "Grandpa, can we hear something else?"
"No."
"why?"
"Treatment of tone insufficiency has to be done step by step from easy to difficult..."
"I hate it!" Xiao Yi threw herself on me and began to pinch me.
Really, maybe in this world, there will be sex listening to Xuecun’s music storytelling, except for Xuecun and his wife, only me and Ke Yiyi, right?
15
In the spring of 2002, everyone was watching "Meteor Garden", all the girls were obsessed with F4, and all the boys would say "If an apology is useful, why do we need the police".Since that year, Brother Bao has long hair. Although he looks a bit like the then Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi, in any case, the campus that year was particularly dreamy.
I enjoyed this dreamy season very much, but I didn't watch "Meteor Garden", because one day, I saw Wei Xing hanging himself upside down on the bed in the dormitory, and I asked him if he was bitten by a bat, and Ya expressed my doubts very much Disdainful, "Fuck, do you know Huazelei?...Huazelei said that when you want to cry, stand on your head so that the tears won't flow out."
"Crying? What's wrong with you?"
"Choked on pepper noodles."
I don't watch "Meteor Garden", except for the scene of Wei Xing that I can't forget, in fact, I don't watch TV series much at all.I like reading books. During that time, I dug out one of my favorite youth novels and read it from the beginning.That book is called "Wandering", and I think it is the best book written by Shi Kang, and it is not a little bit better than the later "Struggle", which became so popular in the street.I bought this book when I was in the third year of high school. I bought it because I read a book review on "Southern Weekend". It's a complete waste of life, nothing has been experienced, and nothing has been left behind.So I went to Xinhua Bookstore to buy this book, read it all at once, and wrote my own reflections on the title page, roughly saying that college life is like this, and I plan to live like this in the future.
Re-reading this book gave me some different feelings. On the afternoon after I finished reading it again, I lit a cigarette and held it in my mouth. By the time he was in the second semester of his sophomore year, he had already fallen into a deep confusion. He was always struggling with some philosophical issues in his growth, which made him look profound and...cool.As for me, I'm at the same stage in my life, but I'm not so lost, and most of the time, I don't think about anything at all.I don't study, I don't work, the only thing I want is to have a good relationship with Xiao Yi.As a young person in the new era, I have no ambitions but feel at ease. I don’t care if I don’t have ambitions, and I don’t even have confusion. Does this seem too... superficial?
"Superficiality" has always been my Achilles' heel. The ordinary young people in my small place have never seen the big world. Except for textbooks and exercise books, I haven't read many books on serious calculations. I haven't finished reading the famous novels.By chance, I found a beautiful girl from Beijing who was born and raised within the third ring road under the root of the imperial city to be my girlfriend. I always thought in my heart that Xiaoyi was obsessed with ghosts. My level of luck is the same as that silly X in the Hong Kong movie "Happy Ghost". It’s like a student getting a Qing Dynasty zombie to help her with her final exam. Forget it, you don’t know about such an old movie. This is almost as lucky as the earth being saved by Ultraman.Therefore, I examine myself three times a day, and try to avoid exposing my shortcomings in front of Xiao Yi, but hiccups and farts can be behind people's backs, and superficiality is an unavoidable big problem.I'm not afraid of my shallowness, I'm afraid that if I expose my shallowness, Xiaoyi won't love me anymore.
How can we not be superficial?What a headache.
At this moment, Xiao Yi opened the door and entered the room, and saw me smoking a cigarette straight like a chimney, "Fang Peng, you are smoking on the bed again!"
I saw Xiaoyi pouting and getting angry at me, but I was very happy in my heart, because when I was thinking about the problem just now, I had already smoked more than half of the cigarette, and the ash was still standing upright, and my hands were resting on the back of my head. Come on, it's really hard for me to take the cigarette off by myself without knocking the ash on my face.
I bit my filter tip and shrugged my eyebrows at Xiaoyi.
Little Yili ignored me, and threw the textbook on the desk, "Don't fire at me, if you don't mop the floor tonight, you are not allowed to kiss me!"
I saw that Xiaoyi's back was facing me, so I snorted resentfully through my nose, trying to get her attention.But the effect was not obvious. Xiaoyi didn't notice my predicament at all. She went to the window and opened it, "Look at you, you smoke so much every day. How did you promise me last time that you would never smoke? Smoke yourself a piece of bacon, look at you, look at you, your ideal in life is not to make bacon!"
The smoke in my mouth has been smoked to the buttocks, and the smoke makes my eyes sting, and tears are streaming down.
"Look, look, I criticize you, but you ignore me... You still pretend to be asleep, you still pretend to be asleep!"
"I..." I couldn't hold it back any longer. With this movement, all the soot fell on my mouth, and my lips were immediately blistered.
Because of this incident, Xiao Yi wrote a 100-word inspection, which is still in my diary and placed in my hometown in Huai'an.
Because of this incident, Xiaoyi kissed me all night, kissing me when I woke up, and kissing me when I woke up, she said that if there were blisters on her lips, the kiss would not hurt.
That night, I also made up my mind that I can no longer hang around like this day after day.In addition to studying, I am going to do a few serious things.First, I want to read more books. I went to the bookstore in front of the school and bought a few pirated books, including the complete works of Yu Qiuyu, the complete works of Yu Hua, and the complete works of Liu Yong, but in the end I only finished reading the works of Wen Ruiping.Second, I am going to sublimate my literary style and organize a special drama show to show my work achievements since I became the head of the "Financial Drama Troupe".
But before these two things, there is one more immediate matter to be resolved - I must find a girlfriend for my second child!
16
Single dicks are especially garish in this fantasy season.Our small circle, except for the second child, is all in love.In normal days, everyone still arranges shifts intentionally or unintentionally, leaving behind their girlfriends whom they haven't seen for a second, and playing billiards with the second child to pass the time. The world, so I can only temporarily forget that there is such a lonely fat man in the world.
Fortunately, the second child doesn't cry or make noises, except that he changed his screen name to "Human nature has no opposite sex", and he hardly complains.He started to play CS, his eyes were often bloodshot, and he went back to the dormitory to sleep... At first we didn't think there was anything wrong with the second brother's easy-going and contented spirit. I will not become gay because I have been single for too long, but since the "key door incident", everyone has reached a consensus that the second child's personal problems cannot be resolved, and he will always be an unstable factor in this harmonious society , commonly known as "hidden danger".
The "key door incident" is like this, that day Wei Xing took advantage of the dark moon and high winds to secretly lead his girlfriend from another school back to his dormitory.The roommates in their dormitory had already been dismissed by him with 10 yuan each (actually, I couldn’t figure out what Wei Xing was thinking about, 30 yuan was enough for him to open a daily rental room in front of our school).The lonely man and the widow shared the same room. Wei Xing pretended to watch "Romantic Cherry Blossom" with the girl in front of the computer for 10 minutes, and then climbed to the bunk. He heard the sound of the key being inserted into the door, because the door was locked, the man failed to open the door, so he began to push and pull the door lock hard, making a loud bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bah
Wei Xing was so frightened that he didn't know whether it was the dormitory teacher outside the door or his girlfriend from the school, because besides the roommate, only those two people had the key to this door, and these two didn't care who came. , enough to drink a pot by yourself.Wei Xing quickly wrapped the girlfriend on the bed with a quilt and hid it against the wall, put on his pants and jumped off the bed, "Who is it?" The person outside the door didn't answer, but he didn't stop pushing and pulling the door lock, and With more and more force, the wall covering around the door frame was shaken to the point that the plaster fell off.Wei Xing opened the door tremblingly, and saw the second child standing outside the door with a face full of embarrassment, "The key is stuck... I'll pull it out and leave, you...you continue."
Wei Xing suddenly felt like he was alive after a catastrophe, but within a second, this sense of happiness was replaced by righteous anger, "Damn, Zhao Guoyong! Why did you open my door? Where did you get the key?"
(End of this chapter)
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