Chapter 24 So what, love (10)
We packed up very quickly. Pony didn't have many things, mainly clothes and various football magazines.I opened the last drawer, and inside was a large cardboard box full of condoms, of various brands, colors, and styles, a large box full of forty or fifty condoms. "You take these." Pony glanced at them and said, "For you and Ke Yiyi."

"Me? I don't want it." I closed the box, "Give it to Wei Xing, you have a lot of girlfriends!"

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Speaking of Wei Xing, this grandson still has a stable relationship with his two girlfriends on and off campus, and the relationship continues to heat up.

Ke Yiyi also knew about this, because we never shy away from Wei Xing when we teased her.Xiaoyi is not surprised how Wei Xing can keep the two girlfriends from knowing each other, but she is very surprised how Wei Xing can satisfy the love that the two women need.In fact, I didn't know about this before, until I found out that Wei Xing really took out his heart and gave it to two women. At the end of a month, this grandson was so poor that he could only play with himself in the dormitory... ... Cough, I'm playing by myself.I happened to be bored and went to play football with him. Before I went upstairs, I bought two popsicles, and I ate one myself and brought the other to him.But we were all out of the dormitory area, Wei Xing still didn't eat.I asked him: "What's the matter? I have a bad stomach? If you don't eat it, it will melt." He scratched his head: "No, I want to save it for my girlfriend."

At that time, I was so moved by the infatuation of Tianzi No. [-] that I got goosebumps all over the ground, "Eat quickly, I will buy your girlfriend's one." Watching Wei Xing happily call his girlfriend in the school: " Hey, baby, go downstairs, my husband brought you popsicles!" I really don't know what Wei Xing is thinking.

Wei Xing's happy life has also been tested. Once he was going to Wuhan by train to meet his father who was on a business trip there.On a whim, Wei Xing sent the train number, carriage and seat number to two girlfriends, and the two girlfriends also said they would go to the train station to see him off. The grandson was blind at the time.Meals can be staggered to eat, but there is only one train, how can it be staggered?He advised the two girls not to come and see them off, but the two girls refused to let go as if they had made an appointment.Wei Xing persuaded them in a hurry, and scolded the two respectively, but the two girls were more affectionate than Jin Jian, and they still insisted on sending them off.

The so-called "Heaven's evil is still forgiven, self-inflicted evil cannot live", seeing that "Mr. Wei's Love Story" is about to be staged, but Wei Xing is really not an ordinary person, and the buddy finally resorted to a cheap and invincible trick to escape doomed——

At noon that day, he asked his girlfriend from the school to have dinner with us. During the dinner, we had already made an appointment to act according to the schedule, and we frequently persuaded the innocent girl to drink. We had a few meals with us again, and we lost our guard, so we never refused to anyone who came, and we were advised to drink as much as we wanted, with some red beer mixed in.After drinking for two hours, the girl from the Northeast was so drunk that Xiao Ma and Xu Ning were overwhelmed, she vomited all over herself, and had to watch Wei Xing leave alone.

Afterwards, we summarized the dinner and came to the following conclusions:
[-]. Grandson of Wei Xingzhen.

[-]. If there is a next time, we would rather pour Wei Xing's girlfriend from another school.That girl is from Suzhou, and she hardly drinks.

There is no banquet in the world that lasts forever. Wei Xing's life as a husband and wife still failed to survive 2002. Of course, Wei Xing is not to blame for this incident. The conflict broke out because... the girl from Wei Xing's foreign school My friend actually has two boyfriends at the same time.

The other man was a policeman, and somehow he knew that there was Wei Xing, so he was so jealous that he drove a police car to our school one day and dragged Wei Xing away.At that time, the second child was with Wei Xing, so he got his claws and quickly called me: "Fang Peng, Wei Xing was arrested by the police!"

"Ah? No way, what did he do?"

"I don't know, it seems like I'm not wearing handcuffs!"

"That shouldn't be a big crime, right? Prostitution?"

"I do not know!"

"Oh, I guess it's prostitution."

We didn't know what to do, Wei Xing couldn't get through on the phone, and there was no way to find him, so we had to call the brothers together and sat at the school gate waiting for news.About an hour later, a police car drove over and stopped on the side of the road. Wei Xing got out of the car cursing, and exchanged a few words with the driver. The door was closed by a girl from the inside, and then drove away.

Wei Xing told us that the police didn't do anything to him, they just dragged Wei Xing to the river to threaten and lure him, telling him to cut off contact with the Suzhou girl.Wei Xing never recognized this person, so he would rather die than obey, and scolded the eighteenth generation of the policeman's ancestors by the way.Then the two started to fight and wrestled together. Fortunately, neither of them had a murder weapon, that is, you punched me and I kicked you. Finally, they hugged each other and rolled on the ground a few times.The result of the incident was that the girl from Suzhou was also in the police car, crying and begging them to stop fighting, and she resolutely wanted to break up with Wei Xing, and promised that she and the policeman would live together forever and have a son soon.Wei Xing's face was full of bruises, soil and tears, which looked like a big ice cream with a discolored face, sobbing and saying: "Silly X, I treat her so well, she actually has two boyfriends!" The sense of moral superiority in the words completely forgot that he also had two girlfriends.

When I got back to the blue apartment, Xiaoyi rushed to me anxiously, "Fang Peng, I heard that Wei Xing was arrested for prostitution?" I quickly refuted the rumor and told her that Wei Xing was actually just abandoned by a girlfriend. .Xiaoyi's mood immediately stabilized, with a contemptuous attitude, "Sooner or later, it will be retribution!"

Not long after, Wei Xing dumped his only other girlfriend and returned to being single with irregular sex life.

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During that time, it was a barber shop called "Mengjiao Hair House" that helped Wei Xing soothe his scars.Not long after it opened, the barbers are a few big sisters from Zhejiang.One day at noon, Brother Bao came to our dormitory happily and said that the newly opened "Mengjiao Hair Shop" on Qianjie Street was amazing.We looked at his twisted hairstyle and expressed our disdain, thinking that Brother Bao probably failed with his own hairstyle and wanted to drag us into the water.We're not Xu Xu, how could we be so stupid as to fall into his trap?Brother Bao saw that we didn't believe it, so he was really anxious: "The bastard lied to you, really, if you don't believe me, try dry cleaning once! If you don't like it, I will give you money!" This is very sincere, so I, the second child, Wei Xing followed Brother Bao.

Brother Bao didn't fool us, "Mengjiao Hair House" really has some characteristics.After washing and drying my hair, the big sister behind me pushed my head back and stuck the back of my head between her breasts, and began to massage my face. 20 yuan, 30 minutes, one set is finished, we are all blushing and distracted.On the way back, we deeply criticized the immoral behavior of this hair house, and by the way, we also felt that Xu Ning, who couldn't come because of something, really missed the treasure.

The business of "Mengjiao Fawu" is getting better and better, and more and more disc houses are opened in front of the school. By the end of 2002 and the beginning of 2003, with the opening of two hotels, the atmosphere of our campus in a certain aspect has changed. It has reached the point where it cannot be added.As long as the young couples have a little money, most of them rent a house and live together outside. There is no money or day students are not idle. Once I slept in the dormitory. Just after 12 o’clock, Peng Chuang, the sports committee member of my class, came over Knock on the door, let out the smoke when you enter the door, and smile at us while letting out the smoke: "Brothers, cover the quilt, my girlfriend is here to borrow a toilet, our side is blocked..." Then, he waved to the door, A girl with bare legs and only a men's tracksuit hopped into our bathroom with her head down.This matter had no effect on me, but Wang Tao barely slept that night, and in the second half of the night he shook the bed creakingly, shaking his second child awake.Fortunately, we all have one bed per person. I have a high school classmate who lives in another school. He sleeps on the lower bunk, while his upper bunk is a "jerking enthusiast". My classmate often complains that he often gets seasick when he wakes up. Feeling, and then thinking that I was rocking the bed with the big man on the upper bunk, I felt very humiliated in my heart.

The attitudes of the teachers towards the students’ life style are quite different, and they are divided into two factions: one faction thinks this is human nature, let’s not see it too often; "Pomegranate Tree" incident.

It was early in the morning before New Year's Day. When they woke up, the students found that an open letter signed by "an old professor of Nanhu University" was pasted on the door of each dormitory building. The content of the letter in short is: It is said that the old professor got up to exercise one morning and saw a pair of male and female students having sex under a pomegranate tree.This incident greatly stimulated him. He felt that the current students do not know how to love themselves and cherish youth, so he wrote this open letter, hoping that the relevant departments of the school can strengthen the management of students, and hope that students can reflect on themselves.

It is conceivable that this incident caused a huge sensation in our school.It directly leads to two things-

First of all, the school leaders were furious. In the past few days, there was an accident. A freshman student got pregnant unexpectedly. She didn’t know why she couldn’t think about it. She even went to the school hospital for an examination. The hospital notified the school leaders directly, and the student was expelled. Student status, coupled with the "Pomegranate Tree" open letter added fuel to the fire, the school decided to carry out a profound rectification campaign, the counselors personally checked the dorms, resolutely put an end to the phenomenon of renting houses outside the school, and the class held a "self-esteem and self-love" theme In the class meeting, the students have to review their own life style issues.The school also organized a so-called picket team to patrol the campus all day long, just beating mandarin ducks with sticks.In order to show the school's attitude and determination to this rectification movement, the killing of chickens for monkeys must be done. There was a pair of unlucky sophomore couples who were given a major demerit just because they held hands in front of the administrative building. .Nanhu University suddenly went to another extreme, and falling in love became an underground job.At the beginning of the rectification movement, I didn’t take it seriously, but when I was kissing Xiaoyi in the dormitory area, the teacher who led the pestering team caught me and we both let go and ran away. Fortunately, the teacher couldn’t run fast , was not captured, but after thinking about it, he really escaped a catastrophe.

In addition, the "Pomegranate Tree Incident" also spawned an activity called "Finding the Pomegranate Tree".On our school's BBS, some people with good intentions launched the "Looking for Pomegranate Trees" campaign. Although it was not officially pinned to the top, the post was not deleted. There were hundreds of replies every day, and it couldn't be hotter.Why look for a pomegranate tree? ...Because there are no pomegranate trees in our school!

From freshman to senior year, even some brothers and sisters who were still in Changsha after graduation went back to their alma mater to look for this legendary pomegranate tree, but found nothing.You see how nonsense this is, because of a pomegranate tree, we can't live together, we can't talk about love, but our school doesn't have a pomegranate tree at all!
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Koyi and I were not separated by this trend.

In fact, this trend has not broken anyone up. Although the rented rooms in hotels and disc houses around the campus are empty at night, the business is still booming during the day, and it is hard to find a room.I guess the rectification movement did not improve the ideological realm of the students much, but it had a huge impact on everyone's biological clock.

I wake up every day without brushing my teeth or washing my face, trying to maintain some remaining drowsiness, wandering to the blue apartment, pulling off the quilt, opening the CD, and trying to sleep as much as possible.If you really can't fall asleep, just listen to music and close your eyes.Xiaoyi would also rush back to our little nest when there was no class, throw her bag at the door, and come to me with an oh.Now that I think about it, Xiaoyi and I spend most of our time in this house lying down, cleaning when we are standing, and studying when we are sitting, otherwise we just lie loosely and sprawled together.

Xiao Yi likes to rest her head on my stomach. She said that my heart is drooping and has almost fallen to the position of my abdomen, so as long as it is close to my stomach, I can hear the sound of my heartbeat.And I like to put my hand on her chest and yell out lines from all kinds of jokes about flat chest when there is silence, for example, I have yelled "a fried egg is an egg...", and I "Captain, you can land here...".Xiaoyi had a big opinion on this, and she said to me very seriously: "I am actually a B cup. My mother said that after I give birth, I will become even bigger!"

Of course, we don't just talk about these three vulgar things in bed.She would tell me about her family, and so would I.She told me that her father passed away a long time ago, and it was not easy for her mother to raise her alone. Later, she had a stepdad, an ancestor who could do whatever he could, eat whatever he wanted.When Xiaoyi said these things, she wasn't too sad, her tone was flat and decisive, and she said to me, "My lord, can we be together forever?"

I also told her about my family, about my parents, about my grandparents, but it was my grandparents who talked the most.

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Grandpa left in a hurry, and there were only a few hours between the heart attack and his death.Grandma said that this is God's forgiveness for him and not letting him suffer.Grandma said again, God doesn't have eyes, and just after two years of good life, he took grandpa away.

The relationship between grandparents and grandparents is very good, and it is well-known among women and children in the community where they live.Every morning and evening, the two gray-haired old men supported each other on the way to and from Central Park. No matter what time they held hands, they held each other tightly.Grandpa and grandma are very kind and treat everyone very well.Not only the neighbors, but also the shopkeepers and noodle shops in the community, and even the young man who often waits at the gate of the community to ride a tricycle, are happy to say hello when they meet, because they always appear together.The vegetable market is a bit far away, and the elderly like to go there and spend a dollar to get them back when they buy vegetables.At the door of the house, grandpa paid for the car and grandma yelled at people to come into the house to drink water, and they would not let them go if they didn't drink.My grandfather is not in good health, and resting in his room is what he does most of the time every day.At this time, grandma will never go out, doing housework, watching TV, no matter what, she will be within grandpa's sight.At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the steel pot was put on the coal stove on time. At dinner time, a pot of white rice porridge was so fragrant that my grandfather never drank enough in his life.

In fact, grandpa and grandma don't really spend much time together.Grandpa is a soldier, and it was only a few months after grandma came to the house that grandpa joined the Anti-Japanese War.The War of Liberation, the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea, and build military factories in local areas... Grandma raised four children by herself. During the "Cultural Revolution", the rebels in the province wanted to criticize Grandpa, so a phone call called Grandpa to the provincial capital.For two days and two nights, thanks to the protection of an old chief, my grandfather was not "flyed" and saved his life.When I got home, my grandma looked at my grandpa who was being tortured so badly that she didn’t shed a single tear. She went to the bank and withdrew all her savings, bought chicken, fish, meat and eggs, and called her grandpa, who was criticized at the same time as her grandpa, to eat with her. After a month, grandma said: "Eat, fill your belly full, and continue to fight with them." Later, the rebels called grandpa over again, and it was rumored that a rebel who had always hated grandpa wanted to take this opportunity to punish him. Dead grandfather.Grandma was in a hurry, so she ran back to her mother's house in the countryside and visited all relatives, near and far, and even brought in a hundred and ten people, who were going to rescue people with the crop guy.Grandpa came back safely later.I don't know if grandma is responsible for this, but I have never been able to imagine the appearance of a weak grandma holding a wooden stick to watch over her man.

(End of this chapter)

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