I used to cry in the middle of the night, wanting to talk to you about life

Chapter 27 So what, love (13)
After half an hour, Xiaoyi sent me a message back: "I just woke up, what are you talking about?"

Obviously, she hasn't come downstairs to see our masterpiece, never mind, wait.I asked the second child to have a meal of rice noodles at the gate of Longwang Port. After eating, it was dawn. We burped and returned to the dormitory area with toothpicks in our mouths. We were going to appreciate our overnight results in the morning light. As far as the eye can see, there are white papers, and many unglued white papers are scattered everywhere. A gust of north wind blows through, rattling, desolate and desolate.The six of us were all dumbfounded, this is not only unromantic, it's almost like a funeral...

Not long after, a text message from Xiao Yi came: "You are really sick, crazy."

Not long after, another message came: "The school won't call the police to arrest you, will it?"

Not long after, came the third one: "Hahahaha..."

Thank God, Xiao Yi finally did not break up with me.

By the way, let me add that Xu Ning is really good at being a leader. When he found that something was wrong, he immediately called the subordinates of the student union of the college, organized dozens of freshman kids, and gave all the blank papers to them in a short time. It was torn up, so although the school leaders heard about this incident, they did not witness the shocking scene, so they did not investigate and deal with it.Old Secretary Tang once talked about this matter with Xu Ning. Xu Ning told Old Tang that it was probably done by people from the accounting school.Old Tang would never have imagined that the 2000 senior of the School of Finance he was facing was one of the culprits.Of course, what Xu Ning said was not completely wrong, Wei Xing is from the School of Accounting, and that night, he posted the most exciting post.

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My classmate Ke Yiyi and I got back together again, and when I went back to the blue apartment that day, although Xiao Yiren was not there, he had obviously returned.There are two tomatoes on the glove box next to the bed, and a piece of paper is placed under the persimmons. On the paper is Xiao Yi Juanxiu's handwriting:
Dear male:

Tomatoes represent love. I hope our relationship will be sweet forever. I really want to see you when you are 80 years old.

Love you forever: Ke Yiyi

Next to the last sentence, Xiaoyi also drew a portrait of me at the age of 80, old, fat, and unshaven. I looked at this portrait and smiled for a long time. I picked up a tomato and took a bite, almost making my teeth sour.

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On New Year's Day in 2003, in a festive and peaceful atmosphere, my dad came.

The old man attacked suddenly. When he arrived at my dormitory early in the morning, Ke Yiyi and I were still asleep in the rented room.Director Fang only stayed in my dormitory for 5 minutes, touched my quilt...it was cold, touched the edge of my bed...it was dusty, so he said to the second child: "Zhao Guoyong, Fang Peng doesn't live in the dormitory. ?” The second child said that he was so stunned by my dad’s words that he almost peed, so my dad asked him what he explained, and he told the old man all about me and Ke Yiyi’s unmarried cohabitation in the blue apartment.

But the second child did not completely rebel. Before leading my dad to the blue apartment to arrest me, he called me and wanted to tell me to pack up quickly and stop telling my dad to catch me in bed.But it happened that my phone was turned off that day, so he called Xu Ning. Xu Ning was with Liu Mengmeng, and they ran to report to me and Ke Yiyi.On the way, I bumped into Brother Bao and Xiao Ma who were about to go online. They are both lively and busy people, so they stopped using the Internet and ran to the blue apartment.

A group of people knocked on the door, startling Xiao Yi and me. When we heard that it was my dad, we were startled a few more times, so we got up and cleaned the room.At that time, I didn't know that the second child had already confessed that Ke Yiyi also lived here, and even dug out all Xiaoyi's clothes, shoes, hats and cosmetics, and distributed them to everyone... The second child usually looks short-handed and short-legged Yes, I was walking quite fast. I had just packed up my things and before people had time to evacuate, the second child had already led the devil... No, he led my dad downstairs.So everyone had no choice but to hug Xiao Yi's loose clothes and hide in the public toilet on this floor in a hurry.

My dad knocked on the door, and when I opened the door and saw my dad, I was hypocritically surprised, "Dad, why are you here?" Director Fang was really rude, and walked in without changing his shoes, looking around, "Xiao Yi Woolen cloth?"

"Xiao Yi? She doesn't live here." I pretended to be calm, "How could she live here?"

My dad looked around carefully again, and said that Xu Ning and the others were really quick, and the house was cleaned up flawlessly. My dad didn't find any evidence, except... except that he found a lot of plum stones in the wastebasket, and I He never eats plums.

"Recently, you like plums?"

"Huh? Well, eat whatever you want..."

My dad nodded and asked, "Where's the toilet?"

"what?"

The moment Director Fang pushed open the door of the public bathroom, I couldn't help laughing. Xiao Yi, Liu Mengmeng, Brother Bao, Xu Ning, Xiao Ma, three men and two women were holding a lot of clothes and bottles The cans were squeezed into a small room of two or three square meters, and everyone was stiff and wide-eyed in horror, like a group of frightened rabbits staring at my dad, "Hello, uncle..." My dad turned to look at me , there was no anger in his expression, but a smug smile on his face: "Everyone is here, let's have a meal together at noon."

At noon, Director Fang invited his son and classmates to dinner in Haodu.There were still 12 people at the table, besides my dad, me and Ke Yiyi, Xu Ning, Liu Mengmeng, Bao Ge, Xu Xu, Xiao Ma, Lao Er, Wei Xing, Zhang Qian, Wang Jia, members of our small circle all members.Since Zina broke up with Xiao Ma, she has withdrawn from our small circle very consciously. We will not call her when we have activities. Pretend not to see.

Ke Yiyi and I were quite nervous at first. After all, the matter of cohabitation was broken by the elders. It was embarrassing no matter what.But my dad didn't say a word about this matter, but kept asking everyone to eat and drink, and they really relaxed after drinking.The dinner was full of enthusiasm, my dad would never have the opportunity to exchange drinks with such a whole table of young boys and girls, and Xiao Yi said "Uncle" long to the left and short "Uncle" to the right, which made him smile, and his mouth was full of tears. Lie up to the ears, drank more and more wine, drank two glasses with each junior, and kept telling everyone to take care of "our family Fang Peng and Yiyi", already treating Xiaoyi as his own The daughter-in-law read it.Xu Ning said enviously: "Fang Peng, you see that Uncle treats you and Ke Yiyi so well, and even came to Changsha to see you!"

"Who told me to be such a son." My father smiled and waved his hand, "Fang Peng, you and Ke Yiyi have a good relationship, don't bully her, you know? Yiyi, if Fang Peng treats you badly, you tell me Me, I'm the first to not let him go!"

"Okay!" Xiaoyi clapped her hands happily and laughed, "Fang Peng bullied me two days ago! He lost his temper at me!"

"Cough, why are you talking about this? Didn't I admit my mistake to you?" I picked up my glass and stood up, "Come on, Xiao Yi, let's respect Dad together."

"Respect Dad?" The second child jumped up, "This is called Dad!"

"Respect my dad, respect my dad!" I quickly changed my words, but everyone was already laughing, making Xiao Yi flushed with embarrassment.

After dinner, my dad looked at his watch and was about to leave. It turned out that he was going to Chongqing for a meeting. He split the itinerary into two parts and came to Changsha to see us. He had to catch a plane to Chongqing in the afternoon.Before leaving, my dad called me aside alone and wanted to have a few words with me.I thought he was going to criticize my cohabitation with Xiaoyi, but I didn't expect that it was not the case, "Fang Peng, did you and Ke Yiyi have a problem before?"

"Ah? No big deal, just bickering. It's all over now."

"Hmm..." My dad stopped laughing and said to me very seriously, "Think about your own affairs. If you and Ke Yiyi are not suitable, don't just get along just because you have already brought her to meet us. Go on. If you want to divide, you can divide, and we will not interfere."

Even if you beat me to death, my dad would say this to me.

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The winter vacation is here again, and both Ke Yiyi and I have to go home for the New Year, and we haven't seen each other for more than a month.

But we talk on the phone every day and she misses me and I miss her.

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In the second semester of junior year, we are already familiar with this school and university life.From the first day of school, it was like watching a rerun of a TV series. Everything felt familiar, making people lazy and unable to lift their spirits...Of course, this is just my personal feeling. Student Ke Yiyi is still very energetic. Like a rabbit, she decided to take the postgraduate entrance examination, holding a vocabulary book every day, muttering words in her mouth, and would pick out one or two to quiz me from time to time.Each of the words that Xiaoyi memorized was longer than 1.5 centimeters. I haven’t even passed the fourth grade. Using these words to test me is a real bully.So when Xiao Yi was studying, I often went to play with my second child.

The second child and none of them are going to take the postgraduate entrance examination. It is said that at lunch one day, the second child was caught by some studious ghost, suddenly dropped the spoon, and said to Brother Bao: "Brother Bao, let's take the postgraduate entrance examination!" They burped and didn't say anything, so the two of them continued to bury their heads in eating as if nothing had happened.We, who have no ambitions, are more and more lazy in this dispensable semester.In order to pass the boring time, the second child came back with a set of mahjong tiles and taught us how to play Changsha mahjong. We, who had just learned how to play mahjong, suddenly seemed to have found our purpose in life, so we began to play mahjong day and night without sleep. hit.The biggest feature of Changsha mahjong is "easy to overthrow". If you have four identical cards in your starting hand, you can draw directly. If you have two or three identical cards in your starting hand, you can draw directly. You can draw directly. I used to draw five hands in a row just as soon as I stacked the cards. And even if I didn’t draw directly, Changsha mahjong can be eaten and touched. In addition, we newbies like small farts and pouring, so a hand The cards often end within three to two minutes.We didn’t have a mahjong machine at that time, and the cards were shuffled by hand. In my memory, half of the time playing mahjong in Changsha was spent shuffling the cards, and because playing mahjong was not allowed in the dormitory area, the cards were shuffled carefully. Slow and light, very grueling.

Although our fights were very small, and we only won one dollar for a fart, but because of the high frequency, those who watched the game around liked to "smash birds", that is, "buy pigs", and there were dozens of dollars won or lost in a day.At the end of the month, everyone has no money, so there is no money to play mahjong, but various punishments are used instead. The most common one is to lose one yuan and take off a piece of clothing. If you take off all your clothes, you will do push-ups.Playing mahjong with no clothes on in the winter, the losers are frozen like ghosts. Some people often catch a cold and have a fever because of this, but they still enjoy it.One time, I took Ke Yiyi back to our dormitory to pick up things, and when I opened the door, I saw Bao Ge, Lao Er, Wei Xing and Xiao Ma playing mahjong. They were all stripped naked.This tragic scene was encountered by Ke Yiyi, she screamed and hid. Afterwards, she said to me: "Why are you so addicted to playing mahjong? You come out to play mahjong after taking a shower without wearing clothes." I Xin said, fortunately you didn't see them doing push-ups with bare buttocks, I saw shadows in that scene.

Xiaoyi doesn't mind that I don't always accompany her to self-study. Like most couples who have been in love for more than a year, Ke Yiyi and I have also entered a stable period of relationship, and we are less and less deliberately catering to each other. I want to relax a little bit under this feeling.The specific manifestations are: I will spend more time with my brothers, not always with her; and Xiaoyi, she will start to do things in front of me that she used to avoid me, such as... farting.Of course, this is also forced by me, I really like to rush to Xiaoyi with a fart between my hands, draw a pistol pose with my hands, shout "Don't move", and then "Boom"!Xiaoyi would cover her nose and hit me every time, she was very cute.But on the first day of living in the blue apartment this semester, when we were making the beds, Xiao Yi suddenly threw the sheets in his hand, shouted "Don't move", turned around and gestured for a pistol with his hands. Looking at me, before I could react, I heard a light "flutter"!I laughed so hard I almost lost my breath.

I also took a back seat to organizing audiences for TV stations.It’s a long story. One day, I went to the bathroom next to the school to take a shower. The waiter who handed me the towel seemed familiar to me. After thinking about it for a long time, it turned out to be Wu Yannian, the “little migrant worker” in Yueyang that I volunteered to pick up back then.I asked him how he came to be a waiter.He said that his family's conditions were not good, and he still owed the school this year's tuition, so he came out to work part-time and tried to subsidize it.I think this kid is quite pitiful, and there is also a fate between us. After thinking about it, I simply let him take over my job of organizing the audience. Every issue, he is responsible for recruiting people, and then collects all the money Leave it to me, after I deduct the car money, I will give him 200 yuan per installment. After a month, he can earn at least [-] yuan. Of course, I earn more.But this monthly income of [-] yuan has greatly improved Wu Yannian's living standards, and gradually I will meet him at the restaurant in front of the school for a set meal of [-] or [-] yuan.Once, I went to his dormitory to find him and found a water dispenser next to his seat.I am very surprised, how can anyone put the water dispenser alone next to the seat, neither against the wall nor the side, sticking like a roadblock.His roommate said that Wu Yannian bought it himself, and he had to put it next to his seat, only for drinking water when he was studying, and no one else was allowed to touch it. If anyone drank his water, he could really drink it. Fighting with others... Oh, yes, he still hasn't paid his tuition.

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Just when I thought that the past six months would be so dull and boring, God made some waves for us, and the waves were too big-that year, there was SARS, and the Chinese name was "atypical". Pneumonia", contagious, fatal.

"SARS" seemed to come overnight. Those of us young people who were a bit bored with life yesterday suddenly really smelled a smell of death.Hong Kong, Guangzhou, Beijing... The death toll is updated on the website every day. SARS is like an army from an alien planet parachuted on the earth, attacking the city and occupying the territory with overwhelming force.And although we have not been contaminated by the flames of war for the time being, we don't know whether this war can be won. Maybe one day, Changsha will become an epidemic area, and I will fall under the high fever and coughing, struggling to breathe, being beaten by myself. Drowned with water in my lungs, if so, my urn will read: 1981-2003, SARS patient, rescue failed, died young, death is not worth it.

All major colleges and universities have adopted some emergency measures, but the latitude is different. The most outrageous thing we heard was a certain medical school. Whenever someone coughed on the campus, two security guards in white coats would come out and give the suspected SARS A bag was placed over the patient's head and isolated for further examination.This sounds a lot like the kidnapping routine in Hong Kong and Taiwan police movies, so I have always doubted its authenticity, but at that time... well, even now, rumors are as reliable as news, but rumors are interesting Much higher, and everyone is more willing to spread rumors.

(End of this chapter)