I used to cry in the middle of the night, wanting to talk to you about life

Chapter 36 You Are My Drop of Sweat (5)
I turned my head and saw the second child and they were laughing up and down. They really wanted to die in a ramen restaurant.

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You can see it, I am 23 years old, and I am still so straightforward.However, more honest things are yet to come.When we arrived at the door of the bride's house, we had to go through three doors. The leading uncle waved his hand, "Best man, come on!" We young boys who had no experience in welcoming a wedding rushed forward, and Wei Xing was so excited that his eyes widened. Guang, banging on the door, shouted, "My dear, let me in! My dear..."

Of course, the people in the room did not let him go so easily, "Give the red envelope!" "Yes! Yes! Yes!" Wei Xing took out thirty or forty small red envelopes from his pocket and stuffed them under the door. There was not much money, because Wei Xing had red envelopes of four denominations in his four pockets, and only two yuan was stuffed into the small red envelope in the lower right pocket.This morning, in order to avoid Wei Xing making a mistake, the Wei family asked him "two yuan", and Wei Xing would touch his lower right pocket; "ten yuan", Wei Xing would touch his lower left pocket. "One hundred", Wei Xing touched the upper left pocket; "two hundred", Wei Xing touched the upper right pocket.Seeing it once and asking it again, even I memorized it.

The red envelope was stuffed in, and the person inside was obviously very dissatisfied, "It's too small! I want the red one!"

"The red envelopes are all red!" Bao Ge shouted again and again, "You let the groom in, and there will be a lot of money!"

"Yes! The door is too small, the big red envelope can't get in! Let me in first!" You said Wei Xing's brain is so clever.It's just that the people inside don't like this set at all, "It's okay, you stuff them one by one!"

There was no way, Wei Xing stuffed in a 100 yuan red envelope.The uncle was at the side trying to stop him, but shook his head, "You gave it too fast, and it will be difficult later." Sure enough, there was a burst of cheers from inside the door, "More, one for each person! Get it as soon as you get it." open the door!"

"Fuck!" The second child cursed.I quickly pulled him, "Hey, don't swear!" The second child quickly covered his mouth, "I'm sorry, it's easy to say."

"What should I do?" We all looked at Wei Xing, the kid didn't even think about it, "What should we do? Let's smash it!"

"Smash!" We rushed to the anti-theft door of the bride's house and smashed the door hard with our fists. Believe me, we didn't have any strength left. We smashed the wall on the top of the door with one blow. If it is loose, the white ash will fall down, and it is estimated that the violent demolition will be like this.In order to keep the scene from being too violent, Wei Xing said sweetly while smashing: "Honey, I love you, honey, open the door..." After smashing like this for more than five minutes, the people inside didn't respond , I didn’t say open the door or say I can’t open it. My upright temper committed a crime again. I remembered who said last night that “everyone who picks up the bride will tear down the door.” My brain got hot, I took two steps back, and rushed up He kicked at the anti-theft door, and Wei Xing's uncle pulled it away just after kicking, "Don't kick, it's okay to smash it, don't kick!"

At this time, my mind was a little clearer, and I felt quite embarrassed.The second child sighed next to me: "You still persuade me not to swear, but you kicked me yourself!..."

Not long after, I heard an old man in the house saying: "Don't stop me, it's almost time." Then I heard the sound of unlocking, and then the door opened a crack, and we rushed in, trapping my brother-in-law behind the door , almost crushed to death.Wei Xing was handing cigarettes and apologizing. I looked around and felt that the faces of the woman's family members were quite ugly. The mother-in-law was knocked down by us with a broom and dustpan in front of everyone. I saw that the entire wall covering on the top of the anti-theft door in the house had fallen off, and the cement could be seen.

The woman blocked the last two doors symbolically and let Wei Xing in.Of course, although the natal family put the groom in, they made Wei Xing sing and kneel, and wrote a letter of guarantee, guaranteeing that "full salary will be paid, housework will be done, and public rations will be paid every night", and they have been punished severely.Xiao Yi kept following and watching, sometimes she slapped her hands with laughter, and sometimes she sniffled her nose when she cried, feeling extremely moved.My second child and I came out from the back room when Wei Xing knelt in front of the bride. There were so many people that we couldn't breathe.But after coming out, I found that the living room was not very comfortable, and the eyes of several uncles looked at us more and more cruelly.

"Damn it, did Wei Xing say that he still has to drink with his uncle?" the second child asked me quietly.

"I rely on it, it seems to be hey."

"Me! Come on!"

When the groom led the bride to kowtow to his father-in-law and mother-in-law, the uncles came over with wine bottles, "Where are the best man? Which four are the best man?" First of all, we made a mistake on behalf of us, "It's really embarrassing to slam the door just now, we are all foreigners and don't understand the rules." Liquor, Wuliangye that has been stored for several years."

The people of Lanzhou are really fierce. According to their rules, two people who are drinking have to hold a small wine glass filled with white wine in each hand, clink together, and then pour both glasses of wine into their mouths to swallow. This is called drinking one.Each of our groomsmen had to drink two with each uncle, that is, four cups. The bride has four uncles in total. This grandmother can not only give birth but also give birth, all sons.The four of us best men had just had breakfast, and each of us had to drink 16 glasses of liquor, and I very much doubt that my natal uncle changed the glasses we drank with with the largest ones after we slammed the door roughly, otherwise there would be two small glasses of wine How could it be possible to fill the entire mouth? ... Fortunately, we were more or less mentally prepared. Before we came, we not only ate meat and eggs, but also drank milk and chewed the Neptune golden bottle.After drinking two uncles, I just feel that the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the anger is from the heart, and the evil is growing out of the guts. Today, my buddy is Wei Xing's face, what's the matter with drinking, isn't it just messing around, bull X you kill me!Of course, I didn’t say these words, but when we drank with the other two uncles, we didn’t bow down and apologize so much, we just clinked glasses, poured the wine into our mouths and swallowed it, the bottom of the wine glass turned upside down, "I'll do it first, uncle, please slow down!"

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After receiving the bride, I went back to the man's house and went around again, and finally went to the hotel to do business.

At the wedding scene, a few of us were busy and mixed up.In fact, the Wei family didn't arrange work for us at all, so we relied on our experience in holding evening parties at school, criticizing the hotel for a while, and giving advice to the wedding company for a while, which made people feel annoyed when they saw us.Of course, we are not just looking for trouble. For example, before the banquet, the music played by the wedding company turned out to be the violin concerto "Blessed Lovers". Xu Ning and I rushed to the mixer and pointed at the person who played the music and scolded, "What the hell are you doing?" What is it playing? "Butterfly Lovers"! Have you seen "Butterfly Lovers"? Does anyone play "Butterfly Lovers" when they get married?" The buddy from the wedding company apologized repeatedly, and immediately changed to "Good Day".

The auspicious time has come, and the audience is dark. "Mr. Wei Xing and Ms. Hu Xiaomin's wedding ceremony has officially begun. Let us give the warmest applause to invite the two newlyweds to shine... on stage!"

The "Wedding March" sounded, and the copper door at the entrance of the restaurant slowly opened with the spotlights. The bride stood in the starlight with Wei Xing on her arm. The fireworks exploded one after another, and the glittering gold powder and colored stripes covered the entire red carpet. In the sky, Wei Xing pursed his lips, held the bride's hand with his left hand, and waved his right hand to greet everyone.This was the first time I saw someone I was familiar with walking on the red carpet, stood up excitedly and screamed and applauded desperately.Wei Xing pointed to our table, this is the smirk between our most familiar friends.I watched him and the bride walk to the stage before sitting down, and then saw that Ke Yiyi and Zhang Qian were holding hands and weeping, I quickly comforted him: "Don't cry, happy day, You should laugh."

"Xiao Yi," Brother Bao also came over, "You don't mean to be interested in Wei Xing, do you?"

"Go!" Xiao Yi smiled through tears, "I'm just so moved!"

"Damn! What are you doing, second child!" We followed the pony's voice and saw that the second child was wiping tears with a napkin.

"Second, you are not real, are you?"

"It's okay, I'm just... happy for him..." Before he could finish speaking, his tears came down again.

"See?" I said, "The one who is really interested in Wei Xing is the second child!"

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That day, our best man group didn't accompany Wei Xing to finish all the guests, and there were less than ten tables, so we turned them all over and threw up countless times.The original arrangement in the afternoon was to go to the hot springs, but when I woke up, it was already past 8 o'clock in the evening.I just slept on the double bed in my room, Xiao Yi was not there, the four of us best men slept together, my second child and Brother Bao held hands and slept side by side, I slept vertically on my second child's stomach, Xu Ning lay on his stomach On Brother Bao's lap, his second child was also pillowed.As soon as I moved, the second child also woke up, and when he moved, Xu Ning and Brother Bao woke up again.

"What time is it?" Xu Ning rubbed his eyes, "Damn, I'm so dizzy..."

"I don't know," I said, "How much did we drink?"

"I don't know, anyway, I've never drank so much white wine in my life." The second child said.

"Where are they?" I asked.

"I don't know." Brother Bao got up and found a few bottles of mineral water in the room and threw them to us, "Fang Peng, do you remember what you did this afternoon?"

"Almost remember, no amnesia."

"Do you remember that you said you don't want to marry Ke Yiyi?"

"Ah? No way? Then who am I going to marry?"

"You said that we should not get married, whoever gets married is an idiot." Brother Bao drank most of the bottle of mineral water in one gulp, "You said that we should rent a big house, make a big pot, and live together."

"Hmm..." I thought for a while, "I seem to have said so."

"You are so promising, rent a big house," the second child didn't get up at all, just turned over, "Rent? Why can't you buy a big house?"

"Is Ke Yi angry?"

"I don't know, probably not." Xu Ning also lay down, "You can't take your drunken words seriously. Fortunately, you are talking about us, not Wu Shanshan or something."

"Bullshit."

"Hey, I'm so dizzy, let's sleep a little longer."

"Well, let's sleep a little longer."

We fell asleep in the same position as before, "Hey, Fang Peng, don't put your head on my stomach!"

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Not long after returning to school, Ke Yiyi received the admission notice for graduate students, and my family also called me, saying that my legendary good job was blown away.Because something happened to the leader who promised to help me arrange work, and he was in danger, so how could he care about me.At that time, it was almost June, and most of the classmates around me had signed the unit. I suddenly wanted to find a job at this time. It spread, and many students who were 6 times better than me in their majors but couldn't even be a commercial bank teller both envied and hated me.Now overnight, I have graduated from a "second-generation official" with a good job envied by everyone, drinking and singing, etc., and my future has become uncertain. How many people saw the jokes and didn't tell them, and I couldn't adjust my psychological gap Come.

Xiao Yi also worried for me, "Grandpa, what are you going to do then?"

"What should I do, look for a job!"

"Where can I find it?"

"Where can I look for it? Go look for it on the street!" I was in a state where I couldn't speak properly, and I rushed at anyone I saw, and it was no exception for Ke Yiyi.

"My lord, don't worry, I'm asking you, are you going to look for it in Changsha or in Nanjing, or in Beijing."

I knew what Xiao Yi was implying, but at the time I was so annoyed that my face was smashed to the ground, how could I have time to go to Beijing to develop and stay with her, so I dealt with it casually without distracting my mind at all.

In the middle and late May, Changsha is already very hot.I locked myself in my dormitory and buried myself in my resume. Like other dicks, I tried to beautify myself and please those who might be my boss.My resume is beautiful except for the page of the transcript. After all, I have participated in too many social activities in the four years of college, with certificates, awards, and photos. The class is 5 points, and there are almost no other ones that exceed 85 points. There are still many of them that have to be retaken.I worked on my resume all day and night, and before I was ready to send it for printing in the morning, I finally broke down, because no matter how I looked at it, I couldn’t see which bank had the possibility of recruiting me from this resume.I suddenly felt that what my dad said was right, all the things I did in clubs, colleges, parties, and activities were just self-righteous pastimes in my college days, those scenery, those glory, those cheers, those admiration, Worthless after graduation.We use those youth and literature to make narcotics, make ourselves feel like a character, and we use a lot of time to exchange for short-term happiness.Of course, these joys are real and rare, and we enjoy them until we sigh.Yes, for the same 70 million, some people buy a house to live and live, and some people just change it for a night of spring night.

I smashed the computer keyboard in the dormitory. By the way, I don’t have a computer myself. I used my second child’s computer, and I smashed my second child’s keyboard.After smashing it, I used the mouse to put the resume document into a floppy disk and went out to print it. By the way, I bought a new keyboard to compensate my second child.The second child took the keyboard and didn't say anything. He invited me to "Xinxin" sausage hot pot restaurant for a hot pot meal, and called Brother Bao.Brother Bao has not yet settled for a job. His parents are both in the countryside of Liaoning, so they can't help Brother Bao a little bit in finding a job.The three of us drank two dozen beers, and finally decided that Brother Bao and I would go back to Huai'an first, and then look for a job in Nanjing together.

I copied 40 copies of my resume, which is probably enough for this trip.Before leaving, Xiaoyi helped me pack the suitcase, and gave me thousands of instructions, telling me what to pay attention to during the interview.I felt very uncomfortable, "Xiao Yi, you said that you have never participated in an interview, can you teach me this useful?"

"I have participated in the graduate interview!"

"Can a graduate interview be the same as a job search?"

"I'm just reminding you, just listen to it, maybe it can help you."

I didn't say a word, I felt it was inappropriate, so I swallowed it again.What do I want you to remind me, I can cover myself, I don't need you to bother.what do you want to helpCan you just be my girlfriend well? When I am most vulnerable, it is enough for you to be with me. Don’t try to help me solve the problem. Don’t make me feel that you are stronger than me. I will not be able to bear it. .

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Nanjing, Hongwu Road, Financial Street.

Brother Bao and I were wearing suits, ties, and shiny leather shoes. We sent our resumes from door to door along this bustling road, and all the banks and insurance companies didn't miss it.In most banks, we can’t even enter the office of the human resources department, and we don’t know what level of staff will send us away as soon as they collect our resumes and put them aside. When we are lucky, we can see HR. But although they were able to chat with us politely, they all rejected us directly, saying that the recruitment was over, and they didn't even accept resumes.Both of us knew in our hearts that there was no difference between submitting resumes and scratching lottery tickets, but at that time, we were so motivated that we had to find a job here.In the morning, we were still in high spirits, but by noon, we were all as tired as dead dogs.After 2 o'clock, the sky began to rain stars, and we were only halfway through the Financial Street. The whole afternoon, we seemed to be performing a sad reality show, and we walked into one building after another wet without an umbrella. Office buildings, and then come out in disgrace.

After walking through Financial Street, Brother Bao and I were exhausted. At the KFC at the intersection, I bought a family bucket, and the two of us ate without saying a word.After eating what was in the bucket, Brother Bao finally spoke: "Are you full?"That night, we both said these four words in total.

(End of this chapter)