My master is the coffin

Chapter 100 Farce
The woman finally agreed, and we all breathed a sigh of relief.I lifted the curtain with my mahogany sword and looked at the room over there.

Then I looked at Wushuang and the thin man: "How is it? How to get there?"

The thin man nodded, and then said cautiously: "We can go there. But don't forget. This fox is very evil, be careful of its way, that illusion is too scary."

I waved my hand: "At the beginning, we were hit by a purely careless move, but now we are fully aware of its tricks. Holding a mahogany sword in his hand, it is just an illusion, it must be nothing to worry about. What's more, it is broad daylight now. "

Wushuang also said confidently: "What's more, we forced it to take out the inner alchemy that day, and forcibly took away the fat man's soul. Now this fox is seriously injured and can't make a fortune."

The thin man said cautiously: "You two are right. However, be careful when sailing for ten thousand years, this matter should not be taken lightly."

The three of us discussed it, and then asked the woman cautiously: "What's the arrangement in the room? Where is your son sitting?"

The woman said: "When the curtain is opened, there is a table with an incense table. On the right side of the table is a row of cabinets. On the left side of the table is the bed. My son is sitting on the bed."

The thin man and I carefully found a pen and paper, and drew a sketch of the opposite apartment according to the woman's description.Then I studied the route of entry, and it can be said that I was not cautious.

When we were about to go out, the woman stopped us again.His face was full of hesitation.

I was a little unhappy: "What do you want? Regret it?"

The woman shook her head: "I regret it but I don't regret it. I just saw a dozen or so people waiting to invite the fox fairy in the yard. It costs 20 yuan per person. That's a few hundred. Can you catch the fox fairy after they finish asking?" ?”

I was like listening to the Arabian Nights: "What are you thinking? Your son's life is gone?"

The woman nodded quickly: "Yes, yes. Master, get the fox fairy away."

The three of us lined up in a long line.Then slowly walked to the door of the suite.Then through the cloth curtain, surround the outside.

There was an old lady inside, who was still talking shortly among the parents, sometimes saying that her daughter-in-law was not filial to her grandson, and sometimes saying that her grandson was not good at studying.Finally made a lot of demands.It is the grandson who is admitted to college, and the son earns more money.Is it okay to give my daughter-in-law a headache and punish her.

Then, a voice agreed vaguely.

We quietly opened the curtain outside.I saw an old lady leaning her back against the cabinet, looking at the ground with both eyes, sitting on a small stool, talking respectfully.

And on the bed opposite her, sat a ten-year-old child.Holding a chicken leg in his hand, he is eating it.

I couldn't help wondering: "The fox fairy also likes to eat roast chicken?"

When he was wondering, the fox fairy waved his hand, and the old lady stood up respectfully, and then walked out with a smile on her face.

The old lady was startled when she saw the three of us standing outside the door. She opened her mouth to speak, but Wushuang blocked her mouth.Then pushed and shoved, threatened and warned, he was thrown out.

Then we winked at the woman.

The woman sat in her original position with a nervous face.With a trembling voice, he shouted, "Next."

Then, according to the original plan, Wushuang and the thin man rushed forward and jumped in, while I blocked the door with a mahogany sword in my hand to prevent the white fox from escaping.

Originally, we thought that the white fox would be startled when he saw the three of us without saying anything, and then hurriedly ran away with his head in his arms, and might even fight to the death.

However, none of these things happened.

The fox fairy looked at the three of us quietly.Although there was some surprise and panic in the eyes, the expression was definitely not fear.

Seeing that we were silent, he asked maturely, "What do you want me to do?"

This sentence actually made us ask: "What can we ask it to do?"

Wushuang drew out the mahogany sword casually, and put it on the fox fairy's heart.She sneered and asked the fox fairy, "Do you still recognize me?"

There was a moment of astonishment on the fox fairy's face, but he quickly returned to normal, and then said: "There is nothing in the sky and on the earth that I don't know about."

Wushuang was a little annoyed and touched the skin of the top fox fairy.The fox fairy grinned in pain.

At this time, he probably also noticed it, and asked cautiously: "Are you a Taoist priest?"

The thin man sneered: "The play was good. It's a pity that you have to go with us today."

Then, he stuck a talisman on the Fox Immortal at an extremely fast speed.

We thought that this talisman would shake the fox fairy out of the child.However, the child did not change at all, not even the chicken leg in his hand.

I couldn't help being a little bit astonished, and stood at the door with a mahogany sword, and said to the thin man, "What's the matter? Is your talisman not working? Or is it that the fox fairy is too advanced, and your talisman can't help him at all?"

The thin man shook his head suspiciously: "Impossible. I have never missed this talisman. Moreover, we have seen the strength of the fox fairy. Now it is seriously injured, so it cannot be my opponent."

Wushuang waved his hand: "Never mind him, catch the child first. If the fox fairy is on him, we must have a way to force him out."

Wushuang said while reaching out to grab the child.

However, a trace of panic appeared on the fox fairy's face.Panicked and wanted to escape.

However, his skill can have many pieces.It was easily caught by Wushuang.

Wushuang held the child in his hands, and the evil spirit all over him almost made him cry.

Wushuang looked at him strangely: "Are you a fox fairy?"

The child nodded first, then shook his head.

The thin man at the side has already seen clearly.Sighing: "It's a waste of time, this kid is a fake. There is no fox fairy on him."

Unexpectedly, we tossed until noon, and there was such a result.This kid is serious about giving advice to the old man and old lady, but it's a fake?

Those pious old ladies were actually cheated by a child?

I really can't accept this result, and the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Actually, it wasn't just me who was angry.There is also the mother of the child who has been eavesdropping outside.

The woman dashed in, looked at the child and said, "Is the fox fairy fake?"

Seeing that the matter was exposed, the child didn't dare to hide it anymore, and hid in the corner: "Mom, I don't want to go to school, I want to rest for two days. So I made up a lie."

The woman was furious: "You even lied to your mother? I'll beat you to death."

The woman's stern aura broke out, she pulled the child over and beat her, the child howled and cried.

After tossing for a while.We finally figured out what was going on.

It turned out that the kid didn't finish his homework last night and was afraid to go to school today, so he made up such a lie.His original intention was just to hide at home for a day or two.

Unexpectedly, this reason for truancy frightened the children into trembling, and burning incense and making offerings made the neighbors uneasy, and strangers were not allowed to enter.It made the child even more afraid to tell the truth.

Later, things changed suddenly. This incident was no longer a bad thing, but instead became a way to make money. There were even a group of old ladies from the same village who asked for medical advice and fortune-telling.

The child was so miserable that he couldn't get off the tiger, and he even felt that he might as well go to school honestly.He tremblingly perfunctory all kinds of people this day.I am afraid that if I say a wrong word, others will expose it and cause a catastrophe.

Just when he was getting more and more disheartened, thinking about how to make up a lie, saying that the fox fairy had left.A few of us rushed in.Then mess up his plans.

Unexpectedly, a group of adults were played by a teenager.

I couldn't help sighing: "Feudal superstition kills people."

The thin man lost his mood and greeted us: "Forget it, forget it, let's go."

Wushuang said viciously: "If it weren't for your young age, I would definitely beat you up today."

I was about to cry when I saw the child.Can't help but sigh: "What nonsense do you think it's not good for you to make up? You insist on talking about the upper body of the fox fairy. We are all busy."

The child muttered in a low voice: "I just happened to see a fox, so I just made up such a nonsense."

This sentence hooked the three of us back again.

I asked the child, "What's the matter? Where did you see the white fox? What does that fox look like?"

Seeing my agitated and ferocious expression, the child turned pale with fright, and looked at the woman as if asking for help.

It's true that the woman beat her child, but that doesn't mean anyone can beat her child.So she dragged the child over, reprimanded and protected him and said, "Why are you crying? Tell me, where did you see it?"

The child cried and said: "I was going to the toilet in the morning, and I saw it hiding in the toilet and eating a chicken. When it saw me coming, it stabbed and ran away. Uh... that fox looks like it. It is white. Look at it. It's very clean and very fun, and I planned to catch it and keep it for two days."

As soon as I heard the child's description, I was almost sure of it in my heart.

Wushuang asked nervously, "Do you know where it went?"

The child looked a little hesitant: "Where did you go... Let me think about it..."

The woman patted the back of his head: "Hurry up."

The child said in a crying voice: "I ran into the haystack. I wanted to take it out, but it bit my hand. I was afraid that I would miss school, so I hurried home. Then I thought, in case Once I went to school, and I didn’t do my homework, if the teacher found out, I would definitely not be able to spare me. So I wanted to pretend to be sick. When I got home, I wanted to pretend to be sick. The doctor can find out after an examination. It’s better to pretend to be a fox Immortal upper body..."

I couldn't help sighing: "Young man, you are really thoughtful. How about this, you take us to see that haystack and find the fox. That thing is not easy, if it escapes, it will be a serious matter."

The child looked at the woman as if asking for help: "Mom, are you going with me?"

The woman sighed: "Okay, okay, let's go together. I'll take care of you when I come back."

(End of this chapter)