My master is the coffin

Chapter 99 Fox Immortal
The thin man distributed the yellow charms to the three of us, and then told us to stick them around the wall.

I looked at the cursive script written on the yellow paper, but I didn't know what the characters were.

I asked the thin man, "Did you draw this talisman?"

The thin man glanced casually: "Yes. What's the matter?"

I was surprised: "Are you so powerful?"

The thin man was even more surprised than me: "It's just a talisman. Is it good? Hey? Don't you even know how to draw this?"

I scratched my head and said embarrassingly, "My master was arrested by the coffin shop before he could teach me."

The thin man was speechless, and after a while, he turned around and said to me: "Well, let's do some research later when we have time."

I hastily agreed.The thin man said this very politely. If he has time to study with me, he is actually just teaching me.

The four of us seem to be posting small advertisements. We sneaked around the wall of this family and posted a circle, and then asked the fat man to guard outside, so that no one would take the spell away.

The fat man was a little reluctant: "Brother, I also want to go in and catch foxes."

The thin man stared at him: "Your two moves were too bad. It's not troublesome enough to turn around and say something again, just keep guarding outside."

The fat man had no choice but to agree reluctantly, and squatted down outside the wall.

The three of us stretched our crumpled clothes a little and walked to the door of the black wooden door.

We stood in the doorway and immediately knew something was wrong.There are two brand new door gods pasted on the wooden door.How new is it?The creases on the top are still there.It should have been posted just two days ago.

Now it's not the New Year or the festival, what kind of door god is there to post?It seems that this troublesome fox is real.

The thin man looked at the two door gods and smiled: "This family is really in a hurry to go to the doctor. The two door gods are guarding the gate. They just want to invite the fox out, and the fox has nowhere to go."

We patted the dirt off our bodies.Then bang bang bang knock on the door.

After waiting quietly for a while, there was no sound.

Wushuang was a little strange: "Where is he? Not at home?"

The thin man scratched his head: "Could it be that person lied to me just now? There is no fox in this family?"

I sniffed: "No, you smell it, it seems to be burning incense inside."

I leaned over the crack of the door and looked.It doesn't matter if you look at it, and find that there are many people scattered in the yard.These people are holding an incense stick in their hands, and they are walking into the house in a line.

Let me explain this situation a little bit.Both Wushuang and the thin man were a little puzzled: "What's going on?"

The three of us didn't care about 21, and knocked on the door again.

This time there was finally a response.A few minutes later, a tall, thin man popped out of the door, and said coldly, "Twenty please."

After the man finished speaking, he looked up and saw the three of us, and his face showed surprise again: "You guys are a bit unfamiliar, are you from a foreign country?"

We nodded blankly: "Yes, from a foreign country."

Then I heard the man mutter: "The news spread so fast? Does the outsider know about it?"

Then he looked at the few of us: "Outlander fifty."

I was a little surprised: "What fifty?"

The man looked at us strangely: "Didn't you invite immortals?"

The thin man blurted out: "No, what are you asking for?"

The man's face immediately changed, and he looked disdainful: "Didn't you ask the gods to write something here? A waste of time." Then, he turned around and was about to close the door.

As soon as I heard this, I became wise in a hurry, and my brain made money quickly. I blurted out and said to the man: "We are not here to invite immortals, we are here to save lives."

Sure enough, the man who was about to close the door became curious and turned to me and asked, "Saving my life?"

In an instant, the abbot possessed me and said, "Save the lives of your whole family."

Then I took out the mahogany sword, and took out a spell from the thin man's arms: "There are three of us, we used our swords to eliminate demons. We met a white fox last night and fled here. We followed the demon spirit and chased it. I figured it out, it should be hiding in your house. Now that his foundation is still shallow, the scourge should be slightly smaller. If we delay for a few more days, when he is full-fledged, I am afraid that the three of us may not be able to control him. Until then At that time, your family may be... Hey."

I shook my head and shook my head at what I said, like a full-fledged magic stick. However, only in this way can I deceive that man around.

Then, I took a step forward and leaned over.According to the abbot, this step is very important. If you take a step forward, you can oppress him psychologically. With this step, it will be easier for him to trust you and succumb to your point of view.

Then I strike while the iron is hot, although the meaning of the words is to ask, but the tone is already firm: "Is there a fox in your house making trouble?"

The man looked hesitant.He hesitated for a few seconds and asked me, "Will that fox harm our family?"

I nodded: "Otherwise what do you think?"

The man said anxiously: "I thought so too at first, so I specially invited two door gods to stick them on the door, but later, some aunts came to the house and said that they would let the fox fairy tell their fortunes. It's an opportunity. Let the fox fairy keep counting, and then we will collect the money. I have been busy all morning and earned more than 200 yuan, and nothing seems to happen..."

I waved my mahogany sword: "No accident now, doesn't mean there will be no accident in the future. Think about it, which of these crooked ways throughout the ages has a good death? Your wife is kind-hearted. The typical one wants money but not life."

After I persuaded and said so, the man was finally moved by me.

He then he opened the door and let us in.However, when he entered the door, he hesitated again, and looked at us cautiously: "Grandmasters, you are all quite young. Otherwise, you should take a look at the fox fairy from a distance, in case someone misses, Annoy it and make a fuss, we can't afford to go around."

I naturally knew what he meant, and waved my hand: "Don't worry, the three of us brothers and sisters have learned Taoism since childhood. Have you seen this mahogany sword? It was raised with blood. You smell it, the smell of blood .”

There was a little awe in the man's eyes immediately.Then he led us straight into the house.

However, the old ladies in the yard were not happy.

One of them reached out and grabbed Wushuang, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter with you guys? Why did you jump in line?"

Wu Shuang smiled wryly: "What line are we still in?"

The old lady had a serious face: "It's not a joke to offend the Shangxian. You guys are walking so frivolously, and you don't offer incense in your hands. Hey, hey, look, you are still so dirty. And you still want to do something bad." Rules. Be careful that the gods will punish you for bad luck."

Wushuang broke away from her: "What the hell." Then he strode into the house.

Those old ladies were all dissatisfied with us and muttered in a low voice, but the man is very authoritative here, so he just said in a low voice: "Don't make noise."

None of those people dared to speak.

The three of us followed the man into the house.It was found that the house of this family is very common in rural areas.In the middle is a living room.There is a suite on each side, both hung with curtains.

The room was very quiet, only the faint voices came from the suite on the left.

A well-dressed middle-aged woman sat on a chair with a solemn face.There was an incense burner beside her, and a lot of incense had been inserted in it.

Seeing the man leading us in, the woman looked very unhappy, and whispered to the man, "What's the matter with you? What do these people do?"

The man seemed to be afraid of his wife: "These are masters."

This sentence just came out of the man's mouth.The woman seemed to be frightened, and cautiously glanced into the left suite.

Hearing that there was nothing unusual inside, he felt relieved and gave the man a hard squeeze: "Come in for me."

We followed the woman into the suite on the right.The woman lowered the curtain.Then he started beating the man silently.The man punched and kicked, but also stood next to each other in silence.

This scene left us dumbfounded.What's happening here?
After beating for a while, the woman finally got tired.Then he pointed at the man and scolded in a low voice: "Are you tired of working? How dare you bring these people into the house? You've annoyed the fox fairy, so we can't make it through?"

The man opened his mouth, but didn't speak again.

I thought to myself: "This man looks very exciting, why is he so bad when he meets his wife? It seems that I have to talk about it myself."

So I coughed lightly, took a step forward, and said, "Sister-in-law."

Unexpectedly, just after I finished my sentence, the woman casually grabbed a calendar on the table and slapped me in the face.

I quickly backed away, thinking to myself: "My dear, this shrew is too powerful."

At the critical moment, Wushuang stepped forward.With a wave of the mahogany sword in his hand, he placed it on the woman's neck: "Don't move, listen to us carefully."

The woman's eyes were full of anger.But finally did not dare to move.

I had no choice but to continue playing tricks and repeat what I said before.And threatened her: "If you don't catch the fox, their whole family will die."

Seeing the woman's calm expression, the man said flatteringly: "Although these few masters, although they look young, they have profound morals. Take a look at the mahogany swords in their hands, they are all raised with blood. You can smell it..."

This man literally copied my words.

When the woman heard this, she pushed the man away impatiently.

The woman looked at us and said, "But the fox fairy promised me that he would only stay with our child for two days before leaving."

I looked disdainful: "Do you believe what the monster says?"

This time, the woman stopped talking.Then, she said worriedly: "It's not impossible for you to catch the fox fairy, but you must not hurt our children."

I practiced waving my hands: "Of course it is for sure, don't worry."

(End of this chapter)