Ultimate Big Devil System

Chapter 103 Come to the B-box
The stinky fart talisman is transparent and invisible, and it melts when it touches the flesh. It is hard for ordinary people to notice it. But Ye Xinhua stuck the stinky fart talisman on the back of Xu Jinning's hand.

Ye Xinhua had already pasted the stinky fart talisman on Xu Jinning's hand at this time, so there was no need to continue looking at the palmistry. At this moment, Ye Xinhua frowned slightly, and the next moment he pinched his nose with his hand, looking disgusted by the smell The way it tastes.

Xu Jinning was stunned for a moment, then looked at Ye Xinhua with a cold face and asked, "Boy, what do you mean?"

Ye Xinhua said with a troubled look at this time: "I saw stinky from your palmistry, stinky, unsmelly stinky!"

"Fuck, what are you talking nonsense about? I take a shower twice a day and still smell bad, don't you deserve a beating!"

Xu Jinning raised his eyebrows and said, Ye Xinhua shrugged and said: "If you don't believe me, I saw a bad word on your palm anyway, which means you will be very bad today. If you don't believe me, just pretend I didn't." Say it."

Ye Xinhua casually said to Xu Jinning, Xu Jinning wanted to beat Ye Xinhua very much at this time, but Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't do it directly, so he could only give Ye Xinhua a vicious look, turned around and wanted to explain to Tang Xiaoxiao that he was a A child who loves cleanliness takes a bath twice a day, how can it be smelly?

But as soon as he turned around to speak, he suddenly felt something was wrong with his stomach. He twisted Xu Jinning's intestines and moved it forward near the anus, followed by a surge of farts rushing towards his chrysanthemum crazily, Xu Jinning's face suddenly changed He was so pale that he couldn't help but want to fart.

But how can I let it go now, Tang Xiaoxiao is in front of me, if I fart in front of her, won't my glorious image fall directly into the cesspit?Wouldn't it be more difficult for him to have sex with her again?

But this fart came so unexpectedly and so violently that Xu Jinning couldn't suppress it anymore. The fart kept gathering around the chrysanthemum, as if he was going to gather troops to attack the county seat. The first fart When they arrived, Xu Jinning tried it lightly, gritted his teeth and tightened the chrysanthemum, and forcibly held back the ass.

Immediately after the second butt also frantically gathered here, Xu Jinning raised his eyebrows, clamped his legs, and helped Chrysanthemum exert strength to suppress the rebellion.

But the third, fourth, and fifth butts were frantically gathering towards Chrysanthemum, frantically putting pressure on Chrysanthemum, as if they would not give up until their goal was reached, the enemy's firepower was too fierce, Xu Jinning could not suppress this The stocks rebelled, and the chrysanthemum trembled slightly, this battle was about to be lost!

The farts gathered more and more, Xu Jinning couldn't help it anymore, if he didn't let it go, his chrysanthemum would probably be blown up by the rebels, the farts were so violent, what to do, it seemed that he could only let it go.

But Tang Xiaoxiao was in front of him, if he farted at this time, where would he lose his face?
Xu Jinning was torn between whether he wanted a beautiful woman or a chrysanthemum?Finally, Xu Jinning suddenly thought of a surefire solution. Didn't he just learn a piece of B-box (a foreign ventriloquist music)?I can pretend to show Tang Xiaoxiao my talent, and then raise my voice louder.

Use the B-box voice to cover up my fart sound, isn't it foolproof, and not only fart, but also show my talent, I'm so fucking witty!
Thinking of this, Xu Jinning couldn't help secretly giving himself a thumbs up, this is simply a genius idea.

Thinking of this, Xu Jinning's fart in the chrysanthemum began to attack the city again, and Xu Jinning could no longer control it. At this moment, Xu Jinning's spirit was shocked, and the next moment he raised his voice and smiled at Tang Xiao: "Xiaoxiao, I just learned Let me learn the B-box for you!"

"I don't listen to..."

Tang Xiaoxiao wanted to refuse immediately after hearing Xu Jinning's words, but Xu Jinning couldn't control his fart at all at this time, so he had no choice but to force this B-box.

At the same time, the Chrysanthemum City in the back has completely fallen, and Xu Jinning no longer controls it. He quickly transports his dantian to his dantian, and the next moment, the mixed sound of B-box following farts appears in the whole space.

Move it again, puff~ move it up, puff~ move it up, puff~puff puff~~~
After playing a very flavorful B-box, Xu Jinning is still addicted to his own music, and at the same time secretly happy, the B-box was so loud just now, it must have covered up his fart sound, okay, okay, But I can't show my flaws, I have to behave as usual!

Thinking about it, Xu Jinning straightened his clothes quickly, looked at Tang Xiaoxiao with a smile on his face and said, "Xiaoxiao, how was my B-box just now? It's very exciting!"

Tang Xiaoxiao's face was a little dark at this time, and he looked up at Xu Jinning, and tried to maintain a smile and said: "I'm sorry, Young Master Xu, you farted too loudly just now, and the B-box didn't hear clearly, why don't you do it again?"

Uh……

After hearing Tang Xiaoxiao's words, Xu Jinning's face immediately froze. It's over and he was found out. This is a big embarrassment!

But when Xu Jinning was in extreme embarrassment, Ye Xinhua laughed and said, "Master Xu is indeed a musical genius. This B-box makes sound back and forth, which is rare in the world. I suggest Young Master Xu to hold a personal concert. I must cheer, the B-box just now was good, especially the sound of using farts to imitate the drum kit, it’s so similar, come to Xu Shao, watch my gestures, 666..."

Ding, from Xu Jinning Negative emotion energy value +88
Seeing Ye Xinhua's gesture of 666, Xu Jinning's face turned black. At this time, Xu Jinning shouted with a dark face: "You, you boy, don't frame me, I didn't fart just now, I didn't fart. !"

Xu Jinning opened his mouth to quibble, it's fine if someone finds out, but if he admits it himself, then he will really be laughed to death, he doesn't want to lose face!

Xu Jinning thought, very embarrassed, but everyone heard the fart just now, if no one stood up to the cylinder, he really couldn't get rid of the suspicion of farting, at this time Xu Jinning subconsciously glanced at a bodyguard in black who was following behind him.

Seeing Xu Jinning looking at him, the bodyguard in black quickly volunteered to run up, bowed and admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry, young master, Miss Tang, I did that fart just now, not my young master, so don't be wronged..."

Bang!
Before the bodyguard finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by the sound of a 'cannon'. At the same time, a foul smell, accompanied by a puff of yellow smoke escaped from Xu Jinning's chrysanthemum, and the whole air froze in an instant. The students immediately retreated five or six meters, followed by one by one talking with the wall.

"I'm stupid, this is fart, this is a bomb!"

"Oh... disgusting, numb, those hot eyes."

"Grass, it smells too bad, why don't you show some shame, fart in the classroom, wow..."

"120, quickly dial 120, I'm dying, I need artificial respiration, wow..."

This fart was so powerful that the students around were shocked and rubbed their eyes, and some of them couldn't help but vomited.

At this time, Xu Jinning's face turned green, it was over, how can I explain it this time, how can I explain it! !
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