Ultimate Big Devil System

Chapter 104

The most indispensable thing for Chinese people is to watch the excitement. When Xu Jinning pestered Tang Xiaoxiao just now, there were already a few classmates watching, but at this moment, seeing the classmates here vomiting and diarrhea, they called hot eyes, This makes it even more attractive to the students who are doing good things.

At this time, whether it was the students walking around or the students studying in the classroom, Hulachao all got out, and there were dozens of people watching at once, and instantly surrounded the corridor with water.

Seeing more and more people around, Xu Jinning's face turned dark green, it was a shame to embarrass him.

Thinking of this, Xu Jinning quickly winked at the bodyguard again, and the bodyguard's face turned green. He thought to himself, young master, I can do it, but you just let out the smoke, so why don't I hold this vat, it's not for us Do subordinates have problems?
The bodyguard was helpless, but the young master had already winked. The tank had to be lifted even if it was not topped. There was no other way. what?"

"Ahem... It's not bad for you guys to fart loudly, but everyone has said that loud farts don't smell bad, and stinky farts don't sound loud, but how did you manage to make loud and smelly farts? Did you hang up?"

"Ahem..., hey, fuck, buddy, really, your farts are so eye-catching, you've cured my rhinitis for five or six years in one go, awesome, awesome, oh... But it's kind of gross."

"Yeah, yeah, it's so fucking disgusting, it's farts, it's just shit!"

……

The few onlookers around who were smoked just now all leaned on the wall and retched, and complained to the bodyguard. Although the bodyguard's face was blushed, it was his responsibility to share the master's worries. Seeing that the firepower was firing at him, the bodyguard There is still a little joy in my heart.

Of course, the most important thing is that he saw Xu Jinning cast a approving look at him. This is recognized by the master. If he can be recognized by the master, then promotion and salary increase will not be a problem in the future. Thinking of this, the bodyguard is a little excited.

Ye Xinhua, who had been silent all this time, laughed when he watched the double-reed performance of the master and servant. Do you think this is the end of the matter? How could it be possible?

You should know that it is written in "Maoshan Primary Talisman Records": This talisman is very powerful, the sound of farts is as loud as thunder, often accompanied by yellow smoke, the recoil is strong, and the shit will easily pop out if you don't pay attention!

Now Xu Jinning just released a puff of yellow smoke, but the latter sentence has a strong recoil, and it is easy to pop out shit if you don't pay attention. However, Ye Xinhua's unaware system will talk nonsense, and the possibility of popping shit is almost [-]%.

At this time, the bodyguard was also fighting for a promotion and a salary increase. He was pointed at by a group of classmates but he was not afraid at all. He fought against the Confucianism, and crazily drew the flames of war on him, and gradually rescued Xu Jinning from the vortex of the storm.

It has to be said that this bodyguard still has crisis public relations ability. He helped Xu Jinning get out of the siege by pulling hatred. If everything develops according to the bodyguard's expectation, at most it will break up badly in the end, and Xu Jinning's face will be saved.

But God sometimes does not let some people get what they want, such as Xu Jinning.

At this time, the black-clothed bodyguard was spitting all over the place, and greeted the other party's female family members cordially with the people around him, swearing at words about having a relationship with the other party's female family members, and scolding them with red faces, really showing off their strength.

But when the black-clothed bodyguards were still refusing to abuse the ten people, they suddenly heard a shocking sound from Xu Jinning.

bang, puff~
And accompanied by this sound of puff~ everyone smelled an indescribable stench, and several students vomited at that time.

Aw... Aw...

"Grass mud horse, you fucking ate shit for lunch!"

"Also, you idiot with black sunglasses, you said that you put this fart, did you hear that your master exploded there?"

"That's right, that's right, but speaking of it, you are really a good and loyal dog, but your master doesn't have a face!"

"Hahaha...It's so interesting. My bodyguard kept trying to smooth things over, but this guy actually missed a fart. He is really talented. By the way, who is this guy?"

"You don't know, a senior in our junior year, a rich second generation, the young owner of Jinxuan Jewelry, a person with a head and a face."

"Oh my god, it's him, my mother bought jewelry at his house, this is a rich man, but why does this rich man fart so stinky?"

"Hey, you don't understand now, rich people eat differently from us, and there are some perverts who like that tune, it is inevitable to be infected with some fungus, you know, so it should have a taste. "

"I'll go, what you said is disgusting, but it's quite reasonable, he wouldn't really like that tone!"

……

A group of students chattered together, the bodyguard looked at Xu Jinning with a livid face at this time, "Young Master, you are too worrying for me, I kept taking things on myself, and I was about to succeed, and it turned out You gave me a fart, young master, it's not that I don't help you, it's because you can't help me at all!

The bodyguard is speechless now, what else can he say, even if he speaks out loud now, he can't help his young master hide his embarrassment, and the young master also ate something indigestible today, this fart really stinks!
The students were chattering around Xu Jinning, Xu Jinning's face was much darker than dark green at this time, Xu Jinning was trying to clamp his legs, because he felt that he was going to have a big one!
The students pointed and pointed, Xu Jinning had never lost such a big person in his life. At this moment, his whole body trembled with anger. Of course, it might be because he was too suffocated. At this moment, Xu Jinning was angry and pointed at the group of students around him. He shouted: "Get out, get out of here!"

Xu Jinning yelled loudly, but this group of college students are all young people in the new era, all of them raised their eyebrows, and they will never bow to Xu Jinning, the evil capitalist force. Why, you still want to play the feudal landlord young master? There is no door, come on, just do it if you don't accept it!
"Grass, you can leave as soon as you say, and I won't leave!"

There was also a thorn among the students, who stared at Xu Jinning and shouted at Xu Jinning. Xu Jinning was really impatient, and roared at the top of his voice: "Fuck you mother, if you don't leave, I will die...I'll go, if it's not good, come again!"

Xu Jinning pointed at a student who was just about to start scolding, but at this moment, Xu Jinning's face changed suddenly and he shouted in extreme panic, because he noticed that the turbidity in his stomach had arrived nearby, and it was similar to this turbidity. When he was out of breath, there was also a stream of thin liquid, if he judged correctly, it should be—shit!

(End of this chapter)