Ultimate Big Devil System
Chapter 71
Chapter 71
Wu Hanmei looked at Ye Xinhua with a dazed expression, wondering why Ye Xinhua stopped her from asking her how to save her sister, but Ye Xinhua looked at the direction of Die Xian's evil spirit with a playful expression and said: " Die Xian deserves to be Die Xian, but just a few words almost make people fall into the trap, amazing, amazing."
"Humph."
After hearing Ye Xinhua's words, Die Xian showed a trace of anger and a trace of sarcasm, but Ye Xinhua turned his head to look at Wu Hanmei and said, "Are you wondering why I stopped you from asking questions?"
"Uh-huh."
Wu Hanmei nodded lightly, Ye Xinhua said with a chuckle: "The reason is very simple, because if you ask Die Xian a question, then Die Xian can take away a person's soul, one question and one life, no credit, this Have you heard of it?"
"Ah!" Wu Hanmei was stunned after hearing Ye Xinhua's words, and Ye Xinhua continued: "Actually, evil spirits like Die Xian are easy to deal with. They have their own rules of conduct, and there are two iron rules that must be followed." Break, the first rule, one question, one life, no one asks, no shot."
"So usually when you meet Die Xian, as long as you ignore him, he will leave like a dog with no bones, tail between his legs."
"You are the dog."
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +30
When Die Xian heard that Ye Xinhua compared himself to a dog, he immediately provided Ye Xinhua with a negative emotional energy value, and Ye Xinhua scolded it, but it had no way to fight back, which made Die Xian very crazy, and even more so. What makes Die Xian crazy is that Ye Xinhua is right. There are indeed two iron rules for them to be Die Xian. directly obliterated by the law.
Now that the first weakness of his body has been seen through, Die Xian felt uncomfortable all over, and was about to run away after looking around. At this time, Tang Xiaoxiao interjected and said: "You just said that there are two iron laws in total. Then the second What is the big iron law?"
Ye Xinhua listened to Tang Xiaoxiao's words and said with a chuckle: "The second iron rule, the host must give the correct answer when asking a question, otherwise it will be backlashed by the law of cause and effect. If the light is weak, the cultivation base will be weakened, and if it is heavy, it will die."
As soon as Ye Xinhua finished speaking, Die Xian, who was full of arrogance, withered immediately, and turned around the next moment and was about to run. If he didn't run at this time, how long would it take for people to see through his underpants? I'm going to burp and catch a cold.
"I want to run, but there is no door. Look at the trick, the first question, what is the [-]th digit of π?"
Ye Xinhua said a word, and Die Xian, who was just about to run, froze on the spot as if he had been hit by a freeze spell, and then turned around slowly. At this time, Ye Xinhua raised his finger and said: "Actually, Die Xian There is also the third unwritten iron law, human beings ask questions and must answer, right, little brother."
"I am grass Nima!"
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +66
Listening to the notification sound of the system, Ye Xinhua sneered in his heart. Bribing me with negative emotional energy points will not work. Now you have to answer my question.
"Hey, brother Die Xian, please answer my first question, what is the [-]th digit of π?"
Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and laughed, Die Xian was about to cry at this moment, who knows about this question, π, that terrible pi, God can't remember what the [-]th digit is?
Die Xian wanted to cry at this moment, π, in his limited knowledge of mathematics, he could only vaguely remember that π was about 3.14, but people asked about [-] digits, he hated himself for not dying!
"Little brother, you should answer me, what are the [-] digits of π?"
Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian with a warm smile, but in Die Xian's eyes, this smile had turned into a terrifying devil's smile.
"What is it? It's you Mahler Gobi! Pfft..."
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +99
Die Xian really couldn't answer this question, and was directly backlashed by the law of cause and effect, spurting out a mouthful of blood, and Die Xian's combat power dropped a little to 19.
"Yoyo, the answer is wrong, little brother, you've been backlashed, hehe, but don't be discouraged, little brother, let's move on to the next question."
and also?Die Xian raised his brows, turned around and wanted to run again, but before Die Xian could react, Ye Xinhua had already asked the question.
"A peach costs ten cents, and three peach pits can be exchanged for one peach. How many peaches can you eat for one yuan? How about it, my brother, it's very simple, add, subtract, multiply, and divide within ten."
Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and laughed, Die Xian was stunned at this moment, it was another math problem, why is it another math problem!At this time, Die Xian's eyes were bloodshot with hatred, and he wished to eat Ye Xinhua in one bite, but due to the law of cause and effect, he could not do any extreme actions towards Ye Xinhua, so he could only hold out his short fingers in hatred. Pulling.
"A peach costs ten cents, and if you eat three peaches, you will get three peach pits. If you can sell ten peaches for one yuan, you will have nine peach pits. Huh? What the hell is this? It’s okay, you eat chicken feather peaches. If you are sick, everyone who eats peaches is sick, ah..."
Die Xian pulled his short fingers, he was going crazy, MD, the fingers are not enough, this bastard Ye Xinhua must be lying to himself, this is definitely not addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within ten, otherwise he can definitely calculate it, Ye Xinhua Xinhua, you are a liar!
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +99
Listening to the notification sound from the system, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian with a smile on his face and said, "Hey, it's time, have you figured it out yet?"
"Calculate the fart, you have a problem with this question, where are there still peaches with a dime?"
Die Xian squinted his eyes and argued, Ye Xinhua shrugged his shoulders and said: "I sell my peaches for a dime, why don't you talk nonsense, do you know the answer, answer quickly."
"I don't know, poof..."
Die Xian spat out a mouthful of blood, and his combat power directly became eighteen. Ye Xinhua took a look at Die Xian and shook his head, saying: "It's so stupid, even Tao Zi can't figure it out, come on, let's do another question, saying that there is a Cistern, water inlet..."
"Stop, big brother, stop, I beg you, can you change the type of problem, the math problem is too difficult, I beg you!"
Die Xian's whole head was dangling like a big gourd, and he looked at Ye Xinhua with a bitter expression, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian like this and smiled: "Don't change it, it's still a math problem, in fact, you are not bad at math , your IQ is not good, and you are useless for other questions."
"Impossible, my IQ is absolutely fine. If you have the ability, you can ask other types of questions, but you can't answer me. I will call you Dad, how dare you!"
After hearing Die Xian's words, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian's big head strangely and said, "If you want to call me daddy, if you want to call me daddy, then won't we become big-headed sons and small-headed dads?"
"You...you're the fucking big boy!"
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +66
(End of this chapter)
Wu Hanmei looked at Ye Xinhua with a dazed expression, wondering why Ye Xinhua stopped her from asking her how to save her sister, but Ye Xinhua looked at the direction of Die Xian's evil spirit with a playful expression and said: " Die Xian deserves to be Die Xian, but just a few words almost make people fall into the trap, amazing, amazing."
"Humph."
After hearing Ye Xinhua's words, Die Xian showed a trace of anger and a trace of sarcasm, but Ye Xinhua turned his head to look at Wu Hanmei and said, "Are you wondering why I stopped you from asking questions?"
"Uh-huh."
Wu Hanmei nodded lightly, Ye Xinhua said with a chuckle: "The reason is very simple, because if you ask Die Xian a question, then Die Xian can take away a person's soul, one question and one life, no credit, this Have you heard of it?"
"Ah!" Wu Hanmei was stunned after hearing Ye Xinhua's words, and Ye Xinhua continued: "Actually, evil spirits like Die Xian are easy to deal with. They have their own rules of conduct, and there are two iron rules that must be followed." Break, the first rule, one question, one life, no one asks, no shot."
"So usually when you meet Die Xian, as long as you ignore him, he will leave like a dog with no bones, tail between his legs."
"You are the dog."
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +30
When Die Xian heard that Ye Xinhua compared himself to a dog, he immediately provided Ye Xinhua with a negative emotional energy value, and Ye Xinhua scolded it, but it had no way to fight back, which made Die Xian very crazy, and even more so. What makes Die Xian crazy is that Ye Xinhua is right. There are indeed two iron rules for them to be Die Xian. directly obliterated by the law.
Now that the first weakness of his body has been seen through, Die Xian felt uncomfortable all over, and was about to run away after looking around. At this time, Tang Xiaoxiao interjected and said: "You just said that there are two iron laws in total. Then the second What is the big iron law?"
Ye Xinhua listened to Tang Xiaoxiao's words and said with a chuckle: "The second iron rule, the host must give the correct answer when asking a question, otherwise it will be backlashed by the law of cause and effect. If the light is weak, the cultivation base will be weakened, and if it is heavy, it will die."
As soon as Ye Xinhua finished speaking, Die Xian, who was full of arrogance, withered immediately, and turned around the next moment and was about to run. If he didn't run at this time, how long would it take for people to see through his underpants? I'm going to burp and catch a cold.
"I want to run, but there is no door. Look at the trick, the first question, what is the [-]th digit of π?"
Ye Xinhua said a word, and Die Xian, who was just about to run, froze on the spot as if he had been hit by a freeze spell, and then turned around slowly. At this time, Ye Xinhua raised his finger and said: "Actually, Die Xian There is also the third unwritten iron law, human beings ask questions and must answer, right, little brother."
"I am grass Nima!"
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +66
Listening to the notification sound of the system, Ye Xinhua sneered in his heart. Bribing me with negative emotional energy points will not work. Now you have to answer my question.
"Hey, brother Die Xian, please answer my first question, what is the [-]th digit of π?"
Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and laughed, Die Xian was about to cry at this moment, who knows about this question, π, that terrible pi, God can't remember what the [-]th digit is?
Die Xian wanted to cry at this moment, π, in his limited knowledge of mathematics, he could only vaguely remember that π was about 3.14, but people asked about [-] digits, he hated himself for not dying!
"Little brother, you should answer me, what are the [-] digits of π?"
Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian with a warm smile, but in Die Xian's eyes, this smile had turned into a terrifying devil's smile.
"What is it? It's you Mahler Gobi! Pfft..."
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +99
Die Xian really couldn't answer this question, and was directly backlashed by the law of cause and effect, spurting out a mouthful of blood, and Die Xian's combat power dropped a little to 19.
"Yoyo, the answer is wrong, little brother, you've been backlashed, hehe, but don't be discouraged, little brother, let's move on to the next question."
and also?Die Xian raised his brows, turned around and wanted to run again, but before Die Xian could react, Ye Xinhua had already asked the question.
"A peach costs ten cents, and three peach pits can be exchanged for one peach. How many peaches can you eat for one yuan? How about it, my brother, it's very simple, add, subtract, multiply, and divide within ten."
Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and laughed, Die Xian was stunned at this moment, it was another math problem, why is it another math problem!At this time, Die Xian's eyes were bloodshot with hatred, and he wished to eat Ye Xinhua in one bite, but due to the law of cause and effect, he could not do any extreme actions towards Ye Xinhua, so he could only hold out his short fingers in hatred. Pulling.
"A peach costs ten cents, and if you eat three peaches, you will get three peach pits. If you can sell ten peaches for one yuan, you will have nine peach pits. Huh? What the hell is this? It’s okay, you eat chicken feather peaches. If you are sick, everyone who eats peaches is sick, ah..."
Die Xian pulled his short fingers, he was going crazy, MD, the fingers are not enough, this bastard Ye Xinhua must be lying to himself, this is definitely not addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within ten, otherwise he can definitely calculate it, Ye Xinhua Xinhua, you are a liar!
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +99
Listening to the notification sound from the system, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian with a smile on his face and said, "Hey, it's time, have you figured it out yet?"
"Calculate the fart, you have a problem with this question, where are there still peaches with a dime?"
Die Xian squinted his eyes and argued, Ye Xinhua shrugged his shoulders and said: "I sell my peaches for a dime, why don't you talk nonsense, do you know the answer, answer quickly."
"I don't know, poof..."
Die Xian spat out a mouthful of blood, and his combat power directly became eighteen. Ye Xinhua took a look at Die Xian and shook his head, saying: "It's so stupid, even Tao Zi can't figure it out, come on, let's do another question, saying that there is a Cistern, water inlet..."
"Stop, big brother, stop, I beg you, can you change the type of problem, the math problem is too difficult, I beg you!"
Die Xian's whole head was dangling like a big gourd, and he looked at Ye Xinhua with a bitter expression, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian like this and smiled: "Don't change it, it's still a math problem, in fact, you are not bad at math , your IQ is not good, and you are useless for other questions."
"Impossible, my IQ is absolutely fine. If you have the ability, you can ask other types of questions, but you can't answer me. I will call you Dad, how dare you!"
After hearing Die Xian's words, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian's big head strangely and said, "If you want to call me daddy, if you want to call me daddy, then won't we become big-headed sons and small-headed dads?"
"You...you're the fucking big boy!"
Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +66
(End of this chapter)
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