Ultimate Big Devil System

Chapter 72

"Okay, let's not do math problems. Please listen to the first question. Do you think it hurts to be bitten by a shark or by a crocodile?"

"Well, sharks, crocodiles, this, what the fuck is wrong with this, does that hurt? Sharks hurt?"

"Wrong, it hurts!"

"puff……"

Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +99
"One more question. It is said that the students only have half a day of class this morning, but the students are still unhappy. Why?"

"Huh? They are not happy after half a day of class. They want to go to heaven, shit, because they love to study."

"Wrong, because there is still half a day of class in the afternoon!"

"Pfft... Grass mud horse, you play word games for me, I don't believe it, come again!"

Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +99
"OK, listen up, what's Zhang Fei's mother's last name?"

"Huh? Zhang Fei's mother, this has something to do with Zhang Fei's mother. What's your surname? Zhang!"

"Wrong, the surname is Wu, because the Wu family (nothing happened) gave birth to Fei (fei)."

"Pfft... the homophonic stem, you come too~"

Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +99
Three consecutive questions made Die Xian cry, what are these questions, what are these questions?

Listening to Die Xian's sobbing, Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help persuading him, "Brother Die Xian, don't answer if you can't answer. Hurry up and return the souls of Li Li and Li Li to us?"

"No, I have to answer today, I have to give my IQ an explanation!"

Die Xian's stubbornness has come up, and now Die Xian is nine-headed and can't pull back. At this time, after a series of backlashes just now, Die Xian's combat power has become fifteen, which is on par with the long-tongued ghost. Now Ye Xinhua only needs to After weakening Die Xian's combat power a little, Ye Xinhua has the chance to win.

Thinking of this, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and said with a chuckle: "I said, little brother, I couldn't answer three questions just now, but you said you couldn't answer one question just now, so you called me Dad?"

After hearing this, Die Xian's face turned livid and said: "One more thing, if I can't answer the next one, I will admit it."

After hearing this, Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and said, "Okay, what kind of question do you want? Do you want to do a math question?"

"Anything, I believe any question!"

Die Xian was being asked anxiously at this time, no matter what the question was, Ye Xinhua shrugged and said: "Then I will ask you the simplest math question, say, there is a bus departing from the departure station, and there are five people on the bus. When a person arrives at a station, two people come up, one goes down at the next station, three people go up at one station, five people go down, one person goes up at another station, no one goes down, three people come up at one station, one goes down, and they pass by again. There is no up or down at one stop, another stop, and three downs, may I ask..."

"I know this, 4 people, there are still [-] people in the car!"

Die Xian stretched out his short fingers excitedly, and shouted excitedly, when Ye Xinhua said just now, he kept pawing and pulling with his fingers, this time there must be four people, absolutely no mistake!
Die Xian was almost crying with excitement at this time, it was not easy, finally answered one question correctly, finally answered one question correctly!

Die Xian looked at Ye Xinhua excitedly, but Ye Xinhua said with a chuckle at this moment: "Oh, my little brother has improved in mathematics, but what I want to ask is, counting the starting station, how many stops the bus stopped in total! "

"How many stops in total?!! Heh..."

⊙⊙!
Die Xian's face turned green, what the hell is wrong with this, you are not considered human when you talk so lively?I stopped for a few stops, the ghost remembers how many stops it stopped, if it’s not me, it’s a ghost, the ghost doesn’t even remember how many stops it stopped! !
"How about it, little brother, this question is easy. There are a few stops in total. This is a one plus one plus one problem. I will take care of you enough to speak out your answer!"

"I, I, I'm going to paralyze you, woo woo woo...you bully... woo woo..."

Ding, the energy value of negative emotions from Die Xian is +99
Die Xian was crying in anger, crying loudly, what kind of problem is this, is it interesting?

Hearing Die Xian's cry, Tang Xiaoxiao and Wu Hanmei looked at each other in blank dismay. Is this man the devil?He actually made all the ghosts bully and cried, this, this is too invincible.

Die Xian cried for a while, then turned back, spat out a mouthful of blood again, and his combat power directly became 14. Now Ye Xinhua could order the long-tongued ghost to take down Die Xian at any time, but Ye Ye Xinhua was a little reluctant to let Die Xian go like this at this time , This is the most perfect machine for brushing negative emotional energy points. It's almost time to provide myself with a small 1000 negative emotional energy points.

Ye Xinhua thought about it and looked at Die Xian again with a gentle smile and said, "Little Die Xian, you don't have to call Dad, why don't you answer a few more questions?"

At this moment, Die Xian looked at Ye Xinhua aggrievedly and said, "It's easier to debut, it's rare that I can't... woo woo~"

"Okay, don't cry, don't cry, you are a high and low Die Xian, and you are also a villain Die Xian, if you cry, you will look very low, and people will think you are a sb."

Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian who was crying, and tried to persuade Die Xian. At this moment, Die Xian sniffed aggrievedly and said, "Yeah, I don't cry, but you must give me something simple."

"Okay, that's easy to say, brother Die Xian, listen to this question, what are you talking about, it's not a donkey or a horse?"

Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and gave Die Xian an encouraging look, Die Xian's eyes lit up instantly, and he yelled, "Mule!"

"Wrong, mules are like donkeys, like horses, and are related to donkeys and horses, so the answer is wrong."

"No, then, what did you say?"

Die Xian was anxious, staring at Ye Xinhua with wide eyes, Ye Xinhua shrugged and said, "Rooster."

"Huh?!! Rooster? What the hell?"

Die Xian was stunned, Ye Xinhua tidied up his clothes and said, "May I ask you, does a rooster look like a donkey? Does it look like a horse? Is it related to donkeys and horses?"

"No."

"Isn't that enough?"

Ye Xinhua looked at Die Xian and said, Die Xian was stunned and looked at Ye Xinhua and asked tentatively: "Then, what if I answer Penguin?"

"Yes, the penguin is also right, why don't you answer?"

Ye Xinhua nodded fiercely, Die Xian was stunned, and he was stupid on the spot. At this time, Ye Xinhua shook his head and said: "Brother Die Xian, all the answers to this question are correct except for mules, even if you say corn They are all right, but you miraculously avoided all the correct answers, little brother, you are a dish fairy with your IQ, you are so talented!"

"puff……"

Ding, from Die Xian negative emotion energy value +100
Hearing Ye Xinhua's words, Die Xian spurted out a mouthful of blood, and his combat power dropped by two points, directly from 14 points to 12 points. Immediately became silly, muttering in his mouth: "I'm not the stupidest Die Fairy, I'm not the stupidest Die Fairy, I'm the smartest, I'm the smartest."

As Die Xian spoke, he suddenly raised his head, followed by his bloodshot eyes, looked at Ye Xinhua viciously and shouted: "It's you, it's all you, I'll kill you!"

Die Xian let out a roar, and rushed towards Ye Xinhua like crazy the next moment, the short ghost claws directly grabbed Ye Xinhua's heart.

Be careful……

　Ye Xinhua: Ask the chicken and the egg that existed first in this world.

　　Die Xian: I don’t know, what do you think?
　　Ye Xinhua: Chicken first.

　　Die Xian: Then tell me where did the first chicken come from?
　　Let everyone tell him: Life is forced~
　　Die Xian: Pfft~ Tickets, tipping, geniuses, use your tickets and tipping to save me!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)