my phone is connected to the universe

Chapter 3 The Miserable Soldier Sends Documents

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This was sent by the communication operator, but it is very strange, is there a company called "Universal United Mobile Communications Company" in this world?
I don't know what to say, Chen Zixu didn't care anymore, and continued to return to experience Haha software.

This haha ​​is very easy to use, and the settings are almost similar to Weixin, with chat, address book, and other functions.

Of course, the address book is quiet now, and there is not a single friend.

There is a "+" sign in the upper right corner, which says to add friends, but it's useless. Chen Zixu doesn't know who he should add, and he doesn't know other people's Haha accounts.

Click on personal space, Chen Zixu took a look, the top is the profile photo, nickname and account number, the profile picture is a dynamic tumbling cloud, the nickname is empty, the account number is a set of data, it looks like the ones that appeared when he scanned his profile picture just now data.

Chen Zixu first started to change his nickname to "Ancient Desolation Supreme Xuantian Emperor", which is his prestige nickname.

The avatar will not be changed, the dynamic avatar is quite impressive.

"Then shake it quickly and see if you can shake out a girl!"

This guy actually forgot about himself before falling out of love.

There were two "clicks" and one "ding-dong", and a friend was shaken.

"Miserable soldier", this is the nickname of this friend, looking at the profile picture, he is a general in silver armor.Below this avatar, there are two button-shaped selection keys, one is "Add" and the other is "Cancel".

Chen Zixu hesitated: "It looks like a human, but a man, what should I do? Do you want to add friends?"

However, with his hesitation, the "hard-fated soldier" on the opposite side added him as a friend first.

Poor little soldier: This friend, be polite.

This was the other party's greeting. Chen Zixu, upholding the fine tradition of reciprocity of the Chinese nation, also replied: Hello!

Desperate little soldier: What planet are you from, my friend?
which planet?

Why do you ask?Could it be that the other party is really an alien?Is this software really connected to the universe?

Chen Zixu: Well, I’m from Earth, what about you?

Maybe the poor little soldier on the other end of the phone didn't know where the earth was, so he sent a questioning expression.

Not to mention, this expression is really amazing, it is the expression of a real person, and it is also the expression of a beautiful woman.

Poor little soldier: I am in the heaven, and the heaven is in the Supreme galaxy, next to the Milky Way galaxy and the Sakyamuni galaxy, are you sure the earth is a planet?

Whoa!That's enough information!If the other party wasn't teasing him, then this phone, or this software, might really be able to connect to an alien planet.

Chen Zixu: Hey, yes, the earth is a small planet in the Milky Way galaxy.

Miserable soldier: What? ! (Shocked expression) How could you be in the Milky Way galaxy?Isn't there no fairy energy there?

Chen Zixu didn't know what to say now.

Poor little soldier: Except for some useful stars in that galaxy, it should be all waste, right?
Chen Zixu rolled his eyes, shit, what does this mean, am I also a waste?The one opposite, can you chat?

So Chen Zixu only replied one hehe.

The miserable little soldier didn't know that he had broken the taboo of chatting, so he continued to ask this and that.

Poor little soldier: What did you eat to grow up, my friend?
Miserable soldier: What kind of barren is your friend?

Poor little soldier: Why don't you speak, friend?
Chen Zixu: What do you want me to say?
Miserable soldier: what's wrong?Didn't see the question I sent you?How about I post it again?
Chen Zixu: No, I saw it.I grew up eating food, our place is not barren, we are very prosperous.

Chen Zixu was angry, really, he felt like he was being shot by the map!

There is such a story about a man who talked about his alma mater with others, always saying that his alma mater was good or bad, but when others came to damage his alma mater, the man got angry.Therefore, the alma mater is an existence that can be damaged by oneself, but not by others.

Zooming in, the same is true for countries, so of course, chatting with aliens, you can't hurt my earth!
At this time, the poor soldier sent a file, the file name: We all eat this.

Chen Zixu was stunned, why is this?What about showing off?Addicted, huh?
However, he still clicked on the file, and there was a download progress interface, which was very fast, and the download was completed in less than three seconds, and then it was prompted: [Buyuan Pill], a first-grade elixir of the fifth-level civilization, which can supplement all kinds of substances necessary for the body. energy.

There is also a picture, a pale yellow pill that looks like a jelly bean.

At the bottom are three selection buttons: Retrieve, Store and Discard.

Seeing this, Chen Zixu understood no matter what, this is a fucking plot in an online novel, is it the red envelope system?Not quite.

extract!

Then, Chen Zixu saw that the photo on the screen began to blur, and then a puff of air came out, condensing into a small light yellow pill, the size of a peanut kernel, above the screen.

Chen Zixu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and took the pill with his hands, feeling extremely uneasy.

It turns out that this phone is really a super phone!
It turns out that this software can really connect the universe!

It turned out that I really stepped on shit luck!

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Poor little soldier: My friend, try the Buyuan Dan that we eat in the heavens. It's not a good thing. It's usually eaten as a snack.

Chen Zixu cried, I rub it, this is an elixir, people in the heavens are rich, so they eat the elixir as a snack, but the environment is different, so I can't comment on this.

Chen Zixu smelled it, but it didn't smell like anything.

Just as I was about to throw it into my mouth, I suddenly remembered a bridge that is often mentioned in Internet articles, that is, washing the hair and cutting the marrow.

"After I eat it, won't I also start to detoxify? Then I will get dirt all over my body, or have diarrhea and fart?"

Just in case, Chen Zixu decided to go into the bathroom, and then pretended to take a bath in the bathroom. If there was any movement at that time, it would not be easy for others to hear it.

He took a change of clothes, went into the bathroom, locked the door, and took off completely.

I inadvertently looked at my little brother... Alas!Su Hong is right!
Gritting his teeth, but without stomping his feet, Chen Zixu threw the Buyuan Pill into his mouth.Then, it just melted in the mouth, and a whole stream of heat rushed into the digestive system, just like drinking a cup of hot water.

At the beginning, the stomach was warm and comfortable, and after a while, the heat began to spread throughout the body, including the scalp.

Sure enough, detoxification will start after that, starting with diarrhea, I really sweat while having diarrhea!

Chen Zixu comforted himself in this way: "It will be fine when I'm done, and I'm not an ordinary person after I'm done! I'm going to be the male protagonist in the web novels when I'm riding a horse. I can adjust the high jump by 1.8 meters and [-] meters, and I can go directly from the Yangtze River for the long jump." Let's jump to the other side of the Yangtze River! Then, there will be another one to promote secondary development, and the height will jump to [-] meters!"

(End of this chapter)