my phone is connected to the universe

Chapter 4 First experience of online shopping

After squatting in the bathroom for about 10 minutes, finally, the heat on Chen Zixu's body began to fade.

It took him another 10 minutes to wash off the greasy dirt on his body.No, it was getting dark, and my roommate thought he had passed out masturbating inside, and called out several times.

Walking out of the bathroom refreshed, Chen Zixu first walked to the glass mirror on the wall of the dormitory.

"Hey! The guy is getting more handsome the longer he grows. Look at this skin, look at this muscle...it hasn't grown yet, and look at this figure...a bit puffy." Chen Zixu really wanted to praise himself, but it seemed that he really A little overwhelmed, "It seems that the road to revolution is still long, and I still have to work hard!"

In fact, there are still some things worthy of praise for him now, such as this skin, it seems that a layer of skin has just shed, and this layer is newly grown, which is white.

Seeing Chen Zixu scratching his head and posing in front of the mirror, the roommates finally couldn't help it: "Damn! Chen Zixu, didn't you just break up in love? Could it be that you can't bear the blow and you're neurotic now?"

Now Chen Zixu's attention was diverted: "Who told you that I was broken in love?"

That's right, this happened just this afternoon, and it didn't happen at school. He didn't say anything about it when he came back!

"Isn't that right? Su Hong has already posted about it!"

On the Koukou feed, Su Hong accompanied a picture of drinking red wine in a bar, and then described today's events in a long paragraph.

Chen Zixu gritted his teeth while reading, damn it!This Su Hong is too shameless, she just dumped her if she dumped her, she even exaggerated the facts, saying that Chen Zixu knelt down and begged her to change her mind, but later cursed her out of love and hatred...what the hell is this!

"Hey! You can't really do this, can you?"

A roommate also saw the news, and then asked Chen Zixu.

"It's just nonsense, it's not like that at all!" Chen Zixu said angrily, "I just said a word at that time, okay, and love turned hate? I'm going to ride a horse!"

Can't help being angry and swearing!
The wonderful mood after taking Buyuan Dan was completely ruined by Su Hongfa's news, and Chen Zixu felt aggrieved for a while.

That's right, although Su Hong is not as beautiful as the school belle, she is not far behind. Chen Zixu, no matter how you look at it, is a match. It is impossible for the two to get together. Today's breakup is actually sooner or later. thing.

And when it comes to the authenticity of some of the things mentioned in Su Hong's news, because of Chen Zixu's hanging silk attributes, most people choose to believe it.

After finally regaining his composure, Chen Zixu lay down on the bed again, picked up his phone, and haha, there were still a few messages from that miserable little soldier.

Miserable soldier: How does it taste?
Miserable Little Soldier: Are you still there?
Poor little soldier: Let's talk back then.

Chen Zixu guessed that the other party was also offline, so he stopped replying.

Then turn it on and shake it, ready to shake another friend.

But as soon as he turned it on and shook it, he saw a text message received on his phone.

The text message came from Zihe Land, and it said: Old guy Ziyang, hurry up, three missing one! ! !

Uh... It's not difficult to imagine, this should be to play mahjong, this Ziyang is probably the old man of the river god.

Chen Zixu was a little tangled at this time, they obviously knew each other, and they were missing one of three, and they were in a hurry. If they didn't reply to the text message and let the other party know that the phone had changed hands, the consequences would probably be a bit embarrassing.

After thinking about it, the old man Heshen was actually very interesting. He gave him such an advanced mobile phone, and he didn't know whether he knew the value of this mobile phone. In other words, he only played Dou Di Zhu.

Just text back.

"Hi, I'm not Ziyang. The Ziyang you mentioned is an old river god with a long white beard, right? He gave me this phone now. If you want to contact him, he is in Biyun Lake. I Sorry for the trouble I caused you. Goodbye."

Chen Zixu read it twice, but he couldn't help it. His level is not high and his ability is limited. It is not bad to be able to write a short message like this.

The other party quickly replied: oh oh.

Only oh oh.

Back to shaking, there were two "clicks", and then no friends were shaken, and again, eh, one was shaken.

"Beautiful misunderstanding? Look at the avatar, it looks like a beautiful woman... However, there are a lot of ladyboys on the Internet these days, so I don't know if this is the case."

Selected the Add option below.

"Eh? What do you mean two-tenths?"

Chen Zixu suddenly noticed that after adding a friend, there was a (2/10) in the address book. Looking back now, it seemed to be (1/10) before.

Is it possible that only 10 friends can go online?

Shaking his head, he couldn't figure it out for the time being, so he simply didn't think about it for the time being.

"Hello." Chen Zixu took the initiative to send a message.

The other party also replied quickly: add friends?

Look, aliens are proactive and direct!
After adding friends, Chen Zixu asked: Beauty?handsome guy?What planet are you from?

Beautiful Misunderstanding: Female.

Beautiful Misunderstanding: A small place in the Comet Longen galaxy.

Comet Longen?Which galaxy is this?With an inquiring mind, Chen Zixu asked a few more questions.

Chen Zixu: Beauty, do you know the Milky Way galaxy?

Beautiful misunderstanding: I don’t know, is that another name?It seems that there is no such galaxy in the Jiasma universe, right? [doubt]
Jiasma universe?Why did another name of the universe pop up?Is this the name of the universe where the earth is located?This is too... low, right?

Suddenly, Chen Zixu remembered that there seemed to be characters like "(Prehistoric Universe-Galaxy Galaxy-Solar System-Earth)" in the notes on Zi and Land in the phone contacts. Could it be that the Earth belongs to the Prehistoric Universe?And this Jiasma universe is another universe?
Chen Zixu: I seem to be in the prehistoric universe. Are the Jiasima universe and the prehistoric universe the same universe?

Well, the universe, the largest collection of space and time, should be boundless, and there should be only one, right?Therefore, the prehistoric universe and the Jiaisma universe should be different names for the same thing in different places.

Chen Zixu thought so.

but!
The beautiful misunderstanding suddenly sent a shocked expression!Two in a row!
Beautiful misunderstanding: Are you in the prehistoric universe? !You are not from the Jiasma Universe? ! [surprised/surprised/surprised]
Chen Zixu became doubtful, thinking what kind of disease is this?
Then the other party gave Chen Zixu a big surprise!

Beautiful misunderstanding: Can your mobile phone connect to another universe? !You are so lucky!This one-in-a-billion... chance to dominate!Our mobile phones can only connect to a few nearby galaxies in one universe, but yours can open up the space-time tunnel between universes and communicate between universes... You are so lucky! ! !

After carefully reading this passage, Chen Zixu felt a mixture of surprise and joy in his heart.

He has a feeling that he is going to embark on a career path of hanging silk counterattacks and dominating the planet!
Next, Chen Zixu chatted with Meili Misunderstanding for more than an hour, took the time to shake a few more friends, and added two of them, Chen Zixu noticed that the address book changed to (4/10), as if it was really designed There is an upper limit of 10.

He also fully realized the awesomeness of the super mobile phone in his hand.

According to the beautiful misunderstanding, there will be a five-star civilization in almost every universe. These five-star civilizations have created most of the technological products and other products in the universe. Among them is a super mobile phone called "Linkable Universe". .

The number of such mobile phones is very small, and there are at most tens of thousands of them in each universe.

Don't think that tens of thousands sounds like a lot, because you haven't considered how infinite the universe is.Compared with the population in the entire universe, the number of tens of thousands is probably not as good as a drop of water in the Pacific Ocean!

It can be seen how rare this super mobile phone is!
As for why it is so rare, Beautiful Misunderstanding explains that it is a combination of technology and resource limitations.

Well, Chen Zixu understood a little bit.

The beautiful misunderstanding also said that the mobile phones she uses, and the mobile phones used by most people, are mobile phones that can only connect to a few galaxies that are relatively close, and at most they can swim in the universe where they are. You can only chat with others within your galaxy.

Beautiful misunderstanding: Don’t worry, I will keep the fact that your phone can connect to other universes [smile]
Ok?These words inexplicably made Chen Zixu feel a sense of crisis.

Could it be... Could this super phone bring any... danger to me?

That's right, everyone is innocent, but pregnant is guilty!It seems that I have to protect this phone well in the future, and I must not tell the secret that my phone can connect to the universe!
We chatted for a long time, until Chen Zixu looked at the time on his phone, I wiped it, it was past eleven o'clock in the evening, and there was still class tomorrow, so I was about to end this chat and went to sleep.

But the beautiful misunderstanding suddenly sent a link.

Beautiful Misunderstanding: Can you help me buy this thing?I give you the money, and you buy it for me.

Chen Zixu looked at it and didn't know what was going on, so he asked a few more times, and the other party explained the reason.

It turned out that this was a store on a trading platform. They launched a new product, but each account was required to purchase only one product, so this beautiful misunderstanding asked Chen Zixu to help him buy one with his account.

At first, Chen Zixu had some ideas, but later, the other party said that the price of this item is not expensive, mainly because the user only needs a universal currency for the first purchase.

"Isn't this a common promotion method for software or stores?"

The user's first experience price will naturally be very low, and the second time it will be gone. This is an effective means of attracting users.

After clicking the link, Chen Zixu saw the store information. It turned out to be selling clothes, but the clothes are too... Ugly, right?
What's up with the helmet?What about the antenna on the helmet?And why does this dress have so many sleeves?
This is not for people to wear, is it?

Only then did Chen Zixu suddenly realize, shit, I'm afraid this beautiful misunderstanding is not the kind of human being we often talk about!
Once he feels that the other party does not meet his own aesthetics, Chen Zixu will not be very active.

And the other party seemed to notice Chen Zixu's inactivity, and then sent him another message of confidence.

Beautiful misunderstanding: I won’t ask you for help in vain. I will buy this dress back from you at [-]% off the original price.

Chen Zixu: But I don't have any money!

Chen Zixu has renminbi or the electronic currency in the bank card, but this shop requires the universal currency, so Lao Mao doesn't have to use it.

The other party had no choice but to transfer the universal currency to him first, and then Chen Zixu bought this strange dress.

The universal currency of the universe is a kind of electronic currency, and it is the available currency for the uniform measurement stipulated by the rulers of many universes, or the ruler organizations.

Chen Zixu: I have already bought it.

Beautiful misunderstanding: Take a look, there is an option to trade, let's trade.

Sure enough, the extended function area of ​​the chat interface has an option for trading.

Click on the transaction, you can trade currency, or you can choose to add the file items you want to add in the space. The clothes have been stored in Chen Zixu's mobile phone after you buy them.

Perhaps, there is also a storage space in the mobile phone, which is very advanced anyway.

(End of this chapter)