my phone is connected to the universe

Chapter 5 Feiyang 989 Cooking Wine

Chapter 5 Feiyang 989 Cooking Wine

The transaction was successful, and Chen Zixu's mobile phone showed that the balance of universal currency was 58.

I don’t know what is the exchange rate between the universal currency and RMB in this universe, but it is indeed very late. It was past eleven o’clock just now, and after another online shopping in the universe, it has already passed ten o’clock. two points.

So Chen Zixu fell asleep with his head covered!
The next day, before dawn, Chen Zixu couldn't sleep.

In the early morning, Chen Zixu had no choice but to turn on the shower head and take a cold shower.

"What's the matter with sweating so much, and it's greasy?"

While scrubbing, I thought: What's going on?Could it be that the effect of the Buyuan Pill has not passed?

"It stands to reason that it is an elixir, so the curative effect will not be so general. It seems that yesterday's hair washing and marrow cutting was only caused by a small part of the medicinal effect of the Buyuan Pill! I am afraid that more medicinal effects have been given by me. The cannon went down the sewer."

Chen Zixu fired a cannon yesterday, and it is estimated that those Buyuan pills that were not absorbed were flushed into the sewer.

Some regrets, some regrets, some sighs!

But Chen Zixu, who was still thinking about it, remembered that his mobile phone was connected to many universes. What is a Buyuan Pill?It's just a snack for many gods in the heavens, isn't that too much?

When the time comes, can Chen Zixu reach out to that poor little soldier again?But be careful not to reveal that your mobile phone is the secret that can link to other universes.

correct!What if he doesn't give it?
Hey, haven't you seen many red envelopes mentioned in the online articles? Naturally, the things of the five-star civilization in the heavens have many benefits, but it doesn't prevent the things on our earth from being favored in the heavens!

For example, spicy sticks!

Have the gods in the heavens eaten it?
Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, do aliens sell them?
Hehe, what is rare and expensive?At that time, casually send one or two spicy sticks over, saying that this is the most precious delicacy on earth, and people have never seen it before, so of course they will treat the spicy sticks as a precious delicacy, and that's it, It should be fine to exchange dozens or hundreds of Bu Yuan Pills, right?

Thinking about it this way, Chen Zixu has already imagined the aliens' enthusiasm for spicy noodles or other snacks that are only available on the earth, and they insist on exchanging gold, diamonds, elixir, and beautiful women one by one.

In fact, how did he know that he is not the only person on earth who has a mobile phone that can connect to the heavens. If there is such a good thing, how can it be his turn?Besides, the spicy strips probably have a special taste, and there is almost no spiritual energy left. Would the immortals in the heaven care about you?
However, there may be someone who is greedy for this bit of appetite, and then trades it for something good. If this is the case, Chen Zixu is lucky.

After wiping off the non-existing halazi, turning off the shower head, Chen Zixu dried himself off, put on a replacement underwear and went out.

He can't wait, and now wants to get some benefits through his mobile phone.

Didn't you see that in those online novels, after receiving some gifts from the fairy family, the protagonists all became very awesome?

For Chen Zixu, this is the motivation.

It was not yet dawn, and Chen Zixu couldn't fall asleep anyway, so he simply sat on the bed and put his phone on silent.

Then I clicked on Haha, and 4 friends were impressively arranged in the address book.

Click on the miserable little soldier, after all, this is a good friend with a good past relationship.

Chen Zixu: Are you there?

The other party did not reply to the message for a long time.

Another, beautiful misunderstanding, although now I suspect that the other party is not human and does not conform to Chen Zixu's own aesthetics, but aesthetics can't be eaten as food, and now is the time to study for profit.

Chen Zixu: Are you there?

Then, against his will, Chen Zixu typed two words: beauty.

There is still no reply, is it also popular with them to sleep late?
Can't be hanged from a crooked neck tree, go on.

This is a friend named "Flying 989".

Chen Zixu: Hello!

Hey, back!

Feiyang 989: Do you want to buy cooking wine, sir? [smile]
Chen Zixu: [question mark][question mark]
Feiyang 989: All the products we sell are of guaranteed quality, and the raw materials are made of the whole body's treasured jiaojiao, which is favored by the majority of male consumers...

Later, a few more "online shop pictures" were sent.

A small mushroom turned into a big mushroom after being poured with cooking wine!
"Oh~"

Chen Zixu understood, it turned out that Feiyang 989 was an online store, and his products were men's health care products!

Chen Zixu was a little moved!

By the way, what is Chen Zixu's background?
What does he need?
Think about the reason why you were dumped by your girlfriend...ex-girlfriend!

It's obvious!

However, Chen Zixu has no money now.

Feiyang 989: [Smiling face] It's okay, we can try this product for free, and we don't charge if the effect is not good or not. [smiley face again]
Looking at the time, it was almost seven o'clock, and in half an hour, these roommates should get up, after all, classes start at eight o'clock.

Chen Zixu: Alright, you can send the things over here, let’s say yes first, if the curative effect is not good, I won’t give you any money!
He thought to himself, how old I am, I will tell you if it works?Besides, which product is not free to try for customers with good curative effect, and then when they really want to buy it, maybe they will use those defective products to fool them?

Feiyang 989: OK, here is the link to our product, and you need to supplement your identity information, sir.

Oh, I'm going, I really don't want to drill for Confucius!

But Chen Zixu thought about it, I just filled in a false information.

Well, be careful not to fill in your own address, otherwise he will know the secret that his mobile phone can connect to other universes.

Among them, there was a column in the information that asked to fill in the strength of the deity, and there were options, such as star one star two, sky three days four, Chen Zixu couldn't understand it, so he directly chose a sky five.

He simply filled in the information, told the other party that he had filled it out, and the other party quickly confirmed it, and said that he was very lucky to meet a Lord Tianwu Tianzun, and then sent a small bottle of cooking wine over in the transaction of auxiliary functions.

In fact, the transaction does not require both parties to add items, it only requires both parties to agree to the transaction.

extract!

Hehe, I got a bottle of wine, it doesn't look very good, it's dark yellow, and it seems to be a little bloodshot.

This small bottle is about 350ml, and it is packed in an unknown transparent container, not like glass or plastic.

There are some words on the bottle that I can't understand, although they are also square characters.

Feiyang 989: Please take it as soon as possible, because the amount of cooking wine is not very large, and there is only one dose, so if you want to have a stronger curative effect, please continue to use our product. [smile]
Chen Zixu: Alright, let's talk about it after the curative effect is cured, let's talk back.

[Four changes a day, all friends must work hard, collection is not difficult, I don't care if I recommend it or not/Crying loudly.Everyone, please make sure to show me some face! 】

(End of this chapter)

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