A romance novel written only for you

Chapter 65

I spent this autumn happily with Shi Lei.Besides writing novels, I also exercise.Shi Lei always wanted me to be super strong.She used to ask me all the time, what if we meet a mugger?I said, let's give them something then.She said, what if they want to rape me?I said, then I'll fuck them.She said, what if you can't fight them?I said, if you can't fight, you can fight.Shi Lei would give me a popcorn on my forehead and say, hurry up and exercise my body!Be sure to spell them all!Bring them all down!I had no choice but to exercise obediently.I did push-ups for eight months, sit-ups for six months, and did splits with a college classmate of mine.He told me that hands are two doors, and he beats people with his feet.He also told me that as long as the legs are split, it will be awesome.I asked him how long it would take to split.He said that if I practice with him, he promises that I will split in a month.I followed him every day to practice splitting on the big playground in the dark.We practiced on the big playground for ten days, during which an anonymous idiot reported to the school that there were screams every day on the big playground. The Minister of Security took this matter very seriously and set up a special team to solve the case.One day, as soon as I yelled, a flashlight shone on my face. The person holding the flashlight asked me, did you yell?I told him it wasn't me.He said to me, it's you!If you shout again, you will be fined [-] yuan and will be detained in school for inspection.I didn't have any money at that time, so I didn't dare to shout.

I do [-] push-ups and [-] sit-ups every day, and then I go out and run ten laps around the cemetery. When I sweat, I come to Shi Lei's tomb and take off my clothes to show her my abs.I feel like a student, except that my girlfriend, Shi Lei, will no longer fight with me like before, she is much quieter than before.If she was still alive, if I was still working here, chances are she would have proposed that we have sex next to the cemetery, which would be a crazy experience.It has the potential to make many ghosts feel jealous.

(End of this chapter)