farmhouse ditty

Chapter 58
Mrs. Liu slipped her tongue when she said this, and the lotus picked it up next to her, and the two of them continued to talk again.

The women around heard it and started nagging, "Auntie, you said that the lotus girl is justified in her nagging, and no one has arranged for such an invisible thing."

"Yes, although this fat sister-in-law is unreliable, but she talks all over the place, isn't there a sign of everything before she can arrange it?"

"No, that Zhuzi's mother-in-law couldn't get along with the men from other villages. The fat sister-in-law was shaken off, and Zhuzi's father yelled at her because he couldn't save face."

"His sister-in-law, what you said, the fat sister-in-law's talk about that vicious raccoon, is also a bit of a sign."

"Well, I think so, why don't you call her a vixen."

This time talking, the mothers-in-law and aunts who were watching the fun also gathered around, and they all started nagging, Liu felt that some mothers-in-law and aunts were looking directly at Xiuniang, squinting their eyes with contempt.

She patted her thigh, "Oh, I said how many old sisters, you just listen to me, can't you listen to what this fat sister-in-law..."

He Hua stepped over with her little feet, and took Liu's arm and pulled her to the side, "Good Sixth Sister-in-Law, He Hua knows that you are hot-hearted, then Brother Chu is your neighbor, you are right to protect his mother-in-law." Yes, but let's go to Yangcun--"

She said this with a long voice, calling the nagging mother-in-law and aunt to turn around, "Although it is a poor village, there is nothing crooked about it. My father often travels in other places, and what he hears most is boasting." Let’s go to Xiayang Village, the women in our Xiayang Village are the most decent…”

Seeing that many mothers-in-law and aunts were relieved to hear it, they nodded in agreement. Seeing that the lotus flower was almost done, she tightly inserted Liu's arm, pretending to be a little embarrassed to talk.

"Oh, what a good sixth sister-in-law, you'd better let the sisters-in-law and aunts talk about the sister-in-law of the Chu family. If something really happens tomorrow, won't this be a joke for the outsiders? Even hardcore you guys have branded your roots."

What the lotus said was really on fire, and the Wu family rolled their eyes and quarreled, "What the lotus girl said is that we can't call that field mouse Baba, it will ruin this pot of sachet porridge , let's go, let's tighten the skin on that vixen!"

Mrs. Wu yelled and took the lead to go out, but Mrs. Wu was pulled by the lotus and couldn't move her hand to stop her. Seeing more and more people walking away, she was in a hurry. She threw off the lotus vigorously and pointed at her. Shaking his arms, he said a few words intermittently, and hurriedly followed out.

"Oh, lotus girl, what are you doing? You...you did it...what did you ask that girl Xiuniang to do...Oh, how can you be so intimidating."

Seeing Mrs. Liu holding her skirt and putting it out of the house, there are more than ten or twenty women standing in front of her, with smiles on her pretty little lotus faces, walking a few steps on her little feet, and leaning against the courtyard On the door panel, waiting for the show.

Xiu Niang sat well, and suddenly saw a group of women and aunts coming in front of her, looking at all of them without a smile on their faces, and Wu Dazuizi was the leader after the end, she was taken aback for a moment, but she didn't understand smell.

She glanced at him and smiled, "Auntie"

Wu stared, "Who cares who is called aunt, do I look like an old lady!"

Xiu Niang changed her address again, "Sister-in-law?"

Wu shi waved her hand, "Shaohu recognizes relatives, my family doesn't have such a big sister-in-law like you!"

Xiuniang was happy, the words she and Wu Dazuizi said were the same as the first time they met. Seeing that something was wrong, she looked at the mothers-in-law and aunts in front of her one by one, but few of them were familiar to her. Yes, those she can name are at the end.

When it was over, Mrs. Liu came over, but asked those people to stop her. After thinking about it, Xiuniang secretly strengthened her courage and said to Mrs. Wu, "What's the matter, you still want to pinch me today?" Is there a fight?"

Seeing that Xiuniang didn't panic, Wu didn't move forward, "Pinch whatever you want, you know how to use brute force like a moth, I'm here to talk to you today."

Xiu Niang was relieved when she heard that, it's not the best way to choke, but if it really is, she's not afraid of it, at worst, she smacks her head and slaps her face to choke her, and only hits the shouter.

She said forcefully, "Okay, you talk, I'll listen."

Wu shi squinted at the people around her, and seeing that they were all winking at her, she cleared her throat and shouted loudly, she just wanted to let that foxy cunt know what is a local householder and what is an outsider.

"You, from Chu Ge's family, take off the clothes on your body, don't make it embarrassing!"

Xiu Niang paused, then giggled.

Then Mrs. Wu looked angrily, and her voice became louder, "What are you laughing at!"

Xiu Niang pursed her lips, "What you said is ridiculous, can I not laugh, I'm following what you said, telling you to take off the clothes with the skirt on your body, and put on your three-danger's open crotch pants out of sight."

The mother-in-law and aunt next to her also laughed, and Wu Shi bit her lip and said to her, "What are you talking about, I'm talking about you wearing fancy clothes, and seeing Tian Fang showing off in the village, what do you want to do?" ?”

Xiu Niang got up and took a look at herself, "Glamourous? No way, my body is made of pure cotton material, very clean. If someone splashes some dirty water on me, they will be able to see it right away."

Mrs. Wu listened for a while, "What do you mean? You mean I buried you?"

Xiu Niang smiled, sat down and continued to pat the mud spots on the hem of the skirt, "Oh, sister-in-law, why don't you speak slowly, watching the spit spit on the stars."

Anyone with ears can tell that Wu is angry, Xiuniang is secretly talking about Wu's dirty mouth.

She was angry and annoyed, but she just couldn't come up with a tactful word, and kept mumbling, thinking about what to say in her mind, "You...you...don't be silly, your clothes... Yes, with your clothes, what else can you do with your clothes like this except to show off your figure!"

Seeing this, Mrs. Wu was in a hurry, and Xiu Niang was even more idle, "What's wrong with me dressed like this? I dressed like this, I still cook and wash clothes, and I dressed like this, I still raise chickens upside down. Is there a problem?"

Xiuniang was smooth-talking, and her words were smooth and nice, which suppressed Wu so much that she couldn't open her mouth, "This...you...you..."

A thin and tall auntie looked at her and patted Wu Shi first, telling her to slow down, and then she came up to talk about it by herself.

"I'm talking about Chu Ge's family. You don't dress like a worker here. Look at us, we wear linen clothes, and we don't sweat in the sun. We work vigorously."

"Look at you, your body is wrapped in cotton cloth, you see Tianfang wandering around in the village, don't you want the eyeballs of those old and young men to stick to you? Do you think so?"

Xiu Niang raised her eyes to look at the person who came, and felt that the tall and thin woman looked familiar. When she saw the man waving his hands after speaking, she remembered that this tall and thin woman was the one who tried to get close to her in the bamboo forest earlier. bit.

That old woman first used the pretense of doing chores, and then she sat aside and watched her dig bamboo shoots, and then she shook her face and walked away when she saw what she was doing.

The thin and tall aunt looked at Xiuniang and stopped talking, she was very proud, thinking that this time she finally suppressed this foxy raccoon, okay, she has to find a small revenge today, and calculate a small account .

Remembering that last month, there was a rumor in the village that bamboo seedlings were good for money, so she went up the mountain to dig bamboo seedlings, but in the bamboo forest, she asked that foxy fox to set up a trick to fool her. Round bamboo seedlings.

She dug a lot that time with all her strength, and when she was done, she asked her man to sell it in the town, but she couldn't get rid of it for several days, so she came back and gave her a good meal.

The thin and tall aunt was chattering with the women around her, while Xiu Niang looked at her and said with a smile, "Look at what my sister-in-law said, you've turned the boat over with this pole."

The tall and thin woman was taken aback, "What, what do you mean by that?"

Xiu Niang said, "Didn't you just say that all the old and young men in the village have their eyeballs on me, so why are they working and returning home? Could it be that they smell it through their noses? Then this What's up?"

The tall and thin woman said something casually, and then hurriedly stopped, "You don't even know that, those who rely on their noses to find their way are animals..."

Xiu Niang looked at her with a smile, and said, "Follow what my sister-in-law said, if all the big brothers and uncles in the village are so heartless, why did they find you all to marry? Don't you mean they have no eyesight?"

The tall and thin lady bit her tongue anxiously, "You foxy fox... ouch." She couldn't say a word, couldn't say anything about Xiuniang, and even bit her own tongue, staring at her bitterly. With a glance, he leaned back.

All the women in the surroundings whispered, looking at the two just now, they were talking in a slippery way in the village, and they didn't say a few words to them this time, but called themselves "spit" a few times. ".

Mrs. Liu has been asking her to get along with her all the time. Seeing such a situation, she felt relieved, so she didn't suffer from Xiuniang's lip service. The two mouths were tightly shut, but it was enjoyable.

The women and aunts who will be by Mrs. Liu's side also listened to it. There were so many people just now, they were thinking about not participating in this matter. Although they had a bad relationship with Xiu Niang earlier, but now it is Xiu Niang's style. No, they don't need to go with others and talk together, there is no need to get involved.

The women around were a little bit reconciled, they were uncomfortable looking at Xiuniang like that, some of them were still thinking about what to say, and the two of them moved their feet to move forward.

Seeing that, Xiu Niang spoke first. If she came one by one, she would be tired and fainted.

She got up and walked to the front, and said seriously, "Big sisters, sisters-in-law and aunts, I don't know why Xiuniang offended everyone today and asked you to get together and chat with me, but some scumbags in the village made up I have some bad things that make everyone upset?"

This time the mothers-in-law and aunts were silent, Xu Shixiu Niang had reached the point, she looked around and saw Liu Shi put her head back and nodded to herself.

Xiu Niang thought about it and continued, she smiled, "I think everyone knows that this person's mouth, like that big back buttocks, grows on their own bodies, that fart wants to Just put it wherever you want, and people can say whatever they want, no one can control it, but we can't let the stench enter our own ears, it's not comfortable to see anyone after it's over , seeing everyone upset..."

What Xiuniang said was true, and the mothers-in-law and aunts in the surroundings also made sense. The two of them stared at each other, not saying nothing, but it was hard to talk about it.

She looked at it and said, "Well, take advantage of this moment, let everyone speak clearly, what is the reason why everyone hates me so much?"

The mothers-in-law and aunts around were muttering after hearing this, and suddenly said this sentence, "You're right, who told you to hook up with Ji Laoliu!"

(End of this chapter)