farmhouse ditty

Chapter 59

A black-faced auntie came forward with a basket on her shoulders and saw many people blocking the door of Lao Gao's house. Seeing that there was something exciting to look for, she slipped into the auntie's pile with the basket in her hand.

When she heard what Xiuniang was talking about, she curled her lips and put her hands on her stomach, grinning and saying, "You're right, who told you to hook up with Ji Laoliu!"

Xiu Niang, who was standing steadily, suddenly heard this sentence, slipped and almost fell to the ground, she hurriedly supported the stone pier to stand firmly.

Mrs. Liu paused, pushed through the crowd and walked to Xiuniang, "What the hell!"

Xiu Niang opened her mouth and was speechless, she was stunned for a moment, Liu Shi met her dumbfounded look, the two of them glanced at each other, and then turned to those aunts and aunts in unison, yelling vigorously Say a word.

"Mother, who said that just now!"

"Mother, who said that just now!"

I remember that there was a tune earlier, which was specifically joking about the loud voice of the mother-in-law. This one mother-in-law is not afraid of shouting, two mother-in-laws are lying on willow trees, three mother-in-laws are lying on the bridge, and four mother-in-laws are boasting. It's talking about a woman's shrill voice.

Xiuniang and Liu Shi howled out their voices, their high-pitched voices really shocked many people, they all looked back and let the mother-in-law who was talking just now come out up.

The black-faced woman stared blankly, watching the big guy come over, she doesn't know what's going on?

Mrs. Liu turned her head and saw someone, pointed at her, "Okay, it's you!" She searched for it, and the women and aunts around gave way.

The black-faced woman didn't expect Mrs. Liu to rush over, "What, what, what are you doing?"

Mrs. Liu pointed at her, "Mother Muzi, what are you doing, why did you even pour dirty water on my sixth son!"

Seeing that Mrs. Liu couldn't hold back her anger and went to talk to the old woman, Xiuniang didn't have much anger, she just thought it was funny, and she murmured to herself, don't want that good Chu Ge in her house, she Will think about hooking up with the sixth son of that season.

Xiuniang thought she didn't go forward to join in the quarrel, and she couldn't say what she said just now, or it would hurt both Liu and her. Fortunately, the sixth sister-in-law is from the village, so tell her to talk, She put it aside and watched for a while.

The black-faced woman saw that the conversation turned to herself, and everyone looked at her, but she was a little panicked.

She moved her feet and turned her back, "A-It wasn't me who hooked up... Oh no, it's not me talking about it, it's not my fault."

Mrs. Liu grinned and muttered, and the continuous cannon words came out like steam from the boiling kettle.

"It's not what you are talking about with your mouth. You don't know that farts can be farted and words can't be said nonsense. You are talking nonsense here, who is hooking up with my sixth child? I have never made anyone dirty since I was a child, you are treating me like a dead person, you are ruining me..."

After hearing this, Xiuniang remembered that Ji Laoliu's family was a well-known Qing family in the village, and the three generations of his ancestors had never had any fame. No wonder the old lady told her that the Liu family was better than herself. Anxious to get angry.

Under Liu's nagging, the old woman couldn't even utter a word.

This time, a sweet voice stopped Liu Shi, "Oh my good sister-in-law Liu, why are you making such a big fuss?"

In the past, Xiuniang thought it was very cute when she heard this voice, but now she thinks it's boring.

The lotus came out out of nowhere, she took Liu Shi's arm, pointed at the black-faced woman and said, "Good sister-in-law Liu, that's not what Aunt Muzi meant. We all know about your famous family background, Brother Six Of course I wouldn’t do anything of the sort, I’m just not sure...the other people are dishonest.”

At the end of her talk, she still didn't forget to take a look at Xiuniang, so that the black-faced woman saw her, and hurriedly said, "Oh, that's okay, you from the old six's family, don't just start scolding before you understand. Isn’t that just talking about the unreasonable people?”

Well, the water in the river, the mouth of the mother-in-law, and the fish swaying wherever they go, after the lotus flower pointed out, the quarrel was pointed at her again.

Xiu Niang sighed annoyedly, did she commit an offense today, she didn't read the almanac when she went out, why this shit happened one after another.

She looked at the lotus flower and said with a smile, "Isn't this the lotus girl, why don't you come across the village today when you have time?"

Lotus also smiled, "Sister-in-law is good, isn't the Gao family busy with dowry, I just came here to watch the excitement."

Xiu Niang nodded, "That's right, catch up and learn as well, so that you don't know what to do when you find your in-law's family in the future."

He Hua sneered, "Don't bother my sister-in-law, you should take care of yourself, otherwise the marriage in Yangcun will make a family break up."

Xiu Niang looked at her and smiled, "What's the matter, if there is a broken-up family, are you still thinking about taking over?"

He Hua raised her eyebrows when she heard this, and said slowly, "You don't care about this."

Xiu Niang accepted the smiling face, and sighed slightly, "Oh, this old saying is good, it is better to tear down a temple than break a marriage, I said, sister, why don't you think about it, and think of being a pawn for others when you see the sky." Continue the room."

Lotus sullenly said, "You!"

Xiu Niang said, "What's the matter, am I wrong, or why are you thinking about which one will succeed and which one will fall apart."

He Hua glared at Xiu Niang, "You mother-in-law is talking nonsense, aren't you afraid that someone will pull out your tongue!"

Xiu Niang smiled, "I'm afraid, why not, but if you want to pull it out, you should first pull out those tongue-chewing ones."

Some women pursed their lips this time, Xiu Niang looked at it and said, "By the way, Sister Lotus, if there is nothing to do in the future, you should stop coming to Xiayang Village. Who are you thinking about?" I know, but I’m afraid it won’t work in this life, so try it in your next life.”

People in both villages know that this lotus is rare, but now it was Xiu Niang who mentioned it, and told her to stop thinking about it. Gossip.

He Hua looked around her eyes, feeling angry and ashamed at once, but she couldn't reply for a while, her big eyes were foggy again, so she listened to the woman's persuasion, and cursed hard and ran away.

The provocateur has gone, and it's good to make people disperse, but Xiu Niang feels that the plaster will not work, and the pus will not be pulled out, so she hastened to strike while the iron is hot, and put some of her own gossip on the wrong side. hold.

She pointed at the dark-faced woman, "You, what were you nagging about just now? Who did you say I hooked up with? Your eyes saw it..."

The black-faced woman took a few steps back and muttered, "Hey, hey, don't come after me, I also listened to that fat sister-in-law talking about it, she was talking about it by the dry pond at the east end of the village just now. ..."

This dry pond is in the middle of the village, closer to the end of the village. The villagers used to store water and save it for watering crops, but later the big guy moved the field outside, so the pond was no longer needed, and it fell into disrepair over time. dried up.

After listening to this, Xiuniang thought about it, and then turned around and said to those mothers-in-law, "I say big sisters, sisters-in-law and aunts, if you want to have fun, follow me!"

After almost a bag of cigarettes, a group of people went to the end of the village and came to Hanchizi. There were many trees around that area, and the women who had nothing to do just sat and chatted with each other.

Xiu Niang was silent all the time, she walked over after looking for someone, the fat sister-in-law was leaning against a tree branch, and she was talking there with the two women.

Seeing Xiuniang and the others this time, the two mothers-in-law and aunts paused, and then slowly backed away.

And the fat sister-in-law didn't panic when she looked at it, as if she had seen too much, which presumably meant that there were too many lice and no worries, and she looked at Xiuniang and smiled, "Oh, isn't this From the Chu Ge family, why are you looking for me?"

Xiu Niang murmured, "It seems sister-in-law knows that I'm coming to look for you."

The fat sister-in-law grinned, her face getting bigger and bigger, "I knew right away that it was not a good thing to tell the truth. Someone will come to me sooner or later."

Xiu Niang listened, "To tell the truth? I think you are farting. You will find comfort for yourself. Why don't you just ignore your mouth and pull it whenever you see a pit. Don't worry about it when it's over." With rubbing."

Fat sister-in-law didn't expect Xiuniang to scold her head and face as soon as she came, "You stinky bastard, your mouth should be clean, you started talking nonsense before all your teeth came in, who doesn't know about your family's crap, At that time, the sixth son used it as a joke at night."

Mrs. Liu paused, looked at Xiuniang, and said to the fat sister-in-law, "You bitch, don't be like that pig-nosed and mouthed woman. You're going to give in to whatever you see."

The fat sister-in-law put her hips on her hips and yelled at Mrs. Liu, "What's wrong with me, even if I have a pig's mouth and nose, I still have dirty water, dare you say that you didn't nag, this Xiuniang has been married to Chu Ge for two months , but she is still a big girl with yellow flowers."

As she spoke, she nagged to the mother-in-law and aunt on the side, "Hey, tell me, old lady, this man saw a big girl sleeping under the quilt, and nothing happened, but that Chugo Can't the kid do it?"

Xiu Niang looked at the fat sister-in-law, and said in a cold voice, "Damn fat woman, Chu Ge is my man, what are you doing about the matter of us lying under the quilt, even if I don't care, that's fine." It's not your turn to think about it!"

She wanted to talk about it in the dirty, but Xiu Niang just picked it up in the dirty.

This time, some bad-mouthed women and aunts also laughed, "Oh, I'm so ashamed to death, so whoever can make it, this fat sister-in-law knows it all."

Everyone in the village laughed at what he said, so after talking about everything, the fat sister-in-law became red-eyed when she saw it, and pointed at Xiuniang and cursed.

"If it wasn't for your Chuge's failure, you would be able to stand up and run to hook up with the sixth son of that season..."

"How capable do you think you are? You think that Chugo asked you to pass the door because of you. Now, no one in the whole village knows. Your father is so smart that he tricked Chugo to death. If he didn't He won't allow him to marry you for any reason, if you didn't have your father holding the rope, Chu Ge ordered you not to... Ouch!"

The fat sister-in-law let out a howl, and saw an ax coming towards her...

(End of this chapter)