come on!you are the fattest

Chapter 12 My friend, have you ever thought of me?

〔one〕

Even though I told Komatsuko that I am the best version of myself now, I am worthy of anyone.But I spoiled Hao Zeyu invariably!I still have to change, lose weight.

Shut up, open your legs, and move towards a better self.I signed up for a fitness card and tossed on the treadmill for an hour every day. I stopped eating staple food, only ate salad at noon, and skipped lunch. I logged in on the fitness software every day and shared it with others. Day1, Day2, and Day3 made me feel like I don't need to shit, I have chlorophyll on my body, and I feel full when I stand under the sun.

When I see people, they ask me if I’m thin. Once they tell me that I’m getting fatter, I’m wronged. I’m losing weight. Can’t you skinny people give me some encouragement?Gradually, I couldn't listen to the truth. I would rather be lied to and said that I was thinner than to hear that I was fat.

There was an intern in the company who said behind my back that I was a fat pig. In the past, my personality would laugh and pounce on him and pinch his face to tease him. Now I will find fault and throw the manuscript in his face, and scold him like a mother-in-law, "You will Don’t know how to write publicity drafts? Have Hao Zeyu’s boyfriend exploded? Do you have the brains to use Hao Zeyu’s routine that was chewed up 200 years ago! Take it back and rewrite it!”

Lao Niu liked this kid very much at first, but when he became a full-time employee, I didn’t want this intern at all. When Lao Niu asked why, I faltered and said that the kid’s eyes were always wandering, and he didn’t look like a serious person.

Lao Niu nodded and said, Sister Fuzi, you can do as you see fit.Hearing what he said, I was in so much pain that Lao Niu really had a relationship with me, and he had already spoken to me in written words such as "you, please, thank you".

In front of Hao Zeyu, I expressed my emotions unscrupulously, saying that my best years were when I was a writer and wrote a promotional manuscript for Lao Niu for [-] yuan.And when I was unemployed, Lao Niu took the initiative to lend me money...

I was immersed in the memories of supporting each other with the Lao Niu sisters, and murmured the lines of "Half Life": "We can't go back."

Hao Zeyu wondered: "Where do you want to go? Is something wrong with losing weight?"

I was angry, so I rushed forward and bit his arm hard, originally to vent my anger, but I couldn't help but take a second bite—I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and the smell of human flesh is also good.

He hurt and laughed, thinking I was flirting.

It made me sadder and I yelled, "You don't understand me!"

He smiled and imitated me, and roared back, "I understand what you do, as long as I love you."

I went to have dinner with Peng Song, and after talking about this, Peng Song got annoyed and said, "There are so many twists and turns about you and Aunt Niu, of course he doesn't understand as a straight man."

"Then why do you understand?" After I asked, I suddenly realized, "Yes, you are not a straight man..."

He stood up and was about to leave, "I think it's better for me to live with you!"

I stopped him, "Sister is wrong, sister is wrong! My only joy in life now is complaining about your sexual orientation. If you ignore me, Xiao Songzi, I have nothing to live for." After coaxing him for a long time, I still care about myself the most and asked him, "Say, what should I do?"

"It stands to reason that Aunt Niu should have had a relationship with you. Hao Zeyu is his cash cow, and you are the girlfriend of the cash cow. He has some things to talk about, which hurts his financial resources. You want as many good sisters as you want. He is the only artist who can make money, he is too unprofessional if he is not polite to you."

I cried with a sad face, "In my heart, I will always be Lao Niu's slave, the sun and the moon can learn from each other."

"Okay, don't bother the sun and the moon with such a small matter. If he can really be polite to you all the time, I also think highly of him! Just him? He can't learn how to speak honey and swords in his whole life, so he just keeps his bowels, and he just pretends to be with you In a few days, you just wait for him to call you a bitch."

I clasped my hands together, "I hope this day will come soon, the old cow doesn't scold me for several days, my skin is itchy."

"You need to scold me earlier, let me scold you, why does Xiaoyu not understand you? Our parents don't understand you, I have known you for so many years, I still don't understand you, why do you ask others to understand you ?”

"But he's my boyfriend!"

"You're just looking for trouble. Those little boyfriends of yours didn't understand you, they ignored you. You're so happy to lose money. When you meet someone with a good temper like Hao Zeyu, you Are there more stink problems?"

"It's not me finding fault. Those ex-boyfriends didn't treat me so well in the beginning. But look at Hao Zeyu, I used to fart, and he could tell what I was thinking by smelling it, but when we were together, His IQ was off the line. I said nothing, but he still attributed it to my psychological problems due to weight loss."

He found out the news from my words, and he was very interested, "Losing weight? Oh, are you still losing weight?"

"I check in to lose weight in Moments every day, can't you see it?"

"I can't see it, I blocked you a long time ago."

I got angry, "Why!"

"I don't want to look at your circle of friends. Look at what you post. You talk to yourself mentally every day. Dogs hate people. Your mental state is really worrying recently. You were very happy before, but after being with Hao Zeyu, You are very sensitive, you feel compassionate every day, and you look at the special mourning. I was wondering, Xiaoyu treats you well, and your life is going well, where did this disease come from?"

I was shocked, "No way, why did I give you such an impression? I am very happy now, bathed in love every day, if my dad hadn't objected, I would have turned into a monkey jumping into the sky long ago!"

He shook his head, "I really don't think you are happy. You used to come to me for big things, but now you can talk to me about this trivial matter. That is, if I kiss you, most people think you are mentally ill."

I looked at the sky speechlessly, "You're really right, I'm too embarrassed to tell others about these things, what's wrong with me, how did I become like this?"

Xiao Songzi took my hand and said comfortingly, "Sister, my sister, who has never enjoyed happiness in my life, has just had a good few days, let's not be hypocritical, and still be as silly and optimistic as before, can't I? "

I muttered to myself and continued to play "Half Life": "We can't go back..."

Peng Song slapped him and called out, "Then go to hell!"

Hey, after becoming a celebrity's girlfriend, the world even deprived me of the chance to express my feelings.

How to relieve worries, only eat grass.

During lunch, the children habitually ask me first: "Boss, what do you eat? Do you still eat grass as usual?"

In the meeting room at noon, the one who accompanied the children for dinner was Hao Zeyu's new web drama.

I gnawed grass and watched them for a few days, and finally couldn't stand it anymore, "You don't have to be so dedicated..."

The children looked upright and told a hundred thousand reasons why this show is good.I was dumbfounded and didn't understand the aesthetics of children nowadays.

Lao Niu came to me, saw that we had a lively chat, and kindly asked us what we were talking about.The children were a little afraid of him, and quickly left like birds and beasts.

The old cow was dissatisfied: "What are you afraid of me doing?"

Originally, I wanted to say, "Who made your mouth so poisonous!" But I was afraid to say it, because the old cow has too many thoughts.So the answer was very official: "You are the boss, you have dignity."

Next, regarding Hao Zeyu's inexplicable popularity, we had a conversation that was so fake that it didn't speak human language.

I can imagine that tonight's "News Network" will record our meeting like this: "Regarding Hao Zeyu's recent development, the president of Niu Meili Entertainment Co., Ltd., Lao Niu, had a cordial conversation with Fuzi, the publicity director. Niu The general manager said that since Hao Zeyu signed the contract, with the joint efforts of both parties, Hao Zeyu's acting career has made great progress. President Niu attaches great importance to the relationship with Director Fu and is willing to work with her to usher in a better future. Director Fu said that since joining Since the company, the friendly cooperation between the two parties has continued to deepen, and the bilateral relationship has been elevated to a new level of comprehensive strategic partnership. Both parties have a grand development agenda, and should support each other, meet challenges together, and develop together. Director Fuzi is willing to work together with President Niu to promote bilateral cooperation The relationship continues to be friendly and moving forward..."

When it came to the end, I vomited directly, the kind of vomit that tears and snot flowed together.

Lao Niu pretended to comfort him, "Fuzi, what's wrong with you? Do you need me to call 120?"

I howled in pain, "Lao Niu, let's go back to the past! I'm born to be cheap, I can't stand you being polite to me!"

Lao Niu still pretended not to understand, "Fuzi, what are you talking about, who is being polite to you?"

I plopped down on my knees and hugged Lao Niu's thigh, "I am your servant in life, and I will be your little devil in death. Don't give up on me, Lao Niu..." At this time, my throat sank and I vomited again—the most recent Eating grass every day, I, a carnivore, have a discordant spleen and stomach.

I accidentally vomited on the old cow who was wearing Hermes today. He got angry and kicked me to the side, "I have to return this clothes tag if I didn't pick it up! You fucking sprayed me all over... "

Hearing this familiar vulgar curse with literary grace, I was so surprised that I burst into tears, and felt comfortable physically and mentally!I'm also cheap enough.

I have reconciled with Lao Niu as before, and the past few days have passed like glue. When the clingy king Hao Zeyu's series of phone calls came, I told you to get up and don't disturb my date with Lao Niu.

Lao Niu smiled and said yes, he is so impatient with big stars.

I continued to express my loyalty, "What are men! Sisters are the most important thing, I will always be Lao Niu's henchman..."

Lao Niu couldn't take it anymore, so he gave me another kick. After the kick, he was still a little depressed, "Hey, I don't think I can be a big manager."

"Big manager, is it harder to kick people?" I asked while rubbing my aching butt.

"The big manager should at least be like "The Legend of Zhen Huan". On the surface, they are sisters and sisters, but behind the scenes, they will make troubles, play tricks, compete for resources, and grab wealth. I really want to be like that, how enjoyable it is." Lao Niu Confess to me sincerely, "But look at me, in the past few days, you were uncomfortable, and I was also uncomfortable. My 200-jin body, which is more than [-] pounds, can't suppress the rectum of an old lady from the Northeast. I guess I am in "The Legend of Zhen Huan" "I can't survive three episodes."

It was the first time I heard Lao Niu being so lyrical, and I was a little moved.Xiao Songzi also said the day before yesterday that I have a good life but I like to think about it, and the old cow who dares to love is also thinking about it with my sister these days.

"Old Niu, the feelings you express today are really boring. Why do you want to live like "Zhen Huan Biography", you are now just relying on your energy to hate all human beings. You have made a lot of noise, you have opened such a big company, and you have made Hao Zeyu so popular, how amazing you are..."

The old cow wanted to tear my mouth apart, "Didn't we both speak human language after the agreement is made!"

I dodged, "I really do! Life is so good now, from now on you just be yourself, fight hard, and lead me and Hao Zeyu to a better tomorrow!"

The old cow is still a little annoying.

I asked the old cow what happened.

"I don't know. It's just an inexplicable annoyance recently. I should be happy that Hao Zeyu is popular." Lao Niu sighed, "He became popular not too early or too late, and my two-year contract with him is about to expire..."

I laughed, it turns out that Lao Niu was worried about this.I patted my milk and promised, "Hao Zeyu told me yesterday that he doesn't want to change again, and it's best to have you, me and Xiaosongzi by his side all the time."

The old cow smiled and didn't speak.

I flipped my hair, and looked like a female spy with all kinds of styles, "Lao Niu, do you want me to use a beauty trick to find out what he says—I'm on your side anyway."

The old cow kicked me again, "Go to hell! I'm just going through menopause and thinking about it, as if I told you so much, just to ask you to ask this!"

We fought hand to hand for a while, and I laughed heartlessly.But there is a voice in my heart answering: otherwise?Lao Niu is still unfamiliar with me, using a way of laughing and cursing.

After the old cow left, I was sad for three seconds, and then I was happy again.Lao Niu is still willing to use this roundabout method, which shows that he still likes our sisterhood, hehe.

Thinking of this, I laughed out loud.I am still the lucky child who always thinks in the right direction.It doesn't matter if other people change a little bit, as long as I don't change.

〔two〕

It is said that the masses must be very concerned about Hao Zeyu's life after he became popular.Going out with 1 paparazzi following?If you don't wear sunglasses, your eyes will be blinded by the flash?When you wake up in the morning and open the door, ten big producers knelt at the door with the money and begged us to accept the show?Countless vixens wearing red velvet cheongsams slit from the armpit to seduce my Hao Zeyu?
All of the above, and none of them.

Life is still the same, even we are a little idle.In the past, our busyness was all used to find a job.Now we spend all our free time picking jobs.

Lao Niu set the standard: Only the treatment of a first-line star can be worthy of Hao Zeyu.

Hao Zeyu was left a little idle, but we both had a lot more opportunities to talk about love.At his house, Hao Zeyu bit his lip and concentrated on painting my feet with nail polish.I was reading the promotional drafts submitted by the children, and my face became more and more serious, and I let out a long sigh.

Hao Zeyu asked me: "This year's birthday, what gift do you want?"

"Submachine gun."

He glanced at me and continued to paint his nails.

I asked him, "Why do I want a submachine gun, don't you want to know?"

"Do not want to know."

I rushed over and strangled him, "You must know! I want a submachine gun, and when I go back to the company, I'll kill all these kids! I've been dragging the manuscript for days, and it looks like shit!"

He backhanded me to the floor and we started judo.Maybe he lost weight recently and was a little physically exhausted, but Hao Zeyu actually gained the upper hand.

He laughed, "Okay, you, when you are the director of publicity, you still have a temper, and I hate bossy leaders like you the most!"

"If you hate me, don't be nice to me!"

"It's still exciting!" Hao Zeyu put his mouth together and wanted to kiss me.

I yelled, "You haven't brushed your teeth! Your mouth smells like cigarettes." With all my might, I turned defeat into victory and sat him down.I smiled smugly: "Little boy, you're still playing around with me, it's amazing to be popular." I started to break his legs.

He yelled, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"

"Pretending to be with me again." I tried harder, hey, why didn't he bark anymore.

I realized right away that his leg was broken during filming before.He looked pained and couldn't speak.

Feeling distressed and blaming myself, I grabbed his hand and slapped me in the face, "You hit me, you hit me, you called me a big fat pig."

I wanted to help him up, but he shook his head in pain, I lay with him on the floor and held his hand tightly, but he put my hand on his face.

I wondered: "What's wrong?"

"I miss the old cow."

"Thinking of Lao Niu in front of me, are you sick again?"

"Old Niu also broke his leg in order to borrow clothes for me - I remembered this."

"Then you promise with your body, the old cow has suffered a lot for you." Speaking of this, I remembered, "You have become a bit scary recently, and the old cow is worried that you won't renew the contract."

"He asked you to inquire about this?"

"In a very tactful way."

He smiled, "Old Niu is really funny, how popular am I?"

I got motivated, "Hey, what does it feel like to be red, can you tell me about it? I'm very curious."

"That's what happened."

I pushed him, "Hey, don't speak bureaucratically with me."

He smiled, thought about it seriously, and was a little shy, "I'm afraid that if I say it, you think I'm crazy."

"When are you not? Say it quickly."

"I really want to invite them to dinner."

"They? Who?"

"People who treated us badly before."

"What are you doing with them?"

"You have to deal with it, let them regret it, make them jealous, I'm going to poison the food, let them eat it all and die."

I can't laugh or cry.

He covered his face in embarrassment, "I'm going crazy thinking about this."

"You're crazy, I thought you'd say, you'd try harder."

"Of course I will work hard, try to play big names, try to give others face, try to step on those who treat us badly, try to seize every opportunity, become more popular, so popular that no one dares to bully us again." Seeing that I didn't talk to him, he moved his face closer, with a sinister look on his face, "How about it, are you satisfied? See how dark your boyfriend's heart is."

I moved my body back, "You scared me."

He suddenly smiled, as if asking for credit, "Does the acting look like it?"

I got angry, "I see your legs are still broken!"

We chatted for a while, and I had lingering fears from his gloomy expression just now, "Hey, what does it feel like to be red? You haven't said it yet."

He looked at me seriously, "I didn't lie to you, I really thought so. After becoming popular, I really want to take revenge on those who looked down on me in the past! And... I want to keep being popular. It's too uncomfortable not to be popular. Those grievances and I don't want to live those nights that don't want to wake up, those days that don't know where the future and hope are."

I went to find Peng Song again.If the theme last time was "We can't go back", then the theme this time is "Why everyone has changed".Dad ignored me, Lao Niu became fake and polite, Hao Zeyu became more dramatic...

Peng Song couldn't help muttering, "I haven't changed."

"You have changed the most! You have changed from a woman to a man!"

Peng Song was so angry that he wanted to leave again—this kid, if he talked to me for more than 3 minutes, this kind of scene would definitely happen.

Of course I pulled him over skillfully and explained: "I used to regard you as my sister, but after I asked you, Sapo, to lean on your shoulder and cry, I found that your shoulder is too reliable. My little pine nut is the world's most Reliable man! Let me tell you, that is to say, I am a married woman now, otherwise your sister and I will break through morality and incest with you. "

This made Peng Song disgusted, "Your sister! I'll be your sister!"

Needless to say, in terms of caring, my Xiaosongzi can catch up with any younger sister in the world. He explained to me: It’s not that everyone has changed, it’s you.

I covered my face in surprise, "Are you praising me for being thin?"

He rolled his eyes, "I can't tell if you're thin. You're becoming fearful now. You can't stand the slightest change in the people around you. What does that mean?"

"Does that mean I'm a girl again?"

"Get out! It means that you are afraid of losing. You fell in love with a celebrity and your career is on the right track. For a female loser like you who has lived a life of ups and downs for most of her life, it seems like a picked life. So you lose confidence, start to find faults, find yourself first, think that you are fat, and lose weight successfully, then immediately find faults with other people, saying that other people have changed. But think about it, it is not everyone who has changed, but you It’s changed, your life has changed. Your life used to be a pancake stand, but now your life is a Michelin restaurant, and you still use the standard of pancakes to ask for the current Michelin-starred food, of course it’s not pleasing anywhere.”

I was silent, chewing on Peng Song's words, Peng Song looked at me, smiled with great interest and said, "Next, you should ask what to do in the future?"

I rolled my eyes, "Say!"

"Can you calmly accept the changes in your life? God gave you everything now, not a pie, but what you deserve. Because you are a good woman, a good woman should deserve all the good life."

I stared at Peng Song, as if I didn't know him, suddenly looked terrified, and pointed at him, "Tear off your mask! You are not my little pine nut! Little pine nut won't praise me!"

He smiled, "Who are you, to praise you is like scolding you." He also said, "If you are willing to lose weight, then lose weight, but don't say that losing weight is to become a better self, you are already the best. It’s okay, you just don’t know it yourself.”

〔three〕

Peng Song's chicken soup warmed me up for 5 minutes. When I took the elevator downstairs, I looked at my face in the mirror. Half an hour passed - my face was too big.Whose "best self" looks like this? I can't take my brother's words to comfort me.My goal is not ambitious, at least from fat to plump.

But God probably wants me to be a fat man for the rest of my life. Seeing that I am so disobedient, he decided to show me some color.It's a shame that I fainted from hunger.

Five minutes before I fainted from hunger, Lao Niu and I were in the office discussing "what should we wear to match Hao Zeyu's red".

Lao Niu has been a bit aggressive in buying clothes recently, and he casually wears them with the down payment of a car.The old cow said calmly, all of this is for pretending, "You don't know, this has forced me to pretend for a long time. When someone asks what you are wearing, I just flick my hair and say I don't I know, you can’t afford it anyway, and if others say you’re so great, I’ll toss my hair and say I’m not too great, I’m just a manager of a superstar, earning a lot of money.”

"But you haven't made any money yet, are you spending your money now?"

He concluded: "Hao Zeyu has become so popular, I am not a fan, but I am not professional, what is 10 yuan, when Hao Zeyu becomes more popular, my pants will have gold rims!"

I nodded, "Hey, do you think I should change my image too?"

"Of course! In public, you are the publicity director of our company. In private, you are Hao Zeyu's. Although we can't tell too many people, superstars can't wear balls. Sweater, whose face are you hitting!"

"So you support my change?"

"Support! I support you with my hands up."

I stretched out my hand, "Then don't just support me verbally, give me a raise in salary—have you ever seen a publicity director with a monthly salary of 8000 yuan?"

The old cow supported his head, "Oh, I'm a little dizzy, I can't hear what you said!"

I stood up and wanted to hold the old cow, but I got up violently and fell to the ground with a "gudong".

Lao Niu said: "Don't play tricks with me, there is no way to raise your salary!"

I climbed to Lao Niu's desk, and Lao Niu laughed again, "What's the matter, do you have to pay party dues when you die?"

"Don't talk nonsense, give me the chocolate on your table."

Only then did Lao Niu believe it was true, "I thought you were just trying to lose weight for fun, but I didn't expect it to be serious!"

I just put the chocolate in my mouth, and the sweetness has not spread from my taste buds yet. When I heard this, I felt that I couldn't eat it.I spat out the chocolate and pulled out my phone to take a selfie.

The old cow didn't understand, so he asked me what I wanted to do?

I said: "This is my determination to lose weight. I want to record the touch of this moment and send it to Moments..."

Lao Niu stretched out his foot and kicked the phone aside, "Who will show you how to lose weight!"

"I posted on Moments to encourage myself, what's wrong?"

"I don't like you these days. In the morning, you sent a photo of a steamed stuffed bun with a text saying I want to eat less and lose weight. I had a salad at noon and posted a photo. I went to the gym and got two drops." Sweat, I have to post photos, check in every day on the Internet, Day1, Day2, and Day3, you spend more time posting photos than you lose weight every day, and you didn’t lose a few pounds, so you moved yourself first! It’s a good day, you starve yourself Dizzy, do you feel that you are working too hard? You work so hard, and rely on your spirit to shout every day, you can’t lose a few pounds, starve yourself to death first, you are not losing weight, you are joining a cult!"

Lao Niu ordered my favorite Korean fried chicken takeaway, and there are four flavors!He called his assistant and asked her to supervise me to finish eating, "If she doesn't eat clean, you won't come to work tomorrow!"

The takeaway came, and the old cow left. The assistant advised me, "Sister, take a few bites as a token, and don't make it difficult for me."

Facing the delicacy in the world, I cried out with tears, "I don't want to eat it!" I suddenly coughed.

The assistant asked me what was wrong, and I felt so ashamed - the fried chicken was so delicious, I salivated so much that I choked myself.

The assistant said that she used to take a Thai weight-loss drug and lost more than ten catties. Would you like to buy some for me?
I don't want it, I don't believe it, I must lose weight to prove it to this cruel world!
The assistant's boyfriend came and waited outside, I told her to leave quickly, but the assistant still stuck to his post because of the old cow's domineering power, and insisted on watching me finish eating.

I was anxious, "You child, how can you be stubborn! How can I eat it in front of you! What a shame! How can I be your boss if it spreads!"

The assistant understood in seconds, and happily withdrew.

After get off work, there is no one in the company.As the old saying goes, a gentleman is cautious about his independence, which is too much a test of willpower.Four boxes of fried chicken are like four beautiful men, waiting for me to observe.I was wandering on the border of morality, and I stretched my hand into the air.

Unexpectedly, the assistant came in again.

I was so angry that she ran into such a shameful scene of me, so she smashed the jar, grabbed a chicken leg and put it in her mouth, "I'm eating it! I'm eating it! You're going to kill me!"

"No, sister, you'd better swallow this piece of meat, or I'll feel uneasy."

With a sudden stroke of my heart, I moved my teeth casually, a chicken leg disappeared into this world, and a bone was born.With tears in my eyes, I said, "Let's go!"

She was relieved, put down one of my couriers, and left.

Forget it, since you broke the precept, let’s continue eating.As soon as I picked up the second chicken leg and put it in my mouth, I glanced at the express delivery, what is it?

After opening it, I felt sad.Famous Juice Weight Loss Package!It is claimed that only drinking this juice for three days can lose weight!Don't come early, don't come late, don't come at this time!God, you are going to play me to death!

I reluctantly put down the chicken legs and tried my luck.Fuzi, you should be calm, you are the best version of yourself...

Four boxes of chicken legs were tempting me again, and I started to do squats hard.When you feel that you can't make it through, you have to do squats. This is a little trick for Fuzi's life.

Hey, why do you want to eat chicken legs more and more?You can’t eat it. Think about it. In order to lose weight recently, you have lost constipation. Every time you poop, it stinks.Oh, by the way, once you worked too hard and developed an anal fissure, Hao Zeyu even bought you medicine.Oh my god, such a good boyfriend and good-looking, can't you give him a thin and beautiful girlfriend?

Do your best!There was a drive within me, strong enough to resist all temptations.

I threw the fried chicken away, still not relieved, picked up the garbage bag, and threw it into the big garbage can in the stairwell!Go fried chicken!I have already moved on!What I love right now are diet juices!

However, after drinking half a bottle, I feel sad again. I don’t eat good fried chicken and drink this bad juice. I’m so miserable!When I looked at the table, I was shocked again. There are still five bottles?Can't eat anything in the next few days, just rely on drinking these bottles to survive?I remember when I ordered this package, Lao Niu, the queen of weight loss failure, said that he had seen two people who could drink for three days in his life. Those two people were well-known entertainment predators in the industry. will.

I asked myself, Fuzi, are you successful?I slammed the juice in my hand against the wall.I'm not!I just want to eat a few bites of fried chicken loser!

I ran into the stairwell and started rummaging through the trash can.gone!Cleaning just changed the garbage bag!The wrapper of the fried chicken was out there alone, just like me alone.

I picked up the box, and it still had fried chicken broth on it, and I licked it, crying bitterly.The corridors are full of echoes of my crying, and every sound wave is saying: Isn’t it fun to be a fat Fuzi?Why did you make yourself so embarrassed?

Lao Niu was right, I just joined a cult called weight loss, I was moved by nothing, and then I gave up on myself.

I continued to do squats, and after 5 minutes, I calmed down and went back to wipe the juice-stained wall.

Forget it, I won't lose weight, I won't embarrass myself, let me be a fat man who eats fried chicken every day.

I want to find someone to express my distress.

Hao Zeyu is making an announcement... Forget it, I can't tell him, he's been watching jokes about my weight loss for the past few days.

Or look for my little pine nuts.

I called Xiaosongzi several times, and he pressed the phone for me. I was so mad, this is my sister-in-law talking about it!
The company is quite close to his house, so I went directly downstairs to his house, and sure enough, the lights were on!

I entered the corridor with my neighbor, pressed the combination lock very skillfully, and shouted as soon as I entered the door, "Xiao Songzi! Come out and chat with my sister for a while..."

Peng Song, half naked, ran out wrapped in a blanket, with a panicked expression on his face, "Why are you here?"

"What the hell are you pretending to be at home, and you still don't answer my phone, let me tell you, I decided not to lose weight..." I sensed that something was wrong, "Why don't you wear clothes at home!" I suddenly realized, "Are you masturbating?" ?”

Suddenly, there was movement in the bedroom.

I froze for a few seconds, then gradually smiled—actually, it would be more appropriate to say cheaply.

I suddenly gave Peng Song a monkey picking peach, and Xiao Songzi cried out in pain, "You are sick!"

I smiled, "It's big."

Hey, why am I so talkative, with a pun.I was excited to go to the master bedroom, but Peng Song pushed me out the door.

I still happily asked: "What are you doing! You have to let me meet, is it younger siblings or brother-in-law?"

"What the hell are you looking for from me?"

"Oh, I don't want to lose weight, what do you think?"

Peng Song turned pale with anger, "Very good, very good, you are suitable to be a pig. Are you all right? Goodbye! Don't show up in front of me for the rest of your life, go away..."

Bang, he closed the door, and I haven't said my caring words.

When I went out of the corridor, the wind blew, and it made me so lonely.I stopped losing weight, and no one shared such a big news.

I yelled, oh my god, I'm so mad.Yes, mom, I also have a mom.

〔Four〕

Dad got out of the car at night, and Mom was looking for things alone at home, and the house was in ruins. Seeing that I came back, she asked me to help her find a work permit.I searched for a long time and couldn't help complaining, "Mom, what kind of bus tickets are you selling? You are suitable to be a female spy. If you want to hide the information, no one will find it, including yourself."

I found a lot of things from prehistoric civilization, my homework book when I was a child, the cultural shirt from the year Hong Kong was handed over to the motherland, my grandmother's thimble, my mother's "Beijing March [-]th Red Banner Bearer" certificate, my grandfather's mimeographed family tree of the Fu family...

I like it, awesome, not a single thing of value.

Mom took out a kraft paper bag from the back of the closet, and I leaned over it, "Take it apart quickly, if it is the deed of our old Fu's house before the founding of New China, it will be very valuable!"

As soon as I opened it, there was a red velvet booklet, and my mother smiled.

"What is this?"

"Photo album."

When it was opened, it was a baby who was so fat that he couldn't find his eyes, and he just looked down on me.

Mom started talking about the past.When I was born, I weighed ten pounds and three ounces, and I was the second fattest newborn in Beijing. The doctor said that giving birth to this child is like giving birth to Nezha, and it may become a big shot in the future.

I shook my head, "Who wants to be a big shot, it's too hard to get ahead, it's not worth it."

"You don't want to raise your eyebrows?"

"It's too hard, people who hate me, no matter how hard I try, they won't be impressed by me. People who like me, no matter how lazy I am, they will love me." I leaned on my mother's shoulder and winked at her.

Mom flicked my forehead, "You are worthless."

I smiled, a few hours ago, I was still a promising woman, I was heartbroken in order to lose weight, so I returned to my original nature so quickly.I sighed, and flipped through the photo album. There was a photo of a beautiful woman with a slap on her face. She was so pretty.

Ma ran her hands over the photo like gold.

I asked, "Who is this?"

Mom said, "Me."

I laughed, "Don't be ridiculous! People always behave like this!"

Looking through the photo album again, the second half is full of photos of this woman. When I turned to the end, I was shocked.I saw a fat man taking a photo with this woman.This fat man is so easy to recognize. When Dad was young, he had more hair than he does now.I looked at Mom, then at the photo, and finally found traces of Mom in the woman's eyebrows.I used to say that I was as fat as two people, but this is what my mother said.

I yelled: "Mom! Have you been irradiated? How did you become what you are today?"

Mom gave me a slap, and added a literary accent, "Who made me like this? Years!"

When my grandma was alive, she once complained that my mother was thin and beautiful before she got married, but she has become fatter and fatter since she married my father.I never believed it.My grandma's body is like Shijingshan, and my aunt's body is like Xishan Xiangshan.my mother?Mount Lu, viewed horizontally as a ridge and side as a peak.

I looked at the photo carefully, "It looks like Gong Li, but a thinner Gong Li."

Mom rolled her eyes, "When I looked good, there was nothing wrong with Gong Li." Talking about the glory days of the past, Mom's face was bright, "I walked with my chin on the ground back then..."

"Are you walking upside down?" I interrupted.

Mom raised her head and stretched her neck, like a stupid swan, "I walk with my face up like this every day."

"Yo, are you looking for a fight like this?"

"That's right! Everyone thinks I'm a dancer. That year we performed in the public transportation system. I, a solo dancer! Do you know the concept of a solo dancer? The one who sang solo in the Spring Festival Gala this year is famous now. Back then, he was crowded in the chorus In the team, the whole face can’t be seen clearly in the group photo. As for me, the photo of me dancing alone was published in the "Beijing Evening News", so big!" Mom compared with her hands.

"It turns out that my mother was an Internet celebrity back then. Disrespect and disrespect, the man who chased you has to line up from the zoo to Babaoshan, right?"

"Quantity is nothing, the key is high quality! The handsome guy from the film studio, the second generation from the military compound, and a few million-dollar households who made their fortunes in Guangzhou by throwing away clothes!"

"Then your vision is not very good, why did it fall into my father's hands?"

"Your father is so brave. Others chased me, they all came to Wen, watched a movie, sent a handkerchief, wrote a love letter-eight out of ten copied Wang Guozhen, and your father came directly to Wu, I When I was dancing on the stage for the curtain call, he came up to deliver flowers and kissed me forcefully."

I became interested, "I can't tell, my dad was so enthusiastic back then."

"Enthusiasm? That's not enthusiasm, that's life-threatening! In the 20s, holding hands was considered life-long, and he dared to kiss a flower in front of so many people! Isn't this a hooligan? A group of me in the audience Fans immediately sent him to the police station. In the end, I saved the hero with a beauty—although your father is a bear when he dies. But when I saw the battle, he was so troubled that he was shot. I think it’s better to let your father go. I and The police said that we were friends and we were having a fight, and he wanted to reconcile with me, it was all a misunderstanding."

I felt a pang of regret in my heart, "Huh? You just handed yourself over like this?"

"How is it possible! I fished him out, he owes me a favor, why should I be nice to him!"

"But you didn't get married in the end!"

"That's your aunt's fault! That year our unit's skating competition was held on the ice in Houhai. She insisted on following, so she followed. Skating on places where the ice is thicker, she was fine. No one was skating anywhere. When it encountered thin ice, it cracked and she fell into the water."

"and then?"

"I yelled for a long time, and there was a large group of young men around, shouting for help, help, but no one did anything. This made me so angry, my own sister, I will save myself! I threw myself into the water."

"Mom, if I remember correctly, you are a landlubber, and my watery nature can follow you."

"Who says it's not! But my sister is in the water. If she drowns, I won't be alive! I supported your aunt, but your aunt was still thumping about, and she threw me to the bottom. I thought it was over, but I jumped off the man, first saved your aunt, and then picked me up..."

"Is this man my father?"

"Your father came to deliver food to me, just in time."

"He rescued you, and you are so moved that you agree with him?"

"Moving is moving, I can say thank you at most. But your dad is so cool, don't say thank me, I know you bother me. I deliver food to you every day, but you don't eat a bite. Seeing you fall into the water, I think I must I have to rescue you, otherwise you would leave without eating the food I cooked, and my life would be miserable."

"Oh, I'm quite proud. I think it's hard to say that I love you."

"Who says no! After talking about this, your dad is leaving, his body is covered with ice, and he didn't forget to hand me the lunch box, saying hurry up, the food is cold, you take a bite, and I won't bother you anymore You. Then I opened the insulated lunch box and fried octopus! Croquettes! Hey, that smells delicious—you know how terrible your grandma’s cooking is.”

"From now on, you have been on the thief ship, and you have been fed like today."

I touched my mother's photo, which was a pity, "I thought your love story was about a fat man loving a fat man, but I didn't think it was a story about Shrek, you sacrificed your life to be with my dad, and ate yourself into a Fatty."

Mom also stared at the photos, "Probably your dad thinks the same way. He put these photos away for fear that I'd feel uncomfortable looking at them. In fact, he felt uncomfortable looking at them. I found out that men are not as good as women. Men They are too resigned to fate. They think that after they get married, their life will be over when they marry a wife. But women are different. She will never forget what she is like after marrying someone or living a life. Just like me, What's wrong with being a fat aunt now? I have your dad by my side, and when I see him, I can think of myself dancing on the stage. I gave myself to him on the best day."

Mom looked at me and suddenly became interested, "Hey, why didn't you ask me, why did you support you to be with him?"

"Hmph, why else? A mink coat."

Matli readily admitted that she was vain, "That mink is indeed a bonus! But the most important thing is that I think you live vigorously, so that you look like a woman, and you don't look like the wilted old and young of his family. You After living for 30 years, I am finally no longer that cowardly, stupid, and forever resigned to my fate.”

Mom never praised me, and I was a little uncomfortable, "Mom, please speak well, don't praise others..."

Mom kicked me, "Don't give you a good face, just stick it up, I still have a stick to beat you. Go ahead, take it easy. Losing weight is not so easy. Most of the time, it's not your hard work." , you can get what you want—it’s not like this! Others can lose weight when they’re hungry, but with your gene, you have to pay a price a hundred times higher than others. However, it’s okay to fail, at worst, you continue to come back and live in this crappy house , Mom is here, and your dad is here too."

I opened my arms to give Mom a hug...

At this critical moment, my mother suddenly asked me, "Hey, are you hungry, can you eat some instant noodles with me?"

I broke down, "Don't talk about such a vulgar topic of instant noodles at such a tender moment? Instant noodles are the fattest person! Are you still asking me to lose weight!"

"Only when you are full can you lose weight."

My mother was so angry that I ate two packs of Xin La noodles.Instant noodles are like sleeping pills, and I am like an unruly girl, lying on the bed and feeling sleepy.

No, I can't sleep yet.I sent a message to Lao Niu's assistant: "Is the Thai diet pill you mentioned, is it easy to buy? I want to try it." That's right, I still have to lose weight.Mom at least has the appearance of supporting her to gain weight. As for me, I have to give myself something to think about.

〔Fives〕

Thailand’s diet pills are very good. I have lived a good life of losing three catties today and gaining five catties tomorrow. I am worried all day long, and my personality has become very strong-I like it for myself, the word strong is really used appropriate.

My eyes began to tolerate sand.What is sand?Thin people are sand.

Once, Lao Niu and I were buying coffee at Starbucks, and we were queuing. When it was our turn, a very skinny internet celebrity jumped in line. Lao Niu said to her, she was very righteous and arrogant.This Internet celebrity face is too thin, so thin that I want to do justice for the sky.

I stretched out my arm and dragged her to the back of the queue, "You have to queue even after plastic surgery."

The old cow looked at me in surprise, his eyes probably meant "OK, you".

The Internet celebrity glared at me, "You are sick, who has plastic surgery?"

I looked at her carefully, "The nose is padded, the wings of the nose are shrunk, and the corners of the eyes are opened... What kind of bag do you carry when you go out? Just hide the money and cards in your big European-style double eyelids."

"Who are you talking about, dead fat pig!"

When I lost weight so painfully, if you dare to mention the word fat, it will be your fate.The internet celebrity reached out to scratch me, but the old cow hadn't reacted yet, so I fell down in response, grabbed the woman's leg, and happily covered her belly, "Oh, I'm going to have a miscarriage..."

Both Lao Niu and the internet celebrity were stunned.

The crowd of onlookers is getting more and more, Lao Niu's reaction is very bad, and he quickly explained, "It's not mine!"

The net red face rolled away and fled.

The terrified Starbucks clerk asked, "Who... whose American..."

I got up, as if nothing happened, "Oh, my, can you help me pack?"

Later, I participated in a game. A woman in a cheongsam was a gallery manager. As soon as she saw me, she acted in the 1987 version of "Dream of Red Mansions". Son."

I'm used to vulgarity, listening to this way of speaking is like making someone twitch their mouths.

"I don't have any other skills, but I just know a little about calligraphy and painting collection, no better than my sister..."

I just finished taking the diet pills, and I have nowhere to vent my excitement. Looking at her water snake waist is not pleasing to the eye.

I said, "Coincidentally, I also like collecting."

"Favorite what?"

"RMB."

When Lao Niu heard about it, he thought of my recent behavior and couldn't help but say, "You're a bit addicted to teasing people recently?"

I still couldn't understand my hatred, "Skinny people should be killed! Die!"

"Recently, it has been rumored in the circle that Hao Zeyu's publicity director is going to piss people off."

The person involved felt a little unbelievable, "I can't! I'm the kind of person who would help draw the knife if someone stabbed me, for fear of tiring others."

"If I hadn't known that you had taken weight-loss pills and changed your temperament drastically, I would have thought it was the girlfriend of a big star yelling at me." He thought for a while, "This weight-loss pill is really funny, you kind of People will hate people if they eat it."

I was not angry, "Then you may take this diet pill for a long time in your life."

Lao Niu rolled his noble eyes, "That was the first half of my life. Ever since Hao Zeyu became popular, I have calmed down." He rolled his eyes, gloating, "Let me also let you calm down, Hao Zeyu flower You paid 100 million to buy a painting, do you know about it?"

I, who didn't know all this, immediately went to Hao Zeyu's place.what!It's been a long time since I talked about my relationship with Hao Zeyu.It's actually quite strange.Now, I... I'm really annoyed that Hao Zeyu is clinging to me.

Before, when we first got together, we could spend a whole day in bed together—hey, don't get me wrong that we're nymphomaniacs.We could spend a day just looking at each other's faces.I looked at him, with the mentality of looking at a work of art, how did this man look so good-looking.He looked at me like he was watching "Liao Zhai", "How did you grow up? You are so interesting!" After he finished speaking, he rubbed my face fiercely - it is said that my face is always fat because he rubbed it fat.Of course, this kind of situation is a thing of the past. Now, sometimes I am not with him for a day, and I feel like I am on vacation.

Our relationship mode is to stay, stay at home.He probably fell in love after a hard time, and told me all the little things. I have heard the story of eating banana peels ten times when I couldn't afford bananas when I was young.I used to wear whatever was comfortable, and I could spend a whole day paralyzed on the sofa with a sack on.Now I am particular, and I don’t relax in front of him. It takes an hour to put on makeup, and I only wear big-name clothes. Big-name clothes are like iron walls. The flesh is still paralyzed, can you watch it?

It may be because of diet pills. I've been feeling very flustered recently, and Hao Zeyu's cooking skills are so good, it's too unfavorable for me to implement my weight loss plan.The most important thing is that I lost weight and lost my libido, and he has skin hunger, so he loves to flirt with you.Well, I'd better avoid him.I'm fine with that, look, I'm in a relationship with a goddamn handsome guy, and I'm not addicted to carnal desires.When I fall in love with a big star, I am afraid that he will stick to me.What a different kind of fireworks I am!

With a self-praising mentality, Peng Song and I pretended to be distressed.

Having had sex (although I don’t know whether the sex partner is a man or a woman), Peng Song was very impatient. He said pretending to be a fart, you are embarrassing, and you dare not show your flesh Show him.

Hmph, I don't believe what he said, I'm just afraid that Hao Zeyu will cling to me, I have the initiative in this relationship!
Unexpectedly, I have only had the initiative for a few days, and he actually spent so much money on paintings!When I arrived at his house, I was full of murderous spirits, and when I saw him smoking a cigar and admiring the paintings on the wall, I was even more angry.

I scolded: "Still smoking cigars? Can you tell the difference between cigars and Dianba Zhongnanhai? If you have some spare money, you don't know how to behave! You used to buy chairs and now you still buy paintings? Can you tell the difference between Van Gogh and Monet? You buy a fur!"

Because of his guilty conscience, he coaxed me at first, saying that this painting belonged to Liu Ye, and it was considered an investment. Last year, one of his paintings sold for tens of millions of yuan.

I quarreled endlessly, and he was also annoyed by what I said, so he quarreled with me, saying that he was willing to spend his money like this!

The excitement brought about by the Thai diet pills for the past few days finally has a place to vent. On this issue, I had a very pleasant argument with him for half an hour.

Too much material.He likes to treat guests very much recently, and he signed bills of tens of thousands of yuan just for dinner...Going out to drink and opened several bottles of vintage red wine...The last time he bought a painting, he was cheated by someone and spent several 10 yuan on a fake...Hmph, a A student who graduated from an art school can compare to me... Forget it, my university is not very good... But I am so educated in my studies, you are an actor and pretend to be an educated person...

But maybe I’ve been insane a lot lately, and he’s adapted to the rhythm and learned to attack my closest acupoints—I bought a lot of clothes that I can’t wear, and as long as he mentions it, I will blow up.

Why would I blow up?I became angry from embarrassment, and all I swiped were his cards.

Sure enough, I was cowardly.I angrily told Peng Song that I decided to ignore him for four days!

Peng Song didn't want to talk to me as a psychopath, but I was so excited, I asked him lively, "Why didn't you ask sister, why did you decide to ignore your brother-in-law for four days?"

"I don't want to ask."

"Because it's my birthday in four days, and I'm still going to ask for a present."

I asked Peng Song what to give me this year?Peng Song said to send me to the west.

Xiaosongzi still gave me a membership card of a high-end spa shop, and Hao Zeyu's birthday present this year was to send me to heaven.He sent me a car - I almost smiled Jiuquan.

"Do you still dare to quarrel with me?"

I was speechless.

"Are you satisfied?"

I shook my head.

"Is this still unacceptable?" Hao Zeyu was a little annoyed.

"It's not a question of whether to accept or not. I suddenly feel that I love you very much."

"Just because of a car?"

I nodded, hugged his thigh suddenly, and burst into tears, "I love you so much, I won't quarrel with you in the future, you can continue to spend money recklessly, spend more, maybe next year you can give me a courtyard gone."

When I was buying the medicine, my assistant told me that Thai diet pills can speed up the metabolism of people. If the metabolism is fast, you will be thin, irritable or excited.Because of this car, I love Hao Zeyu so much, I decided to work hard, and I only want to be thin and excited in the future.

There were two magazine covers to be shot that day. Early in the morning, I drove the car and excitedly picked Hao Zeyu, Lao Niu and Peng Song to the studio.

Regarding my new gift, Peng Song lamented that he only hated himself for not being a girl. I smiled sweetly, but you can do anything a girl can do.

Lao Niu was very nervous and asked me to concentrate on driving.

Hmph, look down on me, although I am a novice on the road, but my driving style is extremely aggressive, speeding, changing lanes, and the car in front is driving a little slower, I stick my head out of the car window and curse the three-character scriptures.Roadhog, me too!

Lao Niu has been watching my changes all the time. He asked Hao Zeyu curiously, "Do you feel that Fuzi's temperament has changed a lot recently?"

Hao Zeyu said carelessly: "No, she has always been quite an idiot."

The old cow laughed but said nothing.

The road was full of dangers, but I also drove to the ground. Peng Song and Lao Niu helped each other out of the car after the disaster.

The assistants who arrived first were waiting at the door, saying that the filming hadn't started yet, so they had to wait a while.

Hao Zeyu said that in this case, he would accompany me around the studio yard twice.

After everyone left, I patted him, "The assistants are watching! Why are you being so close to me?"

"Oh, I forgot," he said with a relaxed expression, "Maybe, many people have noticed it. You know, Lao Niu gave me a new assistant, how can you ask me?" Brother Xiaoyu, you and Fuzi Why is sister's relationship so good?'"

"Then how did you answer?"

"Caring for the mentally handicapped is everyone's responsibility."

The location of the studio is an abandoned factory park. There are few people. We drove to a secluded place. We put the seats flat, opened the roof sunroof, and looked at the sky hand in hand.The scene is very warm and romantic.

At this moment, I really want to go on TV and share with you some tips for couples to get along peacefully: What should I do if my girlfriend always has convulsions?Give her a car, and make sure she's obedient.

Hao Zeyu saw me looking hopeless, and fully understood, "You are really my mother-in-law's daughter. She supported us to be together because of the mink coat I gave you. As for you, you were in menopause with me a few days ago. Well, I will send you a car, and you will be docile and pleasant immediately."

"If you want to give me a courtyard, you can whip me with a whip!"

"Who wants to play SM with you, pervert."

"Yeah, I'm a pervert, but this pervert loves you."

Hao Zeyu pinched my nose, "You really like courtyard houses?"

"Hey, I'm just talking casually. Now a courtyard house costs tens of millions of yuan. Who can afford it?"

He said confidently: "Ten million yuan? I think I can earn it back in a few years."

The two of us thought about which courtyard to buy and how to decorate it, which doubled our sense of happiness.

When he was about to go back, he suddenly asked, "Does your dad know about this car?"

"Mom told him, but he didn't respond."

He sneered, bit his lip, and said with hatred, "I really want to see what kind of expression your dad will have if he really buys a courtyard house for you."

"Don't think about my dad, look at the expression on your face, my dad is your enemy?"

"I don't know why, but now I really care about others looking down on me."

"My dad didn't look down on you!" Has Hao Zeyu also taken diet pills?That kind of weight loss pills make people cautious?

〔six〕

The two of us practiced driving for half an hour, putting on airs, but we had to wait for the shooting.The editor came in to apologize, and said all the good things. She was a little familiar, saying that Hao Zeyu was getting more and more handsome, and that Fuzi, you had lost a lot of weight.

I smirked and said, "Is that so? You are much more beautiful too," and asked Hao Zeyu with my eyes: "Who is this person? Pretending to be familiar with us?"
Hao Zeyu didn't seem to see it, "When did you jump out of the pet magazine?"

Come to think of it, the editor turned out to be the snobby eye of the pet magazine.The days have passed for a long time, and the feeling of shame is still fresh in my memory.The greatest shame is not when someone spits on you, but when you ignore it.That day, we waited there, not daring to lose our temper, and not daring to leave—well, let’s just go, people just don’t bother to think of reasons.I'm used to being pinched by others, that's because I'm fat, ugly and stupid, but what's wrong with Hao Zeyu at that time, he's so good, isn't he just not popular?

Maybe I've been taking diet pills for a long time, and I haven't been angry recently, but I'm full of emotions.I watched Hao Zeyu joking with the editor, and thought of a lot at the moment.In fact, we have suffered a lot over the years.

That year, a big-name fashion show in Taimiao, a fashion event in the city, couldn't be mixed with an invitation card, and you were ashamed to call yourself a star.Lao Niu insisted, kneeling down for an invitation card, but the road was blocked that day—it’s okay to be late, you can’t miss the red carpet to take pictures—the three of us decided to squeeze the subway.It was the evening rush hour, and the whole car was full of people who got off work, their faces were full of tiredness.The three of us are gorgeously dressed, with heavy makeup on our faces, making us look even more pitiful.When I arrived at the scene, the fashion show had started early, so I couldn't enter the infield.It can’t be done in vain, but Hao Zeyu can only let Hao Zeyu walk the red carpet (he didn’t take off the tags of his clothes, he will have to return them tomorrow after wearing them today), reaching out to say hello to the air, and Lao Niu and I took pictures with our mobile phones.After walking back and forth several times, the photos were taken and the show was over.The roaring crowd, unable to get a taxi, we walked along Chang'an Avenue for a long time, and finally ate skewers at a roadside stall.At that time, Lao Niu and I were still thinking about the future: in the future, we will have to buy a car, and we will only sit in the front row when watching fashion shows...

Thinking about it now, it's scary, this is not a management team, it's just two stunned youths leading an artist who doesn't know what they are doing.

After the editor left, Peng Song asked me what was wrong.

"Hate this editor."

The old cow interjected, "She's not thin either, why do you hate her?"

"Let us wait then, let us wait now."

Lao Niu has a very good temper, "We are popular entertainers, so be more generous."

Peng Song said, "Otherwise, what would you do? Kill her?"

I nodded and ordered my assistant, "Go and buy some arsenic, I'll put it in her water glass and poison her to death! Let her bully us at that time..." Hey, I was just venting my anger.

Hao Zeyu sat there putting on makeup, and after listening to us chatting for a long time, he suddenly burst out laughing, "Isn't this simple?"

"What is simple?"

He regained his composure, "Nothing."

After Hao Zeyu put on his makeup, the editor sent a row of clothes.I was emotional again, last time we asked us to prepare our own clothes.

Unexpectedly, Hao Zeyu turned over a pair of shorts, his face darkened suddenly, and he asked the editor what he meant, but the editor couldn't figure it out and asked what was wrong.

Hao Zeyu was furious, "I have a scar on my leg, and you asked me to wear shorts? The advertiser saw it, can they still find me for sports brand advertisements in the future? Doesn't this destroy my job?" Huh?The logic is a bit wrong, isn't it?

The editor didn't react, but was frightened by the momentum, and quickly apologized with a smile, "I'm really sorry, I didn't do my homework well, and it's okay to have a scar, we can edit the picture..."

Hao Zeyu seemed so insulted, "If photo editing can solve everything, you can find a substitute and put my head on it! How dare I wait so long—how long have I been waiting!" It turned out that he was angry at this. .

The editor explained again, saying that today's cover shoot is to shoot him and a cat, and the cat is not blocking the road.

Hao Zeyu laughed angrily, "I don't wait for anyone, you asked me to wait for a cat?" He pointed at the editor, "Today is you, we are old acquaintances, if you want to change someone else, I will not wait! "

The editor went out thankfully, the dressing room was a bit cold, I held his hand, his face suddenly turned cloudy, and he looked at us all as if he was asking for credit, "Hey, I'm playing big, do I act like it? "

Peng Song and I rushed forward and beat him up.Be sick!

As a result, this gentleman hadn’t had enough of the big-name scenes, and the cat was brought. Hao Zeyu teased the cat for a while, and it was as beautiful as a peach and plum. to his hand.

The editor tremblingly said that there must be a cat on the cover.

"Oh, aren't you very good at retouching pictures? Find a way for yourself," he held the editor's hand, "I believe you, my old acquaintance, can definitely do it..."

Afterwards, Peng Song concluded that it might be the first time playing big names, and it was more like finding fault, so please make persistent efforts next time.

During this process, Lao Niu kept silent. I thought he was dissatisfied with Hao Zeyu.Later, he found out that he was blaming himself, "If the artist loses his temper, what do you want the manager to do! Let me tell you, the manager should always be the one to play big names! I'm so sluggish and I'm hiding behind and pretending to be a Samoyed!"

"Didn't you take the route of a virtuous and virtuous smiling angel recently?"

"Didn't I just pretend, I think Hao Zeyu is popular, we have to be cautious in our words and deeds and avoid causing trouble! In fact, I am so suitable for playing big names! I became a manager just to scold and find fault!"

Next up is the cover of Fashion Trends, my old company.In order to boost his momentum, Lao Niu called all the children in the company to be his assistants to support the scene, making the scene look like a Hollywood superstar.

I painted my face into a monkey's butt in the car, and I want my old colleagues to know that the fat Fuzi you looked down on back then, she trembled—otherwise, why would I drive here today?Do you really think I am addicted to being a driver?I just want to show off!

However, when I saw my former boss, Sister Yuanyuan, I habitually groveled, as if I had met my ancestors.

Sister Yuanyuan gave me a warm hug, kept praising me for becoming thinner and more beautiful, and blamed me for not looking for her after I got along well, as if I was once the most capable member of her subordinates.

The old cow exploded over there.

"Fashion Trends" is a two-person cover this time, Hao Zeyu and another acting niche who just won the Golden Horse Award.They brought an agent over, and the agent was exchanging business cards with Lao Niu respectfully.

I tilted my head and smiled, Lao Niu was indeed born to be an agent, and his business ability to play big names is more proficient than Hao Zeyu.

Sister Yuanyuan was not in a hurry at all, she was used to the fact that the agent was always a matter of fact, so she calmly comforted her, but the old cow said very harshly: If you don't change it, this cover will not be shot!
Sister Yuanyuan is still smiling, but the smile is not right anymore.I am too familiar with this smile, which means: Shall I satisfy your desire not to shoot?I pulled the tube top, ready to show milk.

Hao Zeyu came out with hand cream on, and he took Sister Yuanyuan's hand, "Sister Yuanyuan, I have too much hand cream, please help me share it." He said while helping Sister Yuanyuan wipe her hand Shuang, this hand cream smells good, sister, do you want me to bring you some.

Sister Yuanyuan's brows finally relaxed, and she asked leisurely, "The dressing room..."

"What kind of dressing room, sister, hurry up and go, let's have dinner together after filming."

When there was no one left, he closed the door and looked at Lao Niu dumbfoundingly, "Grandma, in front of other people's magazines, I am a piece of shit. How popular am I? How dare I pretend in front of them? Do I still want to be in fashion in the future?" Mixed up?"

Lao Niu is not a human being inside and out, sitting in resentment at the door of the studio smoking a cigarette.I said a lot, Hao Zeyu didn't blame you, you did a good job...

Lao Niu nodded silently, took a puff of cigarette, and said inexplicably, "I have been good at school since I was a child."

what?
He took another long breath, "Before I entered junior high school, I was the first in the exam. It was like playing for fun. I could do it with my eyes closed. But after high school, I never got the first in the exam. Why?"

"Did you have a boyfriend?"

Lao Niu gave me a sideways look, "It's because other people adapt to high school studies faster than me."

"Old cow, what are you talking about?"

"Before when I was an agent, it was like being in junior high school. I could do well casually. But now it's like being in high school. I can't mess around anymore. I have to quickly adapt to the current situation."

"I think you're doing pretty well..."

"Okay? Don't comfort me, I'm not even bad. Hao Zeyu is much better at this than me. I haven't adapted to being a big-name manager, but he has already adapted to being a big-name artist. I have to work hard. "He stubbed out his cigarette, stood up, and when he was about to go back to the studio, he added, "You too, get used to being a big-name girlfriend soon—I think you haven't entered the state yet, and you're blind all day long. Nonsense. Stop that medicine, I have become crazy after taking it recently."

I was stunned for a long time, thinking that this was Lao Niu's insult to my weight loss career.Seeing Hao Zeyu's fake smile in front of the camera, I swallowed a few more diet pills and felt better.

〔seven〕

In the past, Lao Niu dressed like a big-name agent, but now, he worked hard like a big-name agent.

I admired the demeanor of Xueba.At first, I thought that he was going to take a doctorate in law, and there were many tomes of laws and regulations on his desk, so he pestered our company’s legal counsel if he couldn’t understand it; I also thought that he was going to take a doctorate in literature, so I read the biographies of all Hollywood stars on the market; finally, I started reading books on psychology and sociology again—what is the test for?

I don’t stay idle after get off work, and go out to socialize—I think it’s more like expanding my network and listening to news in the circle.It doesn't take much effort, Hao Zeyu is popular, even I have gained a lot of friends, he is even more attractive, sometimes drinking until midnight, after returning home, he still struggles to get up, and notes the people he met today , occupation, identity, age, what is the use and sexual orientation...

I slept until the afternoon before going to the company. When I got back to the company, I found that Lao Niu had come to the company at nine o’clock in the morning, answering emails, making work plans, scolding children, and yelling at everyone.I'm dissatisfied because he has been tired and thin recently: a good, lively and sweet guy is forced to become a boring successful person, he is trying to force me to death.

Hao Zeyu also couldn't understand Lao Niu's recent changes, "Is my aunt going to be Jack Ma?"

Ma Yun, who is two hundred catties, has recently used his nature (spreading and rolling) and acquired hard work (negotiation psychology) to kill him: the new film directed by Dachang, the male lead, Lao Niu negotiated an excellent remuneration.

I don’t know whether it’s true gratitude, or Hao Zeyu can talk, he has always declared to the outside world: It’s the director of “Who Gets Fat Who Dies First”, who enlightened him on acting—that is, he broke a leg, and it’s rainy now Also my legs hurt.

Maybe people are lucky, and luck also likes to join in the fun.Just finished the contract with the big intestine director, and at about the same shooting time, a certain famous director came to Hao Zeyu to play the second male lead in a costume blockbuster.

On the one hand, there is an acquaintance, a former Hong Kong and Taiwan director, and a high-paying bad film male lead, and on the other hand, a big director and a low-paying big-production male second.Which one to choose?Of course choose the big guide to be gilded!

However, how to break the contract harmoniously with the director of Dachang, this is embarrassing for Lao Niu.He couldn’t tear his face apart, but he had to be quick and easy, Lao Niu simply wrote a script, rehearsed it with me for a few days, and then constantly revised the "lines" according to my opinions.As a result, Hao Zeyu encountered this scene, and he couldn't help but say, "As for?"

The old bullish Hao Zeyu thought of this matter simply, "If I can be a villain, I won't be afraid. But who told you that he is your mentor, if you really tear your face, let alone the high compensation, it won't be ruined if it spreads. Is your image!"

He didn't take it seriously, "It's a big deal that I'll lose money, so don't worry about it, let's go to the director's contract first. Then the director's work will be exhausted first, and the one who can't calm down first will lose."

We signed a contract with a big director's new film with fear and fear. The news has been out for a few days. Lao Niu was nervous and didn't say anything.

One day, Hao Zeyu stewed curry beef at home and forced me to eat it when I was on hunger strike. The director of Dachang called.

He looked at me triumphantly, "Look, he panicked first."

He turned on the speakerphone and let me listen.The old man was talking nonsense. After exchanging pleasantries for a long time, he finally got to the point.In contrast, Hao Zeyu is a sincere hooligan, directly saying that there is such a thing, and saying that he can't run back and forth yet, and he is not allowed to play tricks there.This sincerity made the large intestine a little speechless.

Hao Zeyu said innocently, "It's all my agent's fault. The one who signed the contract first over there didn't have a good communication with you. Why don't we do this? I will compensate you for the liquidated damages we signed."

Dachang didn't say anything, Hao Zeyu acted like a baby again, "You are my mentor, I know you love me the most."

It was done by him.

"Three or two strokes will make people toss for nothing," I sarcastically said, "Is this how you treat your teacher?"

"It's okay, I will sing "Grateful Heart" to him tomorrow to make up for him."

"How can you be so sure that he won't turn against you?"

"He won't, in the future he will have a lot of places to rely on me." He took a bite of beef and chewed it with relish, "Red is really good."

I laughed at him, "Yeah, after becoming popular, I started playing hooligans."

He said solemnly: "It's great to be a hooligan, and I don't feel tired."

I told Lao Niu all this, and Lao Niu was a little puzzled: We may meet a fake Hao Zeyu now, how did that little bastard who couldn't do without people before become so smart?

Just as we were preparing to pass the film of the great director, and red-plated gold for Hao Zeyu, the bad news came that the new film of the great director was postponed, and the time for entering the group was postponed indefinitely.

Ask someone to inquire, this movie is an adaptation of a best-selling novel, the leading actor is famous, he wants to change the script, and the director is even bigger, so he will not change his life or death.The male protagonist played tricks and dragged his entry into the group, so that the right to adapt the novel was about to expire.The producer was in a dilemma and simply stopped the project.

Lao Niu looked like "Look at what I said at the time" after the fact - although he didn't say anything at the time, he quickly contacted the large intestine.We used to push him, but now he pushes us. Things didn't turn around, and Lao Niu was humiliated for no reason.But I found that although Lao Niu complained on the surface, he was very satisfied in his heart, and the spring breeze was blowing on his face.

I understand: if an artist is too capable, I will appear useless; if an artist makes mistakes, then I can show my importance.

Lao Niu is really cheap, being busy makes him happy.

But Lao Niu has not been happy for a few days. Recently, it has been rumored in the circle that Hao Zeyu's agent borrowed money and refused to repay it.This is too unconvincing. Lao Niu never does such a poor thing as borrowing money. He will only do such a rich thing as "lending money to others and scolding him if the other party doesn't pay it back".

In a certain wine bureau, Lao Niu saw one of the rumormongers and poured a glass of wine on his face. After several quarrels, he found out the truth: the one who borrowed the money was indeed Hao Zeyu’s manager—the former manager, Sister Dan.

More and more people provide information. It seems that Sister Dan was cheated by a little boy after immigrating. She lost her money and money. After returning to China, she became addicted to drugs. The money gap is huge. Now she is working as an agent for an eighteenth-tier star People, all kinds of mix.

Many people remind Lao Niu: Be optimistic about your Hao Zeyu, he is famously soft-hearted, it’s okay to borrow money, and if he returns to his old manager with loyalty, you will cry at that time.

Lao Niu said these things in detail, and I was a little annoyed, "Old Niu, don't teach me everything, don't you just let me spy on Hao Zeyu!"

"Why are you guilty? Look at you sweating—you have advanced menopause?"

I was furious, "I'm going to menopause, you've passed away early!"

Losing weight has entered a bottleneck period. Thai diet pills seem to be no longer as effective as before. I secretly increased the dose, and the effect was not bad, but I was sweating all the time. I even got unexpected results. Sometimes I stayed up late with Hao Zeyu to catch the announcement, and he became sleepy. , but I am full of energy.Ah, love Thai diet pills, not only can you lose weight, but you can also refresh yourself!

Just when I was obsessed with losing weight, Hao Zeyu said that Sister Dan called him and asked him to have dinner with him.

I directly said that I couldn't go, but the old cow was silent.

Peng Song asked Hao Zeyu: "What do you mean?"

Hao Zeyu looked at Lao Niu blankly.

Lao Niu pretended to reply to the email, "Wait a minute, I am in a hurry to reply to the email." He typed for a long time-I leaned my head, the computer screen was black, and I was still typing.

The old cow couldn't go on acting anymore, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Go! Yesterday's she ignored you, but today's you will make her unattainable!"

Lao Niu said to go, it means that a lot of us will go.Peng Song was too lazy to wade into this muddy water, so he advised me not to spoil the scenery with Lao Niu.But I thought about it, and I went anyway—you have to watch Hao Zeyu, don’t lend money to others casually, he has to save his money to buy me a courtyard house.

On that day, Lao Niu and I were dressed up like the bridesmaids who wanted to steal the bride's limelight, and the elegant hotel boxes couldn't cover up our different ulterior motives.At first I felt a little ashamed, but seeing Hao Zeyu made me feel better.He is even more frightening, wearing a five-piece suit, combing a big oily hair, and wearing reflective sunglasses, appearing beautifully on stage.Looks like a superstar -- tacky and resplendent.

As a girlfriend who has smelled his fart and bad breath, seen him pick his nostrils, and heard him snore and grind his teeth, I understand the psychology of my man very well at this moment.He still hates that the success now magnifies the abandonment at that time, which makes him still fond of it to this day.

Hao Zeyu, who has always acted elegantly, and Lao Niu, who eats shit like shit, have rarely reached an agreement on this matter.This scene is beautiful.

Lao Niu regards Sister Dan as a reborn parent, "If you hadn't reluctantly parted with me at the time, I wouldn't be what I am today."

Hao Zeyu took Sister Dan's hand, "Sister, I am able to achieve today's results because of your discerning eyes."

The two of them seemed to praise Sister Dan, but in fact they showed ferocious smiles on every word: Do you regret it?
Hao Zeyu at this moment is a little strange, and I feel flustered looking at it.In contrast, Sister Dan is the same as before, she looks like a big family, she doesn't look like a drug addict at all.

After eating a few mouthfuls of vegetables, I was tasteless, so I swallowed a few more weight-loss pills while others were not paying attention.After losing [-] catties, I became addicted to weight-loss pills, and when I had nothing to do, I felt peaceful in my heart.

Lao Niu answered the phone and said very considerately that he and I still had something to do, and let them chat alone.

After going out, I praised Lao Niu as an excuse, I couldn't sit still for a long time.I didn't expect Lao Niu to say that it's an excuse, I really have an appointment, and they still want to see you after roll call.

Lao Niu made an appointment with the famous agent Rose.I thought it was a different place, but I didn't expect it to be the box next door. Lao Niu held the cup against the wall and continued to listen to what was being said there.

I couldn't help it, "If you don't worry, don't support people to meet each other."

"People can't be a little curious." He continued to eavesdrop.

I was also curious, what did they say?

Sister Rose came in, startled, "You two are spies?"

The first sister under Rose was originally the female lead in the drama directed by the director, but the male lead messed up the show. Lao Niu said that he wanted to talk bad things about the male lead when he asked her out this time!
Sister Rose is considered a top agent in the circle, she has no pretensions, she will not let it fall to the ground no matter what she says, she takes care of you without showing any trace, and she is very good at complimenting others, saying that she has seen so many publicity, Fuzi gave it to Hao Zeyu Propaganda is the most distracting, and she jokingly asked Lao Niu, "When will Fuzi come to work with me? I won't treat her badly."

Lao Niu gave me a lot of face, "It's a good idea, I will give you Hao Zeyu, and I will not let Fuzi."

"Yo, really give me Hao Zeyu, that's really what I want."

The two looked at each other and smiled, and they took food without speaking in a tacit understanding.

With my 30 years of experience as a professional attendant, how can I smell a sense of tension?Maybe I was overthinking it, and the two of them talked about Hao Zeyu's famous play again. Lao Niu told the whole story, but Miss Rose didn't speak.In the end, Lao Niu sighed and said what a pity, it would be great if he could shoot.

Sister Rose said calmly, "Actually, it's not impossible."

"The drama is all dirty, how is it possible?" Lao Niu boasted that he would negotiate more pay, Hao Zeyu can at least ask for that amount now, and Sister Rose quickly covered her ears, "Hey, don't tell me, the price is a secret, I know Now, what do you want next time?"

What people say is reasonable, Lao Niu is talking too much.But Lao Niu is not a person who loses face, he helps himself to make up for it, "Hey! Why can't you say it, I am going to triple the price, write it as a publicity draft and distribute it around, so that people will know how expensive my artist is now! "

Miss Rose frowned, "Really?"

"Of course." Lao Niu made his own steps higher and higher, so he couldn't get down at all, and urged me, "Fuzi, you have finished writing this publicity draft tonight, and I will want it tomorrow."

I don't know if it's true or not, but I just agreed quickly.

Sister Rose couldn't bear it anymore, and shook her head, "Then we'd be silly, now artists' salary increases are faster than Beijing's housing prices, your press release is issued, and in the future they will give you three times at most, but with Hao Zeyu With the momentum of popularity now, as long as he acts in a commercial blockbuster and gets on the right variety show, how can he triple the price? Ten times are a matter of minutes, aunt, aren't you blocking your way?"

Lao Niu shook his head and shook his head, "I am happy, it is my wild way that made Hao Zeyu what he is now." He lowered his head to eat the dessert, as if pointing, "Hao Zeyu likes my set, I know, now there are a lot of people, both openly and secretly. People want to poach him. To be honest, I'm not worried at all. Anyone can make the icing on the cake. It's hard to give charcoal in the snow. We came through hardships together and want to separate? To be honest, I am happy, but Hao Zeyu is not." He looked at me, "Fuzi, do you think I'm right?"

I replied blankly: "Ang..."

The old cow looked at a certain place, as if saying to someone, "Let's die as soon as possible."

I just realized the theme of tonight.

Sister Rose was not angry at all, she smiled, "I understand what my aunt said, it was my wishful thinking, now I hear you say that, I know that money and resources really can't pry him away, after all, the relationship is with you."

Hey, what is Rose looking at me for?I'm a little panicked, the two queens of acting, you just have to focus on tearing it up, don't play for me!The servant girl's acting skills are not good!

Lao Niu smiled like a victor, "I don't understand what Miss Rose is saying."

"My aunt is so smart. If you don't understand anything, you can turn around and understand. But I want to say one more thing, you make offerings to the real Buddha, and don't let a group of monks in cassocks protect you..." Miss Rose seemed to be trying hard Thinking about words, "...Maybe my metaphor is inappropriate. It's... not right to ask a group of brothel prostitutes to act as aunts to sing a ditty." I couldn't help but add, "People's luck is only a few years, a good boy really can't be delayed." Sister Rose left, very naturally, and didn't give the old cow any time to lose his temper.

I couldn't breathe, and covered my chest, "Lao Niu, next time you bring me to accompany you, can you tell me the theme in advance, she is going to rob Hao Zeyu..."

"If you dare to say a word again, I will kill you to silence you!"

I was silent.

When checking out, the waiter said that someone had already paid and left a gift for the two of them.

The old cow lost his temper and asked me to throw away the gift.

I opened the box with Lao Niu's name on it, and it was a bottle of perfume.I said, "Isn't this the perfume you want most, she is quite considerate."

The old cow opened his eyes wide, held the perfume in his palm, and fell to the ground as if he had been knocked down, crying loudly.

I couldn't laugh or cry, "A bottle of perfume, can't you be so moved?"

"I'm sad, this is the big broker."

As a lifelong fan of Lao Niu, I couldn't see him cry. I was angry, "What big manager! She is an old woman! Lao Niu, you are the big manager!" I saw another bag, which said to Fuzi.

Hmph, I don't want anything from you if we make our old cow like this!I stood up abruptly, trying to throw the thing away, but it was as if a Cruciatus Curse had been cast on my chest.There was a sharp pain, my eyes went dark, and I passed out.

At that moment, three thoughts floated over.

Don't you feel moved, Lao Niu?My heart aches for you.

Hey?I don't have a family history of heart disease either. Why does my heart hurt so much?

I can't die yet, I haven't lost weight yet.

The fourth thought was actually about Hao Zeyu, but as soon as it came, I was so painful that I lost consciousness.

(End of this chapter)