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Chapter 11 Don't forget that in the lonely corner of Beijing, wild fat people can also have spr
Chapter 11 Don't forget that in the lonely corner of Beijing, wild fat people can also have spring
〔one〕
I fell asleep, and when I woke up, all thoughts were lost.Where am I?what happened?Am I still alive?However, when I opened my mouth, I said, "Shouldn't it be time to eat?"
A male voice said: "Hmm."
I looked up and saw that I was in the back seat of the car, pillowing on Hao Zeyu's leg, and his leg was covered with my saliva.I wiped my mouth, rubbed Hao Zeyu's pants with my sleeve, and continued to lie on his lap.I have to think about what happened recently.These days are like an idol drama, and my poor brain can't bear it.
Oh, I remembered.This is on the way from the airport to my house.The last time we left Harbin, we didn't go back to Beijing. We went directly to Bali to finish filming the rest of the web drama, and we returned to Beijing on New Year's Eve.This sleep made me almost forget what happened this month.This indirectly reflects that I am eager to return to my heart, and I want to show Hao Zeyu to my parents as soon as possible?Ha ha.
Hao Zeyu looked out of the window, but unconsciously pinched my face with his hands. I teased him and patted his hands, "Why? Although my face is fat, you can't treat it like a walnut."
He smiled, still pinching my fat face.
I get it, he's a little nervous.Everyone gets nervous, but when he gets nervous, why is he so good-looking.I sat up and comforted him, "It's okay, my parents won't eat you up."
"What did you tell your parents?"
"I just said, this year's New Year's Eve dinner, I will come back with a surprise."
He was still worried, "If your parents don't like me, what should you do?"
"Is there anyone who doesn't like you?"
He really thought about it for a while, "When you first brought me along, it was hard to like me, right?"
I got stuck and changed the subject, "How could my parents not like you? Our family likes to take advantage of it the most. Their daughter took such a big advantage."
I deliberately interrupted, which made him a little relaxed, and he also smiled, "I took advantage of you, you have a courtyard house."
I rolled my eyes, "Siheyuan? It's a large courtyard. At most, it's only 40 square meters. There is no toilet, and the conditions are very poor."
He said foolishly, "Then I will make good money next year and buy a real courtyard house for you to live in."
Someone set off firecrackers outside the window, he looked out the window, "Time is so fast, this time last year, you came to my house to buy me McDonald's."
I pushed him, "Why do you feel like you are going to die again?"
"It's so beautiful now, it's too good to be true." He looked at me, "I was quite sleepy just now, but I didn't dare to sleep, because I was afraid that if it was a dream, I would be alone again after waking up. Chinese New Year, what should I do." He started playing with my fingers again, pinching one by one, "It's fine as long as it's been like this, the car just drives like this, and nothing will change."
I was about to speak, but the driver interrupted him, "That's not okay, I have to go home to watch the Spring Festival Gala."
I said to the master: "He is joking."
The master said: "Thirty years old, everyone is happy. Are you not happy when you go home?"
"Master, what you said is really good, are you not happy to go home?" I grabbed Hao Zeyu's hand, "Let's go home."
The master said again: "Young man, are you an actor? I think you look familiar..."
It's over, forget the disadvantage of falling in love with an actor, that is, being recognized by passers-by.I was about to blurt out the word "no", but the master spoke so fast and interrupted me again.
He said: "I remembered! You have acted in "Han Zhu Ge Ge", Erkang, right?"
Hao Zeyu smiled, "That's right, I acted in 1996."
I'm going into the house quickly, and I'm still a little angry-are my Hao Zeyu's nostrils that big?
〔two〕
The parents were really pleasantly surprised when they saw Hao Zeyu. The second elder let Hao Zeyu sit casually, which made Hao Zeyu feel like hemorrhoids, standing and sitting, a little embarrassed, he didn't know what to call his parents, so he had to pull out the suitcase and get a gift .
Mom is so fake, before Hao Zeyu did it, she took it herself, boasting, saying that the water, cream, and mask are really good, and they come with a bag.
"Mom, that's Hao Zeyu's toiletry bag."
Mom smirked, and picked up the mink fur again, and while she couldn't put it down, she pushed towards Hao Zeyu, saying it was too expensive and it was inappropriate.
"Mom, he gave it to me!"
Mom said it was even more inappropriate.
Hao Zeyu said sincerely: "There is nothing inappropriate, we Northeast men like to buy ferrets for our partners."
With a shy face, I showed my love (showing that my boyfriend is rich) and I came to my parents, I’m really embarrassed, hehe.
Mom and Dad looked at each other, and Mom asked, "Who are you dating?"
"Me," I said a little shyly, "Mom, Northeastern refers to girlfriends as objects."
The room suddenly became silent, only the chicken thief was whining around Hao Zeyu's feet, meaning you hug me.
Mom kicked the chicken thief to the side, and the chicken thief screamed in fright, which means, what are you kicking me for?
Dad said, "When did it happen?" Dad was in a hurry—he stuttered when he was in a hurry.
I replied: "When I go to Macau."
"Then, at that time, you and the surname Yang just broke up, right?"
"Ang, that's right, what's wrong?"
Dad fell silent, and Mom suddenly said, "Understood."
"What do you know?"
"Why don't you shoot a reality show, pretend to bring back a son-in-law, and see how the parents react," Mom probed, "Where's the camera?"
I finally explained the letter to my parents. My father wanted to say something, but my mother dragged me into the kitchen to make dumplings.
Hao Zeyu hugged the chicken thief, pretending to be very interested, the smile on his face froze.I rubbed his face and comforted him: "Look at your big surprise, how much you have surprised your parents."
When eating dumplings, it was a bit cold.At this time, I have never loved the Spring Festival Gala and my mother so much.I devoted myself wholeheartedly to the Spring Festival Gala on TV. My mother told me that it was like cross talk, one was funny, the other was flattering. The mother and daughter worked hard to make this scene hot.
I was eating dumplings, and when Feng Gong came out and said, "I miss you so much", I was rolling with laughter, and the dumplings in my mouth were accurately stuck in my throat.I was speechless and kept waving my hands, both Hao Zeyu and my mother were stunned.
Dad saw it, and put down his chopsticks, "Why are you still standing there, my daughter is choking!"
My mother was short-sighted, and she picked up a dumpling and told me to rush down, but my dad nimbly punched me on the chest a few times, and I spit out the dumpling.Since then, I am a funny person, like an eggplant beaten by frost, withered.
Mom talked about stand-up comedy for a while, but no one cheered, so she gave up, so she had to eat melon seeds.
Dad finally looked at Hao Zeyu squarely, and he said, "Xiao Hao, let's drink something?" Huh?Dad usually doesn't like to drink.
Hao Zeyu was very happy and nodded fiercely.
There is only one bottle of white wine at home, and my father said that there is not enough wine.Mom made eye contact with me. In this scene, I can't leave, and she has to buy it.
Mom was about to stand up, but Dad stopped him and asked Hao Zeyu to buy it politely.I was worried and stood up to accompany him. Dad said you sit down.
Hao Zeyu winked with me, smiled and went out to buy wine.
Mom threw the melon seeds on the table, looked at Dad, and said angrily: "Okay, people are leaving, if you have something to say, hurry up!"
Dad drank several cups one after another, looked at me, opened his mouth, and seemed to have a thousand words, but in the end he just smiled wryly, filled himself a cup, and raised it to drink again.
At first I was very angry and wanted to get angry, but seeing Dad's attitude, I snatched Dad's wine glass and wanted to drink it, but I didn't drink white wine for too long, and I choked again.
Mom was a little angry, "What are you two doing! Talk!"
Wiping my mouth, I looked at my dad and said, "Thank you so much! You made me feel confident today. Originally, I thought that someone like him was too rich for me, but I understand your attitude today. Now, it must be that he is not good enough for me, otherwise you can't throw face like this. You can't do it like Yang Fuyuan, and you can't do it like Hao Zeyu. I found out that as long as it is a man, you are not satisfied. What do you want? Ah? Tell me!"
Dad wiped his face, and said slowly, "What do you want me to say? What do you say, you are not human inside and out."
He picked up the wine bottle, took a few gulps, and staggered back to the house.
I was anxious, and stood up, "Mom! Look at your man! You are too bullying, at least scold him! I don't even bother to scold! Is Hao Zeyu that bad?"
Mom glared at me, "Look at your man first! There was a figure swaying past the door just now, don't let him run away when he heard it." At this time, I felt my mother's majestic strategy.She continued to give instructions, "I'll take care of your dad, you take care of him. Hurry up and find him, he's a guest, we can't let the guest run away like this."
I got up and ran out, reached the door, and turned back again—the word "guest" in my mother's mouth was too frightening.I stared at my mother, "That mink coat, if you really like it, I'll give it to you."
"Yo, you bought me!"
"Mom..." I stamped my feet, "Give me a letter." Of course the letter wasn't the mink coat.
My mother understands me very well, "Fish looks for fish and shrimp, and he is blind, but I don't discriminate against disabled people."
As soon as I left the gate of the compound, I ran into Hao Zeyu.He was squatting there smoking, looking at the cigarette butts under his feet, I felt relieved, Mom should have been dazzled just now, and he should have been smoking here all the time.
He looked up at me with puppy-like eyes, "Are you done talking?"
Originally, I had saved up a lot of lines to fool him, but seeing the faint smile on his face, I didn't know where to start a gag, so I just snatched the cigarette from his mouth, squatted down and smoked.The two of us looked and felt like neighbors taking a shit in a public toilet side by side.
Instead, he reassured me, "It's okay."
"You know what it is, so you just say it's okay?" I was annoyed.
"I feel more at ease in my heart. Otherwise, the two of us would have gone too smoothly, and it wouldn't seem real."
He put his arms around me, "As long as you like me, it's fine. To be honest, I never believed that other people would fall in love with me..."
I just can’t get used to him saying this funeral speech, “I still don’t believe that other people will fall in love with me!... Hey, why are you always rubbing against me?” I’m wearing a torn down jacket, bulging, just like Roshan, Hao Zeyu Can't reach my shoulders.
Hao Zeyu smiled sincerely, "Look at you fat."
Tonight, this fat, it sounds very harsh, "Who is fat!"
"I'm fat, it's not enough that I'm a big fat man." He pinched my face.
I slapped him, "Let me ask you, do you have a strange habit of liking fat girls."
He rolled his eyes and pointed to his eyes, "Listening to what you said, my eyelids are almost dislocated."
I was angry, "Don't interrupt, just tell me, do you like fat people?"
He suppressed his smile and said, "I don't like fat people, but I like you."
After we went back, our expressions returned to normal, and my mother also looked very natural, "Oh, I drank two cups, and my head is on the top! Go back to the house and go to sleep. Come, auntie will drink with you."
Mom behaved well and did what a future mother-in-law should do: she took advantage of the opportunity to touch his house while drinking to make the scene more formal.
After twelve o'clock, we sent Hao Zeyu away. Before he got into the car, we shook hands for a while, as if sending energy to each other.
After returning home, I faced my mother, speechless, with mixed feelings, and finally managed to say, "Mom, thank you."
"Don't thank me, you have to thank that mink."
〔three〕
On the first day of the new year, it is reasonable to go to my grandparents to pay New Year's greetings. I don't want to go, but I have to go, or Dad will lose face, because Mom doesn't go to New Year's greetings.Our old Fu family still maintains the demeanor of the old and the young in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and we pay a lot of attention to the New Year.When grandparents were alive, those who didn't know thought that a group of psychopaths were acting in Qing court dramas.They are poor and proud, and intermarriage must at least be inlaid with yellow flags. Therefore, my mother, who came from a working class, was not well received by the old Fu's family. In order to marry my mother, my father voluntarily gave up the property and never returned at the age of thirty. Over there.
Of course, the inheritance is nothing, just a small room in a dilapidated courtyard house.Several uncles and aunts live in the next door, and the next generation of cousins have children, and they also come to live together, for fear of demolition in the future, whoever will take advantage of a few centimeters.For the sake of Dad's face, Mom must come and endure for a day on New Year's Eve.Later, my grandma passed away, and no one from my father asked about it. Since that year, my mother has stopped coming to pay New Year's greetings.
But this year is strange, my mother even took the initiative to say that she would go there.Today the temperature is above zero, and along the way, my mother in mink sweated all the time, her face was covered with powder, I couldn't help but say, "What are you doing?"
Later, when I saw the expressions of my uncles and aunts, I understood that it was too much.
When we met, the relatives were asking An to give a big gift, and the two aunts were even more exaggerated, exchanging hands, knees bent, and saying to each other that sisters and sisters have a happy New Year, just like meeting concubines in "The Legend of Zhen Huan".
Mom laughed and said, "I don't understand this old reasoning either, so I won't play "The Legend of Zhen Huan" with you." Mom's mink fur coat was very eye-catching.
The second aunt looked up and down, and sneered, "You are in such a body, I dare not let you salute."
The third aunt said, "You are rich, you are wearing a mink!"
"Dafuzi bought it for me." Diao He seemed to grow on her mother, and she seemed to be stroking her hair, "I don't want it, I have to buy it. I don't know how to spend the money I make this year." Finally, my mother felt proud up.
I, who was so promising, knelt on the ground and said Happy New Year, aunt, uncle, aunt, aunt, and uncle.My uncle said that I was not well-mannered, and for the sake of the New Year's money, I endured it.
"A Mou Qi, A Mou, Aunt Papa, Wo Ke..." I won't translate these Manchu addressing words for you ordinary people, "I wish you all the best and good health forever!" The last sentence, I Call out the broadcasting tone directly.Fortunately, the Qing Dynasty was overthrown a long time ago, and being Gege is really tiring.
Next came the New Year's money session, and the second aunt stopped everyone, "There is no need for the New Year's money, she is already engaged."
The cousin couldn't help but said, "Didn't you blow it again?"
"That counts."
The second aunt said that although I won't give the New Year's money, I will guarantee a big matchmaker for me.She found a photo of a fat black man from her mobile phone, and said that this was the great-grandson of Aixinjueluo's family, who worked as a city manager. Although we were married twice, we were so fat that we looked like a husband and wife.
I looked at the photo and took a sharp breath.Second aunt, I'm your niece, you can't hurt me like this!
The third aunt also wanted to harm me, she blamed the second aunt for securing such a good matchmaker for me, why didn't she find a match for her son.
The third aunt said that my cousin was broken in love, as if he couldn't live. She used me as an example, saying that I was so strong after being divorced.
The third aunt asked me to go to her room later to persuade my cousin, because of this pain: "Only you can understand."
I think that mink fur coat caused the two aunts to accumulate too much hatred.I said, "No, Sangu knows better."
Background summary: Sangu divorced only half a year ago.
I took Second Aunt's hand, "Second Aunt, you understand better—has my Second Aunt broken up with that vixen?"
Dad dragged me into the courtyard, afraid that they would hear me, so he whispered, "Why are you talking about this?"
"I will introduce you to a second marriage, you are happy!"
"You just say you have a boyfriend, don't you have it?"
Hey, finally got a chance to go wild - I'm not even out of breath yet! "I don't dare to have a boyfriend, take one back, you don't like one!"
Dad was a little embarrassed, "Keep your voice down."
I became more and more confident, "I don't understand, what makes Hao Zeyu unsatisfactory, ordinary people are happy to fall into this kind of son-in-law, I am not worthy of him..."
Dad was also anxious, "You also know that you are not good enough for him!"
I was angry: "Who says I'm not worthy of others!"
"You just said that."
"I was being polite to you! You are serious! I deserve it!"
"How are you worthy? How old is he, how old are you?"
"Hey, when I was with Yongkang, my mother didn't agree. You said in front of her that the female junior was holding a golden brick. I am four years older than Hao Zeyu. Why can't I hold the golden brick!"
"What is his identity? What is your identity?"
"I am a career woman who relies on my own ability to earn a living, and he is an actor—by the way, you said that he is an actor who has just studied in an art school. I am a man of Qing Dynasty, why am I not worthy of this actor? "
Dad was angry, "How much is he, how much are you!"
This really left me speechless, and I became angry from embarrassment, "I'm so fat, you didn't feed me when I was a child!"
I was just about to reprimand him for feeding me fat, but he stopped me, "Don't yell at me! I know you don't want to hear this, but I don't feel bad when I say this!"
I can't see Dad saying this, I softened my tone, "Dad, I really like him."
Dad said sadly: "I know, you look at his eyes with light, Dad has never seen you like that. Dad can also tell that he likes you, but like this kind of thing, the most unreliable. Today I like you , If you don’t like it tomorrow. He left you, and there are a lot of little girls following him. If you leave him, who else can you like? Who else can you fall in love with?”
As soon as I heard it, I was happy. It turns out that Dad's heart disease is here.I looked for a solution optimistically, "If you think I'm not good enough, I'll get better! If you think I'm not thin enough, then I'll get thinner!"
"You are my daughter. I know what you can become. Dad wants you to be better than anyone else, but some are better. No matter how hard we try, we can't achieve it."
I was bombarded by five thunders.Life is cruel to me, but I am not inferior, because the man I love the most, my dad, thinks I am the best!I don't take anyone who says I can't, but today my dad actually said I can't!I looked at Dad in disbelief.
Dad was a little choked up, and he said: "Fuzi, you are people from two worlds. If you two are in a relationship and you have to be a bad guy, then I will be the one. If you two fail in the future, if you want to blame him, you can't." Can't find it. But Dad's always here, and you can blame Dad. You can't blame yourself in the end." He went back into the house.
I stood in the yard in a daze.Seeing that I was unhappy, my cousin took me to the alley to smoke a cigarette to relieve my boredom.My cousin looked at my trousers and wondered, "It's so warm, why are you wearing cotton trousers?"
"Ah, I didn't even wear long johns."
She pinched my pants and shook her head, "You used to be fat for fun, but now you are too fat for seriousness." The cousin's rhetoric is really funny.
I laughed and said, "You said that I am so fat, who would believe it? When we were young, we always said that we looked alike. I remember going to the hospital for injections. I received two injections. It turned out that the nurse made a mistake and thought I was And you."
"Who told you to get fat as soon as you entered junior high school, just like blowing up a balloon."
"When I was young, I thought I would grow up to be a big beauty like you, but I ended up getting fat like this," I asked her, "Sister, how much do you weigh?"
"102 catties, what's the matter?"
I leaned my head on my sister's shoulder, "I was thinking, what would it look like if I lost weight to 102 pounds?"
〔Four〕
Taking advantage of Hao Zeyu's announcement, I finally got rid of him. He has been so clingy to me these past few days that it has delayed my business!
Who is the business, Peng Song!Have I not mentioned him for a long time?Where are Peng Song's fans, let me see your waving hands!If my life was a drama, Peng Song would definitely be the second male lead, that's right!Hey, what role is Lao Niu playing?Even if it's a female second...
I solemnly invited Peng Song to dinner, and Peng Song burst into tears, "It's really a cycad tree blooming, you have never invited me to dinner in this life!"
"Who said that? When I was a child, I always bought you raccoon crispy noodles!"
My topic kept turning to the warm childhood memories of the two of us, trying to create a warm atmosphere, and then I took the opportunity to tell him about Hao Zeyu and I-now I need the support of my friends so much!However, I kept going back and forth, and even talked about asking him to buy sanitary napkins for me for half an hour when I had menarche.
He was playing with his mobile phone, talking to me one after another, and finally asked sullenly, "What's the matter?"
"Ah, it's okay."
He looked up at me and continued to play with his mobile phone, "Pregnant?"
"what?"
He sighed: "This day is finally here." Xiao Songzi put down his phone and looked at me, "I'm pregnant. If you don't want it, I'll make a call with you. If you don't have enough money, I'll pay for it. If you want it, we want it." There is no way to give birth, anyway, with my uncle here, it’s okay if the child doesn’t have a father.”
I couldn't laugh or cry, "What are you thinking!"
"You lose money, do you know how much I worry about you? You look like you are prone to pregnancy. You specialize in sibling love. The reproductive ability of little boys is so strong now. I am afraid that you will not be responsible if you are pregnant. , I’ve been worrying for so many years! But later, I saved a rainy day fund, in case you get pregnant unexpectedly, our parents’ pension money won’t be lost with you.”
"You're just pregnant! I'm not pregnant!"
"Ah? Not pregnant? Then you want to borrow money? How much?"
"Who wants to borrow money!"
He looked at me for a long time, and suddenly became angry, "You're not pregnant, and you don't borrow money, why are you doing such a grand thing as inviting me to dinner!"
"I can't find you if I have nothing to do!"
"Did you find me all right?"
I have nothing to say, it really is.I thought about it, lowered my head, and didn't dare to look at him directly, "I'm looking for you today because my sister has a joy here, and I want to share it with my dearest brother..."
"I go!"
I was dissatisfied with his attitude and raised my head, "Who are you scolding!"
"Aunt Niu is going to commit suicide!"
I laughed, how is it possible?People all over the world commit suicide, but the old cow will still live strong, and can still make mitotic divisions to contribute to the reproduction of human beings.
Seeing that I didn't believe it, Peng Song handed over the phone.Lao Niu's latest Moments, is a photo of his wrist bleeding, and the fat hand is Lao Niu.The accompanying text is: I want to die.
Peng Song ran the red light all the way, at the speed of life and death.I was so scared that I burst into tears, maybe I would die before the old cow.
I thought about Lao Niu's life, how difficult it is for him, his mouth is soft-hearted, he will always be let down, and he will always take care of others, but who will take care of him?Thinking of this, I cried even harder.
When they got to the door, Peng Song knocked on the door loudly, yelling for Lao Niu to open the door, but no one was allowed inside.With tears streaming down my face, I pushed Peng Song away and slammed on the door hard.
I bumped into it and cried and shouted, "Old Niu, can you die in a few years? I haven't developed enough to repay you!"
"Old Niu, don't die, Hao Zeyu and I are reconciled, I haven't told you yet..." Before I finished speaking, the door was knocked open by me, and I rolled into Lao Niu's house with inertia.
I lay on the ground and raised my head to find the old cow's body.Who knew, the old cow stood in front of me with a bath towel on, staring at me.
I cried, "Old cow, you are not dead!"
He asked calmly, "Are you okay with my artist?"
Peng Song at the door chuckled, "You and Xiaoyu? Don't be ridiculous! April Fool's Day isn't here yet?"
I lay on the ground, afraid to speak.
After a while, Peng Song believed what I said, and said, I'll go!
〔Fives〕
There is a perfume cabinet in Lao Niu’s house, all of which are expensive essences. He accidentally smashed the most expensive bottle, and cut his wrist while packing up. Lao Niu took a photo and lamented that his life was miserable. Misunderstood, the two hundred and five of us rushed over to save people.Of course it doesn't matter, even if Lao Niu is dead now, he will come back to life and figure out the matter between me and Hao Zeyu.
He called Hao Zeyu.Lao Niu's mobile phone microphone is too loud, and I can hear it clearly.
Hao Zeyu said: "Since you asked, I won't hide it from you. We are in a relationship. In fact, I wanted to tell you when I came back from Macau, but Fuzi didn't let me." He paused, "Lao Niu , are you not happy?"
Lao Niu smiled sweetly at the phone: "This is a happy event, I'm happy for you!" He hung up the phone, with the smile still floating on his face, as if he was harboring a ghost.
I shivered and said, "Old Niu, yes, I'm sorry."
"It's good," he thought for a while, "You're not pregnant, are you?"
"No!" I denied it flatly, and at the same time felt a little sad and angry, "How suitable am I to be pregnant?"
"It's fine if you're not pregnant, but you have to..." Lao Niu didn't say anything.
Peng Song asked suddenly: "What's wrong with being pregnant?"
"It's nothing."
Peng Song became cold, "If you are pregnant, just bury Fuzi alive on the spot, don't affect the image of your family's cash cow, right?"
"Yes! Bury it in spring, and grow a bunch of blessings in autumn!" The old cow broke out, "You are sick, have I offended you? Return your house to my house? If you speak so eccentrically, believe it or not, I will sew your mouth shut." superior!"
Why did they quarrel?I immediately understood that these two people were angry and embarrassed to send it to me, so they were quarreling to consume anger points.I wanted to interrupt, so I quickly turned on the TV, "Hey, there is a running man tonight, I heard this episode is really good!" I flicked the remote control, God help me, the TV is broadcasting an interview with Hao Zeyu, talking about feelings.
I pretended to be surprised, "Look, our big star is so handsome!"
However, the two of them ignored me, and they quarreled until the sky was dark, and they complemented each other with Hao Zeyu on TV.
Peng Song said: "What the hell are you supporting? Are you able to support it? When this matter breaks out, you are not going to save Xiaoyu..."
Lao Niu said: "Then what do you always say? Break them up now? Artists and staff are much better off, aren't they all living well..."
Hao Zeyu on TV said: "I like girls who look like quilts..."
Peng Song said: "... All those who live well are all stars! What about the staff? There are a lot of them who lost their jobs and returned to their hometowns. There are countless crazy and stupid ones. Ordinary people have never fallen in love with celebrities. Good end..."
Lao Niu said: "How do you know that they didn't end well? I was wondering. I'm not in a hurry when the two fall in love. Why are you in a hurry? Are you secretly in love with Hao Zeyu or Fuzi?"
Hao Zeyu on TV said: "...when I'm sad, she can warm me up. I take her out to dry and put my face on it. It smells like the sun..."
I laughed, and the smell of the sun?I'm about to be sprayed with mold by these two people's saliva now.Huh?Why didn't the two of you quarrel, they were all looking at me.Do I laugh too much like a pig?Looking at my hand, it turned out that I subconsciously took out a piece of bread from the coffee table and was gnawing on it.I quickly put it back.
Peng Song scolded me: "I really want to eat all the time!"
I'm annoyed, "Why don't I eat? Watching you two quarrel? You two seem to be sick, what should you do now? You should call me a vixen, old cow, you should call me a vixen, and find trouble for you .”
The old cow rolled his eyes, "Don't put gold on your face, how can you grow into a vixen like you."
I continued, "Xiao Songzi, you should scold me for not telling you now."
Peng Song's face looked better, but his mouth was not forgiving, "Do you still have the face to mention it?"
"Have a face, I invite you to dinner today, just to tell you about it, I swear, you are the one the whole world wants to tell about me and Hao Zeyu."
Peng Song cheered up, "Don't fool me..."
"Who fooled you, because you can help me persuade Dad, otherwise why would I tell you?"
Peng Song's face changed, "Then don't tell me, I really don't want to know." What's wrong with him, did he get better just now?Which sentence did I say wrong again?
Peng Song was so angry that his hands were shaking, "Ms. Fuzi, you are so awesome. After falling in love, you even got your brains straightened out? Have you learned to be smart? I'll help you persuade dad? I'm too busy to care about your business Son! Who can help you persuade Dad, who do you go to!" He walked away.
I'm so mad, what kind of attitude is he! "Old Niu, you said he was too much, what did I do to him?"
The old cow shook his head, "If it were me, I'd be angry too. You only came to him when you asked him for something? Your relationship is deformed enough."
"But he is my brother."
"I don't think he regards you as his dearest sister, but you treat him as a policeman in your alley. Why? He doesn't have a crush on you. Why does he keep giving so infatuatedly?"
Lao Niu saw that I was confused, ignored me, and started to tune in to watch TV, and finally stayed on a very ugly TV series.
I thought about it for a while, really, it seems that I have never cared about him for so many years, I didn’t even give him a present for his birthday, but he always missed me, my lover in the first year of working in "Fashion Trends" On Christmas Day, the order was placed, and he even sent a big bouquet of roses to the office to support the show...
I watched with Lao Niu like a walking dead for a while, but my mouth was still stubborn, "Then he can't curse me, I just got together with Hao Zeyu, and he said that falling in love with a celebrity didn't end well, Lao Niu, judge me."
Lao Niu smiled, his eyes still looking at the screen, "I'm really not qualified to refute others, I'm just an example."
He pointed to the actor on TV, "This is my ex-boyfriend."
I was surprised, "Huh? Him? He's so popular! Hey, Lao Niu, you have such a big gossip to hide. It's not like you! Why don't you say it?"
He still didn't take his eyes off the screen, "How to say, who are you talking to? Everyone thinks, you're obsessed, how can he get along with you, a big fat man." His face was full of tenderness, "But I have also lost weight Ah, how beautiful I was when I was young. At that time, everyone in our circle knew that I was an assistant who was prettier than a star, and a lot of rich people even said they wanted to hire me. At that time, he was a young actor from Beijing Drift, and he chased me for a long time , I agreed. I only stayed for one piece for three months, but I was really happy at that time, although he kicked me after he became popular..." The old cow said mischievously, "You know the world What is the worst thing in the world? It's when a heartless person becomes popular on TV, and you become a fat man under the TV." Every word he said was tinged with sadness.
I want to say something comforting, to the old cow, but also to myself.Finally, a sentence that didn't express the meaning came out, "Hao Zeyu will never be the same as him!"
I think this is very good, but the smile on the old cow's face froze, and then slowly faded, his face sank, and then he smiled again, the smile and voice were very strange, "Oh, it's not that they don't know each other. Same, is it because you are different from me?" After saying this, the atmosphere suddenly changed.
I couldn't help but say: "Lao Niu, what expression did you have just now, did you change your face?"
He smiled fakely, as if I were an outsider, and said, "I'm happy for you, oh, our Fuzi is in love, it should smell good, I'll give you a bottle of perfume."
Lao Niu's perfume is precious, I am happy, took the perfume, and was about to thank Lao Niu.
Lao Niu waved his hand, "I'm tired, you should go."
I don't want to, "No, you have to talk to me more, I'm so wronged and sad now."
He laughed loudly, "You are sad like showing affection, I will be jealous. Fuzi, I am really tired, let's talk another day."
I still don't want to leave, the old cow is anxious, "One bottle is not enough? I'll give you another bottle."
The moment the door was closed, I didn't know if I was hungry, but I vaguely saw the old cow's face pulled down.As soon as the cold wind blew outside, I realized that Lao Niu was going to be alienated from me.Originally, Lao Niu wanted to say something personal to me, but in the end, I was so good that I just said "Hao Zeyu will not be like him", and slammed back hard, so what does Lao Niu think?Fuzi is the girlfriend of a big star, don't compare me with you?Thinking about how good Lao Niu has always been, I regretted it so much that I hurriedly called Lao Niu, but Lao Niu pressed the button, and when I called again, he turned off the phone.
Go up and knock on the door again?That's not appropriate.
On the mobile phone, Hao Zeyu sent a message, asking if you are okay?
At this time, I wanted to cry very much. When the first tear was about to fall, I held back it.If you want to cry, don't cry here.If something happens, I have to make it all right.If I can't knock on this door, I'll knock on another door.
〔six〕
I went to the mansion of Peng Song's family, pressed the door downstairs, but no one answered, I looked at the window, his house was dark.
There was a fire in my heart, today is really not going well, everything is not going according to my script.Turning around to leave, only to find that Peng Song came back with a sullen face reeking of alcohol.
When I saw this, I became even angrier, and pushed him back, "What? I told you about this because you could help me persuade Dad! What's wrong? Who told you to be my brother! I'm your sister! You deserve this, and you should control me!"
Peng Song also got angry, "I owe you what is due to you!"
"You deserve me! You owe me! Who told you to play with me since you were a child! Who told you to go to our house for dinner! Who told you to stay with me for so many years! Who told me to keep all my secrets? I know! When someone makes me feel bad, you always rush out to give me a hand. Except for my parents, who makes you the closest person to me! You shouldn’t owe me, okay? No!” I burst into tears It's like turning on the faucet and jumping out hard.
Peng Song scolded me, "Why are you crying! You are justified in crying?"
I jumped, "I'll just cry! I'm justified! Did I do something wrong? Didn't I just get along with Hao Zeyu? Dad disagrees, Lao Niu wants to be estranged from me, and you are the same. People all over the world oppose me and Hao Zeyu. Hao Zeyu is together! I know what you object to! I know that when I am with him, I can’t see the light, I can’t go shopping, I can’t hold hands casually, and I have to watch him kiss other people in the play! Watch him talk about himself on TV. Single! He is doing well, I am worried that he may not love me anymore, and he is not doing well, I am worried that I may not love him anymore. But I can’t stop now, he loves me and I love him! I don’t care Whether I can get married or not in the future, I don’t care how long we can be together, even if one day I am pregnant and he kicks me, I am willing! It’s not that he wants me to be like this, but I want to be like this, this feeling is so cool! I think I’m great! I am not the lucky child I used to be! I used to dare not even think about the word love, because I thought I was not worthy! Now I think I am worthy, not for someone like Hao Zeyu, but for anyone. Got it! Because I'm great!" After that, I burst into tears!
Several lights were on upstairs, and many people went to the window to tell people not to sleep, and the security guard also came to persuade them, telling the mother and son not to quarrel.Hearing what the security guard said, I cried even harder!
Peng Song yelled at the security guard, "Get out, have you ever seen such a mother and child?"
He watched me cry for a while, and couldn't help asking, "Have you cried enough?"
I held back, "I haven't cried enough, but I'm too lazy to tell you, whether you like to be angry or not, I'm leaving!"
Peng Song scolded viciously: "You idiot."
I was about to reply when he hugged me.The tears I had stopped flowed out again, wet Xiaosongzi's shoulders.
Xiao Songzi patted me, "It's all right to cry for a while, your make-up is all crying." After being gentle for a while, he scolded again: "Can you stop rubbing my shoulder? My clothes can't be washed!"
I hugged Xiaosongzi's shoulders, familiar and unfamiliar, two thoughts came out.It turned out that the little pine nut was a man; when the little pine nut grew up, it could make my sister cry on it. It was the second best shoulder I had ever leaned on.
Huh?Why is it second best?Oh, because the first one is Hao Zeyu.Thinking of this, I laughed, which frightened Peng Song. He called me stupid again, but patted my back lightly to comfort me.
In the night sky, next to the moon, Venus accompanies it.
It was late at night, and the day was finally over.This day is so long that I decided not to tell Hao Zeyu what happened today.Because this day has nothing to do with him, this is my day.
(End of this chapter)
〔one〕
I fell asleep, and when I woke up, all thoughts were lost.Where am I?what happened?Am I still alive?However, when I opened my mouth, I said, "Shouldn't it be time to eat?"
A male voice said: "Hmm."
I looked up and saw that I was in the back seat of the car, pillowing on Hao Zeyu's leg, and his leg was covered with my saliva.I wiped my mouth, rubbed Hao Zeyu's pants with my sleeve, and continued to lie on his lap.I have to think about what happened recently.These days are like an idol drama, and my poor brain can't bear it.
Oh, I remembered.This is on the way from the airport to my house.The last time we left Harbin, we didn't go back to Beijing. We went directly to Bali to finish filming the rest of the web drama, and we returned to Beijing on New Year's Eve.This sleep made me almost forget what happened this month.This indirectly reflects that I am eager to return to my heart, and I want to show Hao Zeyu to my parents as soon as possible?Ha ha.
Hao Zeyu looked out of the window, but unconsciously pinched my face with his hands. I teased him and patted his hands, "Why? Although my face is fat, you can't treat it like a walnut."
He smiled, still pinching my fat face.
I get it, he's a little nervous.Everyone gets nervous, but when he gets nervous, why is he so good-looking.I sat up and comforted him, "It's okay, my parents won't eat you up."
"What did you tell your parents?"
"I just said, this year's New Year's Eve dinner, I will come back with a surprise."
He was still worried, "If your parents don't like me, what should you do?"
"Is there anyone who doesn't like you?"
He really thought about it for a while, "When you first brought me along, it was hard to like me, right?"
I got stuck and changed the subject, "How could my parents not like you? Our family likes to take advantage of it the most. Their daughter took such a big advantage."
I deliberately interrupted, which made him a little relaxed, and he also smiled, "I took advantage of you, you have a courtyard house."
I rolled my eyes, "Siheyuan? It's a large courtyard. At most, it's only 40 square meters. There is no toilet, and the conditions are very poor."
He said foolishly, "Then I will make good money next year and buy a real courtyard house for you to live in."
Someone set off firecrackers outside the window, he looked out the window, "Time is so fast, this time last year, you came to my house to buy me McDonald's."
I pushed him, "Why do you feel like you are going to die again?"
"It's so beautiful now, it's too good to be true." He looked at me, "I was quite sleepy just now, but I didn't dare to sleep, because I was afraid that if it was a dream, I would be alone again after waking up. Chinese New Year, what should I do." He started playing with my fingers again, pinching one by one, "It's fine as long as it's been like this, the car just drives like this, and nothing will change."
I was about to speak, but the driver interrupted him, "That's not okay, I have to go home to watch the Spring Festival Gala."
I said to the master: "He is joking."
The master said: "Thirty years old, everyone is happy. Are you not happy when you go home?"
"Master, what you said is really good, are you not happy to go home?" I grabbed Hao Zeyu's hand, "Let's go home."
The master said again: "Young man, are you an actor? I think you look familiar..."
It's over, forget the disadvantage of falling in love with an actor, that is, being recognized by passers-by.I was about to blurt out the word "no", but the master spoke so fast and interrupted me again.
He said: "I remembered! You have acted in "Han Zhu Ge Ge", Erkang, right?"
Hao Zeyu smiled, "That's right, I acted in 1996."
I'm going into the house quickly, and I'm still a little angry-are my Hao Zeyu's nostrils that big?
〔two〕
The parents were really pleasantly surprised when they saw Hao Zeyu. The second elder let Hao Zeyu sit casually, which made Hao Zeyu feel like hemorrhoids, standing and sitting, a little embarrassed, he didn't know what to call his parents, so he had to pull out the suitcase and get a gift .
Mom is so fake, before Hao Zeyu did it, she took it herself, boasting, saying that the water, cream, and mask are really good, and they come with a bag.
"Mom, that's Hao Zeyu's toiletry bag."
Mom smirked, and picked up the mink fur again, and while she couldn't put it down, she pushed towards Hao Zeyu, saying it was too expensive and it was inappropriate.
"Mom, he gave it to me!"
Mom said it was even more inappropriate.
Hao Zeyu said sincerely: "There is nothing inappropriate, we Northeast men like to buy ferrets for our partners."
With a shy face, I showed my love (showing that my boyfriend is rich) and I came to my parents, I’m really embarrassed, hehe.
Mom and Dad looked at each other, and Mom asked, "Who are you dating?"
"Me," I said a little shyly, "Mom, Northeastern refers to girlfriends as objects."
The room suddenly became silent, only the chicken thief was whining around Hao Zeyu's feet, meaning you hug me.
Mom kicked the chicken thief to the side, and the chicken thief screamed in fright, which means, what are you kicking me for?
Dad said, "When did it happen?" Dad was in a hurry—he stuttered when he was in a hurry.
I replied: "When I go to Macau."
"Then, at that time, you and the surname Yang just broke up, right?"
"Ang, that's right, what's wrong?"
Dad fell silent, and Mom suddenly said, "Understood."
"What do you know?"
"Why don't you shoot a reality show, pretend to bring back a son-in-law, and see how the parents react," Mom probed, "Where's the camera?"
I finally explained the letter to my parents. My father wanted to say something, but my mother dragged me into the kitchen to make dumplings.
Hao Zeyu hugged the chicken thief, pretending to be very interested, the smile on his face froze.I rubbed his face and comforted him: "Look at your big surprise, how much you have surprised your parents."
When eating dumplings, it was a bit cold.At this time, I have never loved the Spring Festival Gala and my mother so much.I devoted myself wholeheartedly to the Spring Festival Gala on TV. My mother told me that it was like cross talk, one was funny, the other was flattering. The mother and daughter worked hard to make this scene hot.
I was eating dumplings, and when Feng Gong came out and said, "I miss you so much", I was rolling with laughter, and the dumplings in my mouth were accurately stuck in my throat.I was speechless and kept waving my hands, both Hao Zeyu and my mother were stunned.
Dad saw it, and put down his chopsticks, "Why are you still standing there, my daughter is choking!"
My mother was short-sighted, and she picked up a dumpling and told me to rush down, but my dad nimbly punched me on the chest a few times, and I spit out the dumpling.Since then, I am a funny person, like an eggplant beaten by frost, withered.
Mom talked about stand-up comedy for a while, but no one cheered, so she gave up, so she had to eat melon seeds.
Dad finally looked at Hao Zeyu squarely, and he said, "Xiao Hao, let's drink something?" Huh?Dad usually doesn't like to drink.
Hao Zeyu was very happy and nodded fiercely.
There is only one bottle of white wine at home, and my father said that there is not enough wine.Mom made eye contact with me. In this scene, I can't leave, and she has to buy it.
Mom was about to stand up, but Dad stopped him and asked Hao Zeyu to buy it politely.I was worried and stood up to accompany him. Dad said you sit down.
Hao Zeyu winked with me, smiled and went out to buy wine.
Mom threw the melon seeds on the table, looked at Dad, and said angrily: "Okay, people are leaving, if you have something to say, hurry up!"
Dad drank several cups one after another, looked at me, opened his mouth, and seemed to have a thousand words, but in the end he just smiled wryly, filled himself a cup, and raised it to drink again.
At first I was very angry and wanted to get angry, but seeing Dad's attitude, I snatched Dad's wine glass and wanted to drink it, but I didn't drink white wine for too long, and I choked again.
Mom was a little angry, "What are you two doing! Talk!"
Wiping my mouth, I looked at my dad and said, "Thank you so much! You made me feel confident today. Originally, I thought that someone like him was too rich for me, but I understand your attitude today. Now, it must be that he is not good enough for me, otherwise you can't throw face like this. You can't do it like Yang Fuyuan, and you can't do it like Hao Zeyu. I found out that as long as it is a man, you are not satisfied. What do you want? Ah? Tell me!"
Dad wiped his face, and said slowly, "What do you want me to say? What do you say, you are not human inside and out."
He picked up the wine bottle, took a few gulps, and staggered back to the house.
I was anxious, and stood up, "Mom! Look at your man! You are too bullying, at least scold him! I don't even bother to scold! Is Hao Zeyu that bad?"
Mom glared at me, "Look at your man first! There was a figure swaying past the door just now, don't let him run away when he heard it." At this time, I felt my mother's majestic strategy.She continued to give instructions, "I'll take care of your dad, you take care of him. Hurry up and find him, he's a guest, we can't let the guest run away like this."
I got up and ran out, reached the door, and turned back again—the word "guest" in my mother's mouth was too frightening.I stared at my mother, "That mink coat, if you really like it, I'll give it to you."
"Yo, you bought me!"
"Mom..." I stamped my feet, "Give me a letter." Of course the letter wasn't the mink coat.
My mother understands me very well, "Fish looks for fish and shrimp, and he is blind, but I don't discriminate against disabled people."
As soon as I left the gate of the compound, I ran into Hao Zeyu.He was squatting there smoking, looking at the cigarette butts under his feet, I felt relieved, Mom should have been dazzled just now, and he should have been smoking here all the time.
He looked up at me with puppy-like eyes, "Are you done talking?"
Originally, I had saved up a lot of lines to fool him, but seeing the faint smile on his face, I didn't know where to start a gag, so I just snatched the cigarette from his mouth, squatted down and smoked.The two of us looked and felt like neighbors taking a shit in a public toilet side by side.
Instead, he reassured me, "It's okay."
"You know what it is, so you just say it's okay?" I was annoyed.
"I feel more at ease in my heart. Otherwise, the two of us would have gone too smoothly, and it wouldn't seem real."
He put his arms around me, "As long as you like me, it's fine. To be honest, I never believed that other people would fall in love with me..."
I just can’t get used to him saying this funeral speech, “I still don’t believe that other people will fall in love with me!... Hey, why are you always rubbing against me?” I’m wearing a torn down jacket, bulging, just like Roshan, Hao Zeyu Can't reach my shoulders.
Hao Zeyu smiled sincerely, "Look at you fat."
Tonight, this fat, it sounds very harsh, "Who is fat!"
"I'm fat, it's not enough that I'm a big fat man." He pinched my face.
I slapped him, "Let me ask you, do you have a strange habit of liking fat girls."
He rolled his eyes and pointed to his eyes, "Listening to what you said, my eyelids are almost dislocated."
I was angry, "Don't interrupt, just tell me, do you like fat people?"
He suppressed his smile and said, "I don't like fat people, but I like you."
After we went back, our expressions returned to normal, and my mother also looked very natural, "Oh, I drank two cups, and my head is on the top! Go back to the house and go to sleep. Come, auntie will drink with you."
Mom behaved well and did what a future mother-in-law should do: she took advantage of the opportunity to touch his house while drinking to make the scene more formal.
After twelve o'clock, we sent Hao Zeyu away. Before he got into the car, we shook hands for a while, as if sending energy to each other.
After returning home, I faced my mother, speechless, with mixed feelings, and finally managed to say, "Mom, thank you."
"Don't thank me, you have to thank that mink."
〔three〕
On the first day of the new year, it is reasonable to go to my grandparents to pay New Year's greetings. I don't want to go, but I have to go, or Dad will lose face, because Mom doesn't go to New Year's greetings.Our old Fu family still maintains the demeanor of the old and the young in the Manchu Qing Dynasty, and we pay a lot of attention to the New Year.When grandparents were alive, those who didn't know thought that a group of psychopaths were acting in Qing court dramas.They are poor and proud, and intermarriage must at least be inlaid with yellow flags. Therefore, my mother, who came from a working class, was not well received by the old Fu's family. In order to marry my mother, my father voluntarily gave up the property and never returned at the age of thirty. Over there.
Of course, the inheritance is nothing, just a small room in a dilapidated courtyard house.Several uncles and aunts live in the next door, and the next generation of cousins have children, and they also come to live together, for fear of demolition in the future, whoever will take advantage of a few centimeters.For the sake of Dad's face, Mom must come and endure for a day on New Year's Eve.Later, my grandma passed away, and no one from my father asked about it. Since that year, my mother has stopped coming to pay New Year's greetings.
But this year is strange, my mother even took the initiative to say that she would go there.Today the temperature is above zero, and along the way, my mother in mink sweated all the time, her face was covered with powder, I couldn't help but say, "What are you doing?"
Later, when I saw the expressions of my uncles and aunts, I understood that it was too much.
When we met, the relatives were asking An to give a big gift, and the two aunts were even more exaggerated, exchanging hands, knees bent, and saying to each other that sisters and sisters have a happy New Year, just like meeting concubines in "The Legend of Zhen Huan".
Mom laughed and said, "I don't understand this old reasoning either, so I won't play "The Legend of Zhen Huan" with you." Mom's mink fur coat was very eye-catching.
The second aunt looked up and down, and sneered, "You are in such a body, I dare not let you salute."
The third aunt said, "You are rich, you are wearing a mink!"
"Dafuzi bought it for me." Diao He seemed to grow on her mother, and she seemed to be stroking her hair, "I don't want it, I have to buy it. I don't know how to spend the money I make this year." Finally, my mother felt proud up.
I, who was so promising, knelt on the ground and said Happy New Year, aunt, uncle, aunt, aunt, and uncle.My uncle said that I was not well-mannered, and for the sake of the New Year's money, I endured it.
"A Mou Qi, A Mou, Aunt Papa, Wo Ke..." I won't translate these Manchu addressing words for you ordinary people, "I wish you all the best and good health forever!" The last sentence, I Call out the broadcasting tone directly.Fortunately, the Qing Dynasty was overthrown a long time ago, and being Gege is really tiring.
Next came the New Year's money session, and the second aunt stopped everyone, "There is no need for the New Year's money, she is already engaged."
The cousin couldn't help but said, "Didn't you blow it again?"
"That counts."
The second aunt said that although I won't give the New Year's money, I will guarantee a big matchmaker for me.She found a photo of a fat black man from her mobile phone, and said that this was the great-grandson of Aixinjueluo's family, who worked as a city manager. Although we were married twice, we were so fat that we looked like a husband and wife.
I looked at the photo and took a sharp breath.Second aunt, I'm your niece, you can't hurt me like this!
The third aunt also wanted to harm me, she blamed the second aunt for securing such a good matchmaker for me, why didn't she find a match for her son.
The third aunt said that my cousin was broken in love, as if he couldn't live. She used me as an example, saying that I was so strong after being divorced.
The third aunt asked me to go to her room later to persuade my cousin, because of this pain: "Only you can understand."
I think that mink fur coat caused the two aunts to accumulate too much hatred.I said, "No, Sangu knows better."
Background summary: Sangu divorced only half a year ago.
I took Second Aunt's hand, "Second Aunt, you understand better—has my Second Aunt broken up with that vixen?"
Dad dragged me into the courtyard, afraid that they would hear me, so he whispered, "Why are you talking about this?"
"I will introduce you to a second marriage, you are happy!"
"You just say you have a boyfriend, don't you have it?"
Hey, finally got a chance to go wild - I'm not even out of breath yet! "I don't dare to have a boyfriend, take one back, you don't like one!"
Dad was a little embarrassed, "Keep your voice down."
I became more and more confident, "I don't understand, what makes Hao Zeyu unsatisfactory, ordinary people are happy to fall into this kind of son-in-law, I am not worthy of him..."
Dad was also anxious, "You also know that you are not good enough for him!"
I was angry: "Who says I'm not worthy of others!"
"You just said that."
"I was being polite to you! You are serious! I deserve it!"
"How are you worthy? How old is he, how old are you?"
"Hey, when I was with Yongkang, my mother didn't agree. You said in front of her that the female junior was holding a golden brick. I am four years older than Hao Zeyu. Why can't I hold the golden brick!"
"What is his identity? What is your identity?"
"I am a career woman who relies on my own ability to earn a living, and he is an actor—by the way, you said that he is an actor who has just studied in an art school. I am a man of Qing Dynasty, why am I not worthy of this actor? "
Dad was angry, "How much is he, how much are you!"
This really left me speechless, and I became angry from embarrassment, "I'm so fat, you didn't feed me when I was a child!"
I was just about to reprimand him for feeding me fat, but he stopped me, "Don't yell at me! I know you don't want to hear this, but I don't feel bad when I say this!"
I can't see Dad saying this, I softened my tone, "Dad, I really like him."
Dad said sadly: "I know, you look at his eyes with light, Dad has never seen you like that. Dad can also tell that he likes you, but like this kind of thing, the most unreliable. Today I like you , If you don’t like it tomorrow. He left you, and there are a lot of little girls following him. If you leave him, who else can you like? Who else can you fall in love with?”
As soon as I heard it, I was happy. It turns out that Dad's heart disease is here.I looked for a solution optimistically, "If you think I'm not good enough, I'll get better! If you think I'm not thin enough, then I'll get thinner!"
"You are my daughter. I know what you can become. Dad wants you to be better than anyone else, but some are better. No matter how hard we try, we can't achieve it."
I was bombarded by five thunders.Life is cruel to me, but I am not inferior, because the man I love the most, my dad, thinks I am the best!I don't take anyone who says I can't, but today my dad actually said I can't!I looked at Dad in disbelief.
Dad was a little choked up, and he said: "Fuzi, you are people from two worlds. If you two are in a relationship and you have to be a bad guy, then I will be the one. If you two fail in the future, if you want to blame him, you can't." Can't find it. But Dad's always here, and you can blame Dad. You can't blame yourself in the end." He went back into the house.
I stood in the yard in a daze.Seeing that I was unhappy, my cousin took me to the alley to smoke a cigarette to relieve my boredom.My cousin looked at my trousers and wondered, "It's so warm, why are you wearing cotton trousers?"
"Ah, I didn't even wear long johns."
She pinched my pants and shook her head, "You used to be fat for fun, but now you are too fat for seriousness." The cousin's rhetoric is really funny.
I laughed and said, "You said that I am so fat, who would believe it? When we were young, we always said that we looked alike. I remember going to the hospital for injections. I received two injections. It turned out that the nurse made a mistake and thought I was And you."
"Who told you to get fat as soon as you entered junior high school, just like blowing up a balloon."
"When I was young, I thought I would grow up to be a big beauty like you, but I ended up getting fat like this," I asked her, "Sister, how much do you weigh?"
"102 catties, what's the matter?"
I leaned my head on my sister's shoulder, "I was thinking, what would it look like if I lost weight to 102 pounds?"
〔Four〕
Taking advantage of Hao Zeyu's announcement, I finally got rid of him. He has been so clingy to me these past few days that it has delayed my business!
Who is the business, Peng Song!Have I not mentioned him for a long time?Where are Peng Song's fans, let me see your waving hands!If my life was a drama, Peng Song would definitely be the second male lead, that's right!Hey, what role is Lao Niu playing?Even if it's a female second...
I solemnly invited Peng Song to dinner, and Peng Song burst into tears, "It's really a cycad tree blooming, you have never invited me to dinner in this life!"
"Who said that? When I was a child, I always bought you raccoon crispy noodles!"
My topic kept turning to the warm childhood memories of the two of us, trying to create a warm atmosphere, and then I took the opportunity to tell him about Hao Zeyu and I-now I need the support of my friends so much!However, I kept going back and forth, and even talked about asking him to buy sanitary napkins for me for half an hour when I had menarche.
He was playing with his mobile phone, talking to me one after another, and finally asked sullenly, "What's the matter?"
"Ah, it's okay."
He looked up at me and continued to play with his mobile phone, "Pregnant?"
"what?"
He sighed: "This day is finally here." Xiao Songzi put down his phone and looked at me, "I'm pregnant. If you don't want it, I'll make a call with you. If you don't have enough money, I'll pay for it. If you want it, we want it." There is no way to give birth, anyway, with my uncle here, it’s okay if the child doesn’t have a father.”
I couldn't laugh or cry, "What are you thinking!"
"You lose money, do you know how much I worry about you? You look like you are prone to pregnancy. You specialize in sibling love. The reproductive ability of little boys is so strong now. I am afraid that you will not be responsible if you are pregnant. , I’ve been worrying for so many years! But later, I saved a rainy day fund, in case you get pregnant unexpectedly, our parents’ pension money won’t be lost with you.”
"You're just pregnant! I'm not pregnant!"
"Ah? Not pregnant? Then you want to borrow money? How much?"
"Who wants to borrow money!"
He looked at me for a long time, and suddenly became angry, "You're not pregnant, and you don't borrow money, why are you doing such a grand thing as inviting me to dinner!"
"I can't find you if I have nothing to do!"
"Did you find me all right?"
I have nothing to say, it really is.I thought about it, lowered my head, and didn't dare to look at him directly, "I'm looking for you today because my sister has a joy here, and I want to share it with my dearest brother..."
"I go!"
I was dissatisfied with his attitude and raised my head, "Who are you scolding!"
"Aunt Niu is going to commit suicide!"
I laughed, how is it possible?People all over the world commit suicide, but the old cow will still live strong, and can still make mitotic divisions to contribute to the reproduction of human beings.
Seeing that I didn't believe it, Peng Song handed over the phone.Lao Niu's latest Moments, is a photo of his wrist bleeding, and the fat hand is Lao Niu.The accompanying text is: I want to die.
Peng Song ran the red light all the way, at the speed of life and death.I was so scared that I burst into tears, maybe I would die before the old cow.
I thought about Lao Niu's life, how difficult it is for him, his mouth is soft-hearted, he will always be let down, and he will always take care of others, but who will take care of him?Thinking of this, I cried even harder.
When they got to the door, Peng Song knocked on the door loudly, yelling for Lao Niu to open the door, but no one was allowed inside.With tears streaming down my face, I pushed Peng Song away and slammed on the door hard.
I bumped into it and cried and shouted, "Old Niu, can you die in a few years? I haven't developed enough to repay you!"
"Old Niu, don't die, Hao Zeyu and I are reconciled, I haven't told you yet..." Before I finished speaking, the door was knocked open by me, and I rolled into Lao Niu's house with inertia.
I lay on the ground and raised my head to find the old cow's body.Who knew, the old cow stood in front of me with a bath towel on, staring at me.
I cried, "Old cow, you are not dead!"
He asked calmly, "Are you okay with my artist?"
Peng Song at the door chuckled, "You and Xiaoyu? Don't be ridiculous! April Fool's Day isn't here yet?"
I lay on the ground, afraid to speak.
After a while, Peng Song believed what I said, and said, I'll go!
〔Fives〕
There is a perfume cabinet in Lao Niu’s house, all of which are expensive essences. He accidentally smashed the most expensive bottle, and cut his wrist while packing up. Lao Niu took a photo and lamented that his life was miserable. Misunderstood, the two hundred and five of us rushed over to save people.Of course it doesn't matter, even if Lao Niu is dead now, he will come back to life and figure out the matter between me and Hao Zeyu.
He called Hao Zeyu.Lao Niu's mobile phone microphone is too loud, and I can hear it clearly.
Hao Zeyu said: "Since you asked, I won't hide it from you. We are in a relationship. In fact, I wanted to tell you when I came back from Macau, but Fuzi didn't let me." He paused, "Lao Niu , are you not happy?"
Lao Niu smiled sweetly at the phone: "This is a happy event, I'm happy for you!" He hung up the phone, with the smile still floating on his face, as if he was harboring a ghost.
I shivered and said, "Old Niu, yes, I'm sorry."
"It's good," he thought for a while, "You're not pregnant, are you?"
"No!" I denied it flatly, and at the same time felt a little sad and angry, "How suitable am I to be pregnant?"
"It's fine if you're not pregnant, but you have to..." Lao Niu didn't say anything.
Peng Song asked suddenly: "What's wrong with being pregnant?"
"It's nothing."
Peng Song became cold, "If you are pregnant, just bury Fuzi alive on the spot, don't affect the image of your family's cash cow, right?"
"Yes! Bury it in spring, and grow a bunch of blessings in autumn!" The old cow broke out, "You are sick, have I offended you? Return your house to my house? If you speak so eccentrically, believe it or not, I will sew your mouth shut." superior!"
Why did they quarrel?I immediately understood that these two people were angry and embarrassed to send it to me, so they were quarreling to consume anger points.I wanted to interrupt, so I quickly turned on the TV, "Hey, there is a running man tonight, I heard this episode is really good!" I flicked the remote control, God help me, the TV is broadcasting an interview with Hao Zeyu, talking about feelings.
I pretended to be surprised, "Look, our big star is so handsome!"
However, the two of them ignored me, and they quarreled until the sky was dark, and they complemented each other with Hao Zeyu on TV.
Peng Song said: "What the hell are you supporting? Are you able to support it? When this matter breaks out, you are not going to save Xiaoyu..."
Lao Niu said: "Then what do you always say? Break them up now? Artists and staff are much better off, aren't they all living well..."
Hao Zeyu on TV said: "I like girls who look like quilts..."
Peng Song said: "... All those who live well are all stars! What about the staff? There are a lot of them who lost their jobs and returned to their hometowns. There are countless crazy and stupid ones. Ordinary people have never fallen in love with celebrities. Good end..."
Lao Niu said: "How do you know that they didn't end well? I was wondering. I'm not in a hurry when the two fall in love. Why are you in a hurry? Are you secretly in love with Hao Zeyu or Fuzi?"
Hao Zeyu on TV said: "...when I'm sad, she can warm me up. I take her out to dry and put my face on it. It smells like the sun..."
I laughed, and the smell of the sun?I'm about to be sprayed with mold by these two people's saliva now.Huh?Why didn't the two of you quarrel, they were all looking at me.Do I laugh too much like a pig?Looking at my hand, it turned out that I subconsciously took out a piece of bread from the coffee table and was gnawing on it.I quickly put it back.
Peng Song scolded me: "I really want to eat all the time!"
I'm annoyed, "Why don't I eat? Watching you two quarrel? You two seem to be sick, what should you do now? You should call me a vixen, old cow, you should call me a vixen, and find trouble for you .”
The old cow rolled his eyes, "Don't put gold on your face, how can you grow into a vixen like you."
I continued, "Xiao Songzi, you should scold me for not telling you now."
Peng Song's face looked better, but his mouth was not forgiving, "Do you still have the face to mention it?"
"Have a face, I invite you to dinner today, just to tell you about it, I swear, you are the one the whole world wants to tell about me and Hao Zeyu."
Peng Song cheered up, "Don't fool me..."
"Who fooled you, because you can help me persuade Dad, otherwise why would I tell you?"
Peng Song's face changed, "Then don't tell me, I really don't want to know." What's wrong with him, did he get better just now?Which sentence did I say wrong again?
Peng Song was so angry that his hands were shaking, "Ms. Fuzi, you are so awesome. After falling in love, you even got your brains straightened out? Have you learned to be smart? I'll help you persuade dad? I'm too busy to care about your business Son! Who can help you persuade Dad, who do you go to!" He walked away.
I'm so mad, what kind of attitude is he! "Old Niu, you said he was too much, what did I do to him?"
The old cow shook his head, "If it were me, I'd be angry too. You only came to him when you asked him for something? Your relationship is deformed enough."
"But he is my brother."
"I don't think he regards you as his dearest sister, but you treat him as a policeman in your alley. Why? He doesn't have a crush on you. Why does he keep giving so infatuatedly?"
Lao Niu saw that I was confused, ignored me, and started to tune in to watch TV, and finally stayed on a very ugly TV series.
I thought about it for a while, really, it seems that I have never cared about him for so many years, I didn’t even give him a present for his birthday, but he always missed me, my lover in the first year of working in "Fashion Trends" On Christmas Day, the order was placed, and he even sent a big bouquet of roses to the office to support the show...
I watched with Lao Niu like a walking dead for a while, but my mouth was still stubborn, "Then he can't curse me, I just got together with Hao Zeyu, and he said that falling in love with a celebrity didn't end well, Lao Niu, judge me."
Lao Niu smiled, his eyes still looking at the screen, "I'm really not qualified to refute others, I'm just an example."
He pointed to the actor on TV, "This is my ex-boyfriend."
I was surprised, "Huh? Him? He's so popular! Hey, Lao Niu, you have such a big gossip to hide. It's not like you! Why don't you say it?"
He still didn't take his eyes off the screen, "How to say, who are you talking to? Everyone thinks, you're obsessed, how can he get along with you, a big fat man." His face was full of tenderness, "But I have also lost weight Ah, how beautiful I was when I was young. At that time, everyone in our circle knew that I was an assistant who was prettier than a star, and a lot of rich people even said they wanted to hire me. At that time, he was a young actor from Beijing Drift, and he chased me for a long time , I agreed. I only stayed for one piece for three months, but I was really happy at that time, although he kicked me after he became popular..." The old cow said mischievously, "You know the world What is the worst thing in the world? It's when a heartless person becomes popular on TV, and you become a fat man under the TV." Every word he said was tinged with sadness.
I want to say something comforting, to the old cow, but also to myself.Finally, a sentence that didn't express the meaning came out, "Hao Zeyu will never be the same as him!"
I think this is very good, but the smile on the old cow's face froze, and then slowly faded, his face sank, and then he smiled again, the smile and voice were very strange, "Oh, it's not that they don't know each other. Same, is it because you are different from me?" After saying this, the atmosphere suddenly changed.
I couldn't help but say: "Lao Niu, what expression did you have just now, did you change your face?"
He smiled fakely, as if I were an outsider, and said, "I'm happy for you, oh, our Fuzi is in love, it should smell good, I'll give you a bottle of perfume."
Lao Niu's perfume is precious, I am happy, took the perfume, and was about to thank Lao Niu.
Lao Niu waved his hand, "I'm tired, you should go."
I don't want to, "No, you have to talk to me more, I'm so wronged and sad now."
He laughed loudly, "You are sad like showing affection, I will be jealous. Fuzi, I am really tired, let's talk another day."
I still don't want to leave, the old cow is anxious, "One bottle is not enough? I'll give you another bottle."
The moment the door was closed, I didn't know if I was hungry, but I vaguely saw the old cow's face pulled down.As soon as the cold wind blew outside, I realized that Lao Niu was going to be alienated from me.Originally, Lao Niu wanted to say something personal to me, but in the end, I was so good that I just said "Hao Zeyu will not be like him", and slammed back hard, so what does Lao Niu think?Fuzi is the girlfriend of a big star, don't compare me with you?Thinking about how good Lao Niu has always been, I regretted it so much that I hurriedly called Lao Niu, but Lao Niu pressed the button, and when I called again, he turned off the phone.
Go up and knock on the door again?That's not appropriate.
On the mobile phone, Hao Zeyu sent a message, asking if you are okay?
At this time, I wanted to cry very much. When the first tear was about to fall, I held back it.If you want to cry, don't cry here.If something happens, I have to make it all right.If I can't knock on this door, I'll knock on another door.
〔six〕
I went to the mansion of Peng Song's family, pressed the door downstairs, but no one answered, I looked at the window, his house was dark.
There was a fire in my heart, today is really not going well, everything is not going according to my script.Turning around to leave, only to find that Peng Song came back with a sullen face reeking of alcohol.
When I saw this, I became even angrier, and pushed him back, "What? I told you about this because you could help me persuade Dad! What's wrong? Who told you to be my brother! I'm your sister! You deserve this, and you should control me!"
Peng Song also got angry, "I owe you what is due to you!"
"You deserve me! You owe me! Who told you to play with me since you were a child! Who told you to go to our house for dinner! Who told you to stay with me for so many years! Who told me to keep all my secrets? I know! When someone makes me feel bad, you always rush out to give me a hand. Except for my parents, who makes you the closest person to me! You shouldn’t owe me, okay? No!” I burst into tears It's like turning on the faucet and jumping out hard.
Peng Song scolded me, "Why are you crying! You are justified in crying?"
I jumped, "I'll just cry! I'm justified! Did I do something wrong? Didn't I just get along with Hao Zeyu? Dad disagrees, Lao Niu wants to be estranged from me, and you are the same. People all over the world oppose me and Hao Zeyu. Hao Zeyu is together! I know what you object to! I know that when I am with him, I can’t see the light, I can’t go shopping, I can’t hold hands casually, and I have to watch him kiss other people in the play! Watch him talk about himself on TV. Single! He is doing well, I am worried that he may not love me anymore, and he is not doing well, I am worried that I may not love him anymore. But I can’t stop now, he loves me and I love him! I don’t care Whether I can get married or not in the future, I don’t care how long we can be together, even if one day I am pregnant and he kicks me, I am willing! It’s not that he wants me to be like this, but I want to be like this, this feeling is so cool! I think I’m great! I am not the lucky child I used to be! I used to dare not even think about the word love, because I thought I was not worthy! Now I think I am worthy, not for someone like Hao Zeyu, but for anyone. Got it! Because I'm great!" After that, I burst into tears!
Several lights were on upstairs, and many people went to the window to tell people not to sleep, and the security guard also came to persuade them, telling the mother and son not to quarrel.Hearing what the security guard said, I cried even harder!
Peng Song yelled at the security guard, "Get out, have you ever seen such a mother and child?"
He watched me cry for a while, and couldn't help asking, "Have you cried enough?"
I held back, "I haven't cried enough, but I'm too lazy to tell you, whether you like to be angry or not, I'm leaving!"
Peng Song scolded viciously: "You idiot."
I was about to reply when he hugged me.The tears I had stopped flowed out again, wet Xiaosongzi's shoulders.
Xiao Songzi patted me, "It's all right to cry for a while, your make-up is all crying." After being gentle for a while, he scolded again: "Can you stop rubbing my shoulder? My clothes can't be washed!"
I hugged Xiaosongzi's shoulders, familiar and unfamiliar, two thoughts came out.It turned out that the little pine nut was a man; when the little pine nut grew up, it could make my sister cry on it. It was the second best shoulder I had ever leaned on.
Huh?Why is it second best?Oh, because the first one is Hao Zeyu.Thinking of this, I laughed, which frightened Peng Song. He called me stupid again, but patted my back lightly to comfort me.
In the night sky, next to the moon, Venus accompanies it.
It was late at night, and the day was finally over.This day is so long that I decided not to tell Hao Zeyu what happened today.Because this day has nothing to do with him, this is my day.
(End of this chapter)
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