come on!you are the fattest

Chapter 10 My home is on the Songhua River in the Northeast, where there are soy and sorghum all over the mountains
〔one〕

After returning from Macau, Hao Zeyu gave Lao Niu a big gift: he decided to accept the web drama.

Lao Niu asked him why, and he said he wanted to support his family.

After a while, Lao Niu came to his senses and asked him, "Are you in love?"

Hao Zeyu smiled like a fool, just about to speak.My head buzzed, and I pointed in a random direction, trying to distract the old cow.I shouted: "Handsome guy!"

Lao Niu didn't take it seriously, "What's wrong with the handsome guy, I'm still a pretty girl!"

"A different handsome guy!"

"Why is it different?"

The skill of telling nonsense all my life is blooming at this moment, and I think of a nonsense that has no conscience, "Your ex!"

"which one?"

"The one who owes you money!"

"Which of my exes doesn't owe me money?"

"It's the one you fell in love with in Guangzhou, but you found out that he didn't learn well, and you persuaded him to be good!"

The old cow stood up with a bang, and chased in the direction I pointed blindly.Lao Niu has a grave in his heart, and there is a person buried there, and he often calls that person's name when he drinks a lot.

I'm sorry for Lao Niu. I used this person to lie to him when I was in a hurry.But he was cheated, he will not die.If he finds out about Hao Zeyu and me, I will die.

Seeing Lao Niu run away, I blamed Hao Zeyu, "Didn't it be agreed? No one can talk about our affairs!"

"But Lao Niu is not an outsider!"

"That's not OK!"

Hao Zeyu muttered, "Why can't you say such a good thing?" He suddenly became alert, "You won't...you didn't take it seriously, you don't want to be responsible to me?"

"Me? You?" I was so angry that I couldn't speak, I just wanted to kill Hao Zeyu.

Where did Hao Zeyu learn his lines from!Or the kind of vulgar TV series at eight o'clock!God, what's wrong with this world, I don't even have the right to be played by others, how can I still play with others?Still handsome?Still a handsome guy like Hao Zeyu!
I talked all kinds of things, and finally stopped him from thinking about it.He is not happy.

I couldn't help asking him, "When was the last time you were in a relationship?"

"Twenty zero..."

I couldn't help laughing, "Little brother, you should listen to me, sister, I have rich experience."

Of course, this is not my real idea.I am a love upstart now, and I wish Hao Zeyu would kiss me passionately in "News Network" and make the whole Chinese people envy me.But I am a person who does things anyway. Rabbits don’t eat grass by the side of their nests, and they don’t poop when they eat. Hao Zeyu is an artist, and I am still an assistant who has no sense of existence. It is easy to be sacrificed by Lao Niu.To be realistic, Hao Zeyu may be fresh for a while.But Hao Zeyu's freshness is long enough.

Everyone was drowsy after listening to that online drama meeting, my phone rang, and Hao Zeyu sent a message: "I love you." I looked up at him in horror, and he blinked at me.

I went to the bathroom, and when I came out after washing my hands, Hao Zeyu jumped out, like a thief, "Hurry up while there is no one." He kissed my face, slobbered, and bounced away like a little rabbit.

When he was in the car, he let me sit in the back, put his clothes on his legs, and held my hand secretly——finally he knew what it was like to be an underground party, it was too scary.

One day I went home, and as soon as I entered the house, my mother would read RAP to me: "How old is the man, where is he from, how much is the monthly salary, does he have a car and a house, who is the name in the house book when he is married, and who will look after the children in the future." ..." I thought Mom was crazy, and Dad gave me a huge bouquet of roses, "Isn't this flower expensive? Fuzi, tell Dad, who gave you flowers?"

I rushed over and found that there was a sentence written on the greeting card, "I don't see you in a day, it's like three autumns."

I rushed to the yard and called Hao Zeyu: "Why?"

"Have you received flowers?"

"Got it, why did you send me flowers?"

"No reason, I like you."

"Why? Today is not a day."

"Why are there so many?" Having said that, he hung up the phone.

When I went to work the next day, Hao Zeyu gave me a gift, the boxed "One Hundred Thousand Whys", Juvenile and Children's Publishing House, 1993 edition.Oh, I remember telling him before that when I was young, my classmates had this book, and I really wanted it, but at that time my family was poor and couldn’t afford it. I went to Xinhua Bookstore to peek at it every day, and the clerk even drove me out... Hao Zeyu was in After looking at used books online for a long time, I spent [-] yuan before buying this good-looking book.Ask me if I am moved?I'm heartbroken - you might as well give me cash!

The romance of superstars is not for ordinary people to enjoy.

I fell into thinking.Originally thought it was a literary film, I was a role as a point of view, telling how a past artist dormantly became a superstar.As a result, as soon as he kissed me, I was immediately promoted to the heroine, from a personal biography to a romantic romance, or Mary Sue love, which is very vulgar.

I looked in the mirror, gritted my teeth, trying to discover my heroine qualities.Am I silly, white and sweet, or a white lotus?I didn't see it, I thought I was too ugly.I can only conclude: this is not a romance movie, it's a monster sci-fi movie, I'm King Kong, masturbating on a skyscraper for Hao Zeyu, interracial love.I smiled at myself in the mirror, but fortunately I didn't announce it to the world, otherwise some people would think that I had lowered my head for Hao Zeyu.

I fantasize about the reporters interviewing me.

"How does Hao Zeyu like you?"

"I have nothing but beauty."

"What do you like about Hao Zeyu?"

"I like that he likes me."

Fantasies come here, the reporter should not be able to understand, I will take the opportunity to make a long speech...

etc!Why should I figure out why I like Hao Zeyu, he is handsome and treats me well, isn't it all right?While his head is squeezed by the door and he hasn't woken up yet, I want to enjoy Hao Zeyu's bonus -- the biggest in my life.

Here, by the way, I will solve a thousand-year-old mystery for you—why can a woman like Fuzi keep falling in love?Because I don't care too much.

what do you like about me?When did you like me?Will you love me forever?Why do you like other women in Moments...

I will never have the above questions.Ms. Fuzi, I will never make myself uncomfortable!
People make up a lie to coax you, and you will be very happy when you hear it?When I’m in love, I love to treat him wholeheartedly. If he doesn’t treat me that well, I don’t care. Anyway, I’m quite happy when I treat him well.If it gets to the point of "Wen Jun has two opinions", I won't be sad, anyway, I am trembling all over, and I can't shake any special advantages except dandruff, so why should people be so determined to me.

Of course, I won't "come here to show off", it's too contrived, I usually wait for the other party to dump me, it's too much effort to dump others, besides, what can I do, dump them?People who are nice to me are doing charity.

It might sound like I'm putting myself down a bit, but there really isn't a more active way to live—especially for a chubby chick like me.

We also have F4 in Dongjixiang Hutong. Of course it is not Flower 4, but Fat 4, the four big fat girls.Brother, I was born late, and I am the youngest in F4. I have watched the other three fat sisters ups and downs in the sea of ​​love since I was a child.

The eldest sister of the Hu family in the front yard has been on blind dates since she graduated from technical secondary school, and asked her when she will marry her. Now she is almost 40 years old and is still struggling on the road to blind dates.

The sister of the donkey in the backyard thinks that if she loses weight, a man will love her. She is lazy and does not like sports. She tries various weight loss remedies every day. She almost has an accident when doing stomach shrinkage. Now she is thinner, but her health is not good, and she is not good. find a partner.

Although I am listed as F4 with my two older sisters, I am not familiar with them.With another fat sister, Fan Texiang, a neighbor in the same courtyard, they feel sympathetic to each other.She wanted to find one too, but people picked her, and she also picked people, and finally picked her as a female Ph.D. The next generation.However, sister Fan Texiang has regrets in the end. She also had a good candidate, but she thought too much, and her life's major events were wasted like this.When I was a high school student, she gave me advice that life is too short to have fun.I nodded sharply.

So whenever someone talks to me, I don't let it go, don't ask too much, don't care, and don't get emotional.People don't love me anymore, and I bowed to thank: Thank you for being kind to me.

I think I'm doing fine.So, you have to ask me, what do I like about Hao Zeyu?How can I be qualified to answer this!It's nice to have someone treat me well!What's more, Hao Zeyu is really kind to me - and Hao Zeyu looks like this!
Hao Zeyu kicked me in a few days, and I could be killed by a car.I have no regrets in this life!

〔two〕

As soon as I praised Hao Zeyu to the sky, this young master gave me a moth.

Web dramas are filmed in Shanghai, and Shanghai is quite exquisite, especially suitable for the unimaginable plots of idol dramas.But Hao Zeyu, who is in love, is full of tenderness and can't show it in the performance.

The heroine has big wrists, so half of the investment was taken away by the film salary. She was only given a 30-day schedule, and she only filmed for ten hours a day, counting the time from the time she left the house.Of course, the scenes can't be finished, and the heroine earns quite a lot of money.

But I also convinced the Chinese film and television colleagues. In order to save time, I found a green screen and took various close-ups of the protagonist. The scenes were simply synthesized in post-production.In the Acting Department of Shanghai Theater, I found a little girl who looked like the heroine. She specially took back and side scenes for the heroine. Afraid that the close-up would spoil the scene, she simply made a human skin mask for the heroine and stuck it on the little girl. girl's face.

Hao Zeyu made all kinds of vows to the female stand-in wearing a human skin mask. At first he made fun of it, and practiced acting as if there was no real thing. But after a month of acting, he became depressed and became emotional.

If he puts on the airs of a small star and plays some big names appropriately, I understand.But he rose to the point of "If things go on like this, the country will not be a country", "If we all act like this, China's film and television industry will be finished".I didn't take it seriously, and muttered, "Why don't we all do this now." He was very disappointed and looked down on me.

I didn't take it seriously and helped him fold his clothes.Seeing that I didn't respond, he became even angrier, "My boyfriend looks down on you so much, yet you didn't respond at all."

"Hush, keep your voice down, don't say anything, it will be bad if someone overhears you."

"I think you just don't take me seriously!" He slammed the door and left.

I thought he would be fine by coaxing him, but I didn't expect that when the crew moved to Bali, he disappeared with the suitcase and his phone was turned off.

The thing that the celebrity assistant feared the most finally happened.I panicked and hurried to find Lao Niu.

The old cow smiled and said it was all right, he will be back in two days.He began to show affection, saying that his boyfriend's belly is so cute, he can play with it all day.

I was shocked. I am also a person who is in love, and Lao Niu has a really big heart.I forgot to mention that Lao Niu has been lucky recently.Last time, in order to change the subject, I casually pointed out a passer-by and said it was her ex. Didn't Lao Niu chase him out?Of course the ex didn't find it, but the current one did. Miracles like meeting on the street and falling in love at first sight can also happen to Lao Niu.The strong woman who had always been all-powerful fell down, and half of the show business circle became quiet and peaceful. The masses were immersed in Guotai Min'an. Always be in love.

When I was overwhelmed, I received a text message from an airline, saying that I had booked a ticket to Harbin on their website.

I thought it was a fraudulent text message, and just about to delete it, Hao Zeyu called and told me to go to Harbin.

I told him to come back quickly and stop making trouble.

He said he was in Harbin, and he wouldn't leave if I didn't go.Is this a big celebrity throwing a tantrum, or a boyfriend having a tantrum?

Coming out of Harbin Taiping International Airport, I was excited.Ah, is this the Little Oriental Paris Harbin?It is no different from Beijing.The only things I know about Northeast China are: Pork Stewed Vermicelli, Leng, and Hao Zeyu.

The taxi driver was very enthusiastic. As soon as I got in the car, I could hear my Beijing accent and asked me what I was doing in Harbin Gaha.

Because I was in a different place, I thought that this was all next to Russia, and my heart was more relaxed. I said to see my boyfriend.

The master asked how my boyfriend was doing.

I said, she is good-looking and a nice person, but she has a bad temper.

The master comforted me and said that it will be fine after marriage, and men in the Northeast love their wives.

I rolled my eyes, the master is really optimistic, I didn't think so far.

The master suddenly got excited and asked me, after we got married, did my boyfriend get a Beijing hukou?

I said casually, probably.

The master was excited and said that it was very good. With a Beijing hukou, the child will also have a Beijing hukou in the future. The score of the college entrance examination in Beijing is low, and the results of the three books in Harbin will be able to go to Tsinghua University in Beijing.

I couldn't help it, and said, Master, that was a misunderstanding. It is very difficult for children in Beijing to enter university, and I only have a junior college.

The master was driving, and he couldn't help but look back at me, "A specialist? Then how bad you are!"

Outside the window, Hao Zeyu's billboard flashed.He was holding a bag of sweet noodle sauce with a sweet smile. The slogan of the advertisement is the soybean paste from his hometown, which is delicious!
Why is your big sauce in Northeast China so fragrant!My heart ignited infinite love for my hometown, and I had a cordial talk with the master on the topic of Beijing.

An hour later, Hao Zeyu went to the police station to pick me up.That's right, the meeting went a bit off track, and the taxi driver and I ended up arguing with the police station.

The master said that if I was a man, he would beat me.

Hmph, hit me, standing up is not as tall as me sitting down!

The master also said, without you Beijingers being rampant, without Heilongjiang's coal, rice, and oil, your Beijing is nothing.

Hey, Beijing is nothing, so don’t you people from the Northeast, why are there people from the Northeast everywhere?

The master attacked me again, saying that people from the Northeast do not go to Beijing, you are so fat, can you find a partner?

"Who said that! I have dated in Dalian!"

"Dalian is also in the northeast."

"The Dalian people I date are from Shandong!"

"Everyone here is from the black land!"

I'm stuck, hey, if you really put it this way, none of my previous boyfriends seems to have been out of Shanhaiguan... No, Beijing gave birth to me and raised me, so I have to defend my imperial capital!Do you want to use your trump card and say that men in the Northeast are gangsters and women in the Northeast are chickens?I looked up, the policeman at the police station was tall and strong, would he hit me later?Hey, let alone, the policemen in Harbin are so handsome, at least three of them are my type...

When I was in a daze, Hao Zeyu rushed over.Seeing him, I am full of fighting power, and I am determined to fight the taxi master again!

A policeman saw that Hao Zeyu looked familiar, and asked him what he was doing.

Oh, how did I get Hao Zeyu to the police station.

I quickly changed my face and almost knelt down to the taxi driver.I'm wrong!Blame me!

Both the police and the taxi driver were frightened, not knowing what was going on with me.

After leaving the police station, Hao Zeyu satirized me, "Aren't you usually in a good temper? Someone stabbed you, and you still said sorry, and your blood was splashed all over your body."

I quickly took out the mask and wanted to put it on for him, "Stop talking, just in case someone catches you."

Hao Zeyu smiled and put his arms around me, "It's okay, it's fine, it shows that I have a positive influence on you, and you are also bloody."

"What's bloody, just splash your blood all over."

Only then did I notice that there was someone beside Hao Zeyu.Ah, Hao Zeyu's childhood friend, the one who said I look like a pig!Forget about old grudges, I grabbed him, "Why did you bring him here?"

Hao Zeyu explained that he thought something had happened to me, and he found out that Xiao’s family is also a policeman, so he came here to take care of it. He was working in the Northeast, and it would be easier to rely on connections.

It was only when he said this that he came to his senses, "Why, are you shy? It's okay, we are all our own people."

"Why did you let me meet your friend?"

"You are my girlfriend."

I was speechless and felt a little ashamed, "Hey, it's a good thing your grandma is gone, otherwise I would be so ashamed..."

"I'll take you to see her later."

I didn't hesitate, a thought flashed through me.The serial killer Hao Zeyu finally revealed his true colors!He wants to kill me in Harbin and let me meet his grandma.

He sent a small car, sent me and Hao Zeyu to the Songhua River, and left.

The weather is still cold now, the river is frozen, many people are skating, not far away, there are dogs pulling sleds.

Hao Zeyu took my hand, very happy, "Grandma, I'll bring your granddaughter-in-law to see you."

I looked around, thinking that something supernatural would happen, "Where is it?"

"Here."

"Why is there no grave?" I thought there was a grave by the river.

He pulled me to the surface of the river, "Grandma's ashes were scattered in the Songhua River." He knelt on the ice very naturally, looked up at me, "Why are you standing there! Kneel."

I looked around, lest someone would take pictures of Hao Zeyu.

He frowned, "Kneel, hurry up."

I probably have Stockholm syndrome. I think Hao Zeyu is such a special man, so sexy.I kneel.

"Say hello to grandma."

I thought for a while and stammered: "Grandma, grandma, I, I am Fuzi, the first time I saw you, I didn't bring anything..."

Hao Zeyu burst out laughing.

Not good?Then I will speak well.I cleared my throat and murmured, "I don't know if it's convenient for you to communicate over there. My grandma is also there. You two can play together when you have time. She has a sharp mouth and is a nice person." I suddenly became energetic. "Hey? My grandma may have seen you, and you have fought against each other."

Hao Zeyu was taken aback, "When did they meet?"

I explained, grandma came to me in my dream when she had nothing to do, that time I was bullied by that big intestine director, and grandma was going to thank you in your dream, grandma said that when she came to your bedside, she saw an old lady in mink , I looked at your grandma's photo later, and found that your grandma was wearing mink...

Hao Zeyu muttered, what a mess.He lit three cigarettes and put them on the ice. We kowtowed to the cigarettes.

I said, "I knocked my head too, let's go back, stop messing around."

He got angry, "Who is fooling around?"

"If you're not happy, it's okay to come back to relax. Could it be that you came here just to ask me to come over and kowtow to your grandma?"

"if not?"

I was stunned.

Hao Zeyu turned his head to the other side, looking at the cold distance."I'm quite angry," he said.

"I know you're angry, but filming is like this now..."

"It's not that I'm angry," he interrupted me, "I'm just angry, why are you just like them, earning money and quitting work, not being responsible, not understanding me, and helping them talk."

I'm the least good at explaining misunderstandings, and I was thinking about how to coax this master.

But he changed his tone and said, "But then I thought, I can't blame you for being like this, you don't feel safe now..."

This is a big misunderstanding.I laughed, "Insecurity is reserved for little girls, how old am I? I have a big heart..."

He smiled, "No matter how big your heart is, she's also my girlfriend. In my profession, even if I'm in a relationship, I can't see the light. Whoever it is, I think there is no tomorrow."

A small voice came out of my heart: "That's right, Fuzi, isn't that what you think?"

He went on to say, "That's why you take our relationship seriously. So I brought you to see grandma, and my meaning is obvious..." The last sentence is gunpowder, "You are mine, I am yours , I took you seriously."

The people, dogs, wind, and cold on the ice were all blown away, and only the two of us were left in the vast frozen snow.

A kind of grievance suddenly surged in my heart.Ah, this is love, I just know it.I tried my best to suppress the hypocrisy in my heart, but this hypocrisy was about to erupt like a volcano. What spewed out was not lava, but a fire phoenix, which was about to roast Fat Fuzi into a charcoal-roasted pig.Even if it is charcoal roasted, this pig is happy.

My tears were about to come out, I turned around, trying to press the weird tears out.You can't cry, Fuzi, you are a woman who has seen big storms!Oh, the tears must have been frozen!

Hao Zeyu's voice sounded from behind, "It's okay to cry if you want to."

Idol Drama Idol Drama Idol Drama!I feel like I'm acting in an idol drama.He De He Neng!Fuzi, a woman like me can live such a life, isn't it good to have a man who wants me!The world is crazy!I can't go on with this bloody Mary Su drama!When I thought in a trance that I must be playing "The Truman Show", Hao Zeyu is the leading actor, surrounded by group performers, I heard Hao Zeyu ask me.

"what happened?"

"It's okay, it's too cold."

The tall, steaming man leaned over from behind.Hao Zeyu untied his clothes and wrapped me in his arms, his hands were about to wrap around my waist.

I didn't move, I turned my head to him.Well, the next second must be the two of us kissing like this!Ah, I'm going to die, this kind of drama happened to me, I can't stand it!

At this critical moment, Hao Zeyu's face was a little confused, and his two hands were trying to squeeze my waist.

What are you doing?I looked down.He couldn't hold my waist!No wonder men like "Huanhuan curls up the waist of Chu Palace".

My hypocritical tears were scared away, and my heart was peaceful.Mary Sue's love drama is finally gone, and I can't hold my waist. This is my plot.

Hao Zeyu looked embarrassed and didn't dare to move his hands.

I smiled, turned around, untied my clothes and forcibly turned him over, "You can't hug me, but I can hug you." Well, he has a thin waist, just enough to hug.

I was about to open my mouth and say, "This is my romantic moment."

A gust of wind blew by, and the words in my mouth changed, "It's so cold, ah, ah, ah!"

Hao Zeyu smiled, turned around and hugged me, his face pressed against mine, "It's so cute."

Forgot to mention, I came here wearing a coat, and the cropped trousers still showed my ankles.My body was so cold that I couldn't control it. I leaned forward, my center of gravity was unstable, and I pushed him down.The two of us rolled onto the ice, and I tried to get up several times, but the ice was slippery and pressed heavily on him again.His internal organs were probably squeezed out by me, but he kept laughing.

He hugged me, rolled over, and kissed me hard.Wet lips, in Harbin, have turned cold after a second.Still, it was the warmest lips I've ever kissed in my life.

〔three〕

Along the Songhua River, at the end of Zhongyang Avenue, we walked back, and there were beautiful Russian-style buildings on both sides, which were not as beautiful as China.Hey, in such a beautiful place, do you have warm and beautiful clothes?The answer is, no.

Demeanor and temperature have always been irreconcilable enemies.A high-end outdoor brand, the clothes are colorful and warm, which is very suitable for me who is tacky, but I have visited several stores, but there is no one with my number.Really, are there no fat people in Northeast China?It's so cold, you Northeast people don't store some fat, how can you survive the winter.In a blink of an eye, I understood that it's not that there are no fat people in the Northeast, but that I am too fat.

I gave up, "Forget it, that's it, I'm fat and I won't freeze to death."

Hao Zeyu took me to eat pig-killing dishes, which was outside the road.

The so-called "Daowai" refers to the old city of Harbin, and "Daoli" is a scenic spot with many tourists.Although I don't know which road is the dividing line inside and outside the road.But it seems that there are more Russian-style buildings outside the road. The small buildings are old and dirty. Some buildings have the date of construction written on them. They are usually built in [-]s. Some people live in them, and some have been opened as small supermarkets. , Chinese signs are mixed with foreign buildings, and there is a unique pyrotechnic atmosphere.

This pig-killing restaurant opened in a small broken building.I underestimated the enthusiasm of the Northeast people, and ordered four dishes, and the dishes were like pots.

Fortunately, the Northeast food is delicious, and I don't have any left. I guess there are no clothes I can wear in the whole world.

After eating, Hao Zeyu hailed a taxi and passed by a street mixed with old and new.

I said regretfully: "Harbin is also like Beijing. It is demolished everywhere. It's a pity. If the foreign houses in Harbin are not demolished, the courtyard houses in Beijing will not be demolished. These two cities are a Chinese city and a foreign city. They are quite a good match."

He grabbed my hand with tenderness on his face, "Just like me and you."

The taxi driver in front looked at us through the perspective mirror.I quickly let go of his hand, glared at him, and told him to keep it.He pouted, looked out of the window with an aggrieved expression on his face, after a while, he suddenly called to stop and pulled me down.

It turns out that this street is full of fur shops.

I am happy now.In other places, mink fur is a luxury item. In the Northeast, it is said that mink is a must-have product. In winter, the bus is full of women who wear mink fur.Going to a fur shop to see minks is the real trip to Northeast China.

Hao Zeyu is quite good at making arrangements.

In Beijing, the fur of luxury brands is like a work of art, so noble that it has no human taste at all.In contrast, the fur shops in the Northeast are full of tacky jewellery, rows of mink fur and rex rabbit fur are bustling and lively, next to each other in a homely way.There are quite a lot of people at night, many men, leading their wives around.

I whispered to Hao Zeyu: "I think the fur shop is your church in the northeast."

Hao Zeyu smiled.

I explained: "Look, every woman in the store, like a church, is very devout to test the mink."

The shopping guide in the Northeast is also very enthusiastic, like the big sister next door, I didn't say anything, and put the mink fur on me, and every time I wore it, they praised me like a fairy.

I sneered in my heart.In front of senior entertainment propagandists in the entertainment industry, play this set for me.

Hao Zeyu also joined in, carrying a gray mink fur coat and letting me try it on.

After I put it on, the mink fur seemed to grow on my body. Maybe I was a fat mink in my previous life, and the fur in this life and my previous life met at this moment?

The shopping guide praised, "It looks good, and it looks rich when you wear it, like a rich woman."

I took it off with a smile, tried on a fur hat again, and looked for Hao Zeyu, but I couldn't find him.

The fur shop was too big, I called him, "Where are you?"

"Where's the door?"

I went out and didn't find him.After a while, he came out with a mink fur and threw it on me.It was that mink fur from the previous life.I was a fat mink in my previous life, but I am a fat girl in this life, and I was stunned.

He put it on for me, "Don't give in to me. Buying mink for your wife is what we men in Northeast China should do."

I hurriedly flipped through the bill and saw so many zeros that I was sweating.I forced him to go into the store to return it.

At this time, a bunch of men came out of the store and bumped into us. How about their looks, they satisfied the fantasy of outsiders about "people from the Northeast are all gangsters"-the gangsters in the Northeast are also pretty good-looking, hey, What happened to Harbin?No matter how I look at a man, I think they are very good-looking.

The leading elder brother was wearing a sable that reached to his feet, a gold chain around his neck, and a tall, big-breasted net red face followed by him.I didn't just pay attention to this group of people, mainly because of that girl, she was so pretty, she was wearing a ermine fur, and her legs were bare—isn't it cold?

Bai Diao didn't want to talk to me at first, who wants to talk to fat girls, but after a few glances, she suddenly became excited, "Oh my god," she greeted the leading brother, "Husband, look who it is... ..."

Fan photo?In one second, a 120-minute gangster movie flashes through my mind.

The white sable took a group photo, and the leading brother was jealous, beat Hao Zeyu, tied him up, and threw him into the Songhua River—hey, the ice was frozen, and they also chiseled through the ice and threw Hao Zeyu into it.And me?Of course, no one was left alive, so I threw it in... Spring came, the ice melted, and a huge piece of ice floated by. The child by the river pointed and said, "Grandpa, look, there are two people inside... Yes, ice." In the block, it is me who is holding Hao Zeyu. We cannot be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we can die in the same year, the same month, and the same day, ah!Poignant love.

Hey, no, that's what you say when you're sworn brothers.Oh, I don't want to, anyway, Hao Zeyu didn't even shaved his beard today, so he can't take a photo together.I trotted and stopped a car on the side of the road to drag Hao Zeyu away.Mink, if I don't know, I'll leave by myself.

That hand fell through, where is Hao Zeyu?Looking back, Hao Zeyu was kidnapped by the "underworld"!Hao Zeyu was quite calm, turned his head to look at me, and said to the leading brother: "Hey, there is her!"

"Let her go!" The "Northeast Underworld" threw Hao Zeyu into a luxury car and drove away in a flash.

My head was frozen, and only two thoughts came out. The "Northeast Underworld" is really good, and the kidnapping only kidnaps men, not women; the "Northeast Underworld" is really rich, and they drive luxury cars.These two thoughts have exhausted all my sanity.

I started chasing the car, yes, I didn't cry.Because my man was kidnapped by them!Regardless of whether you are demons or ghosts, if you hurt my beloved, it will not work!My fur, unbuttoned, was blown up by the wind.I'm like 007, trying to save my beloved Bond girl.No, it's the Bond boy... No, it's the Fuzi boy... Still not right, this fur is black, and I run like a black bear.I ran faster and faster, what happened to the black bear?This black bear is going to rescue her man!
〔Four〕

However, God terminated my role as a chivalrous woman.My foot slipped, and with a bang, I fell onto the ice, flung all over the place, and the pain made me regain my senses.What kind of hero are you pretending to be? Can you chase the car?Even if you can catch it, what can you do?Hurry up and call the police, life is at stake!

As soon as I took out my mobile phone, a luxury car slowly stopped on the side of the road.A man with a crew cut and a coffee mink came down—he was one of the "Northeast Underworld".

"Elbow!" He had a fierce look in his eyes.elbow?I don't want to eat elbows, I just want to save my husband, big brother.

It took a second for me to understand.What he said was, "Let's go." He kidnapped me too...

I was about to struggle, and wanted to yell for help, but I glanced at the crew-cut man with bulging chest muscles, and the two strong men sitting in the car.I still silently put the phone back, opened the co-pilot's door, and voluntarily fell into the fire pit.

After getting in the car, I glanced at the two people sitting in the back row, and asked shyly, "Should I sit between the two of you?" Should the meat ticket be seated between the kidnappers?That's how it's done in movies.

"Can't fit! You sit in front."

"Think of us as ducks? You still sit between us, why don't you sit on our laps?"

I obediently sat in the passenger seat, only daring to roll my eyes.The three of them sang and laughed along the way, and the daily life of the "Northeast underworld" is quite homely, chatting about work, girls, and where to go during the New Year.When I heard it, I felt even more sorry.It sounds like they all have a good job and a good life, but why are you a kidnapper!Is this the style of the "Northeast Underworld"?

The crew-cut man who drove the car, seeing that I hadn't spoken, spoke to me, "How long have you known him?"

How should I answer?Not long ago?Then am I worthless?Why don't you just throw me into the Songhua River to feed the fish?Have you known each other for a long time?Will the ransom be doubled?Or will they ask me for money?I don't have any money, should I tell them that my bag is A, and Hao Zeyu bought this mink?I smiled, a humble smile is the expression of my survival, but I really can't think of a good answer in my head, so I choose to remain silent.

He misunderstood me, thinking that I was playing big cards, and praised: "Okay, I'm quite stubborn."

He stretched out his hand, and there was a bang, and I felt that my seat was shaking.I was so frightened that I shouted: "Ah, don't kill me!" It shocked a car of people.Only then did I realize that he was adjusting the seat for me, um, as expected, it was more comfortable to sit in this way.I was a little embarrassed, people probably didn't want to kill me, but after I reminded them, they might be about to kill me.

There was a burst of laughter in the car.This laughter was in my ears, probably the prelude to tormenting me.The last trace of chivalry was driven away by the phrase "don't kill me", and I burst into tears.Even if you kill me, don't torture me!I am in terrible pain.

The kidnapping in the Northeast is quite humane. I thought they would take me to the warehouse. When I opened the door, I saw Hao Zeyu being tied up, with a bruised nose and a swollen face. We hugged each other and wept.As a result, they took me with swollen eyes to the barbecue restaurant, which was full of friends and people queuing up.

I feel better.Italian mafia, gathering points are some bars. The gathering point of the "Northeast underworld" is a barbecue restaurant?No wonder it is said that there is nothing that can't be solved by a meal for Northeast people.Wait, BBQ?Where does the meat come from?This can't be a black shop... After tearing up the ticket, cut off my meat and sell it as mutton skewers?
From far away, I saw Hao Zeyu. He had a calm face and greeted me with his eyes. The one sitting opposite him had his back to me. From the golden chain, he was the leading brother.The leading brother seemed to be talking about something, his shoulders kept moving, and I only heard what he said when I got closer.

"... spend a woman's money, what's that called? It's called 呵 (eat) soft rice, it's called a little white face paper (zi)... Although your face is quite white, brother, but we Northeast male silver (people) can only give women Silver (person) spends money, but you can’t spend female silver (person) money! You are a celebrity, and you can make a lot of money, you can support Xiaomi, why are you still being adopted by others..."

Ok?The kidnappers give meat tickets a political lesson?When was he adopted?

The leading brother continued to say with a heartbroken look: "... Let's just say that you are being adopted. You can also find a good-looking one. It's okay if you are older. You can find a fat one who looks like a sable? It's not like a rich woman. Like a blind bear..."

Hao Zeyu is probably the happiest meat ticket in the world, he winked at me, "Is the rich woman here?"

"What does Xiong Blind mean?"

He smiled, "Please explain first, are you a rich woman?"

I probably understood what was going on, and was a little angry.I threw my bag on the table, "Rich women only carry this kind of stuff!"

The only lady at the table, the beauty with long legs in white sable—let’s call her White Sable.White Sable took my bag and looked at it, nodded: "Oh, it's really fake."

She looked up and asked me: "But your bag is so fake..."

I immediately forgot the unhappiness, and regarded her as a close friend, shared this Taobao store with her, and quickly established a friendship.

〔Fives〕

After going back and forth, I realized that this group of people were all Hao Zeyu's art school classmates. They met at the door of the fur shop and thought I was a rich woman who took care of Hao Zeyu. They wanted to throw me there, but the leader felt that I would also suffer Education, just take me over.

I don't care if I look like a rich woman or a blind bear, but the fact that they invite you to dinner is too much like kidnapping.Everyone was very embarrassed. I held up my wine glass and calmed down the guilt of the crowd. "It's not everyone's fault, it's me! I'm too fat, so suitable for being a butcher!"

They praised: "Siblings and sisters are so bright."

"Yes, I am quite spacious."

Hao Zeyu explained to me, "When people praise you, openness means generosity and sincerity."

I suddenly realized, "Northeast language is really broad and profound."

Hearing my words, everyone was very happy. The brawny man with the flat head who "escorted" me taught me a special phrase for the eighth grade in Northeast China: "Peel off Gaika and get bald."

I resisted the urge to roll my eyes.Peeled off the cover - the meaning of the knee; card - the meaning of falling; bald - the skin was rubbed off.When I was in Beijing, I met ten Northeast people, and eight of them taught me this sentence—the remaining two became my boyfriends.As a former and current Northeast family member, I have to save face and pretend to be innocent. What do you mean by asking?

They said so-and-so—not as easily as my version, and I pretended to be funny and clapped my hands and laughed.

The white sable put his arms around me and said that I am really interesting and that he really likes me.According to Hao Zeyu's seniority, I have to call her sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law Bai Diao can be regarded as a representative of Northeast beauties. She is tall and white, her skin is not so delicate, her nose is deep and her eyes are deep, she looks like a mixed race. I regret that she didn't become a star. She said she did. The Liaoning Provincial Ballet Troupe, one in ten thousand, is almost like a star, but she came back after only staying for a month.

I curiously asked why, when the leading elder brother came back from the toilet, he touched her face lovingly.She frowned: "You can touch it after you wash your hands."

The elder brother's eyebrows are full of mischief: "You still despise me."

I laughed out loud, the love pattern of northeastern couples is like this, pampering with arrogance.

I continued the previous topic and asked Mrs. Bai Diao, why didn't she stay in the ballet company?
White Diao's sister-in-law seemed to have lost the interest in the conversation, and concentrated on picking garlic for the leading brother, saying how good it is now, with business, men, and friends, much happier than dancing.As she spoke, she stuffed the garlic into the mouth of the leading elder brother, and the leading elder brother chewed on the garlic, and kissed the white mink's wife.

She complained: "It all smells like garlic." But the complaint was also full of love. I leaned my head and watched all this beside me. I didn't expect Hao Zeyu to be watching too. We looked at each other and smiled, picked up the wine, and had a drink .

There were more and more empty wine bottles on the table. I held on and drank a few boys from Northeast China. It was considered a face for the girls in Beijing. I went to the toilet to get rid of my kidneys contentedly.

In the women's room, the little girl vomited for a long time, I couldn't wait, saw no one was around, and sneaked to the men's room.I was enjoying myself in the cubicle, when people came in from outside, I hurriedly peed carefully, lest people would find out that I was a woman.I laughed, can men and women be distinguished through the sound of urination?I really drank too much.

Outside the compartment, someone was talking.

"Fuzi is really good."

"My people, of course it's fine."

I recognized the voices of the leading brother and Hao Zeyu.Yo, the big brother behind the scenes can still praise me, it seems that I performed really well today.

The leading brother continued: "She is a nice person, but I still don't understand, how did you find her, isn't it a good match?"

My heart skipped a beat, but I heard Hao Zeyu say, "I think it's a good match."

"Tell me, where is the best match? Brother, don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with Fuzi, I like Fuzi, but I just don't understand..."

Hao Zeyu interrupted him and said, "Brother, do you remember that you said that sister-in-law is your life-saving straw?" The leading brother seemed silent.Hao Zeyu continued: "I didn't understand before, what's the point of making love between men and women like repaying a favor? But now I understand, Fuzi is also my life-saving straw..."

At such a critical moment, maybe I should push open the door and shout: The life-saving straw is here!However, I was so drunk that I squatted on the toilet and fell asleep!
When I woke up again, the compartment door was knocked loudly, and a boy outside shouted, "What are you doing! Did you fall into the toilet?"

I opened the door sleepily, said sorry, and surprised the other party.At this moment, Mrs. Bai Diao came in, "Why did you go to the men's room? Hao Zeyu is looking for you everywhere, so I'm worried!"

When I went out to meet Hao Zeyu, I smiled apologetically, "I drank too much, went to the men's room, and fell asleep sitting on the toilet..."

Everyone sees me like this, let’s break up. When paying the bill, I became active again, and I rushed to pay the bill with the leader. It looked like a fight. Hao Zeyu knew my temper and persuaded: "Let her pay, if she doesn’t pay today , can die here."

I succeeded in grabbing the order, but the leading brother was so angry that he asked Hao Zeyu to change the plane ticket, and we will fight again tomorrow!

Okay, who is afraid of whom!
However, it was more cost-effective for me to spend money to treat everyone to dinner. When I returned to the hotel, the front desk said that our room was upgraded to a presidential suite.The manager specially came out to entertain him, saying that Mrs. Bai Diao is his sister, so you can talk to me if you have something to do.Ah, I love the sophistication of Northeast China!I circle around the presidential suite.

The white mink sister-in-law sent a message, asking if you like it?
I hit a bunch of exclamation points: I like it!Love sister-in-law!I want to live in the Northeast and never leave!

I looked up, he was on the bed with his head propped up, almost fell asleep, I said let me kiss you.

He laughed and started to kiss me. After kissing for a while, he was unbuttoning his belt, but after a while there was no movement, and he fell asleep!
The old lady is boiling with enthusiasm!I'm furious!

I helped Hao Zeyu take off his shoes and socks. When I was undressing, I felt malicious, pulled his underwear, took a peek inside, and couldn't help screaming.The one who finally met a celebrity...isn't that bad...I feel that I am not innocent, I am still the kind of person who is very ignorant, I am so ashamed that I am rolling all over the bed.Last time in Macau, it was an innocent kiss. After the kiss, nothing happened.

Enough of rolling and rolling, I began to admire Hao Zeyu's sleeping face nympho.When God made him, he must have been very careful.It would be great if God created me so hard, and I am willing to be like him, without parents or mothers.Ah, how unfilial I am!No, I can't live without my parents. How nice my parents are, I won't change Zhang Ziyi's appearance if given to me!
After looking at Hao Zeyu's face for a long time, I think we are quite a good match.I look so good to eat, he looks so good to sleep.After watching for a while, I fell asleep.In the middle of the night, I woke up in a trance, and first checked whether the mink beside me was there.I'm sorry, my children from poor families, there is something wrong with being poor.

I remember that when I bought the first brand-name bag, I couldn’t sleep at night. I put it next to my pillow, for fear that the bag would run away if I slept until midnight.

This time I was really worried, the mink fur coats worth tens of thousands of dollars really disappeared.By the window, a black shadow is trying.

I was annoyed for a while: "Grandma!"

"This fur is nice, give it to me."

"No, he bought it for me!"

"Aren't you going to leave tomorrow?"

"Well, I can't bear it."

Grandma threw the mink back to me and scolded: "A useless thing, a piece of broken leather, is it so rare?"

I suddenly became more troubled, "Grandma, what should I do?"

"Are you excited?"

"I think I'm in love with him."

"Falling in love now? Then what did you do before?"

"In the past, I liked him and me, but now, I just love him, and I especially hope that he will be good. If he can be good and let me be bad, I think it's worth it."

"Just because someone bought you a fur?"

I nodded, "It's a shame."

Grandma walked to the bed and lay down and came over, just like how she coaxed me to sleep when I was a child.Our grandparents and grandchildren watched Hao Zeyu's sleeping face together.Grandma's voice was in my ears, softly, "Because he puts his heart into it." Grandma stroked my hair, "Dafuzi, my treasure, poor boy, only a man has cared about you until now."

"Grandma, can you bless me? Can you not change the person who cares about me, just him?"

"Then I can't control it."

"Grandma, you are really useless."

"But I can guarantee that as long as you care about him, he will treat you with care. Grandma is in the sky and can see clearly. This is a good boy. He gave you a heart like gold..."

I fell asleep, and the ballad of my grandma coaxing me to sleep sounded in my ears. When I was a child, she always sang, "Curium basin, curium bowl, curium bowl, big vat, there is a little girl in the vat, teens? Thirteen, it's time to stay for another three years." married..."

〔six〕

I slept until the sun was high, and I was woken up by Hao Zeyu.It's a romantic thing, but I hate my stinky mouth.I quickly jumped to the bathroom to brush my teeth, and looked in the mirror. My face was so swollen that I couldn't bear to look at it—how could Hao Zeyu kiss?
I cleaned up for an hour, and the makeup and hair came out completely.Hao Zeyu was answering the phone, I looked at it and quickly lost my mind.Hao Zeyu looks so good-looking without washing his face or brushing his teeth.

I remembered what the leading elder brother said last night, "How do you two match well?" The eldest brother is so kind, and he still uses the word "suitable match", we are basically the two poles in the image of human beings.

Don't think so, maybe I have a beautiful heart?Thinking of this, I feel even more uncomfortable.I love to speak ill of people behind their backs, and my heart is also very ugly!I don't know why, I've always muddled along, but on this hangover morning, my self-confidence began to collapse.

Hao Zeyu didn't know that my heart was upside down, so he put down the phone and took me out for dinner.Only after I went there did I know that people in Northeast China have to drink after eating.

The leading brother said it well, I drank a little too much yesterday, and today I will drink a little more "too thoroughly".

I can't "see it through". After drinking two bowls of porridge, I started to be in a daze, and I stayed alone. The white sable sister-in-law saw that my mood was fading, and said to let their men drink to death, and let me accompany them. She goes to fortune telling.

I became interested as soon as I heard it.Jumping gods, fox fairies...the superstitious activities in Northeast China all seem advanced and mysterious.

Hao Zeyu was a little worried, and wanted to go with me, but was scolded by Mrs. Bai Diao: "You can just call her something, and you can't see her even for a moment?"

I know Hao Zeyu, I am a person who is habitually embarrassing and causing trouble, so I have to be watched by acquaintances.

Sister-in-law Bo Yuntian said, "Even if she smashed Harbin, I will cover her!"

The leading brother was worried, "If you don't smash Harbin, it will be fine." Before leaving, he also told, "Daughter-in-law, drive slowly, a new car..." The Northeast man is really talkative.

But in the car, I decided to take that sentence back.My white mink sister-in-law is not good at driving, but she has a lot of courage. The roads in Harbin are all slanted, and my sister-in-law's car is driving on a rampage, which is full of dangers. The Audi in front of us does not get into our car. My sister-in-law directly closed the car shed and stood in the coupe He scolded each other.

Finally arrived at the fortune-telling location alive.At first I thought it was a teahouse, or a very antique temple, but it turned out to be a very old community.Mrs. Bai Diao stopped the car—it was parking, but it was backing into the wall.

I feel sorry for the rear headlights, but my sister-in-law doesn't care, "Hey, I just treat the car like my ancestor."

After entering the door, the living room was full of people, mostly middle-aged and elderly women, and there were also a few men with blurred faces.I don't know what's wrong, everyone is wearing dark clothes as if discussing it.Someone was smoking, and in the smoke, the most conspicuous person in the room was my sister-in-law Bai Diao.The sister-in-law whispered to a man who looked like an assistant, and we stopped and went in.

Daxian'er is not an old man with a white beard who twirls his beard as soon as he speaks, but a middle-aged woman with piercing eyes. She can be called a shrewd rural female entrepreneur.All the great fairies in the Northeast invited their gods to their bodies. At the beginning, she chanted a few words, but I didn't understand them. It was probably "urgent as a law" or "the Jade Emperor is about to appear" or something like that?Then she half closed her eyes and bobbed her head up and down.

The white mink sister-in-law asked about business first.

As for business, Daxian'er said that he won't make much money next year, but he has to be stable. Whether he can make money lying down in the future depends on next year.

I'm not satisfied with the expression of "Is that so?" on the sister-in-law's face. I can also make up a bunch of such routines.

Da Xian'er opened her eyes and said don't be dissatisfied, you have earned a lot this year.

The sister-in-law nodded contentedly.She stretched her head, lowered her voice, and asked again, "Then I still want to ask..."

Da Xian'er interrupted her, "You don't need to ask, that's it for you two."

The sister-in-law sighed.

My heart of gossip ignited, what happened, when the queen was also deliberately upset?
Daxianer said again, "Don't be reconciled, giving is more blessed than receiving. Haven't you enjoyed it these years? What bicycle do you need?"

The slight hesitation on Mrs. Bai Diao's face dissipated, and she returned to her vigorous appearance.

I see that all the questions are over, and I stand up and leave.My sister-in-law stopped me, "Hey, what about you?"

I still tell fortunes?The sister-in-law opened her eyes and said nonsense, "I heard that you are right, Daxian'er. My younger siblings came here from Beijing to find you."

Daxianer agreed.

I thought about it hard, and asked: "My grandma, she has been dead for a few years, but she always comes to me, can you take care of this matter?"

Daxianer asked me, "Are you afraid?"

"I'm not afraid. When my grandma was alive, she always quarreled with me. When she died, she also quarreled with me. It's no different."

Da Xian'er nodded, "It's okay if you're not afraid, it's just that you are tired."

Da Xian'er asked for my horoscope and counted, and smiled, "In the past few years, you have been unlucky."

"Hey, I'm used to it, and I will live bad luck as good."

Daxian'er's eyes lit up, and she looked me up and down——since I entered the room, she didn't seem to look at me directly, "Is there a date?"

"Well, just now."

"Your partner is very discerning, you, Wang Fu Ming."

Bai Diao's sister-in-law was more excited than me, "I have to tell Xiaoyu about this!"

I didn't take it seriously, "The one who grows fat, Duwangfu."

Da Xian'er continued: "You want to prosper, there is something wrong, you give all your good to others, you can prosper others, but you won't prosper yourself."

White Diao's sister-in-law asked: "Da Xian'er, can you help my siblings change their luck?"

I want to laugh, dare to choose fruit, as long as it is good, not bad?

Unexpectedly, Daxian'er said to open a few talismans, burn them to ashes and drink them together with water.I'm very interested to hear that, right?This is like a feudal superstition!
Da Xian'er told me that I started to have great luck this year. This luck is a bit big, beyond my tolerance, so I better be able to resist it.This luck, is it called Hao Zeyu?Is it the lightness that a fat girl like me can't bear?
Although I have decided in my heart that this Da Xianer is a liar, but when she said this, I seemed to be told what was on my mind, and I was a little worried about the future of Hao Zeyu and me.

Before leaving, Da Xian'er said one more thing, "Your life is the most interesting, you are a humanoid Pixiu."

Sister-in-law Bai Diao is a fan of Jay Chou, and she has "Old Indian Turtle Dove" in her car.Haha, Jay Chou should write me a song called "Beijing Sow", "Running Blind Bear Bear", or "A Little Fat Human Pixiu", I think about it with gusto.

Bai Diao's sister-in-law thought I was in a bad mood, and tried to comfort me, "Siblings, I want to ask you something, what is that Pixiu?"

"It's an ancient animal that only eats but doesn't pull."

"I'll go! Can she talk? I have to find her!"

It is forbidden to turn left, and Mrs. Bai Diao turned around as soon as she turned the steering wheel.

I hurriedly stopped her, "People call me Wangfu."

She suddenly realized, "Wangfu, Wangfu is good, I am also Wangfu."

I thought about the appearance of the leading brother, and felt that he was really prosperous, "Sister-in-law, he bought your car for you, right?"

She laughed for a while, and then said: "It's funny when I think of it. My husband also told Xiaoyu that men should not spend women's money, or else they will eat soft food." She pushed her hair behind her ears, " But in the eyes of outsiders, he is relying on me and my family's business, and he is eating soft food."

I looked at her with wide eyes.

"I can live without him, but he can't live without me." The direction of this story is different from what I thought.

She said: "Didn't you ask me last time, why didn't you continue to dance ballet? I fucking want to dance too. Can ordinary people get in the Liao ballet? But I'm going to work there, so we must be separated." .Long-distance relationship? Stop talking nonsense, if I'm not by his side, the little girl in Harbin is not blind, there must be a bunch of people rushing at him-he is so good!"

I froze.Sister, who do you think is better?My leader brother?Big Brother Sable with a golden chain who looks like a triad?

Auntie Bai Diao looked at me and became anxious. She stopped the car, picked up her wallet, and showed me the photos in the wallet.I am also in a hurry, fat, you should come and ravage me, I resist!Why are you ravaging my leading brother?He used to be so good looking!

Bai Diao's sister-in-law looked at the photo and was full of emotions, "You said how cheap a person is, I wake up every morning and see him fat like that, I still miss him!" She lay on the steering wheel, so beautiful that she followed the photo Like a blockbuster in a fashion magazine—the title is Melancholy of a Glamorous Rich Woman.She said: "What Daxian said today is quite correct. So what if his family has no money? What if he relies on my family? I like him, and he likes me. It's good to live like this for the rest of my life. When I owed him in my previous life. Anyway, he owed me in this life, and I am very proud."

I was very moved and exclaimed, "Hey, tell him, did he save the galaxy in his previous life? In this life, he can marry a woman as good as you." This is a good compliment, and I also praised myself by the way, "I feel that I It's even more powerful, I saved the universe in my previous life, so I can make Hao Zeyu fall in love with me."

I thought she would take advantage of the situation and be polite: ah, Fuzi, you are very kind, and you two are a perfect match.Unexpectedly, she nodded!Northeast women are so forthright!
"The first time I saw you, I didn't understand why Xiaoyu chose you?" I was shot in the chest with an arrow, and she pulled it out for me, "But after spending two days with you, I understood, it's quite It's suitable, exactly how it's suitable, I can't say, but it's comfortable. Xiaoyu looks very comfortable, and I don't feel sad anymore." After pulling out the arrow, she gave me Yunnan Baiyao, "Anyway, brother and sister, don't worry. , we Northeast men are pretty good, except that they are incompetent. If he can take you to meet family and friends, it’s a pass. From now on, your mink and sister-in-law will take care of everything.”

I was very moved when I heard it: It would be great if the whole world was a white mink sister-in-law, so that the whole world could buy minks for me; it seems that Hao Zeyu and I are really not a good match. Buy mink such a rich thing to comfort me.

〔seven〕

I was drunk again.When I woke up, I didn't know where I was, and I was lying on the bed alone.I identified the ceiling for a while and remembered.In Harbin, the presidential suite.

Under the influence of alcohol, my hypocritical lyrical ability was awakened again.

In the past few days, I have been wearing mink, drinking big wine, living in the presidential suite, and being called younger siblings... After leaving Harbin, I will return these ordinary and small happiness.Hey, ordinary little fart, I scold myself, I live in the presidential suite.

I'm happy again, isn't Hao Zeyu still by my side, there will be many opportunities to live in the presidential suite together in the future - for example, when he was performing commercially, the sponsors were all rich and powerful.

I get up to drink water, prepare to brush my teeth, take a shower, put on light makeup, and then lie in bed. When Hao Zeyu wakes up, I pretend to be naturally beautiful, and my mouth does not smell bad when I wake up.O sweet trouble.

I threw off the boots on my feet, the presidential suite was empty and large, and there was a bang, which seemed very loud.I suddenly realized, where did Hao Zeyu go?The presidential suite is also quite annoying. I fumbled in it for a long time before I found a spark in the darkness of the living room. He was sitting on the sofa smoking a cigarette.

I walked over and wondered why he wasn't asleep, only to find that he was crying, the crying method of "two tears in silence".Although I don't know why, my heart feels very uncomfortable all of a sudden, but I still pretend to be normal and ask, "Are you awake?"

He wiped his tears and sighed, "I just woke up and thought I was in an art school. I was thinking about the tuition fees for the next semester. Grandma didn't know where to get it. I have to practice later, which is very annoying. But later I saw You are sleeping next to me, I understand, I am no longer that art school kid who drags my tuition every time, I am making money, I am very happy..." He choked up again.

I know, he thought, it would be nice if Grandma was still alive.

I took over the conversation, "I know, you must be very happy, but seeing my sleeping position, it's so ugly, it scared you to tears."

He laughed at my words.I was standing next to him, and he put his arms around me, hugged my waist, and put his face on my stomach.

I stood and sighed, "Your holding method makes me very embarrassed. It feels like you want to suck some sun and moon essence from my belly button."

He laughed again, the laughter vibrated on my fat belly, muffled, "I should absorb some essence of the sun and the moon."

"Are you an old demon from Montenegro?" I wanted to make him happy.

"Almost, I really want to show you my heart, it's a mess, it's terribly empty."

I pretended to be surprised, "Ah, what was in it before?"

"I also forgot what was there before, and I don't want to remember it." He added another sentence, sullenly, "Hey... just live like this, I'm lucky enough, aren't I?"

I also laughed, "You are lucky enough to have me by your side, do you know what I am? The fortune teller said that I am a humanoid Pixiu, Twangfu, you can worship me if it's okay."

My stomach was shaking again, and he buried his face in my stomach, laughing again.The two of us just hugged each other and laughed together for a while, until my emotions kept falling.

I can only say: "But I think she is wrong, you are my human-shaped Pixiu, how prosperous you are, after I contacted you, I got better and better, you got along with me, and bought me a ferret .I have never been treated like this before. I am always afraid that it is a dream, and I am always afraid that I will wake up..."

He suddenly took off the red thread around his neck and hung it on for me. It was a jade pendant.The jade pendant looks quite expensive, and my Qiong Yao-style lyrical style braked in time, and my eyes lit up in a vulgar way, "Giving it to me? Is it expensive?"

He stared at the jade pendant on my neck, "My grandma passed it to my grandma, and my grandma passed it to my mother. My mother didn't take it when she left. My grandma told me that this will be passed on to her granddaughter-in-law."

I panicked, "Heirloom, I can't have this! Just give me a mink..."

"Let's get married," he stopped me with one sentence, "we're married, aren't we, and we won't wake up from this dream?"

I was facing the window, which was a whole piece of floor-to-ceiling windows, and outside were high-rise buildings. Just like Beijing, they were still brightly lit in the middle of the night, so brightly lit that people wanted to cry.I stopped the steam in my eyes, left Hao Zeyu, pretended nothing happened, "Ah, I'm going to pee."

When I walked into the toilet, my tears couldn't stop, I suddenly wanted to cry, I was a little scared by myself.what happened?Didn't he want to comfort Hao Zeyu, the famous mourner? Why did he say "let's get married" and made me want to cry?
I turn on the tap and tell myself in the mirror.Fuzi, you are a woman who has experienced great storms, and it's not like you haven't been proposed.Ah, not long ago, Yang Fuyuan proposed to me and gave me such a big diamond ring!I feel bad when I go back!

I laughed out loud, but tears flowed out along with the laughter.I'm laughing, why do tears keep falling?It's okay, I have a solution.I turn on the phone.I checked my bank deposits, and my tears were less.I lifted my clothes and looked at the flesh on my stomach again, ah, the tears stopped.I looked at my face again, hangover, my face was swollen, tears made my face redder, like a roasted pig's head, none of my tears disappeared.When you want to cry, you don’t need to stand on your head or run to evaporate your tears. Think about your savings and weight, do you still have the courage to cry?This is Fuzi's little secret trick, let me share it with you.

I faced the mirror and made a playful pose.I washed my face, breathed out for a while, and squeezed out a heartless smile.

Opening the door, Hao Zeyu was leaning against the door frame and waiting for me.

"It's okay, I'm here." I couldn't stand it again.

I close the door.He knocked on the door and knocked for a while before I spoke.I said, "There is a saying that I can only say when the door is closed."

There was silence at the door.

"In this life, I didn't get into a good university, was born into a good family, didn't have a good appearance, and I was kicked in every relationship. I was never afraid. But now, I'm so scared that I want to blow up this hotel because of you and me. I said, let’s get married. This is so beautiful, so beautiful that I’m afraid that everything will disappear in the next second, so beautiful that I want to stop time by dying together.” The door is so good, it can block the careless and heartless Fat Fuzi, only keep the original me, "But I shouldn't be afraid, how can I be afraid?"

My nonsense has no boundaries, but he on the other side of the door has become a shore, he has caught everything about me.His voice came: "Do you think I'm not afraid? Before I met you, I wanted to die every day, but after I met you, I actually started to want to live better. When a person has no desire, no matter how he lives Okay, but once you want to live a good life, you will be particularly concerned about gains and losses, all your previous principles can be broken, and all your arbitrary will will no longer exist.”

I burst into tears again, and thought about my savings and weight several times, but it didn't help.Because of this mood, it is not only him, but also me.I sobbed, "It's all my fault."

His laughter came, "Yes, it's all your fault." He continued: "You know, I really like playing online games, but every time I want to get addicted, I will delete it without hesitation. Because I Hate being controlled, all the things I like today, no matter how much I like, I can immediately dislike tomorrow, because in my world, liking is the prelude to loss, and it is the only way for me to protect myself without a sense of security. When I met you, I couldn’t help it. I was controlled by you. Every day before I went to Macau, I would brainwash myself when I saw you. You should like Fuzi less. But there is no way, I like you more and more day by day , I like it so much that I will start to be afraid, what should I do if I don’t see you when I wake up the next day?”

I laughed and wept, and the tears made me feel even more unforgivable—I wanted to blow up this hotel just now, and now I want to blow up Harbin.

His voice became so soft, "Liking you is the most insecure thing. The game will be updated continuously. Even if the server is stopped, you can still play private servers. If the private server is gone, I can set up a server at home and play. But People are different. People leave when they say they want to go, and their hearts change when they say they want to. It’s all fate, and people can’t help it. But I can’t help it. For the first time in my life, I put myself in such an uneasy situation. I scratched my heart, But I'm happy with it, because..." He said, "Because after I met you, I never want to be alone again."

Before the idea of ​​blowing up Heilongjiang simply popped up, I opened the door and hugged him.I said, "You are no longer alone, go back to Beijing, and I will take you to meet our parents."

(End of this chapter)