come on!you are the fattest

Chapter 9 When the fireworks are falling, even the memories don't want to be darker

〔one〕

I didn't expect that Hao Zeyu was nominated for an Academy Award for "Who Gets Fat, Go Die", and finally won the award unexpectedly!

At the end of his acceptance speech, he changed what he had said before. He said: "Thanks to my manager, Aunt Niu, and my assistant Fuzi, thank you both for being with me in my most desperate time, especially Fuzi, you are My ray of light."

Lao Niu and I wanted to keep a low profile in the audience, holding hands and looking at each other with tears in our eyes, after all, the camera was on us.But in the end we couldn't hold it back, and the two of us frightened a group of Hong Kong compatriots with the expression of seeing a ghost.

The old cow cried and said: "It's useless to talk about farts, thank you so much, sleep with me."

I cried so much that my makeup was all over, and I asked Lao Niu, "Why don't you have any makeup?"

"Knowing that I have to cry, I put on waterproof makeup in advance."

Lao Niu introduced to me how good this waterproof makeup product is. At the After party, he also introduced me to the spokesperson of this product, He Zhengyu. Yu didn't know what was wrong, he kept pestering me, and finally got closer and closer to me.When I could see all the pimples on his face, I was nervous. I had garlic noodles for dinner and didn’t rinse my mouth. I suspected that my breath was not fresh.But maybe my face with makeup is too cute (the heroines in Korean dramas always show a different kind of charm when they are at their worst), Ha Jung-woo Oppa was so horny that he kissed me with his tongue.I was a little reserved at first, but then I thought about Ha Jung Woo!A man who dreams of falling asleep!Then He Zhengyu and I did inexplicable things under the tablecloth of the dining table...

Unexpectedly, someone suddenly lifted the table, and all the stars looked at us in unison.The old cow jumped out and scolded He Zhengyu for being shameless, saying that my Fuzi is still a big girl, but Ouba suddenly took out a diamond ring the size of a tennis ball, knelt down and proposed, saying marry me.

Hao Zeyu punched him and said that if he wanted to marry Fuzi, you should step on my dead body first. He also said that I was pregnant with his child.When did it happen, why don't I know.The old cow rushed over to beat me, saying that I cut off his money!I didn't expect Hao Zeyu to take off the headgear, well, it turned out that Hao Zeyu was played by Gong Yoo, and Kong Yoo and Ha Zhengyu fought for me.I started to fight, yelling, it's stuck! (Korean: Don't do it).

The old cow is still sitting on the ground and crying. I told the old cow, you are crying, how good it is, the species in my stomach is Manchu and Korean mixed, and the college entrance examination can give you extra points. You won at the starting line before you were born... Hey , Lao Niu, why do you look a bit like my grandma?

When the old cow's face completely turned into grandma, grandma was about to say me, but I covered her mouth and told you to stop talking, and I woke up by myself.

I opened my eyes, it was still my dilapidated house, without He Zhengyu's skin-to-skin relationship, without Gong Yoo, the father of my future child, and no one proposed to me.I glanced at the bedside, the iPad was playing Gong Yoo's "Suspect" on a loop, I also admired myself, watching a Korean movie, this sex dream can be from Ha Jung Woo to Gong Yoo.

Looking at the phone, it was past five o'clock in the afternoon.Looking at the year again, it's awesome. It's been more than half a year since the filming of "Who gets fat dies first".I know that when I say this, you comrades will be a little confused, and my time span is too long.Let me explain in detail.

After the filming of "Who gets fat, die first", Hao Zeyu took care of his injury for more than half a year.The director Dachang kept improving, and the film was edited for more than half a year. In the media field before the release, everyone said that Hao Zeyu played well.We were so happy that we wrote a lot of publicity drafts in advance, bragging about Hao Zeyu's earth-shattering acting skills.

No, when this film was released, there were a lot of blockbusters, and the publicity and marketing were poor. Less than a week after the release, there was no movement.Others didn’t think much of it, but I felt wronged for Hao Zeyu in my heart, and since then I have fallen into the root of the disease. In the dream, I asked Hao Zeyu to win the Golden Horse, Golden Statue, Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Awards. Originally, he also wanted to win the Oscar, but Hao Zeyu didn’t get it in the dream. American visa, and later I accompanied him to smuggle to the United States, the second half of the dream was changed to an adventure, I forgot about Oscar.Hao Zeyu was not very popular, but his popularity came in handy. During the half-year break, a few small characters from the movie came to him. After careful questioning, they were all supported by relatives in "Who Gets Fat and Dies First".

In contrast, Lao Niu is doing well.In just one year, Hao Zeyu, an out-of-date idol, has been turned into an [-]th-line actor with a huge number of black fans, which is regarded as a miracle by the insiders. Lao Niu took the opportunity to sign three models. Although two left in half a year, the company Finally, there is a sense of prosperity, and finally there is no need to treat his home as a studio.And when I was promoted to be an executive agent, Lao Niu recruited another publicist, two assistants, and a few interns who were kidnapped.The company dinner can be filled with a table.

With no conscience, Lao Niu gave everyone blood, saying that it will get better and better in the future.Take me as an example and say look at your sister Fuzi. A year ago, no man wanted, and after working here, you were going to get married.

I quickly corrected: it was an engagement, not a marriage.Yes, that's right, I'm about to get engaged in a rough relationship.Don't be too surprised, the fiancé is not an outsider, but the producer Yang of "Who gets fat first dies".To be honest, I didn't understand how my life came to this point.

After returning to Beijing, when the director of photography celebrated his birthday, the crew got together with the crew once. Hao Zeyu had an announcement, but he didn't come, so I attended on his behalf.That time everyone drank a little crazy and smeared each other's cakes.When Producer Yang and I fought, we were probably too close, our eyes met for a moment, and our heartbeat accelerated for a few seconds.For me, Peach Blossom is very weird. Although my lips are lustful, most of the time I don't take it to heart.But in some moments, with a flash of lightning, the other party will respond to me a few times inexplicably.

Producer Yang later invited me to eat many meals.He had a meal before joining the group, and another meal after the filming. He invited his friends to dinner and called me, and he also called me when they invited them back. He gradually cultivated me as a meal friend, and he even had dinner with his seven aunts and eight aunts. They all told me to clean up a large table of unfinished meals.I don't mind, just don't ask me to check out anyway.

One night in the middle of the night, he asked me to have supper. I happened to be in the studio, staying up late to write a promotional draft for Hao Zeyu, so I had no choice but to reject it.After pushing, I was afraid that Producer Yang would think I was putting on airs, and would not take me for dinner in the future.I quickly explained that I was writing a manuscript, but I really wanted to go out for supper, and now I was starving.In the end, he ignored me and secretly ordered two servings of spicy crayfish to the studio.

I was surprised, my expression was similar to that of a mortal girl receiving a large bouquet of roses.Although I have never received a rose, in my heart, a late-night crayfish is much more important than a Valentine's Day rose.As dull as I am, I am afraid that I will be passionate again, so I send a message to Producer Yang.

Me: What's the situation?
After a while, he replied: Let's get married.

I threw my phone aside, ignored him, and ate two pots of crayfish with my bare hands.Hmph, I've seen this kind of thing a lot, maybe it's playing truth or dare, sending a message to the ugliest girl on your phone to propose marriage?After eating the crayfish, I wiped my hands and looked at my phone. He didn't respond, which further confirmed my thoughts.But I thought about it, I still have to cooperate with him, otherwise he would lose face in front of his friends: even a fat girl would not be willing to marry you.

Me: All right, all right, we will get the certificate tomorrow.You drink less.

It took him a long time to get back to me: Let's have dinner together tomorrow.

The next day, because I stayed up late writing the manuscript, my face was swollen from sleeping, and I went to him for dinner with disheveled hair.I didn't think I would eat it with his parents, but his parents looked at me with a smile on their faces like "the son likes it, and we don't have any objections".What kind of game, it's so big to play!

Bite the bullet and eat a meal, send his parents away, I complained to him, "I told you to meet your parents earlier, I will dress up." gone?"

"You don't want to get married?" I was asked. At my age, it would be nice if someone wanted it.But I still feel like I should say something, "Why did you marry me? You know so many beautiful girls..."

"I think you are very good. When I was on the set, I saw that you took care of Xiao Hao very comfortably, so I think you are very suitable to be a wife."

"Look at me, sleep with me, why not get married properly!"

"Marriage, isn't it just to live with a companion..."

I was dizzy all the way home and finally sorted out my thoughts.I keep asking him what he thinks, but what do I think?do i want to marry himDon't talk so far, do I want to fall in love with him?
I took out a piece of paper and wrote down the advantages of Producer Yang on one side and mine on the other.

He is 100 tall and graduated from Chinese opera. Although he is a little fat now and his hairline is a little high, he has a good foundation, big eyes and white skin. His annual income is about [-] million?There are two apartments in Beijing, one in the East Fourth Ring Road and one in Tongzhou. The car is OK. I drive a Land Rover Aurora. I was born in [-]. Single men at this age in Beijing are hard to find. They are usually second marriages...

Then write about my strengths, I thought about it for a long time, how can I make a living?With a big butt, it seems to be able to give birth?I am Manchu, my children follow me, and I can get extra points in the college entrance examination...

I have so few advantages, I tore up this piece of paper.If I write any more, I feel like I'm falling in love with him.With such good conditions, I'm still hypocritical.While his mind is not clear, hurry up, there will be no more shops after this village.

I called and said, "Can I ask you a question?"

"You say it."

"Since you want to marry me, may I know your name?"

Producer Yang froze on the phone. After a while, he cursed and hung up the phone.He sent me a text message, "Yang Fuyuan."

This name is too advanced.The groom Yang Fuyuan, the bride Fuzi...the wedding invitation says so, it's too inappropriate!It's not a good match, I don't want to pick up such a cheap price, I'm just a big fool of 24K pure gold!

〔two〕

In a love movie full of celebrities, Hao Zeyu grabbed a role and played the leading role... In his previous life, how important it is to play a role.One month before the premiere of the movie, Lao Niu decided to ask Peng Song to do styling for Hao Zeyu.

In Peng Song's studio, Lao Niu hadn't come yet, so I arrived first and hugged him very affectionately.He was still the same dead, golden and full of coquettishness.

I said, "Do you miss me?"

His face was like a peach blossom, with a smile on his face, and he responded very affectionately, "I miss you to death!" Ah, my brother loves me so much, in his usual way.

As for me, I am in good spirits on happy occasions, and by the way, I have gained seven catties, and the size of my face is even more difficult to look at directly. Every time I take a selfie, my hands are almost stretched out to Tianjin, and the phone screen struggles to fit my face.Cook, it’s not that my sister is speaking ill of you. You are not as good as Jobs. You are not close to the needs of people with big faces. The screen of the iPhone needs to be as big as the iPad, so we can enjoy the fun of taking selfies!

I heard that pulling out wisdom teeth will make my face slimmer, so I went to a dentist to have all four wisdom teeth pulled out.Good guy, the face is not thin, the swelling is even more lifeless, and the neck feels unsupported at any time.I complained to Peng Song, "Small pine nuts! My face seems to be swollen asymmetrically!"

"Don't think about it, you are fat, not swollen."

"You are talking nonsense!"

"How should I put it, your fatness is enviable, no matter how swollen you are, you can't see it."

I took the opportunity to fall, "Oh, look at your poisonous mouth! I feel that you and Lao Niu can become good friends!"

Peng Song rolled his eyes, "I'm with him? If it wasn't for the sake of you and Xiaoyu, I wouldn't cooperate with him."

In fact, I was also worried. I was afraid that the two heirs of the Mouth Poison Sect would spark flying when they met.The palms and backs of the hands are full of flesh, who shall I help?
Sure enough, as soon as the old cow arrived, the two of them cordially expressed condolences to each other.

Peng Song said, "Oh, Aunt Niu, are you still alive?"

The old cow said: "Boss Peng, I dare not die if you haven't come out yet."

The two spat at each other for half an hour, and the conversation finally started in a friendly atmosphere-they talked about my engagement.Lao Niu was very supportive of my marriage, and said that I would not suffer from divorce anyway, but he was curious about Yang Fuyuan himself.

Peng Song slapped his thigh and said that you are asking the right person!Xiao Songzi began to tell Lao Niu about Yang Fuyuan's coming to eat at home.

Yang Fuyuan originally arranged to eat in a very high-end restaurant, I also showed his photos to my mother, and my mother likes him very much-I said that Yang Fuyuan is the face that the mother-in-law likes.But my father was uncharacteristically thinking that I was lying to others, why should I not marry such a child with such good conditions, and had to eat at home so that he could see how broken my family is.

Let me weigh it, it's okay, a dog doesn't mind a poor family, although we live in a large courtyard, we are Dongcheng natives after all, and we still have a sense of superiority in front of their upstarts in the South City.

But as soon as he came into our house, I felt that the room was too small, and he had to touch something when he stood up casually, and finally he didn’t dare to move when he sat there.

The room was crowded, and Peng Song walked in with an air purifier.I slapped my head, it was broken, my mother has been coughing a lot recently, Peng Song remembered it in his heart, and said that he would send an air purifier over in the past few days, so he didn't want to catch up with this future brother-in-law coming to the house.

Peng Song's face was a little unhappy at the beginning. He probably got angry because he didn't tell him such a big thing, but after a few minutes, he smiled, his mouth seemed to be wiped with honey, and he yelled brother, brother, sparing no effort. He said that my sister has been a good wife and loving mother since she was a child. I was very moved when I heard it—I haven’t heard him call my sister for many years, and Xiaosongzi still helped me in front of outsiders.

Later, during the meal, the scene was a bit awkward, Yang Fuyuan toasted his parents with wine, and his mother raised the glass, but his father said that he would not be able to drink because he would have a car soon.I think Dad is a bit weird today, he didn't talk to Yang Fuyuan much, he was busy in the kitchen all the time.

In the whole family, the mother knows something, and the father here doesn't drink, and Peng Song pours him alcohol on the other side.I didn't stop it either.One is Peng Song's drinking capacity, which was developed by my family when he was a child, and I have never seen him drink too much.The second is that the relationship between brother-in-law and brother-in-law is delicate, so let them deal with it first.

Maybe you will say, don't you help your future husband?Still need me to help him?You underestimate the drinking capacity of a production director too much. Don't look at Yang Fuyuan wearing gold-rimmed glasses, who looks similar to Yisi Wenbai. I have never seen him drink too much during filming.

He didn't make a sound, and Peng Song could drink whatever he said, and brought some food for his parents along the way.

While he was going to the bathroom to lose his kidney, Peng Song couldn't hold on, and fell drunk in his mother's arms.Mom touched his face distressedly and said, what kind of wine are you fighting with your brother-in-law?Mom said to herself again, saying that this son-in-law is capable, so it's okay.

Peng Song looked at his father drunk, but his father didn't say anything, he filled a glass of wine by himself, but he drank it.

Because Xiao Songzi was drunk by Yang Fuyuan, he held a grudge against Yang Fuyuan. He told Lao Niu that Yang Fuyuan could not do it.

The senior eighth wife Lao Niu asked, why not?Do you mean sexuality?

Xiao Songzi said: "The surname Yang looks decent, but his eyes are always wandering, and he dare not look at people for a long time. I guess there is something wrong in his heart."

I laughed angrily, "Why should I look at you? Is there nothing to do?"

Lao Niu pondered for a long time, "If you want to marry Fuzi in this way, he won't be crooked, right?"

I proudly said: "Impossible, do you know what his nickname is in Hengdian? Hengdian Yang doesn't choose!"

Lao Niu and Peng Song looked at each other, "Fuzi, are you short-hearted? Before marriage, he went around looking for a place to lay a guy. After marriage, he left the guy with you and lived with you all his heart?"

"Who doesn't have a romantic history before getting married? To put it this way, I'm still a senior money-loser who specializes in messing around with younger people."

Peng Song was also speechless, "Sister, my dear sister, it's really not me who picks the thorns, what's so good about Yang?"

There are so many, I counted them one by one with my fingers, "He is generous and never asks me to spend money on meals. A few days ago, he gave me a secondary card for me to swipe first, and he respects me very much. He doesn't even hold hands, such a man is probably extinct, and he also said that he will raise me after marriage..."

The old cow interrupted me and asked: "Then does he like you?"

"Well, he said that I am quite suitable to be a wife."

"Then do you like him?"

I froze.Lao Niu sneered, "You don't even know if you like it or not, so you handed yourself over. What are you doing? Clearance is a big deal?"

I thought about it for a long time before I said, "Of course not, I think I'm really good. Maybe in the eyes of others, I'm ugly, fat, stupid, lazy, and poor. The original sin of all losers, I seem to be I have caught up. But so many shortcomings can’t stop me from laughing. Who said that girls who love to laugh can’t have bad luck, right? So you see how lucky I am. Not only are you treating me well, but before My boyfriends are also very good to me. One broke up, and another fell in love with me, one after another. I haven’t been single for more than a year. The key is that I like me. When I get old, I I dare to say that for so many years, I have no gaps in love. I have enjoyed the blessings I deserved, and I have suffered the crimes I deserved. I am quite complete. So whether Yang Fuyuan likes me, whether I like Yang Fuyuan, I don’t think it’s important at all. If you like him, you can’t live a lifetime. Yang Fuyuan has such good conditions. He invited me and said that we should try to spend the rest of our lives together. It’s a bit shameless. Marrying Fuzi is a very risky thing. He’s not afraid of it. I’m afraid of nothing.” I laughed again while talking, “Anyway, if you marry him, he will suffer the loss, no matter what happens in the future. , I am also barefoot and not afraid to wear shoes, my score is almost zero, no matter how low it is, can I still have a negative score?"

As soon as I said this, I heard someone behind me laughing.Looking back, it was Hao Zeyu. He probably just woke up, and his hair turned into Hanawa from "Chibi Maruko-chan".His eyes formed a bridge of laughter, but he cursed fiercely in his mouth, "You idiot, you don't know how good you are."

I was annoyed, "Okay, then you come to snatch the marriage."

He continued to laugh, "If you dare to marry him, I will dare to snatch it."

He came at the right time, just now my head was squeezed by the door, Lao Niu and Peng Song said they were dissatisfied.When Hao Zeyu came, he made a joke with me, and they both stepped down.We all forgot what we talked about just now, and started talking about styling.

It's lunch time, let's go out to eat.I locked the door with Peng Song, and Peng Song secretly asked me, "Do they know that you are going to resign?"

I was afraid they would hear me, so I winked at him.Yes, Yang Fuyuan has no demands on me, the only one is to let me quit this job.What he meant was that there is no way out for this kind of job of serving people. I am already old, so I should take good care of my body and concentrate on getting pregnant. That's why I got the secondary card that I haven't moved.

I vaguely feel that what he said is right and wrong.But I can't tell why.Forget it, let's delay this matter first.

〔three〕

All along, I have never lacked the concern of my friends.When I was single, Peng Song would often take me to attend various bureaus, saying that what if a blind handsome guy took a fancy to me.If I wanted to gain weight, he would bury me, "Look at your swollen face, you haven't eaten meat for several months, do you still know what a man looks like?"

Lao Niu is more concerned about my sex life.For example, this time, he asked me how Yang Fuyuan was doing.

I can't say enough.

The old cow was very happy, "It's not a good life, no wonder he is looking for you."

In fact, this is not the case. We have never held hands until now.Sometimes when we go out together, he has long legs and big strides, always walking in front, and I chase behind like a race walk.Is it that the fiance and fiancee have different ways of getting along with boyfriend and girlfriend?It's still the same for men of this age, and they don't like to get bored.I comforted myself that maybe this showed my respect for my fiancée.The pace of marriage is getting bigger and bigger. He has recently accepted a TV series and is about to join the group again. He is eager to ask the parents of both parties to have a meal. The wedding date is set before the Spring Festival this year, so he can join the group with peace of mind.If a man can conceive, I suspect that he is pregnant with someone else's child, and I am the taker.

I said that it is okay for the parents of both parties to meet, and there is no need to be so anxious about getting married.When did he say otherwise?
I turned around and told my family that my mother also felt a little rushed, but it's not a bad thing for a man to get married in a hurry.

Dad didn't express his opinion. To be honest, I always felt that Dad's attitude towards this marriage was quite abnormal. When I was with those young boyfriends in the past, he was not so negative. Usually it was Mom who opposed it. I'm talking.

Mom told me that she asked Dad in private what he was thinking, and Dad said that something was wrong, but he couldn't tell me the specifics.

Mom summed it up, I want to get married, but Dad is reluctant.

Because the parents of both sides were going to meet, I bought some high-end new clothes and shoes for my parents, and I also gave my mother a second-hand LV bag.Mom was very happy. She walked around the alley wearing the new clothes, showing off to everyone that my girl bought them.I feel a little sad, hey, a daughter who is usually a bit capable, has already moved my parents out of this big courtyard at my age, so I can only buy a new set of clothes for my parents.

My mind began to become more delicate, and sometimes I would think wildly.After the marriage is over, I don't go to work, so I use Yang Fuyuan's money to subsidize my mother's family, isn't it a bit unreasonable?Also, after I get married, I have to imitate the life of the previous generation, so I will live like this?If I had known this earlier, then why would I bother, I could just sit at the ticket booth and sell subway tickets while smelling the urine on Line [-], and I would still be messing around with fashion magazines and being an assistant... But then I thought, I want Don't make such a fuss, maybe I will marry a subway driver, and today's business will be fine.After thinking about it, I just feel annoying.

What's even more unlucky is that Yang Fuyuan set the date for the meeting of the two parents to be the day of the film's premiere.This day is really hot, and it's Hao Zeyu's birthday.

Yang Fuyuan was still unwilling to change the time, and Lao Niu also said that he and Peng Song were here, and there were a few assistants with him, so it was fine if I didn't come.

Only Hao Zeyu was very considerate, saying that if I dared to meet my parents that day, he would not go to the premiere and go to my place to make a scene.With a serious look on his face, he planned to be my fake mistress and let my future mother-in-law scratch my fat face.

I sighed, feeling guilty silently in my heart, silly boy, it seems that I won't be able to spend your birthday with you this year.

On the day of our engagement, my dad also got angry with me. He refused to wear the new clothes he bought for him, and insisted on wearing his usual shabby clothes. He said, what's wrong with me?Do you think it's embarrassing for your father to drive a taxi, and he can't even see his in-laws?

After I explained, he was still in a hurry, and I was so angry that I leaned against the door frame and stopped talking to him.

After a while, Dad's anger passed, and his words softened, saying that a good girl should not lean against the door frame.

I ignored him, Dad sighed, and he was right, you are the daughter of a good family, even if you are married, even a father can't buy you a house.

As soon as I heard it, I came down, Dad, you are trying to force me to death.

Dad wiped his face and went out to do some work.

I shouted from behind: "I have to eat tonight, so don't go!"

Dad is really difficult to deal with. When I am not married, he forces me to get married.I was so annoying that I also went back to bed and lay down, my head seemed to be blown off.

After a while, grandma came over.Grandma didn't come to see me in her dreams for a few days. There was nothing wrong with her life before, and she still quarreled with me in her dreams every day.My life has been turned upside down recently, and this old lady doesn't come around very often.

Grandma told me that when Dad went out, he secretly cried.

I said grandma, I'm about to cry, why is it so difficult, I don't even want to end it.

I suspect that my grandma is half a fairy, so I asked her to help me figure out how Yang Fuyuan and I will live in the future.

Grandma laughed like a cat, and the words floated over, "It's not yet time..."

I was about to ask what was going on, but my grandma pushed me, let's talk about it, you are busy today.

I woke up, and it was snowing heavily outside.I was afraid that my father would be stuck on the road and there would be no time, so I called Yang Fuyuan and pretended to be considerate and said that it was snowing heavily today and it was difficult to go outside, so why don't you eat two hours later?
He said he meant the same thing.

A surge of joy came out of my heart, and I quickly said that it would be okay if it was another day.

Who knew he said no, just two hours later.

I feel sad for a while, I don't know what's wrong, I want to cancel today's event.When picking clothes at home, I don't even want to go.For fat people, winter is the most difficult time for us. Putting on a down jacket, you can immediately go to a 360-degree dead angle. If the road is slippery and you fall, you can roll directly to Babaoshan.

I have been working in "Fashion Trends" for the past two years, and I have saved a few brands for the release, but now I am so fat that I can't wear them. After looking through them, I can only put on Neil Barrett's men's black jacket and woolen pants .I put a fake Rei Kawakubo white tee on it, and brushed the foundation on my face irritably. The lipstick was almost used up, so I dug some lipstick residue with my nails, just enough to cover my lips.Looking in the mirror, I tried to smile and felt like a monument to the people's heroes.

Turn on the phone, what clothes can make the fat woman look decent?After shopping around Taobao, I think it is impossible.My attention was attracted by the entertainment news, the first-line actress Bai Mifan had a shocking relationship, and the Internet was blown up.I slapped my head and realized that Bai Mifan is the heroine of Hao Zeyu's new film. It's time for this romance to explode, and the premiere will be tonight.I can think of it with my large intestine, and the focus of tonight must be her.I searched for the other leading actors in the movie, and their team was afraid that they would not have a sense of presence tonight, so they spread all over the press release to grab the heat.Why have a high fever of [-] degrees but still insist on promoting the movie, have a comminuted fracture in the whole body and still insist on shooting scenes... According to this posture, Hao Zeyu will not have a news after the premiere.

Lao Niu called, "Everyone who sings the theme song of the movie has sent a draft saying that the vocal tract is inflamed and crying blood!"

I braced myself, "Just let Hao Zeyu and Peng Song kiss on the spot!"

The old cow scolded me, "I thank you eight generations of ancestors! Why don't you let him kiss me! Forget it, it's useless to call you, you can get married at ease!" He hung up the phone.

Looking at my watch, there was still time, so I grabbed my clothes and rushed out.

Mom called me: "I'll see my in-laws later, where are you going?"

"Comrades are killing the enemy on the front line! I can't sit still!"

Sure enough, all the cameras at the premiere were directed at the heroine.Female No. [-] pulled her clothes up to her belly button, and no one patted her.The host was very busy and kept trying to persuade the media not to ask the heroine all the time, but to ask a few more questions about the movie, but no one paid any attention to him.The scene was chaotic, and the other leading actors were filled with righteous indignation, but Hao Zeyu was quite at ease, tilting his head to let go.

At this moment, a fairy stepped on the somersault cloud and came to the scene, and everyone's attention was attracted by her.This fairy is slightly chubby, and her beauty shocked everyone... Forget it, I'm going to throw up, I can't make it up anymore.This fairy is me, in fact, no one can see me, I am wearing a puppet costume, pushing a big cake in.The cake was originally for the engagement tonight, and I brought it in advance. In order to change the "Happy Engagement" on the cake to "Happy Birthday Hao Zeyu", the baker was in a hurry with me.I snatched the doll costume on the spot. For the promotion of this movie, I specially designed a mascot. The boy who played the mascot had nothing to do at the scene, so I gave him 1000 yuan to get the clothes.

When I came out, the PR of the event didn't let me go up. Lao Niu and Peng Song pushed the PR aside one by one, and I rushed up.In the puppet costume, I played the happy birthday song on my mobile phone, and the sound floated out through the thick puppet costume.

The main creators on the stage looked at each other, and there was no such link in the process. They asked, whose birthday is it, you? The people around said it was not me. Finally, the main creators looked at Hao Zeyu in the corner.

Probably the heroine broke the news today, which caught everyone off guard and caused public outrage. The creators were willing to focus on Hao Zeyu. They pushed Hao Zeyu to the middle and shouted happy birthday one after another.

The flashes were all on, and Hao Zeyu looked like a panicked child. I slightly opened the hood and blinked at him. He smiled like a flower.I feel a little distressed, even when he smiles, there are wrinkles around his eyes.I don't know what he wished, will he be more popular next year?

After blowing out the candles, I don't know who started to wipe the cake. The one who was wiped the most was not the birthday star, but the heroine.The second girl is very clever, offering a kiss to today's birthday star, and pretending to lick the cake on his face, grabbing a lot of shots.However, it was the heroine who had the most powerful spot-stealing skills. She smiled and vomited directly.What are you vomiting, this cake is so precious, what about the black swan, my engagement cake.However, I immediately realized that it was not possible to vomit so openly when I just broke out in a relationship... The focus returned to her, and the reporters began to care about whether she was pregnant, and this situation continued until the single after the press conference. people access link.

The suspected pregnant heroine was naturally besieged as a Spring Festival travel station, which forced the other actors, and the hero even blew himself up about having sex with his wife.

The birthday star Hao Zeyu, who had been celebrated by many stars just now, was once again ignored.Lao Niuman began to arrest reporters on the spot, begging them to visit with a smile on his face, but with little success.But let Hao Zeyu hang around, be photographed, and write a report like "No one cares about Hao Zeyu at the premiere", we will die.

I took off my doll clothes in the toilet, bit the bullet, took my mobile phone as a recorder, walked up to Hao Zeyu, and pretended, "Mr. Hao, can you introduce your role in the movie?"

He was startled.I rolled my eyes and looked around, "Can you cooperate a little bit and act like you're being interviewed? You're still a movie guy."

He bent down, leaned his head closer, and asked me, "Then which media are you from?"

"I'm "Fashion Trends"...Forget it, I'm from Fuzi Daily."

He smiled, showing his white teeth, "What is Fuzi Daily? I haven't heard of it."

"We media."

"What do you usually write?"

"Writing specifically about boredom, especially the kind that is both beautiful and mournful, like a mental illness every day. I don't put anything in the house, put a pile of chairs, have no dreams, and are very sunny to outsiders. The most mournful side is only for my own people to see. of."

"anything else?"

I came to my senses and continued, "For example, when his best friend passed away, he didn't cry, and missed her in his own way at the funeral. In order to take care of the fat assistant who clogged the toilet whenever he pooped, he even pooped on her Look. Well, in the middle of the night, she gave her a live video of the moon. Whoever bullies the fat assistant will beat him when he loses his mind—ah, the two of them beat someone up once, and they are still desperate..."

He took the conversation and said, "That's right, the assistant was very cowardly after beating someone up, and he even made a fuss about surrendering himself."

"I heard you right then, and you were right."

"That is, who is the best at fighting in the entertainment industry? Hao Zeyu."

We both looked at each other and smiled.I said: "Oh, acting is really difficult, I can't keep acting."

"Then let me interview you."

"I have nothing to ask."

"After you get married, don't you do it?"

"Who said that..." I slapped my thigh, "Songzi must have said it, this person has no clue!" I said again: "This matter has not yet been decided, maybe I will do it after I get married. "

He suddenly said, "Fuzi, don't marry him."

I was stunned, "What are you talking about, the parents of both sides will meet later..."

He took my shoulder, "Fuzi, I don't allow you to get married..."

What kind of domineering president should I play? Just as I was about to explain, Lao Niu hijacked several reporters and surrounded him for interviews.Our conversation came to an end. I stepped back and checked the time. It was time to go to the hotel and get ready.

Hao Zeyu smiled with the reporter, his eyes still chasing after him.I waved to him, meaning to let him do the interview well.Suddenly I feel a little uncomfortable, this will not be the last time I take Hao Zeyu with me.The discomfort during this period of time finally exploded to the maximum. I seemed to be reading a bad novel. No one wanted Fat Fuzi. Suddenly, a good son-in-law fell from heaven and was about to get married...

I forgot the most important thing, Fat Fuzi is me, I am too out of it.I'm getting married?I'm getting married!There is a traffic jam on the road, I look at the motionless traffic, hoping it will last until tomorrow.However, if God does not help me, the road will be smooth after a while.I laughed at myself that even a woman like me has premarital phobias, how funny.

the phone is ringing.An unfamiliar number, an unfamiliar female voice, she asked me, "Is this Miss Fuzi?"

I didn't get the words out of my head, I said: "I don't need a loan, I don't speculate in stocks, I don't buy a house, I don't have a house to rent..."

Just about to hang up, a clear voice came from over there, "I am Yang Fuyuan's girlfriend, and I want to talk to you."

A sense of satisfaction filled my heart, I thought happily, knowing that Yang Fuyuan didn't like me that easily.

〔Four〕

The place for dinner at night was booked by Yang Fuyuan, which is quite luxurious. There is a coffee shop on the first floor, which looks like a hotel lobby.

There is still an hour before the elders of both parties arrive, and I am going to persuade her to leave first.I stared at her, trying to find something wrong with her, so I could be more confident.But I couldn't find it, she was so pretty.What a good idea?Even when you meet her for the first time and you don't know her, you just imagine that a year later, when it rains heavily, you will pick her up with an umbrella, and you will have no regrets.Just call her so pretty.

Nice to have an Americano.She came all the way to find me, and I was embarrassed to ask her to pay the bill later. To save money, I asked for a glass of water.It's really nice to take a sip of coffee, there is no man at the scene, so she naturally acted like a baby, "The coffee here is really bad." Hey, the voice is also nice, talking like touching a switch.

I even want to scold Yang Fuyuan for giving up her to marry me, you are sick!However, even so, I still hard-heartedly persuaded her, the past is like bubbles, you have a bright future, you must not lose your composure today for the sake of a mortal, let us be independent women of the new era...

I'm a bit speechless.When I met a mistress before, I was usually very timid and just walked away.I'm not proficient in tearing up the mistress with bare hands.

After listening to my chatter, she asked me, "Okay, calm enough."

I deliberately wanted to get closer to her, hoping that she would be weaker in combat, "Listen to your accent, you are also from Beijing? Where did you go to high school? I am..."

"I'm not in the mood to get close to you," she interrupted me, took out a piece of paper, and threw it in front of me, "I'm pregnant."

I was a little panicked at first, but when I heard this, I laughed.TV show style?Then I am familiar with it, I love to watch the scene where the main room and the mistress are fighting.I said, "Congratulations."

Seeing that I didn't lose my temper, she was a little distraught, and added, "The child belongs to him."

"It must be his, or else it could be someone else's?"

She was anxious, "What do you mean?"

"It's boring, don't get me wrong, I mean, you can't tell me about this, you have to tell Yang Fuyuan."

She sneered and said, "You think I didn't say anything, but I did, and he thought I was fooling around. All right, if you don't make it easy for me, then don't expect to be comfortable, just make trouble with me today!" Really Good-looking lady said such unreasonable words, but still had such a pretty expression on her face.

She may have misunderstood my silence, and said triumphantly, "Well, you feel very angry, don't you think you can get married, but you didn't expect to be cut off. Let me tell you, today's marriage, you are engaged It's over!" She looked me up and down, "At first, I thought, if he wants to find someone similar, it's worth it if I'm abandoned, but how can I find someone like you? What are your conditions? Are you qualified to compete with me for a man? Old and fat..."

I smiled, "I know I'm not good-looking, and I wasn't born yesterday. Of course I'm not good-looking, and good-looking people don't need to sit here to meet you. Good-looking people only need to post selfies every day, accompanied by the quietness of time. Well, this prosperous world is as you wish, and if you come to a casual trip, you will be praised for a lifetime in the circle of friends. If I wake up and biu look as good-looking as you, I will meet An ugly girl will also ask her, how do you have the nerve to live, and then turn around and continue to say in the circle of friends that you are as indifferent as a chrysanthemum, so you won't be a mistress."

It’s so pretty. Miss has insufficient memory, so she probably only understood the irony of the last sentence, “Who do you think is the mistress? You are the mistress!”

I said: "My mistress? If I grow up like me, can I be a mistress? If I can be a yellow-faced woman, it's my fate." I looked enviously at the beautiful lady, "You can only do it if you are so beautiful. Little San..."

Before I finished speaking, she poured over a cup of coffee.I felt aggrieved, I was sincerely praising her for her good looks.She didn't know how much I wanted to be a mistress, but even a veterinarian would not find a pig to be a mistress.Probably God was wronged for me, the time slowed down at this time, I watched the coffee slowly spread towards me, and a man rushed over, it was Yang Fuyuan.

My heart warmed, my fiancé must have come to help me.Unexpectedly, he passed me and rushed towards the beautiful lady.I stared at the coffee, which spread to my face.

Faye Wong wore sunburn makeup and long hair parted in the middle, singing in my ear, "Breathe, it's your face, your curves, spreading..."

I couldn't dodge in time, and I was about to close my eyes and face all this.A man stood in front of me and blocked me.He was so good-looking, coffee splashed all over his face, and it fell beautifully.

It's Hao Zeyu.Isn't he at the press conference?How did you come here?Hao Zeyu's face was as hard as a stone statue.

I just wanted to talk.There was a commotion over there. My fiancé Yang Fuyuan had already seen the pregnancy test report. The beautiful lady broke free from his arms and said, "Didn't your mother disagree with me being with you? I'm going to have an abortion! Look at your mother." Do you want to hug your grandson..." Yang Fuyuan held her shoulder.

I have a big heart, and I just wanted to say that it might be my granddaughter.Unexpectedly, Hao Zeyu kicked over the coffee table in front of him, stepped over, and kicked Yang Fuyuan down.When he kicked the second kick, I hugged Hao Zeyu, "It's not his fault!"

"It's not his, or someone else's!" He looked at the beautiful lady, "Is it you?"

Hao Zeyu walked towards her, and I, who was holding him, was dragged several steps.Why is this man so strong?

It's so beautiful. Miss was very scared, she took a few steps back, but she recognized Hao Zeyu, and she shouted, "The star hit someone!"

I just noticed that there were many people around the hall, and the waiter stood aside and dared not come over.It's so beautiful. I took out my phone and wanted to take a picture of Hao Zeyu.In a blink of an eye, I moved like a mad rabbit, snatched her mobile phone, and threw it into the fountain in the lobby.

Hao Zeyu couldn't stop me no matter what, I almost ran out of energy.I hugged him and begged him, "Stop hitting me, I'm ashamed enough..."

Hao Zeyu was stunned and woke up.He pulled me up and left.After walking a few steps, I broke free from his hand, ran back, and said sorry to Yang Fuyuan, "Talk to your parents carefully, and say it's my fault." I looked at the beautiful lady, "Raise her well My child, I can’t attend the child’s [-]-year-old banquet.” I took out my wallet and took out the only two hundred-yuan bills.

The money seems to have a virus, so beautiful that the lady dare not take it, and looks at me like a fool.I put on a fawning smile, whether they believe it or not.I said, "Really, you two are a couple, and you will have a good time in the future. It is not easy for two people to meet." I forced the money into the hands of the pretty lady, and I turned and left.

I told the onlookers, "It's gone!"

The waiter greeted him: "The smashed thing..."

I was a little tired, so I pointed to Yang Fuyuan and Miss Really Good-looking behind me, "They have money, so go find them."

Hao Zeyu took my shoulders, and we left the hotel.There were coffee stains on his hair, I stopped and wiped his hair with my sleeve, he just looked at me blankly.

I muttered, "You are so good-looking, like the heroine of a Korean drama. If you can't see you, you go up and do something. What if someone catches you?"

I just noticed that he was only wearing a coat. I took off the down jacket and wanted to give it to him, but he refused.I laughed and said that I have a lot of fat, so it doesn't matter, but when I looked up, I saw his bright eyes.

I rolled my eyes, "Don't pretend to love me, you must be very happy, I can't get married, I have to serve you again."

I forcefully put the down jacket on him, but he suddenly hugged me.I broke free from his arms, "Why, so many people on the street were photographed..."

He hugged me again, and I pushed him away, smiling and saying, "I'm fine."

He was disobedient and still hugged me.He said, "It's okay to cry if you want."

I was a little annoyed, a little anxious, and afraid that I would really be photographed and cause trouble for him, so I said, "I'm really fine."

However, I burst into tears.I hugged Hao Zeyu tightly and leaned against his chest.A mighty chest builds a church, his heart beats a mass, my tears pray.What is the worship?The first thought that came to mind was to be grateful for the rest of my life after the catastrophe.This relationship was child's play from the beginning, how did I just find out.Anyway, I didn't get the certificate, otherwise the divorce would be very troublesome.However, grievances welled up from the bottom of my heart, gushed out, and couldn't stop.I cried bitterly in Hao Zeyu's arms.

I cried and confessed: "I'm uncomfortable, I'm uncomfortable..."

Parents don't know when they came, they don't know what happened just now, it's okay if they don't know.I wanted to say something to them, but I couldn't.Had no choice but to continue crying and wet Hao Zeyu's chest.Just let me be hypocritical for a moment, I know, after I dry my tears, I have the whole world to deal with.I have to gather some strength, so I'll just cry for a little while, okay?

〔Fives〕

I am an ominous person.Because the engagement was unsuccessful, everyone around her was turned on their backs.After my mother found out the truth, she fell ill. While my father was taking care of her, he was also worried about me. He was exhausted and thin. Now he only weighs 210 catties.

As for Peng Song, he felt sorry for his sister and me, and blocked Yang Fuyuan afterwards, trying to beat him up.He is inexperienced in fighting, so he gave Yang Fuyuan's buddy a good beating, and now he is lying in the hospital.

Hao Zeyu, the fight was photographed that night, and I was photographed crying on his chest.One side is the public image, and the other is the exposure of a suspected new love affair. Everyone in the circle admires Lao Niu-and double-operates.

Lao Niu went around public relations, but in the end he had no choice but to tell the truth, and revealed my story. Netizens praised Hao Zeyu for his loyalty, and for being an assistant.During this process, Lao Niu was afraid of affecting the commercial endorsement that he had already negotiated, so he was under such pressure that he gained another 15 catties.

In contrast, I am very shameless, heartless, able to eat and sleep.I comforted myself that it was not bad that she was a woman with a past after all.Thanks to the civilized society, in the past, a disgraceful woman like me should be buried by the patriarch, but I am still qualified to be alive and kicking.Thank you.In this mood, relatives and friends who are usually out of reach, superficially caring, but actually watching the show, I don’t find it annoying, I am full of energy, and I tell them welcome to introduce me to a boyfriend, and friends with benefits are also possible.

They are disappointed.If you don't feel ashamed about some things, the crowd watching the theater will disperse.So I offer a Fuzi motto: Eat well and drink well, it’s no big deal.

It's so noisy outside, Niu Meili Entertainment Co., Ltd., but no one cares about me, Lao Niu is busy trying to persuade Hao Zeyu.A web drama asked Hao Zeyu to be the male lead, and the female lead was a well-known Xiaohua in the rising stage. She didn't perform very well in the play, but she was a special rival, whoever acted opposite her would be popular.Lao Niu is determined to win this role.Ask around, I heard that the producer provided a lot of alternative actors, but Xiaohua didn't agree. When she heard that it was Hao Zeyu, she thought his acting skills were not bad, so she nodded.

However, Hao Zeyu felt that the grade of the online drama was low and refused to accept it.How should I put it, he played too many supporting roles in movies, and his path was a bit off.One time when he made a movie, a certain supporting role was a superb actor with nowhere to show his acting skills. He encouraged Xiao Hao, a studious and inquisitive classmate, to say that he should not be a star, but an actor. Hao Zeyu was heartbroken when he heard it.

Lao Niu and I are quite vulgar. No one asks us to play leading roles, so we will be actors.Someone asks us to play the leading role, so of course we want to be stars.Don't be fooled by those people, "I don't want to be a star, I want to be an actor." Who are the people who say this?Red man!
As an actor, if you want to be popular, you are motivated, and if you don’t want to be popular, you are not professional!Hao Zeyu wanted to be unprofessional at this time, he said that he is a movie star, and the online drama is too low.Lao Niu said so much that he spit all over, but he still didn't convince Hao Zeyu.

At this time, the public relations company called and asked Hao Zeyu the price of the commercial performance. Lao Niu slapped the table and said to me: "You can convince him." Then he turned and answered the phone.

I asked Hao Zeyu: "Don't fool me with the answers that fooled Lao Niu, why didn't you act?"

"Love drama, I don't even know how to fall in love, how can I act."

"It's really sad, why don't you make a surprise attack and talk to someone casually," I scratched my hair and remembered, "That so-and-so, who still seduced you during filming, why don't you try it with her?"

For an interlude, the last time I made a movie, the heroine knocked on Hao Zeyu's door in the middle of the night in pajamas, saying that she was heartbroken.Hao Zeyu didn't wake up, his head was a little foggy, so he called 120 directly with his mobile phone.After hearing this, people in the circle praised Hao Zeyu for his wit.

Hao Zeyu shook his head, and I mentioned the name of another actress who liked him, but he rejected it again.

I supported my head and said, "Although art comes from life, there are a lot of 24K pure gold scumbags who are good at acting as boyfriends. You are competing with yourself."

I lit a cigarette and pretended to be romantic, "Oh, I'm just not good-looking. If I was good-looking, I would also be an actor. I would definitely be good at acting in love scenes. I have a lot of emotional experience. I was even divorced before." Well." Thinking of the past incident, I just find it funny, and now I often take it out to make everyone laugh.

For example, when we drink together, we are all high, and everyone asks me to tell jokes.I'd say, "Somebody proposed to me!" Everyone hahahahaha.

"That man, the condition is very good!" Someone laughed until tears came out.

I compared it with my hands again, "The proposal ring is so big!" Everyone laughed and lay down on the table.

Amidst the laughter, I gradually felt a sense of security.This is my life. The role of a romantic heroine is too unsuitable for me. An independent and funny female comedian is my destiny.

But Hao Zeyute hated me like this. He snatched the cigarette and took a deep breath, "Don't make fun of yourself. After a long time, you will become a joke."

"I'm not a joke," I grinned heartlessly, "I'm a fat fairy who spreads joy and love!"

The old cow came over, sat down, and wanted to repeat the topic just now, "Where did you just talk?"

"I forgot too, anyway, I don't act."

"It's fine if you don't perform, then you don't accept this commercial performance, right?" Lao Niu said that there is a church in Macau, and the price is quite high.

What is a congregation?It's the wedding, the elder's birthday, invite some familiar stars to sing a few songs and say a few auspicious words.It's really not up to the grade, but it's really making money. In the past, Hao Zeyu didn't have a job, so we just pointed at these churches, and he lived a good life.

When I asked about the location, it was in Macau, a charity fund dinner for Mrs. Yi Fu, which was even more upscale.The halls in the Northeast are terrible, other places are just for taking pictures, after singing in the Northeast, a bunch of people will toast you, dare you not drink?underestimate me!I cut you!The drink is good, and the owner will pay more.The people of Macau should be quite polite, but it’s a pity that such a good hall, now we rarely accept it. After all, Hao Zeyu is not as good as before, so we still have to cherish the feathers.

I pretended to be sad and said, "Unfortunately, I haven't been to Macau yet. I originally dreamed of having a wedding in a casino." I looked at them, "But you also know that I am now a middle-aged girl whose marriage has been regretted... ..."

The old cow slapped me and called me to the ground, saying that he couldn't bear to see me acting sad these days, who would say it when he was sad.It's really annoying, it doesn't satisfy people's drama addiction.

Hao Zeyu also added fuel and vinegar, saying that if Lao Niu held me down, he would kick me to death, an unbelievable guy.

I was struggling to my death, and said that it would be okay if people stopped talking.

Lao Niu grabbed my hair and said the new year, starting from not saying "other people".

The two beat me together. Hao Zeyu shook his hair and asked Lao Niu, "Where is the church? Macau, right?"

The old cow nodded.

Hao Zeyu asked me again: "Your Hong Kong and Macau Pass has not expired, right?"

"It's not expired, what's wrong?"

He turned to Lao Niu and said, "Let's take over the meeting in Macau."

Lao Niu was so angry that he jumped his feet, saying that you think online dramas are low, but you don't think low in the hall.

Hao Zeyu put on a handsome pose, "This is the style of a superstar."

Lao Niu refused to serve the superstar.So this church meeting, I will take him alone.He doesn't have long hair recently, so I am the makeup artist and stylist.Unlike the past, this time it was like a spring outing, and I was in a very happy mood.I hope that the churches in Taiwan and Hong Kong will also find us next time, and I will also travel along the way.

Mrs. Fu's charitable fund is really rich and powerful, the hotel is very decent, the luxury car is picked up by the car, and there is champagne in the car.

I frightened Hao Zeyu, "Singing only? With this treatment, I won't let you sleep with me."

There is enough food and grass, and Hao Zeyu, this good-looking Maxima, runs hard.At the dinner party, he sang and danced, making the middle-aged and elderly women in the audience very happy.He is also sweet, the chairman of the charity fund is a jeweled woman, sitting in a wheelchair, he stepped off the stage, squatted down, and teased her, "This beauty, you look very kind, you look like a person."

"Like your girlfriend?"

"No, you look like my mother."

Everyone burst into laughter.Hao Zeyu was not afraid of his wife's urgency, and asked directly: "Mom, what song do you want to hear, let's sing together." He directly pushed her onto the stage, and the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves, and the effect was very good.

The public relations lady of the charity foundation booked Hao Zeyu's Spring Festival schedule, and the price doubled.Back at the hotel, I couldn't help but say: "You are bold enough, who would want to be told that a middle-aged woman looks like someone's mother?"

He said solemnly: "But she really looks like my mother."

I ignored him and continued to do a one-day travel guide to Macau on the Internet.

He also explained: "It's really like it! I didn't lie to you."

"Okay, I believe it."

After a while, he said, "Hey, what does it look like? I don't even remember what my mother looks like."

I laughed.It's time for the show "Superstars Begin to Mourn Again". I haven't been a guest on this show for a long time, but he has shown less mourning recently.I cleared my throat, and was about to say something in conjunction with his funeral.

Who knew he said again, "Tell me, why don't you just recognize her as a godmother, she is so rich." He was very satisfied with this suggestion, and began to talk to himself, "Others are all over the world to pick up girls, but I am all over the world." Recognize mom, how unique it is."

Yo, not bad.Not only is there little mourning, but I can also talk to myself to relieve boredom.I have a hunch that in a few years, he will be able to undergo mitosis.

〔six〕

In the hotel room, the two of us sat on the bed, restless and blushing.

He asked me, "Are you nervous?"

"A bit."

"I'm also a little nervous, it's my first time after all."

"Then let's start quickly. I heard that I was uncomfortable at the beginning, but I felt better later."

We quickly hugged...and headed to the casino.That's right, we're going to gamble.Hao Zeyu's Macau mother entertained him with a lot of chips and let him play in the casino.We were very excited and finally started gambling for the first time in our lives.It's a pity that the casino doesn't have Doudi Zhu, which is the only way we both are proficient at gambling.

The two of us really couldn’t understand. I saw a friendly tourist who spoke Mandarin, so I grabbed him and asked, “Excuse me, what is this?”

"21 o'clock." The other party looked at me like a dementia.

I quietly pulled Hao Zeyu, "It's blackjack."

He took his mobile phone and started to check how to play blackjack.So shameless to ask (I am ashamed to ask anyway), we have raided the Caribbean, roulette and other games.

I finally decided to play baccarat. Although we didn't quite understand it, the two options of buying banker and buying idle seemed simpler.We both pretended to be calm and sat down.

When the dealer dealt the cards, Hao Zeyu quietly asked me, "Should we buy the banker or the player?"

"Buy leisure, I feel that we are both quite idle."

"Where can I buy it?"

"Can't you see the big idle characters?"

As a result, after one game, the croupier said, and win.

I was very disappointed, "Isn't it because you are frustrated in love and proud in the casino?"

As a result, the croupier gave us a bunch of chips.We both looked at each other, what do you mean, did we win?It turned out that the two of us put the chips in the wrong position, put them on the tie, and won seven times at once.

The elder sister from the Northeast next to us, seeing us for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore, and came to the rescue, and roughly talked about how to play.Hey, real people pointing, it really is different from the Internet.The two of us won a few rounds in succession. Hao Zeyu was embarrassed and wanted to share points with the Northeast sister.The eldest sister from the Northeast said so proudly that she didn’t want it, and we were also embarrassed.The eldest sister smiled and said that she also took advantage of it.I didn't understand the professional terms she said. It probably means that when gambling, sometimes you don't look at yourself, look at others, and see who is better at the table, and just follow him.We are both newcomers, and the newcomers are both lucky. The eldest sister bet with us, and she also won.

As we were talking, a middle-aged woman asked Hao Zeyu, can her 100 yuan chips be placed under us to gamble together?We both thought it was nothing, but the Northeast sister waved her hand and drove the middle-aged woman away.The Northeast sister is very disgusted, saying that this kind of woman is the most annoying in the casino, and the chips can't even get on the table. If you want to gamble, people like them have the worst luck. Whoever is kind enough to let her be on the table will definitely lose .

Sure enough, after the middle-aged woman left, she asked other guests, but no one answered.How should I put it, that middle-aged woman is quite pitiful, her back looks like a dog.Hao Zeyu watched in silence for a while, then continued to play absent-mindedly.Probably the gambling luck was ruined, we lost more and won less, and the chips in front of us gradually decreased. The Northeast sister stopped the loss in time and said that she would not play.

My eyes were red, and I wanted to win back everything I said.Hao Zeyu smiled, called the middle-aged woman back, and asked her to put the chips with us.I glared at him and he smiled and pushed the chips away.I really hope to lose it all, let him be this bad guy, and then I'll babble him to death!But probably he was lucky enough to win.When the chips were divided, the middle-aged woman was very happy, but she kept saying that we gave too much and gave too much, Hao Zeyu said it was too polite.Forget it, we won the hotel money for one night, and I reluctantly left the gaming table.

I asked Hao Zeyu why he was so kind just now, not afraid that the aunt would spoil our gambling luck.He grinned and said nonchalantly, "What if she is my mother."

"How is it possible, you are thinking too much."

"I don't know how she is doing, but I hope that when she is reciting words, there will be people like me by her side to help her a little."

My eyelids are almost cramping.Macau is really a maternity place, let Hao Zeyu look for his mother all over the world.

Hehe, do you think that our trip to Macau will just take the warm route?Don't be ridiculous!The next one-day trip to Macau, because I didn't find the right place, Master Hao was very angry.Really, a person like him who is looking for a mother all over the world is really impatient with me, I am also a mother-old mother!
Originally looking at the guide, I volunteered and insisted on finding an old shop in Macau, but I lost my way. Master Hao was hungry and said that he could find a restaurant with a high rating on Dianping. After walking for two hours, the two of us were very hungry, and finally had to eat a terrible meal of Macau rice noodles near the Dasanba Archway.When checking out, the boss still had a Tangshan accent.Really, what is going on with the people of Tangshan, what kind of Macao characteristics are pretending to be in Macao!

Later, I didn't have the face to arrange the next itinerary, like a patrol dog, I silently followed behind Hao Zeyu who was in full bloom.His stride is long, like a trot.He was so angry, he seemed to be angry after walking for a long time.

I was exhausted, I didn't pay attention, I staggered, fell on the side of the road, and sprained my ankle.

I have to say something about the Macau government. The cobblestone road cannot be demolished, and some asphalt should be used. The aisle is so smooth.

I looked up, and Hao Zeyu didn't know where he had gone.I stomped, his mobile phone and wallet are in my bag, where can I find him.Oops, I forgot that I sprained my ankle and I can't stomp my feet yet.After much deliberation, I decided to sit where I was and wait for him.Probably due to the excessive physical exertion today, and just after eating, I felt sleepy on the side of the road.

Grandma came and pinched my ears, saying that she dared to sleep like this on the side of the road, and she was not afraid of being betrayed.I wondered, grandma is too powerful to get in here.Grandma looked around and said no, I have to ask someone to go.I asked who is your name?You still have acquaintances in Macau.Grandma smiled very strangely, and disappeared after a while.

When I woke up, I thought there was an earthquake, and I trembled.Turns out, I was on a man's back.

I want to cry, but there are no tears. Macau traffickers are really unique. Why are you abducting me?It's hard to sell. I also have thick visceral fat, which is not easy to transplant.As a result, a familiar smell came, and I saw that there was no one else with the broad shoulders, it was my Master Hao.My saliva seemed to wet his back, so I quickly patted him and told me to come down!Hao Zeyu was so tired that his hair was wet.

I blamed him: "Why are you carrying me on your back!"

"You don't wake up no matter what. When you wake up, the plane will be missed tomorrow." He was panting.

"I'm so good at memorizing!"

"I'm just waiting for you to wake up and feel guilty! Who knows that you are like a dead pig, and you have never woken up!"

Hearing him say this, I laughed, and he laughed too.I am stupid enough, and he is also stupid enough to be stubborn.

There was a fountain in front, and we both sat on the side panting.He looked around and said, "There's something special here."

The mobile phone map shows that this area belongs to the Ocean Park main road, and it is said that the night view is the most beautiful.I was reading materials and trying to be a tour guide, but he interrupted me, "Okay, what kind of tour guide is a big road idiot."

"I still have a tour guide card!"

"Then you do it."

"I went there after graduating from university. The travel agency didn't want me because they thought I was ugly."

He laughed loudly, and I shook my head, "I really have no sympathy, good-looking people like you really don't know the pain of us ugly people."

He said, "Fuzi, don't say you're ugly, I'm tired of hearing it."

"Give me another request."

"I think you're pretty good-looking."

"Thank you, I want to look good, can Yang Fuyuan want me?"

He didn't speak for a long time, I asked him what's wrong.He looked up at me and said, "Fuzi, you are actually very sad, right?"

I waved my hand, "You are a real mother-in-law. I didn't want to cry that day. You insisted on making me cry. I thought that if I didn't cry for a while, you would feel very uncomfortable, so I cried. It's all over. , why did you cry out of the sequelae, and asked me if I felt uncomfortable."

He looked at me and didn't speak.I smiled and said: "I am too familiar with your expression, it is 'I understand you'. Hao Zeyu, you really don't understand me. I am affectionate and unfeeling. How can I be affectionate? I Whoever I'm with is the best and most suitable person. I don't even look at him, and I follow him wholeheartedly until he dumps me. Anyway, I would rather let him bear me than me. After talking affectionately, let's talk Fickle, do you know how fickle I am? No matter who leaves me, as long as I accept the reality, I will immediately stop thinking about it and never turn back. Others say that it is best not to have, but here I am What you get is the best. Since you got it, it’s worth it, and I don’t want much.”

He seemed to be relieved, "Maybe I was overthinking it. I haven't seen you cry. That day, seeing you cry so hard, I thought you were very sorry."

I laughed at myself, "Maybe it's because you're an actor, and you can express your emotions very well. I fell into the scene all of a sudden, and felt very miserable."

My brain was wide open, and I suddenly asked, "Do you believe in parallel spaces?"

"You've watched too many movies."

"I really believe this. For example, in another parallel dimension, maybe Fuzi and Hao Zeyu had a great time, so they wouldn't sit here in the middle of the night and talk about such boring topics."

I looked at the sky, and the stars in Macau were all hidden.I also said, "Maybe in a parallel space, that lucky son has successfully obtained the happiness that ordinary women can easily get, such as getting married, having children, and when the children grow up in the future, that lucky son can point to the TV and say, That handsome uncle Hao Zeyu, I know your mother." I sighed, "I'm jealous of her."

Hao Zeyu didn't understand, "Who?"

"That Fuzi in the parallel space, I'm jealous of her, but actually I don't love Yang Fuyuan. I just want to know what that kind of happiness is like..."

Hao Zeyu put his arms around my shoulders and comforted me, "You will have a particularly good love."

I laughed, "I'm not qualified to talk about love." I continued to look up at the sky, maintaining this posture, which made what I was going to say next seem less sad.Mourning is not a blessing, "I saw a sentence on the Internet, saying that love is something that is qualified to have both material and spiritual affluence. Poor people and idiots are not qualified to talk about love, but it is only in the name of love." It’s just to solve sexual desire, reproduction and dependence. How well said, I think about my little boyfriends, being with them, maybe I’m not for love, but for sexual desire, reproduction and dependence, everything is right up."

"There is such a thing as love, and God will definitely give it to you. It's just that it may be fleeting like fireworks."

"Compete with me, right? If there are fireworks in the sky at this time, I will believe what you say."

I looked at him, and he bit his lip, not knowing how to answer.

I laughed, "I don't believe it, you still have the ability to reach the sky, and arrange to set off fireworks at this time?"

"I can't arrange that." He hugged his shoulders and groped for his arms.

The winter in Macau is also really cold.I am also sick, so cold, and still interested in falling in love.I picked up the bag and was about to leave, only to find that there was a palm-sized opening under the bag.

I was angry: "What quality, I want to give him a bad review!"

Hao Zeyu studied for a long time and said that he was stabbed by a knife.I felt relieved, "I said, the seller of Crown Crown can't lie." As soon as I finished speaking, my face twisted, "This A package is 1500!"

He smiled and helped me empty the contents of the bag. Anyway, I don’t carry a vibrator and condoms with me, so I don’t avoid people.Opening the compartment, I found something soft.I refused to take it out, but Hao Zeyu pushed my hand and grabbed it by force, a ball of wool mixture.

Hao Zeyu asked: "What?"

I blushed and said, "Scarf."

"Oh, I remembered, I saw you tinkering with wool all the time."

"It was supposed to be woven into MC QUEEN's skull..." I laughed suddenly to cover up my embarrassment, "My skills are too bad, hahahaha."

Laughing until he couldn't laugh anymore, Hao Zeyu was still looking at the scarf.When knitting the scarf, I had a feeling of "Yong Qingwen's sickness makes up the bird's golden fur". When it was about to finish, it was too ugly. I gave up the idea of ​​being Qingwen. Later, it was hot, and the scarf was stuffed by me. up.I don't carry this bag very much, I just dug it out today, so it's here.

I told Hao Zeyu the truth, "I wanted to weave this scarf for you, and I wanted to apologize to you, but I lost the scarf..."

"I know. I saw you lost it that night. You helped me find a scarf in the snow. When you sent it back, I found that I bought a new one. My friend also said that you look like a pig. You heard it, and you were angry."

"No, no," I denied it flatly, "I'm starving, I'm really not angry..."

Hao Zeyu looked at me.What annoys him the most is that he stares at people like this. Girls can be stared into pregnancy, and villains can be stared into confessing.

"Well, I admit, I suddenly had a little self-esteem that day, and I don't know why..."

He tilted his head and looked at me, "Because he cares about me."

I said casually, "Maybe." I tied the scarf around his neck in a knot and muttered, "This scarf is too long..."

Hao Zeyu seemed to have made up his mind and said, "If there are fireworks now, you will believe in love."

I laughed dumbfounded, "You really believe it."

He said: "I believe it, because I am a magician and can conjure fireworks."

I said, "Then you change."

He looked at me and suddenly kissed me.

At this moment, I suddenly remembered a passage.There is a writer I like very much who specializes in writing romance novels. In his novels, once the protagonist’s emotions explode, he will be lazy. He always writes about volcanic eruptions, whales singing, and tigers all over the world are turned into butter. I still laugh at him. .But now I understand that it is this feeling, and there is no such apt description anymore.I saw lava erupting from volcanoes, whales singing high notes, tigers wagging their buttery tails...

Of course, I also saw fireworks.I thought it was a hallucination, but the smell of sulfur in the air confused me.Hao Zeyu was also confused, and we both looked at the sky.The smallpox blooms in countless months, and colorful auspicious clouds surround the platform.Falling to the ground, the stars suddenly scattered, and the sound of rain came flying in the air.It's real fireworks.

Hao Zeyu looked at me.I suddenly found that his face was both familiar and unfamiliar, like another person, or something I had never seen before.

I said: "Fireworks..."

He smiled, and I was familiar with it again. He smiled beautifully, and there were fireworks in his eyes.He said, "That's right, I made them all."

He kissed me again.The fireworks are very short, but this kiss seems to keep this beautiful scenery tender.

Many years later, I realized that the night view of Macau is the most beautiful road.Why is it beautiful?Because during this period of the year, there will be fireworks every day.Probably because I said big words, said that I don't believe in love, and angered the sky.God said, let me show you the fireworks by the way.Alright, God, you're awesome, I believe it.

In this world, maybe there is no Santa Claus.But there must be love.

(End of this chapter)