come on!you are the fattest
Chapter 2 You are like that fire, a blazing flame, burning me
Chapter 2 You are like that fire, a blazing flame, burning me
〔one〕
I decided to stay at home for two days, and let Yongkang calm down before going back.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Yongkang was put into the winter to freeze for a while, the spring of my career came.Sister Yuanyuan arranged for me to interview Bailianhua, who recently took the international route, in three days, and it was the cover article!
It stands to reason that this is all done by external writers. The manuscript fee is 1000 yuan per thousand words. The October issue has double covers. The covers of the fashion and fashion editions are added together. The article has 15 words, and 8500% is deducted. tax, I can get [-] too!
It’s a good thing to get an assistant editor of mine to do it, but sister Yuanyuan said, who has never gotten the cover of a top-line celebrity, and said that you are the feature editor of "Fashion Trends", who would believe it!Did you hear that, Sister Yuanyuan meant to make me a full-time member!
At eight o'clock in the morning, I got in the taxi and was on the way to the studio in Dajiaotingqiaodong. Although I was sleepy like a dog, I still had mixed feelings.This step is really right. Thinking about it, I am quite inspiring along the way.
I used to sell tickets at the window of Babaoshan Subway Station, and the car whizzed by, with the wind and the smell of urine. I smelled this smell for four years-who is so wicked, always peeing on the subway.
Selling tickets is too boring. I always keep some books with words in my drawer to relieve my boredom. The best way to get me out of this piss-smelling environment is fashion magazines. I looked at it and someone suddenly bought a ticket. I quickly closed the drawer. , looked up, filled with emotion.
The looks of the Chinese people are quite extensive and profound. For example, some passengers are really indescribable in appearance. During the Spring Festival, they directly post selfies on the door, which can be used as a door god to ward off evil spirits.
People in the magazines already lived an elegant life with no clothes on. I still had to smell like urine and wear a military overcoat. I lived a life like an aunt prematurely. No one regarded me as a woman anymore.
But later, a certain leader insisted on providing standardized services, strictly forbidding us to desert at work, and even this little fun was lost. When no one bought tickets, I was so bored that I had to make up stories to pass the time.
"The life of the people in the security check was too untechnical, so they first degenerated into zombies. When they were arrested, they still shouted, "Please check in, thank you for your cooperation. Fuzi wanted to escape from this zombie land, but when he fled with a fashion magazine, he found Half of her leg has been zombified... The subway is no longer running because the driver's brain was eaten by a co-worker who zombified first, Fuzi used the October double-cover fashion magazine as a weapon, the quality of the paper is really good, open up A bloody road... She finally climbed out of the subway entrance, breathing the air without the smell of urine, ah, this is the Dongdaqiao subway station, very close to the World Trade Center, Fuzi used her last strength to climb to the entrance of the fashion building, fell down Next...the new issue of "Fashion Trends" uses Fuzi's posthumous photo as the cover..."
Passengers who buy tickets to recharge are often frightened by the tears in my eyes, because I am thinking of the title of the cover, "Fuzi: Li Suli in the New Era".You have to ask me, who is Li Suli?Okay, okay, you guys born in the 90s are young, amazing!
But you can also see that I am very good at thinking wildly, but the undiscovered talent can only be buried in the ground, and after a long time, it may become a coal mine or something.
A nanny in the United States loves to take pictures. After her death, the negatives were developed. Everyone praised her as a sweeping monk in the photography world, but she was already dead. This kind of praise is useless!
Life is too short to have fun.
〔two〕
Le quickly found me.
For me, I often have shit luck.When I was in junior high school, one of my sisters was a ghost. When I was an intern at a fashion magazine, I fell asleep with the male publisher of the magazine. After graduation, I went to work there as a salesperson.Later, she found out that the editor's best friend was looking for authors who could write all over the world.She vaguely remembered that when she was in the second year of junior high school, I helped her write a love letter in the style of Baby Anne, and caught up with the handsome guy in our school.She recommended me.
The first manuscript was about Wang Xiaofei. At that time, he hadn’t gotten along with Zhang Yuqi. I asked for leave to interview him, but the editor said no, and said it was to record my interview. Later, he thought it was troublesome, so he called The phone told me what Wang Xiaofei was like.I stayed up for three days and three nights. I copied a description of Yi Shu at the beginning of the interview, and made up a few interview answers at the end. I wrote [-] words and handed it in tremblingly.The editor couldn't put it down, and my sisters felt very proud. She said, Fuzi, you were born to do this.
After more than two months, I received the manuscript fee, more than 500 yuan!I smell urine and sell tickets for a week, and that’s what I earn as a salary. That’s how much I get for writing 500 words.For the [-] yuan and the hard-earned praise, I love Wang Xiaofei very much. When he had a flash marriage with Big S and was being criticized all over the world, I even registered several vests to speak for him all over the Internet.
Later, I began to accept interviews at random. At first, because I didn’t understand fashion, I wrote some cultural articles. On Valentine’s Day, I wrote about the change of men’s clothing in love movies.
Peng Song made fun of me at that time, saying that the words in fashion magazines were as unbelievable as the advertisements posted in alleys for old military doctors who specialize in infertility. Who must eat two big bowls of instant noodles at ten o'clock in the evening before writing to teach readers How to lose weight?Is my conscience okay?
How does he know, I am lucky!If you want to sell tickets by smelling urine during the day, and start writing to weave a better life for women at night, you have to be lucky. This supper is the same as the ancients who had to burn incense and bathe before writing.
After two years of writing, the editor recommended an editor, and I rose from [-] words per thousand to [-] words per thousand. During the peak period, I wrote exclusively for men's magazines and interviewed all the popular male stars in the market.
When editing the sample magazine, I deliberately left the address of my unit. During lunch, my colleagues chirped through my articles and asked me how I was a real star.
I would pretend not to care and eat a couple of pancakes, calmly, "Hey, I'm very short, not as tall as me."
〔three〕
I thought that this kind of life would last for a long time, and I would become the Lee So-ri of the writing world.
I forgot which year it was, and an editor I had been working with for a long time invited me to participate in one of their events. I said I really didn't want to go, but I still dressed up and went.
I put on a retro floral skirt bought from a small shop in the Gulou Tower, and a black suit jacket bought from ZARA for 200 yuan after a discount on the outside, and a Chanel-style woolen coat that was a hit on Taobao. Song put on a light make-up for me, went to the hotel again, used a sticky roller to stick the hair off the coat in the toilet, sprayed on the perfume I got from Peng Song, put on the high-heeled shoes in the bag, and then went in with great momentum .
In the end, the security guard stopped me and said that I would not be allowed in without an invitation.
The temperature of the air conditioner in the venue was too high, and I was sweating all over. I stood in a dilemma at the entrance, squeezed together with a group of [-]th-line fashionistas with blue faces and fangs, and waited for a familiar editor to call me.Hey, they are also calling for someone to pick them up.
Someone pushed me to give way, I stepped back guiltily, looked back, it was a certain male star and his manager, I hurriedly greeted them, both of them were stunned, the male star looked at his manager, who was his manager A woman with a Cantonese accent also had an embarrassing smile on her face.
I'm sweating again.Hey, I'm Fuzi, the Fuzi who interviewed you twice, your mother specially called to tell you that this is Fuzi, the author who wrote your best article!You even sent a bottle of water to my Fuzi!I'm so conspicuous, why don't you recognize me!
When the editor scooped me up, I was so hot that my makeup was all over, and my aura was lost by the situation.
The hall was very lively, with all kinds of stars full of vigor, dressed as if they never shit, I stood there in a daze for half an hour, and left quietly.
In fact, it doesn't matter if I don't "quietly", because no one looks at me.
At the well-known stewed stall under Jinsong Bridge, I ate two bowls of stewed meat in anger, and after eating fifteen skewers, I finally made a decision: resign, and I want to be a fashion magazine too!If you've ever been to an event with [-] people or [-] people, you know that the air smells different, I'm so sick of the smell of urine!
The performance of the male star and his agent made me very gratified: I don’t have a sense of existence, but my words are real. Why do I save my energy to sell tickets at the subway station instead of brushing my face on the outside? what.Next time, I won't let any security guard stop me!I will give him a slap!If you can't recognize my white-eyed wolf, I will block him!
If I were to make my autobiographical movie, this scene should be like this: Fuzi slapped the table, the boss, and a bottle of beer for five kidneys, then the camera crane went up, the music started, the overpass was full of traffic, and a girl was rising Self-motivated...
Compared with this glorious scene, the subsequent setbacks are really not worth mentioning: fighting wits with parents, finally working as a small editor in a mailing magazine, the magazine collapsed, and living by writing magazines for half a year, and then went to another second-tier magazine As a new media editor for a magazine (because it's easy to get in), after a few twists and turns, I finally joined the editor of "Fashion Trends"—although there is the word "assistant" in front of it, it should be erased after a while.
"Hey, girl, wake up, we're here!" The taxi driver woke me up, I rubbed my eyes, um, it was Jing Yuan.
Hey, why is it so fast, I have not yet recalled that I got to know my family Yongkang in the second week of going to "Fashion Trends".
After paying for the taxi ticket, I was out of luck for a long time, cleared my throat, faced the big shadow reflected on the glass door of the studio, and said to myself, "Come on, Fuzi, I'll see you today." gone."
〔Four〕
My mind is still serializing the scene of me talking happily with the female star Bai Lianhua. When I went in, I found that there was no one there. I agreed to enter the booth at [-] o'clock!Sister Yuanyuan said on the phone that she forgot to tell me last night, and the filming was changed at ten o'clock today.
"It's okay, Sister Yuanyuan, I just followed the outline."
"Fuzi is really sensible. You don't know how much pressure I put on my sister to let you interview her. My sister really likes you."
After hanging up the phone, I was still very excited and wanted to take out the A4 paper of the interview outline from my bag, but what I took out first was a bag of egg-filled pancakes.I was so nervous today that I didn't even have time to eat breakfast. I was chewing on the egg-filled biscuits, but regretted not buying an extra one.
In the Korean drama "The Producer", didn't Kim Soo Hyun use a bag of red bean cakes to impress the heart of the female star Cindy?Seeing the beauty of the white lotus at ten o'clock, if I took out an egg-filled biscuit and said, "Sister, have you had breakfast? I brought you one." Will I be instantly doted on by the white lotus?
How caring, um, Sister Bai Lianhua must have clapped her hands and applauded. Regardless of the manager's stop, she still chewed it, and then used the northeast accent to give me heart and lungs. Xing, I'm still that simple Northeast girl..."
With a slap, I opened my eyes and tried to recognize the person in front of me, melasma, and barren hairline.Well, it's my own boss, Sister Yuanyuan, who just fell asleep again.
Sister Yuanyuan scolded me for a long time, and the clothing editor also said that I take up too much space to sleep, and there is no place to put my bag on the sofa.
Then a woman walked in.He is dressed in black, with a murderous look on his body, straight, his waist is only as thick as my five fingers, his face is big with fists, and he is wiping his hair with a black towel. Automatically lowered, and I also had the urge to kneel.
White lotus!The real person is so good-looking, you can't tell that she is almost forty, and she has had plastic surgery!
Bai Lianhua said unceremoniously, "Yuanyuan, I have a cold today! The air conditioner is still turned on so full! You want to freeze me to death!"
Sister Yuanyuan, the elder sister of "Fashion Trends" who has been working in the industry for ten years, immediately turned into Yuan Gonggong, the folds on her face were smiling like chrysanthemums, and quickly asked the people in the studio to turn off the air conditioner, and then quickly said: "Sister Hua, Have you taken the medicine? I will send someone to buy the medicine right now, you have worked so hard..." Such dog-legged remarks are about [-] words.
Bai Lianhua glanced at me.No, there are many eyes, and they look me up and down.Wow, everything in the dream appeared, I was still holding half an egg-filled biscuit in my left hand, and wiped my saliva with my right hand—Sister Hua!This is the halazi that sleeps out!It's really not that you are so beautiful that I drool——then stretched out my friendly right hand and introduced myself, "Sister Hua, I am interviewing you today..."
Before she finished speaking, Bai Lianhua turned her head and left.
Tsk tsk, Bailianhua is not bad, at least let me say half a sentence, and even looked at me a few times.The last time I was shooting the cover of the popular Xiaohuadan, I was invited out because my breathing was too loud, which affected her mood.
〔Fives〕
After waiting for three hours, I had already figured out what to eat for lunch. Afraid of delaying the progress of the interview, sister Yuanyuan hurriedly stuffed me into Bailianhua's dressing room.
"Sister Hua, I'm Fuzi. If you find it inconvenient to answer any questions during the interview, you can just pass them. There are no questions that must be asked." This is my interview routine. The sense of opposition is basically a tried and tested routine, and when you ask this question, the first question you want to ask in your mind.
My voice, over the makeup artist, assistant, and the cosmetics on the table, lay on the mirror and covered it for a while, then slid down and fell to the ground.No one paid attention to me, and no one gave me a chair to sit on. Bai Lianhua sat in front of the makeup mirror to put on makeup. The makeup artist and assistants laughed and cursed, and Bai Lianhua occasionally said something to them.
I cleared my throat, warmed up first, and let Sister Hua relax, "Sister Hua, what a coincidence, when Sister Yuanyuan called me and said that she was going to interview you this week, I happened to watch your performance of "Dancing is worse than Falling in Love" ", the acting is too good, kill that male lead in seconds." I said it kindly and professionally, spraying it in the air, let the words lie on the mirror for another five seconds, and then reflected on Bai Lianhua's face.
There was finally a brief moment of peace in the dressing room.
Bai Lianhua glanced at me in the mirror, stretched out her hand, and the assistant handed over a thermos just right.Well, it must be health soup, tsk tsk, as expected, an actress who is over [-] is really good at taking care of herself.
"No one has mentioned this movie to me for a long time."
After listening to the answer with breathless breath, the others relaxed again.
Bai Lianhua sipped her health-preserving soup, asked her assistant to find the medicine she wanted to take, chatted with the make-up artist about the last time she shot a British fashion magazine, and imitated the British accent. Laughed, and then said that sister Hua, your English is so good, sister Hua, you are so funny, that's it.
I can't get in the conversation, heh heh, the average child must be panicked when they are interviewed here, but I am Fuzi, so I won't be scared.I can’t ask questions at this time, so I will observe secretly from the sidelines and collect materials. A good interview draft, in addition to dialogue, must also have a sense of presence.
Bai Lianhua puts on lipstick and draws her eyebrows—female stars have eccentricities, and Bai Lianhua has to paint her own eyebrows.She was dissatisfied with today's hairstyle again, and yelled at today's photographer to come over.
The photographer is also an A-list in China. It is said that she is the best photographer who combines PS and photography, and she can earn 10 yuan for a cover shoot.She wetted Bai Lianhua's hair and began to style it strand by strand.
I also brushed my messy hair in front of the mirror, imagining in my mind that she took a picture of me as Fan Bingbing who had gained thirty pounds.
The agent gave me a wink, um, this is to let me take the opportunity to ask questions.
I cleared my throat, and quickly acted accordingly, "How did you establish your look when you were shooting Hollywood movies..." Bai Lianhua and the master photographer looked at me in surprise.That's right, it's me, the energetic middle-aged girl Fuko, I won't give up.
The manager rolled his eyes and finally pushed me out.
At the entrance of the studio, I had just been left out in the dressing room for 10 minutes. I almost stood like a Buddha statue. I sat on the steps and lit a cigarette. I felt that this moment was a movie.The futility suffered at the white lotus turned up, sank, and turned down again.
I should have lifted the weasel doormat just now—show them a little hand.When the phone starts to record, you should tell those assistants who are not quiet: "Honey, can you respect my work? Sister Hua and I are doing an interview very professionally." Then the group of assistants must not dare to say anything, Bai Lianhua will also sit upright and be overwhelmed by my aura, and the dressing room will become an interrogation room.
Have you had plastic surgery?Bai Lianhua will be frank and lenient, saying that her face is the experimental field of Chinese plastic surgery technology.
Have you changed your age?She was afraid of resisting strictness, saying that she was forty years old and almost menopause, and every time she passed the square, she couldn't help but get out of the nanny's car and dance square dances with the aunts.
Thinking about it this way, it's not easy for her to blame. She is still unmarried at such an age, so she should have no sex life, just like me.Rabbits are dead, dogs are cooked, lips are dead and teeth are cold, why do women make things difficult for women... I have a lot of parallels, and I feel a little soft-hearted.What is my virtue and ability, being left out by Bai Lianhua, the most suitable life for me should be sitting at the ticket booth and selling tickets. When I am closest to her, that is, when I have lunch at noon, I just hear her news from my colleagues.Now I am so far away from her that I am one meter away, so close that I can strangle her to death with my own hands.What am I not satisfied with!
Bai Lianhua looks so good-looking. She is over half a century old, and she still has the attitude of an ISO 9001-certified entertainment model student who has been working hard. Luckily, why do you still have time to worry about your self-esteem here?
Thinking of this, I am moved myself.Fuzi, Fuzi, you are really a sunflower girl, always looking towards the sun.No, sunflowers are pretty but not useful, I am a sunflower plate, not fancy, but useful, sunflower seeds can still be eaten.
I was full of energy, and threw my cigarette butt on the wall vigorously, "Come on, you are the best!" I raised my arms and shouted.
A man who doesn't know when to be around.I don't know if he is standing in the wrong position. His back is facing the sun, and part of the sunlight spreads from his body, making me unable to open my eyes.God said, let there be light, and there was light.This light made me feel ashamed and wanted to change careers immediately to be Amy, a hair assistant, or Xiaofang, a beautician, because only they have the legal qualifications to speak spiritually in public!
Guang's voice smelled like he couldn't wake up from the bed, "Who can curse himself like that, saying that he is the fattest." He approached, with a cigarette in his mouth, "You want to say that you are the best, right? ?”
I don't want him to get too close, there is no harm without contrast.What's more, he is not an ordinary boy, he is a star.Hao Zeyu.
In fact, I was quite surprised that a living person has grown so big?In my impression, he was still a child, who looked like he was participating in the draft, crying like pears and rain on TV.I was very annoyed when I watched it, because I really like a young man who looks like Wu Yanzu who has never PKed him, you are crying, I cried my little Wu Yanzu away.Facing these drafted youngsters, I always feel Ma Dongmei’s surprise when she sees her teacher in "Charlotte Annoyance": "Are you still alive?"
There is no news of the little Daniel Wu I loved back then, but Hao Zeyu is still alive, supporting two long legs that forked from the belly button, his face has traces of being admired by thousands of troops, and his head is sleeping. He appeared in front of me with a partial hairstyle and a cigarette in his mouth, asking me to borrow a lighter.
I fumbled for a while before I realized that I had put the lighter on the steps.Hao Zeyu reached out to get a lighter.
I didn't pass it to him, and lit him directly, out of habit.I am a professional lighting people, in fact, I am not addicted to cigarettes, but the girls in "Fashion Trends" all smoke. In order to show that I will come to things, I have also practiced the skills of smoking and lighting cigarettes at any time.They didn't look for a lighter to light their cigarettes, they just called Fuzi, and I came over with a smile on my face, holding the lighter, "Come on, do you smoke?"
Hao Zeyu didn't know that I was a service-oriented personality, so he was polite to me: "I can do it myself."
"Take a hand, take a hand." Hao Zeyu held the cigarette, and I held the lighter over.
But after firing the lighter several times, it still didn't fire, and Hao Zeyu and I froze there.
It was so close that I could see the white down on his face, so close that I got wet, I mean the underarms.
I quickly adjusted the valve and continued to fire.Unexpectedly, the fire spewed out all at once, scorching Hao Zeyu's face, and his bangs were covered in front.
Hao Zeyu patted his hair in a hurry, and I quickly took off my shawl.Today I wore a skirt with bare shoulders, and the shawl is obviously used to hide my ugliness, but now it has become a fire extinguishing tool.After a while of fuss, the fire finally went out, my knees softened, and I knelt on the ground habitually.
Hao Zeyu was startled, and quickly helped me: "What's wrong with you?"
I cried: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."
"It's okay, it's okay, you get up first."
"I can't afford to burn your face."
"No, no, no, look, my face is not good, there is no redness or swelling."
"Ah, are you all right?"
Hao Zeyu showed me his face.Thank goodness the face wasn't burned.
"Okay, get up, if someone sees you, you'll think I've done something to you."
I finally got up, my heart was still heavy, "Then... what about your hair?"
"It burned very badly?"
His bangs are gone, and his hairstyle has become the weird short haircut for women in the Sassoon manual. How can I say it.
Hao Zeyu took a picture of his face with his mobile phone, "It really looks like a dog gnawed on it, so you have to pay something?"
"All right, all right, I can pay you anything." I quickly settled my bank balance in my mind.
"Please pay me for a cigarette, I didn't smoke it just now."
I quickly stuffed my pack of cigarettes into his hand, "I'll give you all, I'll give you all." Knowing that I saw Bai Lianhua today, I specially bought a box of Marlboro popping beads to refill the scene.
"Then I'll take it all." This time he lit the cigarette himself and let out a long puff, "It's so annoying, smoking is not allowed anywhere."
It was a bit hot, so he stood silently, facing the red wall at the door, and stared blankly for a while.He was in a daze because there are beauties in the north, reclusive and independent, and I was in a daze, looking like I was waiting for a takeaway.
"Uh, your makeup artist is Peng Song." I had nothing to say, Peng Song told me yesterday that he would come to do styling for Hao Zeyu today.
"Boss Peng? You also do makeup?"
I continued to touch it, but I didn't need to touch it anymore. I was still holding a business card in my hand. I was about to hand it to Bai Lianhua just now, and I held it for more than 40 minutes.
He bowed his head and said, "Fuzi, this name is easy to remember." He laughed again, "Hey, I don't have a business card either." He threw away the cigarette butt, which hit the wall and scattered sparks.He shook the business card in his hand again, and gave me a smiling face, "I'll withdraw first, see you later."
"Wait!" I yelled.
Hao Zeyu turned his head in surprise and smiled again.Really, why do you love to laugh so much?
He said: "My hair is fine, you don't have to worry. Don't worry, no one will know, this is a little secret between us."
"No, I want to say that you have eye feces in the corner of your left eye..." Hao Zeyu rubbed the corner of his eye and smiled self-deprecatingly, "I didn't wash my face in the morning, hey." He waved his hand and left.
I was left dizzy with laughter.There is actually a little secret between me and Hao Zeyu.Fuzi, Fuzi, you must have been Hua Qiangu in your last life.
〔six〕
I found Boss Peng in a small dressing room, and he was biting ears with a suspected male creature.
I yelled arrogantly, "Don't kiss in public!" Then I sat on Peng Song's lap unceremoniously, "I changed my boyfriend again!"
Peng Song pushed me aside, "You don't care who he is, so let me marry him."
I look at my younger siblings with the mentality of a big aunt looking at my younger siblings—ah, I should not be a big sister-in-law, my family Peng Song is so aggressive—looking closely, my "siblings" are Bai Lianhua's manager.Immediately, I got on top of my mother's family, and pretended to pat my "siblings" affectionately in the way of entertaining regular customers, "Oh, dear, it's you. As soon as I entered the room, I thought, where is the beauty from?"
Bai Lianhua's manager hurriedly pushed my hand, "Stop taking pictures, you'll kill me."
Peng Song said to him with an attitude of watching the show, "Let me tell you, she has no eyesight."
"Insult me! You can say that I have no IQ, character, bottom line, or chastity, but you can't say that I have no vision!"
The leader picks food and you turn the table, the leader plays cards and you touch yourself, the leader talks and you chatter, the leader drinks water and you brake... If you are such a master, don't hang out in the circle of girls!For editors of fashion magazines, being famous means being an ancestor, being rich means being a grandpa, having power means being a leader, and no one can afford to offend her. Sister Yuanyuan is a respectable woman. Now when she sees a celebrity, she kneels and licks like a maid!
I angrily scolded Peng Song: "Go back to Dongjixiang Hutong and inquire about it. I have a high EQ inherited from my family. I am famous in Dongcheng District for talking about people and talking about people. They say I have no eyesight. It's fresh! I just came in. Recognize my big baby, you can't attack me personally like this."
Bai Lianhua's manager heard what I said and nodded to Peng Song, "It's just an elm head, now I can see it."
He said: "Peng Song knew that you were interviewing our Sister Hua, so he greeted me in advance, saying that you have no eyesight, let me take care of you, and I thought how blind you can be, but when you came up, you directly said her What was the movie called?"
"Dancing is worse than Falling in Love, what's wrong?"
"You watch movies with your belly button. How many years ago did you watch the movie? Sister Hua still has her original face in it. The big face is on the second ring road. There is no traffic jam at Xizhimen. She doesn't show this movie on Baidu Encyclopedia, for fear of touching her face. Feeling in love. How about you, eager to get into this bad luck?"
"How do I know, I want her to know that in order to interview her, I have watched all such unpopular movies. I am a person who knows how to do it! I want to know this, why should I mention this? what!"
"At first I thought you were trying to embarrass Sister Hua on purpose. If ordinary people wouldn't bother with you, they would have withdrawn long ago. You're stuck with a telegraph pole, and you don't think you're an eyesore at all. I can see that. You're a dud with a heart, I kindly gave you a wink to let you go out, you're lucky, I don't see that Sister Hua is busy, and she still needs to be interviewed on the pole, Sister Fat, you really have made a lot of achievements in being suspected by others."
At this moment, I really want to break the jar, wave my shirt and run on the newly repaired viaduct in Dajiaoting.The car beside me slowed down, even if the one who rolled down the window was my beloved Zhang Ziyi who came forward to persuade me, I would still run to the boundless sky.
why?Let me give you an example.
You feel that you are Faye Wong reincarnated. You participated in "The Voice of China", but no one turned around. After singing, you found that the three mentors were bleeding from the seven orifices and passed out. The strong-boned sister advised you not to sing. diva.
You traveled to the harem of the Qing Dynasty and thought you could be a queen, but later found that you were not qualified enough to be a court lady, even if you were a court lady, you couldn't become Cui Jinxi, and in the second episode, you were directly killed by Concubine Hua—eh, in the TV series The unlucky palace lady who was drowned seemed to be called Fuzi, which is great.
For so many years, I have misunderstood how discerning I am and how good at observing words and emotions.But the cruel fact finally let me know that I misunderstood myself.
Peng Song asked Bai Lianhua's manager: "I don't think it's that serious. Sister Hua can still pick it later?"
The manager shook his head: "It's definitely not possible."
"Your agent can't persuade you."
"Boss Peng, you think highly of me. I'm an executive agent if you put it mildly. I'm just a big girl who doesn't sleep with my master. She's dedicated to serving my sister Hua and the big manager. She's not even as good as a pet dog. .A celebrity like Sister Hua who has endured hardships is a bit anti-social in the audience. I guess you don’t have to think about the interview before putting on make-up. You just wait.
Peng Song comforted me: "Okay, what's the matter, don't look constipated."
I am a person, I have a problem, and when I am unhappy, I will lose face.I quickly adjusted my expression and changed the subject, "No, I saw your Hao Zeyu just now, and I'm still immersed in his beauty."
Peng Song wondered that I have seen quite a few male celebrities, and Hao Zeyu is not a beautiful young man, how can I be so good at it.
"This is the first time that a male star is so close to me... You don't know, the last time I interviewed the guy who was famous for making gay movies, he told me not to get too close to him, saying that I was afraid that I would destroy his fighting spirit to lose weight... Hao Zeyu can That's great, I can smell his scent, it smells so good, what kind of perfume does he use..." I acted like a nympho to please the audience, and by the way, concealed my guilty conscience of setting fire to his hair just now.
The two men around me didn't cheer at all, so I looked up and Hao Zeyu was standing at the door.Everything is not going well today, I stood up and wanted to get out of here quickly.
Sister Yuanyuan gave me a chance to make amends, and she asked me to interview Hao Zeyu along the way.This shooting is to be packaged for publicity.Sister Yuanyuan told me the cause and effect, and said that the image of Bai Lianhua has always been like that of a female cadre of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference. She is hard and unfeminine. Isn't she going to be in a movie recently, and she is going to have some gossip.Swipe around the male stars in their company, either the other party has a family, or the other party does not cooperate, or Bai Lianhua looks down on him, and only Hao Zeyu can catch the eye. He is not well-known, but at least he has a good image Yes, the white lotus is not bad either.So I want to shape the CP sense of sibling love in the article.
I was shocked: "Sibling love? This age difference is enough for mother and child love, it's too shocking, I can't write it." In fact, I don't want to face Hao Zeyu.I just acted as a comedian to adjust the atmosphere, but I didn't perform well, and I was bumped into by him. He must have misunderstood that I was a strange aunt who was full of lust.
Sister Yuanyuan didn't look at me anymore, "Fuzi, you disappointed me too much, do you know what the people in our company said, saying that the three assistants of me are too far apart, what backgrounds are Yu and Luoyan? Rich second generation, a master who came back from studying in the UK, you graduated from a private university, and you used to sell tickets in the subway. You. Look, how much risk my sister has taken for you, and even entrusted you with the job of Bailianhua. Yes, Bailianhua is difficult to deal with, but he is a big name. The job, I resolutely give it to you, don't I hope that you will get some results and become a regular soon? Renjiayu and Luoyan became regulars after working for half a year."
What I said almost brought tears to my eyes, well, it was my fault that I flinched when encountering difficulties, Sister Yuanyuan should be more considerate of me.
Sister Yuanyuan took me to say hello to Hao Zeyu's manager, Sister Dan.Sister Dan looks a lot like my high school head teacher, with a blue face and a dignified appearance, but she is easy to talk to, "Just ask, my artist's psychological quality is very good."
But it’s easy to talk, and it may be caused by not having time to pay attention to me. She was nagging at Hao Zeyu’s burnt hair in the dressing room, “No one of you is looking at him!”
"Hey, it's really impossible to buy a lighter for one yuan now. I was not careful, and that's it."
My face turned red.
Sister Dan snorted: "Put it down, you just don't want to come to shoot today, so give me eye drops!"
Sister Dan gave Hao Zeyu another half-day political class, telling him to correct his attitude. The opportunity to bundle with Bailianhua is very rare. He hasn't had any serious works for almost two years. If he continues to be so lazy, he will definitely die.
Hao Zeyu has a good temper, with a playful smile: "Isn't there an album this year?"
"Album? Does anyone still listen to music now? How much money can you earn by releasing an album? If you don't go to a commercial show, you don't go to a small place. What do you want to do! Didn't you promise me to make good money this year and buy a house in Beijing?" ?”
Peng Song was in a hurry: "Why are you arguing, let's think about how to do his hair first."
He flicked Hao Zeyu's hair: "Get a hair piece, how about a wig?"
In a bit of a hurry to destroy my criminal evidence, I said, "Go...or shave."
Peng Song was not happy at first: "If you can't speak, don't come up with random ideas. Do you think a man's hair is the same as your woman's? It's short in the first place, and you'll have no hair if you shave it."
"No, didn't you say it on the Internet, the size of your hair is the test of whether you are a handsome guy..."
Sister Dan gave me a big look, "My Hao Zeyu is an idol, have you ever seen an idol cut his hair?"
"Beauty is in the bone but not in the face, how much the cropped hair can highlight his facial features."
"That won't work, we still accept shampoo commercials."
Hao Zeyu was amused: "Who? Who can find me to advertise, please call me immediately."
"They didn't renew the contract because they were blind. They can't get a new endorsement this year."
Hao Zeyu pulled his hair back and exposed his forehead: "Cut it off, I'm fed up with idol haircuts, now I'm an idol and I just wear this kind of little sister's haircut, it's not manly at all. Besides, if it's really ugly, I'll wear a hat, Let your hair grow longer."
Everyone didn't speak, Hao Zeyu paused for a moment, then smiled again, "Cut it, I'm not popular, who pays attention to me."
When I saw Hao Zeyu again, his hair was so short that his white scalp could be seen.I don't know if it's because of my suggestion, Hao Zeyu doesn't have bangs and hairspray to disturb the sight and hearing, his eyebrows are picturesque, and his slender Danfeng eyes are as attractive as they look.
I grabbed Peng Song's arm excitedly: "This looks, in the Tang Dynasty, when Wu Zetian saw him, what Zhang Yizhi and Zhang Xianzhi do you need?"
"Come on, you're just making trouble for me."
I looked flattering: "Actually, your eyebrows and eyes are a bit like Hao Zeyu's. You also have Danfeng eyes, but your face is a bit bigger than his. Otherwise, you would look better with a cut."
"As long as your face is round like that, you still have the nerve to say that I have a big face?"
After finishing the hair, we started the interview in the tea room.
Not interviewing in the dressing room?We also thought about it, but Bai Lianhua wanted to use that dressing room to store clothes, but Hao Zeyu had a good temper and could say anything.
The takeaway was delivered at noon, and everyone put it aside, while the staff at Bailianhua picked up the food again and again.
I tried my best to create a happy conversation, with laughter sound effects, and asked Hao Zeyu about his growth and feelings over the years, and whether the little brothers he met during the draft are still more affectionate than Jin Jian.
Hao Zeyu was very cooperative, and he was not at all infected with the style of endorsement in public relations.
Ah, I also asked my beloved little Wu Yanzu who was PKed down by him, why is his whereabouts missing?Hao Zeyu said that he should go back to work as a flight attendant. Now that the child is two years old, he has become a showman.
My question seemed to be off to a bad start, and the interview turned into a people-hunting meeting, and people around me joined in one after another.
That kid from Shanghai who sang really well and was so handsome back then, after releasing a few singles, went abroad to study, and now he seems to be working in Hong Kong.
The top student from the American returnee finally turned into a news anchor, and he is considered tall.
An inspirational little beauty from a particularly poor family, who said she wanted to buy a big house for her grandpa, is still participating in the draft, and she is about to become a draft pick.
What about the national school grass, who thought he would become the champion?This Hao Zeyu didn't know, Sister Dan took the call and turned to perform behind the scenes. I saw it once two years ago, and that belly was the same as being pregnant in October.
The reality is really cruel.
Think about it, I remember when Hao Zeyu was eliminated, I watched the replay.It’s going to rain, the sky is stuffy, I was at my boyfriend’s house at that time, I couldn’t wake up from a nap, I heard him keep changing the channel, the TV finally stayed on the talent show, when we were eliminated, many boys cried, the boyfriend was bored, Keep pinching my face, saying that little pig and little pig are waking up soon.I pretended I was still asleep, and finally woke up with a smile. The two of us had a fight. I turned back to watch TV. Hao Zeyu waved goodbye to everyone with his eyes swollen. The table came down, and gradually only his thin arms could be seen. waving.
Later, my boyfriend and I went to the shopping mall by bus. It was his birthday. I ordered a computer bag for 500 yuan, which was considered a sky-high price for me at the time.There were very few people on the bus, and I looked out the window, feeling a little sad how I could survive until the end of the month with 200 yuan.Suddenly I received a text message from my boyfriend sitting next to me. The text message said: I love you.
I love you.Although after three months, he dumped me.But seven years later, I still believe that he really said I love you back then.Because of this, every time I pass by a 711 convenience store, I always feel sweet in my heart. After all, it is my birthday on July 7.The ex-boyfriend later married Bai Fufei, who had always had a crush on him, and found a mistress outside, who was also quite fat, I heard.Of course, he himself was so fat that things changed.
The boy who was crying on TV is now sitting across from me completely.The script of life is really haphazardly written.
"So we still have to live well. Everything we have now is the rest of our lives." I said with emotion.
Everyone froze for a moment, but my stomach grumbled at this moment, breaking the beauty.
Peng Song took the lead in complaining about me, saying that this hypocrisy is because I am hungry.
Everyone started to eat box lunch.
Hahahaha, I quickly acted as a comedian again, saying that I have gained weight recently, and eating can be described as naive.I gobbled it up and asked the dieter if you still eat that box. An Xin took on the fate of a fat man serving as a pistachio in the crowd, rolling all over the floor, as if obliterating the inexplicable emotions I just had, and my nose was sore.Hey, maybe the big aunt is coming.
〔seven〕
After the interview with Hao Zeyu, Sister Dan was going to bring another artist's announcement, and she was about to withdraw with Peng Song.Hao Zeyu was playing with his mobile phone there, without any emotion, and nodded his head as a farewell.
Peng Song and I praised Hao Zeyu for his lack of airs, "It's so easy to support, even if there is no one around."
Peng Song whispered to me, "It's not because he is not popular, the manager can't hang him on a tree."
Before leaving, Peng Song told me secretly, "Take care of Hao Zeyu, it's not easy for him."
"I will take good care of him, don't worry."
Hearing what I said, Peng Song looked hopeless, "Hearing what you said, I'm even more worried."
"Do you have a conscience! Except you didn't eat my milk when you were young, basically I raised you, and I don't know how to take care of others?"
"Put it down, since I was a child, every time you wanted to take care of me, I almost died. If you save your energy and take care of Hao Zeyu today, he can still survive."
After Sister Dan and Peng Song left, Yingying and Yanyan laughed from the studio, making the tea room even more empty.
When someone was there just now, I could still pretend to be familiar with Hao Zeyu while chatting happily.However, there were only the two of us left, I really didn't know what to say, so I had to let go of Hao Zeyu who was playing games.
Oops, should I say something to break this embarrassing situation, for example, what game do you play, is it fun, how to play, teach me how to play... the more I think about it, the more bored I get, so I'd better shut up.
Hao Zeyu suddenly talked to me: "Do you believe in the sixth sense?"
"Hey, I live by my sixth sense."
"At first, I thought life was like this, and I would change my career in the future, but today I suddenly feel very good."
"what?"
"Thanks to the fire, it burned my hair away. This is a good sign. It predicts that I will be very hot this year."
I was too ashamed to lift my head.In addition to being ashamed, there is still a little sourness and sweetness in my heart.When I was young, I beat and beat a grown-up child. No one gave me a good face, so I grew up like this happily.Since I was a magazine, no matter how nice a star is, she is also arrogant. The first time someone gave me such kindness was when I made a mistake.A life without hope is like lying in the mud at the bottom of a well. You get used to the muddy environment and look up, only to find that there is a moon in the sky.
Even when playing with the mobile phone, the moon with a smile on the corner of his mouth is Hao Zeyu.The moon is so beautiful.
〔Eight〕
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Bai Lianhua finally finished her fashion blockbuster and started to take a group photo of her and Hao Zeyu. Of course, Hao Zeyu also had a separate photo of herself, but I know that it is only the size of a postage stamp in a magazine.Not being popular makes people feel wronged.
Therefore, I was busy pouring water and handing oil-absorbing paper to Hao Zeyu.Although I almost tripped Hao Zeyu again, it can be regarded as an expression of my care.
Sister Yuanyuan poked around everywhere, but still couldn't find a chance for me to interview Bai Lianhua.I tore out the five-page interview outline, stacked a group of thousand paper cranes, and placed them on the table, and finally fell asleep.
After only half an hour of sleep, Sister Yuanyuan asked me to get dressed quickly. The white lotus was finished shooting and I had to leave.I dressed indiscriminately, carried my bag, and rushed out of the studio.It's a bit windy outside, I just woke up, it made my stomach ache, I ate too much at noon.
Bai Lianhua's private server is also pretty good-looking. She is wearing a coat, which is as radiant as if she was going to Fashion Week. She is about to get into the nanny's car. Sister Yuanyuan opens the car door with a flattering smile on her face.
"Sister Hua, I know you are busy today, can we let our editor interview you in the car? After the interview, you can throw her anywhere."
The manager looked at me and sighed: "Sister, why don't you let her pick in the car, the fat girl has been waiting for a whole day, it's so pitiful."
Bai Lianhua didn't speak, and Sister Yuanyuan also gave up picking up the car. The flattering smile on her face was changed to the waiter's special smile, which means I'm bothering you, so please go.
Hao Zeyu came out with his bag on his back. Seeing this, Bai Lianhua waved, "Brother, no one took you back."
"Take a taxi and leave, Lisuo."
Bai Lianhua scolded Hao Zeyu's manager for being shameless, and asked Hao Zeyu to walk away with her car, but he also went up obediently.Before getting in the car, he looked at me and said to Bai Lianhua: "Sister, let her come up too, I chatted with her all afternoon, it's very interesting to be alone."
Bai Lianhua rolled her eyes, looked at me up and down like staring at the ribs in the farmer's market, and pursed her lips.
Ah, what do you mean?
Seeing this, the manager pointed his chin at me, "Why are you standing there, come up!"
I was sitting in the car, looking out of the car, Sister Yuanyuan was waving, with a farewell smile of "Mr. come to play next time" on her face.
Bai Lianhua really has a lot of ostentation, the nanny car is like a RV, I occupy a row of seats, Hao Zeyu and the manager sit in the back row, and I face Bai Lianhua.I was a little nervous and my stomach was even more upset.
The interview outline was broken, and I folded it into a thousand paper cranes and put it on the table in the studio.I hurriedly took out the notebook from my bag, and turned to the last page. On it was the menu of the spicy pig’s trotters I had copied. I tried to wipe the menu of “after the water is boiled, put in the processed pig’s trotters, ginger, and cooking wine…” Losing the commonality between white lotus and pig's trotters, I started my interview.
For example, through these questions, I know that she is a very capable person.
"Sister Hua, how does it feel to work with colleagues in Hollywood?"
"good."
"I heard that you don't need a stand-in to play?"
"Ah."
"What do you think is the development trend of Chinese films?"
"very good."
Also, I also know that she is an actress with a lot of personality.
"Everyone cares about your lifelong events, do you feel pressure?"
"If you don't ask me, there will be no pressure."
"Your recent on-screen images are chivalrous women, is that intentional?"
"if not?"
……
I looked out the window, why is the car still on the third ring road?
The recipe for spicy pig's trotters has run out of space, so I replaced it with a universal question, so I can't offend you.
"In your eyes, what does your ideal other half look like?"
"Don't talk so much."
Manager Bailianhua interrupted all of this, pointing out the window, "Big Fat Sister's Mala Tang is out again!"
Everyone discussed for a while, and the agent asked Bai Lianhua, "Sister, do you eat? I only listen to you when you are abroad."
Bai Lianhua originally said she wouldn't eat it, but she gritted her teeth and said harshly, "I won't lose weight today."
Tears welled up in my eyes, what a good actress, she also eats spicy hot pot, I thought that if she was so popular, all her feces would be pink and scented.
When the car arrived at the intersection, the assistant who was sitting in the passenger seat wanted to get out of the car to buy something. I took out my wallet and said, "I'll go, I'll go, everyone eat!"
I got a bowl for each head, and asked the stall owner to fill a few more bowls with chili oil, sesame sauce, and vinegar, and trotted back to the car.
The aroma of Mala Tang immediately overwhelmed the high-end smell in the nanny's car. Seeing the extra seasoning I brought, the manager taught the assistant in front, "Have you seen how people buy takeaway? Learn from it."
I chuckled, but there was nobility and glamor in my smile, my Fuzi is not an ordinary person!Three years ago, Sister Yuanyuan didn’t want me, but during the three months I was an intern, I saw everyone complaining about the late delivery of the takeaway, so I volunteered to go downstairs to buy it, which was much faster than takeaway. Lou kept running around to wait on people, but she let Sister Yuanyuan leave me behind.
Once when I came back from sick leave, my colleagues all said, "Fuzi, the same meal, takeaway is not as good as the one you went downstairs to buy in person."
In the vast land, who is in charge of the ups and downs?Mum Mum Mum!
Sister Hua looked better, and when she took the Malatang, she asked me, "Aren't you going to eat it?"
I carefully unwrapped the plastic bag outside the seasoning bowl: "Sister, give me a chance to lose weight, do you want chili, sesame paste or vinegar?"
"Let's have sesame sauce."
Great!
The car started at this time, and I couldn't sit still, and the sesame sauce bowl in my hand flew out.I was shocked, but please don't get the car dirty!But don't touch other people's clothes!God heard my expectation, and the sesame sauce bowl really didn't leave the car.
Rather—it was firmly attached to Bai Lianhua's head, and not a single drop was wasted.
As soon as my legs were weak, I knelt on the car and cried, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it..."
The driver was very good. At this time, he stopped again, and I staggered again, and fell on Bai Lianhua's body.Good guy, the vinegar and chili were not wasted, and they were all poured into Bailianhua's V-shaped low-cut top.
The screams of the agents and assistants in the car sounded like hell sonatas to my ears.
I was so frightened that I petrified in an instant. I wanted to draw my sword and kill myself, and I wanted to blew myself up on the spot.
Suddenly, I saw Hao Zeyu winking at me.Oh, no, how could it be possible, probably because a beautiful woman's eyes look like winks.After a few seconds, I understood the meaning of that look, "Run, idiot!" The look that tilted 180 degrees to the car door gave me such a clear hint.
So I opened the door, jumped out of the car and ran.
I only heard a swearing in the Northeast accent from inside the car, "Get out!"
Resounding through the third ring, Bai Lianhua's voice is really good, I thought while running.I have to think so, otherwise I can't restrain my heart that wants to kill myself.
(End of this chapter)
〔one〕
I decided to stay at home for two days, and let Yongkang calm down before going back.
Unexpectedly, as soon as Yongkang was put into the winter to freeze for a while, the spring of my career came.Sister Yuanyuan arranged for me to interview Bailianhua, who recently took the international route, in three days, and it was the cover article!
It stands to reason that this is all done by external writers. The manuscript fee is 1000 yuan per thousand words. The October issue has double covers. The covers of the fashion and fashion editions are added together. The article has 15 words, and 8500% is deducted. tax, I can get [-] too!
It’s a good thing to get an assistant editor of mine to do it, but sister Yuanyuan said, who has never gotten the cover of a top-line celebrity, and said that you are the feature editor of "Fashion Trends", who would believe it!Did you hear that, Sister Yuanyuan meant to make me a full-time member!
At eight o'clock in the morning, I got in the taxi and was on the way to the studio in Dajiaotingqiaodong. Although I was sleepy like a dog, I still had mixed feelings.This step is really right. Thinking about it, I am quite inspiring along the way.
I used to sell tickets at the window of Babaoshan Subway Station, and the car whizzed by, with the wind and the smell of urine. I smelled this smell for four years-who is so wicked, always peeing on the subway.
Selling tickets is too boring. I always keep some books with words in my drawer to relieve my boredom. The best way to get me out of this piss-smelling environment is fashion magazines. I looked at it and someone suddenly bought a ticket. I quickly closed the drawer. , looked up, filled with emotion.
The looks of the Chinese people are quite extensive and profound. For example, some passengers are really indescribable in appearance. During the Spring Festival, they directly post selfies on the door, which can be used as a door god to ward off evil spirits.
People in the magazines already lived an elegant life with no clothes on. I still had to smell like urine and wear a military overcoat. I lived a life like an aunt prematurely. No one regarded me as a woman anymore.
But later, a certain leader insisted on providing standardized services, strictly forbidding us to desert at work, and even this little fun was lost. When no one bought tickets, I was so bored that I had to make up stories to pass the time.
"The life of the people in the security check was too untechnical, so they first degenerated into zombies. When they were arrested, they still shouted, "Please check in, thank you for your cooperation. Fuzi wanted to escape from this zombie land, but when he fled with a fashion magazine, he found Half of her leg has been zombified... The subway is no longer running because the driver's brain was eaten by a co-worker who zombified first, Fuzi used the October double-cover fashion magazine as a weapon, the quality of the paper is really good, open up A bloody road... She finally climbed out of the subway entrance, breathing the air without the smell of urine, ah, this is the Dongdaqiao subway station, very close to the World Trade Center, Fuzi used her last strength to climb to the entrance of the fashion building, fell down Next...the new issue of "Fashion Trends" uses Fuzi's posthumous photo as the cover..."
Passengers who buy tickets to recharge are often frightened by the tears in my eyes, because I am thinking of the title of the cover, "Fuzi: Li Suli in the New Era".You have to ask me, who is Li Suli?Okay, okay, you guys born in the 90s are young, amazing!
But you can also see that I am very good at thinking wildly, but the undiscovered talent can only be buried in the ground, and after a long time, it may become a coal mine or something.
A nanny in the United States loves to take pictures. After her death, the negatives were developed. Everyone praised her as a sweeping monk in the photography world, but she was already dead. This kind of praise is useless!
Life is too short to have fun.
〔two〕
Le quickly found me.
For me, I often have shit luck.When I was in junior high school, one of my sisters was a ghost. When I was an intern at a fashion magazine, I fell asleep with the male publisher of the magazine. After graduation, I went to work there as a salesperson.Later, she found out that the editor's best friend was looking for authors who could write all over the world.She vaguely remembered that when she was in the second year of junior high school, I helped her write a love letter in the style of Baby Anne, and caught up with the handsome guy in our school.She recommended me.
The first manuscript was about Wang Xiaofei. At that time, he hadn’t gotten along with Zhang Yuqi. I asked for leave to interview him, but the editor said no, and said it was to record my interview. Later, he thought it was troublesome, so he called The phone told me what Wang Xiaofei was like.I stayed up for three days and three nights. I copied a description of Yi Shu at the beginning of the interview, and made up a few interview answers at the end. I wrote [-] words and handed it in tremblingly.The editor couldn't put it down, and my sisters felt very proud. She said, Fuzi, you were born to do this.
After more than two months, I received the manuscript fee, more than 500 yuan!I smell urine and sell tickets for a week, and that’s what I earn as a salary. That’s how much I get for writing 500 words.For the [-] yuan and the hard-earned praise, I love Wang Xiaofei very much. When he had a flash marriage with Big S and was being criticized all over the world, I even registered several vests to speak for him all over the Internet.
Later, I began to accept interviews at random. At first, because I didn’t understand fashion, I wrote some cultural articles. On Valentine’s Day, I wrote about the change of men’s clothing in love movies.
Peng Song made fun of me at that time, saying that the words in fashion magazines were as unbelievable as the advertisements posted in alleys for old military doctors who specialize in infertility. Who must eat two big bowls of instant noodles at ten o'clock in the evening before writing to teach readers How to lose weight?Is my conscience okay?
How does he know, I am lucky!If you want to sell tickets by smelling urine during the day, and start writing to weave a better life for women at night, you have to be lucky. This supper is the same as the ancients who had to burn incense and bathe before writing.
After two years of writing, the editor recommended an editor, and I rose from [-] words per thousand to [-] words per thousand. During the peak period, I wrote exclusively for men's magazines and interviewed all the popular male stars in the market.
When editing the sample magazine, I deliberately left the address of my unit. During lunch, my colleagues chirped through my articles and asked me how I was a real star.
I would pretend not to care and eat a couple of pancakes, calmly, "Hey, I'm very short, not as tall as me."
〔three〕
I thought that this kind of life would last for a long time, and I would become the Lee So-ri of the writing world.
I forgot which year it was, and an editor I had been working with for a long time invited me to participate in one of their events. I said I really didn't want to go, but I still dressed up and went.
I put on a retro floral skirt bought from a small shop in the Gulou Tower, and a black suit jacket bought from ZARA for 200 yuan after a discount on the outside, and a Chanel-style woolen coat that was a hit on Taobao. Song put on a light make-up for me, went to the hotel again, used a sticky roller to stick the hair off the coat in the toilet, sprayed on the perfume I got from Peng Song, put on the high-heeled shoes in the bag, and then went in with great momentum .
In the end, the security guard stopped me and said that I would not be allowed in without an invitation.
The temperature of the air conditioner in the venue was too high, and I was sweating all over. I stood in a dilemma at the entrance, squeezed together with a group of [-]th-line fashionistas with blue faces and fangs, and waited for a familiar editor to call me.Hey, they are also calling for someone to pick them up.
Someone pushed me to give way, I stepped back guiltily, looked back, it was a certain male star and his manager, I hurriedly greeted them, both of them were stunned, the male star looked at his manager, who was his manager A woman with a Cantonese accent also had an embarrassing smile on her face.
I'm sweating again.Hey, I'm Fuzi, the Fuzi who interviewed you twice, your mother specially called to tell you that this is Fuzi, the author who wrote your best article!You even sent a bottle of water to my Fuzi!I'm so conspicuous, why don't you recognize me!
When the editor scooped me up, I was so hot that my makeup was all over, and my aura was lost by the situation.
The hall was very lively, with all kinds of stars full of vigor, dressed as if they never shit, I stood there in a daze for half an hour, and left quietly.
In fact, it doesn't matter if I don't "quietly", because no one looks at me.
At the well-known stewed stall under Jinsong Bridge, I ate two bowls of stewed meat in anger, and after eating fifteen skewers, I finally made a decision: resign, and I want to be a fashion magazine too!If you've ever been to an event with [-] people or [-] people, you know that the air smells different, I'm so sick of the smell of urine!
The performance of the male star and his agent made me very gratified: I don’t have a sense of existence, but my words are real. Why do I save my energy to sell tickets at the subway station instead of brushing my face on the outside? what.Next time, I won't let any security guard stop me!I will give him a slap!If you can't recognize my white-eyed wolf, I will block him!
If I were to make my autobiographical movie, this scene should be like this: Fuzi slapped the table, the boss, and a bottle of beer for five kidneys, then the camera crane went up, the music started, the overpass was full of traffic, and a girl was rising Self-motivated...
Compared with this glorious scene, the subsequent setbacks are really not worth mentioning: fighting wits with parents, finally working as a small editor in a mailing magazine, the magazine collapsed, and living by writing magazines for half a year, and then went to another second-tier magazine As a new media editor for a magazine (because it's easy to get in), after a few twists and turns, I finally joined the editor of "Fashion Trends"—although there is the word "assistant" in front of it, it should be erased after a while.
"Hey, girl, wake up, we're here!" The taxi driver woke me up, I rubbed my eyes, um, it was Jing Yuan.
Hey, why is it so fast, I have not yet recalled that I got to know my family Yongkang in the second week of going to "Fashion Trends".
After paying for the taxi ticket, I was out of luck for a long time, cleared my throat, faced the big shadow reflected on the glass door of the studio, and said to myself, "Come on, Fuzi, I'll see you today." gone."
〔Four〕
My mind is still serializing the scene of me talking happily with the female star Bai Lianhua. When I went in, I found that there was no one there. I agreed to enter the booth at [-] o'clock!Sister Yuanyuan said on the phone that she forgot to tell me last night, and the filming was changed at ten o'clock today.
"It's okay, Sister Yuanyuan, I just followed the outline."
"Fuzi is really sensible. You don't know how much pressure I put on my sister to let you interview her. My sister really likes you."
After hanging up the phone, I was still very excited and wanted to take out the A4 paper of the interview outline from my bag, but what I took out first was a bag of egg-filled pancakes.I was so nervous today that I didn't even have time to eat breakfast. I was chewing on the egg-filled biscuits, but regretted not buying an extra one.
In the Korean drama "The Producer", didn't Kim Soo Hyun use a bag of red bean cakes to impress the heart of the female star Cindy?Seeing the beauty of the white lotus at ten o'clock, if I took out an egg-filled biscuit and said, "Sister, have you had breakfast? I brought you one." Will I be instantly doted on by the white lotus?
How caring, um, Sister Bai Lianhua must have clapped her hands and applauded. Regardless of the manager's stop, she still chewed it, and then used the northeast accent to give me heart and lungs. Xing, I'm still that simple Northeast girl..."
With a slap, I opened my eyes and tried to recognize the person in front of me, melasma, and barren hairline.Well, it's my own boss, Sister Yuanyuan, who just fell asleep again.
Sister Yuanyuan scolded me for a long time, and the clothing editor also said that I take up too much space to sleep, and there is no place to put my bag on the sofa.
Then a woman walked in.He is dressed in black, with a murderous look on his body, straight, his waist is only as thick as my five fingers, his face is big with fists, and he is wiping his hair with a black towel. Automatically lowered, and I also had the urge to kneel.
White lotus!The real person is so good-looking, you can't tell that she is almost forty, and she has had plastic surgery!
Bai Lianhua said unceremoniously, "Yuanyuan, I have a cold today! The air conditioner is still turned on so full! You want to freeze me to death!"
Sister Yuanyuan, the elder sister of "Fashion Trends" who has been working in the industry for ten years, immediately turned into Yuan Gonggong, the folds on her face were smiling like chrysanthemums, and quickly asked the people in the studio to turn off the air conditioner, and then quickly said: "Sister Hua, Have you taken the medicine? I will send someone to buy the medicine right now, you have worked so hard..." Such dog-legged remarks are about [-] words.
Bai Lianhua glanced at me.No, there are many eyes, and they look me up and down.Wow, everything in the dream appeared, I was still holding half an egg-filled biscuit in my left hand, and wiped my saliva with my right hand—Sister Hua!This is the halazi that sleeps out!It's really not that you are so beautiful that I drool——then stretched out my friendly right hand and introduced myself, "Sister Hua, I am interviewing you today..."
Before she finished speaking, Bai Lianhua turned her head and left.
Tsk tsk, Bailianhua is not bad, at least let me say half a sentence, and even looked at me a few times.The last time I was shooting the cover of the popular Xiaohuadan, I was invited out because my breathing was too loud, which affected her mood.
〔Fives〕
After waiting for three hours, I had already figured out what to eat for lunch. Afraid of delaying the progress of the interview, sister Yuanyuan hurriedly stuffed me into Bailianhua's dressing room.
"Sister Hua, I'm Fuzi. If you find it inconvenient to answer any questions during the interview, you can just pass them. There are no questions that must be asked." This is my interview routine. The sense of opposition is basically a tried and tested routine, and when you ask this question, the first question you want to ask in your mind.
My voice, over the makeup artist, assistant, and the cosmetics on the table, lay on the mirror and covered it for a while, then slid down and fell to the ground.No one paid attention to me, and no one gave me a chair to sit on. Bai Lianhua sat in front of the makeup mirror to put on makeup. The makeup artist and assistants laughed and cursed, and Bai Lianhua occasionally said something to them.
I cleared my throat, warmed up first, and let Sister Hua relax, "Sister Hua, what a coincidence, when Sister Yuanyuan called me and said that she was going to interview you this week, I happened to watch your performance of "Dancing is worse than Falling in Love" ", the acting is too good, kill that male lead in seconds." I said it kindly and professionally, spraying it in the air, let the words lie on the mirror for another five seconds, and then reflected on Bai Lianhua's face.
There was finally a brief moment of peace in the dressing room.
Bai Lianhua glanced at me in the mirror, stretched out her hand, and the assistant handed over a thermos just right.Well, it must be health soup, tsk tsk, as expected, an actress who is over [-] is really good at taking care of herself.
"No one has mentioned this movie to me for a long time."
After listening to the answer with breathless breath, the others relaxed again.
Bai Lianhua sipped her health-preserving soup, asked her assistant to find the medicine she wanted to take, chatted with the make-up artist about the last time she shot a British fashion magazine, and imitated the British accent. Laughed, and then said that sister Hua, your English is so good, sister Hua, you are so funny, that's it.
I can't get in the conversation, heh heh, the average child must be panicked when they are interviewed here, but I am Fuzi, so I won't be scared.I can’t ask questions at this time, so I will observe secretly from the sidelines and collect materials. A good interview draft, in addition to dialogue, must also have a sense of presence.
Bai Lianhua puts on lipstick and draws her eyebrows—female stars have eccentricities, and Bai Lianhua has to paint her own eyebrows.She was dissatisfied with today's hairstyle again, and yelled at today's photographer to come over.
The photographer is also an A-list in China. It is said that she is the best photographer who combines PS and photography, and she can earn 10 yuan for a cover shoot.She wetted Bai Lianhua's hair and began to style it strand by strand.
I also brushed my messy hair in front of the mirror, imagining in my mind that she took a picture of me as Fan Bingbing who had gained thirty pounds.
The agent gave me a wink, um, this is to let me take the opportunity to ask questions.
I cleared my throat, and quickly acted accordingly, "How did you establish your look when you were shooting Hollywood movies..." Bai Lianhua and the master photographer looked at me in surprise.That's right, it's me, the energetic middle-aged girl Fuko, I won't give up.
The manager rolled his eyes and finally pushed me out.
At the entrance of the studio, I had just been left out in the dressing room for 10 minutes. I almost stood like a Buddha statue. I sat on the steps and lit a cigarette. I felt that this moment was a movie.The futility suffered at the white lotus turned up, sank, and turned down again.
I should have lifted the weasel doormat just now—show them a little hand.When the phone starts to record, you should tell those assistants who are not quiet: "Honey, can you respect my work? Sister Hua and I are doing an interview very professionally." Then the group of assistants must not dare to say anything, Bai Lianhua will also sit upright and be overwhelmed by my aura, and the dressing room will become an interrogation room.
Have you had plastic surgery?Bai Lianhua will be frank and lenient, saying that her face is the experimental field of Chinese plastic surgery technology.
Have you changed your age?She was afraid of resisting strictness, saying that she was forty years old and almost menopause, and every time she passed the square, she couldn't help but get out of the nanny's car and dance square dances with the aunts.
Thinking about it this way, it's not easy for her to blame. She is still unmarried at such an age, so she should have no sex life, just like me.Rabbits are dead, dogs are cooked, lips are dead and teeth are cold, why do women make things difficult for women... I have a lot of parallels, and I feel a little soft-hearted.What is my virtue and ability, being left out by Bai Lianhua, the most suitable life for me should be sitting at the ticket booth and selling tickets. When I am closest to her, that is, when I have lunch at noon, I just hear her news from my colleagues.Now I am so far away from her that I am one meter away, so close that I can strangle her to death with my own hands.What am I not satisfied with!
Bai Lianhua looks so good-looking. She is over half a century old, and she still has the attitude of an ISO 9001-certified entertainment model student who has been working hard. Luckily, why do you still have time to worry about your self-esteem here?
Thinking of this, I am moved myself.Fuzi, Fuzi, you are really a sunflower girl, always looking towards the sun.No, sunflowers are pretty but not useful, I am a sunflower plate, not fancy, but useful, sunflower seeds can still be eaten.
I was full of energy, and threw my cigarette butt on the wall vigorously, "Come on, you are the best!" I raised my arms and shouted.
A man who doesn't know when to be around.I don't know if he is standing in the wrong position. His back is facing the sun, and part of the sunlight spreads from his body, making me unable to open my eyes.God said, let there be light, and there was light.This light made me feel ashamed and wanted to change careers immediately to be Amy, a hair assistant, or Xiaofang, a beautician, because only they have the legal qualifications to speak spiritually in public!
Guang's voice smelled like he couldn't wake up from the bed, "Who can curse himself like that, saying that he is the fattest." He approached, with a cigarette in his mouth, "You want to say that you are the best, right? ?”
I don't want him to get too close, there is no harm without contrast.What's more, he is not an ordinary boy, he is a star.Hao Zeyu.
In fact, I was quite surprised that a living person has grown so big?In my impression, he was still a child, who looked like he was participating in the draft, crying like pears and rain on TV.I was very annoyed when I watched it, because I really like a young man who looks like Wu Yanzu who has never PKed him, you are crying, I cried my little Wu Yanzu away.Facing these drafted youngsters, I always feel Ma Dongmei’s surprise when she sees her teacher in "Charlotte Annoyance": "Are you still alive?"
There is no news of the little Daniel Wu I loved back then, but Hao Zeyu is still alive, supporting two long legs that forked from the belly button, his face has traces of being admired by thousands of troops, and his head is sleeping. He appeared in front of me with a partial hairstyle and a cigarette in his mouth, asking me to borrow a lighter.
I fumbled for a while before I realized that I had put the lighter on the steps.Hao Zeyu reached out to get a lighter.
I didn't pass it to him, and lit him directly, out of habit.I am a professional lighting people, in fact, I am not addicted to cigarettes, but the girls in "Fashion Trends" all smoke. In order to show that I will come to things, I have also practiced the skills of smoking and lighting cigarettes at any time.They didn't look for a lighter to light their cigarettes, they just called Fuzi, and I came over with a smile on my face, holding the lighter, "Come on, do you smoke?"
Hao Zeyu didn't know that I was a service-oriented personality, so he was polite to me: "I can do it myself."
"Take a hand, take a hand." Hao Zeyu held the cigarette, and I held the lighter over.
But after firing the lighter several times, it still didn't fire, and Hao Zeyu and I froze there.
It was so close that I could see the white down on his face, so close that I got wet, I mean the underarms.
I quickly adjusted the valve and continued to fire.Unexpectedly, the fire spewed out all at once, scorching Hao Zeyu's face, and his bangs were covered in front.
Hao Zeyu patted his hair in a hurry, and I quickly took off my shawl.Today I wore a skirt with bare shoulders, and the shawl is obviously used to hide my ugliness, but now it has become a fire extinguishing tool.After a while of fuss, the fire finally went out, my knees softened, and I knelt on the ground habitually.
Hao Zeyu was startled, and quickly helped me: "What's wrong with you?"
I cried: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."
"It's okay, it's okay, you get up first."
"I can't afford to burn your face."
"No, no, no, look, my face is not good, there is no redness or swelling."
"Ah, are you all right?"
Hao Zeyu showed me his face.Thank goodness the face wasn't burned.
"Okay, get up, if someone sees you, you'll think I've done something to you."
I finally got up, my heart was still heavy, "Then... what about your hair?"
"It burned very badly?"
His bangs are gone, and his hairstyle has become the weird short haircut for women in the Sassoon manual. How can I say it.
Hao Zeyu took a picture of his face with his mobile phone, "It really looks like a dog gnawed on it, so you have to pay something?"
"All right, all right, I can pay you anything." I quickly settled my bank balance in my mind.
"Please pay me for a cigarette, I didn't smoke it just now."
I quickly stuffed my pack of cigarettes into his hand, "I'll give you all, I'll give you all." Knowing that I saw Bai Lianhua today, I specially bought a box of Marlboro popping beads to refill the scene.
"Then I'll take it all." This time he lit the cigarette himself and let out a long puff, "It's so annoying, smoking is not allowed anywhere."
It was a bit hot, so he stood silently, facing the red wall at the door, and stared blankly for a while.He was in a daze because there are beauties in the north, reclusive and independent, and I was in a daze, looking like I was waiting for a takeaway.
"Uh, your makeup artist is Peng Song." I had nothing to say, Peng Song told me yesterday that he would come to do styling for Hao Zeyu today.
"Boss Peng? You also do makeup?"
I continued to touch it, but I didn't need to touch it anymore. I was still holding a business card in my hand. I was about to hand it to Bai Lianhua just now, and I held it for more than 40 minutes.
He bowed his head and said, "Fuzi, this name is easy to remember." He laughed again, "Hey, I don't have a business card either." He threw away the cigarette butt, which hit the wall and scattered sparks.He shook the business card in his hand again, and gave me a smiling face, "I'll withdraw first, see you later."
"Wait!" I yelled.
Hao Zeyu turned his head in surprise and smiled again.Really, why do you love to laugh so much?
He said: "My hair is fine, you don't have to worry. Don't worry, no one will know, this is a little secret between us."
"No, I want to say that you have eye feces in the corner of your left eye..." Hao Zeyu rubbed the corner of his eye and smiled self-deprecatingly, "I didn't wash my face in the morning, hey." He waved his hand and left.
I was left dizzy with laughter.There is actually a little secret between me and Hao Zeyu.Fuzi, Fuzi, you must have been Hua Qiangu in your last life.
〔six〕
I found Boss Peng in a small dressing room, and he was biting ears with a suspected male creature.
I yelled arrogantly, "Don't kiss in public!" Then I sat on Peng Song's lap unceremoniously, "I changed my boyfriend again!"
Peng Song pushed me aside, "You don't care who he is, so let me marry him."
I look at my younger siblings with the mentality of a big aunt looking at my younger siblings—ah, I should not be a big sister-in-law, my family Peng Song is so aggressive—looking closely, my "siblings" are Bai Lianhua's manager.Immediately, I got on top of my mother's family, and pretended to pat my "siblings" affectionately in the way of entertaining regular customers, "Oh, dear, it's you. As soon as I entered the room, I thought, where is the beauty from?"
Bai Lianhua's manager hurriedly pushed my hand, "Stop taking pictures, you'll kill me."
Peng Song said to him with an attitude of watching the show, "Let me tell you, she has no eyesight."
"Insult me! You can say that I have no IQ, character, bottom line, or chastity, but you can't say that I have no vision!"
The leader picks food and you turn the table, the leader plays cards and you touch yourself, the leader talks and you chatter, the leader drinks water and you brake... If you are such a master, don't hang out in the circle of girls!For editors of fashion magazines, being famous means being an ancestor, being rich means being a grandpa, having power means being a leader, and no one can afford to offend her. Sister Yuanyuan is a respectable woman. Now when she sees a celebrity, she kneels and licks like a maid!
I angrily scolded Peng Song: "Go back to Dongjixiang Hutong and inquire about it. I have a high EQ inherited from my family. I am famous in Dongcheng District for talking about people and talking about people. They say I have no eyesight. It's fresh! I just came in. Recognize my big baby, you can't attack me personally like this."
Bai Lianhua's manager heard what I said and nodded to Peng Song, "It's just an elm head, now I can see it."
He said: "Peng Song knew that you were interviewing our Sister Hua, so he greeted me in advance, saying that you have no eyesight, let me take care of you, and I thought how blind you can be, but when you came up, you directly said her What was the movie called?"
"Dancing is worse than Falling in Love, what's wrong?"
"You watch movies with your belly button. How many years ago did you watch the movie? Sister Hua still has her original face in it. The big face is on the second ring road. There is no traffic jam at Xizhimen. She doesn't show this movie on Baidu Encyclopedia, for fear of touching her face. Feeling in love. How about you, eager to get into this bad luck?"
"How do I know, I want her to know that in order to interview her, I have watched all such unpopular movies. I am a person who knows how to do it! I want to know this, why should I mention this? what!"
"At first I thought you were trying to embarrass Sister Hua on purpose. If ordinary people wouldn't bother with you, they would have withdrawn long ago. You're stuck with a telegraph pole, and you don't think you're an eyesore at all. I can see that. You're a dud with a heart, I kindly gave you a wink to let you go out, you're lucky, I don't see that Sister Hua is busy, and she still needs to be interviewed on the pole, Sister Fat, you really have made a lot of achievements in being suspected by others."
At this moment, I really want to break the jar, wave my shirt and run on the newly repaired viaduct in Dajiaoting.The car beside me slowed down, even if the one who rolled down the window was my beloved Zhang Ziyi who came forward to persuade me, I would still run to the boundless sky.
why?Let me give you an example.
You feel that you are Faye Wong reincarnated. You participated in "The Voice of China", but no one turned around. After singing, you found that the three mentors were bleeding from the seven orifices and passed out. The strong-boned sister advised you not to sing. diva.
You traveled to the harem of the Qing Dynasty and thought you could be a queen, but later found that you were not qualified enough to be a court lady, even if you were a court lady, you couldn't become Cui Jinxi, and in the second episode, you were directly killed by Concubine Hua—eh, in the TV series The unlucky palace lady who was drowned seemed to be called Fuzi, which is great.
For so many years, I have misunderstood how discerning I am and how good at observing words and emotions.But the cruel fact finally let me know that I misunderstood myself.
Peng Song asked Bai Lianhua's manager: "I don't think it's that serious. Sister Hua can still pick it later?"
The manager shook his head: "It's definitely not possible."
"Your agent can't persuade you."
"Boss Peng, you think highly of me. I'm an executive agent if you put it mildly. I'm just a big girl who doesn't sleep with my master. She's dedicated to serving my sister Hua and the big manager. She's not even as good as a pet dog. .A celebrity like Sister Hua who has endured hardships is a bit anti-social in the audience. I guess you don’t have to think about the interview before putting on make-up. You just wait.
Peng Song comforted me: "Okay, what's the matter, don't look constipated."
I am a person, I have a problem, and when I am unhappy, I will lose face.I quickly adjusted my expression and changed the subject, "No, I saw your Hao Zeyu just now, and I'm still immersed in his beauty."
Peng Song wondered that I have seen quite a few male celebrities, and Hao Zeyu is not a beautiful young man, how can I be so good at it.
"This is the first time that a male star is so close to me... You don't know, the last time I interviewed the guy who was famous for making gay movies, he told me not to get too close to him, saying that I was afraid that I would destroy his fighting spirit to lose weight... Hao Zeyu can That's great, I can smell his scent, it smells so good, what kind of perfume does he use..." I acted like a nympho to please the audience, and by the way, concealed my guilty conscience of setting fire to his hair just now.
The two men around me didn't cheer at all, so I looked up and Hao Zeyu was standing at the door.Everything is not going well today, I stood up and wanted to get out of here quickly.
Sister Yuanyuan gave me a chance to make amends, and she asked me to interview Hao Zeyu along the way.This shooting is to be packaged for publicity.Sister Yuanyuan told me the cause and effect, and said that the image of Bai Lianhua has always been like that of a female cadre of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference. She is hard and unfeminine. Isn't she going to be in a movie recently, and she is going to have some gossip.Swipe around the male stars in their company, either the other party has a family, or the other party does not cooperate, or Bai Lianhua looks down on him, and only Hao Zeyu can catch the eye. He is not well-known, but at least he has a good image Yes, the white lotus is not bad either.So I want to shape the CP sense of sibling love in the article.
I was shocked: "Sibling love? This age difference is enough for mother and child love, it's too shocking, I can't write it." In fact, I don't want to face Hao Zeyu.I just acted as a comedian to adjust the atmosphere, but I didn't perform well, and I was bumped into by him. He must have misunderstood that I was a strange aunt who was full of lust.
Sister Yuanyuan didn't look at me anymore, "Fuzi, you disappointed me too much, do you know what the people in our company said, saying that the three assistants of me are too far apart, what backgrounds are Yu and Luoyan? Rich second generation, a master who came back from studying in the UK, you graduated from a private university, and you used to sell tickets in the subway. You. Look, how much risk my sister has taken for you, and even entrusted you with the job of Bailianhua. Yes, Bailianhua is difficult to deal with, but he is a big name. The job, I resolutely give it to you, don't I hope that you will get some results and become a regular soon? Renjiayu and Luoyan became regulars after working for half a year."
What I said almost brought tears to my eyes, well, it was my fault that I flinched when encountering difficulties, Sister Yuanyuan should be more considerate of me.
Sister Yuanyuan took me to say hello to Hao Zeyu's manager, Sister Dan.Sister Dan looks a lot like my high school head teacher, with a blue face and a dignified appearance, but she is easy to talk to, "Just ask, my artist's psychological quality is very good."
But it’s easy to talk, and it may be caused by not having time to pay attention to me. She was nagging at Hao Zeyu’s burnt hair in the dressing room, “No one of you is looking at him!”
"Hey, it's really impossible to buy a lighter for one yuan now. I was not careful, and that's it."
My face turned red.
Sister Dan snorted: "Put it down, you just don't want to come to shoot today, so give me eye drops!"
Sister Dan gave Hao Zeyu another half-day political class, telling him to correct his attitude. The opportunity to bundle with Bailianhua is very rare. He hasn't had any serious works for almost two years. If he continues to be so lazy, he will definitely die.
Hao Zeyu has a good temper, with a playful smile: "Isn't there an album this year?"
"Album? Does anyone still listen to music now? How much money can you earn by releasing an album? If you don't go to a commercial show, you don't go to a small place. What do you want to do! Didn't you promise me to make good money this year and buy a house in Beijing?" ?”
Peng Song was in a hurry: "Why are you arguing, let's think about how to do his hair first."
He flicked Hao Zeyu's hair: "Get a hair piece, how about a wig?"
In a bit of a hurry to destroy my criminal evidence, I said, "Go...or shave."
Peng Song was not happy at first: "If you can't speak, don't come up with random ideas. Do you think a man's hair is the same as your woman's? It's short in the first place, and you'll have no hair if you shave it."
"No, didn't you say it on the Internet, the size of your hair is the test of whether you are a handsome guy..."
Sister Dan gave me a big look, "My Hao Zeyu is an idol, have you ever seen an idol cut his hair?"
"Beauty is in the bone but not in the face, how much the cropped hair can highlight his facial features."
"That won't work, we still accept shampoo commercials."
Hao Zeyu was amused: "Who? Who can find me to advertise, please call me immediately."
"They didn't renew the contract because they were blind. They can't get a new endorsement this year."
Hao Zeyu pulled his hair back and exposed his forehead: "Cut it off, I'm fed up with idol haircuts, now I'm an idol and I just wear this kind of little sister's haircut, it's not manly at all. Besides, if it's really ugly, I'll wear a hat, Let your hair grow longer."
Everyone didn't speak, Hao Zeyu paused for a moment, then smiled again, "Cut it, I'm not popular, who pays attention to me."
When I saw Hao Zeyu again, his hair was so short that his white scalp could be seen.I don't know if it's because of my suggestion, Hao Zeyu doesn't have bangs and hairspray to disturb the sight and hearing, his eyebrows are picturesque, and his slender Danfeng eyes are as attractive as they look.
I grabbed Peng Song's arm excitedly: "This looks, in the Tang Dynasty, when Wu Zetian saw him, what Zhang Yizhi and Zhang Xianzhi do you need?"
"Come on, you're just making trouble for me."
I looked flattering: "Actually, your eyebrows and eyes are a bit like Hao Zeyu's. You also have Danfeng eyes, but your face is a bit bigger than his. Otherwise, you would look better with a cut."
"As long as your face is round like that, you still have the nerve to say that I have a big face?"
After finishing the hair, we started the interview in the tea room.
Not interviewing in the dressing room?We also thought about it, but Bai Lianhua wanted to use that dressing room to store clothes, but Hao Zeyu had a good temper and could say anything.
The takeaway was delivered at noon, and everyone put it aside, while the staff at Bailianhua picked up the food again and again.
I tried my best to create a happy conversation, with laughter sound effects, and asked Hao Zeyu about his growth and feelings over the years, and whether the little brothers he met during the draft are still more affectionate than Jin Jian.
Hao Zeyu was very cooperative, and he was not at all infected with the style of endorsement in public relations.
Ah, I also asked my beloved little Wu Yanzu who was PKed down by him, why is his whereabouts missing?Hao Zeyu said that he should go back to work as a flight attendant. Now that the child is two years old, he has become a showman.
My question seemed to be off to a bad start, and the interview turned into a people-hunting meeting, and people around me joined in one after another.
That kid from Shanghai who sang really well and was so handsome back then, after releasing a few singles, went abroad to study, and now he seems to be working in Hong Kong.
The top student from the American returnee finally turned into a news anchor, and he is considered tall.
An inspirational little beauty from a particularly poor family, who said she wanted to buy a big house for her grandpa, is still participating in the draft, and she is about to become a draft pick.
What about the national school grass, who thought he would become the champion?This Hao Zeyu didn't know, Sister Dan took the call and turned to perform behind the scenes. I saw it once two years ago, and that belly was the same as being pregnant in October.
The reality is really cruel.
Think about it, I remember when Hao Zeyu was eliminated, I watched the replay.It’s going to rain, the sky is stuffy, I was at my boyfriend’s house at that time, I couldn’t wake up from a nap, I heard him keep changing the channel, the TV finally stayed on the talent show, when we were eliminated, many boys cried, the boyfriend was bored, Keep pinching my face, saying that little pig and little pig are waking up soon.I pretended I was still asleep, and finally woke up with a smile. The two of us had a fight. I turned back to watch TV. Hao Zeyu waved goodbye to everyone with his eyes swollen. The table came down, and gradually only his thin arms could be seen. waving.
Later, my boyfriend and I went to the shopping mall by bus. It was his birthday. I ordered a computer bag for 500 yuan, which was considered a sky-high price for me at the time.There were very few people on the bus, and I looked out the window, feeling a little sad how I could survive until the end of the month with 200 yuan.Suddenly I received a text message from my boyfriend sitting next to me. The text message said: I love you.
I love you.Although after three months, he dumped me.But seven years later, I still believe that he really said I love you back then.Because of this, every time I pass by a 711 convenience store, I always feel sweet in my heart. After all, it is my birthday on July 7.The ex-boyfriend later married Bai Fufei, who had always had a crush on him, and found a mistress outside, who was also quite fat, I heard.Of course, he himself was so fat that things changed.
The boy who was crying on TV is now sitting across from me completely.The script of life is really haphazardly written.
"So we still have to live well. Everything we have now is the rest of our lives." I said with emotion.
Everyone froze for a moment, but my stomach grumbled at this moment, breaking the beauty.
Peng Song took the lead in complaining about me, saying that this hypocrisy is because I am hungry.
Everyone started to eat box lunch.
Hahahaha, I quickly acted as a comedian again, saying that I have gained weight recently, and eating can be described as naive.I gobbled it up and asked the dieter if you still eat that box. An Xin took on the fate of a fat man serving as a pistachio in the crowd, rolling all over the floor, as if obliterating the inexplicable emotions I just had, and my nose was sore.Hey, maybe the big aunt is coming.
〔seven〕
After the interview with Hao Zeyu, Sister Dan was going to bring another artist's announcement, and she was about to withdraw with Peng Song.Hao Zeyu was playing with his mobile phone there, without any emotion, and nodded his head as a farewell.
Peng Song and I praised Hao Zeyu for his lack of airs, "It's so easy to support, even if there is no one around."
Peng Song whispered to me, "It's not because he is not popular, the manager can't hang him on a tree."
Before leaving, Peng Song told me secretly, "Take care of Hao Zeyu, it's not easy for him."
"I will take good care of him, don't worry."
Hearing what I said, Peng Song looked hopeless, "Hearing what you said, I'm even more worried."
"Do you have a conscience! Except you didn't eat my milk when you were young, basically I raised you, and I don't know how to take care of others?"
"Put it down, since I was a child, every time you wanted to take care of me, I almost died. If you save your energy and take care of Hao Zeyu today, he can still survive."
After Sister Dan and Peng Song left, Yingying and Yanyan laughed from the studio, making the tea room even more empty.
When someone was there just now, I could still pretend to be familiar with Hao Zeyu while chatting happily.However, there were only the two of us left, I really didn't know what to say, so I had to let go of Hao Zeyu who was playing games.
Oops, should I say something to break this embarrassing situation, for example, what game do you play, is it fun, how to play, teach me how to play... the more I think about it, the more bored I get, so I'd better shut up.
Hao Zeyu suddenly talked to me: "Do you believe in the sixth sense?"
"Hey, I live by my sixth sense."
"At first, I thought life was like this, and I would change my career in the future, but today I suddenly feel very good."
"what?"
"Thanks to the fire, it burned my hair away. This is a good sign. It predicts that I will be very hot this year."
I was too ashamed to lift my head.In addition to being ashamed, there is still a little sourness and sweetness in my heart.When I was young, I beat and beat a grown-up child. No one gave me a good face, so I grew up like this happily.Since I was a magazine, no matter how nice a star is, she is also arrogant. The first time someone gave me such kindness was when I made a mistake.A life without hope is like lying in the mud at the bottom of a well. You get used to the muddy environment and look up, only to find that there is a moon in the sky.
Even when playing with the mobile phone, the moon with a smile on the corner of his mouth is Hao Zeyu.The moon is so beautiful.
〔Eight〕
At around four o'clock in the afternoon, Bai Lianhua finally finished her fashion blockbuster and started to take a group photo of her and Hao Zeyu. Of course, Hao Zeyu also had a separate photo of herself, but I know that it is only the size of a postage stamp in a magazine.Not being popular makes people feel wronged.
Therefore, I was busy pouring water and handing oil-absorbing paper to Hao Zeyu.Although I almost tripped Hao Zeyu again, it can be regarded as an expression of my care.
Sister Yuanyuan poked around everywhere, but still couldn't find a chance for me to interview Bai Lianhua.I tore out the five-page interview outline, stacked a group of thousand paper cranes, and placed them on the table, and finally fell asleep.
After only half an hour of sleep, Sister Yuanyuan asked me to get dressed quickly. The white lotus was finished shooting and I had to leave.I dressed indiscriminately, carried my bag, and rushed out of the studio.It's a bit windy outside, I just woke up, it made my stomach ache, I ate too much at noon.
Bai Lianhua's private server is also pretty good-looking. She is wearing a coat, which is as radiant as if she was going to Fashion Week. She is about to get into the nanny's car. Sister Yuanyuan opens the car door with a flattering smile on her face.
"Sister Hua, I know you are busy today, can we let our editor interview you in the car? After the interview, you can throw her anywhere."
The manager looked at me and sighed: "Sister, why don't you let her pick in the car, the fat girl has been waiting for a whole day, it's so pitiful."
Bai Lianhua didn't speak, and Sister Yuanyuan also gave up picking up the car. The flattering smile on her face was changed to the waiter's special smile, which means I'm bothering you, so please go.
Hao Zeyu came out with his bag on his back. Seeing this, Bai Lianhua waved, "Brother, no one took you back."
"Take a taxi and leave, Lisuo."
Bai Lianhua scolded Hao Zeyu's manager for being shameless, and asked Hao Zeyu to walk away with her car, but he also went up obediently.Before getting in the car, he looked at me and said to Bai Lianhua: "Sister, let her come up too, I chatted with her all afternoon, it's very interesting to be alone."
Bai Lianhua rolled her eyes, looked at me up and down like staring at the ribs in the farmer's market, and pursed her lips.
Ah, what do you mean?
Seeing this, the manager pointed his chin at me, "Why are you standing there, come up!"
I was sitting in the car, looking out of the car, Sister Yuanyuan was waving, with a farewell smile of "Mr. come to play next time" on her face.
Bai Lianhua really has a lot of ostentation, the nanny car is like a RV, I occupy a row of seats, Hao Zeyu and the manager sit in the back row, and I face Bai Lianhua.I was a little nervous and my stomach was even more upset.
The interview outline was broken, and I folded it into a thousand paper cranes and put it on the table in the studio.I hurriedly took out the notebook from my bag, and turned to the last page. On it was the menu of the spicy pig’s trotters I had copied. I tried to wipe the menu of “after the water is boiled, put in the processed pig’s trotters, ginger, and cooking wine…” Losing the commonality between white lotus and pig's trotters, I started my interview.
For example, through these questions, I know that she is a very capable person.
"Sister Hua, how does it feel to work with colleagues in Hollywood?"
"good."
"I heard that you don't need a stand-in to play?"
"Ah."
"What do you think is the development trend of Chinese films?"
"very good."
Also, I also know that she is an actress with a lot of personality.
"Everyone cares about your lifelong events, do you feel pressure?"
"If you don't ask me, there will be no pressure."
"Your recent on-screen images are chivalrous women, is that intentional?"
"if not?"
……
I looked out the window, why is the car still on the third ring road?
The recipe for spicy pig's trotters has run out of space, so I replaced it with a universal question, so I can't offend you.
"In your eyes, what does your ideal other half look like?"
"Don't talk so much."
Manager Bailianhua interrupted all of this, pointing out the window, "Big Fat Sister's Mala Tang is out again!"
Everyone discussed for a while, and the agent asked Bai Lianhua, "Sister, do you eat? I only listen to you when you are abroad."
Bai Lianhua originally said she wouldn't eat it, but she gritted her teeth and said harshly, "I won't lose weight today."
Tears welled up in my eyes, what a good actress, she also eats spicy hot pot, I thought that if she was so popular, all her feces would be pink and scented.
When the car arrived at the intersection, the assistant who was sitting in the passenger seat wanted to get out of the car to buy something. I took out my wallet and said, "I'll go, I'll go, everyone eat!"
I got a bowl for each head, and asked the stall owner to fill a few more bowls with chili oil, sesame sauce, and vinegar, and trotted back to the car.
The aroma of Mala Tang immediately overwhelmed the high-end smell in the nanny's car. Seeing the extra seasoning I brought, the manager taught the assistant in front, "Have you seen how people buy takeaway? Learn from it."
I chuckled, but there was nobility and glamor in my smile, my Fuzi is not an ordinary person!Three years ago, Sister Yuanyuan didn’t want me, but during the three months I was an intern, I saw everyone complaining about the late delivery of the takeaway, so I volunteered to go downstairs to buy it, which was much faster than takeaway. Lou kept running around to wait on people, but she let Sister Yuanyuan leave me behind.
Once when I came back from sick leave, my colleagues all said, "Fuzi, the same meal, takeaway is not as good as the one you went downstairs to buy in person."
In the vast land, who is in charge of the ups and downs?Mum Mum Mum!
Sister Hua looked better, and when she took the Malatang, she asked me, "Aren't you going to eat it?"
I carefully unwrapped the plastic bag outside the seasoning bowl: "Sister, give me a chance to lose weight, do you want chili, sesame paste or vinegar?"
"Let's have sesame sauce."
Great!
The car started at this time, and I couldn't sit still, and the sesame sauce bowl in my hand flew out.I was shocked, but please don't get the car dirty!But don't touch other people's clothes!God heard my expectation, and the sesame sauce bowl really didn't leave the car.
Rather—it was firmly attached to Bai Lianhua's head, and not a single drop was wasted.
As soon as my legs were weak, I knelt on the car and cried, "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it..."
The driver was very good. At this time, he stopped again, and I staggered again, and fell on Bai Lianhua's body.Good guy, the vinegar and chili were not wasted, and they were all poured into Bailianhua's V-shaped low-cut top.
The screams of the agents and assistants in the car sounded like hell sonatas to my ears.
I was so frightened that I petrified in an instant. I wanted to draw my sword and kill myself, and I wanted to blew myself up on the spot.
Suddenly, I saw Hao Zeyu winking at me.Oh, no, how could it be possible, probably because a beautiful woman's eyes look like winks.After a few seconds, I understood the meaning of that look, "Run, idiot!" The look that tilted 180 degrees to the car door gave me such a clear hint.
So I opened the door, jumped out of the car and ran.
I only heard a swearing in the Northeast accent from inside the car, "Get out!"
Resounding through the third ring, Bai Lianhua's voice is really good, I thought while running.I have to think so, otherwise I can't restrain my heart that wants to kill myself.
(End of this chapter)
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