ruffian mixed in ancient times

Chapter 413 "The Realm of Nonsense"

After the ministers fled in panic, Ah Zhen hugged Benny in his arms, leaned over and kissed her two small dimples, and praised: "My dear little one has won a big victory, we should celebrate .”

Benny, who let him keep slobbering on his face, asked urgently: "Mr., you already understood what Nier just said, right?"

"I understand." After admitting generously, he sincerely praised, "But my Nier is really amazing."

Benny ignored his sweet words, and when he understood what he said, all the pride immediately flew away, and she tilted her head and asked Yingying who was on the royal table: "Yingying, you have already understood, right?" Although it is It's a question, but the words are very affirmative.

Yingying saw her poking her head out from that shameless man, standing up with her hands on the royal table, and praised without answering: "Benny's wisdom is ahead of her time." They came from the 21st century, how could they not understand.

Seeing that Yingying didn't reply but complimented, Bei Ni made a sad face, and murmured in a low voice: "It's not bad at all, Mr. Lang and Yingying both understand." Fortunately, when she thought of a way, she was secretly happy and wanted to give it to her. The clever Lang Jun and Yingying were surprised, they didn't expect that they would have understood it long ago.

Hearing her muttering, Ah Zhen and Yingying glanced at each other, not knowing what to say.

After muttering, Benny buried her cute little brain deep in her husband's arms, looking like I was very hurt, very hurt.

Seeing her look like I was hurting, Ah Zhen hugged this petite body and took a deep breath, and said majesticly: "Ni'er, don't be picky anymore."

"Huh?" Benny raised her head without any sadness on her face. She stared at Ah Zhen curiously and asked, "Your Majesty, do you know that I'm pretending?" She thinks it's fake.

"Hmph, who in the world can deceive me?" The very arrogant Ah Zhen was abrupt, he didn't know if she was faking it, but he deliberately gave orders when he saw her so sad. This little girl is really getting skinny.

Seeing that Benny was not sad, Yingying walked down the hall with a sigh of relief, stood in front of Ah Zhen and stared at him fiercely, without saying a word.

Ah Zhen, who was holding Bei Ni, suddenly saw Yingying's fierce gaze, his heart skipped a beat, and he quickly let go of the nephrite jade that was tightly hugging him, "What?" .

"Grandpa, don't you know what you did?" Last night, the west of the city was banned for nearly two hours. Already startled her.

Seeing Yingying calling her husband as uncle, Bei Ni stood beside her and watched curiously. This is a strong duel, although the husband will definitely lose, but the process is still exciting.

"This" Ah Zhen, who was laughing with me, stretched out her big hand, and hugged the beautiful young woman in front of her into her arms. Although he had already embraced Yingying, she still stared at him with her eyes fixed.

Seeing the woman in his arms, although he let him hug her, but her face was like ice, Ah Zhen sighed deeply and said, "If you want to kill me, I will cut it up with you."

"Humph" a heavy hum came out of Ah Zhen's arms.What followed was fury, "You actually went to a brothel."

"Wronged!" Hearing the word "brothel", Ah Zhen immediately exclaimed, don't admit it even if you kill him, I am afraid that today's hurdle will be difficult if you admit it.

"Injustice?" Yingying frowned, "It's a fact that you went to a brothel, so why should you be wronged?"

"It's just that I didn't go shopping, and you blamed me for injustice." Ah Zhen exclaimed, extremely aggrieved, and said: "If I went to the brothel, how could the city inspector catch bandits all over the city?"

"He was beaten for no money, and then killed when he was unhappy." Benny, who was watching, framed him. Since she missed the divorce letter, she had already sent Jingtai [-] to investigate clearly. Her husband is really not self-loving.

Yingying listened to Bei Ni's words, nodded and agreed: "That's right, you don't have the money to go to brothels, and then you get beaten up, and you kill people." The Flying Tiger detectives have already investigated the matter clearly.

Seeing that his two wives are so powerful, Ah Zhen immediately cried out with a mournful face: "I am so wronged, it is simply framed alive."

Everything came to light, the two women saw that he was still crying so hard, and immediately stared at him fiercely, after watching for a long time, they couldn't tell the truth from the false, and became suspicious for a moment.

Knowing that his Yingying won't allow him to argue, she broke away from his bear hug, pointed at him and said, "The evidence is solid, what can you blame?"

"If you want to convict a person, you have to go to trial." Ah Zhen, who was eager to find a way out, had a sad face, shook his head and shouted sadly: "I didn't expect you to be convicted without even a trial. what."

Seeing his injustice, Benny immediately asked a question: "Isn't it like this?"

"Of course, the man stands upright, if he did it, he did it, if he didn't do it, he was wronged, how can he admit it?"

Seeing his determination, Yingying, who knew him very well, was also puzzled for a moment, did she really blame him?Impossible, all the spies pointed to him to visit the brothel unanimously, and some people saw it with their own eyes, it is impossible to make mistakes.

After thinking about it, Yingying generously gave him a chance to defend herself, and said with her arms across her chest: "What is wrong with you, now I will give you a chance to defend yourself, and if you dare to make excuses, you will never be forgiven."

Ah Zhen's mind was spinning rapidly. The highest level of lies is seven truths and three falsehoods. Otherwise, he would be the one who would be unlucky, so he immediately changed the plot and told the whole story, "At first I was so angry that I was thrown for a while." , and then asked Li Nengwu and the seven captains to go with me to the west of the city to find a duel at that stall, and we must get that one back."

Yingying, who knew that he would take revenge if he had a grudge, nodded with her chest in her arms and said, "Go ahead."

"I came to the west of the city after leaving the military office, but it was still early and the wrestling stall hadn't come yet, so I went for a walk by the river."

"True, continue."

"It's very comfortable to have a cool breeze blowing by the riverside, but when everyone saw the eight evil spirits behind me, they all avoided it, as if I was disgusting, and I just don't like to be prominent, so I told them to eat first. "Speaking of this paragraph, without blushing or heartbeat, you can be called the ancestor of lies.

"Humph" Yingying hummed disdainfully upon hearing this.

Seeing that he still dared to quibble, Benny continued to frame her and asked, "Then you must not have called Captain Vulture and Li Nengwu that you are going to whore?" There were 100 people who heard him call this sentence, if not 99, she wanted to see it. Let's see how he argues again.

"I have yelled." Ah Zhen admitted honestly.

Seeing him, the two women admitted without even thinking about it, and they were stunned for a moment. Could it be that he no longer quibbles?

"Although I told me to go whoring, I didn't go whoring. It was all to get rid of the eight brown candies." What followed was still a huge lie.

Yingying and Benny snorted twice from their disdainful nostrils when they heard his words.

"To get rid of Captain Wuying and Li Nengwu?" Seeing that he refused to admit it, Yingying's face was very gloomy.This man really deserves a beating. If he admits it generously, she might still leave him with a whole body. Now she already wants to chop him into pieces.

Seeing that Yingying's face was completely black, Ah Zhen's heart skipped a beat, but she still nodded sincerely and said, "That's right, everyone believes me when I say I'm going to whore, but when I say I never thought about going to whore, everyone doesn't believe it. It's not fair."

"You, who will believe your nonsense." Yingying was furious.

"Okay." Ah Zhen spread his hands and asked back: "If I go to whoring, forget about it after the prostitution, how can I be beaten?"

"Because you didn't bring any money." Bernie immediately blocked back.

"Hahaha" Ah Zhen looked up to the sky and laughed, shook his head and said to the two wives: "Even if I have no money on me, but everyone saw my clothes, I brought a suit by the river, don't you know my identity? I have no money with me, and I open the door to do business. When I finish whoring, won’t you send someone to my house to get it? Beat me, what benefits can the brothel get?”

"This" Yingying and Benny looked at each other in blank dismay. They didn't think about it carefully. Now this thought makes sense. Although it is a brothel, it also looks after money. As he said, peace is of course the most important thing when opening a door for business.

"In that case, what's going on?" Yingying was a little convinced, and the haze on her face faded a lot.

Ah Zhen saw that his nonsense had first paid off, he let out a sigh of relief, and vowed: "After Wu Ying and Li Nengwu left, I stayed for a while, and I became more and more hungry, so I went back to the restaurant to look for them. But as soon as I got to the gate of the brothel, a large gang surrounded me and entangled me tightly."

"And you went in?" Yingying frowned.

"Enter." Ah Zhen nodded honestly.

Seeing that he admitted, Yingying yelled angrily: "Okay, the evidence is solid, how do you want to die."

"Wait." Ah Zhen took a big step back in shock, and shouted: "I entered, but I didn't do it willingly."

"Is there someone else who tied you in?" His two wives pushed forward at the same time.

Seeing the horror of these two women, Ah Zhen was quite frightened, and stepped back again and again, shouting anxiously: "Someone tied me in."

It wasn't until he got to the imperial table that the two women stood still and shouted in unison: "Say."

"Surrounded by a large crowd, the strong fragrance made my mind dizzy, and then I couldn't resist, so I was dragged in by force." After talking here, I quickly waved my hands and continued: "After entering, I immediately fled to the door, but the old bustard was tight. He held me tight, saying that since I came in, I was a client of a prostitute, and I would be paid if I had a prostitute, and I would also be paid if I didn’t.”

"And then you went whoring?" Bernie's cute little face was still cute, but her brows were tightly frowned. , "Of course not." Ah Zhen was startled and argued again: "The boss's domineering words made me very angry, so I quarreled with her, and then she called out three turtle slaves and beat me up. After a meal, he took off my clothes and threw me on the street like a client."

Yingying and Bei Ni looked at each other after hearing Mo Bai's grievance, and asked again in disbelief: "Really?"

"Of course it's true. You have spies. Just ask the spies from the time I entered the brothel to being thrown out." : "It was less than two cups of tea from when I entered the brothel to when I was thrown out. You are my wife, just think about it."

The two people who still didn't believe him listened to his unrestrained words, and two blushes immediately appeared on their cheeks. Thinking that this man was too energetic, they believed it for a while. There are discrepancies.

The two tigresses, who had calmed down their anger, immediately became warm jade and warm fragrance again, with tenderness on their faces, they stepped forward and took his arm and said: "It's such a bad thing, I must never call Li Nengwu away again. .”

"I regret it too, you don't know, it's so miserable." Ah Zhen, who shook his head, still had a gloomy face.

Seeing that the misunderstanding was cleared up, Yingying and Benny were still sad, and immediately asked curiously, "What's the matter? What else happened?"

"When I was thrown out of the brothel, wasn't it saved by the daughter of the Linghu family?"

"Yes, this little girl from the Linghu family is still in love with you for ten thousand minutes." Yingying who rolled his eyes at him urged, "What happened?"

"She slipped out of the dog hole to play, and she didn't dare to be aboveboard after saving me, and then"

Before he finished speaking, three black lines slid down the foreheads of the two women and shouted loudly: "Are you going through a dog hole?"

"I didn't drill it. I was in a coma at that time. How could it be possible to drill a dog hole." Ah Zhen clarified loudly, shoulders slumped and murmured: "The wisdom of a lifetime is ruined."

The king of Tubo drilled his dog's hole, and the two women's foreheads were slippery with sweat and black lines appeared again, and they were speechless.

"Not only that, I was stuck in the dog hole and couldn't move." The dismal Ah Zhen sighed endlessly.

The king of Tubo drilled the dog hole and was stuck in the dog hole.

A crow croaked over the heads of Yingying and Benny, and then dragged the ellipsis all over the floor.

Yingying stared blankly at her husband in a daze, and it took a long time to close her surprised mouth, and then burst into bursts of laughter immediately.

"Hahaha, stuck in the dog hole." Pointing at Yingying who laughed wildly, she almost gasped for laughter, it was too terrible.

Ah Zhen, with black forehead, glared hard at Benny, who was covering her mouth and snickering, before turning her head to look at this belly laughing woman.

"Well..." Yingying, who laughed hilariously, didn't notice for a moment, a big palm hugged her waist tightly, and then a black shadow shone in front of her eyes, her mouth was tightly blocked, and her voice disappeared immediately.

Originally, he just wanted to punish this lawless little mouth, but the incomparably warm sweetness immediately poured into Ah Zhen's big mouth. Uncontrollably, he stretched out his big tongue into Yingying's little mouth, giggling with her lilac tongue. Play by play.

"Yeah..." Yingying, who closed her eyes and kissed him with tongue, let out a surprise, opened her eyes wide immediately, twisted her body lightly, unable to believe that this man stretched his palm into her phoenix skirt in front of Benny, and stroked it. the base of her thighs.

"Wife, you are so fragrant." After the kiss was over, Ah Zhen leaned down and kissed her tender neck reluctantly, and that lustful hand was still rubbing tightly inside her phoenix skirt.

Standing by the side, he and Benny snickered, seeing her husband put his big palm into Yingying's skirt, his stunned face flushed immediately, but he stood watching curiously.

"Okay." Yingying, who was in the sensitive area of ​​the ear, shook his throat and pushed him lightly, panting.

"Kiss again." The fire of desire was burning instantly, and he suppressed the tumbling flames, and finally trampled on the rosy apricot lips, and then reluctantly pulled out his two-color palm and big her skirt .

(End of this chapter)