ruffian mixed in ancient times

Chapter 505 "The Tricky Caimi"

Chapter 505 "The Tricky Caimi"

"Interesting." Ah Zhen opened his mouth, and finally understood what it means for a man to lose his reputation, and a woman loses her body if she loses her bell.

"Let's go." After passing a level, Mi Duo's confidence doubled, and his momentum was like a broken bamboo.

With dry mouth and tongue, countless red envelopes were sent out, and all the way down the song, the group of mimes were so tired that they almost fell to the ground.

Taking the lead and defeating countless micai, Ah Zhen and Duantai have nothing to do all the way, all of them are played by the sixteen michai around them.

"You're so handsome." The two Mi Cai standing in the way in front stretched out their bamboo poles, looking at the group of Mi Duo and giggling non-stop.

Having defeated countless Mi Cai along the way, Ah Zhen was not afraid at all, and confidently shouted to Mi Cai, who was standing in front of him and applauding: "When you see a trick, you break it, when you see a stage, you kill a god when you meet a god, and you kill a ghost when you meet a ghost. bring it on."

"Huh." The beautiful Mi Cai was unhappy, and sang with her throat loudly: "Mountains of gold and silver, Wanbaoshan, every family has orchards; other people's orchards are full of fruits, why do you pay bills for your orchard?"

"Ada, come on." Ah Zhen pointed at Mi Cai who was singing in front of him.

A young Miao Han stepped forward and sang to each other: "I wanted to reunite with my sister for a long time, but it was difficult to get together because of the river; today I have to meet in the field, and I can only reunite after singing."

"Giggle" was another big laugh, the beautiful Mi Cai of the song took a peek at Mi Duo who was molesting him, took the red envelope, and threw the hand bell at him shamelessly, covering her face as well run away.

"Hahaha" Ah Zhen was so cool that he couldn't sing, otherwise how could eating tofu be rare for him.

Winning all battles, Miduo's team is more powerful.After passing all the way, finally arrived at the gate of the bamboo grass where the bride is placed.

Benny is dressed in a red toast Miao, holding a bamboo pole with Mi Cai, blocking the road with all the mothers and sisters.Smiling, he looked at the Ramica team who had passed through the battle and came all the way.

"Wow ha ha ha ha" Ah Zhen had a great time. He ate all the girls' tofu all the way, and now he saw this group of aunts and aunts, and his wife and mother-in-law blocked the way.Not afraid at all, he pointed at them and laughed loudly: "Come on, let's see what else you can do."

Benny's two dimples were deeply sunken, "Your Majesty, you are too arrogant, you will suffer a lot."

"Isn't it just a song of antithesis? Let the horses come over, yes, your intestines will be pierced."

"Giggle" was surrounded by a large group of micai who were facing down, and when they heard his words, they all burst into laughter.

Beni's biological mother was also full of joy, also wearing orthodox Miao clothes, blocking the road in a magnificent style, Yin Xiao said to the people who came to Ramica: "It's not so easy to get Ramica."

The last pass was over, and when Duan looked around, he couldn't see Becky, and his anxious eyes couldn't stop looking inward.Immediately he sang loudly in person: "Meeting my sister in the market today, it's like a fairy coming down to earth; my darling has seen love, I hope my sister will not complain about the song." Grape sings.

As soon as he started singing, the surroundings fell silent, and the birds and birds waited silently to pick up the song.

Betsy was in the house and heard the beloved sing a love song.Anxiously wanting to be right, but her mouth was tightly covered by the little girl, and she couldn't make a sound.

"Giggling" After a while, Becky still didn't see her singing to each other, and the women of all ages who blocked the door were all smiles, very happy.

Duan Tai's anxious forehead was covered with countless sweats, and he sang again: "My sister is like a fairy, my brother loves it so much, I beg my sister to sing, and I will love my sister forever."

As soon as the "giggle" section was sung, nearly a hundred micai burst out laughing, all of them pink.

Old Duan Tai's face was as red as a monkey's, he lowered his head and did not dare to lift it up, he was so impatient that he almost smashed it.

It's been a long time since Ah Zhen didn't see Becky's duet song, and immediately realized that the group of women in front must be playing tricks, pointing at them and shouting: "Get Becky out quickly."

"Giggle" Benny smiled coquettishly, holding the bamboo pole almost forked, and replied defiantly: "How about it, Xiao Miduo, you have a way to win sister, sister will let you take Mi Cai away, sorry to win sister , Xiao Mi, let’s go home.”

The mother-in-law knew who Ah Zhen was, and when she heard that Benny called her family members Xiao Miduo, she even called herself her sister.Suddenly, countless black lines slid down his forehead.

"Yeah..." Ah Zhen opened his mouth, raised his sleeves and asked Alisha to take it, "My little Mi Cai let the horse come over, my brother is right today, you will obey your brother all your life."

"Giggle." Benny laughed and staggered, her slender eyebrows raised lightly: "Brother, can you do it?"

"Isn't it just an antiphonal song? What's the problem?" He beckoned: "Let the horse come here."

"Brother is going to be killed by Tie Lu today." Benny giggled, not thinking that Mr. Lang would be able to sing: "Sister"

As soon as the song started, Becky, who was anxious in the hut, broke free from the little girl's hand covering her mouth, and slapped her on the love song just now: "I'm going to meet my brother today, happy to meet my brothers and sisters. If you have feelings, I will pick them up. Song."

"Ho Ho Ho!" Mido outside heard the bride accepting the song, and immediately roared excitedly in unison.

Bei Ni closed her mouth and smiled with a cracked mouth. She didn't expect Bei Qi to love his Kiss Mido so much.

"Wow" as soon as Becky's singing fell, hundreds of Mi Cai reacted quickly, and before Mi Duo was finished, they rushed into the small hut in one go.

Ah Zhen, who didn't know the situation, was at a loss when he saw people pouring into the small gate like a flood.

"Hurry up, don't let the bride be hidden by Mi Cai." The Mi Duo camp roared violently, and then the sixteen Mi Duo took the lead and squeezed into the crowd of Mi Cai, forcing their way through the door.

After the pairing, Becky was immediately surrounded by a large group of people, and was pulled up unsteadily, like a puppet, she let the group of Michels pull her, and ran to the door.

"Michai, don't let Mido snatch the bride away." Benny happily shouted.

Mi Duo, who entered the house in La Michai, saw that the house was empty, and rushed out of the house and shouted: "Find the bride quickly, find the bride quickly."

Ah Zhen and Duan Tai didn't know what was going on, and when they were looking at each other, they heard this violent roar.Immediately, like a headless chicken, I searched in the crowd.

Khan, there are hundreds of Micai wearing exactly the same clothes, and the crowd is so dense that it is impossible to tell which one is Becky.

Hiding Becky well, Bernie opened her mouth and picked up a broomstick and yelled, "Damick, hit Ramicke."

Ah Zhen and Duan Tai were sweating on their foreheads when they suddenly saw Dagan Mi Cai holding a bamboo pole and a broomstick rushing towards them.

"Hee hee, please die, my lord." Benny took the lead, rushed forward, and hit the lord who was standing there blankly with a broomstick.

Boom, the head was smashed, Ah Zhen said with an old face, "Nieer, you really hit me."

"Of course it's true." Swinging the broomstick with her small hand, Benny's six relatives refused to recognize her, and slapped Ah Zhen. "Your Majesty, don't fight back, or you won't be able to marry Becky."

"Khan" hugged his head, Ah Zhen fled around, "Murdered my husband."

Duan Tai and Li Nengwu were not much better. Ah Zhen was hit by a broom, but they were hit by a sturdy bamboo pole.They all fled around with their heads in their arms, searching for Betsy in the crowd.

Mi Duo, who couldn't stand the beating, had his head covered in a full length bag, and he opened his throat and yelled unbearably: "Pull song, fast play song."

"Duantai, you're dead, hurry up and sing." Ah Zhen was beaten by Benny from the door of the hut all the way to the door of the village. Just now, he was invincible and won consecutive battles.Life is full of ups and downs, it's really hard to say.

Holding countless bamboo poles, Duan Tai ran around with his head in his arms, hiding everywhere, and sang loudly: "It's hard to be single, it's hard to be single, the clothes are broken and no one mends; there is no hot food in the pot, no shoes to wear, and bare feet. "

The heartbroken Becky, seeing Mr. Zhun being beaten all over his head, wanted to run over a long time ago, but he was caught by Mi Cai and couldn't move. Now he heard Mr. Zhun singing.Without hesitation, they turned to each other: "My elder brother is lonely and has a younger sister, and my younger sister makes up for the torn clothes; the cold rice sister cooks for my elder brother"

"There, hurry up" Becky's song was not finished, Mi Duo, who was running around, shot along the song, and when he saw Becky, he rushed towards the group of people like a beast.

Seeing that Mi Duo found Mi Cai, everyone quickly dragged Becky around: "Come on Mi Cai, quickly hide Mi Cai."

The speed of a woman is no match for that of a man, carrying countless bamboo poles along the way, Mi Duo intercepted Becky, immediately raised her back and rushed into the hut with a coaxing sound.

"Go into the house, come in quickly." Mi Duo, who had snatched the person, ran all the way and roared all the way.

Unable to resist, Ah Zhen saw that they had robbed someone, and ran desperately towards the hut, "Don't close the door, I haven't entered yet."

With a hoeing posture, he slid into the Maomen, and the broomstick on his head stopped instantly.

"Duan Lang." Becky, who was hugged in her arms, was very distressed. She rubbed his head lightly and said shyly, "Thank you for your hard work."

Having snatched Becky, Duan Tai cherished it very much, grabbed her little hand and shook his head, "It's not hard work at all."

"Ah, pain, pain" stroked his big head, and Ah Zhen squatted on the ground in pain.Bernie was so hard that he hit him all over the head.It is too risky for this Miao nationality to marry a wife with his life in exchange.Remember!Cherish life and stay away from marriage.

Hundreds of micai chased after the door of the house, and stopped chasing. They giggled at all the midos in the house in unison, put down the bamboo poles, and everyone's faces were beaming.

"Lang Jun, is it fun?" The broomstick went somewhere, and Benny asked happily with her dimples in her empty hands.

"Don't come in." Feeling suspicious, Ah Zhen was shocked.

"You are all dragged to Mi Cai, it's okay, come out."

Seeing Benny's sinister smile, Ah Zhen's head jumped, and he shook his head vigorously: "I won't go out even if I'm killed."

Benny opened her mouth, "How are you going to greet the relatives if you don't come out? Dad and the others are already waiting to be fed at the gate of the village."

"Giggle" there was a roar of laughter outside.

"Eh?" Turning his head, he didn't believe it would end like this, and quickly asked Mido beside him, "Will they beat us when we go out?"

"We've got Michai, they can't hit us." The words of course fell back immediately.

Hearing that he won't be beaten, Ah Geng breathed a sigh of relief, and stepped out of the hut bitterly: "Ni'er, how dare you?"

Before he finished speaking, he was horrified to see countless Mi Cai holding huge bamboo baskets hidden at both ends of the door.

Everyone who "run away" saw these big baskets, and their expressions changed drastically.

"Hehehe!" Seeing that Mr. Wang had been fooled, Benny happily shouted, "Quickly put them on."

Micha likes to play tricks on people, so when they waited for Benny to shout, when they came out, they quickly carried the giant baskets and put them one by one on the heads of these Ramica's Mido.

"Hahaha" Everyone's heads and bodies were covered with bamboo baskets, hundreds of Mi Cai roared with joy, laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt from laughing.

With a bamboo basket on his head, Ah Zhen's face was completely darkened, and he looked at the kissy little joke in front of him, giggling while hugging his belly, and countless black lines slid down his forehead, he was very frustrated.How come I've been tricked so many times today, oh my god, my god.

"Lang Jun, it's fun." After giggling, Benny took off the bamboo basket on him, and said, "Don't get angry."

"Hmph." Ah Zhen raised his eyebrows lightly, squinting at this playful little woman, and wrapped his arms around her waist, his big mouth was about to be covered.

Benny, who had known that he would do this move, giggled and covered her little mouth with her little hand, "Mr.

The trick was seen through, and the displeased Ah Zhen sucked hard on her dimples, causing Benny's face to turn red before she gave up and said: "It's getting skinny, and I dare to hit you sir."

"It's the rule." Benny, who didn't follow him, rubbed against him a few times, "Don't be angry, sir."

"Of course I'm not angry." Ah Zhen was very happy with his mouth open. It was really a different experience. Ramica was very fun.

The vast sunset washes and dyes among the green fields of Cangshan Mountain, the lazy sun is gradually extinguished, the green buds are chasing the wind and waves under the dim yellow, the rolling distant mountains are endless, the weeping willows outside the village are swaying in the wind, surrounded by refreshing ginseng trees The village is full of joy and brightly lit.

After feeding Daerba and the other mothers, the banquet at the long booth has been waiting for a long time.

All the villagers and elders in the village gathered outside the village as if celebrating a big festival, and dozens of piles of flames illuminated the dark sky like daylight.

Dozens of Mi Duo held long bamboo poles and happily set them on the ground.

Ah Zhen felt scared when he saw the bamboo poles, and timidly asked Bei Ni who was sitting beside him: "What are they doing?"

"Dancing." After finishing talking, the playful Benny pulled him up excitedly, "Sir, let's go dancing."

"Why do you need bamboo poles for dancing?" Suspiciously following Benny, she walked towards the pile of bamboo poles.

"Yiyahe" Mido, who was squatting on the ground holding the bamboo pole, sang, and then the bamboo pole in his hand rattled and rattled.

"It turned out to be a bamboo pole dance." Seeing the bamboo poles one by one, Ah Zhen understood.Looking at the many micai with great interest, like the elegant colorful discs, bending the ankles, following the opening and closing of the bamboo poles, swaying the overflowing youth to the fullest.

"Lang Jun, let's go to dance." Benny was very itchy, and jumped towards the bamboo pole.

Khan, Ah Zhen shook his head desperately, "I think you can dance." It is very difficult at first glance, and he can't do it.

Beni sank into two dimples, and suddenly her tenderness was like water, and she gently bent her body to Ah Zhen deeply, "This concubine will present a piece of bamboo dance for the king, the bamboo dance of the Miao nationality, please enjoy it."

"Okay, okay." Benny was suddenly so tender and tender, and Ah Zhen was suddenly as firm as a rock.

"Toast, toast, toast." The young Mi Domi, who surrounded the bamboo poles, shouted cheerfully.

"Yi Ya Suo He" followed by singing in unison.

Seeing that their toasts were going to dance with each other, the dozens of people pulling the poles beat harder on the poles.

Walking to the top of the pole, like a butterfly, Benny lightly tapped into the pole with one foot, then swayed her two little arms, twisted her waist, and a pair of calves were regularly inside the countless opening and closing bamboo poles. Dance to your heart's content.

(End of this chapter)

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