ruffian mixed in ancient times

Chapter 571 "Drunk"

"Okay." Not wanting to argue with him, Xiang Shaoyun spread his hands and said, "Brother Zhen, do you want to eat or not?"

"Of course I want to eat." Why is he sitting here if he doesn't eat?

Xiang Shaoyun blinked dumbfoundedly at this duplicitous old man, pointed at him and said, "Brother Zhen, you still swore it just now."

"Although I eat, I don't take it for granted like you do. I'm full of guilt."

"Eh?" A profuse sweat fell from Xiang Shaoyun's forehead, and the old face replied dully: "Okay, let's eat first, and then go to the temple to burn some incense sticks on this dog." Still feeling guilty ,I bother!
"Yes." Ah Zhen nodded in agreement and said, "Wan'er and the others are going to offer incense tomorrow, and you will go with me then."

Hearing that he was really going to burn incense for this dog, Xiang Shaoyun's jaw fell to the ground, he shook his head vigorously and said, "Tomorrow I have to go to the military office, Brother Zhen, you just have to enjoy yourself."

While they were talking, the owner of the small shopkeeper held a pot of stewed dog meat and put it on the small table in front of them with vicious eyes. After setting the bowls and chopsticks, he bowed and smiled and said, "Two catties are worth six pennies. "

"What?" Ah Zhen who excitedly picked up the chopsticks raised his head suspiciously and asked, "Do you want to pay first?"

"Heh" Boss Xiaoguan repeatedly bowed to accompany him with a smile and said, "Small business, small business." He is doing prohibited business, so of course he has to pay first.

Taking out a piece of silver, Xiang Shaoyun explained to the boss: "Brother Zhen, what we eat is forbidden meat. The boss is afraid that we will finish eating." He handed the small piece of silver to the hand of the boss, jokingly : "I don't accept it."

"Small business, small business." That sharp thief face accompanied the smile.That's right, what he sells is forbidden meat. If they don't accept their account at that time, where will he go to reason.

"So that's how it is." Ah Zhen nodded knowingly, turned his head and asked, "I heard that eating dog meat with spirits is a treat in the world, do you have any here?"

"Of course there is." Holding four hangers for money, the owner of the stall bowed and said, "There is no other wine in this store, only old Huadiao." Speaking of this, he closed his eyes with resignation, and sucked the wine that was full of wine. Pimple's nose said: "Spicy dog ​​meat, paired with aged flower carvings, that's really a compliment!"

Seeing his resignation, Ah Zhen and Xiang Shaoyun called out without even thinking: "Come and have a pot."

"Okay." The business came again, and the boss bowed and asked carefully, "This flower carving has been treasured for ten years, half a catty is not cheap." After speaking, he looked at the four hanging coins in his hand and shook his head.

Xiang Shaoyun said clearly, "How much is still missing?"

"Half a catty of cocoa costs one, two or three." The boss quickly clarified with his hands, "The small shop only earns half a carton of money, and it definitely doesn't make much money."

No one would believe him if he looked at his sharp, wicked face, but who is Ah Zhen? Yidi said: "Give me five catties, and I will reward the rest."

Suddenly receiving a piece of gold leaf, the boss's mind went blank, and then he put the gold leaf in his mouth in surprise and bit it.

"Thank you for the reward, thank you for the reward." The boss, who was hit by the gold, knelt down and bowed to Ah Zhen again and again, unable to believe that the God of Wealth was ushered in tonight.It's gold, and it's still a large piece of gold leaves.Woo, I finally have the money to marry a wife. I have lived alone for nearly 30 years. It is not easy, it is bitter.

"Okay, okay." Smiling to wake him up, he gestured: "Just serve the wine quickly."

"Yes, yes, yes." Get up from the ground, the owner of Xiaoguan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, bowed and rushed into the Xiaoguan, took out five pots of jade pots filled with flower carvings, and personally poured them for the two masters. After drinking.After repeated bows and obeisances, he left the stage after playing this small role.

The cold moon is faint, the star teeth are thin, and the cold wind is whistling.

Under the tent next to the Xiaoguan Gate, the two drinking and eating meat were confused by the powerful old Huadiao.

Xiang Shaoyun was fine, after all, he was born and bred in ancient times, and he drank strong baijiu since he was a child.But what about Ah Zhen?He has only been drinking beer since he was a child, and even the good wine he drank in the past is quite strong.But how can those wines be compared with the old Huadiao? Once the domineering wine comes up, no matter how hard you can resist the spicy, you will have to lie down.

"It's been more than a year." Ah Zhen, whose face was flushed, felt soft and weak, his dizzy eyes turned around, hiccupped and looked up at Xiang Shaoyun, who had countless shadows in front of him, with sadness coming from it.

"It's been more than a year since the plane crashed here, what happened to my parents? Is it going to be very sad, but I can't find the exit to go back." Nagging here, shook his head with a wry smile, "No, just can Go back, and I can't go back."

"Brother Zhen." Xiang Shaoyun was not as drunk as he was, and he stretched out his arms to stabilize his swaying body and said, "You are drunk, let's go back."

"I can't go back." Ah Zhen, who kept shaking his head, blushed, looked at the floating shadow in front of him with dull and sad eyes, and said sadly: "Since I married Wan'er, I can never go back again." " After finishing speaking, she wrung her fingers like a few treasures and read: "There are also Yun'er, Yu'er, Shuang'er, Shuang'er, Shuang'er" muttering about Shuang'er, her sad eyes overflowed with tears, and then she wailed bitterly, Looking up to the sky and weeping. "Shuang'er, my Shuang'er"

Seeing his madness suddenly, Xiang Shaoyun was startled, stood up and kicked down the stool, staggered around the low table, "Brother Zhen, let's go home, Xueshuang is waiting for you at home."

"My Shuang'er." Thinking of Xueshuang who lost his arm, Ah Zhen wept bitterly, and murmured in grief: "Xuan's boudoir is slanting in, her cheeks are beautiful and her eyes are pear-like, and her socks are far away from you. The hidden egrets fly to see each other. Swear to each other for a long time, get on the car with wine tears, the quiet orchid house is cool, the pink butterfly explores the fragrance, the calyx trembles, and the dragonfly plays in the water is the most frivolous." After singing.Sadness came from it, and the crying became louder and sadder.

Seeing that he was so sad suddenly, Xiang Shaoyun was so frightened that he sobered up a little.

"Brother Zhen, let's go back." Helping him up who was drunk, Xiang Shaoyun shyly accepted passers-by and cast strange glances.Clinging to him who was still weeping, he fell towards the gate of the city.

With staggering staggering steps and intertwined ups and downs, Wu Jin Lao Niu had already fainted Xiang Shaoyun.It was difficult for him, but he had to support a drunk man, the difficult scene can be imagined.

"The mist is thick and the clouds are worrying forever. The auspicious brain eliminates the golden beast. The festival is Double Ninth Festival, and the jade pillow is in the gauze kitchen. It is cool in the middle of the night. After Dongli puts the wine at dusk, there is a dark fragrance full of sleeves. There is no way to lose the soul. The curtain rolls in the west wind, People are thinner than yellow flowers." He raised his throat and groaned loudly, causing passers-by A, B, C, D to look suspiciously sideways.

On a very cold day, Xiang Shaoyun was sweating profusely supporting the uncle who didn't let him have a good time.When he saw the forbidden door, he gritted his teeth and breathed his last breath as if seeing a savior.

"Donkey eggs, are you donkeys?" When he returned from Xingqing, he received a list that Feihu had taken over the Forbidden City.So it's not wrong to hand over the drunken maniac to this group of Hu Nei wearing red velvet cloaks.

The second eldest brother in Hu Nei, when Donkey Dan saw two stumbling uncles in the distance, he was already at the forbidden gate.Seeing Xiang Shaoyun ask a question, he immediately replied: "Eagle, the Chief Inspector has gone back."

"Here you are." Xiang Shaoyun, who was sweating profusely, threw the drunk man he was supporting to him, panting and waved his hands: "Send it back to the inner palace."

"Come here." After receiving the drunken old man, Lvdan summoned two subordinates in horror, and firmly supported the yelling old man.

"Huh" handed his uncle to Hu Nei, Xiang Shaoyun let out a sigh of relief, turned around and walked towards his own mansion next to him with peace of mind.

"Eagle, I will send someone to send you back."

"Roll" turned around and shook Xiang Shaoyun's master hand, then left the Forbidden City without saying a word, and staggered away to Fudao not far away.

Hearing this familiar curse, the donkey with a waist knife in his hand shrugged and turned to help the coach's subordinates.Strange things happen every year, especially this year.The chief commander actually took the coach to eat forbidden meat, and what surprised everyone was that the coach actually finished eating one pot, and ordered another pot if he was not satisfied.Thinking of this, the corners of Donkey Dan's lips could not help but curl up, wow, hahaha, everyone can finally take revenge.After sending the coach back home, he has to tell everyone the exciting news quickly to make everyone happy.

After inspecting the guards on duty in the mansion, and checking the list of eagle guards hidden in the dark, Shahu, who was about to return to the mansion, narrowed his eyes suspiciously, held the eagle knife tightly with his powerful palm and shouted: "Donkey egg, what are you doing in the inner mansion?" ?”

The two tigers with steady steps also held the tiger knife at their waists, pulled over the raised red velvet cape, and stood in the distance and replied: "I report to the leader of the foreign cabinet, I will send the drunk coach back home."

Shahu, who was standing on the steps, heard the coach, and immediately pulled his old face, "Damn donkey, if you call coach again, I will kill you." Unhappy, he picked up the steps and walked down to two Next to Hu Nei, he hugged Ah Zhen who was half asleep and half awake.He turned his head and hummed to the donkey: "You call me the emperor in the palace, and you call me the young master outside the palace. If you don't have a long memory, when the time comes, the skin will be stripped, and there's no point in crying and scolding your mother."

Donkey Dan's heart skipped a beat, and after nodding his head, he quickly ran close to the hugger Shahu and whispered, "Shahu."

Shahu's arms are nearly twice as thick as others, and holding Ah Zhen with one hand is like carrying a piece of pork belly, without any effort at all.Seeing this donkey looking like a thief, he raised his eyebrows and teased: "If you want me to treat you to supper, you have to wait until I hand the young master to the mistress, get out first."

"No." The donkey rolled his eyes. This tiger is very good at knocking the door. When he invites people to eat, they always serve green soup noodles with steamed buns. Who would ruin his reputation for a bowl of green soup noodles and a steamed bun? .

"No?" Shahu, who turned his head while walking, raised his thick eyebrows, "Since it's not, why don't you hurry up and get out."

Donkey Dan, who walked side by side with him holding a tiger knife, went straight to the point and asked: "The eagle has played tricks on us, do you want to take revenge?" This is attractive enough.

"Think about it." Without thinking about it, Shahu stopped before the steps, handed the man in his hands to his subordinates, turned around in surprise and squeezed his palms towards the donkey egg and asked anxiously: "Did you catch the eagle? "

"That's right." Donkey Dan nodded, with incomparable excitement on his face.

"Really?" Sha Hu's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe it and asked again: "You really got a handle?" It's impossible, the eagle is very slippery, and all the criminals are personally involved, trying to catch him Where is the handle so easy.

"Is the drama enough?" Don't get pissed if you don't eat mutton by then.

"Don't worry, it's enough." Donkey Dan patted his chest and assured: "If the queen knows about this, the fifty-baner eagle will take it."

"Okay." The bird held its breath for too long, and when Shahu heard the fifty boards, he leaned over his sinister head very excitedly and asked, "What did the eagle do?"

"Just now the eagle took the coach to eat forbidden meat." He whispered here, raised a finger and said with a sinister smile: "Don't say it is openly prohibited, but also brought the young master to violate the forbidden. We just need to detain the boss who sells forbidden meat, and wait Go to the palace and state the facts to the queen." Having said this, he raised his hands and clenched his fists with a smirk, "The eagle's fifty boards are settled."

Shahu, who listened carefully, heard this, and immediately rewarded the insidious donkey egg in front of him, "Is this person you can buckle if you want?" Gritting his teeth, he rewarded this foolish man Suddenly, he gestured back and forth between him and himself and said: "Don't forget, in the regulations of our internal and external guards, there is a sentence of consecutive convictions. If you don't have a long memory, be careful to be strangled to death by your boss."

Having been rewarded with two big millets again and again, Donkey Dan rubbed his forehead in aggrieved state, and stared at the Shahu in front of him in displeasure, as if he was about to draw his sword to fight him.

Shahu also stared at him fiercely, and asked him fiercely: "The forbidden meat you are talking about, is it the small shop at the north and south entrance of the city?"

"Right?" The old donkey who stared at Sha Hu's old face collapsed, and asked weakly, "You know?"

"That's right." Shahu snorted and said, "The boss of this meat-forbidden family is yours who took the eagle. And I, Dao Scar and everyone else went."

"It's all gone?" Donkey Dan widened his eyes in disbelief, and then immediately yelled, shouting at himself: "Why don't I know?"

"Because you slam the door too much." Crossing his arms, Shahu looked him up and down, and said with contempt: "Lai Li said that last time I asked you to buy him a bowl of beef noodles, but you turned your face away. So he invited us to go alone. I don’t want to invite you alone.” This idiot really thought that he could catch the eagle, the four cities were full of their internal and external animal guards’ eyeliner, the eagle dared to act so blatantly, he must have nothing to fear.Look at how naive this idiot is.

"It's not fair." Donkey Dan got upset and yelled heavily at Shahu, then turned around bitterly feeling abandoned, and strode towards the forbidden gate.

Seeing that his petty temper had broken again, Sha Hu couldn't help but shout to him who was walking further and further away: "Okay, I'll treat you to supper later."

"Go to hell with your green noodle soup."

"Heh" with his mouth open, Shahu shouted towards the distance: "Young man from the north and south of the city."

The striding donkey egg kept walking, but stretched out its arms and swayed it above its head. "Another hour to switch shifts."

"Hey" Hearing this reply from afar, Sha Hu put on a ghostly smile.She raised one eyebrow before turning around and hugging the sleeping old man back.

"Uh!" Shahu was about to step into the mansion with Ah Zhen in his arms, but he backed away after thinking for a while.Supporting Ah Zhen who fell into a coma, a dog nose kept sniffing at him.

Oops!The whole body smells like dog meat, how can I hand it over to the mistresses?Does he want to help him take a bath?Thinking of this, Shahu shuddered.It's okay to help him take a bath, but the old man will definitely beat him to death when he wakes up tomorrow.This old man didn't want the mistresses to worry, and he was risking his life by handing him over to the mistresses while he was drunk and unconscious.And with such a strong smell of dog meat on his body, carrying it in would cause everyone to panic.The queen has long issued repeated orders not to allow anyone in the mansion to eat dog meat.Thinking of this, he shuddered deeply again, and checked along this line.Well, it's no wonder that everyone's skin is bruised.

(End of this chapter)