Legend of comedians

Chapter 507 A good start?

Public opinion keeps going. Judging from the preliminary stage, the quality of this Spring Festival Gala has obviously improved a lot. There is no star-studded tactics, nor is it an embarrassing and cancer-like literary stage, nor is it an article plagiarized from the Internet. , after Luo Pinxian returned to take charge of the Spring Festival Gala, he really achieved the word "new idea".

Of course, the stability and transition in the early stage does not determine everything. The splendor of the Spring Festival Gala has always been determined by "language programs", so sketches, cross talks, etc. are the highlights of the Spring Festival Gala.

main control room
Luo Pinxian stared closely at the main control screen, playing with the glazed ball in his hand, and looked at the information fed back from the Internet on the right, finally heaving a sigh of relief.
Then he picked up the walkie-talkie and asked, "Backstage, is Mr. Feng ready?"

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"Ready, Li Ping'an is already in place."

Luo Pinxian nodded and said: "Okay, the host will enter the stage to announce the scene, and the second machine will get close to capture the host."

On the stage of the No. [-] studio hall, amidst the celebratory music, Dai Jun stood on the stage smiling and reported:
"Thank you for the wonderful performance from the Air Force Women's Art Troupe. I think I need a grand introduction to the next stage."

Dai Jundao: "This is an old man in the Spring Festival Gala. He has been with us for 13 years and gave us 13 years of laughter. He still remembers the words I introduced him. His eyes are small and flashing with humor. The legs are long and tall, and the huge head is full of inflated wisdom."

After a pause, he continued: "Now I want to add another one. The witty smile contains the spirit of dedication. Let's enjoy the cross talk 'old songs and new songs' together!"

In the main control room, Luo Pinxian secretly said, here we come.

followed by giving orders
"Camera No. [-] and Camera No. [-] are aimed at the audience to capture expressions. Cameras No. [-] and No. [-] are aimed at the stage, and the close-up and long-range views are switched back and forth."

Looking at the slanted figure coming out of the stage, Luo Pinxian was full of anticipation, and secretly said: "I'll just watch you, the first language program of the Spring Festival Gala!"

Luo Pinxian has a lot of confidence in Feng Fan as an old man in the Spring Festival Gala, and this one will definitely be able to hold the show.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

on the stage..
The iconic laughter resonated with everyone, and when that festive and familiar face appeared, everyone couldn't help cheering.

Whoa! ! ! !

Clap clap clap! ! !

Amid the applause, Feng Fan walked out first, followed by his old partner, Niu Jun, instead of Li Pingan.

With a microphone in his hand, Niu Jun walked to the stage and said as he walked, "Dear audience friends, once you hear this familiar melody, everyone will know that this year's Spring Festival Gala will say goodbye to everyone."

Feng Fan said quickly from the side: "No, no, Brother Niu, what are you talking about?"

Niu Jun blinked and continued, "I said goodbye to everyone in four hours or so."

Only then did Feng Fan smile and say, "Oh, I was shocked."

After finishing speaking, Feng Fan sneaked over and said, "Hey, Brother Niu, according to inside information, what's the best cross talk between the two of us?"

"Ah, cross talk." Niu Jun smiled solemnly and waved his hands: "I don't know about cross talk. Anyway, my main task this year is to release new ones. Dear audience friends, I will bring a pas de deux with actress Wang Ruodan in a while. Hope you guys like it."

The audience looked at the bewildered Feng Fan on the stage and couldn't help laughing out loud
I saw Feng Fan grinning and turned on the taunting mode: "Oh, audience friends, you can see what a good figure Brother Niu is. Although the lower body is shorter, his chassis is stable."

After finishing speaking, Feng Fan said bitterly: "He went to dance, what should I do?"

Afterwards, Feng Fan cried and said, "My friends, today is the day of reunion, so please stretch out your warm hands and applaud me, a widowed old man."

Huge laughter broke out at the scene, and they liked Feng Fan's cheap and cute appearance.

Internet message boards.
"Nimma, the lower body is short, but the chassis is stable. This is enough for me to laugh for a year."

"Pfft hahaha, it's so fucking funny, Feng Fan really is a master of comedy!"

"As for Feng Fan's play, my face was cramped and I couldn't learn it!"

"Hey, this sketch is not bad, it's worth seeing!"

It wasn't a joke plagiarized from the Internet. The audience finally heard a novel and funny joke in the silent Spring Festival Gala, which aroused their interest.

At this time, a bright voice came
"Happy New Year, audience friends!!"

Whoa! ! ! ! ! !

After seeing the people who came, there were huge cheers from the scene, most of them were young people, but there were also many old people who gave encouraging applause.

Li Pingan walked onto the stage wearing a suit. It has to be said that he is a clothes hanger, especially suitable for formal clothes such as suits, showing his spirit and spirit, and his figure is straight.

Feng Fan is also considered to be tall, but beside Li Pingan, he always feels that he lacks a bit of temperament.
"Go away! Let's stay away from each other." Feng Fan walked to the side of the ground and squatted down, and said aggrievedly; "It's okay to get me an old one."

Li Pingan didn't care too much, stepped forward, held Feng Fan's hand and said with a smile: "Master Feng, don't worry, Mr. Niu (you) is going to find someone to dance with. Let's do a show."

"Your uncle!" Feng Fan cursed back with his eyes wide open.

"Hi!"

Li Pingan clapped his hands and said, "I say Uncle Niu!"

With the appearance of Li Pingan, the curtain opened and subtitles appeared.

"Old Songs and New Lyrics"

Screenwriters: Feng Fan, Li Pingan.

Actors: Feng Fan, Li Pingan.

At this time, cross talk really began.

The audience in front of the TV was also whetted.

"Uncle Feng, I will accompany you to celebrate the New Year this year."

Li Pingan said happily.

Feng Fan said excitedly: "Really?"

Snapped! ! !
Feng Fan slapped the back of Li Pingan's hand, shook it vigorously, and said, "Thank you."

Li Pingan looked a little disliked, twisted his neck, and kept blinking.
"what happened to you?"

Li Pingan withdrew his hand, held the back of his hand, held back his strength, and said, "It doesn't hurt."

"Don't call me uncle, you're a real buddy if you come here, if someone says we don't look alike, I'll be anxious on the spot!" Feng Fan threatened, licking his face and staring at him.

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen you so shameless.

Li Pingan smiled and said, "Yes, not only are we similar in appearance, but we also have the same pursuit."

"Yes!" Feng Fan nodded and said, "I will do whatever he does."

Li Pingan: "I'm going to make a movie."

Feng Fan: "I'm just a producer."

Li Pingan: "I want to play a hero."

Feng Fan: "I will act as a role model."

Li Pingan: "I want to play a gangster."

Feng Fan: "I'll play the jerk."

Li Pingan: "I'm going to do a small business."

Feng Fan: "I'll put the chain on the floor."

Li Pingan: "I want to take a green onion."

Feng Fan blinked, always feeling that something was wrong: "I'm just a man with two heads."

Li Pingan: "I want to steal four potatoes."

Feng Fan couldn't help but look even weirder: "I'll just give you six eggs."

Li Pingan: "I'm going to the detention center."

"I'll just go in." Feng Fan finally came to his senses, and quickly changed his mouth and said loudly: "I'll give you a box lunch every day!"

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A more sent! !
Pay tribute to the classics of the past!
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(End of this chapter)