Legend of comedians

Chapter 508 The First Shot Fired!

The subtitles are crazy.
"I'm so funny, Feng Fan cooperates with Li Ping'an."

"Great Master Li does not want to kill people, but if you cheat people in a serious manner, you will obey Master Li."

"It's thanks to Teacher Feng's quick response, otherwise it would be so miserable to be tricked by God Li."

"Li Dashen will change his name to Li Dakeng in the future!"

"Dig a hole if you have nothing to do, and wait for someone to jump in, it's really Li Dakeng."

"My stomach hurts from laughing, this cross talk is so funny."

"That's it at the beginning, and I'm looking forward to the next development more and more."

"The products produced by Li Dashen must be high-quality products!"

"The products produced by Li Dashen must be high-quality products!"

"The products produced by Li Dashen must be high-quality products!"

The Internet was laughing like crazy, and the audience in front of the TV was even more laughing.
a certain residential area.
The relatives gathered in front of the TV, because there were too many people to sit on the sofa, and there was a floor stall on the empty seat in front of the coffee table. Several children lay on it, and the family watched Li Pingan and Feng Fan's cross talk and laughed. Can't be myself.

"Hahahaha, amazing, Feng Fan is still Feng Fan, and this young man's performance is not bad."

People of the older generation only recognize Feng Fan and don't have much impression of Li Pingan, but at this moment they feel that Li Pingan's acting is really good.

A young girl in her twenties in front of her smiled proudly and said, "That's not true. Li Dashen has a good personality, good hosting skills, and excellent acting skills."

"His name is Li Dashen?" An elder asked suspiciously, who's child is called this name.

The little girl smiled and explained: "No, Li Dashen's real name is Li Ping'an, because in a variety show there is a full 10 minutes of God's rescue, and there is no host script in the whole story, it is all played on the spot. , that’s why we call him Great God Li.”

"The script was finished in 10 minutes, and all the lyrics were edited on the spot?" The elder blinked and said, "This is amazing."

"That's right." The little girl raised her chin arrogantly, as if she knew how capable Li Pingan was.

Grandpa's house.
"Hey, this brat, if you dare to do something outrageous, I'll break his leg, old man!"

The old man scolded with a smile, it didn't sound like any deterrent at all, but it contained a kind of pride that this is my grandson.

Grandma Liu on the side gave the other party an angry look, but Fang Yan had already burst out laughing.
Tibet
"Hahahahahaha, this kid is interesting, digging a hole almost got Feng Fan in."

A relative said, laughing and patting his thigh.

Didi Yunhua's aunt came over and asked with a smile: "Didi, is your partner still so humorous?"

Didi Yunhua thought for a while, the usual Li Pingan is a boring gourd, it seems that he only makes witty remarks when recording variety shows or performances, and in normal life he is a stupid boyfriend with low EQ who is anxious.

Didi Yunhua didn't know how to explain this, so he could only grin, but silently mourned for himself in his heart.

Huge laughter broke out on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, which stunned the staff at the scene, because they hadn't heard such a clear laughter for a long time, and they couldn't help but feel a hint of inspiring emotion in their hearts.

clap clap clap clap clap ~~~
Intense applause continued
Feng Fan held Li Ping'an's hand with a smile, and said, "It's about to usher in the New Year, and we have to do something serious."

Li Pingan nodded and said, "That's right!"

"Brother Feng, I'm not thinking about it. Many programs on the official TV station have to introduce new ones. This is an opportunity for us."

Feng Fan nodded with a smile on his small eyes, "Hey~~~"

Li Pingan continued: "I have to help them."

Feng Fan smiled and said, "How can I help?"

Li Ping pretended to think about it, and said, "Isn't there a program called 'Central Interview' on the official TV station? This program is weak, and we need to help."

Feng Fan quickly stopped and said, "Hey, slow down, Central Interview, this program is not weak."

Li Pingan looked disgusted and said: "Why are you not weak? The two hosts were sitting on chairs, talking non-stop, and the audience yawned as they watched."

The camera rotated, and the two hosts of the central interview, Sun Zhe and Tian Fang, happened to come to the scene.

I saw that these two also covered their foreheads with funny faces, and shook their heads
Immediately there was even louder laughter at the scene
At this time, Feng Fan regained his spirit and said, "How to change it?"

Li Pingan clapped his hands and said, "Sing allegro during the show!"

After Li Pingan finished speaking, he immediately started singing..
"There are dozens of bamboo boards. Let's not boast about anything else. Let's praise the traditional gourmet Goubuli steamed stuffed bun. What's so good about this Goubuli steamed stuffed bun? It's thin skin, big stuffing, [-] folds, It's like a flower. This is a description of Baozi, you can't use it indiscriminately. If you praise this girl for being beautiful, she looks like a flower, but you must never say that this girl looks like a bun!"

"it is good!!--"

The audience shouted in unison. This allegro song is novel and pleasant, and it has a different kind of magic, so everyone can't help but sing along.

Seeing the reaction at the scene, Li Pingan's eyes lit up, and he said, "How is it?"

Feng Fan nodded and said, "You can try."

Li Pingan said perfunctorily with a smile: "No, it's useless."

Feng Fan smiled and said, "It's nothing."

Li Pingan: "No board, allegro, you know, it's just...uh."

I saw Feng Fan took out two allegro boards out of nowhere, and said with a smile, "I'm taking them with me."

"Why do you bring it with you? You have to make flowers. It's like a decoration. Who cares?" Li Pingan said with a look of disgust.

I saw Feng Fan immediately showed his unique skills, allegro with one hand went from slow to fast, and his hands took off, as if there was a feeling of a flower blooming.

There was constant applause at the scene, and Li Pingan, who was disgusted at first, also came over again. After Feng Fan finished beating, Li Pingan nodded and said, "Okay, you have dinner!"

puff~~~~~~
Hahahahaha~~~
"This young man can do it."

"This little mouth is badly damaged, why didn't I know it before."

"The hosting of the show is also quite good, and the cross talk performance is also good."

The scene was full of praise, and they expressed a high degree of recognition for Li Pingan's performance.

In the main control room, Luo Pinxian also looked at the show on the stage with a smile on his face. The first shot of the Spring Festival Gala was fired.

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