Legend of comedians

Chapter 509 Three Days
At this moment, audiences across the country are watching the cross talk between Li Pingan and Feng Fan on TV..
On the stage, the two of them didn't write any ink, and went straight to the point..
"Central interview!"

Feng Fan gave a loud shout, the band behind caught up with the rhythm, and Li Pingan followed closely
"There are so many bamboo boards, let's not boast about anything else, let's talk about that in today's central interview! Let's talk about that, let's talk about that, let's talk about that, let's talk about that!"

Huge laughter came from the scene again. Li Pingan was obviously trying to catch the ducks on the shelves, and he was trying to say something at this time, which brought a lot of laughter.

Even Feng Fan on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and at the next rhythm point, he directly said: "Let's talk about that!"

After finishing speaking, he pushed Li Pingan a bit and said, "Are you poor or not!"

At this time, Li Pingan immediately continued: "Hey, let's boast, Huaguo has settled in the top ten rich, powerful and civilized countries, and this review group has a pretty big organization."

I laughed again at the scene, and my stomach hurts, so you can say goodbye, but when you mention the "review agency", what does it mean to make a bun in your hand?
"Thin skin and big stuffing with eighteen folds."

The audience's eyes lit up, wondering if Li Pingan would get involved with Baozi again, but at this moment Li Pingan quickly stopped the car and said, "It can't be Baozi!"

hahahahahahahahahaha.
The scene laughed like crazy, this guy is really poor!

"The Huamei negotiation was extremely difficult. It was finally won after our persistent efforts. The U.S. representative is still a woman."

Like a woman, Li Pingan pinched her hands into orchid fingers, and said in a coquettish manner: "Just after signing the agreement, she added more conditions! Tonight's banquet, I don't want to eat anything else, so I don't care if I eat it. Can eat three, don't look at this female representative, she is usually dignified and unrestrained, when she sees the buns are served, she grabs them with her hands, and her mouth is still straight, good, good, delicious, in our American dialect it is called "foreign" Ruigood'."

Puff~~~~~~~~~
"This young man can kill me with laughter, this dialect-like English is really"

"Contracted my jokes for half a year, it's so funny."

"Hahahaha, I haven't seen such a novel sketch for a long time."

"I seem to have returned to more than ten years ago, this year is full of flavor!"

"Allegro sings well!!"

clap clap clap clap clap ~~~~
With constant applause, "Old Songs, New Songs" finally played its excellent features. Just like the saying, classics are classics everywhere.

The subsequent drum clip and Li Pingan's teasing of the Huaguo men's football team led to a trend, and there were even more turbulent comments on the Internet
"Smoking a cigarette and taking a corner kick? Isn't the black man too strong?"

"Hahahaha...the Huaguo men's football team should be hacked, who made them so unlucky."

"Listening to the big belly one by one, Li Dashen just said it, and the picture immediately appeared in my mind."

"The men's football is not finished yet, let's watch the women's football."

"This half sentence is inseparable from Goubuli. Did God Li accept an advertisement from any company?"

"Hahahahaha, it's so funny, maybe it's not necessarily true."

People all over the country are crazy about this leading cross talk.

The Spring Festival Gala pays attention to everything, and takes care of all age groups, and this cross talk has perfectly achieved this.

Allegro and Dagu are the cultural methods favored by the older generation, but Li Pingan and Feng Fan have added some novel changes in them, making this culture less monotonous, especially the "ridiculous" central interview. It got a lot of love together.

It was originally a serious program, but it was made funny by Li Pingan
But no one cared too much, even the two hosts of the central interview laughed and applauded from the audience, which brought the first language program of the Spring Festival Gala to a successful conclusion.

Just after the performance, a small dance program was interspersed. Li Pingan hurriedly returned to the dressing room to change his clothes, and then followed Li Shishi back onto the stage to prepare for the curtain call.

There are a total of five stages in the No. [-] studio hall, so there is more than enough time to prepare stage props
The stage director in front of him stretched out his palms and began to bend them one by one, making a countdown.

three!
two!
One!

When the red light came on, Li Pingan and Li Shishi stood in front of the camera. Li Pingan took the lead with a smile and said, "Thank you for the wonderful performance of the Tianjing Children's Art Troupe. These children are the future talents of the country. From the stage just now We can see that today's motherland has undergone earth-shaking changes, thanks to good education and excellent teachers."

"Yes." Li Shishi took the words very naturally, and said: "As the saying goes, famous teachers produce high-quality apprentices. We should not only thank these children, but also thank the teachers who taught them dance behind the scenes."

"Teachers, you have worked hard." The two said in unison.

After talking about the topic, Li Shishi began to enter the joking session. The time period of the announcement stage was increased to give Li Pingan more room for entertainment.

"Hey, I'm safe, I'm not as good as the sketch just now. Your allegro and big drum are also better, right?"

Li Pingan waved his hand modestly and said: "It's average, it's just average, I can't bear your praise."

"Then tell me, how much energy did you spend learning these things?"

Li Pingan pursed his lips, and said: "In fact, traditional culture is very difficult to learn. It requires not only hard work, but also a kind of talent. I am so stupid, so it took a lot of time."

"it is good!!!"

Some old artists applauded loudly. Today's traditional culture has not sold much, and more of it is offered in museums as exhibits. Therefore, a young man like Li Pingan can face up to this cultural legacy, which makes them very happy. proud of.

There were constant applause at the scene, but more of them were booing
Li Shishi read the scene, nodded and said: "Yes, I also know a few people in the industry. They are all masters who specialize in this culture. Now they are gray-haired and are studying persistently, so I think Ping An must be the next one." A lot of hard work."

After finishing speaking, Li Shishi blinked and said, "But how long is a lot of time? You have to give everyone a unit of measurement, right?"

Li Pingan said with some twitching; "I don't want it anymore, it will only increase the joke if I say it."

"It's okay, you see so many audience friends are waiting." After finishing speaking, Li Shishi took the lead in booing: "Isn't it?"

"Say!!"

Everyone at the scene laughed and shouted in unison.

Now Li Pingan became even more entangled, and finally glanced at Li Shishi and said, "Really?"

Li Shishi pretended to be funny, and said impatiently, "Tell me the truth!"

Li Pingan: "Three days!"

After finishing speaking, he pouted, looked up at the ceiling, frowned slightly, with an expression of 'why am I so stupid'
Master Li: "."

Everyone: "."

I was most afraid of the sudden silence of the air, and there was a dead silence at the scene, but then there was a huge laughter.

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A more sent! !
Today, I changed one first, and the big back tooth started to hurt again. I used to have a tooth decay and didn’t dare to pull it out because of the pain. Now it hurts so much that my cheeks are swollen. I have to bear it and go to pull the tooth tomorrow.

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(End of this chapter)