Yipin Village Girl: Pick up an emperor to farm

Chapter 203 Telling Jokes

At this time, Lu Xuening had already turned around and returned to the carriage, and they were interacting with Feng Xingyun, asking and answering.In Ning Yuantang's eyes, there are two people, one fresh and pure and beautiful, the other gentle and outstanding, they are really a good match!
Although this situation is exactly what he tried his best to match, but...

If he is ignored and ignored, driving a car with cold wind blowing, while the stove is burning in the car, accompanied by a beautiful woman, with deep affection, it is based on his pain!This is not okay, he won't do it!

So he yelled loudly.

"What kind of joke is this? It's obviously just an exam! It's not funny at all."

It made him feel more depressed.Moreover, the big brother usually looks so loyal, but at the critical moment, he has the opposite sex and no humanity at all!

……

Lu Xuening and Feng Xingyun looked at each other silently, what's wrong with this guy, he can't answer and blame others, good guy!
"Then what do you want?" Feng Xingyun said a little funny, listening to the tone of this guy A Tang, he complained like a kid who was cheating.

"To tell a joke, you must tell a joke. Let everyone tell one. If you can't make people laugh, you have to perform a show for everyone. Do you agree?" Suddenly felt that his idea was very good, Ning Yuantang's eyes widened. Beaming excitement offers.

What kind of idea is that?Xiao Shunzi said sadly, "Do I want to talk too?"

"That's natural, everyone has a share, each person speaks one, and takes turns to speak."

"But I can't..." Xiao Shunzi said weakly, Lu Xuening patted his head to express comfort, it doesn't matter if you can't speak, sister will help you explain.

Ning Yuantang, who made up his own mind there, began to talk about it, regardless of whether they agreed or not, he just started talking.

"Once upon a time, there was a young monk who took a long bamboo pole in the yard in the middle of the night and swung it at the night sky. The old monk was woken up and asked him: What the hell are you doing without sleeping in the middle of the night? Little monk He replied with trepidation: Master, I want the stars in the sky, but I can't reach them... The old monk was furious and scolded: "Idiot, you can't even solve such a simple question. You are so stupid. How can you do it standing here?" ? Can't climb the roof enough!"

"Hehe, that old monk is even more stupid than the young monk!" Xiao Shunzi was overjoyed after hearing this, clapping his hands and laughing.The old monk also said that others are stupid, so he is as stupid as the young monk!

"Hehe, you little guy is quick to react. Who's next?"

"Let me tell." Feng Xingyun said with a smile.

"There are quack doctors who mistakenly administered medicine and killed people. The sick family punished the doctor's family to sing an elegy and carry the coffin for the funeral. The doctor sang: "Three generations have been the imperial physician, heh cough. The wife sang: The husband's work hurts the wife, heh cough. The youngest son Said: But the undead are very heavy, cough. The eldest son said: From now on, we will only pick up thin doctors, cough.

"Hahaha, it's so funny! What you said rhymes quite well." Lu Xuening laughed out loud after listening to it. Feng Xingyun's story was really funny, and everyone's joy was immediately brought up.

It was Lu Xuening's turn to speak.When her smile eased, she thought for a while before speaking.

"The wolf cub has been a vegetarian since birth. The wolf father and mother racked their brains to train the wolf cub to hunt. Finally, one day, the wolf father and wolf mother were relieved to see their son chasing the rabbit wildly. The wolf cub caught the rabbit and said fiercely: Boy! Take the carrot Hand it over!"

(End of this chapter)