Yipin Village Girl: Pick up an emperor to farm

Chapter 204 Telling Jokes

It was Xiao Shunzi's turn to make a joke, the little guy was so impatient, he looked at Lu Xuening for help, Lu Xuening thought of a joke suitable for children, and told him quietly.Then Xiao Shunzi nervously told the joke.

"... The little rabbit said: My mother called me Little Tutu, which sounds nice! The little pig said: My mother called me Little Pig, which sounds nice too! The little dog said: My mother called me Puppy Dog, which sounds nice too! Chick Said: You talk, I'll go first!"

After Xiao Shunzi finished telling the joke, Feng Xingyun and Ning Yuantang were silent, they didn't laugh.In this feudal era, this joke is a bit too bold. Although Xiao Shunzi is just a child, but... the person who taught him was Ah Ning!Ah Ning is really too bold, is this a little girl's idea?

Xiao Shunzi was upset, "Sister, the joke you told me is not funny at all, you see, the big brothers don't laugh at all."

This is a bit of a dirty joke, but it's actually not a big deal when it comes out of a child's mouth.Lu Xuening said dissatisfied, "It's not funny, it's called a bad joke, of course it's not as straightforward as a hot joke, isn't it funny?"

She turned her head and asked Feng Xingyun, "Isn't it funny? It's funny, isn't it?"

"Hehe, yes, it's very funny." Feng Xingyun laughed out of face.It turns out that jokes are hot and cold!
Lu Xuening said: "Actually, there are two parts to this cold joke, do you want to hear it?"

Feng Xingyun and Ning Yuantang were sweating coldly on their foreheads!Does he listen or not?Although they used to get together among big men, and occasionally talked some nasty things, but that was when there were no women around.But does Ah Ning really want to talk?

Naturally, Lu Xuening didn't understand what was going on in their hearts, so she spoke up on her own.

"The rogue said: People call me a ronin, it sounds good! The samurai said: People call me a warrior, it sounds good too! The master said: People call me an expert, it sounds good too! The swordsman said: You talk, I'll go first!"

"General Li Zongren said: I have benevolence! General Fu Zuoyi said: I have righteousness! General Zuo Quan said: I have rights! General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!"

After hearing this, Feng Xingyun still smiled slightly.

"It's not bad, you've passed the test." Ning Yuantang said, startled, luckily it's not what they imagined!
"However, Ah Ning, I don't seem to know any of the generals you are talking about. Which country is it?"

"Uh...haha, I made it up randomly." Lu Xuening explained with a smile.

Feng Xingyun only had a faint expression, without any change.Maybe she did make it up, and the surrounding countries have never heard of a general with such a name.Just asking Ah Ning to say this, the funny atmosphere suddenly disappeared.Oh, what should I do?
"Ah Ning, you see that you have lost all the atmosphere of life. It is said that you made a foul, why don't you put on a show for us!"

"But, didn't you say you've passed the test?" Lu Xuening objected.

"Didn't I almost cry when I saw Xiao Shunzi! I was afraid that he would be unhappy, so I forced you to pass!" Ning Yuan Chang stretched his body, turned his head and whispered next to Lu Xuening.

"A Tang, drive your carriage well!" Feng Xingyun reminded him not to drive the carriage astray.It's dishonest to ask him to drive a car, why would he find it an eyesore when he suddenly sees A Tang and A Ning getting too close together, even though he knows that they are nothing at all.But he just couldn't help feeling uncomfortable.

"It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to worry about my skills!" Ning Yuantang said nonchalantly, the horse will figure out the road by itself, and he basically doesn't need to worry about it.He only needs to swing the whip on time, pull down the rein and adjust the direction.

"Of course we don't feel relieved when you look like this." Lu Xuening muttered softly.

"Don't worry, you still have to perform! Don't try to get away with it."

In the end, Lu Xuening had no choice but to sing a song.

(End of this chapter)