The ultimate superstar of Huayu

Chapter 17 Allegro
"Next, please enjoy the sketch "Old Songs and New Songs" by Fang Han and Han Yu, majors in electronic engineering."

In the auditorium of Kyoto Institute of Technology, college students gathered, and the welcome party had already started for half an hour.

The opening dance was Han Yu's "GOODBOY", which made Fang Han, who was waiting in the background, angry and looked at Han Yu with resentment.

At this time, in the backstage, Han Yu was broadcasting the live broadcast with his mobile phone in his hand, and he didn't feel any resentment towards Fang Han.

"Corn? You gave yourself this name?" Han Yu was looking at the screen of his mobile phone, looking at the barrage above. The barrage displayed on the barrage was the name given to him by his fans.

"Okay, okay, okay! That's the name." Han Yu couldn't help roaring in his heart, I also have a fan group, and I am also a star with Han Yu's global fan support group.

"It's time for my show."

"Is it funny? Of course it's funny! This is a two-person skit, in which I will show you the skills of Allegro and JD Drum."

With the official broadcast of the first episode of "Fire Information Bureau" at noon today, Han Yu's followers have increased again, and now he is heading towards 150 million followers. This is a very good start.

"Well, is there a new song? Yes, soon, probably next week, the new song will come out, and it's me and sister Ke who sang together."

Han Yu watched the barrage and answered some questions from the fans. Before he knew it, the time passed.

At this time, a classmate from the student union came to inform Fang Han that the next program would be their sketch.

"Okay, the following live broadcast will be managed by my assistant, and my show will start soon."

Han Yu handed the mobile phone to life assistant Zhao Qiaoqiao.The latter turned a corner from the backstage with his mobile phone, walked to the front of the stage, and pointed the camera at the stage, so that the skit "Old Songs and New Songs" on the stage could be broadcast live simultaneously.

Fang Han: The two of us will perform a sketch for you today.

Han Yu: Yes, although I am not from the Polytechnic University, we are brothers.

Fang Han: Of course, dear buddies, we are going to this stop, just like this, we are twins
what.

Han Yu looked at Fang Han's appearance, and then said: Who wants to say that there is a little difference, how bad is the look in his eyes.

Fang Han: The pursuit is the same

Han Yu: I will do whatever he does

Fang Han: I'm going to make a movie

Han Yu: I will be a producer
Fang Han: I want to play a hero
Han Yu: I will act as a role model
Fang Han: I want to play a hooligan
Han Yu: I will play the jerk
Fang Han: I want to do a small business
Han Yu: I will practice on the floor

Fang Han: I want to take a green onion
Han Yu: I'm going to run away from others

Fang Han: I want to steal four potatoes

Han Yu: I will follow others' six eggs
Fang Han: I'm going to the detention center
Han Yu: I will come in, and I will send you box lunches every day

Fang Han was taken aback: Why don't you go in?

Han Yu: I am the insider of the police station, heh, heh, heh.

Fang Han: The bad luck is in your hands
Thanks to the good sound effects, the school leaders and students below all burst into laughter after hearing this passage.

Fang Han: New School
Han Yu: Yes, that’s right.

Fang Han: So, we have to do something serious, right?Brother Yu, I'm not just working on this, many CCTV programs are about to be released!

Han Yu: Yes!

Fang Han: This is an opportunity for us, hey, I have to help them.

Han Yu: Right, right.

Fang Han: Which column do you think I will help first?

Han Yu: Which column are you helping?Whichever column is weak, you can help that column!

Fang Han: That's right, I'll start with "Focus Interview".Hey, this focus interview. . .

Han Yu: Don’t, don’t, this column is not weak
At this point, the audience burst into laughter.Also help CCTV, do they want your help?Help whichever column is weak, and finally come to "Focus Interview", which is a popular program, okay?

Fang Han: Not weak yet?

Han Yu: Not weak, not weak, not weak

Fang Han: Sitting there alone, frowning and nagging, how monotonous it is!You want to use, you want. . .

Han Yu: What do you mean?
Fang Han: You want Shui Junyi and Fang Hongjin to sing Tianjin Allegro when they broadcast focus interviews
Han Yu: Huh?

As he spoke, Fang Han began to sing.

How many bamboo boards are there?
It's something else, we won't boast
I praise the traditional gourmet Goubuli steamed stuffed bun
What is so good about this dog ignoring the buns?
It is a thin skin with big stuffing and eighteen pleats
like a flower
This is to describe buns, you can't use it indiscriminately

Han Yu: Yes
Say this girl is as beautiful as a flower
Han Yu: You must never say that this girl looks like a bun

Fang Han: How is it?Just use this form, put new content, and the focus interview will become popular!Really, until then. . .

Han Yu: No, no, just at this moment, we welcome him today. How about broadcasting a focus interview for us in this way?
Han Yu looked at the audience below and greeted, and then came the shocking hello!The voice below became quieter, and the sketch continued.

Fang Han: Here?Use Tianjin Allegro to broadcast focus interviews?Hey, can't come

Han Yu: Why can't you come?
Fang Han: No board!

Han Yu: Did you bring anything?
Fang Han: Didn't you bring a board?
Han Yu: I'm taking it, I'm taking it!
Fang Han was embarrassed now: No, why did you bring it?You don't know how to play, and they want to make flowers with that thing, and the sound when you play it is like decoration, who will listen!

Han Yu: Hitting flowers.

After saying this, his hands trembled for a while, and the allegro began, crackling in a series, which was very pleasant to hear.

Fang Han: Good!The old society is going to have a meal!
Han Yu: Didn't catch up!Cut the nonsense, focus interview!
Fang Han: Now that it's started, there's a band?!
Fang Han started to broadcast "Focus Interview" with the voice of Allegro.

Fang Han: Is it a dozen bamboo boards?
Don't we brag about anything else?
Shall we talk about today's focus interview?
let's talk
Shall we talk?
Why!Shall we talk?
As soon as Han Yu heard the other party say something in succession, he felt anxious, but he slapped his lips without mercy: "Are you poor or not!"

Talk about China's entry into the list of economically prosperous and powerful countries?
How big is the WTO?
It has eighteen folds of thin skin and big stuffing?
It can't be a bun?
Are Sino-U.S. negotiations extremely difficult?
After our persistent efforts, we finally won?
The U.S. represents that she is still a woman?
Just after signing the agreement, she added conditions!
Party tonight?
I don't want to eat it?
Come on, if half a catty of dog ignores me, can I eat three in one bite?
Don't look at this female representative?
Usually dignified and chic?
When she saw the steamed stuffed buns being served?
She just grabs it with her hands?
Is that mouth still straight?
Good good taste great!
In our American words, it is Verygood!
this interview?
I broadcast it?
My name is Shui Junyi?
yes like a flower

Don't say that I, Xiao Shui, look like a steamed stuffed bun
Han Yu also followed Fang Han's words: Ah, my name is Fang Han
i'm not like a flower
But I have a big fat head and no folds
I do look like a bun
(End of this chapter)