The ultimate superstar of Huayu

Chapter 18 JD Drum
Fang Han: Who looks like a steamed stuffed bun?
Han Yu: Our focus interview is Baozi Shop, right? Can it be changed like this?
Fang Han: Can't it be changed like this?

Han Yu: Absolutely not!
Fang Han: Ah, then I will not change the focus interview, I will change it to the sports program.

Han Yu: Sports shows sing Tianjin Allegro?
Fang Han: It's perfect, really.

Han Yu: There are so many bamboo boards, let’s not boast about anything else, ah!I boast that League One and Two are Goubuli Steamed Buns?
Fang Han: How can it be? Sports programs must have higher pursuits?
Han Yu: Right, how can you sing Tianjin Allegro?No!

Fang Han: For sports shows, you have to sing Jingdong drums!As far as I know, I am the only one who can sing Jingdong Dagu in the whole country.

As he spoke, Fang Han began to sing.

The flaming sun just came out
Morning glow fills half the sky
There are two people walking on the road
An old man and a young man
Old man Zhang is over 50 years old this year
Followed by his daughter named Zhang Guilan
Old man Zhang sent his daughter to school
carry the luggage for his daughter

Guilan wants to pick up the pole
Daddy take a break to smoke a pipe
Don't look at this pole

Narrow at both ends

It doesn't bend if you don't put it on the load

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Trembling at both ends

No matter how heavy the weight is, it won't weigh your shoulders.

Fang Han bragged that he was the only one who could sing Jingdong Dagu, but when he sang, Han Yu also sang along.

Fang Han: Just use this format and add new content, then the sports program will become popular immediately
Han Yu: Really?
Fang Han: Until then. . .

Han Yu: Don't forget that time, this time. . .We continue to welcome him and broadcast a women's football game to us with Jingdong Drum

Fang Han: Here?Sing the women's football game with JD drums?can not come!
Han Yu: Why can't you come?
Fang Han: I didn’t bring Sanxian
Han Yu: I'm taking it with me!
Fang Han: Take it with you. . .

Han Yu shouted: Secretary Wang, bring the Sanxian.

Fang Han: You are a college student, and there is a secretary playing the strings?
Han Yu: Nonsense, there is an associate professor in the bath!
Han Yu picked up the sanxian and tried playing it a few times, and other music was mixed in the stereo.The main instrument of Jingdong Dagu, except for the singer holding the copper plate in his left hand and beating the drum with his right hand, the accompaniment instrument is mainly sanxian.Due to the simple accompaniment and tune, the performance depends entirely on the actors' singing skills and drumming skills.

And what Han Yu will show later is real kung fu. It will be broadcast live, and it will not be replaced by background music.

Fang Han: All right, let me say that this thing can't be done in two or three years.

Han Yu: Is it okay? I played cotton when I was young.

Fang Han: What are you singing?
Han Yu: Women's football!
So Fang Han began to sing

The flaming sun just came out
Half the sky came on the pitch

The Chinese team played with two people
Han Yu: How many?
not eleven
an old man. . .That's the coach
Han Yu: Introducing the team members

Sun Wen is over 50 years old this year
Han Yu: How old is it?
Fifteen, sixteen, 25, six
Han Yu: Maybe!
followed by her daughter
Han Yu: Who?

Aren't the female players all females?
Captain Sun Wen is not easy

She carries the burden and passes the ball

look at this ball

It has eighteen folds of thin skin and big stuffing

Are Goubuli buns so round?
Liu Ailing wants to pick up the pole

Ask Sun Wen to take a break and smoke a pipe

Sun Wen said I was going to shoot the goal
Let's smoke after shooting

Sun Wen's foot is so powerful

It is narrower at both ends and wider at the other

It won't bounce even if you don't put the ball on it
put the ball on both ends
It's that momentary bump
No matter how tricky the angle is, you can't miss it.

Han Yu played the three-stringed string very quickly, and Fang Han's words were also very smooth, but the content was completely off: Ouch, my mother!
Sun Wen shoots suddenly

Han Yu: Good!

hey hey hey...

Han Yu: Did the goal go in or not?

Fang Han: Wait for a while, only to see that ball!
Han Yu: How is it?
Fang Han: Run to that door!

Han Yu: We asked if you were in or not?

Fang Han: Hey hey hey... You want to ask if the football is in or not... Let's talk about it in the next rebroadcast.

Han Yu pushed Fang Han.

Fang Han: How is it, huh?After such a broadcast, what will fans and friends across the country do?
Han Yu: It is certain that you will be beaten. You cannot take care of yourself if you are beaten.Is there such a change?
I have no objection to you changing the column, but you have to change it according to certain rules, you can't make random changes!

Fang Han: Yes, yes, Brother Yu, and all the audience, classmates and leaders here, I assure you that I will never change the sports program again.

Han Yu: That's right.

Fang Han: I'll change the weather forecast!With this weather forecast, you can’t sing Jingdong drums anymore.
It has to be Tianjin Allegro, right?
Han Yu: There are so many bamboo boards
It's a snowflake as big as a flower
I took a closer look and saw that there were Goubuli steamed stuffed buns in the sky!
Fang Han: What a mess

Han Yu: Isn’t this your way of thinking?

Fang Han: My idea is that if you sing the weather forecast with popular songs, then you will have the feeling of the new century

Han Yu: Really?Then let's continue to welcome!

Fang Han: Here?Singing the weather forecast in a pop song?
Han Yu: That's right.

Fang Han: I can't come
Han Yu: Why can't you come?

Fang Han: I didn't bring it. . .

Han Yu: Did you bring anything?
Fang Han: I figured it out, you are the worst in the audience!Oh, what will I do What will you bring, what will I do What will you bring?Guitar!Did you bring it?
Han Yu: Oh, I really didn't bring this.

Fang Han: Guitar in our jargon!Secretary Shi, bring me my guitar!
Han Yu: You also have a secretary, wow, is it a female secretary?
Fang Han: Nonsense, who will take the man!OK?

Han Yu: I'll try, play and sing by myself!
I can't dream without you even if the night never comes again

I can't be without you in my heart even though my heart is broken

Fang Han: Okay, at this level, at our door, you can listen to seven paragraphs for a penny

Han Yu: Poor or not, you!Get started now with Weather Forecast!

Fang Han:

one two three four

I've heard of the new century of the future, but I haven't seen it

Going forward 2000 years ahead is magnificent
The wind adjusts the rain and the people's hearts are happy
The country is rich, the people are strong, and the weather in China is good.
Oh, oh, oh, the weather in Huaxia is good, oh, oh, oh

Han Yu: Isn’t it windy in foreign countries?
Fang Han: What did you say?
Han Yu: Isn't it windy in foreign countries?
Fang Han: Scrape!

Han Yu: What level?
Fang Han: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven

When he got here, the Allegro in Han Yu's hand also started hitting.And Fang Han continued to sing.

Fang Han:

How many bamboo boards are there?
Let's not boast

I praise the traditional gourmet Goubuli steamed stuffed bun
People say that Fang Han is like a flower
In fact, I think Han Yucai is like a dog ignoring buns

Han Yu: I tricked you into messing with you

"Old Songs and New Songs" is over!

The skit by Han Yu and Fang Han ended, and there was thunderous applause on the field.It's so beautiful, and it sounds so good.

It's good-looking, because the funny elements in it are really good, and I laughed out loud when I watched it.And the good sounds are the various languages ​​interspersed in the sketches of the two, including Kyoto dialect and Beijing-Tianjin dialect, which are playful and fun.

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