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Chapter 87 "Renovation"
Han Yu didn't know about these external discussions, he only knew that he was going to Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV for the last episode of "Comedy Story" finals.

In this sketch, apart from Han Yu and Ma Teng, Ma Teng's good friend, Song Yang from the Happy Twist Team is also included.In "Charlotte Annoyance" is a clown, and this sketch just needs such a clown, so let him call over.

Came to Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV, Han Yu and Ma Teng met.

Because I haven't been here for more than two months, some familiar people have left this stage, leaving only strangers.

There was not much time to be sentimental, and after Song Yang also arrived, the three of Han Yu began to rehearse.

Now Han Yu's acting skills are more and more mature, and he wrote some of the sketches, so it's not too difficult to rehearse.

Time passed, and in the blink of an eye, it was Friday.

"Comedy Story" is finally on the air.

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"Han Yu and Ma Teng are finally back in "Comedy Story". It's been a long wait!"

"Yeah, despite so many episodes of comedy works, I still think their team's works are the best."

"I feel the same way. In current comedy works, we have experienced many laughing points on the Internet. Basically, they can only make me smile slightly, but the works of Han Yu's team can make me laugh out loud."

"Watching "Comedy Story" tonight, I have Mr. Yu from my family. Watching "Happy Camp" tomorrow night, I will also have Mr. Yu from my family. Wow, this week is so happy."

"Upstairs is a loyal fan, so am I. It's a good relationship."

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As the TV program officially started to broadcast, there were fewer people chatting on Post Bar and Weibo.

I saw the two hosts, Mr. Guo and Mr. Liu, walking onto the stage.

"After more than two months of competition, four groups of comedy teams were finally produced. Tonight, they will compete again, and only one team can win our final trophy."

"Cruel, very cruel. From the beginning of the show, every schedule, three teams are eliminated, and only one team can enter the finals. The cruelty from beginning to end, who can win today and take away our King of Comedy trophy .”

"Today's protagonists are not the two of us, so we don't have much to say, let's go straight to the topic, and invite our first team to play."

The host did not name the members of the first group, but left this question to the audience.

On the last stage like this, who is ahead and who is behind has almost no influence.

As soon as the voice fell, the team members came on stage.

This is a group of unfamiliar teams, because Han Yu has never seen the works of this team, so he watched them seriously in the separate room at the back.

However, Han Yu looked at it for a while, and something was wrong in his heart.

The theme of this work is very good, it is a story about love.The work embodies the tragic love story from being young to being old.

However, from the beginning to the end, Han Yu felt that there were very few laughs.On the contrary, it is very provocative.

It's not that sketches can't be sensational, like every year's Spring Festival Gala sketches, the ending is a bit sensational.However, there is also a focus, most of the front is funny, and it will be sensational after a while.

However, this skit feels sensational from beginning to end.I don't know what other people think, but Han Yu feels very embarrassed.

Soon, the second work came up.

Han Yu still looked at it seriously.This is a sitcom based on the childhood game Contra. The jokes are ordinary and very ordinary.However, the performers are very cheap, which is in line with this comedy work.

Overall, it's okay.

The third work is about the old man who keeps reporting false alarms at home.The real purpose is because of loneliness, I want to find someone to chat with me.

The concept is very Spring Festival Gala style, and the performance and lines are not bad, but the audience in this mode is a bit too much, so there is no big surprise.

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With the broadcast of the TV program, Han Yu's team did not come out for a long time, and the QQ group of Han Yu's fans also began to chat.

"Why hasn't my Mr. Yu come out yet? These few comedies are enough, I don't think they are as good as my Mr. Yu's previous works."

"I think so too. However, don't say such things, so as not to cause a war. Although we are not afraid, it is unnecessary."

"Hey, don't worry about those upstairs. Since my husband is the last one, it must be the best work."

"Hey, such an analysis makes sense."

"TV stations want ratings, so naturally they have to put the best works at the end."

"Ah, it's on stage, my husband is on stage."

"Stop talking, sisters, I'm going to see my husband."

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Han Yu first stepped onto the stage, holding a bucket of paint in both hands, and said: Hey, dear audience friends, hello everyone!

The audience responded very strongly, and there were a lot of fans sitting below, "Good!"

Han Yu: Ouch!This year, I bought a new house. I bought a new house and I am busy with decoration.The decoration procedure is the same, every household smashes the wall first!
While talking, Han Yu walked to the props on the stage: Hey, my new house has arrived, and I invite you to come and visit me when the decoration is finished.

Put down the paint bucket, take out the key and start to open the door: take a look, the door of the new house is beautiful!
However, after opening it for a long time, the door couldn't be opened, which is so embarrassing.I can only force it down, "Oh, look at this door panel, look at this door lock, look... look... you... oh, the quality of this anti-theft door is really good, and the keys of my house are all I can't poke it open!"

Han Yu shouted: Ma Dahammer!
Immediately, Ma Teng came on stage, dressed in old-fashioned professional clothing, with a big hammer on his shoulder.

Ma Teng: Hey, I'm coming!With the east wind blowing and the drums beating, the decoration is inseparable from the horse sledgehammer.If you smash this house and that house, let me smash whoever I smash.Brother!
Han Yu: Oh.

Ma Teng asked curiously: Who are you hitting?
Han Yu: Slam the door!
Ma Teng: Smash...?Brother, isn't it a pity that the door that was so good was smashed down?

Han Yu didn't take it seriously: Oh, anyway, the house needs to be replaced after the renovation.

Ma Teng asked curiously: Why do you have to change the door?
Han Yu: Think about it: I want you to do the renovation, so I want to give you the key, right?

Ma Teng nodded: Yes.

Han Yu: Take this key and come every day, right?
Ma Teng nodded again: Then we have to come!

Han Yu: You will be on your way in a month or two.You may still come when the house is decorated and there is no one in our house!

Ma Teng's temper immediately came up: what do you mean you are?

Han Yu: Oh, why don't you understand?To put it bluntly, changing the door is not to prevent thieves, but mainly to prevent you from decorating.

Ma Teng swung his hammer, threateningly: How can you talk like that?Uh?Is the decoration insulting?It is also anti-decoration, do I still need to use the key if I really want to enter this door?

Han Yu looked at the hammer of the opponent's weapon, and he was stunned: You, you, you just...

Such a cowardly look, but Han Yu has never acted before, so let the audience below watch it haha, expressing in their hearts that such a Han Yu is definitely not my husband.

Ma Teng groaned and chirped twice, and then smashed the door open with a hammer: Do I still need the key?Doesn't this come in?Tell me about it.

Ma Teng entered.Han Yu picked up the paint bucket and followed.

Han Yu showed a trembling look: I'm sorry...

Ma Teng: The key is not talking like you!
Han Yu: Ah, no, no, do you think this is good? I will give this to you when you take it apart.

Ma Teng: I'm sorry, the last thing we need in rural areas is security doors.

Han Yu: Why?
Ma Teng: Every household has dogs.Not to brag to you, one good dog from me is equal to five security guards from you...

Han Yu: Huh? !
This is really surprising, even the Tibetan mastiff is not so fierce, right?
Ma Teng:. . .Baton in hand.

Han Yu: Oh, I was shocked!

Even if this matter has been revealed, Han Yu said: Come and see how our new house is.

Ma Teng: Quite spacious.

Han Yu: Ah!It didn't work in the past.In the past, I only lived in four square meters.The wind leaks in winter and the rain leaks in summer. Three people live in one bed, and the child always squeezes in the middle.I want to have sex with my wife at night, but the conditions simply don't allow it.

Han Yu unknowingly made a side-kick, which was very clever.Let the audience at the scene and the audience in front of the TV all laugh.

They all said in their hearts: "Old driver"

(End of this chapter)