The ultimate superstar of Huayu

Chapter 88 "Renovation"
Seeing the ratings gradually increase, the smile on the program director's face got bigger and bigger, "Look, this is the real little fresh meat, and this is the true manifestation of strength."

Assistant Li Xiang also nodded, "Music talent, acting skills, and comedy talent, such little fresh meat is the real young fresh meat."

This episode of the show is already the last episode of "Comedy Story", but the director has already thought about it.

"With the current results of "Comedy Story", it is still a bit difficult to climb up? You need to make some more achievements!"

"However, planning a new variety show is definitely not an option. That would be too risky. Just do something to add icing on the cake."

"The icing on the cake still falls on Han Yu's head. However, "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" has been exclusively broadcast by other TV stations, and "The Best of Us" is a positioned online drama."

"Wait, how about buying the copyright of "The Best of Us" and broadcasting it on TV?" Thinking of this, he shook his head, "No, this is a matter for the film and television department, and I can't get involved."

"After the show "Comedy Story" is over, next week will be "Ace vs. Ace". This can work, and the crew of "The Best of Us" can be put on the show."

Thinking of the program "Ace Vs Ace", the director's thoughts diverged again, "Is it possible for Han Yu to replace the current members in next year's "Run, Brother"?"

The members of "Running Brothers" have changed several times, but the current members seem a bit unbalanced, with too many weak members and too few strong members.Therefore, it is not easy to arrange the game link.

In order to complete the game, the program team can only resort to some cheating methods.However, the audience's eyes are discerning, and they have already seen the fraud from the programs broadcast.The show's reputation has fallen a lot.

"Han Yu has great physical strength and strength. If he joins "Run, Brother", he should be able to bring this show back from the ashes."

"However, there are still many things to be resolved."

Han Yu didn't know what the director of the TV station was thinking, he was just performing his own sketch.

Ma Teng looked up, down, left, and right: Is there any need to say that?If you look at this body (, you know that you used to live in a very narrow place.

Han Yulian showed an angry face: Hi!What do you mean my figure is clipped out?
Ma Teng: It does matter!Your house is the same as raising livestock in our countryside!
Han Yuyi 囧: Huh?
Ma Teng: Those with small sheds don’t grow tall, and those with small enclosures don’t grow fat.Now that the house is bigger, the children are all taller than their parents.

Han Yu: Nonsense!
Ma Teng: What nonsense?
Han Yu: Your height has nothing to do with the height of your house.

Ma Teng: How can he be okay?
Han Yu: Then let me ask you!

Ma Teng: Say it.

Han Yu: Is Yao Ming tall?
Ma Teng: High.

Han Yu: Is it related to their house?
Ma Teng: It has been said on the Internet: basketball superstar Yao Ming’s house has no roof; skit star Pan Changjiang’s house is like a water tank.What do you think the child is holding back?
Han Yu: Hahaha!You are so funny!
Ma Teng looked at Han Yu's bucket of paint: I find you more interesting.

Han Yu: What's the matter?
Ma Teng: You said you still need to buy a bucket of paint by yourself?
Han Yu: Of course!Decoration is to carry forward the spirit of "Four No Fears".

Ma Teng: "Four fears"?
Han Yu held up four fingers: not afraid of trouble, not afraid of contributing, not afraid of rework, not afraid of getting angry.In order to prevent the foreman from cheating on you, just buy a small screw, and I will go there personally, cheap!
Ma Teng: How much is a screw?

Han Yu said seriously: Mao!

Ma Teng: How about the taxi fare?
Han Yu: Seventeen!

Ma Teng sighed: This head is kicked by a donkey in our countryside!Let me tell you, according to what you said, there are "four basic results".

Han Yu: What?
Ma Teng: That is, the family is basically wiped out, the body is basically injured, the life is basically messed up, and the husband and wife are basically dead.

Han Yu grabbed Ma Teng's hand: Oh, I feel the same way!

Matt: Right!
Han Yu: Ever since I started decorating, my wife has been arguing with me every day.During the day, quarrel with your little workers; at night, quarrel with my husband!

Ma Teng shook Han Yu's hand vigorously: Then you have to make it clear to your sister-in-law that you can treat your husband as a worker during the day, but you must not treat our worker as your husband at night!
Han Yu: Got it... You took advantage of me, didn't you?
Ma Teng: We don't work overtime at night.

Han Yu: Really, disturbing the people!
Han Yu let go of this topic and started talking about business instead.Pointing to the prop wall, he said: Come and see.I am going to install a 56-inch rear projection in this place, and this distance is a little close.

Ma Teng: It's a little close.

Han Yu made a big cross on the wall: first smash this wall... down!
Ma Teng: Brother, no problem!Isn't it just this wall!But don't say... He stopped in the middle of speaking, "Brother, this wall can't be smashed."

Han Yu: Why?
Ma Teng: Behind this is the toilet!

Han Yu: Why can't toilets be smashed?
Ma Teng: Think about it, the front is the TV, and the back is the toilet.If you want a convenience, isn't it live broadcast?

Han Yu was almost sprained by Ma Teng's words and fell to the ground, "Why don't you know anything about romance?"

Ma Teng: Why do I not understand romance?
Han Yu: Do you think this toilet is just for convenience?
Ma Teng: I don't understand what else the toilet can do because it's inconvenient.

Han Yu pressed Ma Teng on the seat, facing the rear projection, and said: You can take a shower, you can take a bath.Just think about it, if you're sitting here watching TV and my wife is sitting there taking a shower...

Ma Teng: Then I am interested in watching TV, I...

Han Yu pushed Ma Teng away, and said angrily: "I'll sit here and watch!"
Ma Teng: Then what am I doing?

Han Yu: Hit the wall!
Ma Teng: Hit the wall!Brother, I'm on the sledgehammer!
Han Yu: Hurry up!
Just as Ma Teng raised his sledgehammer to smash it, Han Yu stopped screaming.

Ma Teng stopped abruptly: Brother, tell me.

Han Yu: The salary hasn't been discussed yet.

Ma Teng: Oh, yes, the prices of the hammers vary.Small hammer forty, big hammer eighty.

Han Yu: (surprised) This is doubled?

Ma Teng: Brother, the sledgehammer is equivalent to a big name, the appearance fee must be high for this amount.

Han Yu: Hehe, eighty is eighty!
Ma Teng: Thank you, brother, I'm eighty!Thank you brother!It's broken!
Han Yu: Smash it!

Ma Teng: Eight!ten!Eight!ten……

As Ma Teng smashed it, he shouted eighty.Han Yu let out another cry out eagerly.

Ma Teng staggered: Ouch, big brother!When swinging the hammer, the most taboo is to call stop, it is easy to protrude the lumbar disc!
(End of this chapter)