My assistant is Nuwa

Chapter 18 Big Beam Bicycles
"Well, that's about it."

"What, Xiaowa? You've been with me for so long, can't you tell who I am? You're afraid that I'll tell others even if you tell me, what's the matter?" Zhou Yi was a little angry.

"Zhou Yi, you have to understand me. Of course I don't distrust you. It's just that these things are too much involved. I told you that I came to save mankind. If my plan really fails, I will Of course I will tell you all the reasons, and you must help me, only you..."

Although Nuwa spoke very emotionally, the confused Zhou Yi interrupted her impatiently: "Only I am your friend, right? What am I going to help you with? Save mankind? Xiaowa, look If I am like this, my parents who were beaten can't recognize me, what else can I do for you?"

"I really need your help, not because only you are my friend, but because only you have that thing in you, and if I'm wrong, I'll tell you everything, and the thing in you I will help you with things... In the words of your modern people, it is 'activation', well, I will help you activate it, so that it will not be too troublesome to use your power to save mankind." Nuwa said seriously.

"Then why don't you activate it now, and I'll watch and study Hollywood blockbusters immediately, such as Spider-Man, Superman, Mr. Bean, etc., and I promise to appear in front of you as a savior." Zhou Yi said happily.

"Not yet, I have to test my idea, because if it is really resolved by force, it will inevitably cause huge losses, but if my idea succeeds, the loss can be minimized, without knowing it save mankind."

Zhou Yi sarcastically said: "Look, it's no wonder that the saviors who are so popular are all from foreigners. You Chinese saviors are too low-key. As long as you rely on this righteous purpose, even if you turn the world upside down, you will still be famous." Who will remember you if you save mankind unknowingly?"

Nuwa shook her head and said nothing more.

Zhou Yi also sighed, and said: "Forget it, I won't pursue these things anymore, anyway, I can't find out why, so it's all up to you to operate, since I'm "fortunate" to meet God, and listen to your tone I'm still an important character, so I have to take care of everything, but I'll make sure now."

Nu Wa raised her head: "Say it."

"This thing in my body has been teased by you, right? Then will it play a role every time I encounter danger in the future?" Zhou Yi also hopes that this thing can show its skills in times of crisis. Nuwa gave herself a new benefit.

But Nuwa shook her head and replied, "I'm not sure about this either, but it should be impossible."

Zhou Yi was discouraged again, and he was also depressed. This is simply unscientific. Isn't it coaxing you to meet any expert in the novel? How can you be so frustrated when you meet God!
"Xiaowa, you see, I have also provoked enemies now, and I may reappear tonight as soon as I go out, I must have the ability to protect myself, you are a god, you have to teach me some magical skills or something. " Zhou Yi begged.

"I have a way."

Zhou Yi was overjoyed when he heard that, and quickly asked, "What method?"

Nu Wa changed her mind again: "Actually, it's not a method, it's just a suggestion. It's not bad that you can go to some kind of taekwondo or martial arts gym to learn self-defense."

Zhou Yi: "...".

In the next few days, Zhou Yi stayed at home, and occasionally went out to look for food with Nuwa. The two of them were wrapped together like rice dumplings, and sunglasses and masks were indispensable. This look is similar to that of a superstar. Sooner or later, the paparazzi will follow the wrong person, but there is no way, one is afraid of the police and the other is afraid of gangsters, but let alone, if these two groups of enemies meet, it will be more lively.

During the period, Zhou Yi repaired the little motorcycle of the aunt. The aunt was very kind and invited Zhou Yi's young couple to her house for dinner. Nuwa, but she refused on the spot. If Nuwa were to meet such a chatty aunt, she might be able to make a fuss.

This kind of life is of course uncomfortable for Zhou Yi, and Zhou Yi has chest tightness all day long, and even he feels that the most exciting thing during this period is to let Nuwa absorb his own soul, and of course tease the mysterious fireball in his body, The pain is really painful, but Zhou Yi is used to doing it every now and then.

For a person who is used to pain and still finds it exciting, you should be able to imagine how miserable and boring his life is.

And after this process, Zhou Yi will pay attention to the changes in Nuwa's expression. Every time after teasing the fireball, Nuwa's expression will become more and more lost. Zhou Yi also speculates that Nuwa is witnessing the failure of her plans and ideas step by step. , if he really failed, wouldn't he really want to save mankind as Nu Wa said?

Occasionally thinking of this, Zhou Yi is still a little excited and nervous. If the things in his body are activated by Nuwa, then he will be really crazy. , this is just a trial version, if the public beta is released, the Batman Superman Teletubbies will be designated as scum...

Fuck, what the hell is YY, the 5 yuan is almost used up, I can't go on like this, after hiding for so long, the limelight has almost passed, I need to find a job first, I can't just sit and eat, Zhou Yi is sober thought.

Zhou Yi put his attire back to normal and was about to go out. Nuwa asked beside him, "You won't be in danger if you go out like this."

"This is a society ruled by law. There is no danger for me to go out alone. You just wait at home, and I will go out to find a job." Zhou Yi subconsciously put on a pair of sunglasses when he said this.

"Are you going out to find a job like this? Are you sure?" Nuwa asked.

"Hi! What is the exact place for this? There are jobs all over the street, and it depends on whether you are willing to do it." Zhou Yi said and opened the door.

Nu Wa hurriedly said: "When you come back..."

"Chocolate!" Zhou Yi interrupted, "I'm used to it."

"This time is different."

Zhou Yi was stunned: "What's the matter?"

"I don't want Dove this time, I want Ferrero." Nu Wa said without any ambiguity.

Zhou Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "We are all Chinese mythological characters anyway, can we support some domestic products?"

Nu Wa acted like a baby: "Change the taste~"

Even though he walked into Yanan City in relatively simple clothes these days, Zhou Yi felt as if he was running naked, but he got used to it after a while and started looking for a job wholeheartedly.

After walking for half an hour, the job was not as easy to find as Zhou Yi thought. The recruitment notices posted on the floor-to-ceiling windows seemed to have been torn off to wipe their buttocks. Occasionally, I saw one that was in the bathroom for bathing and pedicures. Yes, and you have to have more than three years of work experience. Zhou Yi doesn't have this skill anymore. He can't even wash himself in the bath, and he can kill a middle finger by cutting his nails. Zhou Yi absolutely can't handle this job.

After shopping around for a long time, Zhou Yi still didn't have a favorite work unit. Zhou Yi suddenly felt confused, as if he was in the same mood when he just walked out of the university. Go to the Ferrari 4S shop to have a look.

Of course, he didn't want to go back to work there again. Zhou Yi just wanted to see how that boy Liu Baolu was doing, but before he got there, Zhou Yi found several companies recruiting employees along the way.

First, it was a small unit that recruited typists. Zhou Yi had the cheek to go in because he had chatted with several Sun QQ accounts. After entering, someone came for an interview, and it started smoothly. It was to test your ability to No matter how many words you type, of course, it is not a random fight. If it is a random fight, a person who has lost both hands is also competent. Headbutting is even faster than hands.

Zhou Yi followed someone else's manuscript and passed the code. In one minute, he squeezed out about a hundred words. This level was easily passed. The next step was to discuss salary and workload. The two sides talked very well. The last step was to fill in the The information was registered, and Zhou Yi filled it out and handed it in. The interviewer changed his expression after seeing it, and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Zhou Yi, our job is not suitable for you. Thank you. Goodbye."

Although there were commas in this passage, the man spoke without any pauses. Zhou Yi was blocked so hard, and walked out with an embarrassing expression on his face.

what 's wrong?Could it be because my name has occupied the edge of gossip and feng shui?

Zhou Yi couldn't figure it out, until the next two units, one was the promotion of a certain product, and the other was the sales of a certain insurance. Both jobs were very suitable for a glib person like Zhou Yi, and the interviewer also talked with Zhou Yi. Yi Yi cherished each other, but just after Zhou Yi filled out his personal information form, the interviewer took it over and immediately rejected Zhou Yi.

It is not difficult to see something strange in this, that is, Zhou Yi was suppressed by the bearded beard!And the scope of the suppression is so huge that it is very likely that even small work units in Yanan City will not be able to accept Zhou Yi.

The bearded grandson is really thoughtful!Zhou Yi ruthlessly squatted on the curb, his mood was very noisy, he was so fucking angry, so fucking helpless, did he have no place for himself in this society? ...

"Young man, I have to sweep the floor! Make way, why don't you have eyes."

Suddenly a resentful voice came, Zhou Yi let go of the helplessness in his heart and looked up, an aunt holding a broom looked at him with resentment, Zhou Yi and the aunt looked at each other, the aunt's eyes became sharper, Zhou Yi hurriedly Get out of the way, thinking that there is really no place for me in this world...

go back?It was the first time that Zhou Yi stood aimlessly on the sidewalk in Yanan City. The passers-by had indifferent faces, like a group of zombies, and Zhou Yi was even more like a stinking corpse. Even the zombies saw him Still unmoved, Zhou Yi stayed for a minute, but still planned to find another corpse that had attracted flies, Liu Baolu.

As soon as he arrived at the entrance of the 4S store, Zhou Yi saw Liu Baolu's thin and straight body through the floor-to-ceiling windows. Zhou Yi put on his sunglasses and walked into the store openly.

After entering the store, Zhou Yi lowered his head on purpose, but Liu Baolu ignored him. A man in front of him bent over and looked at a sports car. Zhou Yi said sullenly, "Ahem!"

Only then did Liu Baolu come to his senses, he hurried forward and said, "Welcome, sir..."

Zhou Yi continued to pretend, and interrupted Liu Baolu in a low voice: "Is there a bicycle with a big beam?"

Liu Baolu didn't reply, so he simply ignored him, turned around and left, Zhou Yi burst out laughing from behind, and shouted, "Xiao Wan! It's me."

(End of this chapter)