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Chapter 19 Empty Gloves White Wolf
Chapter 19 Empty Gloves White Wolf
You should be able to imagine the scene when you suffocate your urine and run into the simple public toilet on the side of the road in a hurry. When you enter the door, a large group of flies see you, a huge monster, flying away, then the scene in front of Zhou Yi at this moment It's very similar to it.
Liu Baolu staggered towards the counter, and several beauties glanced at him at the same time. When Liu Baolu tried to throw himself into his arms with the help of alcohol, the beauties immediately turned their heads and scattered. Of course, this metaphor compares beauties to Flies are very unkind.
But Liu Baolu froze on the spot with his arms raised, and there was no one else in front of him except the waiter at the counter. Liu Baolu simply lay down on the counter and chatted with the waiter, while Zhou Yi watched cheerfully.
Five minutes later, Liu Baolu came back with a bottle of wine blushing, and Zhou Yi giggled, "Xiao Wan, how can you pick up girls like you, all the girls have run away."
Liu Baolu bowed his head in frustration, filled two cups, and drank a cup with his mouth open. Zhou Yi did not neglect him, and drank with him.
"Brother Yi, even if the brother is incompetent, but the brother said just now, this is for you to take the lead, and you will have to go up next!" Liu Baolu stared at Zhou Yi and said.
Zhou Yi waved his hand: "No, the boss is not too young to focus."
"Haha, brother Yi is scared..." Liu Baolu laughed, it was obvious that he was still using aggressive tactics, of course Zhou Yi would not be fooled by this, he drank another glass and said, "I'm not afraid of your brother, but...then What... afraid to scare the little girl." Zhou Yi shook his head after speaking, as if a shot had been stuffed in his head, muttering: "This wine...is really strong."
Liu Baolu didn't do it at first sight: "Scare people? Little girl? Brother Yi, you are so simple. Now you see that they are glamorous and serious. They are all battle-hardened. You don't look coquettish lying on someone else's bed." Look, they only accept money!"
Although Zhou Yi was a little confused, he really couldn't get used to Liu Baolu's gossip.
"Xiao Wan, how can you say that? You must force me to be a white wolf."
Liu Baolu asked: "What is called an empty glove white wolf?"
"Didn't you say that these girls only care about money, and I can call them over for a drink without spending a penny." Zhou Yi's eyes were also straight.
"Haha? Brother Yi, I don't believe it... I don't believe it." Liu Baolu started pouring wine again.
Zhou Yi still fell into the trap, rubbing his face and said: "Let you see and see, do you still have wine?"
Liu Baolu continued to drink: "It's gone."
Zhou Yi yelled towards the counter: "Taxi...uh, Xiaoer, bring me some wine!"
This cup is bold. After Zhou Yi drank it, he ran to the group of beauties. Although Liu Baolu destroyed the small group just now, they have gathered again now, and everyone is holding a long and thin wine glass. , the wine in the glass is also colorful, it looks like a cocktail, Zhou Yi took out his sunglasses and put it on, and walked forward with a bit of a staggering pace.
Liu Baolu was overjoyed when he saw this, thinking that wearing sunglasses in the bar, Brother Yi, you are not Wong Kar Wai.
But the following scene shocked him. The group of beauties also saw Zhou Yi with a strange appearance. Instead of rushing away, one of the shy beauties greeted Zhou Yi regardless of the pulling of other girls. step forward.
Liu Baolu hissed in his heart: "Beauty...he is really not Wong Kar Wai."
Zhou Yi was also puzzled, seeing a beautiful woman in front of him suddenly stopped, thinking: "Could it be that you think I'm Wang Jiawei?"
It was also at this time that Zhou Yi saw the girl's face clearly.
In all honesty, this girl is considered the best among all the beauties in the bar, and the makeup on her face is relatively elegant, which does not displease Zhou Yi. Those who have painted the wall... Zhou Yi has always been worried about them As soon as I walk, my face will "scratch" off the wall.
As far as her breasts are concerned, this girl is by no means a material left over for the country. She trembles when she walks in high heels. The "shiver" here simply symbolizes youth and vitality.
As far as the butt is concerned... Uh, it's not that there are so many comments on the hundred forums. In short, the girl walking in front of Zhou Yi is a beautiful woman, which makes Zhou Yi a little nervous, and his eyes can't help but look away , just seeing the "zombies" on the row of red sofas, Zhou Yi sighed, "Paper can't cover fire, makeup can't cover ugliness."
Just thinking about this, Zhou Yi suddenly felt that his arm was being held by someone, and he quickly squinted to see that it was that beautiful woman!The beauty was not polite, holding Zhou Yi's strong arm with one hand, and gently supporting Zhou Yi's back with the other hand, her two red lips slowly opened and said: "Uncle... there is a table in front of you , let's go around, where are you going, I'll help you there."
Zhou Yi's cheeks twitched involuntarily when he heard this, which was in stark contrast to the stunned Liu Baolu who was watching from a distance. It turned out that this girl thought Zhou Yi was blind.
"Girl, don't..."
"Uncle, where are you going?"
"Girl, I'm not..."
"Uncle..."
Zhou Yi was speechless. He took off his sunglasses at once, staring at the girl with two piercing eyes, and said, "Girl, I'm not blind."
"Oh, I'm sorry uncle..."
Zhou Yi sighed: "Girl, I'm not an uncle either."
The girl didn't know what to say for a while when Zhou Yi blocked her, and several girls on the side also surrounded her.
"That's really embarrassing, sir." The girl said awkwardly.
At this moment, one of the girls gathered around stood up and asked, "Jaffe, what's the matter?"
Jaffe faltered: "Uh...it's nothing, I misunderstood."
Zhou Yi hurriedly made a rescue at this moment: "This Miss Jia treats me as a blind person, but it can be seen from this that Miss Jia has a very kind heart..."
Before Zhou Yi could finish speaking, another girl stood up and said aggressively, "It's so dark here and you wear sunglasses, aren't you pretending to be blind?"
Jia Fei hurriedly told the girls to go aside, and Zhou Yi interjected, "Actually, I'm a magician. Just now I noticed that what you played seemed a little dull, so I wanted to come and perform a little magic trick for everyone to understand." It's a relief."
These girls all cast mocking glances, only Jia Fei said to Zhou Yi with some embarrassment: "Brother...Brother, I'm really sorry, we had a good time, so I won't bother you."
When Zhou Yi heard this, he thought that he was clearly here to disturb others, but this Jia Fei was still very polite and well-educated, and Zhou Yi immediately liked him, and he even disdain Liu Baolu's money-oriented remarks.
But although he was polite enough, it would be embarrassing if he didn't leave now. Zhou Yi smiled bluntly: "Well, since everyone is having fun, then I won't bother you."
"no!"
Just as Zhou Yi was about to leave, the spicy girl pointed at Zhou Yi and shouted again.
Zhou Yi stopped and looked back. The girl yelled, "You can't just leave like this. We, Miss Jia, kindly helped you and want to apologize to you? Why don't you just leave without saying thank you?"
Jia Fei shook her head at the girl and said, "Xiao Le, don't be like this..."
"That's not right. Didn't he say that he does magic tricks, so thank you for letting him do magic tricks, cut! Do you think you can pretend to be a magician if you wear sunglasses without being blind? You're only wearing zebra prints." , I think you are here to strike up a conversation."
Xiao Le, who is talking, knows that he is not "good" just by looking at his appearance. His hot body and playful and delicate facial features can reveal a single word: "spicy!" This is the taste!" Uh, this is instant noodles...
However, Zhou Yi thought that Xiao Le had helped him a lot, and then he went down the slope and said, "Since the girl Xiao Le asked, I will perform a little magic trick, as a thank you to Ms. ' has."
Except for Jia Fei, the other girls all looked ready to watch the excitement. Naturally, they didn't believe that Zhou Yi was a magician. In their eyes, it was already clear whether a man came over to strike up a conversation or pass by. But they also couldn't see that Zhou Yi in front of them had a magic weapon in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
You should be able to imagine the scene when you suffocate your urine and run into the simple public toilet on the side of the road in a hurry. When you enter the door, a large group of flies see you, a huge monster, flying away, then the scene in front of Zhou Yi at this moment It's very similar to it.
Liu Baolu staggered towards the counter, and several beauties glanced at him at the same time. When Liu Baolu tried to throw himself into his arms with the help of alcohol, the beauties immediately turned their heads and scattered. Of course, this metaphor compares beauties to Flies are very unkind.
But Liu Baolu froze on the spot with his arms raised, and there was no one else in front of him except the waiter at the counter. Liu Baolu simply lay down on the counter and chatted with the waiter, while Zhou Yi watched cheerfully.
Five minutes later, Liu Baolu came back with a bottle of wine blushing, and Zhou Yi giggled, "Xiao Wan, how can you pick up girls like you, all the girls have run away."
Liu Baolu bowed his head in frustration, filled two cups, and drank a cup with his mouth open. Zhou Yi did not neglect him, and drank with him.
"Brother Yi, even if the brother is incompetent, but the brother said just now, this is for you to take the lead, and you will have to go up next!" Liu Baolu stared at Zhou Yi and said.
Zhou Yi waved his hand: "No, the boss is not too young to focus."
"Haha, brother Yi is scared..." Liu Baolu laughed, it was obvious that he was still using aggressive tactics, of course Zhou Yi would not be fooled by this, he drank another glass and said, "I'm not afraid of your brother, but...then What... afraid to scare the little girl." Zhou Yi shook his head after speaking, as if a shot had been stuffed in his head, muttering: "This wine...is really strong."
Liu Baolu didn't do it at first sight: "Scare people? Little girl? Brother Yi, you are so simple. Now you see that they are glamorous and serious. They are all battle-hardened. You don't look coquettish lying on someone else's bed." Look, they only accept money!"
Although Zhou Yi was a little confused, he really couldn't get used to Liu Baolu's gossip.
"Xiao Wan, how can you say that? You must force me to be a white wolf."
Liu Baolu asked: "What is called an empty glove white wolf?"
"Didn't you say that these girls only care about money, and I can call them over for a drink without spending a penny." Zhou Yi's eyes were also straight.
"Haha? Brother Yi, I don't believe it... I don't believe it." Liu Baolu started pouring wine again.
Zhou Yi still fell into the trap, rubbing his face and said: "Let you see and see, do you still have wine?"
Liu Baolu continued to drink: "It's gone."
Zhou Yi yelled towards the counter: "Taxi...uh, Xiaoer, bring me some wine!"
This cup is bold. After Zhou Yi drank it, he ran to the group of beauties. Although Liu Baolu destroyed the small group just now, they have gathered again now, and everyone is holding a long and thin wine glass. , the wine in the glass is also colorful, it looks like a cocktail, Zhou Yi took out his sunglasses and put it on, and walked forward with a bit of a staggering pace.
Liu Baolu was overjoyed when he saw this, thinking that wearing sunglasses in the bar, Brother Yi, you are not Wong Kar Wai.
But the following scene shocked him. The group of beauties also saw Zhou Yi with a strange appearance. Instead of rushing away, one of the shy beauties greeted Zhou Yi regardless of the pulling of other girls. step forward.
Liu Baolu hissed in his heart: "Beauty...he is really not Wong Kar Wai."
Zhou Yi was also puzzled, seeing a beautiful woman in front of him suddenly stopped, thinking: "Could it be that you think I'm Wang Jiawei?"
It was also at this time that Zhou Yi saw the girl's face clearly.
In all honesty, this girl is considered the best among all the beauties in the bar, and the makeup on her face is relatively elegant, which does not displease Zhou Yi. Those who have painted the wall... Zhou Yi has always been worried about them As soon as I walk, my face will "scratch" off the wall.
As far as her breasts are concerned, this girl is by no means a material left over for the country. She trembles when she walks in high heels. The "shiver" here simply symbolizes youth and vitality.
As far as the butt is concerned... Uh, it's not that there are so many comments on the hundred forums. In short, the girl walking in front of Zhou Yi is a beautiful woman, which makes Zhou Yi a little nervous, and his eyes can't help but look away , just seeing the "zombies" on the row of red sofas, Zhou Yi sighed, "Paper can't cover fire, makeup can't cover ugliness."
Just thinking about this, Zhou Yi suddenly felt that his arm was being held by someone, and he quickly squinted to see that it was that beautiful woman!The beauty was not polite, holding Zhou Yi's strong arm with one hand, and gently supporting Zhou Yi's back with the other hand, her two red lips slowly opened and said: "Uncle... there is a table in front of you , let's go around, where are you going, I'll help you there."
Zhou Yi's cheeks twitched involuntarily when he heard this, which was in stark contrast to the stunned Liu Baolu who was watching from a distance. It turned out that this girl thought Zhou Yi was blind.
"Girl, don't..."
"Uncle, where are you going?"
"Girl, I'm not..."
"Uncle..."
Zhou Yi was speechless. He took off his sunglasses at once, staring at the girl with two piercing eyes, and said, "Girl, I'm not blind."
"Oh, I'm sorry uncle..."
Zhou Yi sighed: "Girl, I'm not an uncle either."
The girl didn't know what to say for a while when Zhou Yi blocked her, and several girls on the side also surrounded her.
"That's really embarrassing, sir." The girl said awkwardly.
At this moment, one of the girls gathered around stood up and asked, "Jaffe, what's the matter?"
Jaffe faltered: "Uh...it's nothing, I misunderstood."
Zhou Yi hurriedly made a rescue at this moment: "This Miss Jia treats me as a blind person, but it can be seen from this that Miss Jia has a very kind heart..."
Before Zhou Yi could finish speaking, another girl stood up and said aggressively, "It's so dark here and you wear sunglasses, aren't you pretending to be blind?"
Jia Fei hurriedly told the girls to go aside, and Zhou Yi interjected, "Actually, I'm a magician. Just now I noticed that what you played seemed a little dull, so I wanted to come and perform a little magic trick for everyone to understand." It's a relief."
These girls all cast mocking glances, only Jia Fei said to Zhou Yi with some embarrassment: "Brother...Brother, I'm really sorry, we had a good time, so I won't bother you."
When Zhou Yi heard this, he thought that he was clearly here to disturb others, but this Jia Fei was still very polite and well-educated, and Zhou Yi immediately liked him, and he even disdain Liu Baolu's money-oriented remarks.
But although he was polite enough, it would be embarrassing if he didn't leave now. Zhou Yi smiled bluntly: "Well, since everyone is having fun, then I won't bother you."
"no!"
Just as Zhou Yi was about to leave, the spicy girl pointed at Zhou Yi and shouted again.
Zhou Yi stopped and looked back. The girl yelled, "You can't just leave like this. We, Miss Jia, kindly helped you and want to apologize to you? Why don't you just leave without saying thank you?"
Jia Fei shook her head at the girl and said, "Xiao Le, don't be like this..."
"That's not right. Didn't he say that he does magic tricks, so thank you for letting him do magic tricks, cut! Do you think you can pretend to be a magician if you wear sunglasses without being blind? You're only wearing zebra prints." , I think you are here to strike up a conversation."
Xiao Le, who is talking, knows that he is not "good" just by looking at his appearance. His hot body and playful and delicate facial features can reveal a single word: "spicy!" This is the taste!" Uh, this is instant noodles...
However, Zhou Yi thought that Xiao Le had helped him a lot, and then he went down the slope and said, "Since the girl Xiao Le asked, I will perform a little magic trick, as a thank you to Ms. ' has."
Except for Jia Fei, the other girls all looked ready to watch the excitement. Naturally, they didn't believe that Zhou Yi was a magician. In their eyes, it was already clear whether a man came over to strike up a conversation or pass by. But they also couldn't see that Zhou Yi in front of them had a magic weapon in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
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