if there is no tomorrow

Chapter 13
Next, Luan Bingran will help me fulfill my second wish: to be a backpacker.The intention of being a backpacker is that I want to go to Tibet. The original intention of going to Tibet is to climb the snow mountain. The purpose of climbing the snow mountain is that I want to encounter an accident, and then my body will be frozen in the ice and snow world forever. If I lost all the genetic codes, I might be thawed back to life and cured of my cancer... Now, the charity has adjusted my snow mountain climbing plan and let me do a backpacker around Beijing.Although it has run counter to my original idea, it is also a good experience to be a backpacker with the lovely Luan Bingran accompanying me all the way.

On the second day after returning from bungee jumping, Luan Bingran drove me to Wudaokou in her second-hand Jetta, went into a professional outdoor goods store, and began to purchase outdoor equipment according to the shopping list drawn up in advance: two 7000-liter backpacks, two A sleeping bag, two moisture-proof pads, a tent, a gas stove, a gas tank, a utility shovel, a compass, a whistle, a rope, a candle, a headlamp, jackets, hiking boots, a knife, a rope, compressed biscuits, chocolate, beef Dry, instant coffee, instant noodles... two [-]-liter backpacks are fully filled.It took a total of more than [-] yuan to buy all these things, and Luan Bingran paid for it, and issued an invoice truthfully.In our sales business, any item that can be reimbursed will be billed at a low cost and a high cost.Wu Antong bought a small blackboard for the training department, and he could bring a box of Chunghwa cigarettes with him, and then issue an invoice.When I saw that there was only one tent on the list, I couldn't help but feel moved: In the wilderness, I want to share a tent with the cute little white rabbit.I deliberately climbed into that tent and tried it. In such a small space, it is impossible for two people to avoid physical contact.Thinking of this, my heart rate obviously accelerated, which was the only excitement I had after knowing that I had cancer.A few days ago, when I went out to sell my organs, and yesterday when I was bungee jumping, my heart rate also accelerated rapidly, but both times I was scared.

Walking out of an outdoor goods store, I saw a middle-aged man crookedly throwing himself at a slow-moving Mercedes-Benz.The Mercedes-Benz braked immediately, while the middle-aged man lay motionless in front of the car.The middle-aged female driver in the Mercedes-Benz hurriedly got out of the car to check, her face was pale with fright, and the thick makeup was almost cracked and peeled off because of the sudden deformation of her fat face.A few men quickly gathered around, and loudly reprimanded the fat-faced lady for being rich and unkind, and quickly completed the class classification in terms of momentum.As someone who has been immersed in the arena of sales for many years, I can tell at a glance that this is a joint venture, and the men who are surrounded to watch the excitement belong to the same group as the man who was hit.At this moment, a man in the crowd acted as the narrator in a film and television drama, pointed to the man lying on the ground, and said, "I know this man, his name is Xu Erpao, he rents a house in the basement of our community, and he lives in the village of Pingquan, Hebei. He sold all the house and land in his family, and brought his old mother to Beijing to see a doctor..."

This sounds like nonsense. The land in the countryside is all state-owned, so how can it be bought and sold.Luan Bingran stabbed me at the side, saying that these people were trying to cheat.I was very surprised: "How did you see that?"

Luan Bingran said: "I met them half a month ago, and they said the same thing, and finally blackmailed me with 2000 yuan. Unfortunately, I don't have a driving recorder on my car."

After the man finished the narration, he began to act as a peacemaker, asking the fat-faced woman to pay thousands of dollars for his own personal rights and helping the poor.At this moment, Xu Erpao who was lying on the ground "woke up" and moaned non-stop.The peacemaker man squatted down and asked the lying man: "Let the client give you 1 yuan, whether you are dead or alive, paralyzed or lame, it's all up to him, okay?"

Xu Erpao, who was lying on the ground, nodded in pain, and said, "Okay... I'm short of money to see a doctor for my mother."

At this time, other extras around began to chime in: "1 yuan is too cheap, what if this person becomes disabled in the future?"

"If you are disabled, you have to support him for the rest of your life."

"Not only to raise him, but also his mother in the hospital."

"It's really pitiful. God should have killed this man in one fell swoop, so as not to suffer alive."

"..."

The fat-faced woman was frightened into a fool at this moment, and she could only say sorry, sorry.On a cold day, sweat oozes from her broad forehead, runs across the flat bridge of the nose, and falls from the tip of the nose to the high protruding abdomen, completely ignoring the feeling of flat chest.Sweat kept dripping down, creating a channel on the face of the woman's chubby face. The channel washed out the brown spots on the skin, but the snow on both sides of the bank was still white, which made her look embarrassed and ridiculous.The peacemaker man said: "Don't just say I'm sorry, pay for it quickly."

The fat-faced woman suddenly realized, and hurriedly opened the door and took out the LV handbag, ready to pay.I pushed aside the onlookers and walked in, and said to the fat-faced woman, "Don't be dazed here, and send someone to the hospital for examination."

In my impression, fat women are very smart, but the fat woman in front of me is an exception, she didn't understand my hint at all.This is indeed an exceptional fat woman, because a fat woman should be fat all over, but her breasts are deflated.I reminded the fat woman again: "If it doesn't work, call the police."

The fat woman looked at me, a little hesitant.The peacemaker stared at me and said, "Can you take care of this nonsense?"

If I had encountered this kind of thing two months ago, I would have avoided it, and the greatest courage I had was to stand aside and watch the excitement.Now, I am a dying person. If I can be stabbed to death by the gang of gangsters, I have just calculated three benefits: one is that I will not have to suffer in the future and get out of human form, and the other is that my son can get my bravery bonus. The third is to be able to judge a martyr who has acted bravely, and his son will completely change his father's image of a wimp in his heart, which will help him grow up in the future.That's why I became more arrogant and rushed into the crowd to meddle in this matter.I stared at the peacemaker with the same provocative eyes, and searched for the cruel words that I am not good at in my life: "If the road is not fair, someone will shovel it, and if the problem is not fair, someone will take care of it. The deeds of the rascals, today's nosy business, I will take care of it."

I'm usually used to flattering people with gentle words, but I stumble a bit when I speak harshly.But I said so many bold words in one breath, even I was surprised by my own mouth.Inspired by me, the fat-faced woman took out her mobile phone from her LV handbag and said, "Isn't it just Pengci? My car drives steadily, and the speed is not fast. How could I hit someone? Besides, I have a dash cam in my car."

The fat-faced woman wiped the cold sweat off her nose and started calling the police.Xu Erpao, who was lying on the ground, got up quickly and muttered, "Well, I'm unlucky today."

After finishing speaking, Xu Erpao squeezed out of the crowd and left in a hurry.The peacemaker gave me a stern look, and said in a low voice, "Nosy meddlers have short lives these days."

After the peacemaker finished speaking, he also turned and left, followed by four or five men watching the fun.The peacemaker didn't take out the knife, I was a little regretful, I shouted at the peacemaker's back: "I don't think my life is too long, if you have the ability, you stab me with a knife, if you don't stab me, you are you!" Mom gave birth to your uncle!"

Suddenly, the peacemaker stopped, turned around suddenly, and rushed towards me with a gleaming knife already in his hand.When I saw the knife, I felt like I was about to get what I wanted, so instead of retreating, I went forward, not so much that I rushed towards the peacemaker, but rather that I rushed towards the knife.The noisy scene suddenly fell silent. In addition to instinctively avoiding, everyone's eyes, like mine, were fixed on the sharp knife in the peacemaker's hand.The moment I was about to collide with the peacemaker, Luan Bingran, who was standing by the side, suddenly stretched out a foot and tripped over the peacemaker who was rushing up at high speed. He fell to the ground with a knife.The peacemaker was going so fast that when he fell, he knocked his head on the curb and passed out immediately.Two security guards from the neighborhood near the street ran over, tied the peacemaker tightly with ropes, and put the sharp knife on the roadside into a plastic bag, looking very professional.

The fat-faced woman had already told 110 about the case, and just hung up the phone, cursing at the peacemaker who passed out on the ground.I raised my head and glanced at Luan Bingran, she also opened her mouth wide and looked at me, her pure dog eyes widened, making her look even more pure.She pointed her thumb at me and yelled, "Calcorus! Man!"

Then, the people watching the excitement all around followed Luan Bingran and shouted together: "Calcorus! Man! Calamus! Man! Calamus! Man..."

This is the first time I have heard so many people shouting "Calcorius" in unison outside the Beijing Workers' Stadium.Every time I watch a football match in Gongti and hear tens of thousands of people shouting "Calcorius" in unison, I fantasize that I am a Guoan player on the field. The opponent hit the goal with a kick in the penalty area.At this moment, I entered the illusory state of imagination again. I felt that I was Tom Cruise who had been keeping his name silently.And I also responded with a Tom Cruise-style smile to everyone, Luan Bingran walked over appropriately, and I took her into my arms.Just as I was about to continue giving her a Tom Cruise-style kiss, the sirens sounded, and two uniformed policemen stood in front of us, asking who called the police?

After finishing the notes at the police station, it was late in the evening. Director Feng of the police station took me into his office and introduced me and Luan Bingran to Captain Fang of the criminal police team of the sub-bureau.Captain Fang held my hand very enthusiastically, and thanked me for helping them catch the A-level wanted criminal of the Ministry of Public Security.I couldn't believe my ears, the peacemaker turned out to be a major criminal with six lives on his back, and this cruel murderer didn't stab me to death, did I die or did I die?I suddenly saw a notice marked "Top Secret" on Director Feng's desk. Catch the criminal activities of underground trafficking in human organs..."Damn it!This time I made a big move and got the full price for selling the corneas. When the police catch all these bastards, my corneas can be sold again.wrong!My information and identity information have been filed with the buyer. If they are caught, the stolen money from selling my corneas will definitely be recovered.

Captain Fang took Luan Bingran and me into the small meeting room of the police station, which was full of reporters from various media outlets in the capital. Captain Fang was very kind to the reporters, acting like a well-mannered press spokesman. He introduced me to the reporters and said: : "This is Mr. Yu, the hero who assisted the police in capturing the A-level wanted criminals of the Ministry of Public Security. If the capital and the whole country were filled with heroes like Mr. Yu who are brave and courageous, those criminals would have nowhere to hide. Please abide by the following interview. Our interview discipline in special fields, do not take pictures, do not record, and do not disclose any personal information of the interviewee."

It was the first time in my life that I was interviewed, and I was so nervous that I could not speak coherently. Luan Bingran added many details for me.Moreover, Luan Bingran didn't mention the crucial kick she extended at all. She described the details in this way: "At that time, the peacemaker had already left the scene and was about to flee. Mr. Yu was quick to use his words to anger the peacemaker. Mr. Yu took out his knife and turned back to look for Mr. Yu desperately. Mr. Yu saw the criminal who counterattacked, instead of retreating, he rushed towards the criminal. Just when the two sides were about to meet, the criminal suddenly tripped over something. At that time, the criminal The tip of the knife is absolutely no more than five centimeters from Mr. Yu's heart..."

The reporters were very interested in what language I used to anger the criminals, and kept asking. Luan Bingran looked at me with her pure dog eyes, but I refused and said to the reporters: "If you have the ability, stab me with a knife, no Stab me, you were born by your mother and your uncle."

Captain Fang interjected and explained to the reporters: "The criminal's mother hooked up with her elder brother within two years, causing the criminal's father to commit suicide by taking poison in a fit of anger. It’s about his mother’s adultery with his uncle. And Mr. Yu’s inadvertent rebuttal just hit his lifeline.”

(End of this chapter)