if there is no tomorrow
Chapter 5
Chapter 5
Now, the purple potion is black in my eyes, and it will shine like fluorescent light after it dries up a little. I applied it on my straight objects. When I made the medicine primer just now, the foreskin frenulum was hardened by "stones" A hole was torn open abruptly, and blood is still dripping until now.well!This object has really suffered with me. I have eaten coarse grains for a lifetime, and I want to let it eat meat when I am dying, and I also ate a "hard rock".This Liang Anni is really hateful, not only cheating my feelings, but also using my belongings, and even hurting my belongings, maybe that's it.Let it be disabled, anyway, I won't need this object anymore, I don't have the heart anymore.You can't use Viagra every time. According to Lu Fumeng, this thing costs more than 100 yuan a pill, and the cost is so high that it is not as good as masturbation.After applying the purple potion, I still couldn't put on my pants, and the objects underneath were still stubbornly standing up, which made me restless.I think I must look very funny, with a black shiny object, brows furrowed, pacing back and forth in the room, like a donkey in heat.Americans are fucking fucked! Since "Viagra" has changed its use, the strength of the medicine cannot be lowered a little. It deserves the financial crisis caused by these prodigal things.
It's getting dark, but I don't want to use bullshit like the first lights, anyway, the gray in front of me is fading to black, I think this is the color of death, or a demonstration of death.It seems that there are three antidote to "Viagra": ejaculation, bleeding and death.I stood restlessly against the time, and three hours later, my object finally lowered its stubborn head in the night.
I put on my pants, but I don't know what to do with them on.right!Go find Lu Fumeng, I'm going to die, and I don't want to talk about friends.I am here alone to meet the god of death, but he drives a car bought with my money and picks up female painters with ease.no!Before he died, the money had to be returned, and the anger had to be released.If you want the money back, you can leave it to your son. I suddenly thought of my son. Although my son disrespected me 120 times under the guidance of his mother and grandma, in fact, my son does not respect anyone because he always looks like a Absent-minded wandering.But my son is responsible for transferring my genes after all, so I should take the money back and pay my son for the shipping.
I called Lu Fumeng, and he said that he was watching an art exhibition with his girlfriend, and that there would be an art exhibition tonight, which was pure nonsense.I said I have something important, you can see it when you see it, and you can see it even if you don’t see it.It may be that this guy has never heard my expression like this, he hesitated for a while and said, then go to the Baibaihe wonton shop in Songzhuang Painter Village.
To put it aside, I must squeeze the subway and transfer to the bus to Songzhuang. From now on, I decide to take a taxi when I go out.It took me half an hour and changed three intersections, and finally met a taxi that did not refuse. When I got into the car, my whole body was frozen.The taxi driver looked about 50 years old, and without even looking at me, he started chatting with an urban Nanjing accent: "I can't get a taxi, it's no wonder the taxi driver refuses to take me. The roads in Beijing are so wide and the traffic is so congested. Let me say that half of the responsibility is due to the unreasonable design of traffic lights and entrances and exits, and the other half is due to the poor quality of drivers."
The driver suddenly slammed on the brakes, but it barely delayed his speaking rhythm: "Oh, hey, you can drive a Japanese car like this. If you drive a Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Ferrari, the city government will have to build a viaduct for you, yes! You Busy, you go first, tell me about the quality of the drivers now... Hey! I was angry when I saw this Japanese car. The iron skin is as thin as paper. What did the Japanese ruin China into? It’s like this, but anyone with a bit of backbone can’t buy Japanese cars. Last year, Japanese cars were smashed for a while. If you ask me, even traitors who drive Japanese cars should be beaten together. Japan’s economy is completely ruined, you can’t afford a German car, but you can buy a Korean car, do you think it makes sense?”
I was so noisy by this driver that I wanted to choke on his topic. I said: "When Japan's economy took off, there was almost no trade with China, so their economic lifeline has nothing to do with whether the Chinese buy Japanese goods or not. Great relationship. During the Japanese war of aggression against China, many Koreans were armed to participate in the war. They burned, killed and looted in China more vigorously than the Japanese. If you advocate not buying Japanese cars, you should not drive your modern car .”
Lu Fumeng didn't expect me to rush over so soon. His tone on the phone was a little impatient, and he asked me to eat a bowl of wonton and wait for him.After I ate a bowl of wonton, I felt hungry. I remembered that I hadn't eaten all day and night.When Lu Fumeng came in, I was eating the fifth bowl. The owner smiled and said to us: "You artists are really interesting, each of you is so hungry that you lean on the wall to come in, and then you lean on the wall to get out. "
Lu Fumeng stared at my face, seemed to notice something strange about me, so he asked me: "What's the hurry, hurry up and reincarnate!"
In my memory, it was the first time this fellow looked into my eyes and spoke.If two days ago, he could look at me like this, I wouldn't be able to open my mouth and ask him for money. It's not that I'm being mean, it's that I have too few friends.I took out a piece of paper from my pocket and slapped it heavily on the dining table. As a result, I overturned half the bowl of Wonton Pai on the table, and the whole piece of paper was completely soaked in the Wonton Soup.I picked up the wonton soup and shook it, and said to Lu Fumeng: "This is the bank rate of 13 yuan for the same period. As a classmate and a buddy, I gave you two points in total, and the total is 14 two hundred. 7000 yuan and fifty seven cents, this dinner tonight is my treat, so I will cut off the change of 64 yuan and fifty seven cents, the remaining 260 yuan, you can pay it back in three days. Don't ask me why I want money, Because the money is mine. You don’t need to make any excuses, your excuses are definitely not as good as mine, because I’m about to die.”
Lu Fumeng was stunned for a while, then smiled and said, "I've never heard you talk so much in one breath, did you encounter any difficulties?"
I said, "Bullshit! When will my life be easy?"
Lu Fumeng didn't take my words seriously at all. He lowered his head and fiddled with his phone for a while, then raised his head and said, "Don't worry, I don't have any money in my account right now, and the matter of repaying the money has to be discussed in the long run."
I said, "I don't have the patience to discuss long-term plans with you. I just ask you if you still haven't paid back the money, when will you pay it back?"
He asked me back: "Did your wife force you to ask me for money?"
I said, "You still have the nerve to ask about my wife, but my wife has been separated from me for three months just because you didn't pay back the money you owed."
A smirk appeared on Lu Fumeng's face, and he said to me, "Separation after marriage is good for a man's health, and you're pretty good at taking care of it."
I said: "You really don't know how to speak human words, so I won't spit on you, just tell me when you will pay me back!"
My voice was getting higher and higher, and he quickly motioned me to lower my voice, saying that most of the people eating here were friends of his girlfriend.I snatched his mobile phone and found her girlfriend's name from the phone. I said to him: "Since you are afraid of losing face in front of your girlfriend, then I will ask your girlfriend for money."
Lu Fumeng got up and snatched his mobile phone back, and asked me loudly angrily: "You are shameless for asking for money, right? For these stinky money, you played unscrupulously with your old classmates and good buddies. Are you messing around in society?"
There were not many people in the small restaurant. At this time, everyone stopped eating and stared at us and joked.A bearded man at the next table said to Lu Fumeng: "Xiao Lu, people these days don't have any moral bottom line, so you should treat others as unkind."
Under Lu Fumeng's wrong guidance and the bearded man's indiscriminate interpretation, the eyes watching the bustle in the small restaurant turned into contemptuous eyes, and then turned into contemptuous eyes.This is a look I am familiar with. In the past, whether it was at my colleagues, at the decoration workers, or at my father-in-law's house, I have received it, and I have accepted everything.But today, I don't want it anymore, because I'm about to die.I picked up his unfinished half bottle of beer from the bearded dining table, smashed the bottom of the bottle on the radiator at the base of the wall with a "slap", and then pressed it against Lufmont's chest, using what I thought was a vicious tone Said: "Because of you, my wife separated and divorced me. Now you still refuse to pay the debt. You have driven me to a dead end. I will settle it with you today."
Lu Fumeng's jaw didn't close for a long time, and after he closed it, he said: "Don't get excited! Be good! Three days is three days, I'll fucking pay you back, and we will go our separate ways from now on!"
I would like to go the same way as you, but good luck tricks people.strangeness!Did they all see that I was going to die, or how could two people say the same sentence to me in a day-we each went our own way.Socrates seems to have said something similar before his death: The hour of parting has come, let us go our separate ways—I will die, and you will live.Which one is better?
(End of this chapter)
Now, the purple potion is black in my eyes, and it will shine like fluorescent light after it dries up a little. I applied it on my straight objects. When I made the medicine primer just now, the foreskin frenulum was hardened by "stones" A hole was torn open abruptly, and blood is still dripping until now.well!This object has really suffered with me. I have eaten coarse grains for a lifetime, and I want to let it eat meat when I am dying, and I also ate a "hard rock".This Liang Anni is really hateful, not only cheating my feelings, but also using my belongings, and even hurting my belongings, maybe that's it.Let it be disabled, anyway, I won't need this object anymore, I don't have the heart anymore.You can't use Viagra every time. According to Lu Fumeng, this thing costs more than 100 yuan a pill, and the cost is so high that it is not as good as masturbation.After applying the purple potion, I still couldn't put on my pants, and the objects underneath were still stubbornly standing up, which made me restless.I think I must look very funny, with a black shiny object, brows furrowed, pacing back and forth in the room, like a donkey in heat.Americans are fucking fucked! Since "Viagra" has changed its use, the strength of the medicine cannot be lowered a little. It deserves the financial crisis caused by these prodigal things.
It's getting dark, but I don't want to use bullshit like the first lights, anyway, the gray in front of me is fading to black, I think this is the color of death, or a demonstration of death.It seems that there are three antidote to "Viagra": ejaculation, bleeding and death.I stood restlessly against the time, and three hours later, my object finally lowered its stubborn head in the night.
I put on my pants, but I don't know what to do with them on.right!Go find Lu Fumeng, I'm going to die, and I don't want to talk about friends.I am here alone to meet the god of death, but he drives a car bought with my money and picks up female painters with ease.no!Before he died, the money had to be returned, and the anger had to be released.If you want the money back, you can leave it to your son. I suddenly thought of my son. Although my son disrespected me 120 times under the guidance of his mother and grandma, in fact, my son does not respect anyone because he always looks like a Absent-minded wandering.But my son is responsible for transferring my genes after all, so I should take the money back and pay my son for the shipping.
I called Lu Fumeng, and he said that he was watching an art exhibition with his girlfriend, and that there would be an art exhibition tonight, which was pure nonsense.I said I have something important, you can see it when you see it, and you can see it even if you don’t see it.It may be that this guy has never heard my expression like this, he hesitated for a while and said, then go to the Baibaihe wonton shop in Songzhuang Painter Village.
To put it aside, I must squeeze the subway and transfer to the bus to Songzhuang. From now on, I decide to take a taxi when I go out.It took me half an hour and changed three intersections, and finally met a taxi that did not refuse. When I got into the car, my whole body was frozen.The taxi driver looked about 50 years old, and without even looking at me, he started chatting with an urban Nanjing accent: "I can't get a taxi, it's no wonder the taxi driver refuses to take me. The roads in Beijing are so wide and the traffic is so congested. Let me say that half of the responsibility is due to the unreasonable design of traffic lights and entrances and exits, and the other half is due to the poor quality of drivers."
The driver suddenly slammed on the brakes, but it barely delayed his speaking rhythm: "Oh, hey, you can drive a Japanese car like this. If you drive a Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and Ferrari, the city government will have to build a viaduct for you, yes! You Busy, you go first, tell me about the quality of the drivers now... Hey! I was angry when I saw this Japanese car. The iron skin is as thin as paper. What did the Japanese ruin China into? It’s like this, but anyone with a bit of backbone can’t buy Japanese cars. Last year, Japanese cars were smashed for a while. If you ask me, even traitors who drive Japanese cars should be beaten together. Japan’s economy is completely ruined, you can’t afford a German car, but you can buy a Korean car, do you think it makes sense?”
I was so noisy by this driver that I wanted to choke on his topic. I said: "When Japan's economy took off, there was almost no trade with China, so their economic lifeline has nothing to do with whether the Chinese buy Japanese goods or not. Great relationship. During the Japanese war of aggression against China, many Koreans were armed to participate in the war. They burned, killed and looted in China more vigorously than the Japanese. If you advocate not buying Japanese cars, you should not drive your modern car .”
Lu Fumeng didn't expect me to rush over so soon. His tone on the phone was a little impatient, and he asked me to eat a bowl of wonton and wait for him.After I ate a bowl of wonton, I felt hungry. I remembered that I hadn't eaten all day and night.When Lu Fumeng came in, I was eating the fifth bowl. The owner smiled and said to us: "You artists are really interesting, each of you is so hungry that you lean on the wall to come in, and then you lean on the wall to get out. "
Lu Fumeng stared at my face, seemed to notice something strange about me, so he asked me: "What's the hurry, hurry up and reincarnate!"
In my memory, it was the first time this fellow looked into my eyes and spoke.If two days ago, he could look at me like this, I wouldn't be able to open my mouth and ask him for money. It's not that I'm being mean, it's that I have too few friends.I took out a piece of paper from my pocket and slapped it heavily on the dining table. As a result, I overturned half the bowl of Wonton Pai on the table, and the whole piece of paper was completely soaked in the Wonton Soup.I picked up the wonton soup and shook it, and said to Lu Fumeng: "This is the bank rate of 13 yuan for the same period. As a classmate and a buddy, I gave you two points in total, and the total is 14 two hundred. 7000 yuan and fifty seven cents, this dinner tonight is my treat, so I will cut off the change of 64 yuan and fifty seven cents, the remaining 260 yuan, you can pay it back in three days. Don't ask me why I want money, Because the money is mine. You don’t need to make any excuses, your excuses are definitely not as good as mine, because I’m about to die.”
Lu Fumeng was stunned for a while, then smiled and said, "I've never heard you talk so much in one breath, did you encounter any difficulties?"
I said, "Bullshit! When will my life be easy?"
Lu Fumeng didn't take my words seriously at all. He lowered his head and fiddled with his phone for a while, then raised his head and said, "Don't worry, I don't have any money in my account right now, and the matter of repaying the money has to be discussed in the long run."
I said, "I don't have the patience to discuss long-term plans with you. I just ask you if you still haven't paid back the money, when will you pay it back?"
He asked me back: "Did your wife force you to ask me for money?"
I said, "You still have the nerve to ask about my wife, but my wife has been separated from me for three months just because you didn't pay back the money you owed."
A smirk appeared on Lu Fumeng's face, and he said to me, "Separation after marriage is good for a man's health, and you're pretty good at taking care of it."
I said: "You really don't know how to speak human words, so I won't spit on you, just tell me when you will pay me back!"
My voice was getting higher and higher, and he quickly motioned me to lower my voice, saying that most of the people eating here were friends of his girlfriend.I snatched his mobile phone and found her girlfriend's name from the phone. I said to him: "Since you are afraid of losing face in front of your girlfriend, then I will ask your girlfriend for money."
Lu Fumeng got up and snatched his mobile phone back, and asked me loudly angrily: "You are shameless for asking for money, right? For these stinky money, you played unscrupulously with your old classmates and good buddies. Are you messing around in society?"
There were not many people in the small restaurant. At this time, everyone stopped eating and stared at us and joked.A bearded man at the next table said to Lu Fumeng: "Xiao Lu, people these days don't have any moral bottom line, so you should treat others as unkind."
Under Lu Fumeng's wrong guidance and the bearded man's indiscriminate interpretation, the eyes watching the bustle in the small restaurant turned into contemptuous eyes, and then turned into contemptuous eyes.This is a look I am familiar with. In the past, whether it was at my colleagues, at the decoration workers, or at my father-in-law's house, I have received it, and I have accepted everything.But today, I don't want it anymore, because I'm about to die.I picked up his unfinished half bottle of beer from the bearded dining table, smashed the bottom of the bottle on the radiator at the base of the wall with a "slap", and then pressed it against Lufmont's chest, using what I thought was a vicious tone Said: "Because of you, my wife separated and divorced me. Now you still refuse to pay the debt. You have driven me to a dead end. I will settle it with you today."
Lu Fumeng's jaw didn't close for a long time, and after he closed it, he said: "Don't get excited! Be good! Three days is three days, I'll fucking pay you back, and we will go our separate ways from now on!"
I would like to go the same way as you, but good luck tricks people.strangeness!Did they all see that I was going to die, or how could two people say the same sentence to me in a day-we each went our own way.Socrates seems to have said something similar before his death: The hour of parting has come, let us go our separate ways—I will die, and you will live.Which one is better?
(End of this chapter)
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