The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 410

"Husband, let's treat Qingxia to dinner tomorrow. I haven't seen her for a long time." After taking a shower again, Zhao Yazhi came out and suggested to Xu Guanwu, "I know that there is a western restaurant in Causeway Bay that makes steak. Yes, I know she also likes western food, why don't you try it together, okay?"

Xu Guanwu's heart tightened when he heard this, "No, I'm going to have a seven-person group meeting tomorrow, and you two can go to eat." He quickly waved his hand and said, "Besides, I don't like Western food very much, and the two of you can eat together." A woman and a man eating at the same table can easily lead to misunderstanding."

"It's a misunderstanding, it's just a meal. Besides, the seven-person group meeting is usually held on weekends, and tomorrow is only Wednesday." Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously.

"It was added on a temporary basis. You also know that the Christmas schedule is coming, followed by the Spring Festival schedule. There are many things waiting to be dealt with in the company." Xu Guanwu's lie was exposed by his wife in person, but he still lied calmly, " Besides, I also said that if you don't like western food, you should go with Ms. Lin. You sisters are very affectionate, and you haven't seen each other for a long time, so it's time to talk about some private topics. If I'm a big man sitting next to you, then How embarrassing is it? I'd better not go, so as not to disturb your interest in chatting. "

"Hmph, if you don't go, then don't go, there are so many excuses." Zhao Yazhi pursed her lips, turned and went into the room to change clothes.After a while, she tiptoed back with her clothes in her hands, tiptoed and approached Xu Guanwu step by step, like a nimble kitten.

"Wow!" She leaned close to Xu Guanwu's ear and suddenly yelled loudly, but Xu Guanwu was still reading a book with his old god, and didn't care about her prank at all.

"Hmph! I don't know how to cooperate with others. It's not fun at all." Zhao Yazhi wrinkled her nose and said, "By the way, husband, are you Qingxia? Is there some misunderstanding? Why are you so reluctant to see others? To find so many excuses to avoid?"

"Don't talk nonsense, if Miss Lin and I have any misunderstanding, don't be suspicious." Xu Guanwu panicked, but still said stiffly.

"You said there was nothing wrong. You called her Qingxia before, and she called you Stanley. I don't know how intimate the address is. Now it's Miss Lin, Miss Lin's?" Zhao Yazhi asked flatly.

"Uh... At that time, she was living in our house. I saw her from morning to night, and she seemed like a family. Naturally, she was called a little more friendly. Now I haven't seen her for two years, and even relatives will be unfamiliar. The name has changed. What's so strange? You just think too much." Xu Guanwu waved his hands and said, "Okay, it's time for you to go to the TV station to prepare for the recording, and stop messing around with me."

"Okay, but anyway, you have time today, why don't you watch my video." Zhao Yazhi said with a smile, "The column "I'm a Big Beauty" is based on your creativity, so you don't want to watch the video What was the time like?"

"I don't want to!" Xu Guanwu didn't even think about it, so he directly refused, "This is a column explaining women's makeup, why should I join in the fun with a big man? What I know is that I love my wife, so I went to visit her for a video; no If you know, you think I’m a psychopath.”

"It's not as exaggerated as you said. When we were recording the show, there were countless boys peeping there." Zhao Yazhi patted her husband reproachfully and said, "Ask you to tell me that they are all psychopaths?"

"Hey, the videos they watched are fake, they probably went to see guests and beautiful models." Xu Guanwu smiled and put on an expression that men can understand, "I already have a female anchor who is prettier than models at home." Naturally, there is no need to go to the studio.”

"I hate it, my mouth looks like it's been smeared with honey, it's strange to believe you." Zhao Yazhi couldn't help but pat him again and said, "Then you really don't want to watch my video?"

"No, okay, don't ask any more questions, go to the TV station quickly. You have to make up and memorize lines. There are many things waiting for you." Xu Guanwu waved his hand quickly and said.

"Then I invite Qingxia to dinner tomorrow, and you really won't come?" Zhao Yazhi asked while putting on her coat.

"I can't go anymore, there are a lot of things to do tomorrow." Xu Guanwu said impatiently, "Go, go."

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After finally sending his wife to the car, Xu Guanwu sat back in front of the sofa, feeling a little disappointed in his heart.

Fish, what I want, bear's paw, what I want.How to have both? !The answer is, just raise a bear that can catch fish.

"Will my wife agree to find another one outside?" Xu Guanwu thought about Zhao Yazhi's performance all the time, and felt that this idea was too unreliable.He dared to say that if he dared to show that kind of meaning, even if his wife was gentle, graceful and generous, she would wave the scissors and snap herself off first, so as to pull out the root of the trouble.

One must know that although Zhao Yazhi has played the role of the White Snake, even though the White Snake is usually dignified, generous, gentle and virtuous, she is still a snake demon in private.If Xu Xian dared to provoke other women outside, the white lady would immediately turn into a snake demon and swallow Xu Xian in one gulp.

Imagining this terrifying scene, Xu Guanwu shuddered a little.He wanted to find some passion outside, but he didn't want to lose his life.Besides, his wife is usually nice to him, but it would be wrong if he went out to hook up again.So after Xu Guanwu calmed down for a while, he decided to read the classics and cultivate his sentiments.So he immediately took out a book from the bookcase and read it.The three big golden characters on the cover are very eye-catching, "Golden Ping Berry"!
"Your official Ximen, ah, what a role model for men! What a pity, what a pity!" Xu Guanwu said enviously while flipping through the pages with relish.

People say that when reading "Golden Ping Berry", those who have compassion are bodhisattvas; those who are afraid are gentlemen; those who are happy are villains;

Xu Guanwu felt that he was a bit of a beast, because he was quite envious of the officials of Ximen.He is smart and beautiful, and he built his family from nothing, and managed a lot of property.If this person was born in modern times, he would be an entrepreneur and business tycoon praised by everyone!It's a pity that he was born in that conservative era, and was regarded by some poor literati as a typical bully landlord, and this book was used to make him and Pan Jinlian the most famous adulterers and prostitutes in history.

In the book that Xu Guanwu admires the most, Wang Po sets up a section called "Story of the Light", which introduces the five essential elements of stealing the sun, Pan Lu Deng Xiaoxian!The so-called Pan refers to Pan An, a famous handsome man in history, who is said to be the ancestor of handsome men.Putting the word Pan in the first place, it can be seen that the first priority of Du Qing is to look handsome.If you are handsome, you will have a good first impression, and only then will you have the possibility of future development.

The donkey refers to the donkey. Anyone who has lived in the countryside should have seen it. It is big and long and black. It is really unforgettable.And men with that kind of talent have done well in history.For example, Lai Ai, the strange man who slept with Qin Shihuang’s mother Zhao Ji, people said that his words can be used as an axle, and after hanging on the wheels made of paulownia wood, he can turn three times in the yard without wilting. This ability is really unparalleled rare.

And Russia also has a legendary figure similar to Lao Ai, Gregory Yefimovich Rasputin.This person is a very legendary figure, who was once in power in the era of Tsarist Russia, and later offended many people because of his arrogance and domineering, which caused his death.But what is surprising is that his vitality is very tenacious. He ate cakes containing cyanide, was shot many times, and was finally thrown into the icy river before he drowned.And his words were later cut out and soaked in antiseptic potion. They are still very well preserved, and they are said to be as long as 38 centimeters. =. =!It's going against the sky, is there any? !

In the first part of "Hellboy", the blind priest who appeared was actually Rasputin. Like the real Rasputin, he died several times without dying, and in the end He also turned into a tentacle monster and had a fierce fight with Hellboy.

As for Deng, he refers to Deng Tong, a famous rich man in Chinese history, who once mastered the right to mint coins in the early years of the Western Han Dynasty. Want cattle X.What this article says is that a man must not only be handsome and capable, but also rich.

As for being small, it means to be a small man, you must know how to cater to women's psychology, you must not put on the airs of a big man, you must know how to keep the cold and warm, and be small and courteous.There have always been many beauties who chose ugly men in the end, which really shattered the glasses of the ground.For example, Lee Hyori, who is known as the most sexy beauty in Korea, her boyfriend looks very sorry to the audience.And Lin Qingxia's husband, a wealthy businessman from the Xing family, is also unflattering in appearance.And the male protagonist who broke out kissing with the mainland actress surnamed Dong, who is known as a pure and lovely white lotus, also looks inappropriate.

The important factor for them to be able to win the hearts of beauties is to be good at being low-key and being small, and to be courteous frequently.It is said that when Lin Qingxia was filming outdoor scenes, even though the wealthy businessman of the Xing family was very busy with work, she still often found time to visit the set and ask for warmth, which moved Lin Qingxia who was hurt by Qin Han very much.

And the last word "leisure" means more free time and more time.Stealing the sun is a long and difficult war that costs not only money but also time.If you are a busy person who is too busy to spare time every day and forgets to eat and sleep, then basically you will not have the thought of stealing the sun.I'm so busy that I can't even sleep well, and I don't even eat deliciously, so why would I think about that? !The so-called satiety and warmth can conceive lust, which is the truth.

The reason why Xu Guanwu appreciates this passage the most, especially the five characters he has studied the most, is that he still has some nasty little thoughts in his heart.But according to calculations, among Pan Lu and Deng Xiaoxian, Pan An's looks like Xu Guanwu are gone. Although his appearance is slightly better than that of the youngest Xu Guanying, he is definitely not handsome, and he is far worse than his fourth brother Xu Guanjie.However, Xu Guanwu has one more advantage, that is, he has been a rich man for a long time, so he lives in Yiqi and raises his body, so he naturally has an aura of calmness and prestige.And this kind of temperament is often more lethal to women than superficial appearance.

Xu Guanwu, a licensed donkey donkey, didn't have it at first, but after recuperating for half a year in the mainland, after being recuperated by a famous doctor, Xu Guanwu's ability in that area can be described as amazing, so Xu Guanwu has this one.

And as much money as Deng Tong, naturally it is no problem.Xu Guanwu's current wealth has been able to rank among the top ten richest people in Hong Kong.Of course, these are the rich people on the bright side. In fact, there are many hidden rich families in Hong Kong who can't hide and make a fortune silently. The wealth they own is also very amazing.With Xu Guanwu's so much money, even if he was the same as the ancient emperors, it would be no problem to have 72 concubines in the Six Courts of the Three Palaces.

As for the small side, Xu Guanwu doesn't mind being courteous in front of the woman he loves, that's how he chased his wife Zhao Yazhi back then.And if facing Lin Qingxia, Wang Zuxian, Zhong Chuhong, these celebrities who were already very fond of in the previous life, Xu Guanwu naturally doesn't mind being a cameo star chaser.

As for leisure, Xu Guanwu also has a lot of time.

(End of this chapter)