The king of ghost horse comedy
Chapter 411
Chapter 411
On the whole, Pan Lv, Deng Xiaoxian, and Xu Guanwu accounted for at least four of them. It stands to reason that cheating is no longer a problem, but the actual situation is that, except for the drunken derailment, Xu Guanwu can now say that It is "keep your body like jade".
The reason is naturally that in ancient times, three wives and four concubines were very common, and the average villager still wanted to hit two buckets of wheat so that he could marry a young wife and go home, let alone those rich and rich.
But now laws and morals are advocating monogamy, and the social environment has changed.Xu Guanwu's desire to open the harem is undoubtedly challenging the entire society.It is a typical perverse action, and you will definitely be beaten to the ground in the end.
Just like Liu Luanxiong, who is known as a celebrity killer in Hong Kong, although he successively got Li Jiaxin, a beautiful woman, but in the end he also got divorced, and his wife took away hundreds of millions of his net worth.
The playboy Lin Jianyue fell in love with the actress Wang Yuxian, and they were divorced but could not marry her, which was unanimously opposed by the Lin family.And he yelled out the classic saying, "Just spend 1000 million to call a chicken", which is really very ruthless.And this also greatly damaged the image of Wang Yuxian, who has always shown her image as a pure girl, and finally had to withdraw from the Hong Kong showbiz in a bleak manner.
Although Lin Jianyue's first wife, Xie Lingling, divorced him, she can still live in the Lin family mansion. At the same time, she also took away Lin Jianyue's net worth of hundreds of millions of Hong Kong dollars, which is higher than that of Diana and Prince Charles who divorced at the same time.
It can be seen that if a man wants to be romantic, he has to bear the price after being romantic.For example, Wu Mengda has several wives, but the monthly alimony costs hundreds of thousands, which makes him travel between the two sides of the Taiwan Strait when he is old, and he also acts in TV series and makes movies. Go with the bad ones.
And Alan Tam also has two wives in one house, but in the end he also made one head and two big ones, and even made news that his original wife became a monk. It seems that this kind of blessing is not so easy to enjoy.
……
Xu Guanwu re-read this "Golden Ping Berry" again, and envied and hated Ximen officials.When he saw that the family of Ximen Daguan's wife and children were separated, and they fled to death, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
But at this moment, Xu Guanwu stood up when he heard the sound of a car outside the door, and looked out through the glass window, but it was his wife Zhao Yazhi who had returned.
Xu Guanwu put the book back on the bookshelf, then came out with a smile, "Honey, you have worked hard."
"En." Zhao Yazhi nodded, looking really tired.
It is true that hosting a show seems easy, but in fact, it is indeed a very exhausting thing to take into account the rhythm of the show, maintain interaction with the guests, and maintain the atmosphere of the show.
"Come on, come on, sit here, let me give you a massage." Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "How was the video recording today? Did it go well?"
"Fortunately, Qingxia is also quite cooperative. We also painted a brighter makeup for her. You can go and see it when this episode airs. It's still quite amazing." Zhao Yazhi smiled. laughed.
"That's right, then I really need to see it." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.
"By the way, I made an appointment with her to have dinner at Paisley Restaurant tomorrow night, do you really not have time to come together?" Zhao Yazhi suddenly asked while enjoying her husband's massage.
"I have something to do tonight, you two should go, okay?" Xu Guanwu frowned and said with a smile.
"What can you do tomorrow night? It's okay to have a meeting during the day, but is it possible to have a meeting at night?" Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously, "Is there any misunderstanding between you and Qingxia? If so, I will help How about being a peacemaker in the middle?"
Xu Guanwu couldn't help but smiled awkwardly when he heard this, because there was a gap between me and her because of you. "It's really nothing, you always like to think about it. Okay, take off your makeup and take a shower, go to bed early, there are still a lot of things to do tomorrow."
"When it comes to Qingxia, you have all kinds of excuses." Zhao Yazhi stood up and said, "Then you really won't go tomorrow?"
"No, I've said many times that I won't go." Xu Guanwu directly refused, "Don't ask any more, or it's time for a spanking."
"Okay, if you don't want to go, I'll go by myself." Seeing this, Zhao Yazhi stopped trying to persuade her.
Seeing this, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.
……
The next day, Xu Guanwu lingered in the company for a long time, and didn't come home until after ten o'clock in the evening.But when he returned home, he found that his wife Zhao Yazhi hadn't come back, which made Xu Guanwu somewhat puzzled.
It is said that two people go to Pais Western restaurant for dinner at six o'clock in the evening, even if they eat late at seven o'clock, they should finish eating, and even if they have a cup of coffee later, or meet to go to a famous brand store, they should come back so late .
Just when he was puzzled, he heard the sound of a car's engine outside the house, and when he looked outside, he saw some figures shaking.
Xu Guanwu walked over suspiciously to have a look, but it was his wife Zhao Yazhi, whose face was flushed, and walked over with the support of bodyguards.
"Oh, why are you so drunk?" Xu Guanwu went up to her in surprise and asked, he could already smell the strong smell of alcohol on her body from a long distance away.
"I'm not the most drunk. Qingxia is even more drunk than me. I was afraid that she would drink so much and no one would serve her when she returned to the hotel, so I brought her home too." Zhao Yazhi saw Xu Guanwu , suddenly grinning silly.
Xu Guanwu couldn't help being taken aback after hearing this, he was really afraid of something.The more I wanted to hide, the more I couldn't dodge, it really made him one head and two big.
But the matter has come to this point, and it's useless to complain any more. Hearing that Lin Qingxia also came over, Xu Guanwu immediately ordered the maid to help her out of the car.
When someone came out and took a look, it turned out that she was even more drunk than Zhao Yazhi, her face was as red as dyed red cloth, and her mind was also a little unconscious, and she was completely relying on the maid to support her so that she would not be limp on the ground.But in this way, the maid is also carrying a heavy burden, and it is difficult to move around.
Seeing this, Xu Guanwu couldn't help sighing, walked over, bent down, and put Lin Qingxia on his back, "Oh, you are so serious, the two women still drink so much. Fortunately, there are bodyguards to protect you, Otherwise, you will be taken advantage of after drinking without knowing it."
"It was Qingxia who insisted on dragging me to drink, so I went. Do you think I really like drinking? Isn't it just to show the friendship of the landlord." Zhao Yazhi said stubbornly.
"Okay, okay, let Sister Wang make some hangover soup later, after you two finish drinking, go to bed early." Xu Guanwu frowned and said, he probably already guessed why Lin Qingxia drank so much wine However, even though there was such a beautiful woman who felt sad because of her own reasons, Xu Guanwu was a little secretly happy, but what Lin Qingxia did made him feel a lot of pressure.
The so-called most difficult to bear the grace of beauty.Beautiful people are affectionate, but common people are short of breath.Xu Guanwu didn't want to disappoint Lin Qingxia's affection, and he also wanted to have something to do with her, but he didn't want to hurt Zhao Yazhi because of it.Therefore, Xu Guanwu is also in a dilemma, and is tortured by morality and desire.
Seeing that her husband carried Lin Qingxia on his back, Zhao Yazhi frowned, "Husband, Qingxia still needs bodyguards to help her, even though she was a little dizzy from drinking too much wine." No, you can carry me on your back."
"It's just a few steps away. You're not too drunk to walk." Xu Guanwu frowned, "Stop thinking about it, and get a good night's sleep after drinking the hangover soup."
Seeing this, Zhao Yazhi couldn't help but lick her mouth, and suddenly felt that her speculation all along seemed to be completely wrong.She originally thought that her husband and Lin Qingxia had some misunderstanding, that's why she didn't want to have dinner with her.But now it seems that is not the case at all.
"If Xu Guanwu hates her, why should he condescend to carry her in the past, and why did he go to the airport to pick her up in person yesterday?! They didn't have any misunderstanding at all!" Zhao Yazhi said with a flash of inspiration in her mind, "Then why Husband doesn't want to go to dinner together? He always finds all kinds of excuses to refuse? If it's not that he hates her, then..."
It was as if a bolt of lightning flashed through Zhao Yazhi's mind, and with a bang, it illuminated all the places that she hadn't thought of before.
"Could there be any ambiguous relationship between them?! But if that's the case, shouldn't it be to create all kinds of opportunities to be together? Then why does my husband keep rejecting it repeatedly?" Zhao Yazhi continued to speculate, "And if that's the case In other words, on the surface, Qingxia went to Hong Kong to do publicity, but she was able to have an affair with her husband in private, which should be a very happy thing, but why did she look so disappointed today, and even drank it in one breath? How about so much wine?"
The more Zhao Yazhi thought about it, the more she felt that there were many flaws, and it seemed that the whole thing couldn't be solved at all, which made her more and more confused.But just when she was lost in thought, Xu Guanwu had already put Lin Qingxia on his back, and then stepped into the room with a few steps, and put Lin Qingxia carefully on the sofa.She was also very careful to let her lean on the pillow so that she wouldn't get into her neck.
Seeing this, Zhao Yazhi felt even more terrified, and couldn't help regretting that she shouldn't have brought Qingxia home this time.
After Xu Guanwu settled Lin Qingxia, he walked over to help Zhao Yazhi.
"I don't want you to help me, I want you to carry me too." Zhao Yazhi said coquettishly, and the female bodyguard at the side couldn't help showing a gloating expression on her face.
Xu Guanwu glared at the female bodyguard, "It's not that you're too drunk to walk, why do you have to carry it on your back?"
"I just want you to recite it, do you recite it or not?" Zhao Yazhi suddenly lost her temper when she heard Xu Guanwu's words, and said stomping her feet.
"When my husband recited Lin Qingxia just now, he didn't have so many words at all. Now let him recite me, but there are so many reasons. He pushes left and right, obviously he doesn't take himself seriously." Zhao Yazhi became more and more angry when she thought about it. , while drunk, couldn't help losing his temper.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll just carry you." Xu Guanwu said, bowing his waist, as if to carry Zhao Yazhi.
"Wait, wait, I don't want you to carry me anymore, I want your princess to hug me and carry me into the living room." Zhao Yazhi suddenly shouted again.
Xu Guanwu didn't want to be as knowledgeable as a drunk, so he heard her shout, hurried over, and picked up his wife with one hand. "Wow, so heavy!"
Although Zhao Yazhi's height is only [-], she is considered thinner among women, but she has been well nourished in the past few years, so that although she does not look plump, her bones are heavier than others.Especially drunk people, because they can't exert any strength on their bodies, they appear even heavier.This princess hugged Xu Guanwu's body with all its weight, and he couldn't help but groan.
As for the next few steps leading to the living room, normally you only need to lift your legs lightly to go up, but now in front of Xu Guanwu, it seems that there is a mountain lying across.
"What's the matter, you put so much effort in carrying others, but you are so reluctant to hold me." Zhao Yazhi looked at Xu Guanwu with drunken eyes, and couldn't help but said sourly.
"There's nothing wrong with it." Xu Guanwu insisted on talking hard, while holding his wife and walking towards the steps.
On the first level, Xu Guanwu's legs began to feel weak; on the second level, Xu Guanwu's legs began to shake; on the third level, Xu Guanwu's sweat flowed down; on the fourth level, Xu Guanwu could no longer support himself; on the fifth level, Xu Guanwu felt weak up.
(End of this chapter)
On the whole, Pan Lv, Deng Xiaoxian, and Xu Guanwu accounted for at least four of them. It stands to reason that cheating is no longer a problem, but the actual situation is that, except for the drunken derailment, Xu Guanwu can now say that It is "keep your body like jade".
The reason is naturally that in ancient times, three wives and four concubines were very common, and the average villager still wanted to hit two buckets of wheat so that he could marry a young wife and go home, let alone those rich and rich.
But now laws and morals are advocating monogamy, and the social environment has changed.Xu Guanwu's desire to open the harem is undoubtedly challenging the entire society.It is a typical perverse action, and you will definitely be beaten to the ground in the end.
Just like Liu Luanxiong, who is known as a celebrity killer in Hong Kong, although he successively got Li Jiaxin, a beautiful woman, but in the end he also got divorced, and his wife took away hundreds of millions of his net worth.
The playboy Lin Jianyue fell in love with the actress Wang Yuxian, and they were divorced but could not marry her, which was unanimously opposed by the Lin family.And he yelled out the classic saying, "Just spend 1000 million to call a chicken", which is really very ruthless.And this also greatly damaged the image of Wang Yuxian, who has always shown her image as a pure girl, and finally had to withdraw from the Hong Kong showbiz in a bleak manner.
Although Lin Jianyue's first wife, Xie Lingling, divorced him, she can still live in the Lin family mansion. At the same time, she also took away Lin Jianyue's net worth of hundreds of millions of Hong Kong dollars, which is higher than that of Diana and Prince Charles who divorced at the same time.
It can be seen that if a man wants to be romantic, he has to bear the price after being romantic.For example, Wu Mengda has several wives, but the monthly alimony costs hundreds of thousands, which makes him travel between the two sides of the Taiwan Strait when he is old, and he also acts in TV series and makes movies. Go with the bad ones.
And Alan Tam also has two wives in one house, but in the end he also made one head and two big ones, and even made news that his original wife became a monk. It seems that this kind of blessing is not so easy to enjoy.
……
Xu Guanwu re-read this "Golden Ping Berry" again, and envied and hated Ximen officials.When he saw that the family of Ximen Daguan's wife and children were separated, and they fled to death, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
But at this moment, Xu Guanwu stood up when he heard the sound of a car outside the door, and looked out through the glass window, but it was his wife Zhao Yazhi who had returned.
Xu Guanwu put the book back on the bookshelf, then came out with a smile, "Honey, you have worked hard."
"En." Zhao Yazhi nodded, looking really tired.
It is true that hosting a show seems easy, but in fact, it is indeed a very exhausting thing to take into account the rhythm of the show, maintain interaction with the guests, and maintain the atmosphere of the show.
"Come on, come on, sit here, let me give you a massage." Xu Guanwu smiled and said, "How was the video recording today? Did it go well?"
"Fortunately, Qingxia is also quite cooperative. We also painted a brighter makeup for her. You can go and see it when this episode airs. It's still quite amazing." Zhao Yazhi smiled. laughed.
"That's right, then I really need to see it." Xu Guanwu smiled and said.
"By the way, I made an appointment with her to have dinner at Paisley Restaurant tomorrow night, do you really not have time to come together?" Zhao Yazhi suddenly asked while enjoying her husband's massage.
"I have something to do tonight, you two should go, okay?" Xu Guanwu frowned and said with a smile.
"What can you do tomorrow night? It's okay to have a meeting during the day, but is it possible to have a meeting at night?" Zhao Yazhi asked suspiciously, "Is there any misunderstanding between you and Qingxia? If so, I will help How about being a peacemaker in the middle?"
Xu Guanwu couldn't help but smiled awkwardly when he heard this, because there was a gap between me and her because of you. "It's really nothing, you always like to think about it. Okay, take off your makeup and take a shower, go to bed early, there are still a lot of things to do tomorrow."
"When it comes to Qingxia, you have all kinds of excuses." Zhao Yazhi stood up and said, "Then you really won't go tomorrow?"
"No, I've said many times that I won't go." Xu Guanwu directly refused, "Don't ask any more, or it's time for a spanking."
"Okay, if you don't want to go, I'll go by myself." Seeing this, Zhao Yazhi stopped trying to persuade her.
Seeing this, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.
……
The next day, Xu Guanwu lingered in the company for a long time, and didn't come home until after ten o'clock in the evening.But when he returned home, he found that his wife Zhao Yazhi hadn't come back, which made Xu Guanwu somewhat puzzled.
It is said that two people go to Pais Western restaurant for dinner at six o'clock in the evening, even if they eat late at seven o'clock, they should finish eating, and even if they have a cup of coffee later, or meet to go to a famous brand store, they should come back so late .
Just when he was puzzled, he heard the sound of a car's engine outside the house, and when he looked outside, he saw some figures shaking.
Xu Guanwu walked over suspiciously to have a look, but it was his wife Zhao Yazhi, whose face was flushed, and walked over with the support of bodyguards.
"Oh, why are you so drunk?" Xu Guanwu went up to her in surprise and asked, he could already smell the strong smell of alcohol on her body from a long distance away.
"I'm not the most drunk. Qingxia is even more drunk than me. I was afraid that she would drink so much and no one would serve her when she returned to the hotel, so I brought her home too." Zhao Yazhi saw Xu Guanwu , suddenly grinning silly.
Xu Guanwu couldn't help being taken aback after hearing this, he was really afraid of something.The more I wanted to hide, the more I couldn't dodge, it really made him one head and two big.
But the matter has come to this point, and it's useless to complain any more. Hearing that Lin Qingxia also came over, Xu Guanwu immediately ordered the maid to help her out of the car.
When someone came out and took a look, it turned out that she was even more drunk than Zhao Yazhi, her face was as red as dyed red cloth, and her mind was also a little unconscious, and she was completely relying on the maid to support her so that she would not be limp on the ground.But in this way, the maid is also carrying a heavy burden, and it is difficult to move around.
Seeing this, Xu Guanwu couldn't help sighing, walked over, bent down, and put Lin Qingxia on his back, "Oh, you are so serious, the two women still drink so much. Fortunately, there are bodyguards to protect you, Otherwise, you will be taken advantage of after drinking without knowing it."
"It was Qingxia who insisted on dragging me to drink, so I went. Do you think I really like drinking? Isn't it just to show the friendship of the landlord." Zhao Yazhi said stubbornly.
"Okay, okay, let Sister Wang make some hangover soup later, after you two finish drinking, go to bed early." Xu Guanwu frowned and said, he probably already guessed why Lin Qingxia drank so much wine However, even though there was such a beautiful woman who felt sad because of her own reasons, Xu Guanwu was a little secretly happy, but what Lin Qingxia did made him feel a lot of pressure.
The so-called most difficult to bear the grace of beauty.Beautiful people are affectionate, but common people are short of breath.Xu Guanwu didn't want to disappoint Lin Qingxia's affection, and he also wanted to have something to do with her, but he didn't want to hurt Zhao Yazhi because of it.Therefore, Xu Guanwu is also in a dilemma, and is tortured by morality and desire.
Seeing that her husband carried Lin Qingxia on his back, Zhao Yazhi frowned, "Husband, Qingxia still needs bodyguards to help her, even though she was a little dizzy from drinking too much wine." No, you can carry me on your back."
"It's just a few steps away. You're not too drunk to walk." Xu Guanwu frowned, "Stop thinking about it, and get a good night's sleep after drinking the hangover soup."
Seeing this, Zhao Yazhi couldn't help but lick her mouth, and suddenly felt that her speculation all along seemed to be completely wrong.She originally thought that her husband and Lin Qingxia had some misunderstanding, that's why she didn't want to have dinner with her.But now it seems that is not the case at all.
"If Xu Guanwu hates her, why should he condescend to carry her in the past, and why did he go to the airport to pick her up in person yesterday?! They didn't have any misunderstanding at all!" Zhao Yazhi said with a flash of inspiration in her mind, "Then why Husband doesn't want to go to dinner together? He always finds all kinds of excuses to refuse? If it's not that he hates her, then..."
It was as if a bolt of lightning flashed through Zhao Yazhi's mind, and with a bang, it illuminated all the places that she hadn't thought of before.
"Could there be any ambiguous relationship between them?! But if that's the case, shouldn't it be to create all kinds of opportunities to be together? Then why does my husband keep rejecting it repeatedly?" Zhao Yazhi continued to speculate, "And if that's the case In other words, on the surface, Qingxia went to Hong Kong to do publicity, but she was able to have an affair with her husband in private, which should be a very happy thing, but why did she look so disappointed today, and even drank it in one breath? How about so much wine?"
The more Zhao Yazhi thought about it, the more she felt that there were many flaws, and it seemed that the whole thing couldn't be solved at all, which made her more and more confused.But just when she was lost in thought, Xu Guanwu had already put Lin Qingxia on his back, and then stepped into the room with a few steps, and put Lin Qingxia carefully on the sofa.She was also very careful to let her lean on the pillow so that she wouldn't get into her neck.
Seeing this, Zhao Yazhi felt even more terrified, and couldn't help regretting that she shouldn't have brought Qingxia home this time.
After Xu Guanwu settled Lin Qingxia, he walked over to help Zhao Yazhi.
"I don't want you to help me, I want you to carry me too." Zhao Yazhi said coquettishly, and the female bodyguard at the side couldn't help showing a gloating expression on her face.
Xu Guanwu glared at the female bodyguard, "It's not that you're too drunk to walk, why do you have to carry it on your back?"
"I just want you to recite it, do you recite it or not?" Zhao Yazhi suddenly lost her temper when she heard Xu Guanwu's words, and said stomping her feet.
"When my husband recited Lin Qingxia just now, he didn't have so many words at all. Now let him recite me, but there are so many reasons. He pushes left and right, obviously he doesn't take himself seriously." Zhao Yazhi became more and more angry when she thought about it. , while drunk, couldn't help losing his temper.
"Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll just carry you." Xu Guanwu said, bowing his waist, as if to carry Zhao Yazhi.
"Wait, wait, I don't want you to carry me anymore, I want your princess to hug me and carry me into the living room." Zhao Yazhi suddenly shouted again.
Xu Guanwu didn't want to be as knowledgeable as a drunk, so he heard her shout, hurried over, and picked up his wife with one hand. "Wow, so heavy!"
Although Zhao Yazhi's height is only [-], she is considered thinner among women, but she has been well nourished in the past few years, so that although she does not look plump, her bones are heavier than others.Especially drunk people, because they can't exert any strength on their bodies, they appear even heavier.This princess hugged Xu Guanwu's body with all its weight, and he couldn't help but groan.
As for the next few steps leading to the living room, normally you only need to lift your legs lightly to go up, but now in front of Xu Guanwu, it seems that there is a mountain lying across.
"What's the matter, you put so much effort in carrying others, but you are so reluctant to hold me." Zhao Yazhi looked at Xu Guanwu with drunken eyes, and couldn't help but said sourly.
"There's nothing wrong with it." Xu Guanwu insisted on talking hard, while holding his wife and walking towards the steps.
On the first level, Xu Guanwu's legs began to feel weak; on the second level, Xu Guanwu's legs began to shake; on the third level, Xu Guanwu's sweat flowed down; on the fourth level, Xu Guanwu could no longer support himself; on the fifth level, Xu Guanwu felt weak up.
(End of this chapter)
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