The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 413 Silent confrontation

"Okay, okay, I'll wipe it for you." Xu Guanwu agreed, and helped Zhao Yazhi wipe it carefully with a towel.

"Stanley, you and Ah Zhi are really in love. Even in front of me as a guest, you are so unavoidable. It really makes me both envious and embarrassed." Lin Qingxia said quietly from the side, her tone full of sourness the taste of.

Zhao Yazhi immediately glared at her, "My husband and I show affection, do you have a dime relationship? Seeing that the two of us are so affectionate, why don't you retreat quickly? Do you think you can really succeed?"

"If you don't try, how will you know if it will work? Besides, if you can get this man, why can't I? If you don't want me to fight, I will fight for you." Lin Qingxia stared back with a look that was also not to be outdone.

The sound of si, si, si erupted again in the air (purely imagined)...

"Actually, we don't usually do this. It's just that we got drunk today. Somehow, we seem to be different people... Ouch." Xu Guanwu turned his head and explained to Lin Qingxia with a smile.

He said this to reassure Lin Qingxia, and he didn't want her to be hurt too much.But before he finished speaking, there was a sharp pain in his feet, and when he looked down, he saw that the culprit had already taken back the tools of the crime, but there was still a petite shoe print on Xu Guanwu Guangkeren's leather shoes.

Needless to say, this shoe print was left by his wife Zhao Yazhi.

After listening to Xu Guanwu's explanation, Lin Qingxia couldn't help laughing more and more happily, "So that's it!" She nodded and looked at Zhao Yazhi playfully, "It seems that your love is just a fake, now it's exposed Diorama."

Seeing Lin Qingxia's playful eyes, Zhao Yazhi felt even more annoyed, "Husband, since Qingxia is already awake, please ask someone to take her back to the hotel." She said with a smile, but the look in Lin Qingxia's eyes was different. It was bone-piercingly cold, "Since I have the ability to invite you here, I also have the ability to send you away."

"It's not good, it's so late..." Xu Guanwu hesitated.Although he wanted to avoid Lin Qingxia before, so that this relationship, which was just a little bit, could be quickly killed in this cradle before substantial progress occurred.

But when he carried his wife Zhao Yazhi up the steps, Xu Guanwu had another understanding.If you don't do some things, you will never know the result. Escape is not the only way to solve the problem.What if the wife is willing to have two horses in the same slot?Or from now on, two women can work together and one husband can live under the same roof without shame? !
This kind of temptation was so great that Xu Guanwu couldn't help but want to take the risk, so when he heard his wife wanted to send Miss Lin back to the hotel, Xu Guanwu immediately refused.

Hearing what he said, Lin Qingxia immediately showed a happy expression on her face, and at the same time looked at Zhao Yazhi provocatively, "See, it's not that I don't want to go, it's that your husband doesn't want me to go."

Zhao Yazhi was almost blown out of her lungs, "But there is no room in our house now, the guest room is full of clothes." Zhao Yazhi pursed her lips and said, "You can't let Miss Lin live with the servants, can you? "

"I said earlier that I don't want you to buy so many clothes. Look at the guest room is full now." Xu Guanwu said immediately, "Well, it's getting too late, if you send them back, I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep until dawn." No. Why don't we just do this, I sleep on the sofa in the living room, and you and Qingxia sleep in the bedroom, is this a good idea?"

"Stanley, I have wronged you so much, I think I should go first." Lin Qingxia said pitifully behind her, but she looked at Zhao Yazhi with a playful look, "Look, yes Your husband insisted on not letting me go. He kept me so enthusiastically, which shows that he also has intentions in my heart, so we are a couple who love each other. You should be more sensible and make room early. By the way, I have to get you Move all the tattered clothes I bought, because after this lady moves in, it will be filled with my own clothes."

"Yes, Qingxia is right, I think it's better to send her back." Zhao Yazhi hurriedly added fuel to the flames when she heard her say this.I thought to myself that I wouldn't talk nonsense with you any more, as long as I send you away now and forbid you to meet your husband again in the future, even if you have any plans, you don't have to think about it.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not wrong to sleep on the sofa. It's good to sleep on a wooden bed when I was young. Besides, this sofa is soft and soft, and it's actually more comfortable to sleep on than Simmons." Xu Guanwu waved his hands and said, "Okay, That's it. It's getting late. You two should go to your room early to rest. I haven't seen you in two years. I think there will be a lot of private things to talk about. One night is enough for you to have a good chat gone."

"Yes, I do have a lot to talk to A Zhi." Lin Qingxia looked at Zhao Yazhi provocatively and said with a smile. "There are some things to talk about."

"Yeah, I also have a lot to talk about with Qingxia." Zhao Yazhi also stared at Lin Qingxia, "Come here, I'm afraid you won't succeed?"

"Then go to bed earlier, it's getting late." Xu Guanwu waved his hand and said, he didn't know if he was blind or pretended to be blind, as if he didn't see the spark between the two women.

Zhao Yazhi and Lin Qingxia held their heads high, like boxers about to go to the ring, walked into the bedroom arrogantly together.

"Hey, it would be great if I could follow in at this time too?!" Xu Guanwu couldn't help but sighed.Talking too much will cause tears, Xu Guanwu decided to let go of this unrealistic fantasy first, and take a good rest before talking.

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Although Xu Guanwu insisted that sleeping on the sofa is more comfortable than sleeping on Simmons, the truth is that the sofa is too soft, and when lying down, there is a trap, making people feel like they are stuck in a quagmire, and it is very difficult to turn over.

In addition, Xu Guanwu still has a problem with choosing a bed, so he turned over and over on the sofa, like a pancake, but couldn't fall asleep.

"I don't know what the two of them are whispering. Will they mention me? It's a pity that there is no bug, otherwise you can enjoy the private conversation between the two beauties." Xu Guanwu, who couldn't sleep, was extremely flexible at the moment. He couldn't help but get up YY to the two beauties who were less than ten meters away from him.

"Imagine, if I could also lie in the bedroom at this time, with my wife Zhao Yazhi on the left and beautiful Lin Lin on the right. Oh, hugging from the left to the right, how cool it would be." Xu Guanwu thought of the happy place, Can't help but let out a series of cheap laughs.

"Why don't you come to the door to eavesdrop?" Xu Guanwu suddenly had this idea in his mind, so he thought of taking action, he quickly jumped up from the sofa and tiptoed to the bedroom door, Putting his ear close to the door, he secretly hated himself for not thinking about it, and only now came to eavesdrop, and he didn't know how many wonderful contents he missed.

But when he put his ear close to the door, he couldn't hear anything. Xu Guanwu couldn't help being a little puzzled, "Could it be that he's already fast asleep? Or is this room so soundproof, so he can't hear anything at all?"

Xu Guanwu himself couldn't figure out what the reason was, but he planned to try again.Running into the kitchen, Xu Guanwu found a glass with a thin bottom, then walked back to the bedroom door, stuck the mouth of the glass to the door, and put his ears on the bottom of the glass.

This good way of eavesdropping was learned by Xu Guanwu from the movies.In "King Kong" filmed by the great director Peter Jackson, and "City Hunter" starring Cheng Long directed by Wang Jing, some people have used this method to eavesdrop, presumably it is not just the director's nonsense.

Sure enough, when he put his ear to it again this time, Xu Guanwu faintly heard something moving inside.Just why does it sound like it's gasping and moaning? !And it looks like hemp still makes a creaking sound? !

"Uh, the two of them won't be doing back-and-forth in there, right?!" Xu Guanwu couldn't help but think in doubt, this voice is so familiar to him, it will sound once every other week, it can be called "Blissful Ecstasy!"

It's just that today Xu Guanwu was standing outside the door, and the one with his wife on the bed was Miss Lin. "Could it be that after the two of them are naked, what will they do?!" Poof!Xu Guanwu almost spit out a mouthful of nosebleeds, just thinking about it has already made people congested badly, and if he thinks about it again, he is really afraid that his blood vessels will burst.

"Could this be the harmonious solution God gave me?" Xu Guanwu couldn't help guessing, it seems that if this kind of two women work together as one husband, he is more acceptable.Just what should this be called?Triangular relationship? !

"No matter what the relationship is, it would be great if the two beauties can live in harmony, under the same roof and under the same man!" Xu Guanwu couldn't help laughing when he thought of the beauty.

But when he was laughing happily, he suddenly heard the sound of footsteps, and then the sound of the door opening.Xu Guanwu hurried to the side at an extremely fast speed, and saw the door snap open, and Lin Qingxia rushed out of the room in a hurry.

Seeing Xu Guanwu not far from the door with a cup in his hand, he couldn't help being taken aback, and then threw himself into his arms.

Xu Guanwu's eyes were filled with warmth and fragrance, and he felt the softness and warmth of Lin Qingxia's body, which made his whole body go limp. He couldn't hold the glass in his hand, and fell directly to the floor.

"This is... what's wrong?" Xu Guanwu swallowed, and asked with difficulty with a hoarse voice.

"Woooo..." Lin Qingxia didn't speak, but just cried on Xu Guanwu's shoulder, which made him a little puzzled.

At this time, Xu Guanwu saw two murderous eyes shot over, it was his wife Zhao Yazhi, which made him shudder, as if he was facing a tyrannosaurus.

Xu Guanwu was stared at by his wife, and immediately woke up from the lost state, and quickly pushed Lin Qingxia away from her arms.

But at this moment, with the help of the dim light, Xu Guanwu saw that there seemed to be several rows of bloodstains on Lin Qingxia's face, four in a row, as if she had been scratched by a wild cat.It's just that the Xu family has never kept cats, so who could be making trouble on this face?

"Qingxia, what's going on with your face? Why are there bloodstains?" Xu Guanwu couldn't help asking in surprise.

"I scratched it." Zhao Yazhi said coldly. Her tone of voice, coupled with her sharp eyes, and the fluffy white one-piece pajamas on her body, was like a female killer in a horror movie. I can't help but feel a little apprehensive.

"Why are you tickling her? After all, you're just a guest. Besides, your sisters are deeply in love. Why do you have to do this?" Xu Guanwu couldn't help asking.

"Hmph! It's just a guest, but it's a bad guest. Sisters love each other, but it's just what you think." Zhao Yazhi said bitterly, "Since you protect her so much and like her so much, then live with her, I want Go back to my mother's house, and none of you will stop me."

As Zhao Yazhi said, she walked out of the bedroom in a hurry.Xu Guanwu was taken aback by Zhao Yazhi's words, and when he came back to his senses, he saw his wife had already walked to the door.

Seeing that Xu Guanwu was still standing there, still hugging Lin Qingxia and not letting go, Zhao Yazhi became even angrier, pushed the door open and walked out.

Just as Xu Guanwu woke up, he quickly let go of Lin Qingxia and chased her out.

(End of this chapter)