The king of ghost horse comedy

Chapter 414 The Dog Bites the Hedgehog
But Zhao Yazhi was very angry, as if she wanted to teach Xu Guanwu a lesson, when she heard his call, she didn't stop at all, she still strode into the car, and started the car directly.

Seeing his wife riding Juechen in a car, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but froze there. "What the hell is going on with all this?! How did my wife find out about this? And how did she fight like this? Could it be that there is no way to live in harmony? Then my wish for a harem is not Is it difficult to achieve?"

Xu Guanwu thought about it for a long time, and suddenly realized that there was a beautiful woman in the room, so he turned around quickly.Walking into the house, I saw Lin Qingxia pear blossoms with rain and tears in her eyes, which was even more pitiful.Although Xu Guanwu was a little sad because his wife ran away from home, he still couldn't help but feel moved when he saw this scene.

"Qingxia, don't cry, I'll get you some medicinal wine and wipe the wound well. Don't get infected, it won't be good if you lose your face." Xu Guanwu went into the bedroom to look for medicine while thinking.

"You care so much about my appearance, if I really lose my appearance, will you despise me?" Lin Qingxia suddenly asked coldly.

Seeing Xu Guanwu chasing after him anxiously just now, Lin Qingxia couldn't help feeling very jealous.And seeing Xu Guanwu standing outside the door, looking at Zhao Yazhi's car shadow for so long, made her even more jealous.

Hearing Lin Qingxia's question, Xu Guanwu couldn't help but sighed, "I'm just worried about your injury, don't be so sensitive, okay?" As he said, Xu Guanwu had already turned out the medicine box, and then found out the medicine for household use. Purple potion and OK bandage.

"Come on, sit down, I'll help you wipe the wound, really don't get infected." Xu Guanwu beckoned to her.

Lin Qingxia came over and sat on the bed linen in the bedroom, then raised her face very cooperatively.

Xu Guanwu dipped a little purple lotion on a cotton swab, and then gently wiped Lin Qingxia's wound carefully, "What's the matter with you and Azhi? Why did you fight for no reason? See if you're still hurt like this. It won't go away."

Hearing his question, Lin Qingxia couldn't help but glanced at him, "Don't you know why A Zhi and I fought? Don't you feel it at all?"

Xu Guanwu couldn't help his heart beat faster when she said that.To be honest, there are two women, both of whom are peerless beauties, who can be jealous of him, and even fight, it is really an honor for Xu Guanwu, which was impossible in his previous life.

But the hardest thing to bear is the beauty's favor. If two people spread out like this, showing off their military horses, they would pinch and scratch each other when they met, making them look like black-eyed chickens. Then Xu Guanwu, who was caught in the middle, would really suffer the most.

The cotton swab stained with purple lotion touched the wound, making Lin Qingxia shiver uncontrollably, and at the same time let out a vague moan.Xu Guanwu didn't know if it was really hurting her, or if she was deliberately seducing him, but it was enough to make Xu Guanwu's mind distracted, and his mind was full of distracting thoughts.

When dealing with the wound, Xu Guanwu was much more careful.He helped Lin Qingxia clean the wound a few times, and put on a few OK bandages for her, which made Lin Qingxia, who was originally incomparably glamorous, suddenly look a little more funny, and Xu Guanwu couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Okay, I'll make it a snack when I go to bed, and don't turn around and press the wound. When the wound scabs over tomorrow, I think there will be no big problem." Xu Guanwu put away the medicine box and turned around to remind, "Okay , it's getting late, you should go to bed early. I'll go out first."

"Wait, do you want to sleep on the sofa outside again?" Lin Qingxia suddenly shouted.

"Uh..." Xu Guanwu couldn't help being taken aback, his heart started beating violently.It seems that my wife is not at home now, which is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!But will it make my wife feel sorry for me? If I really do something worse than a beast, how can I explain to my wife later?
Xu Guanwu couldn't help hesitating for a moment, but at this moment, Lin Qingxia stretched out her hand to grab Xu Guanwu's hand, and then gently moved it.Xu Guanwu lay on the bed as if he had no bones.

"This... It doesn't seem good for us to do this, right? I'd better go back to sleep on the sofa." Xu Guanwu murmured.

"Don't think too much about it. I just can't see you wronging yourself, and I don't want you to sleep on the sofa anymore. I haven't wanted to dedicate myself to you, at least I won't today. Just sleep peacefully." Lin Qingxia waved her hand and said.

Hearing what she said, Xu Guanwu couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.But after thinking about it, being able to share a bed with Miss Lin is already considered a fluke, and it would be too greedy if she wanted to make further progress.

Besides, now is not a good time at all. His wife just ran away from home in anger, and he and Lin Meimei were in their husband and wife's bedroom and did something that was not as good as a beast. Xu Guanwu really felt sorry for his wife.Even if he is more intelligent, he can't do such immoral things.

So Xu Guanwu couldn't help persuading himself, stop thinking about it, and sleep well is the truth.

But to be honest, if there is such a delicate and beautiful woman lying next to her, and if she is close enough, she can smell the faint body fragrance of the other party, and she shows that she has intentions for her, although it is not enough to ask for anything, but Presumably it's okay to take advantage of it and eat tofu.I just don't know how many floors Miss Lin can let herself go deep into? !

"First base, second base, third base, can you hit base safely, or hit a home run?" Xu Guanwu couldn't help but wonder in his heart, the more he thought about it, the more distracted he became, the faster his blood flowed, and he was basically concentrated When they got to a certain place, Xu Guanwu was very uncomfortable, and at the same time, she was worried that Lin Qingxia would see her embarrassment, so she began to recite the "Prajna Paramita Heart Sutra" silently in her heart, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, when walking in the deep Prajna Paramita for a long time, you can see the five aggregates Everything is empty, through all the hardships..."

After repeating the recitation for countless times, Xu Guanwu finally fell into a drowsy sleep.Lin Qingxia, who was next to her with her eyes closed, heard Xu Guanwu snoring next to her, but she couldn't help being annoyed and wanted to kick him off.

"This dead man, if you tell him not to think too much, he really doesn't think too much. I don't know if a woman actually says one thing but thinks another thing? If I don't have a mind, why do I still think about it?" Want you to sleep with Ma? What a fool!" Lin Qingxia couldn't help but gritted her teeth.

Naturally, Xu Guanwu couldn't hear her heartfelt voices anymore, instead he slept next to Lin Qingxia, smelling her faint body fragrance, and made himself have an extremely fragrant dream.In the dream, Xu Guanwu finally opened his own harem openly, while Deng Lijun, Lin Qingxia, Zhao Yazhi, Wang Yuxian, Guan Zhilin, Li Jiaxin and many other beauties live together in the mansion on the top of the hill in Hong Kong.It's like an Angora rabbit, there are battlefields for him to fight everywhere...

But good dreams are always easy to wake up. Xu Guanwu couldn't help waking himself up when he was half asleep.He opened his eyes and saw that there were so many beauties, even Lin Qingxia didn't know where she had gone.

Xu Guanwu couldn't help but feel disappointed, "If I knew it earlier, I would have fewer beauties, so at least I can make my dream longer." Afterwards, thinking about his dream, Xu Guanwu suddenly found that it was similar to Hugh Hefner, the founder of "Playboy". My life is a bit similar.

The old man had sex with more than 1000 beauties in his life, and at the age of 80, he still lived with three or four blond beauties.Eat two or three Viagra every day, leading an enviable romantic life.

It's just that his life is real, while Xu Guanwu's is just a dream, and even this dream doesn't make him feel comfortable.

"Damn it, a love letter tycoon with a net worth of only [-] to [-] million dollars can live that kind of life, why should I come here through time travel and earn so much money but live this kind of life like a monk?" Xu Guanwu resented He thumped the bed and said.

"You're awake, I asked Sister Wang to help you prepare breakfast." Lin Qingxia heard the sound of Xu Guanwu getting up in the bedroom, and she couldn't help walking over and said.

Xu Guanwu noticed that the OK bandages on her face had been taken off, the purple potion had been washed off, and the scars had faded a lot now, and if the makeup was thicker, it would basically be invisible.

"I see, you go out first, I will come out after I change my clothes." Xu Guanwu covered his body with the quilt.

"What are you still covering up? I've already seen all I need to see." Lin Qingxia couldn't help laughing, making Xu Guanwu's face turn red.

"Okay, okay, you go to eat first, I'll come out after changing clothes." Xu Guanwu quickly waved his hand, although he likes Lin Qingxia very much, and also wants to have a super friendly relationship with her.But before the relationship was officially confirmed, Xu Guanwu didn't want to be too rude in front of Lin Qingxia.

Lin Qingxia nodded, turned and walked out.Xu Guanwu couldn't help taking a long breath, then got up and got out of bed to change clothes.But when he opened the closet, he saw that there was a lot of clothes, which made him feel like a dog biting a hedgehog with no place to bite.

The clothes he used to wear when he got up early every day were all prepared by his wife Zhao Yazhi in advance, so that he would look like a boss without looking too old-fashioned.Xu Guanwu is also very trustworthy in his wife's eyes.

But now his wife ran away from home in anger yesterday, and didn't prepare today's clothes for him at all.But Xu Guanwu's own aesthetic vision is almost zero.Standing in front of the full closet for more than ten minutes, Xu Guanwu was stunned and couldn't choose a piece of clothing that suited him.

"What kind of tie should this suit go with? Is it this checkered one, or this one with a floral pattern..." Xu Guanwu hesitated, but couldn't make up his mind.

"What are you doing here?" At this time, Lin Qingxia, who had been waiting impatiently at the dining table, walked back to the bedroom and saw Xu Guanwu staring in a daze in front of the closet, so she couldn't help asking suspiciously.

"I'm choosing the clothes to wear today." Xu Guanwu explained, "I don't even know what to wear?"

"Then how do you usually dress..." Lin Qingxia asked suspiciously, and then immediately realized that Zhao Yazhi must be helping him with his clothes, and immediately shut up.

Xu Guanwu was speechless halfway through her speech, and understood that she already knew the answer, so he couldn't help but smiled wryly and nodded, "That's how it is."

"Okay, let me help you choose, if you can trust my vision." Lin Qingxia said, walking to the wardrobe eagerly and said. "It seems that it is the wife's duty to help the husband choose clothes and make him look clean for work. So let me try it today."

But when she saw a closet full of clothes, nearly a hundred pieces, she couldn't help being a little dumbfounded.Shirts, suits, belts, tie clips... There are hundreds of items in it, and it is already dazzling to look at. If you want to choose the right combination, you really need to spend a little thought.

"Your family owns a clothing store, why do you buy so many clothes?" Lin Qingxia couldn't help but blamed.

"That's not too much, Ah Zhi... Uh, her clothes are piled up in four big rooms." Xu Guanwu waved his hands and said with a trace of embarrassment.

(End of this chapter)