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Chapter 3 Superfluous—Simplified Thinking Ability Training
Chapter 3 Superfluous—Simplified Thinking Ability Training
The ability to simplify is a thinking ability that cannot be ignored. It is generally accomplished through perception. It is a kind of intense jump and sublimation when abstract thinking or image thinking activities develop to a certain stage.When doing this part of the game, you should put aside the cumbersome assumptions or conditions in the title, and judge according to your first instinct. Often the simplest is the best answer.
1.The following 20 questions are the mental test questions of Harvard University.
* 1. When eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often worry whether you should eat the tomatoes or the eggs first?
Yes──→ Go to 2
No──→ Go to 4
* 2. Do you dare to walk around Chang'an Avenue with an ostrich without fear of being ridiculed by others?
Yes──→ Go to 3
No──→ Go to 6
* 3. Do you often suffer from insomnia because of where to put your hands when you sleep?
Yes──→ Go to 5
No──→ Go to 7
* 4. When you wake up in the morning, do you often worry about whether to go to the toilet or brush your teeth first?
Yes──→ Go to 6
No──→ Go to 8
* 5. Would you dare to crack a wild joke at a very sentimental graduation ceremony?
Yes──→ Go to 9
No──→ Go to 10
* 6. Someone told a funny joke, do you dare not to laugh?
Yes──→ Go to 7
No──→ Go to 10
* 7. Do you dare to wear beach pants to an important banquet without fear of being cursed by others?
Yes──→ Go to 11
No──→ Go to 12
* 8. The person you hate offers you a non-flush crystal toilet, will you accept it?
Yes──→ Go to 10
No──→ Go to 9
* 9. Do you really want to play the "Master Loves Dog" game with stray dogs?
Yes──→ Go to 11
No──→ Go to 15
* 10. You ordered a bowl of beef noodles, but the boss brought a plate of fish balls. Would you eat it?
Yes──→ Go to 13
No──→ Go to 11
* 11. Do you dare to use the invented "toilet-type ice-warm-cold three-stage mouthwash machine"?
Yes──→ Go to 16
No──→ Go to 12
* 12. The friend you are arguing with offers you an egg tart and asks you to shut up, will you agree?
Yes──→ Go to 15
No──→ Go to 14
* 13. Do you miss telling stories to the monkeys in the zoo?
Yes──→ Go to 14
No──→ Go to 18
* 14. Would you quit your job because you hated the stapler in the company?
Yes──→ Go to 17
No──→ Go to 15
* 15. The invigilator is walking around near your seat, will you stare at him?
Yes──→ Go to 18
No──→ Go to 16
* 16. If a stranger invites you to eat delicious fried rice with ham and eggs, will you accept it?
Yes──→ Go to 20
No──→ Go to 19
* 17. When you chew gum, do you always chew with the fixed side of your teeth?
yes──→ A
No──→ Go to 19
* 18. When eating broad beans, would you swallow the shell and the meat?
Yes──→ C
No──→ D
* 19. If you say you are crazy, will you admit it?
Yes──→ B
No──→ A
* 20. Do you believe that you may become crazy in the future?
Yes──→ B
No──→ D
A——You are an out-and-out neuropathy, even if you don't admit it, it's useless, because it's enough to prove that you have such patience to complete these questions.I hope you will give full play to your patience and iron-toothed character in your work, and the possibility of becoming famous in the future will not be ruled out.
B——You are the kinder one among a group of psychopaths, but it does not mean that your symptoms are milder than others.In fact, you are the one most likely to be affected by other people to make your symptoms worse in this group of neuroses.I hope you are okay and don't talk to others.
C——You are a neurotic with a bold personality. Although the symptoms are serious now, please don’t be disheartened. As long as you get in touch with some interesting things, your mental state will gradually normalize due to your optimistic personality.However, break the habit of engaging in dangerous activities.
D——You are the neuropathy of neuropathy!It's just terminally ill!What's even more frightening is that even though you kept saying: I'm definitely not crazy!But your subconscious tells yourself: I am the neuropathy of neuropathy!It's time for you to get treatment.
Answer: You are so confused, why do you answer these questions, do you think you have a tendency to be neurotic?
2.One day, an old woman was riding in a car. Halfway through the ride, the mother-in-law didn't know the way. The mother-in-law beat the driver's buttocks with a stick and asked, "Where is this?"How did the driver respond?
Answer: The driver replied: This is my ass.
3.What will happen to those who get into the eyes of money?
Answer: eventually die.
4.How do you separate the southeast from the northwest?
Answer: Very simple, Garton.
5.During World War II, Japan trained many kamikaze fighters. What about the rest after the war?
Answer: Be a killer on the road.
6.What if you drop the needle in the sea?
Answer: Go buy another one.
7.A bottle is full of water. What is the best way to get the water out of the bottle as quickly as possible?
Answer: Break the bottle.
8.What are we stepping on?
Answer: footwear.
9.What is your face for?
Answer: for washing.
10.Why do criminals print counterfeit money?
Answer: Because he can't print real money.
11.What ox cannot plow the field?What palms cannot be patted?What pen can't write?What kind of water can't drink?
Answer: snail, cactus, electric pen, salary.
12.What flowers are floating, what flowers are walking, and what flowers are blooming in the sky?
Answer: snowflakes, waves, fireworks.
13.How to run a red light successfully?
Answer: Do not cross the street until the amber and green lights are over.
14.One banana minus one banana, guess a word?
Answer: zero words.
15.Jia Jia was having fun with the kitten, when suddenly she saw the kitten getting smaller and smaller, why?
Answer: The kitten is getting farther and farther away from Jiajia.
16.Xiaomei raises a ferocious wolf dog, why does it never bite the fat man?
Answer: Because it only eats lean meat.
17.When a person walks, what is the difference between the left and right feet?
Answer: one after the other.
18.Why did dad shave?
Answer: Because his beard grew.
19.What did Napoleon do after taking his first steps in the New World?
Answer: Take the second step.
20.Why don't rabbits eat the grass beside the nest?
Answer: If it is eaten, it will lose its nest.
twenty one.Guess how many strokes the match has?
Answer: a fortune!scratched.
22. Which day is the longest in May?
Answer: the same length.
twenty three.Is there any way to make fat people lose weight and thin people get fat?
Answer: Swell the skinny ones and flatten the fat ones.
twenty four.There are ten suns in the sky, why did Hou Yi only shoot down nine?
Answer: He didn't want to go home in the dark.
25．How did the train get its name?
Answer: It is always angry.
26．What is the strongest lock afraid of?
Answer: Afraid of keys.
27．A group of fearful men were gathering together to discuss how to revive their masculinity. Suddenly they heard that their wives had arrived. Everyone ran away, except for one person. Why?
Answer: Because he fainted from fright.
28．May I ask, how long can a person live?
Answer: Of course live to die.
29．The first dish for Europeans and Americans is soup. Do you know what is often in soup?
Answer: salt.
30．Why do you say "a tiger's butt can't be touched"
Answer: Because that's uncivilized.
31．When did people have two mouths?
Answer: When there are two people.
32．There is a piece of natural black marble, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September [-]th?
Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.
33．Why does Xiaoxin's dress have holes?
Answer: There is no way to wear it without a hole.
34．Why do mafia like to wear white gloves?
Answer: Because the hands are too dark.
35．Xiao Hua, who doesn't understand music, knows what the teacher played after the teacher played a piece of Beethoven. Why?
Answer: The teacher plays the piano.
36．How to tell the difference between the hands and feet of an octopus?
Answer: Let the octopus participate in Super Girl, the hand that holds the microphone is its hand, and the rest is its feet.
37．The doctor told the patient: For this disease, if you smoke less, you can prolong your life.The patient complied, but why the death was accelerated?
Answer: Because he didn't smoke at all.
38．Why is the Statue of Liberty always standing in New York Harbor?
Answer: Because she can't sit.
39．How to keep mosquitoes from biting?
Answer: It's fine if you're not a human being.
40．Why did he pick up a wallet on the street and not turn it in?
Answer: The wallet is his own.
41．How to quickly reduce white pollution?
Answer: Make lunch boxes and plastic bags blue.
42．Why do people go to bed to sleep?
Answer: Because the bed won't come.
43．On a vast plain, a bus is driving on a narrow road that can only accommodate one car.Mr. A in the car saw another car following him. Because of the boring scenery of the plain, Mr. A fell asleep in a while.When he woke up, he found that the car was already in front of this car (it is known that it is absolutely impossible to overtake on this road) What is going on?
Answer: Because this is a ring road.
44．Xiao Ming's father has four sons, the second is Xiao Ming, the third is San Mao, and the fourth is Simao. What is the name of the eldest?
Answer: Boss.
45．As a Chinese, do you know why you must eat mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival?
Answer: You can also eat sun cakes if you want.
46．What is the function of a bird's tail?
Answer: for shame.
47．Once upon a time, there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play, but he ran into a big bad wolf.The big bad wolf said: I want to eat you!Guess what happened?
Answer: As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.
48．A cow is milked every day, why does it still have milk?
Answer: Because he eats grass every day.
49．Pharaoh loses his hair every day. He has tried all kinds of methods, but there is only one way to keep him from losing his hair forever.What is the solution?
Answer: Shaved.
50．Why do snakes shed their skin?
Answer: Because the skin is on the outside of the body.
51．Where does anyone have to go?
Answer: toilets.
52．What's the best way to stop causing trouble?
Answer: rest.
53．Question: Where does this road lead?
Answer: Rome, because all roads lead to Rome.
54．Xiaohu learned a lot of kung fu from the book "Encyclopedia of Martial Arts", but he was punished for the first time when he saw an injustice. Why?
Answer: Because that book is a pirated copy.
55．It's obviously a good day when the sun shines brightly, but some people say: a typhoon is coming soon!Why did he say that?
Answer: Because he is now in the eye of the typhoon.
56．Is Dandan the name of the puppy or the name of the little tiger?
Answer: Tiger, because the tiger sees the delay.
57．Why do two tigers fight and never give up if they have to fight to the death?
Answer: Because no one dares to persuade a fight.
58．Anan has practiced the trick of "eating watermelon without vomiting", how did he do it?
Answer: No need to practice, because watermelon has no seeds.
59．Three ants are on the same plane.The first ant said: There are two ants behind me.The second ant said: There is an ant in front of me and an ant behind me.The third ant said: There are two ants in front of me and two ants behind me.May I ask how is this going?
Answer: The third ant is lying.
60．Drunk people often argue that they are not drunk, do you know why?
Answer: Because they were drunk.
61．Maid Fez hammers small nails with a hammer, but she is not afraid of hammering her own hands, why?
Answer: Because the nail is in someone else's hands.
62．What's the first thing Santa puts in his stocking this Christmas Eve?
Answer: His own feet.
63．Where is the most complete resume written in life?
Answer: Written on the tombstone.
64．A 50-ton oil tanker sank, what was the first thing to surface?
Answer: air.
65．How to make a bicycle run as fast as a train?
Answer: put the bike on the train.
66．It was the first time for a person to go to Changsha. After leaving Changsha City, he followed the road signs to Xiangtan, but ended up in Zhuzhou. Why?
Answer: Because the road sign was blown upside down by the wind.
67．Ah Wei lost 19 yuan this morning, and picked up another 8 yuan. How much money did Ah Wei lose today?
Answer: 19 yuan, isn't it mentioned in the title.
68．Why do people close their eyes when they die?
Answer: How scary to keep your eyes open.
69．What do we produce domestically?
Answer: jade, there is a "jade" in the word "country".
70．Lazy Jack became diligent after falling in love. Once, he went on a business trip for a year and wrote a love letter to his girlfriend Annie every two days. How many love letters will Annie receive after two months?
Answer: None, because he was too lazy to send one.
71．There is a man standing on the top of a train traveling at 250 kilometers per hour. Although he is not a superman who can jump over the roof and walls, he still looks calm and relaxed.Why is that?
Answer: Because the car didn't drive.
72．What is the biggest difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: There may be fleas on the elephant, but there must be no elephant on the flea.
73．The mother-in-law and the baby's face are very similar, why?
Answer: Because they have no teeth.
74．When is the moon seen at its largest?
Answer: When we landed on the moon.
75．A car thief saw a Cadillac one day when no one was around, but he didn't do it. Why?
Answer: The car is his.
76．On the left side of the balance is a ton of cotton, and on the right is a ton of iron. Why is cotton heavier than iron?
Answer: Because it's raining.
77．What is the most disappointing thing when eating?
Answer: No cooking.
78．Why does the old Wang's house leak sometimes and sometimes not?
Answer: Because sometimes it rains and sometimes it doesn't.
79．Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power, and played the tape, why is there no sound?
Answer: Because of a power outage.
80．When Savy watched movies in the cinema, why did he watch incoherent movies every time?
Answer: Because he watches for a while and sleeps for a while every time.
81．Xiaopang weighs twice as much as Dayong, and the two stood on the balance, but the balance remained balanced. What is the reason?
Answer: The balance is bad.
82．How long should the calves be?
Answer: It should be long enough to touch the ground.
83．What makes you feel hungry more and more?
Answer: digestive medicine.
84．A ferocious cobra, why doesn't it eat people in the forest.
Answer: Because there is no one in this forest.
85．What happens after a person is beheaded?
Answer: shorter height.
86．Lao Yan has been suffering from insomnia and has to take sleeping pills every night to fall asleep, but recently he has slept soundly without taking medicine. Why?
Answer: He slept forever.
87．A fat man jumped from a tall building, what happened to it?
Answer: Fatty.
88．If children are the future pillars of the country, then what are the roundworms in children's stomachs?
Answer: Of course it is the moth that erodes the pillars.
89．Xiao Wang lives in a 12-story building, why doesn't he take the elevator every day?
Answer: He lives on the first floor.
90．The elevator was full of people, and it suddenly fell shortly after it went up. Why didn't anyone get hurt?
Answer: All dead.
91．One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks carry water, why is there no water to drink?
Answer: Because the pole has only two ends and cannot be picked.
92．In a car race, a car crashed into a big tree, the car was completely smashed, but the driver was uninjured, why?
Answer: That's a remote control car race.
93．Xiaoping can't keep his mouth shut, why is he silent now?
Answer: Xiaoping fell asleep.
94．Yang Fan's eyes are very short-sighted, but they are still blurry even after wearing glasses. Why?
Answer: He wears glasses without lenses.
95．What is this cruel thing that most people hate, especially for the elderly with cancer?
Answer: the truth.
96．Why does everyone say that Xiao Mao eats human flesh but doesn't spit out bones?
Answer: Because he ate a dough man.
97．What will happen if two out of five fingers are removed?
Answer: Disabled.
98．Why does the rooster curl up one leg when it crows?
Answer: Curl up two legs and it falls.
99．A ferocious lion was hungry, and Dayong walked in front of it, but it was safe and sound. What is the reason?
Answer: The lion is in the cage.
100．Cars should drive on the right, why is it okay for Mr. Yang to drive on the left?
Answer: Because Mr. Yang is leaning on the left side of the car.
101．Grandpa is familiar with military books, but every time he plays chess, he loses to others. May I ask what strategy he uses?
Answer: Soldiers come to block.
102．What is the highest peak in the world called?
Answer: peak.
103．What's wrong with sleeping in class?
Answer: Not as comfortable as the bed.
104．Dumb fell from the helicopter, but was not injured, why?
Answer: The plane hasn't taken off yet.
105．A shark ate a mung bean, what did it become?
Answer: mung bean paste.
106．What would happen if the apple didn't fall on Newton's head?
Answer: It will fall to the ground.
107．Why do people want to climb up?
Answer: Because people are transformed from monkeys.
108．Where on the surface of the earth does the sun not shine?
Answer: the back.
109．There are five caves, and each cave is basically the same, not only that, but the sheep that live in each cave are also the same fat.One day, a tiger passed by and saw these five caves, and at the same time saw the five goats of the same fat and size. After looking at it, he went straight to the third cave instead of entering the other ones. cave, may I ask: Why did it choose the third cave?
Answer: Tiger is willing.
110．What's the cheapest way to do everything today?
Answer: until tomorrow.
111．Why did Hammer lose money?
Answer: He brought money.
112．Who knows how many stars there are in the Milky Way?
Answer: God knows.
113．The Big Wild Goose Pagoda in Xi'an has nine floors. Children go to visit. It takes 5 minutes to visit each floor and 1 minute to go up the next floor. How long will it take the children to visit the Big Wild Goose Pagoda and return to the bottom of the tower?
Answer: [-] seconds.
114．What are the characteristics of a thief?
Answer: Extraordinary shots.
115．The director is recruiting actors, and the exam question is "Return in the Night", what should I do to get accepted easily?
Answer: It's very simple, just pull the light.
116．Ding Ding took a stone and threw it at the glass, but the glass was not broken.Why?
Answer: No hit.
117．Picking a "bone" in an egg means deliberately seeking trouble, but what does picking a "stone" in an egg mean?
Answer: The hen has kidney stones and must pick stones.
118．Mickey took the medicine, but forgot to shake the medicine well, it didn't work well, how should he remedy it?
Answer: keep turning somersaults.
119．What should I do if I accidentally break my mother's favorite vase?
Answer: Quickly pretend to pass out.
120．Tarzan was raised by apes, so who raised Batman?
Answer: Of course he was raised by his parents.
121．Xiao Shi owns basketball shoes from the first generation to the No.12 generation of Jordan. Which pair does he like best?
Answer: the next pair.
122．Why doesn't the motorcycle start to fire?
Answer: due to kick.
123．Who is always carefree?
Answer: dead people.
124．Xiaohui is very afraid of injections, but when the doctor gave her an injection today, she felt that her butt did not hurt anymore. Why?
Answer: Because it was hit on the arm.
125．What is the greatest contribution of television to mankind?
Answer: Let the world know the benefits of being on time.
126．How to make people have the feeling of heartbeat?
Answer: alive.
127．Bad people belong to human beings, so what kind of lazy scum do they belong to?
Answer: Humans.
128．Why did Wu Zixu's hair turn white overnight when he passed Zhaoguan?
Answer: He forgot to bring hair dye.
129．Xiao Qin bought a brand new sports car, but he couldn't drive it on the road. Why?
Answer: He bought a toy sports car.
130．Xiao Wang's place of work is far away, and it takes one hour to ride a bicycle, but it took him two and a half hours to go to work on Wednesday (nothing special happened). Why?
Answer: Two and a half hours is one hour.
131．What can never happen at a train station?
Answer: Since it cannot happen, of course it cannot happen.
132．What is pig skin used for?
Answer: It is used to wrap pork.
133．What do black people call black things?
Answer: black eat black.
134．Newton discovered gravity when he was hit by an apple under an apple tree; if you sat under a coconut tree and waited to be hit by a coconut, what would you find?
Answer: You will find this behavior stupid.
135．This stuff looks like an electric light on the left, and it also looks like an electric light on the right, no different from an electric light.But it just won't light up, what is this stuff?
Answer: A broken light bulb.
136．Why do many students doze off during the fourth period?
Answer: Didn't get enough sleep in the first few sessions.
137．What happened after Xu Xian met the White Snake?
Answer: No idea, because he fainted from the fright of the white snake.
138．What do boys and girls have in common?
Answer: They are all human beings.
139．Dad asked Xiao Ming to recite the Analects of Confucius, and he memorized it in one breath. Is Xiao Ming a genius?
Answer: No, because he only memorized the two words "The Analects of Confucius".
140．What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam?
Answer: Remember to get up.
141．A plane exploded shortly after takeoff, but no one was injured. Why?
Answer: all dead.
142．Grandma loves her cat very much. On the cat's birthday, she specially prepared five plates with a fish on each to congratulate it.The cat went to the plate, hesitated for a while, and then ate the fish from the third plate, why?
Answer: it is happy.
143．Why are people always late for dates?
Answer: Because someone arrived early.
144．What is the function of the egg shell?
Answer: Cover the egg whites and yolks.
145．How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: One, because after eating one, the stomach will not be empty.
146．Can you cover the sky with leaves?
Answer: Yes, just cover your eyes with leaves.
147．Who is the hairdresser's least favorite person?
Answer: bald people.
148．Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but still has a beard on his face.What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh is a barber, and he shaves other people's faces.
149．A person has a high fever of 50 degrees, who should he turn to for help?
Answer: the fire department.
150．There was a house that paid no rent, and was built in the same way as the others, but no one wanted to live in it.Why is that?
Answer: Because it's a prison.
151．Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the diving platform, but he didn't dare to jump down.Why is that?
Answer: Because there is no water below.
152．Many police officers watched the two robbers robbing the bank and ignored them.Why?
Answer: Because it is an illusion, either children are playing, or they are shooting a movie, or it is the plot of a TV series.
153．What do you do when you can't stand something?
Answer: Go to the toilet quickly.
154．What should I do when the raw rice is accidentally cooked?
Answer: Ready to eat.
155．How to quickly separate sand and sugar without using water?
Answer: Two words, you can separate them however you want.
156．If I had two heads, five hands, and six feet, what kind of person would I be?
Answer: weirdo.
157．The bus driver dozed off on the bus, why didn't the passenger remind him (her)
Answer: Because the driver was not driving.
158．Who is Aunt Cleaning?
Answer: woman.
159．Does the sun wake up the rooster, or does the rooster wake up the sun?
Answer: Rooster, the sun will not crow.
160．What is the thing that people most want to know but can't know?
Answer: things in the future.
161．What watch is slow 24 hours a day?
Answer: A stopped watch.
162．An old lady went to the bank and withdrew all the money, and after a while, she deposited it again.The manager asked her, didn't you just take it?Her reason is simple, you know what it is?
Answer: Take it out and count it.
163．What is something that everyone must do seriously every day?
Answer: Sleep, it cannot be faked.
164．How did Chang'e go up to the moon?
Answer: run up.
165．How did the president of the United States get into the White House?
Answer: Walk in.
166．Where does the world's largest sweet potato grow?
Answer: soil.
167．Where did the world's largest rooster come from?
Answer: in the egg.
168．What's the best way to avoid motion sickness?
Answer: on foot.
169．Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but he has already become a "father". Is it possible?
Answer: Played house games.
170．Polar bears eat meat, why doesn't it eat penguins?
Answer: Can't eat.
171．What should I do if no one else is nearby when I accidentally drown?
Answer: drink up the water.
172．Why are more and more people getting divorced?
Answer: Because more and more people are getting married.
173．Nick scored more than 500 points in the test, and Jacques scored more than 600 points in the test. Why did the teacher think that their scores were comparable?
Answer: Nick took 6 and Jacques 7.
174．Dayong said to the children: He went climbing on Sunday and saw many animals, including little squirrels, little goats, little penguins, and little white rabbits... After hearing this, the children were very envious, but only Xiaomei knew that he was lying.How could she know?
Answer: Only Antarctica has penguins.
175．What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open your eyes.
176．What is the first thing we do to make our dreams come true?
Answer: Waking up from a dream.
177．Why do some people refuse to help?
Answer: If you are dead, what else can you save?
178．What was the first sentence Lu Zhishen said after pulling out the weeping willow?
Answer: Chinese.
179．When going through the exit procedures at the airport, I just remembered that I forgot my passport. How can I get the passport in the shortest time?
Answer: You can get it by opening the purse.
180．What's the fastest way to put out a fire?
Answer: add a horizontal line on the word fire.
181．The football game hasn't started yet, why does everyone know the score?
Answer: We all know it is 0:0.
182．A man fell into the river and struggled a few times. When he climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was not wet. Why?
Answer: Because he is bald.
183．What was the first animal you saw in the zoo?
Answer: conductor.
184．Xiaoqiang ran for 10 minutes in the wilderness under heavy rain, but his hair was not wet. Why?
Answer: Because he is holding an umbrella.
185．What is the relationship between me and your father's brother's son's classmate's brother?
Answer: It doesn't matter.
186．The ancient Chinese once soaked the blue coat in the Yellow River, what kind of phenomenon would it produce?
Answer: The clothes are wet.
187．Why did Miss Li lose money?
Answer: She brought money.
188．What does it matter if a great man and a great lion are born on the same day?
Answer: It doesn't matter.
189．Where is the best place to get a haircut?
Answer: Of course it is on the head.
190．I lost my ID card, what should I do?
Answer: Pick it up.
191．Dad washes the dishes after every meal, but today Dad didn't wash the dishes, why?
Answer: Because of eating in a restaurant.
192．What are the ways to prevent being bitten by a dog?
Answer: Don't run in front of the dog.
193．Xiaoyang's homework has always been the first in the class, why did he drop to the third this time?
Answer: Because the scores of two people exceed him.
194．Xiao Ming set the alarm watch to six o'clock in the morning. He woke up after five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm watch was stuffed. Can you help?
Answer: Don't you know when the alarm clock rings at six o'clock.
195．In the zoo, the elephant has the longest nose, and what is the second longest nose?
Answer: baby elephant.
196．Where did so many people on the street come from?
Answer: From their respective habitats.
197．What is the secret of human longevity?
Answer: Keep breathing, don't stop breathing.
198．How would the world be different now if Zhuge Liang was alive?
Answer: One more person.
199. What is the difference between drinking cold boiled water and drinking boiled water?
Answer: The consequences are different.
200. If the Louvre was on fire and you could only save one painting, which one would you save?
Answer: Hang on the one closest to the window.
201. Xiao Wang likes to doze off when he goes to work. The manager told him several times, but he won't change after repeated admonition. Is there any way to make him never doze off in class?
Answer: Fire him.
202. Which soldier has the most soldiers in the world?
Answer: Soldiers.
203. Humans have evolved from walking on four limbs to walking on two feet. What is the biggest benefit of this evolution?
Answer: You can save a pair of shoes.
204. What causes the most deaths?
Answer: Rescue is invalid.
205. What question cannot be answered with your mouth?
Answer: Questions on the test paper.
206. Where is my country's wool mainly produced?
Answer: on sheep.
207. What kind of driver is defiant?
Answer: A driver who hits a pedestrian.
208. Why do chickens eat more than peacocks?
The answer is because there are fewer peacocks than chickens in the world.
209. Can you secure two ping pong balls on a coin?
Answer: Yes, just flatten the table tennis ball.
210. Why do people always want what they cannot get?
Answer: Because you get it, you don't have to think about it.
211. Jingzi was standing by a river, and saw a piece of chicken feather floating over, but there was no human habitation several miles upstream, she wondered where did this piece of chicken feather come from?
Answer: From the chicken.
212. Xiao Shi owns basketball shoes from the first generation to the No.12 generation of Jordan. Which pair does he like best?
Answer: the next pair.
213. Which house has the most water?
Answer: A flooded house.
214. Liangliang drew a pig on paper with one stroke. Excuse me, where did he start to draw this pig well?
Answer: It starts on paper.
215. Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Answer: Because it doesn't cook.
216. Why do bears hibernate?
Answer: Because it's too hot in summer, it can't sleep.
217. In a hut, Xiao Ming couldn't touch the walls on both sides with his hands outstretched, but after a month, he could do it. Why?
Answer: His nails are growing.
218. What is louder than an explosion?
Answer: Twice.
219. What do I have in common with you?
Answer: Both are personal pronouns.
220. Mingming and Junjun were walking on the snow, but why did Mingming only leave footprints on the snow?
Answer: Because Junjun walked in Mingming's footsteps.
221. Why do human beings change to walk upright?
Answer: Because people will stand.
222. If a person who can't swim falls into the water, what sound must there be?
Answer: the sound of water.
223. Just now, who made a joke with you?
Answer: The author of this book.
224. What does a salaried person do before going to work every day?
Answer: look at the time.
225．There are two beautiful birds sitting on a branch of a tree. You want to get the branch without disturbing the birds. What should you do?
Answer: Wait until the bird flies away.
226. Why can the giraffe's neck grow so long?
Answer: Because no one is going to limit it.
227. Why do Westerners have higher noses than Easterners?
Answer: Because the noses of Orientals are too short.
228. When people are sick, they feel that they can’t cheer up, but there is something in the body that is abnormal. Do you know what it is?
Answer: bacteria.
229. Many people know that smoking is bad, but they still continue to smoke. Why?
Answer: Because he can let others see the harm of smoking.
230. Xiao Ming, who lives on the 15th floor, walked up the stairs after the elevator was out of power. Why could he walk to the 15th floor easily?
Answer: Because he came back from his friend's house on the 14th floor.
231．Xiao Ming walked forward on the beach by the sea, but he couldn't see his footprints when he turned around. Why?
Answer: The waves washed up on the sand and drowned the footprints.
232．An enemy plane was shot by our army's artillery fire in the air 200 meters above the ground. Guess what the enemy plane first reached the ground?
Answer: Explosion.
233. What is the best way to pack grapes when there is a traffic jam?
Answer: mouth.
234. There are two ants on the table in the picture below, one is male and the other is female. Can you tell which one is male and which one is female?
Answer: The one next to the male is the female, and the one next to the female is the male.
235. Da Kai drove through the Pearl River Tunnel in Guangzhou yesterday. The south of the tunnel is Huangsha District, and the north is Fangcun District. Can you guess where he entered and exited?
Answer: He went in from the entrance and came out from the exit.
236. When will Xiao Ming's mother stop worrying about Xiao Ming knocking over her beloved vase?
Answer?When the vase is broken.
237. Can you tell me the same thing about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Answer: They are all deceased.
238. Who sounds the most like a big rooster?
Answer: little cock.
239. What makes a wise man a fool?
Answer: his mind.
240. What is unreliable to use?
Answer: A chair with a broken back.
241. How do child prodigies get into elite schools?
Answer: Enter through the gate.
242. Who has 4 fingers?
Answer: Everyone has 4 fingers.
243. Who is most afraid of sitting?
Answer: Babies, because they can't sit up yet.
244. Which day in January this year does Xiao Ming feel the longest?
Answer: The day he slept the least.
245. When is the blind and able-bodied most equal?
Answer: While sleeping.
246. On the beach in France, why is it better not to shout “Help” if you fall into the sea?
Answer: No one can understand Chinese, it should be best to shout in French.
247. Why do children play in the daytime?
Answer: Because he has to sleep at night.
248. A single-plank bridge can only accommodate one person.A and B get on the bridge from both ends at the same time, but get off the bridge from both ends at the same time.Why is that?
Answer: After they walked onto the bridge, they turned back and went back down the bridge respectively.
249. Where were you when the power went out last night?
Answer: In the dark.
250. When it rains, what can you see most clearly?
Answer: rain.
251. Why do people dream?
Answer: Because there is really nothing to do while asleep.
252. What kind of ticket can take the bus and enter the park?
Answer: banknotes.
253. Who has the darkest hair?
Answer: Human hair in the dark.
254. What kind of rice is most eaten by people?
Answer: cooked rice.
255. Who is always daydreaming?
Answer: People who work the night shift.
256. What will happen to those who often deceive others?
Answer: will die.
257. What kind of dangerous mechanism are the heroes in martial arts movies most afraid of touching the coupling?
Answer: The organ set up by the screenwriter.
258. Why do animals on land mostly have ears on the top of their heads, but humans don't?
Answer: Because humans wear hats and animals don't.
259. Xiao Ming has four pills in his pocket, and he has taken two pills now, so how many pills do he have on him now?
Answer: four pieces.Two in the pocket and two in the belly.
260. How has the world changed since you were born?
Answer: One more person.
261. When do pigs drink the most water?
Answer: When falling into the river.
262. What about you always leads the way?
Answer: toes.
263. Why don't fish live on land?
Answer: Because there are cats on land.
264. What is the difference between Donald Duck and ordinary ducks?
Answer: Older than the average duck.
265. Where did the Great Wall start?
Answer: It starts with the word "ten thousand".
266. Why do mice dig holes?
Answer: It wants a home.
267. Why do you want to drink water after sweating?
Answer: Because of thirst.
268. What is foreigner's longer than Chinese?
Answer: name.
269. A kitten can catch one mouse within 5 minutes, so how many cats are needed to catch ten mice?
Answer: One is enough, because it can fight continuously.
270. What do you do before getting off the bus?
Answer: Find the car door.
271. What should be done before apologizing to others?
Answer: Do what others don't like you to do first!
272. What is the most painful thing to use to beat a mouse?
Answer: hard!
273. Why do people have such high eyebrows?
Answer: When it grows low, it becomes a beard.
274. Under what circumstances are people most afraid of running No.3?
Answer: When there are only three people running.
275. When does a liar not lie to others?
Answer: While sleeping.
276. What is the most abundant thing in the Huangpu River in Shanghai?
Answer: water.
277. Lao Wang was walking forward on a dirt road, but he couldn't see his shoe prints when he turned around. Why?
Answer: He was not wearing shoes at the time, so there were only footprints, not shoe prints!
278. Zhang San kicked the dog vigorously, but the dog didn't bark. Why?
Answer: Missed.
279. Where is the nearest place to you?
Answer: under your feet.
280. What is that feeling that always occurs when the tongue is faster than the brain?
Answer: stupid.
281. On a cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit and leather shoes swam desperately in the river. Why do you think this is?
Answer: He accidentally fell into the river.
282. Why do people always close one eye when shooting guns?
Answer: If you close both eyes, you can't see anything.
283. Seven tenths of the earth is ocean. Do you know what is the most stuff in the ocean?
The answer: it is "water".
284. Who is the most frequented person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?
Answer: Pedestrians.
285. When is the safest time to fly?
Answer: During an earthquake.
286. Who are the most people on train 15?
Answer: passengers.
287. Where do mosquitoes bite, and you don’t feel it?
Answer: Biting on someone else.
288. What is the best way to prevent being bitten by a snake?
Answer: Don't let the snake see you.
289. Do you know where the No. 8 bus in New York City goes?
Answer: Drive to the terminal.
290. Naughty Boy got a zero in his math test.Do you know what this could mean?
Answer: He didn't cheat.
291. If you were standing under a tree in a clearing, and you were not allowed to raise your head, and you were not allowed to use a mirror, would you know the shape of the branch above your head?
Answer: Walk back for a certain distance, the branches above your head will appear in front of you, and you can see the shape of the branches clearly.
292. When the whole family goes on a trip together, who is best not to see?
Answer: thief.
293. Li Li can catch two fish at the same time with one hook.Why is that?
Answer: One of the fish is the bait.
294. When do wolves bite trees?
Answer: When its body is crushed by a fallen tree.
295. What takes the longest time to do something?
Answer: Walk through life.
296. What kind of good deed can one person only do once in a lifetime?
Answer: Sacrifice your life to save others, sacrifice your life.
297. There is a hole in a rubber life buoy, why does Shen Lanqiang still take this life buoy to travel?
Answer: That hole is the stomata.
298. Do you have to wear glasses to buy something?
Answer: To buy glasses, you have to try them on.
299. Xiaohua is only 10 years old, but he dares to touch the wagon of a train running at a speed of 100 km/h. Why?
Answer: He sat in the car and stretched his hand out the window to touch.
300. How to take a picture to see the picture the fastest?
Answer: Standing in front of the mirror, you can get the fastest snapshot of yourself.
301. There are two twin brothers in a certain school who have the same appearance, voice, hairstyle and clothes, but the teacher never misidentifies them when playing games with the students in the classroom. Why?
Answer: They are not in the same class.
302. The river is very fast, but Xiaoqiang in the river is not afraid, why?
Answer: He was standing in shallow water up to his calf.
303. When watching a horror movie, who has the whitest face?
Answer: Caucasians.
304. Why are pigs so fat?
Answer: Because the pig has too much meat.
305. What is the monkey's favorite thing to move?
Answer: heart.
306. What should a person who cannot find chopsticks eat with?
Answer: with your mouth.
307. Who is the happiest in the movies of Charlie King of Comedy?
Answer: His film studio boss.
308. What is the first thing for a person who does not do well in the exam?
Answer: Hand in the test paper.
309. Why do people eat?
Answer: Because there is no other way for rice to enter the stomach.
310. How can I ensure that I will not fall asleep?
Answer: Go to bed and go to sleep.
311. Why do cats always try to catch mice?
Answer: Because other poultry will not catch.
312. How many kinds of bathrooms are there in Beijing?
Answer: two.Men's and women's bathrooms.
313. Which prisoner is most likely to be caught?
Answer: A prisoner who surrendered himself.
314. How can I fill a page of exercise book as quickly as possible?
Answer: Only write a big word "口" in the exercise book.
315. A burning flashlight is placed on a table and nothing is allowed to touch it. How do you make the bulb go out?
Answer: As long as its batteries run out, the bulb will turn off.
316. What is the difference between a river and a river?
Answer: He has two more strokes than Jiang.
317. What must be done before returning a book to the library?
Answer: Borrow this book from the library.
318. What house is always empty?
Answer: vacancy.
319. Which animal is the most numerous in the zoo?
Answer: ants.
320. What is the use of banana peel?
Answer: Used to wrap bananas.
(End of this chapter)
The ability to simplify is a thinking ability that cannot be ignored. It is generally accomplished through perception. It is a kind of intense jump and sublimation when abstract thinking or image thinking activities develop to a certain stage.When doing this part of the game, you should put aside the cumbersome assumptions or conditions in the title, and judge according to your first instinct. Often the simplest is the best answer.
1.The following 20 questions are the mental test questions of Harvard University.
* 1. When eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often worry whether you should eat the tomatoes or the eggs first?
Yes──→ Go to 2
No──→ Go to 4
* 2. Do you dare to walk around Chang'an Avenue with an ostrich without fear of being ridiculed by others?
Yes──→ Go to 3
No──→ Go to 6
* 3. Do you often suffer from insomnia because of where to put your hands when you sleep?
Yes──→ Go to 5
No──→ Go to 7
* 4. When you wake up in the morning, do you often worry about whether to go to the toilet or brush your teeth first?
Yes──→ Go to 6
No──→ Go to 8
* 5. Would you dare to crack a wild joke at a very sentimental graduation ceremony?
Yes──→ Go to 9
No──→ Go to 10
* 6. Someone told a funny joke, do you dare not to laugh?
Yes──→ Go to 7
No──→ Go to 10
* 7. Do you dare to wear beach pants to an important banquet without fear of being cursed by others?
Yes──→ Go to 11
No──→ Go to 12
* 8. The person you hate offers you a non-flush crystal toilet, will you accept it?
Yes──→ Go to 10
No──→ Go to 9
* 9. Do you really want to play the "Master Loves Dog" game with stray dogs?
Yes──→ Go to 11
No──→ Go to 15
* 10. You ordered a bowl of beef noodles, but the boss brought a plate of fish balls. Would you eat it?
Yes──→ Go to 13
No──→ Go to 11
* 11. Do you dare to use the invented "toilet-type ice-warm-cold three-stage mouthwash machine"?
Yes──→ Go to 16
No──→ Go to 12
* 12. The friend you are arguing with offers you an egg tart and asks you to shut up, will you agree?
Yes──→ Go to 15
No──→ Go to 14
* 13. Do you miss telling stories to the monkeys in the zoo?
Yes──→ Go to 14
No──→ Go to 18
* 14. Would you quit your job because you hated the stapler in the company?
Yes──→ Go to 17
No──→ Go to 15
* 15. The invigilator is walking around near your seat, will you stare at him?
Yes──→ Go to 18
No──→ Go to 16
* 16. If a stranger invites you to eat delicious fried rice with ham and eggs, will you accept it?
Yes──→ Go to 20
No──→ Go to 19
* 17. When you chew gum, do you always chew with the fixed side of your teeth?
yes──→ A
No──→ Go to 19
* 18. When eating broad beans, would you swallow the shell and the meat?
Yes──→ C
No──→ D
* 19. If you say you are crazy, will you admit it?
Yes──→ B
No──→ A
* 20. Do you believe that you may become crazy in the future?
Yes──→ B
No──→ D
A——You are an out-and-out neuropathy, even if you don't admit it, it's useless, because it's enough to prove that you have such patience to complete these questions.I hope you will give full play to your patience and iron-toothed character in your work, and the possibility of becoming famous in the future will not be ruled out.
B——You are the kinder one among a group of psychopaths, but it does not mean that your symptoms are milder than others.In fact, you are the one most likely to be affected by other people to make your symptoms worse in this group of neuroses.I hope you are okay and don't talk to others.
C——You are a neurotic with a bold personality. Although the symptoms are serious now, please don’t be disheartened. As long as you get in touch with some interesting things, your mental state will gradually normalize due to your optimistic personality.However, break the habit of engaging in dangerous activities.
D——You are the neuropathy of neuropathy!It's just terminally ill!What's even more frightening is that even though you kept saying: I'm definitely not crazy!But your subconscious tells yourself: I am the neuropathy of neuropathy!It's time for you to get treatment.
Answer: You are so confused, why do you answer these questions, do you think you have a tendency to be neurotic?
2.One day, an old woman was riding in a car. Halfway through the ride, the mother-in-law didn't know the way. The mother-in-law beat the driver's buttocks with a stick and asked, "Where is this?"How did the driver respond?
Answer: The driver replied: This is my ass.
3.What will happen to those who get into the eyes of money?
Answer: eventually die.
4.How do you separate the southeast from the northwest?
Answer: Very simple, Garton.
5.During World War II, Japan trained many kamikaze fighters. What about the rest after the war?
Answer: Be a killer on the road.
6.What if you drop the needle in the sea?
Answer: Go buy another one.
7.A bottle is full of water. What is the best way to get the water out of the bottle as quickly as possible?
Answer: Break the bottle.
8.What are we stepping on?
Answer: footwear.
9.What is your face for?
Answer: for washing.
10.Why do criminals print counterfeit money?
Answer: Because he can't print real money.
11.What ox cannot plow the field?What palms cannot be patted?What pen can't write?What kind of water can't drink?
Answer: snail, cactus, electric pen, salary.
12.What flowers are floating, what flowers are walking, and what flowers are blooming in the sky?
Answer: snowflakes, waves, fireworks.
13.How to run a red light successfully?
Answer: Do not cross the street until the amber and green lights are over.
14.One banana minus one banana, guess a word?
Answer: zero words.
15.Jia Jia was having fun with the kitten, when suddenly she saw the kitten getting smaller and smaller, why?
Answer: The kitten is getting farther and farther away from Jiajia.
16.Xiaomei raises a ferocious wolf dog, why does it never bite the fat man?
Answer: Because it only eats lean meat.
17.When a person walks, what is the difference between the left and right feet?
Answer: one after the other.
18.Why did dad shave?
Answer: Because his beard grew.
19.What did Napoleon do after taking his first steps in the New World?
Answer: Take the second step.
20.Why don't rabbits eat the grass beside the nest?
Answer: If it is eaten, it will lose its nest.
twenty one.Guess how many strokes the match has?
Answer: a fortune!scratched.
22. Which day is the longest in May?
Answer: the same length.
twenty three.Is there any way to make fat people lose weight and thin people get fat?
Answer: Swell the skinny ones and flatten the fat ones.
twenty four.There are ten suns in the sky, why did Hou Yi only shoot down nine?
Answer: He didn't want to go home in the dark.
25．How did the train get its name?
Answer: It is always angry.
26．What is the strongest lock afraid of?
Answer: Afraid of keys.
27．A group of fearful men were gathering together to discuss how to revive their masculinity. Suddenly they heard that their wives had arrived. Everyone ran away, except for one person. Why?
Answer: Because he fainted from fright.
28．May I ask, how long can a person live?
Answer: Of course live to die.
29．The first dish for Europeans and Americans is soup. Do you know what is often in soup?
Answer: salt.
30．Why do you say "a tiger's butt can't be touched"
Answer: Because that's uncivilized.
31．When did people have two mouths?
Answer: When there are two people.
32．There is a piece of natural black marble, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September [-]th?
Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river.
33．Why does Xiaoxin's dress have holes?
Answer: There is no way to wear it without a hole.
34．Why do mafia like to wear white gloves?
Answer: Because the hands are too dark.
35．Xiao Hua, who doesn't understand music, knows what the teacher played after the teacher played a piece of Beethoven. Why?
Answer: The teacher plays the piano.
36．How to tell the difference between the hands and feet of an octopus?
Answer: Let the octopus participate in Super Girl, the hand that holds the microphone is its hand, and the rest is its feet.
37．The doctor told the patient: For this disease, if you smoke less, you can prolong your life.The patient complied, but why the death was accelerated?
Answer: Because he didn't smoke at all.
38．Why is the Statue of Liberty always standing in New York Harbor?
Answer: Because she can't sit.
39．How to keep mosquitoes from biting?
Answer: It's fine if you're not a human being.
40．Why did he pick up a wallet on the street and not turn it in?
Answer: The wallet is his own.
41．How to quickly reduce white pollution?
Answer: Make lunch boxes and plastic bags blue.
42．Why do people go to bed to sleep?
Answer: Because the bed won't come.
43．On a vast plain, a bus is driving on a narrow road that can only accommodate one car.Mr. A in the car saw another car following him. Because of the boring scenery of the plain, Mr. A fell asleep in a while.When he woke up, he found that the car was already in front of this car (it is known that it is absolutely impossible to overtake on this road) What is going on?
Answer: Because this is a ring road.
44．Xiao Ming's father has four sons, the second is Xiao Ming, the third is San Mao, and the fourth is Simao. What is the name of the eldest?
Answer: Boss.
45．As a Chinese, do you know why you must eat mooncakes during the Mid-Autumn Festival?
Answer: You can also eat sun cakes if you want.
46．What is the function of a bird's tail?
Answer: for shame.
47．Once upon a time, there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play, but he ran into a big bad wolf.The big bad wolf said: I want to eat you!Guess what happened?
Answer: As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.
48．A cow is milked every day, why does it still have milk?
Answer: Because he eats grass every day.
49．Pharaoh loses his hair every day. He has tried all kinds of methods, but there is only one way to keep him from losing his hair forever.What is the solution?
Answer: Shaved.
50．Why do snakes shed their skin?
Answer: Because the skin is on the outside of the body.
51．Where does anyone have to go?
Answer: toilets.
52．What's the best way to stop causing trouble?
Answer: rest.
53．Question: Where does this road lead?
Answer: Rome, because all roads lead to Rome.
54．Xiaohu learned a lot of kung fu from the book "Encyclopedia of Martial Arts", but he was punished for the first time when he saw an injustice. Why?
Answer: Because that book is a pirated copy.
55．It's obviously a good day when the sun shines brightly, but some people say: a typhoon is coming soon!Why did he say that?
Answer: Because he is now in the eye of the typhoon.
56．Is Dandan the name of the puppy or the name of the little tiger?
Answer: Tiger, because the tiger sees the delay.
57．Why do two tigers fight and never give up if they have to fight to the death?
Answer: Because no one dares to persuade a fight.
58．Anan has practiced the trick of "eating watermelon without vomiting", how did he do it?
Answer: No need to practice, because watermelon has no seeds.
59．Three ants are on the same plane.The first ant said: There are two ants behind me.The second ant said: There is an ant in front of me and an ant behind me.The third ant said: There are two ants in front of me and two ants behind me.May I ask how is this going?
Answer: The third ant is lying.
60．Drunk people often argue that they are not drunk, do you know why?
Answer: Because they were drunk.
61．Maid Fez hammers small nails with a hammer, but she is not afraid of hammering her own hands, why?
Answer: Because the nail is in someone else's hands.
62．What's the first thing Santa puts in his stocking this Christmas Eve?
Answer: His own feet.
63．Where is the most complete resume written in life?
Answer: Written on the tombstone.
64．A 50-ton oil tanker sank, what was the first thing to surface?
Answer: air.
65．How to make a bicycle run as fast as a train?
Answer: put the bike on the train.
66．It was the first time for a person to go to Changsha. After leaving Changsha City, he followed the road signs to Xiangtan, but ended up in Zhuzhou. Why?
Answer: Because the road sign was blown upside down by the wind.
67．Ah Wei lost 19 yuan this morning, and picked up another 8 yuan. How much money did Ah Wei lose today?
Answer: 19 yuan, isn't it mentioned in the title.
68．Why do people close their eyes when they die?
Answer: How scary to keep your eyes open.
69．What do we produce domestically?
Answer: jade, there is a "jade" in the word "country".
70．Lazy Jack became diligent after falling in love. Once, he went on a business trip for a year and wrote a love letter to his girlfriend Annie every two days. How many love letters will Annie receive after two months?
Answer: None, because he was too lazy to send one.
71．There is a man standing on the top of a train traveling at 250 kilometers per hour. Although he is not a superman who can jump over the roof and walls, he still looks calm and relaxed.Why is that?
Answer: Because the car didn't drive.
72．What is the biggest difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: There may be fleas on the elephant, but there must be no elephant on the flea.
73．The mother-in-law and the baby's face are very similar, why?
Answer: Because they have no teeth.
74．When is the moon seen at its largest?
Answer: When we landed on the moon.
75．A car thief saw a Cadillac one day when no one was around, but he didn't do it. Why?
Answer: The car is his.
76．On the left side of the balance is a ton of cotton, and on the right is a ton of iron. Why is cotton heavier than iron?
Answer: Because it's raining.
77．What is the most disappointing thing when eating?
Answer: No cooking.
78．Why does the old Wang's house leak sometimes and sometimes not?
Answer: Because sometimes it rains and sometimes it doesn't.
79．Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power, and played the tape, why is there no sound?
Answer: Because of a power outage.
80．When Savy watched movies in the cinema, why did he watch incoherent movies every time?
Answer: Because he watches for a while and sleeps for a while every time.
81．Xiaopang weighs twice as much as Dayong, and the two stood on the balance, but the balance remained balanced. What is the reason?
Answer: The balance is bad.
82．How long should the calves be?
Answer: It should be long enough to touch the ground.
83．What makes you feel hungry more and more?
Answer: digestive medicine.
84．A ferocious cobra, why doesn't it eat people in the forest.
Answer: Because there is no one in this forest.
85．What happens after a person is beheaded?
Answer: shorter height.
86．Lao Yan has been suffering from insomnia and has to take sleeping pills every night to fall asleep, but recently he has slept soundly without taking medicine. Why?
Answer: He slept forever.
87．A fat man jumped from a tall building, what happened to it?
Answer: Fatty.
88．If children are the future pillars of the country, then what are the roundworms in children's stomachs?
Answer: Of course it is the moth that erodes the pillars.
89．Xiao Wang lives in a 12-story building, why doesn't he take the elevator every day?
Answer: He lives on the first floor.
90．The elevator was full of people, and it suddenly fell shortly after it went up. Why didn't anyone get hurt?
Answer: All dead.
91．One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks carry water, why is there no water to drink?
Answer: Because the pole has only two ends and cannot be picked.
92．In a car race, a car crashed into a big tree, the car was completely smashed, but the driver was uninjured, why?
Answer: That's a remote control car race.
93．Xiaoping can't keep his mouth shut, why is he silent now?
Answer: Xiaoping fell asleep.
94．Yang Fan's eyes are very short-sighted, but they are still blurry even after wearing glasses. Why?
Answer: He wears glasses without lenses.
95．What is this cruel thing that most people hate, especially for the elderly with cancer?
Answer: the truth.
96．Why does everyone say that Xiao Mao eats human flesh but doesn't spit out bones?
Answer: Because he ate a dough man.
97．What will happen if two out of five fingers are removed?
Answer: Disabled.
98．Why does the rooster curl up one leg when it crows?
Answer: Curl up two legs and it falls.
99．A ferocious lion was hungry, and Dayong walked in front of it, but it was safe and sound. What is the reason?
Answer: The lion is in the cage.
100．Cars should drive on the right, why is it okay for Mr. Yang to drive on the left?
Answer: Because Mr. Yang is leaning on the left side of the car.
101．Grandpa is familiar with military books, but every time he plays chess, he loses to others. May I ask what strategy he uses?
Answer: Soldiers come to block.
102．What is the highest peak in the world called?
Answer: peak.
103．What's wrong with sleeping in class?
Answer: Not as comfortable as the bed.
104．Dumb fell from the helicopter, but was not injured, why?
Answer: The plane hasn't taken off yet.
105．A shark ate a mung bean, what did it become?
Answer: mung bean paste.
106．What would happen if the apple didn't fall on Newton's head?
Answer: It will fall to the ground.
107．Why do people want to climb up?
Answer: Because people are transformed from monkeys.
108．Where on the surface of the earth does the sun not shine?
Answer: the back.
109．There are five caves, and each cave is basically the same, not only that, but the sheep that live in each cave are also the same fat.One day, a tiger passed by and saw these five caves, and at the same time saw the five goats of the same fat and size. After looking at it, he went straight to the third cave instead of entering the other ones. cave, may I ask: Why did it choose the third cave?
Answer: Tiger is willing.
110．What's the cheapest way to do everything today?
Answer: until tomorrow.
111．Why did Hammer lose money?
Answer: He brought money.
112．Who knows how many stars there are in the Milky Way?
Answer: God knows.
113．The Big Wild Goose Pagoda in Xi'an has nine floors. Children go to visit. It takes 5 minutes to visit each floor and 1 minute to go up the next floor. How long will it take the children to visit the Big Wild Goose Pagoda and return to the bottom of the tower?
Answer: [-] seconds.
114．What are the characteristics of a thief?
Answer: Extraordinary shots.
115．The director is recruiting actors, and the exam question is "Return in the Night", what should I do to get accepted easily?
Answer: It's very simple, just pull the light.
116．Ding Ding took a stone and threw it at the glass, but the glass was not broken.Why?
Answer: No hit.
117．Picking a "bone" in an egg means deliberately seeking trouble, but what does picking a "stone" in an egg mean?
Answer: The hen has kidney stones and must pick stones.
118．Mickey took the medicine, but forgot to shake the medicine well, it didn't work well, how should he remedy it?
Answer: keep turning somersaults.
119．What should I do if I accidentally break my mother's favorite vase?
Answer: Quickly pretend to pass out.
120．Tarzan was raised by apes, so who raised Batman?
Answer: Of course he was raised by his parents.
121．Xiao Shi owns basketball shoes from the first generation to the No.12 generation of Jordan. Which pair does he like best?
Answer: the next pair.
122．Why doesn't the motorcycle start to fire?
Answer: due to kick.
123．Who is always carefree?
Answer: dead people.
124．Xiaohui is very afraid of injections, but when the doctor gave her an injection today, she felt that her butt did not hurt anymore. Why?
Answer: Because it was hit on the arm.
125．What is the greatest contribution of television to mankind?
Answer: Let the world know the benefits of being on time.
126．How to make people have the feeling of heartbeat?
Answer: alive.
127．Bad people belong to human beings, so what kind of lazy scum do they belong to?
Answer: Humans.
128．Why did Wu Zixu's hair turn white overnight when he passed Zhaoguan?
Answer: He forgot to bring hair dye.
129．Xiao Qin bought a brand new sports car, but he couldn't drive it on the road. Why?
Answer: He bought a toy sports car.
130．Xiao Wang's place of work is far away, and it takes one hour to ride a bicycle, but it took him two and a half hours to go to work on Wednesday (nothing special happened). Why?
Answer: Two and a half hours is one hour.
131．What can never happen at a train station?
Answer: Since it cannot happen, of course it cannot happen.
132．What is pig skin used for?
Answer: It is used to wrap pork.
133．What do black people call black things?
Answer: black eat black.
134．Newton discovered gravity when he was hit by an apple under an apple tree; if you sat under a coconut tree and waited to be hit by a coconut, what would you find?
Answer: You will find this behavior stupid.
135．This stuff looks like an electric light on the left, and it also looks like an electric light on the right, no different from an electric light.But it just won't light up, what is this stuff?
Answer: A broken light bulb.
136．Why do many students doze off during the fourth period?
Answer: Didn't get enough sleep in the first few sessions.
137．What happened after Xu Xian met the White Snake?
Answer: No idea, because he fainted from the fright of the white snake.
138．What do boys and girls have in common?
Answer: They are all human beings.
139．Dad asked Xiao Ming to recite the Analects of Confucius, and he memorized it in one breath. Is Xiao Ming a genius?
Answer: No, because he only memorized the two words "The Analects of Confucius".
140．What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam?
Answer: Remember to get up.
141．A plane exploded shortly after takeoff, but no one was injured. Why?
Answer: all dead.
142．Grandma loves her cat very much. On the cat's birthday, she specially prepared five plates with a fish on each to congratulate it.The cat went to the plate, hesitated for a while, and then ate the fish from the third plate, why?
Answer: it is happy.
143．Why are people always late for dates?
Answer: Because someone arrived early.
144．What is the function of the egg shell?
Answer: Cover the egg whites and yolks.
145．How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: One, because after eating one, the stomach will not be empty.
146．Can you cover the sky with leaves?
Answer: Yes, just cover your eyes with leaves.
147．Who is the hairdresser's least favorite person?
Answer: bald people.
148．Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but still has a beard on his face.What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh is a barber, and he shaves other people's faces.
149．A person has a high fever of 50 degrees, who should he turn to for help?
Answer: the fire department.
150．There was a house that paid no rent, and was built in the same way as the others, but no one wanted to live in it.Why is that?
Answer: Because it's a prison.
151．Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day, he stood on the diving platform, but he didn't dare to jump down.Why is that?
Answer: Because there is no water below.
152．Many police officers watched the two robbers robbing the bank and ignored them.Why?
Answer: Because it is an illusion, either children are playing, or they are shooting a movie, or it is the plot of a TV series.
153．What do you do when you can't stand something?
Answer: Go to the toilet quickly.
154．What should I do when the raw rice is accidentally cooked?
Answer: Ready to eat.
155．How to quickly separate sand and sugar without using water?
Answer: Two words, you can separate them however you want.
156．If I had two heads, five hands, and six feet, what kind of person would I be?
Answer: weirdo.
157．The bus driver dozed off on the bus, why didn't the passenger remind him (her)
Answer: Because the driver was not driving.
158．Who is Aunt Cleaning?
Answer: woman.
159．Does the sun wake up the rooster, or does the rooster wake up the sun?
Answer: Rooster, the sun will not crow.
160．What is the thing that people most want to know but can't know?
Answer: things in the future.
161．What watch is slow 24 hours a day?
Answer: A stopped watch.
162．An old lady went to the bank and withdrew all the money, and after a while, she deposited it again.The manager asked her, didn't you just take it?Her reason is simple, you know what it is?
Answer: Take it out and count it.
163．What is something that everyone must do seriously every day?
Answer: Sleep, it cannot be faked.
164．How did Chang'e go up to the moon?
Answer: run up.
165．How did the president of the United States get into the White House?
Answer: Walk in.
166．Where does the world's largest sweet potato grow?
Answer: soil.
167．Where did the world's largest rooster come from?
Answer: in the egg.
168．What's the best way to avoid motion sickness?
Answer: on foot.
169．Xiao Ming is only 4 years old, but he has already become a "father". Is it possible?
Answer: Played house games.
170．Polar bears eat meat, why doesn't it eat penguins?
Answer: Can't eat.
171．What should I do if no one else is nearby when I accidentally drown?
Answer: drink up the water.
172．Why are more and more people getting divorced?
Answer: Because more and more people are getting married.
173．Nick scored more than 500 points in the test, and Jacques scored more than 600 points in the test. Why did the teacher think that their scores were comparable?
Answer: Nick took 6 and Jacques 7.
174．Dayong said to the children: He went climbing on Sunday and saw many animals, including little squirrels, little goats, little penguins, and little white rabbits... After hearing this, the children were very envious, but only Xiaomei knew that he was lying.How could she know?
Answer: Only Antarctica has penguins.
175．What's the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning?
Answer: Open your eyes.
176．What is the first thing we do to make our dreams come true?
Answer: Waking up from a dream.
177．Why do some people refuse to help?
Answer: If you are dead, what else can you save?
178．What was the first sentence Lu Zhishen said after pulling out the weeping willow?
Answer: Chinese.
179．When going through the exit procedures at the airport, I just remembered that I forgot my passport. How can I get the passport in the shortest time?
Answer: You can get it by opening the purse.
180．What's the fastest way to put out a fire?
Answer: add a horizontal line on the word fire.
181．The football game hasn't started yet, why does everyone know the score?
Answer: We all know it is 0:0.
182．A man fell into the river and struggled a few times. When he climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was not wet. Why?
Answer: Because he is bald.
183．What was the first animal you saw in the zoo?
Answer: conductor.
184．Xiaoqiang ran for 10 minutes in the wilderness under heavy rain, but his hair was not wet. Why?
Answer: Because he is holding an umbrella.
185．What is the relationship between me and your father's brother's son's classmate's brother?
Answer: It doesn't matter.
186．The ancient Chinese once soaked the blue coat in the Yellow River, what kind of phenomenon would it produce?
Answer: The clothes are wet.
187．Why did Miss Li lose money?
Answer: She brought money.
188．What does it matter if a great man and a great lion are born on the same day?
Answer: It doesn't matter.
189．Where is the best place to get a haircut?
Answer: Of course it is on the head.
190．I lost my ID card, what should I do?
Answer: Pick it up.
191．Dad washes the dishes after every meal, but today Dad didn't wash the dishes, why?
Answer: Because of eating in a restaurant.
192．What are the ways to prevent being bitten by a dog?
Answer: Don't run in front of the dog.
193．Xiaoyang's homework has always been the first in the class, why did he drop to the third this time?
Answer: Because the scores of two people exceed him.
194．Xiao Ming set the alarm watch to six o'clock in the morning. He woke up after five o'clock, but he didn't know where the alarm watch was stuffed. Can you help?
Answer: Don't you know when the alarm clock rings at six o'clock.
195．In the zoo, the elephant has the longest nose, and what is the second longest nose?
Answer: baby elephant.
196．Where did so many people on the street come from?
Answer: From their respective habitats.
197．What is the secret of human longevity?
Answer: Keep breathing, don't stop breathing.
198．How would the world be different now if Zhuge Liang was alive?
Answer: One more person.
199. What is the difference between drinking cold boiled water and drinking boiled water?
Answer: The consequences are different.
200. If the Louvre was on fire and you could only save one painting, which one would you save?
Answer: Hang on the one closest to the window.
201. Xiao Wang likes to doze off when he goes to work. The manager told him several times, but he won't change after repeated admonition. Is there any way to make him never doze off in class?
Answer: Fire him.
202. Which soldier has the most soldiers in the world?
Answer: Soldiers.
203. Humans have evolved from walking on four limbs to walking on two feet. What is the biggest benefit of this evolution?
Answer: You can save a pair of shoes.
204. What causes the most deaths?
Answer: Rescue is invalid.
205. What question cannot be answered with your mouth?
Answer: Questions on the test paper.
206. Where is my country's wool mainly produced?
Answer: on sheep.
207. What kind of driver is defiant?
Answer: A driver who hits a pedestrian.
208. Why do chickens eat more than peacocks?
The answer is because there are fewer peacocks than chickens in the world.
209. Can you secure two ping pong balls on a coin?
Answer: Yes, just flatten the table tennis ball.
210. Why do people always want what they cannot get?
Answer: Because you get it, you don't have to think about it.
211. Jingzi was standing by a river, and saw a piece of chicken feather floating over, but there was no human habitation several miles upstream, she wondered where did this piece of chicken feather come from?
Answer: From the chicken.
212. Xiao Shi owns basketball shoes from the first generation to the No.12 generation of Jordan. Which pair does he like best?
Answer: the next pair.
213. Which house has the most water?
Answer: A flooded house.
214. Liangliang drew a pig on paper with one stroke. Excuse me, where did he start to draw this pig well?
Answer: It starts on paper.
215. Why do tigers eat raw meat?
Answer: Because it doesn't cook.
216. Why do bears hibernate?
Answer: Because it's too hot in summer, it can't sleep.
217. In a hut, Xiao Ming couldn't touch the walls on both sides with his hands outstretched, but after a month, he could do it. Why?
Answer: His nails are growing.
218. What is louder than an explosion?
Answer: Twice.
219. What do I have in common with you?
Answer: Both are personal pronouns.
220. Mingming and Junjun were walking on the snow, but why did Mingming only leave footprints on the snow?
Answer: Because Junjun walked in Mingming's footsteps.
221. Why do human beings change to walk upright?
Answer: Because people will stand.
222. If a person who can't swim falls into the water, what sound must there be?
Answer: the sound of water.
223. Just now, who made a joke with you?
Answer: The author of this book.
224. What does a salaried person do before going to work every day?
Answer: look at the time.
225．There are two beautiful birds sitting on a branch of a tree. You want to get the branch without disturbing the birds. What should you do?
Answer: Wait until the bird flies away.
226. Why can the giraffe's neck grow so long?
Answer: Because no one is going to limit it.
227. Why do Westerners have higher noses than Easterners?
Answer: Because the noses of Orientals are too short.
228. When people are sick, they feel that they can’t cheer up, but there is something in the body that is abnormal. Do you know what it is?
Answer: bacteria.
229. Many people know that smoking is bad, but they still continue to smoke. Why?
Answer: Because he can let others see the harm of smoking.
230. Xiao Ming, who lives on the 15th floor, walked up the stairs after the elevator was out of power. Why could he walk to the 15th floor easily?
Answer: Because he came back from his friend's house on the 14th floor.
231．Xiao Ming walked forward on the beach by the sea, but he couldn't see his footprints when he turned around. Why?
Answer: The waves washed up on the sand and drowned the footprints.
232．An enemy plane was shot by our army's artillery fire in the air 200 meters above the ground. Guess what the enemy plane first reached the ground?
Answer: Explosion.
233. What is the best way to pack grapes when there is a traffic jam?
Answer: mouth.
234. There are two ants on the table in the picture below, one is male and the other is female. Can you tell which one is male and which one is female?
Answer: The one next to the male is the female, and the one next to the female is the male.
235. Da Kai drove through the Pearl River Tunnel in Guangzhou yesterday. The south of the tunnel is Huangsha District, and the north is Fangcun District. Can you guess where he entered and exited?
Answer: He went in from the entrance and came out from the exit.
236. When will Xiao Ming's mother stop worrying about Xiao Ming knocking over her beloved vase?
Answer?When the vase is broken.
237. Can you tell me the same thing about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Answer: They are all deceased.
238. Who sounds the most like a big rooster?
Answer: little cock.
239. What makes a wise man a fool?
Answer: his mind.
240. What is unreliable to use?
Answer: A chair with a broken back.
241. How do child prodigies get into elite schools?
Answer: Enter through the gate.
242. Who has 4 fingers?
Answer: Everyone has 4 fingers.
243. Who is most afraid of sitting?
Answer: Babies, because they can't sit up yet.
244. Which day in January this year does Xiao Ming feel the longest?
Answer: The day he slept the least.
245. When is the blind and able-bodied most equal?
Answer: While sleeping.
246. On the beach in France, why is it better not to shout “Help” if you fall into the sea?
Answer: No one can understand Chinese, it should be best to shout in French.
247. Why do children play in the daytime?
Answer: Because he has to sleep at night.
248. A single-plank bridge can only accommodate one person.A and B get on the bridge from both ends at the same time, but get off the bridge from both ends at the same time.Why is that?
Answer: After they walked onto the bridge, they turned back and went back down the bridge respectively.
249. Where were you when the power went out last night?
Answer: In the dark.
250. When it rains, what can you see most clearly?
Answer: rain.
251. Why do people dream?
Answer: Because there is really nothing to do while asleep.
252. What kind of ticket can take the bus and enter the park?
Answer: banknotes.
253. Who has the darkest hair?
Answer: Human hair in the dark.
254. What kind of rice is most eaten by people?
Answer: cooked rice.
255. Who is always daydreaming?
Answer: People who work the night shift.
256. What will happen to those who often deceive others?
Answer: will die.
257. What kind of dangerous mechanism are the heroes in martial arts movies most afraid of touching the coupling?
Answer: The organ set up by the screenwriter.
258. Why do animals on land mostly have ears on the top of their heads, but humans don't?
Answer: Because humans wear hats and animals don't.
259. Xiao Ming has four pills in his pocket, and he has taken two pills now, so how many pills do he have on him now?
Answer: four pieces.Two in the pocket and two in the belly.
260. How has the world changed since you were born?
Answer: One more person.
261. When do pigs drink the most water?
Answer: When falling into the river.
262. What about you always leads the way?
Answer: toes.
263. Why don't fish live on land?
Answer: Because there are cats on land.
264. What is the difference between Donald Duck and ordinary ducks?
Answer: Older than the average duck.
265. Where did the Great Wall start?
Answer: It starts with the word "ten thousand".
266. Why do mice dig holes?
Answer: It wants a home.
267. Why do you want to drink water after sweating?
Answer: Because of thirst.
268. What is foreigner's longer than Chinese?
Answer: name.
269. A kitten can catch one mouse within 5 minutes, so how many cats are needed to catch ten mice?
Answer: One is enough, because it can fight continuously.
270. What do you do before getting off the bus?
Answer: Find the car door.
271. What should be done before apologizing to others?
Answer: Do what others don't like you to do first!
272. What is the most painful thing to use to beat a mouse?
Answer: hard!
273. Why do people have such high eyebrows?
Answer: When it grows low, it becomes a beard.
274. Under what circumstances are people most afraid of running No.3?
Answer: When there are only three people running.
275. When does a liar not lie to others?
Answer: While sleeping.
276. What is the most abundant thing in the Huangpu River in Shanghai?
Answer: water.
277. Lao Wang was walking forward on a dirt road, but he couldn't see his shoe prints when he turned around. Why?
Answer: He was not wearing shoes at the time, so there were only footprints, not shoe prints!
278. Zhang San kicked the dog vigorously, but the dog didn't bark. Why?
Answer: Missed.
279. Where is the nearest place to you?
Answer: under your feet.
280. What is that feeling that always occurs when the tongue is faster than the brain?
Answer: stupid.
281. On a cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit and leather shoes swam desperately in the river. Why do you think this is?
Answer: He accidentally fell into the river.
282. Why do people always close one eye when shooting guns?
Answer: If you close both eyes, you can't see anything.
283. Seven tenths of the earth is ocean. Do you know what is the most stuff in the ocean?
The answer: it is "water".
284. Who is the most frequented person on Wangfujing Pedestrian Street in Beijing?
Answer: Pedestrians.
285. When is the safest time to fly?
Answer: During an earthquake.
286. Who are the most people on train 15?
Answer: passengers.
287. Where do mosquitoes bite, and you don’t feel it?
Answer: Biting on someone else.
288. What is the best way to prevent being bitten by a snake?
Answer: Don't let the snake see you.
289. Do you know where the No. 8 bus in New York City goes?
Answer: Drive to the terminal.
290. Naughty Boy got a zero in his math test.Do you know what this could mean?
Answer: He didn't cheat.
291. If you were standing under a tree in a clearing, and you were not allowed to raise your head, and you were not allowed to use a mirror, would you know the shape of the branch above your head?
Answer: Walk back for a certain distance, the branches above your head will appear in front of you, and you can see the shape of the branches clearly.
292. When the whole family goes on a trip together, who is best not to see?
Answer: thief.
293. Li Li can catch two fish at the same time with one hook.Why is that?
Answer: One of the fish is the bait.
294. When do wolves bite trees?
Answer: When its body is crushed by a fallen tree.
295. What takes the longest time to do something?
Answer: Walk through life.
296. What kind of good deed can one person only do once in a lifetime?
Answer: Sacrifice your life to save others, sacrifice your life.
297. There is a hole in a rubber life buoy, why does Shen Lanqiang still take this life buoy to travel?
Answer: That hole is the stomata.
298. Do you have to wear glasses to buy something?
Answer: To buy glasses, you have to try them on.
299. Xiaohua is only 10 years old, but he dares to touch the wagon of a train running at a speed of 100 km/h. Why?
Answer: He sat in the car and stretched his hand out the window to touch.
300. How to take a picture to see the picture the fastest?
Answer: Standing in front of the mirror, you can get the fastest snapshot of yourself.
301. There are two twin brothers in a certain school who have the same appearance, voice, hairstyle and clothes, but the teacher never misidentifies them when playing games with the students in the classroom. Why?
Answer: They are not in the same class.
302. The river is very fast, but Xiaoqiang in the river is not afraid, why?
Answer: He was standing in shallow water up to his calf.
303. When watching a horror movie, who has the whitest face?
Answer: Caucasians.
304. Why are pigs so fat?
Answer: Because the pig has too much meat.
305. What is the monkey's favorite thing to move?
Answer: heart.
306. What should a person who cannot find chopsticks eat with?
Answer: with your mouth.
307. Who is the happiest in the movies of Charlie King of Comedy?
Answer: His film studio boss.
308. What is the first thing for a person who does not do well in the exam?
Answer: Hand in the test paper.
309. Why do people eat?
Answer: Because there is no other way for rice to enter the stomach.
310. How can I ensure that I will not fall asleep?
Answer: Go to bed and go to sleep.
311. Why do cats always try to catch mice?
Answer: Because other poultry will not catch.
312. How many kinds of bathrooms are there in Beijing?
Answer: two.Men's and women's bathrooms.
313. Which prisoner is most likely to be caught?
Answer: A prisoner who surrendered himself.
314. How can I fill a page of exercise book as quickly as possible?
Answer: Only write a big word "口" in the exercise book.
315. A burning flashlight is placed on a table and nothing is allowed to touch it. How do you make the bulb go out?
Answer: As long as its batteries run out, the bulb will turn off.
316. What is the difference between a river and a river?
Answer: He has two more strokes than Jiang.
317. What must be done before returning a book to the library?
Answer: Borrow this book from the library.
318. What house is always empty?
Answer: vacancy.
319. Which animal is the most numerous in the zoo?
Answer: ants.
320. What is the use of banana peel?
Answer: Used to wrap bananas.
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