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Chapter 4: Thinking Differently——Training Analogical Thinking Ability
Chapter 4: Thinking Differently——Training Analogical Thinking Ability
When doing this part of the game, it is necessary to analyze according to a certain attribute of the thing in the title, and find another thing similar to it.To achieve this goal, it is necessary to misinterpret a key word in the title so that it is completely opposite to its own meaning. At this time, another corresponding artistic conception will appear. In this way, it has turned a corner and achieved Understand the purpose of the question.
1.A long time ago, on a certain street in the bustling capital city, there lived a family named Cai. On this day, a very lively and lovely boy was born in his family. The child grew up gradually, and people used to call him Xiao Cai.Then something happened, he left, and this story was handed down and became an allusion.Do you know what happened?
Answer: He was put on a plate and taken away!This allusion is "a piece of cake"
2.The movements of divers are generally very difficult, such as turning three times and front flipping three and a half times, all of which require proficient skills, but the difficulty of the athlete below cannot be completed with skills, so what kind of movement is it What about?
Answer: He did a three-week twist followed by a three-and-a-half week front flip followed by a back flip for a month.
3.The White Bone Demon wanted to eat Tang Seng, Monkey King raised his stick and shouted: I will hit you, I will hit you, I will kill you to death.How many bone spirits are there?
Answer: 3 dozen bones, so there are 3.
4.What is something new that people love as much as old?
Answer: money.
5.A certain singer always wears a glove every time he performs on stage. Why?
Answer: He always wants to show off.
6.Who can lie on the pillow every day and work for a lifetime?
Answer: Railroad tracks.
7.There are ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheepfold, and one is squatting in the pigsty. What is this idiom?
Answer: cadence (a sheep squats wrong)
8.The teacher wrote 123/4 on the blackboard, may I ask: Can it be eliminated?
Answer: Yes, the blackboard eraser can clean it.
9.Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why?
Answer: Count from one to two.
10.What is Zhang Fei's mother's last name?
Answer: The surname is Wu, and the Wu family is born to fly (much ado about nothing)
11.Xiaohua can eat several cows at a time, why?
Answer: He eats snails.
12.What is the explanation for having more than enough heart but not enough energy?
Answer: I know what it means, but I can't explain it.
13.What building is the cheapest in the world?
Answer: The Pentagon.
14.What should I borrow without paying back?
Answer: Borrowed.
15.Why do people who get married have to have their wedding photos taken first?
Answer: hit it off.
16.What book can you never buy in a bookstore?
Answer: suicide note, secretary.
17. What is the word "太" without a little bit?
Answer: people.remove "a" dot
18.How should one describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times?
Answer: The former "public" is discarded.
19.Xiaohua can't do any housework, and has a bad temper. Why are his parents desperately urging her to get married?
Answer: Its purpose is to blame others.
20.The nerd bought a book, but his mother found the book in the washbasin the next day, why?
Answer: He thought the book was too "dry" and needed moisture.
twenty one.Mom asked Xiaomin to get a plate to put the dishes on. Xiaomin brought it, but was scolded. Why?
Answer: He took a CD.
22.今天,小女孩利利吃了:3头猪、3头牛、5只羊、7条大鱼,可不一会儿肚子又饿了!问:这可不可能呢?
Answer: Probably because she ate animal crackers.
twenty three.Why do hats have to be turned over when they get dirty?
Answer: Zhang Guan Li Dai (Dirty Crown Li Dai)
twenty four.What is on the head of the sky?
Answer: one.
25.What kind of food do pilots never eat?
Answer: Drunken Chicken (Crash)
26.Which car is the most fuel-efficient to drive?
Answer: night train.
27.Which snake has the longest lifespan?
Answer: A solid tongue.
28.What is the greatest discovery in genetics?
Answer: The sparrow turns into a phoenix.
29.Xiao Ming is blowing on the electric fan, why is he still sweating profusely?
Answer: He is blowing with his mouth.
30.Is porridge more expensive or biscuits more expensive?
Answer: porridge.Because things are rare.
31.Where do people really become at the mercy of others?
Answer: On the operating table.
32.Who likes to add oil and vinegar?
Answer: Chef.
33.What is the idiom for a group of people throwing eggs at guns?
Answer: a hail of bullets (a hail of bullets)
34.What is the idiom for eating with chopsticks?
Answer: popular (chopsticks to population)
35.Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why?
Answer: Because the truth (like) came out.
36.How to quiet a sparrow?
Answer: Press it, because the crow (press) is silent.
37.What are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: Cloth is not afraid of [-], but paper is only in case.
38.One plus one does not equal much, please use an idiom to sum it up.
Answer: no "three" no "four"
39.What is threshold essence?
Answer: There are monsters on the threshold.
40.What is it to bring a pig covered in silver glitter to the stage?
Answer: Zhuge Liang (Pig Brother Liang)
41.Lao Wang is over half a hundred years old, why does he always like to hang around women?
Answer: Pharaoh's career is related to women.
42.What question will make you admit that you are really useless?
Answer: When someone asks you to use something you don't use, for example, have you used my pencil?No, I'm useless, I'm really useless.
43.One person has no authority, but he is in charge of the whole company's problems, why?
Answer: Because he is an elevator worker.
44.Why do some people say: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
Answer: Because love blinds.
45.Xiaojun spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but the next day his mother still scolded him for not studying hard, why?
Answer: Because he fell asleep in his history textbook last night.
46.The old lady was not terminally ill, why did the doctor say she had no cure?
Answer: no money to buy medicine.
47.Lingling is 13 years old. Teachers, classmates and parents all admit that she is a gentle girl who has never behaved rudely, but one day, she actually ate her master. Why?
Answer: Master Kong.
48.Xiao Ding often fishes in troubled waters at work, why does the boss still reuse him?
Answer: He works in an aquarium.
49.What happens if the egg is sick?
Answer: Become a badass.
50.There is a man undressing in public on the street, but no one stops him, why?
Answer: He took off his raincoat.
51.Yue Fei's mother-in-law stabbed the "Serve the country with loyalty" on Yue Fei's back. Why would someone say that?
Answer: This allusion is called tattooing of mother-in-law. "Mother-in-law" is naturally his mother-in-law.
52.What does heart-to-heart mean?
Answer: Heart-to-heart talk is the heart bouncing like a spring.
53.What should you do when your day is not going your way?
Answer: Take the "Philips" iron.
54.God, this is the only one in the whole area that hasn't installed a phone yet. What an idiom.
Answer: seamless (heaven - no PHONE)
55.A kangaroo and a monkey compete in a high jump competition, why did the monkey win in the first place?
Answer: Because the kangaroo is "waiting to lose" and the kangaroo is jumping on both feet.
56.What animal is most likely to fall?
Answer: Fox, because he is the most cunning (slippery)
57.What might Zheng Chenggong's mother be called?
Answer: Zheng failure (failure is the mother of success)
58.Please explain that to capture the thief first capture the king.
Answer: If you lose something, go to Wang first.
59.Why is the King of England a woman?
Answer: Because British men are gentlemen, they pay attention to ladies first.
60.What is a layman?
Answer: The door is sweating from the sun outside.
61.What happens to people who don't brush their teeth all day?
Answer: nonsense.
62.Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, and Xiaolan take a long-distance bus, who will get motion sickness?
Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai can vomit (Little White Rabbit)
63.Lao Wang is very rich, but others say he is a slave, why?
Answer: Pharaoh is a miser.
64.Why do modern people like to pick their ears more and more?
Answer: There are more and more people who love to swear.
65.Dad's watch has just been washed, why didn't he leave?
Answer: My son washed it with tap water.
66.If a person has no predecessors, why does he have descendants?
Answer: Of course people have backs.
67.Xiaoqi has been engaged in beauty work for many years, why can't she even draw eye shadow well?
Answer: He is car detailing.
68.Why did Michael Jackson go for bleaching surgery?
Answer: Fear of being wronged.
69.What can make the demons and ghosts all over the world run away at the same time?
Answer: The sun "energy"
70.Professor Yang, who studies dinosaur fossils, suddenly discovered one day that although there are many types of fossils, there is only one type of dinosaur. Which one is it?
Answer: The dinosaurs are all dead, so they are extinct.
71.When you do something, you must be on tenterhooks?
Answer: When you buy animal offal and bring it home.
72.To write an article about milk, you are required to write 200 words, why did Shamir only write 20 words?
Answer: Shamir wrote condensed milk.
73.Dad lost something, why is mom so happy?
Answer: He dropped the bad habit.
74.Teachers and pastors have one thing in common, do you know what it is?
Answer: It also has the ability to make people sleep.
75.Why did Xiaowen only learn one text from the first to the third year of junior high school?
Answer: Because the first to third day of junior high school is the lunar calendar time.
76.What are mountains and seas that can move?
Answer: Crowds of people.
77.Whose hands are always wet?
Answer: sailors.
78.Why are two children just right?
Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial piety.
79.If the idol of the girls unfortunately becomes a vegetable due to a car accident, how will the fans evaluate him?
Answer: Awesome.
80.How can I look forever young?
Answer: Look at the photos.
81.There are ten birds in the forest, if one is shot and killed, why don't the other nine fly away?
Answer: Because it's an ostrich.
82.Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why does the chicken die but not the goose?
Answer: A goose is a penguin.
83.Where in China is the cheapest thing?
Answer: Guizhou.
84.What's the last name of the pencil?
Answer: Xiao - sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
85. Which number from 1 to 9 is the laziest and which is the most industrious?
Answer: One is the laziest, and the other is the most diligent.Because one does not do two endlessly.
86.I want to go to McDonald's, how much does it cost?
Answer: Just thinking about it, no need to spend money.
87.What condiment is the most violent?
Answer: dark soy sauce.
88.The bamboo basket fetches water in vain, but there is a kind of basket that is already leaking, but it is very useful. Do you know what it is?
Answer: The basketball hoop.
89.A person walks in the sun in the afternoon, but cannot see his own shadow.Why?
Answer: The sun is covered by rainy days. This "under the sun" is not under the sun.
90.Please use an idiom to describe the smallest mailbox in the world.
Answer: Incredible.
91.What bell sounds the worst?
Answer: dumbbells.
92.In the past, everyone was afraid of "Big Brother" but now they like "Big Brother". What's the matter?
Answer: Who doesn't like big brothers and big phones.
93.Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?
Answer: Because they are playing chess.
94.For fear of losing shape, what do you call a beautiful woman who does not have children after marriage?
Answer: Peerless Beauty.
95.There are two students with the same name in a class at Yuying Middle School, but the teacher never misses them every time they roll the roll. Do you know why?
Answer: Because there is a polyphonic character in this name, it is easy to distinguish.
96.What are the deficiencies?
Answer: A place where trampling is forbidden.
97.When do you put on your shoes before your socks?
Answer: Put your foot on the nail and put it through the shoe and then the sock.
98. What is the saddest thing people see on the shore?
Answer: When the bridge collapsed.
99 What is the difference between sugar and vinegar?
Answer: You can ask others to eat candy, but you cannot ask others to be jealous.
100. What can eclipse all things?
Answer: cloud.
101. How many duck eggs are there in a dozen?
Answer: all gone, broken.
102. Xiao Liang wants to be a policeman to follow in his father's footsteps. What does his father do?
Answer: His father was a thief.
103. Besides cheerful people, who can be called an optimistic person?
Answer: An observant person.
104. Cosmetics can make a woman's face beautiful, but who's face will be very ugly?
Answer: The man who pays.
105.The chef sat and chatted with his apprentice.The chef said: We eat delicious food every day, so do you know what is the best taste in the world?One of the disciples laughed and said: It doesn't matter, the sweet and sour pork chop tastes the best.Another disciple said: Snake meat is fragrant and tastes better.The chef smiled and said: No.Then say a dish.and explained.When the two apprentices heard it, they clapped their hands and exclaimed, and said repeatedly: "Wonderful, wonderful!"Do you know what the best dish in the world is?
Answer: Kohlrabi, the world is big, and the first is the head.
106. What is not a thing?
Answer: North-South Highway.
107. Qingqing has just graduated and found a job, but he has already started working, why do others call him "old"?
Answer: Because he is a teacher.
108. There are many unsatisfactory things in life. When you are troubled, what should you do?
Answer: Eat pistachios.
109. How to make a phone call without spending money?
Answer: It doesn't cost money to make a phone call with a light tap. Remember, you can't retake the shot, and it will cost you money if it breaks.
110. What is the difference between the national flag and the military flag?
Answer: Insert (poorly) on the flag pier.
111. Who loves making fools of themselves the most?
Answer: The foreigner who loves to take pictures the most.
112. Besides cooks, who often spoils eggs?
Answer: troublemaker.
113. There is a kind of person who holds no grudges the most. Do you know who this person is?
Answer: People with severe amnesia.
114. What do people often use to protect themselves?
Answer: open an umbrella.
115. When is the face the ugliest?
Answer: When the person is still in the mother's womb.
116.Who loves to be against others?
Answer: A person who often helps others write couplets.
117. What home do people least want to be?
Answer: old people.
118. Who is the most calm to fight?
Answer: Navy in a submarine.
119. What car do people dislike the most?
Answer: old age.
120. What book saddens the most people?
Answer: Surrender.
121. Which head is the largest?
Answer: the front.What is ahead of you can be unlimited.
122. Wu Wei did an earth-shattering thing, but no one said he was good or bad. Why?
Answer: He set off firecrackers.
123. Xiao Ming accidentally lost his watch, ID card, and report card. His father told him to quickly find them back.What did he look for first? His dad would be upset?
Answer: Find a reason.
124. Why do I not need to go to the hospital to see a doctor for my injury?
Answer: nerve-wracking.
125. What can be said to be spending money to buy anger?
Answer: Buy an air conditioner.
126. Who can't think about it?
Answer: Drivers who are resigning.
127. Who has the longest hands?
Answer: Thief.
128. What book will not be boring?
Answer: Ocean Knowledge"
129. What play has everyone acted in?
Answer: games.
130. What kind of strong man should never be?
Answer: robbers.
131. Why did someone use the phrase "Talk about the ancestors of cattle" as the opening remark?
Answer: "Ugly words" come first.
132. What kind of person doesn't encounter any troubles, but his heart is always up and down?
Answer: A person with an irregular heartbeat.
133. What is the sea with the smallest volume in the world?
Answer: the mind.
134. The teacher asked the students: What is the difference between discovery' and 'invention'?Keqi's answer was well received by the teacher. Can you guess how he answered it?
Answer: Koch said: My father discovered my mother, and my father and mother invented me.
135. Under what circumstances will three suns appear together?
Answer: When writing the word "crystal"!
136. Who loves fighting with their backs?
Answer: People who participate in backstroke competitions.
137. What head do you want to have?
Answer: thoughts.
138. What is full of guts?
The answer: a hot water bottle.
139. What teeth change every day?
Answer: crescent moon.
140. Who is dedicated to giving people a look?
Answer: painter.
141. Who has the strongest sense of time?
Answer: A watch repairer.
142. Fatty weighs 100 kg, but he weighs less than 10 kg before eating. What's the matter?
Answer: Before he eats, it refers to the baby period when he is eating!
143. One day, the police saw with their own eyes a black thief fleeing into a banquet held by white people. After chasing him in, they found that they were all white people. Why?
Answer: The thief's face has turned pale with fright.
144. Who lives on a knife's edge?
Answer: ice skaters.
145. Which bullet does not hurt the human body, but is more harmful?
The answer: sugar-coated cannonballs.
146. Xiao Ming's mother bought delicious food from the farmer's market, which can be found in all parts of the country.What did you say?
Answer: wax gourd, watermelon, pumpkin, pumpkin.
147. Xiao Ming failed another math test. His father said: "No matter what you study, you must be down-to-earth and start from scratch..." Xiao Ming went out immediately after listening.What did he do?
Answer: haircut.Xiao Ming started from the "head".
148. What kind of monster is everyone not afraid of?
Answer: No wonder.
149. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere?
Answer: Because Nan "no" Amitabha.
150. Who likes to hurt people most?
Answer: Arms exporting countries.
151. Which book has the most faults?
Answer: medical books.
152. Who is the one who can grasp the proportions just right?
Answer: Tailor.
153. The manager does not know how to cook, but there is one dish he is particularly good at. What is it?
Answer: fired.
154. What games can little boys and girls play together?
Answer: Can't play guessing game (Two Little Wu Guess)
155. What enlightenment did Beethoven give students?
Answer: If you memorize it, you will get more points.
156. Ants, bees and centipedes, which insect is the least greedy for money?
Answer: Centipede
157. What is Zhang Fei's mother's last name?
Answer: Wu, nothing (Wu) Shi (Shi) Sheng Fei (Fly)
158. Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why?
Answer: Count from one to two.
159. Xiao Tang is a poor man recognized by everyone, but he can spend a lot of money every day. Why?
Answer: Xiaotang is the cash carrier of the bank.
160. Which kind of person is most likely to go to extremes?
Answer: Eskimos, they walk the extremes of the earth.
161. Why can't the stars be hit when the fireworks are set off?
Answer: Because the stars will "shine"
162. Who likes sunbathing the most?
Answer: Vegetative (photosynthesis)
163. Who is so busy at work all day long?
Answer: ballet dancers.
164. The Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter.Who has the hottest personality?
Answer: The eldest daughter, because Jiang (Jiang) is still old and spicy.
165. What makes people laugh and cry?
Answer: masks.
166. Where is the atmosphere the best?
Answer: A first-class manufacturer of air conditioners and electric fans.
167. Who is always on top?
Answer: Pilots.
168. What book is never boring?
Answer: recipes.
169. What is something that sometimes doesn't make sense?
Answer: The phone was disconnected.
170. Who doesn't shoot low?
Answer: Pilots.
171. Which factory is the most loved by people?
Answer: hat factory.
172. Who has an endless road?
The answer: a person with a bright future.
173. Use two words to explain "Don't be short or short"
Answer: Take care.
174. What is the thing a little bigger than four mouths?
Answer: the word "device".
175. Who keeps his word?
Answer: Math teacher.
176. Xiao Ming said: I really have to go to school tomorrow.The teacher punished him after hearing this, why?
Answer: The teacher asked him to use "naive" to make a sentence.
177. What is the hardest thing to find?
Answer: When I get lost, I often can't figure out which side is east and which side is west.
178. What does the person who leads the sheep into the photo studio want to do?
Answer: go abroad (sheep) phase.
179. The owner of the oil painting consignment store said to the painter Wang Ming: I have seen your paintings the longest.Wang Ming was not happy after hearing this, why?
Answer: This shows that Wang Ming's paintings have been in the store for the longest time, and no one bought them.
180. What is the dog's favorite thing to look at?
Answer: Housekeeping.
181. Who misses their hometown the most?
Answer: thinkers.
182. Who is number one or number two?
Answer: A person who has won the championship and won the runner-up.
183. Mother's kiss can also represent a title, what is that?
Answer: mother.
184. Who would kill two birds with one stone?
Answer: The weightlifting champion gets a gold medal and money.
185. Who likes to take a walk at home?
The answer: the insider.
186. Who always wants to deal with injustice directly?
Answer: Carpenter.When a carpenter pushes a plane, he must go straight to plan the wood.
187. What happens when you get hit in the head?
Answer: nerve-wracking.
(End of this chapter)
When doing this part of the game, it is necessary to analyze according to a certain attribute of the thing in the title, and find another thing similar to it.To achieve this goal, it is necessary to misinterpret a key word in the title so that it is completely opposite to its own meaning. At this time, another corresponding artistic conception will appear. In this way, it has turned a corner and achieved Understand the purpose of the question.
1.A long time ago, on a certain street in the bustling capital city, there lived a family named Cai. On this day, a very lively and lovely boy was born in his family. The child grew up gradually, and people used to call him Xiao Cai.Then something happened, he left, and this story was handed down and became an allusion.Do you know what happened?
Answer: He was put on a plate and taken away!This allusion is "a piece of cake"
2.The movements of divers are generally very difficult, such as turning three times and front flipping three and a half times, all of which require proficient skills, but the difficulty of the athlete below cannot be completed with skills, so what kind of movement is it What about?
Answer: He did a three-week twist followed by a three-and-a-half week front flip followed by a back flip for a month.
3.The White Bone Demon wanted to eat Tang Seng, Monkey King raised his stick and shouted: I will hit you, I will hit you, I will kill you to death.How many bone spirits are there?
Answer: 3 dozen bones, so there are 3.
4.What is something new that people love as much as old?
Answer: money.
5.A certain singer always wears a glove every time he performs on stage. Why?
Answer: He always wants to show off.
6.Who can lie on the pillow every day and work for a lifetime?
Answer: Railroad tracks.
7.There are ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheepfold, and one is squatting in the pigsty. What is this idiom?
Answer: cadence (a sheep squats wrong)
8.The teacher wrote 123/4 on the blackboard, may I ask: Can it be eliminated?
Answer: Yes, the blackboard eraser can clean it.
9.Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why?
Answer: Count from one to two.
10.What is Zhang Fei's mother's last name?
Answer: The surname is Wu, and the Wu family is born to fly (much ado about nothing)
11.Xiaohua can eat several cows at a time, why?
Answer: He eats snails.
12.What is the explanation for having more than enough heart but not enough energy?
Answer: I know what it means, but I can't explain it.
13.What building is the cheapest in the world?
Answer: The Pentagon.
14.What should I borrow without paying back?
Answer: Borrowed.
15.Why do people who get married have to have their wedding photos taken first?
Answer: hit it off.
16.What book can you never buy in a bookstore?
Answer: suicide note, secretary.
17. What is the word "太" without a little bit?
Answer: people.remove "a" dot
18.How should one describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times?
Answer: The former "public" is discarded.
19.Xiaohua can't do any housework, and has a bad temper. Why are his parents desperately urging her to get married?
Answer: Its purpose is to blame others.
20.The nerd bought a book, but his mother found the book in the washbasin the next day, why?
Answer: He thought the book was too "dry" and needed moisture.
twenty one.Mom asked Xiaomin to get a plate to put the dishes on. Xiaomin brought it, but was scolded. Why?
Answer: He took a CD.
22.今天,小女孩利利吃了:3头猪、3头牛、5只羊、7条大鱼,可不一会儿肚子又饿了!问:这可不可能呢?
Answer: Probably because she ate animal crackers.
twenty three.Why do hats have to be turned over when they get dirty?
Answer: Zhang Guan Li Dai (Dirty Crown Li Dai)
twenty four.What is on the head of the sky?
Answer: one.
25.What kind of food do pilots never eat?
Answer: Drunken Chicken (Crash)
26.Which car is the most fuel-efficient to drive?
Answer: night train.
27.Which snake has the longest lifespan?
Answer: A solid tongue.
28.What is the greatest discovery in genetics?
Answer: The sparrow turns into a phoenix.
29.Xiao Ming is blowing on the electric fan, why is he still sweating profusely?
Answer: He is blowing with his mouth.
30.Is porridge more expensive or biscuits more expensive?
Answer: porridge.Because things are rare.
31.Where do people really become at the mercy of others?
Answer: On the operating table.
32.Who likes to add oil and vinegar?
Answer: Chef.
33.What is the idiom for a group of people throwing eggs at guns?
Answer: a hail of bullets (a hail of bullets)
34.What is the idiom for eating with chopsticks?
Answer: popular (chopsticks to population)
35.Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why?
Answer: Because the truth (like) came out.
36.How to quiet a sparrow?
Answer: Press it, because the crow (press) is silent.
37.What are cloth and paper afraid of?
Answer: Cloth is not afraid of [-], but paper is only in case.
38.One plus one does not equal much, please use an idiom to sum it up.
Answer: no "three" no "four"
39.What is threshold essence?
Answer: There are monsters on the threshold.
40.What is it to bring a pig covered in silver glitter to the stage?
Answer: Zhuge Liang (Pig Brother Liang)
41.Lao Wang is over half a hundred years old, why does he always like to hang around women?
Answer: Pharaoh's career is related to women.
42.What question will make you admit that you are really useless?
Answer: When someone asks you to use something you don't use, for example, have you used my pencil?No, I'm useless, I'm really useless.
43.One person has no authority, but he is in charge of the whole company's problems, why?
Answer: Because he is an elevator worker.
44.Why do some people say: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
Answer: Because love blinds.
45.Xiaojun spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but the next day his mother still scolded him for not studying hard, why?
Answer: Because he fell asleep in his history textbook last night.
46.The old lady was not terminally ill, why did the doctor say she had no cure?
Answer: no money to buy medicine.
47.Lingling is 13 years old. Teachers, classmates and parents all admit that she is a gentle girl who has never behaved rudely, but one day, she actually ate her master. Why?
Answer: Master Kong.
48.Xiao Ding often fishes in troubled waters at work, why does the boss still reuse him?
Answer: He works in an aquarium.
49.What happens if the egg is sick?
Answer: Become a badass.
50.There is a man undressing in public on the street, but no one stops him, why?
Answer: He took off his raincoat.
51.Yue Fei's mother-in-law stabbed the "Serve the country with loyalty" on Yue Fei's back. Why would someone say that?
Answer: This allusion is called tattooing of mother-in-law. "Mother-in-law" is naturally his mother-in-law.
52.What does heart-to-heart mean?
Answer: Heart-to-heart talk is the heart bouncing like a spring.
53.What should you do when your day is not going your way?
Answer: Take the "Philips" iron.
54.God, this is the only one in the whole area that hasn't installed a phone yet. What an idiom.
Answer: seamless (heaven - no PHONE)
55.A kangaroo and a monkey compete in a high jump competition, why did the monkey win in the first place?
Answer: Because the kangaroo is "waiting to lose" and the kangaroo is jumping on both feet.
56.What animal is most likely to fall?
Answer: Fox, because he is the most cunning (slippery)
57.What might Zheng Chenggong's mother be called?
Answer: Zheng failure (failure is the mother of success)
58.Please explain that to capture the thief first capture the king.
Answer: If you lose something, go to Wang first.
59.Why is the King of England a woman?
Answer: Because British men are gentlemen, they pay attention to ladies first.
60.What is a layman?
Answer: The door is sweating from the sun outside.
61.What happens to people who don't brush their teeth all day?
Answer: nonsense.
62.Xiaobai, Xiaohuang, and Xiaolan take a long-distance bus, who will get motion sickness?
Answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai can vomit (Little White Rabbit)
63.Lao Wang is very rich, but others say he is a slave, why?
Answer: Pharaoh is a miser.
64.Why do modern people like to pick their ears more and more?
Answer: There are more and more people who love to swear.
65.Dad's watch has just been washed, why didn't he leave?
Answer: My son washed it with tap water.
66.If a person has no predecessors, why does he have descendants?
Answer: Of course people have backs.
67.Xiaoqi has been engaged in beauty work for many years, why can't she even draw eye shadow well?
Answer: He is car detailing.
68.Why did Michael Jackson go for bleaching surgery?
Answer: Fear of being wronged.
69.What can make the demons and ghosts all over the world run away at the same time?
Answer: The sun "energy"
70.Professor Yang, who studies dinosaur fossils, suddenly discovered one day that although there are many types of fossils, there is only one type of dinosaur. Which one is it?
Answer: The dinosaurs are all dead, so they are extinct.
71.When you do something, you must be on tenterhooks?
Answer: When you buy animal offal and bring it home.
72.To write an article about milk, you are required to write 200 words, why did Shamir only write 20 words?
Answer: Shamir wrote condensed milk.
73.Dad lost something, why is mom so happy?
Answer: He dropped the bad habit.
74.Teachers and pastors have one thing in common, do you know what it is?
Answer: It also has the ability to make people sleep.
75.Why did Xiaowen only learn one text from the first to the third year of junior high school?
Answer: Because the first to third day of junior high school is the lunar calendar time.
76.What are mountains and seas that can move?
Answer: Crowds of people.
77.Whose hands are always wet?
Answer: sailors.
78.Why are two children just right?
Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial piety.
79.If the idol of the girls unfortunately becomes a vegetable due to a car accident, how will the fans evaluate him?
Answer: Awesome.
80.How can I look forever young?
Answer: Look at the photos.
81.There are ten birds in the forest, if one is shot and killed, why don't the other nine fly away?
Answer: Because it's an ostrich.
82.Put a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator at the same time, why does the chicken die but not the goose?
Answer: A goose is a penguin.
83.Where in China is the cheapest thing?
Answer: Guizhou.
84.What's the last name of the pencil?
Answer: Xiao - sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
85. Which number from 1 to 9 is the laziest and which is the most industrious?
Answer: One is the laziest, and the other is the most diligent.Because one does not do two endlessly.
86.I want to go to McDonald's, how much does it cost?
Answer: Just thinking about it, no need to spend money.
87.What condiment is the most violent?
Answer: dark soy sauce.
88.The bamboo basket fetches water in vain, but there is a kind of basket that is already leaking, but it is very useful. Do you know what it is?
Answer: The basketball hoop.
89.A person walks in the sun in the afternoon, but cannot see his own shadow.Why?
Answer: The sun is covered by rainy days. This "under the sun" is not under the sun.
90.Please use an idiom to describe the smallest mailbox in the world.
Answer: Incredible.
91.What bell sounds the worst?
Answer: dumbbells.
92.In the past, everyone was afraid of "Big Brother" but now they like "Big Brother". What's the matter?
Answer: Who doesn't like big brothers and big phones.
93.Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant?
Answer: Because they are playing chess.
94.For fear of losing shape, what do you call a beautiful woman who does not have children after marriage?
Answer: Peerless Beauty.
95.There are two students with the same name in a class at Yuying Middle School, but the teacher never misses them every time they roll the roll. Do you know why?
Answer: Because there is a polyphonic character in this name, it is easy to distinguish.
96.What are the deficiencies?
Answer: A place where trampling is forbidden.
97.When do you put on your shoes before your socks?
Answer: Put your foot on the nail and put it through the shoe and then the sock.
98. What is the saddest thing people see on the shore?
Answer: When the bridge collapsed.
99 What is the difference between sugar and vinegar?
Answer: You can ask others to eat candy, but you cannot ask others to be jealous.
100. What can eclipse all things?
Answer: cloud.
101. How many duck eggs are there in a dozen?
Answer: all gone, broken.
102. Xiao Liang wants to be a policeman to follow in his father's footsteps. What does his father do?
Answer: His father was a thief.
103. Besides cheerful people, who can be called an optimistic person?
Answer: An observant person.
104. Cosmetics can make a woman's face beautiful, but who's face will be very ugly?
Answer: The man who pays.
105.The chef sat and chatted with his apprentice.The chef said: We eat delicious food every day, so do you know what is the best taste in the world?One of the disciples laughed and said: It doesn't matter, the sweet and sour pork chop tastes the best.Another disciple said: Snake meat is fragrant and tastes better.The chef smiled and said: No.Then say a dish.and explained.When the two apprentices heard it, they clapped their hands and exclaimed, and said repeatedly: "Wonderful, wonderful!"Do you know what the best dish in the world is?
Answer: Kohlrabi, the world is big, and the first is the head.
106. What is not a thing?
Answer: North-South Highway.
107. Qingqing has just graduated and found a job, but he has already started working, why do others call him "old"?
Answer: Because he is a teacher.
108. There are many unsatisfactory things in life. When you are troubled, what should you do?
Answer: Eat pistachios.
109. How to make a phone call without spending money?
Answer: It doesn't cost money to make a phone call with a light tap. Remember, you can't retake the shot, and it will cost you money if it breaks.
110. What is the difference between the national flag and the military flag?
Answer: Insert (poorly) on the flag pier.
111. Who loves making fools of themselves the most?
Answer: The foreigner who loves to take pictures the most.
112. Besides cooks, who often spoils eggs?
Answer: troublemaker.
113. There is a kind of person who holds no grudges the most. Do you know who this person is?
Answer: People with severe amnesia.
114. What do people often use to protect themselves?
Answer: open an umbrella.
115. When is the face the ugliest?
Answer: When the person is still in the mother's womb.
116.Who loves to be against others?
Answer: A person who often helps others write couplets.
117. What home do people least want to be?
Answer: old people.
118. Who is the most calm to fight?
Answer: Navy in a submarine.
119. What car do people dislike the most?
Answer: old age.
120. What book saddens the most people?
Answer: Surrender.
121. Which head is the largest?
Answer: the front.What is ahead of you can be unlimited.
122. Wu Wei did an earth-shattering thing, but no one said he was good or bad. Why?
Answer: He set off firecrackers.
123. Xiao Ming accidentally lost his watch, ID card, and report card. His father told him to quickly find them back.What did he look for first? His dad would be upset?
Answer: Find a reason.
124. Why do I not need to go to the hospital to see a doctor for my injury?
Answer: nerve-wracking.
125. What can be said to be spending money to buy anger?
Answer: Buy an air conditioner.
126. Who can't think about it?
Answer: Drivers who are resigning.
127. Who has the longest hands?
Answer: Thief.
128. What book will not be boring?
Answer: Ocean Knowledge"
129. What play has everyone acted in?
Answer: games.
130. What kind of strong man should never be?
Answer: robbers.
131. Why did someone use the phrase "Talk about the ancestors of cattle" as the opening remark?
Answer: "Ugly words" come first.
132. What kind of person doesn't encounter any troubles, but his heart is always up and down?
Answer: A person with an irregular heartbeat.
133. What is the sea with the smallest volume in the world?
Answer: the mind.
134. The teacher asked the students: What is the difference between discovery' and 'invention'?Keqi's answer was well received by the teacher. Can you guess how he answered it?
Answer: Koch said: My father discovered my mother, and my father and mother invented me.
135. Under what circumstances will three suns appear together?
Answer: When writing the word "crystal"!
136. Who loves fighting with their backs?
Answer: People who participate in backstroke competitions.
137. What head do you want to have?
Answer: thoughts.
138. What is full of guts?
The answer: a hot water bottle.
139. What teeth change every day?
Answer: crescent moon.
140. Who is dedicated to giving people a look?
Answer: painter.
141. Who has the strongest sense of time?
Answer: A watch repairer.
142. Fatty weighs 100 kg, but he weighs less than 10 kg before eating. What's the matter?
Answer: Before he eats, it refers to the baby period when he is eating!
143. One day, the police saw with their own eyes a black thief fleeing into a banquet held by white people. After chasing him in, they found that they were all white people. Why?
Answer: The thief's face has turned pale with fright.
144. Who lives on a knife's edge?
Answer: ice skaters.
145. Which bullet does not hurt the human body, but is more harmful?
The answer: sugar-coated cannonballs.
146. Xiao Ming's mother bought delicious food from the farmer's market, which can be found in all parts of the country.What did you say?
Answer: wax gourd, watermelon, pumpkin, pumpkin.
147. Xiao Ming failed another math test. His father said: "No matter what you study, you must be down-to-earth and start from scratch..." Xiao Ming went out immediately after listening.What did he do?
Answer: haircut.Xiao Ming started from the "head".
148. What kind of monster is everyone not afraid of?
Answer: No wonder.
149. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere?
Answer: Because Nan "no" Amitabha.
150. Who likes to hurt people most?
Answer: Arms exporting countries.
151. Which book has the most faults?
Answer: medical books.
152. Who is the one who can grasp the proportions just right?
Answer: Tailor.
153. The manager does not know how to cook, but there is one dish he is particularly good at. What is it?
Answer: fired.
154. What games can little boys and girls play together?
Answer: Can't play guessing game (Two Little Wu Guess)
155. What enlightenment did Beethoven give students?
Answer: If you memorize it, you will get more points.
156. Ants, bees and centipedes, which insect is the least greedy for money?
Answer: Centipede
157. What is Zhang Fei's mother's last name?
Answer: Wu, nothing (Wu) Shi (Shi) Sheng Fei (Fly)
158. Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her as one of the best in mathematics. Why?
Answer: Count from one to two.
159. Xiao Tang is a poor man recognized by everyone, but he can spend a lot of money every day. Why?
Answer: Xiaotang is the cash carrier of the bank.
160. Which kind of person is most likely to go to extremes?
Answer: Eskimos, they walk the extremes of the earth.
161. Why can't the stars be hit when the fireworks are set off?
Answer: Because the stars will "shine"
162. Who likes sunbathing the most?
Answer: Vegetative (photosynthesis)
163. Who is so busy at work all day long?
Answer: ballet dancers.
164. The Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter.Who has the hottest personality?
Answer: The eldest daughter, because Jiang (Jiang) is still old and spicy.
165. What makes people laugh and cry?
Answer: masks.
166. Where is the atmosphere the best?
Answer: A first-class manufacturer of air conditioners and electric fans.
167. Who is always on top?
Answer: Pilots.
168. What book is never boring?
Answer: recipes.
169. What is something that sometimes doesn't make sense?
Answer: The phone was disconnected.
170. Who doesn't shoot low?
Answer: Pilots.
171. Which factory is the most loved by people?
Answer: hat factory.
172. Who has an endless road?
The answer: a person with a bright future.
173. Use two words to explain "Don't be short or short"
Answer: Take care.
174. What is the thing a little bigger than four mouths?
Answer: the word "device".
175. Who keeps his word?
Answer: Math teacher.
176. Xiao Ming said: I really have to go to school tomorrow.The teacher punished him after hearing this, why?
Answer: The teacher asked him to use "naive" to make a sentence.
177. What is the hardest thing to find?
Answer: When I get lost, I often can't figure out which side is east and which side is west.
178. What does the person who leads the sheep into the photo studio want to do?
Answer: go abroad (sheep) phase.
179. The owner of the oil painting consignment store said to the painter Wang Ming: I have seen your paintings the longest.Wang Ming was not happy after hearing this, why?
Answer: This shows that Wang Ming's paintings have been in the store for the longest time, and no one bought them.
180. What is the dog's favorite thing to look at?
Answer: Housekeeping.
181. Who misses their hometown the most?
Answer: thinkers.
182. Who is number one or number two?
Answer: A person who has won the championship and won the runner-up.
183. Mother's kiss can also represent a title, what is that?
Answer: mother.
184. Who would kill two birds with one stone?
Answer: The weightlifting champion gets a gold medal and money.
185. Who likes to take a walk at home?
The answer: the insider.
186. Who always wants to deal with injustice directly?
Answer: Carpenter.When a carpenter pushes a plane, he must go straight to plan the wood.
187. What happens when you get hit in the head?
Answer: nerve-wracking.
(End of this chapter)
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