Fake Prodigal

Chapter 353
The most hateful thing is that the provocative information of Instant Noodle Man is all blood-red top headlines, and there is a link to the trailer of "Fight for Love" below.

Li Hao was stunned, his expression was dull, his brain froze in an instant, and his whole body was stunned. Xiao Mo was too stupid, and bombarded a lot of celebrities in the entertainment industry, from bosses to directors to screenwriters to movie stars. Let it go, the hatred has reached the point where it explodes, it's hard for Li Hao not to be famous.

Instant Noodle Man's meager account is still verified by real name. Li Hao covered his face in a frenzy.

Instant noodle man's meagerness exploded, and Song Zaixu and Yao Qingxue's brainless fans immediately swarmed the sky and covered the sky, the number of views erupted like a volcano, comments sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, the screen kept refreshing, all kinds of malicious abuse, insults, provocations, and threats To eliminate the despicable and shameless Instant Noodle Man.

A large group of idiots swarmed up, a large group of trolls were on the road, these guys didn't know what was going on, they rushed up and started cursing, in the dictionary of trolls, there is no distinction between good and evil, there is only one word, troll!

Spray unscrupulously, gleefully, hysterically!

This is the world of trolls, trolls are always right, others are always wrong!

The screen was refreshed crazily, and Instant Noodle Man became the target of public criticism. Li Hao was dazzled and his face became more and more ugly. He stared at Timo angrily, and said aggrievedly: "Damn Xiao Mo, how can you play like this? The public enemy is the one who killed me."

"Master Teemo is amazing, don't you admire him very much? The popularity of Instant Noodle Man is flying like a rocket, and the publicity effect is great!" Teemo shook his little head, holding a pack of snacks, waving his little claws, Smiling and watching the bubble drama.

Surrounded by grass, mud and grass, Geng Chunnan waved his scissors and said arrogantly: "Little adult diapers are everywhere!"

Li Hao shivered for a moment, picked up Wanglaoji and took a sip, struggling to ask: "Damn Xiaomo, can you still play happily?"

"Forgot, there is still a post that hasn't been posted!" Timo tapped the keyboard, entered Geng Chunnan's Weibo, and posted a top post: "What a dwarf, are you handsome like a grass-mud horse?"

"Pfft!" Li Hao took a sip of herbal tea, opened his mouth wide in horror, and said weakly: "The shorty is not from the entertainment industry, so he sent it wrong!"

"If you have dates or not, let's talk about it after a shot!" Teemo smiled with big eyes into crescents, and said with a smile: "Shorts are too disgusting. They broadcast advertisements for little adults all day long, wasting Lord Teemo's time."

The meagerness of the instant noodle man was bombarded by the naval forces indiscriminately and unscrupulously. Li Hao was holding a pack of spicy sticks and staring at the computer screen bored. The first shot in the entertainment industry!
"What a broken trailer, the whole story is youthful, violent, vulgar! Kitsch! Vulgar!"

Netizens instantly exploded, their mouths fluttering with joy. What they were waiting for was this moment. The Instant Noodle Man was spoofing and provoking, bombarding authority wantonly, and celebrities would inevitably jump out to suppress it. The joyous moment has arrived.

Netizens unanimously stood up, Lu Dahong's reply, left a message below, criticizing the shameless Instant Noodle Man.

"Wonderful to hear it!"

"The old road is firing, jack it up!"

"Which onion is Instant Noodle Man, nameless rat!"

"Everyone, stand up and support Lao Lu to crush the instant noodle man!"

Li Hao stared at the big screen, looked at Lu Dahong's top post, and typed on the keyboard to reply.

"Drinking soy milk is vulgar, but drinking coffee is elegant? Eating garlic is vulgar, but eating steak is elegant?

Playing online games is kitsch, but going to nightclubs is elegance?Square dancing is kitsch, but ballet is elegance?
Taking a bath is vulgar, but is it elegant?Sleeping at home is vulgar, but sleeping in a hotel is elegant?

I use toilet paper vulgar, you don't use it is elegant? "

"Boom!" There was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and a stone caused a thousand waves. The friends were stunned. Whether they surfed the Internet with a computer, a mobile phone, or used a tablet to access the free Internet, they were collectively petrified!

In the minds of netizens, two images emerge, one is a flesh and blood nerd holding silk, and the other is a mediocre authority!

Netizens went crazy, studying Bubble Noodle Man's post, this guy is too domineering, it's obviously a post with abusive connotations, but there is not a single dirty word, the whole post is full of comparisons.Lu Dahong became a scum and a fake rich young man, and was scolded terribly.

"Fuck you, uncle, you are too bad!" Lu Dahong was furious, he is a screenwriter who plays with words, how can he not see whether Li Hao is cursing people in circles, or cursing people without dirty words.Looking at the screen of the Fruit Tablet, Lu Dahong cursed and wanted to reply in grief and indignation.

Before typing out the words, the brain-burning analysis post of the great god appeared, and it was instantly pushed to the headlines, causing an uproar.

"Instant noodle man is a poor man who drinks soy milk and garlic, plays online games and dances in the square, goes to the bathhouse and sleeps at home, and uses paper in the bathroom!
Lu Dahong is an authority who drinks coffee and eats steak, goes to nightclubs, dances ballet, and sleeps in hotels. "

Netizens burst into laughter, all of them peed from laughing, their mouths were crooked, they danced with joy, they all jumped out and praised them, knowing that they had met a great master, they scolded people to a new level, Instant Noodle Man was so popular, he had to be a fan , support it!
Netizens didn't reply, they were all waiting for Lao Lu to fight back. Lao Lu is a famous editor and a famous pen, and he was bombarded with such spoofs. If Lao Lu didn't fight back, how could he have the face to mess with the entertainment industry?
Lu Dahong blushed, his neck was thick, his lungs were about to explode, and his face was thrown to the sky, can Uncle and Aunt bear it?

Lu Dahong lived up to expectations, and quickly sent a reply:
"Man and dog are two animals with many differences!
A dog can open its mouth to bite a man, but a man cannot bite a dog!
It is instinct for a dog to bite a man, and it is vulgar for a man to bite a dog!
Dogs can bark everywhere, but people barking is kitsch!
A dog barking can be forgiven, but your barking is vulgar! "

Lao Lu showed his power and released a blockbuster. This is Chi Guoguo's declaration of war.

Netizens were so excited that they screamed and rushed to tell each other, calling friends and friends to come and watch. Instant Noodle Man's meager crowd was huge, and the trolls were happy, like a festival. They all came to watch and study, waiting for Li Hao's counterattack.

Li Hao blushed, slapped the coffee table angrily, and said unhappily: "Lao Lu is so arrogant, dare to call me a dog, it's too much!"

"The dog is so cute!" Timo said proudly, tilting his head and stroking Li Hao's head with his little paw.

"Damn it! Xiao Mo is too deceitful, Lao Lu is a famous pen, and he hit the muzzle of a gun."

Li Hao knocked off Timo's little claw, and said indignantly: "The old man next door refuses to accept it! You must fight back!" As soon as he finished speaking, he tapped the keyboard and replied a post.

(End of this chapter)