Fake Prodigal

Chapter 354 verbal punishment
"The white swan and the toad are sympathetic to each other, and they give each other affectionate glances!"

"The swan looks down at the toad in the well, and the toad looks up at the swan in the sky!"

"A swan sees heaven and earth, but a toad sees only swans!"

"The dream of a swan is the sea of ​​stars, but the dream of a toad is only a swan!"

"The world of swans is spring and white snow, but the world of toads is only unattainable swans!"

"Take it easy on the old road, don't dream about eating swan meat!"

Netizens wept with joy, danced and danced, trembling with excitement, quickly liked and supported, and those who didn't have instant fans quickly followed one, this is a great god who doesn't use dirty words when swearing, you must stand up!

Lu Dahong was furious, his face was red and his neck was thick, his head was going to explode with anger, he screamed in anger, and cursed: "The bastard is too grandson, too shameless, too immoral, you are a toad, Lao Tzu It's obviously a white swan!" As soon as he finished speaking, he rolled his eyes and posted another counterattack post.

"Unlucky Bear and Bald Qiang confront each other in the forest, fighting for the treasure chest."

"Unlucky Xiong sees the whole forest, but Bald Qiang only sees treasures!"

"The dream of the unlucky bear is to be carefree, and the dream of the bald strong is to get promoted and get rich!"

"The purpose of the unlucky bear is to defend the forest, and the purpose of the bald strong is to make a fortune!"

"Bald Qiang get out of the forest, don't be so vulgar!"

Netizens were ecstatic and praised the old road one after another. The unlucky bear represents the old road, and the bald head is Li Hao. The meaning could not be more obvious. They clamored for Li Hao, a prodigal son covered in copper, to get out of the pure land of the entertainment industry.

Li Hao's expression was ugly, Lao Lu was really talented, and he was very thorough in his ridicule. He really came to the entertainment industry to make trouble, and he was a prodigal son who wasted a lot of money.

"Damn Xiao Mo, why are you provoking Lao Lu, this uncle is too cruel." Li Hao slandered.

"Master Teemo is optimistic about you, come on!" Teemo said happily, waving his little claws.

After 5 minutes of silence, Li Hao gritted his molars and posted a post.

In the vast desert, Diao Si and Kuo Shao are at the end of their ropes, and they are about to drink to death.

The sky suddenly brightened, and the eldest sister Angel floated to the ground, and said with a charming smile: "I am an angel, and one person can fulfill one wish."

Kuo Shao's eyes lit up, he waved his big hand, and said excitedly: "My wish is to become the richest man in the world!"

The angel said bitterly: "This wish is very complicated, please change it!"

Kuo Shao straightened his hair and said elegantly: "I want to be an elegant person!"

The angel choked for a moment, and said weakly: "Ahem, let's make the first wish!"

Diaosi came over and said dejectedly, "I'm dying of thirst, take me to an oasis with water."

"OK!" The angel snapped his fingers, grabbed the silk and was about to fly away.

Kuo Shao yelled: "Don't go, my wish has not been fulfilled yet!"

Before the words were finished, the angel flapped its wings, and a golden mountain fell from the sky, hitting Kuo Shao in front of him, and flew towards the oasis with its silk in its mouth.

"I'm rich, I want everyone in the world to be elegant." Kuo Shao was ecstatic, standing on the top of Jinshan and shouting.

Netizens were astonished, collectively petrified, reading small jokes silently, the more tasted, the more flavorful, speechless for a while, many people resonated, Li Hao is Diaosi, the old road is Kuo Shao, this is Diao Si and Kuo Shao A duel of ideas.

Diaosi's wish is very practical, and it would be nice if he can survive. This is the inner voice of the residents of Diaosi. Diaosi has no money, no car, no house, and no girlfriend. He can only barely survive, staring at the computer in a daze every day.

Kuo Shao has lofty aspirations, not only to make a fortune, but also to become the most elegant person and educate everyone to be elegant.

Diaosi is dying of thirst, just to survive, how can there be time for elegance.

The wealthy family has a lot of money, has endless money, and wants more money, so it is mediocre, hypocritical and despicable!

Netizens were as excited as chicken blood, and crazily liked it. Countless trolls who came here for the name turned their guns and began to wantonly bombard the old road
Lu Dahong was silent for a moment, black strands appeared on his forehead, he felt powerless in the face of the master of connotation, it would be too embarrassing to continue arguing with this kind of funny comparison.

The old road wanted to find foreign aid, so he dialed the number of his old friend Hu Dahai. Hu Dahai is one of the top ten directors, and the best thing is face. Instant Noodle Man blatantly mocked Hu Dahai, Hu Dahai must fight back.

"Hey, Hu, someone called you a bad director, you don't know how to make movies, go to Weibo and have a look."

"In the middle of the night, I was going to discuss my ideals in life. You can really add to the chaos, and the discussion will fail!" Hu Dahai said depressedly, stroking his beard.

"I'll go! Don't say anything, you continue...!" Lu Dahong didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and hung up the phone.

Hu Dahai was holding his breath and was in a rage. How could he be in the mood? He turned on his mobile phone and logged in to Weibo.

After clicking into the meager account of Instant Noodle Man, Hu Dahai posted a post:
"Kids should be polite, and respectful when talking to elders, it is best to use honorifics!"

It was getting more and more interesting when Lao Hu jumped out to pick things up. Netizens were very excited, afraid that Li Hao would not see them, so they unanimously began to upvote, and Hu Dahai's post quickly went to the top.

Li Hao ate a piece of spicy sticks, and joked: "Just scolded one and ran away, and another scolded jumped out." As soon as the words fell, he quickly tapped on the keyboard.

"People need to be self-aware. Old people don't necessarily mean elders. I've seen your movie...!"

"Hu's movie is full of positive energy and very educational!" Lao Hu returned with a smirk.

"It's so meaningful, I can't understand it!" Li Hao responded.

"You, you, you...!" Old Hu's face was getting darker and darker, and he tapped the keyboard and replied: "You have a wicked mind, so naturally you can't understand, what is real film art!"

"Art is not for talking about. Friends are welcome to watch it on New Year's Day. The movie "Fight for Love" I invested in is directed and acted by Chu Xiuyan, the house goddess. It is guaranteed that elementary school students can understand it. It is a proper welfare!" Li Haodao said .

"Damn it!" Old Hu's head was full of black lines, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, his kidneys were about to lose energy, and the overwhelming grass and mud horses galloped past, and his whole body was not well.

This fellow is too shameless, stepping on him as a stepping stone to promote his own movie, I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen such shameless ones!

Others promote the movie, whether it is a press conference or a TV interview program, how can anyone step on someone to promote a movie, and I have become a stepping stone.

Old Hu blows his beard and stares, his fingers tremble with anger, and he says indignantly: "Bastard, evil instant noodle man, I remember you, let's wait and see!"

Before Lao Hu fired his gun, Tian Zhe, a powerful actor, jumped out and responded to Instant Noodle Man: "Whether you are handsome or not is not up to you, just being handsome is not enough, you need to have temperament, everything speaks with strength!"

Netizens were as excited as chicken blood, staring at the screen waiting for replies to see how Li Hao would deal with Tian Zhe.

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