Fake Prodigal

Chapter 60
"Ah!" The thin man screamed, his forehead hit the table heavily, his vision was dark, he lost consciousness and passed out, without any movement.

In less than two seconds, the giant man leveled the skinny man. Li Hao's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and his expression became more and more ugly. If he answered yes, he might have fallen down.

The strength of the giant man is far beyond that of ordinary people, and the speed of his strike seems slow, but in fact it is not slow at all. This is because the slap was too big, and there was a visual error. Li Hao was unprepared for the lightning slap just now, and it was difficult to dodge it. of.

The guards rushed over in a swarm, and after a lot of effort, they escorted the giant man away and lifted the unconscious thin man.

The people around looked astonished, turned their heads in unison, and looked at Li Hao with malicious intentions. The skinny man was too unlucky, he didn't know Li Hao, and Li Hao was tricked for no reason.

The lame uncle took a bite of his meal, looked at Li Hao with a strange expression, and said in a low voice: "Little brother, you must have offended someone, otherwise how could the elephant come to you."

"The elephant you're talking about is the little giant just now!" Li Haoyun calmly ate his lunch.

"Not bad!" The lame uncle gnawed on the chicken leg leisurely, and said playfully, "The elephant is after you, you are dead!"

Li Hao's face was ugly, and he said depressedly: "What's the origin of the appearance, it looks so domineering!"

"That's quite domineering!" Uncle Lame smirked and gloated: "Three years ago, Man Xiang was the gold medal boxing champion, dominating the underground boxing ring, crushing all opponents, and claiming to be able to knock down an elephant with one punch. The name is too famous, and the tree is so big that it attracts the wind, which provokes the ghost boxing champion of the fighting race to come to challenge.

That battle caused a sensation in the whole of Nandu. The underground boxing ring was full of seats, the rich and rich gathered, and the bet was as high as tens of billions. The elephant showed his full strength, and he punched out a set of punches. He knocked out the ghost champion in 30 seconds, especially the last punch. With an uppercut, the ghost boxing champion flew out of the ring and met Hades directly!

As can be imagined, Manxiang had a bad luck, went to jail, and lived in Kuyao since then. The former gold medal boxing champion could only dominate Kuyao. "

"The elephant is so dangerous, why don't you lock it up alone." Li Hao sighed, secretly glad that he was almost useless.

"It's rare to see, but it's not a pervert. It's just an accidental injury. He will go out in a few years. He is usually very quiet and never bullies. He will only shoot once when he accepts a job." Uncle Lame's eyes flashed. With a sly light, he jokingly said: "You kid has provoked a big shot. If it's less than 100 million, it seems like you won't make a move."

"It's a mistake. I'm very low-key, and I haven't offended any big shots." Li Hao was speechless for a while, thinking about it, but he didn't know who he offended.

"Looking at the shape of your hair, you are a troublemaker. I can't remember how many people you have offended." The lame uncle joked.

Li Hao was speechless, smiled awkwardly, and said softly, "Uncle Lame really knows how to joke!"

The lame uncle smiled without saying a word, his small eyes were shining brightly, he lowered his head to enjoy his lunch, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised.

After lunch, everyone went to the square to bask in the sun. Li Hao leaned on the horizontal bar and basked in the afternoon sun. Don't even think about leaving the hospital for half a year!
Could it be Azhe's dog's tail grass? Azhe summoned pollen groups to destroy Li Hao many times, but they all ended in failure. The two just had conflicts, and it wasn't a deep hatred. They shouldn't kill Li Hao until Li Hao died.

Li Hao looked around, these guys gathered together in groups of three or four, chatting and spanking, telling nasty jokes as if no one else was there, and smirking unscrupulously.No one paid attention to him, let alone paid attention to him. The only lame uncle sat on the steps and waved to him.

Li Hao walked over with a smile, and sat next to the lame uncle. The lame uncle kindly handed over a cigarette, and said earnestly: "Little brother, smoke a cigarette to calm the shock!"

"Thank you!" Li Hao said gratefully, lighting up a cigarette.

"Be careful, that beast will definitely attack you." The lame uncle reminded him kindly, exhaling a puff of smoke.

"He was locked in a single room, and he can come out so soon." Li Hao said in surprise.

"You can see him at lunch tomorrow, so be careful!" said the lame uncle.

Time passed by in a hurry, Uncle Lame took good care of Li Hao, not only giving him instructions, but also arranging a berth for him.Having nothing to say all night, Li Hao was overtired and fell into a deep sleep, only getting up when he was having breakfast.

At noon, in the empty cafeteria, Li Hao kept a low profile, sat in the corner, looked around vigilantly, and guarded against the sudden attack of the wild elephant.His worry was a little superfluous, until the end of the release, the wild elephant did not appear, presumably it had not been released in the private room.

At sunset and dusk, after dinner, a sudden bell rang, and the big iron gate opened naturally. Everyone walked out of the gate cheerfully with towels and soap.

When Li Hao was surprised, the lame uncle patted Li Hao on the shoulder, handed out a brand new towel, and a piece of soap, and said with a smile: "You are lucky, you caught up with the once-a-week bath, go wash away your bad luck!"

"Shouldn't you go?" Li Hao's expression was weird, and there was this rule, a bunch of old men get together to take a shower, isn't this the rhythm of the Jiji?

"No, look there!" The lame uncle pointed to the guard blocking the door, and staggered out of the door.

Li Hao followed helplessly, walked through the long and narrow cement corridor, and walked into a huge bathing place, full of old men changing clothes, Li Hao took off his clothes, put them in the storage box, and walked into the mist freely Steaming baths.

The bathroom setting is very simple, the floor and walls are inlaid with smooth tiles, there are sprinklers all around, and there is a large bathtub in the middle. A group of men are happily soaking in the bathtub, talking and laughing.

"Huh, huh, huh!" The sound of water splashing from the nozzles was crisp and sweet, and the happy Jiangnan style was played back on the radio.

The men stood majestically under the nozzles, posing in all kinds of sturdy shapes. The ferocious protruding muscles, the vicious tattoos, and the scars of knives and guns all showed the arrogance and domineering of this group of men in the past.

Li Hao stood under the nozzle, looked around, and clicked his mouth. There are muscular men and tattooed men everywhere, and there is no normal guy. The lame uncle has no muscular tattoos, only a rotten beer belly.

While Li Hao was looking around, the men around him were also watching him. Countless sharp eyes swept over the vivid Teemo tattoo on his chest. They were as excited as blood, pointing fingers and whispering.

"Hahaha!" There was an uproar in the bathing place, the men roared with laughter, the mocking laughter was extremely harsh, accompanied by cynicism.

"Where did you come from, I got a tattoo of a Teemo!"

"Garbage, how did you get in here!"

"Skin and tender meat, not bad!"

"Hahaha!"

There was constant laughter in the bathing place, Li Hao was very aggrieved, what's wrong with my tattoo on Teemo, it's much more elegant than saury and Garfield, no wonder you want to come in and eat cornbread at what level of appreciation you have.

Li Hao secretly slandered, humming a ditty leisurely, ignoring this gang of scammers, Qingshui fell on the ground with a splash along his cheetah-like body, his muscles were not obvious, and no one around looked tough, he decided When practicing lightness kung fu, what one pursues is not strength, but extreme speed in the world.

"Crack!" Li Hao slipped his palm, and the soap fell to the ground. Countless evil eyes shot at the soap like sharp arrows. There was no sound in the bath, and a needle could be heard. A group of old men looked at Li Hao maliciously. , the eyes are too sharp.

Li Hao was extremely embarrassed, scratched his head bitterly, looked around vigilantly, bent over to pick up the soap like lightning, at a critical moment!
"Boom!" The heavy footsteps sounded like thunder, and the footsteps were getting closer and faster, and a murderous aura swept over. Li Hao was shocked and raised his head in astonishment.

A figure like a giant, rampaging like a derailed locomotive, suddenly rushed towards Li Hao, the man blocking the way screamed, flew out like a kite with a broken string, and flew around like a gourd rolling on the ground.

"The elephant has come out, your sister!" Li Hao turned pale with shock, his face became more and more ugly, the elephant's ferocious face, the stubble on his cheeks like steel needles, and the jagged teeth in his big mouth became more and more ugly. Clearly, the distance is getting closer.

"Aw!" Manxiang roared excitedly, his muscles were bulging like horned dragons, scars criss-crossed, and his bronze-colored skin glistened like a giant killed in ancient times, crushing like a tank at full power. Pressing Li Hao, he was so tough that he was in a mess.

"Bang bang bang!" The heavy footsteps of the elephant, accompanied by the tremor of the ground, made Li Hao's heart beat faster and his blood boil. The distance between the elephant was getting closer and closer, when it was less than three meters away.

"Go to hell!" Li Hao's figure was like lightning, he turned around and dodged behind the man who was mocking him just now, and suddenly pushed forward.

The man let out an exclamation, and rushed forward staggeringly. Seeing the elephant bumping into him, he screamed in panic. He rose from the ground, flew more than ten meters in the air, stuck heavily on the wall, and crashed to the ground. , there is no movement.

"Fuck! It's too domineering!" Li Hao realized that something was wrong, turned around and ran away. The elephant is too terrifying, with a sturdy figure and amazing explosive power. No wonder the boxing champion of the fighting nation can't stop this guy. This is still human ?Obviously a crazy elephant.

"Broom head, where do you run away!" Manxiang roared in a loud voice, echoing in the empty bathing place, he ran like crazy, chasing Li Hao in front of him.

The men around were like avoiding the plague gods. When they saw Li Hao rushing, they ran away, and the soap fell all over the ground. From time to time, some people stepped on the soap and fell down.

Li Hao fled in embarrassment, so he rushed to the place where there were many people, chasing the men so that they wanted to cry without tears, and ran away with their heads in their arms.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

The men burst into tears, there was no way to escape, who could stop the elephant from hitting him, Li Hao was too damaged, stuck behind the men like a dog's skin plaster, and the elephant chased after Li Hao.

The men complained, cursed, and greeted Li Hao no less than a thousand times. In desperation, this group of goods crowded together in the corner, tightly packed, with no gaps, and did not give Li Hao a chance to approach.

A group of old men squeezed together, it is inevitable that there will be no accidents, and the incidents of picking up soap happen frequently, which is really a sad story.

The instigator, Li Hao, looked aggrieved at the airtight crowd, and smiled bitterly. This group of bastards have learned well, and there is no one behind them. This is to isolate him. He has no choice but to face the wild elephant alone.

"Quack quack! There's nowhere to hide the broom head!" Manxiang's simple and honest voice, dull explosion, he laughed wildly, like a mad cow with its tail on fire, rushing forward like a rainbow.

"Your sister! Big stupid elephant!" Li Hao retorted, glaring at the elephant without fear.

"Aww! Damn broomstick, I'm going to trample you to death!" The elephant's head is not bright, and he is most jealous of being called a big stupid elephant. He roared like crazy, and slammed into Li Hao in front of him.

Li Hao tidied up his hairstyle, flicked his long hair in a chic way, with a murderous aura rushing toward his face. Facing the oncoming elephant, the corner of his mouth raised a sly arc, and suddenly threw it out of his hand the soap, roared defiantly:

"Let the soap fly for a while!!!"
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