Fake Prodigal

Chapter 61
"Fuck!"

The soap slid across the smooth floor tiles and miraculously stopped in front of the elephant. The elephant ran wildly and looked at the soap under its feet in amazement. It was unable to stop due to its huge inertia. .

"Ahhhhh!" Stepping on the soap with one foot, it seemed that the whole body rose into the air, flew more than ten meters away, and fell into the bath like a heavy bomb. The ground trembled three times, and a stone stirred up thousands of waves. Water splashes are flying all over the sky.

"Call you crazy! Let's go to the street!" Li Hao raised his middle finger contemptuously, gloating closer, and looked at the elephant that fell into the bath.

"You've offended me, I'm going to kill you!"

The wild elephant roared, leaning on the edge of the bath with his hands, and jumped, the huge figure broke through the water and leaped into the air, causing water to splash, and the Soviet Union slammed into Li Hao's head.

"Damn! It's a big move!" Li Hao wanted to cry, but this move was too domineering, too sharp, too awesome!
A huge shadow covered his head, and suddenly fell down. Li Hao had no choice but to lie on the iron bridge, his body lying on the ground, and his palms clasped upwards.

"Crench!"

"Ouch!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Rumble rumble!"

Quite like a suffocated wah-wah scream, a conditioned reflex leaped into the air, and like a kite with a broken string, it smashed into the nearby bathing pool, and the water splashed more than one meter high.

Li Hao shook his head gracefully, picked up the soap leisurely, walked to the shower in a leisurely manner, and then took a shower.

The elephant fell into the bath and didn't get up for a long time. Obviously, the injury was not serious. Uncle Lame hurriedly walked to the side of the bath, looked at the elephant in distress, and shouted loudly: "Everyone, come and help, pull the elephant up, Don't hang up!"

The men looked at each other, fell silent for a while, and jumped into the bathing pool in a swarm. With great effort, they pulled up the wild elephant weighing more than five hundred catties.

"Damn broom! I. I. I... Ga!" Manxiang's eyes widened, his face became more and more ferocious, spit out mouthfuls of dirty water, looked at Li Hao who was humming a ditty while taking a leisurely shower, and was so angry Rolling his eyes, he passed out.

The lame uncle looked at Li Hao meaningfully, and shook his head speechlessly. He looked like he had lived in a bitter kiln for three years. He was arrogant, arrogant and arrogant. He had never been defeated. How pitiful it is to suffer so badly! Sad!Alas!
The elephant was seriously injured and unconscious. Ten guards formed a group to carry the elephant. Panting, sweating, and exhausted like a dead dog, it was hard to carry it to the infirmary. This is aggrieved!

At the same time, Li Hao was sitting on the bed with a cigarette in his mouth leisurely, bragging and making dirty jokes with Uncle Lame and his roommates, that was a pleasure.

Everyone sat around together, and a wretched bastard laughed evilly: "The teacher posed a math problem and asked the boy if he could figure it out; the boy said he could figure it out; the teacher: it's a bit long, and asked the girl if he could figure it out; ;Teacher: It’s not that you can’t ask for it, but that you didn’t ask for it.”

Everyone laughed and discussed cheerfully, Li Hao was expressionless, cursing inwardly, what are you begging for, it's a mess, please your grandma!

The lame uncle smiled lightly and told a joke: "The wife cheated on the boss, and the husband went to the proprietress angrily. The proprietress was very angry: we partnered to take revenge on them once! After the incident, the proprietress: I got angry and took revenge again! Seven times in a row, the husband knelt down Beg for mercy: Don't come, I have already forgiven them both!"

The crowd roared with laughter, applauding Uncle Lame, Li Hao laughed without saying a word, stubbed out his cigarette, and half-lyed on the bed to meditate.

The lame uncle glanced at Li Hao, who was pretending to be mysterious, his eyes flashed brightly, and he teased: "My little brother didn't laugh, there must be a better joke, tell everyone."

"Let's hear it!" Everyone looked at Li Hao in unison, and cheered happily.

"Ahem!" Li Hao cleared his throat, smiled badly, and said firmly: "The loving corn kernel got married, after the wedding ceremony, the male corn kernel woke up and found popcorn lying beside him, he asked strangely: Where is the daughter-in-law? Popcorn said shyly: "I am!"

Everyone looked at each other, feeling unsatisfied, as if they hadn't finished talking, the lame uncle looked at Li Hao suspiciously, and said in surprise: "There will be more in the future!"

Li Hao shook his head, lay on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed, pretending to be mysterious and said: "Make up your own brains, it will be boring if you talk about it."

The lame uncle curled his lips, looked around at the unhappy brothers, got up and turned off the lights, and said calmly: "Everyone go to sleep, the lights will be turned off immediately, and I will send my little brother on the road tomorrow!"

Everyone echoed, and fell asleep on the bed one after another. After a while, they snored and fell into a dream.

Li Hao tossed and turned, couldn't sleep no matter what, always felt that something was wrong, and couldn't explain it. He was very puzzled, so he called Timo and said, "Did Xiao Mo sleep, something seems wrong!"

"You humans are so hypocritical, treacherous and cunning, double-faced, one thing on the outside, one thing behind the other, who can tell the difference between good and bad, you can't see it, I can't see it." Timo's immature voice sounded.

"Xiao Mo, if I hang up, will you disappear!" Li Hao said.

".!" Timo fell into silence and didn't answer for a long time.

"Will it disappear?" Li Hao asked.

"I don't know, let's talk about it after you hang up!" Timo said weakly.

"Damn it! You're a foodie, you don't know anything!" Li Hao cursed.

"Idiot! Be careful, don't really hang up, I haven't eaten bear's paw and elephant pluck!" Timo swallowed, and said with a sly smile: "Mengmeng, good night, boss!"

Li Hao can't laugh or cry, when others get pets, they will always bring a NB system, if they want money or money, if they want girls or girls!Timo is good, he only knows how to be cute and trick people, he is obviously a foodie, he came here to make soy sauce!

Suddenly, Li Hao opened his eyes. In the pitch-black room, there was only one skylight above his head. Tonight, there were dark clouds, no moonlight, and he couldn't see his fingers. The surroundings were dark, and only the sound of regular breathing could be heard.

Li Hao slowly got up, a gleam flashed in his eyes, for the sake of safety, he had to do some bad things, be careful not to make a big mistake, glanced over the wretched gangster who was telling nasty jokes, and smiled slyly.

The night is sad and beautiful, the long night is long, I don't know how long it has passed.

Li Hao's eyes blurred, he fell asleep in a daze, and lost consciousness. In his sleep, he returned to the campus. Shui Bingwu agreed to his request for a date. The two hugged each other in the dark movie theater, enjoying a sci-fi blockbuster.

"At the same table, what do you like about me?" Shui Bingwu asked curiously.

"Thigh!" Li Hao said without hesitation.

"At the same table, where is Bing'er the most beautiful?" Shui Bingwu said reservedly.

"Thigh!" Li Hao said decisively.

"Bing'er is not as beautiful as Hua Yiren, why did you choose me?" Shui Bingwu said shyly.

"Thigh!" Li Hao said.

"Bad guy! You can't talk about anything other than your thighs." Shui Bingwu roared angrily.

"Whether a woman is beautiful or not, you only need to look at her thighs!" Li Hao said calmly.

"I'll kill you, shameless guy!" Shui Bingwu was furious, fisting and kicking, showing a ferocious side.

"Bang bang bang!" The dull beating sound woke up Li Hao suddenly, the figure of Shui Bingwu disappeared like a fairy, and dark figures swayed in front of him, a big quilt covered Li Hao's bed, and everyone punched and kicked kicked, launched a brutal group fight.

"Kill this idiot to death!"

"Everyone, you're welcome, put your shoulders on!"

"Beautiful, come in and bring down the elephant!"

"This guy deserves a beating, and he only tells half of the joke!"

"So what if it's awesome, it's still in the hands of our brothers!"

This group of people punched and punched, while sneering and sarcasm. Li Hao hugged his shoulders, curled his lips with a smirk, and stood in the shadow of the corner, watching the wonderful performance.

"Stop!" Uncle Lame's voice sounded, he stood in front of the bed with a sneer, tore off the quilt, and pressed the lighter, a flash of light flashed, revealing the wretched bastard in the quilt with a bruised nose and face, who had passed out.

"Damn it!" Everyone exclaimed, looked at each other, and looked around in surprise, looking for Li Hao's figure.

Uncle Lame took out a candle and lit it, put it on the table, and the room lit up instantly. He stared at Li Hao standing in the corner, smiled all over his face, clapped his hands up and down, and said with a smirk: "I admire! Admire me!" ! The little brother is not only good in skill, but also in mind! A large group of us have fooled you for two days, and you are still so vigilant!"

Looking at the people around him who were staring at each other with malicious intentions, Li Hao's face was full of bitterness. Before going to bed, he called him brothers and talked eloquently, and when he woke up, he drew his sword to help each other, turned against each other, and changed his face too quickly, which was unacceptable.

"Brother treats each other with sincerity, trusts each other, and asks himself that there is no flaw." The lame uncle took out a cigarette and lit it, then threw a wrinkled cigarette to Li Hao, and said meaningfully: "Little brother, how did you see the problem?" !"

Seeing Uncle Lame's questioning eyes, Li Hao raised his hand to take the cigarette, smiled bitterly, lit it in his mouth, took a deep breath, and said lightly: "I'm ashamed to say, I've watched too many action movies. I haven’t missed the movie, and the main character enters the chants, either kneeling in the corner to sing Dongfanghong, or washing the smelly socks for the eldest brother, and maybe even picking up soap, chastity is not guaranteed!”

Li Hao was full of melancholy, exhaled a puff of smoke, and said meaningfully: "This room is weird, Uncle Lame is kind and approachable, he doesn't have the style of a big brother, he takes special care of my little brother, even if he is on campus, there is no such easy-going teacher .

What's more, even if you are a weirdo, I am not a little lolita fishing for goldfish, what kind of plane are you doing! "

"Hahaha!" The lame uncle laughed loudly, shaking his whole body, his big face twitched, he narrowed his eyes, and looked carefully again, Li Hao, who was standing in the corner, slapped his thigh hard, and said nervously : "Mahler is a jerk! I overacted, and I acted like an unscrupulous monster!"

The surrounding big men roared with laughter, surrounded Li Hao joyfully, glaring at each other eagerly, waiting for a group fight.

The lame uncle twisted his neck twice, squeezed out two handfuls of hairspray, and evenly spread it on the Mediterranean hairstyle. The hair on three sides stood up high, highlighting his bald forehead. He tilted his head and stared at Li Hao maliciously. , pointing at Li Hao's nose from a distance, and let out a weird smirk like a night owl!

"Quack quack quack! My little brother is very arrogant, saying that I don't have the style of a big brother, which makes me very unhappy. Let me let you experience the arrogance of Uncle Lame, who used to run across the southern capital and dominate the wind and clouds." Uncle Lame was impassioned, and his words were loud and loud.

Li Hao smiled slightly, exhaled a puff of smoke, slapped his hands, and said excitedly: "It should have been like this a long time ago, I really want to see the domineering arrogance of Uncle Lame when he was the big boss!"

"Everyone's money is tight, and the wives and children are waiting to be fed at home. As long as you overthrow this funny comparison, you will get [-] bonuses per person!" The lame uncle raised his arms and raised his fists, and shouted loudly: "Brothers, let's get on your shoulders and do it!" rise!"

"Come on!" A group of gangsters were full of enthusiasm, mighty and heroic, and rushed towards Li Hao without hesitation, punching with fists, kicking with their feet, and greeting at the vital point, they were vicious and domineering.

Suddenly, Li Hao's figure flickered, and with his unique lightness skill, combined with the split muscles and bones, a shadow of his hand flashed by, and he quickly launched an attack like a ghost.

"Ka Ka Ka!" A piece of joint dislocation, the sound of bones breaking, filled the whole room like popping beans, and the gangster fell to the ground, crying in pain, his mouth was wide open and he could not speak, his jaw, hands and feet joints were completely constricted. Li Hao unloaded it.

"A bunch of trash snacks, it's too trash!" Li Hao exhaled the last puff of cigarettes, sweeping towards the bed with a half-smile.

The lame uncle crossed his legs, sat on the bed in a stable manner, smoked a cigarette calmly, looked at Li Hao arrogantly, clapped his hands with a smile, and commented calmly: "Sharp! My brother is so sharp! Not only is the kung fu handsome, The attack is also ruthless, and the mind is also calm!"

"Thank you for the compliment, I'm not as sharp as Uncle Lame!" Li Hao smiled, staring at Uncle Lame sharply, stood on a horse stance, with his hands in eagle claws, set his starting position, and said coldly: " Uncle hides his secrets, he looks like an expert in the world, let's learn from each other!"

The lame uncle looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, tears splashed while laughing, his body trembled back and forth, the cigarette in his mouth fell to the ground, there was no response, and the laughter stopped abruptly!

The lame uncle squinted his eyes, looked at Li Hao up and down with gloomy eyes, and his expression was calm and breezy, as if he had a winning ticket in his hands. He stood up slowly while supporting the foot of the bed, wagging his fingers back and forth, and said arrogantly: "Little brother!" Too conceited, a little exaggerated! There are people outside the world, and there is a truth beyond the sky. Didn't your master tell you?

The world is sinister!People are not old!Who is still practicing kung fu foolishly? These days, people pay attention to financial power and skills, and use money to open the way.

You're right, Uncle Lame is sharp, otherwise he wouldn't be the boss of the entire bitter kiln! "

"How is it possible, you are the boss of the entire bitter kiln!" Li Hao was inexplicably terrified, as if falling into an ice cellar, the matter was out of control.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Lame is the elder brother of Kuyao. Uncle Lame can stand out among thousands of villains. He is absolutely ruthless in means, strong in strength, and brilliant in mind. He is very likely to be the strongest enemy Li Hao has ever encountered in his life!
The lame uncle smiled without smiling, with the corners of his mouth curled up, pointing at his Mediterranean head, laughing hysterically: "Little brother, you are OUT!
This year pays attention to brains, not fists!Uncle Lame happens to use his brain, and he doesn't know any kung fu. I'm still a lame man, but so what? "

Li Hao looked at the lame uncle in astonishment, and said in surprise: "You mean, I have to kneel too!"

"Hey! You're smart!" Uncle Lame looked Li Hao up and down with the eyes of a beautiful woman, not only nodded frequently, but also smiled mysteriously, raised his hand and snapped his fingers continuously, and said arrogantly: "Little brother, don't. uncle!"

Li Hao's head was "buzzing", and his mind was buzzing. The foreground in front of his eyes was spinning back and forth, and his vision was bright and dark. He raised his leg with difficulty, which was as heavy as a thousand gold. Can't lift it up.

The raised leg couldn't come down, Li Hao's eyes were dark, he fell to the ground, kicked his leg twice, and lost consciousness.

"Ginger is still hot! No matter how hot the pepper is, you have to kneel when you meet old ginger!" The lame uncle raised his big foot, stepped on Li Hao's head, rubbed it back and forth, and laughed triumphantly.

"Quack quack quack!" The poignant midnight reverberated with a string of piercing grins like night owls!
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