Laozi of the Three Kingdoms is the Emperor
Chapter 19 Miserable
Chapter 19 Miserable
"hiss"
"what"
It was very quiet above the main hall, and Yuan Hong's indescribable voice kept coming.
Everyone around was stunned, they had never seen anyone eat noodles like this.
Wang Lang didn't hold back his smile anymore, because he couldn't laugh anymore.
Sweat, tears and snot flowed wantonly on Yuan Hong's face.
Especially his lips looked extraordinarily enchanting.
"Is it delicious?" Liu Xie picked up a piece of meat again, put it in the pot to boil, and asked Yuan Hong with a glance.
"Delicious!!"
"cough cough"
Yuan Hong finally poured the last bit of soup into his mouth, then panted heavily, and kept wiping away his tears.
He swears.
Never eat noodles again in this life!
No.
Didn't even look at the face!
He didn't know what was put in it. From the first bite, he felt like his mouth was on fire.
Until now, he couldn't even feel his lips.
"Gollum."
Wang Lang's Adam's apple wriggled, and he swallowed hard.
Seeing Yuan Hong's appearance, he felt that those things in Liu Xie's pot were not so attractive.
[Ding mission completed! 】
[Ding task reward: Meng Tian and [-] golden fire cavalry! 】
Listening to the mechanical voice in his mind, Liu Xie felt the deep malice of the system.
He could see that the existence of this system was to abuse others.
but.
There is one thing to say, doing these tasks, it feels quite cool!
"How is it? How about I apologize to you like this?" Liu Xie slowly put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth with a silk square scarf: "If you think it's not enough, you can have another bowl!"
"It's not enough, it's enough!" Yuan Hong said hastily, ignoring the tears and snot all over his face.
If there was another bowl, he might not be able to leave this hall today.
And he, Yuan Hong, will become a legend, the first person to eat noodles to death!
"But what Wang Lang did to you will be punished, so let him go, isn't it good!"
Seeing Liu Xie's smile now, Yuan Hong couldn't help but tremble all over.
Every time he laughed, he would be unlucky.
"Your Majesty is right! Don't let the servants go, it's the servants who don't know the rules and offended the messenger, please be serious!"
Wang Lang is a smart person after all, he saw Liu Xie's intention at a glance, then knelt on the ground and said very sincerely.
Now, it was the turn of the ministers in the hall to hold back their smiles.
"no no no"
Yuan Hong quickly knelt on the ground, wiped his tears and waved his hands:
"It's all the villain's fault. It's the villain's good intentions that treat him as a donkey's liver and lungs. He doesn't know the good intentions of the prince. Please don't pursue the prince's responsibility, Your Majesty!"
"You saw it, it's not your fault, get up!" Liu Xieda looked at Wang Lang who was kneeling next to him meaningfully.
"Your Majesty clearly learned that this servant is really guilty! The Messenger is just ashamed to say it!
If His Majesty does not punish the servants, if the messenger said something after returning, causing unnecessary misunderstandings, the servants will die! "
"En." Liu Xie nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense, then go quickly and serve Yuan Envoy another bowl of noodles, and make a good apology!"
"Remember, ask for a big bowl!"
"Slave obeys the order!" Wang Lang got up quickly and was about to prepare immediately.
"Your Majesty. Your Majesty, please forgive me. The villain will never talk nonsense. The villain is living a very good life here and has not received any unfair treatment!!"
Yuan Hong burst into tears like a fountain, and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
This time, he really burst into tears.
"OK OK."
Seeing Yuan Hong who was almost going crazy, Liu Xie stood up slowly, came to him and helped him up personally:
"You are the envoy of the coalition army, you are a loyal person who is loyal to me, you don't need to be like this!"
"Thank you so much, Your Majesty!" Yuan Hong trembled like chaff, and his voice changed.
"Now that the misunderstandings have been resolved, go back and rest. I will send someone to inform you about the future!"
Liu Xie patted Yuan Hong's shoulder lightly, and turned to look at Wang Lang: "Remember! Take good care of the envoy. If something like this happens again, I will never let you down!"
"The slaves dare not!"
Wang Lang bowed respectfully, then came to Yuan Hong's side, and gently led him out of the hall.
"If anything goes wrong, just come to me!"
When he was about to leave the hall, Liu Xie spoke suddenly.
Yuan Hong, who was about to walk out of the hall, staggered and almost fell to the ground.
It wasn't until the two left completely that a burst of laughter erupted in the hall.
Wang Lang, who walked out of the hall, spent a lot of effort not to laugh out loud.
However, now that the task entrusted by His Majesty the Emperor has been completed, it is time to take Yuan Hong to the place where he should go.
Speaking of which, this guy is also very unlucky to be sent to Luoyang at this time.
It happened that he was still arrogant, Wang Lang believed that after this time, Yuan Hong might not be arrogant again.
But the strange thing is that after leaving the main hall, Yuan Hong consciously walked towards the previous room.
No matter how Wang Lang persuaded him, he just didn't want to change.
And the more sincere Wang Lang was, the more fearful this Yuan Hong was.
In the end, he even trotted all the way back to the previous grocery store.
"Master Messenger, why don't we change the room!" Wang Lang, who was standing at the door of the room, said helplessly again.
"No, no, it's pretty good here!" Yuan Hong sat on the ground and couldn't get up. He looked at Wang Lang eagerly and said, "Eunuch Wang, do you have any more radishes?"
At this moment, Yuan Hong's face was faintly stained with tears, his eyes were red, and he was indescribably wronged.
Seeing this scene, Wang Lang couldn't help being a little moved.
So, he leisurely took out half a radish from his sleeve, and handed it to the other party.
Harem.
Inside the bedroom.
Liu Xie leaned lazily on the cushion, chewing a certain brand of chewing gum in his mouth, and muttered in his heart:
"Receive award!"
[Ding rewards have been issued! 】
However, this time the reward did not immediately appear in front of his eyes like before.
Liu Xie waited for a long time, but his eyes were still empty, no one appeared.
"System, where are my people?" Liu Xie paused while chewing gum.
[Ding system prompt: The reward has been issued, please wait patiently! 】
"Where is it?" Liu Xie asked again.
[Ding system prompt: Don't ask, if you ask, you don't know! 】
Liu Xie: "."
Well, Liu Xie reluctantly accepted this reality.
What else can I do with a system that even hates me?As long as it doesn't suck it's fine.
Besides, if [-] cavalry suddenly appeared, the room would not be able to accommodate them.
At this moment, a guard walked in at the door of the bedroom.
"Report to Your Majesty, servant Jia Xu is asking to see you!"
"Xuan!"
Liu Xie knew that he would definitely come, after all, the scene in the hall was too unimaginable
(End of this chapter)
"hiss"
"what"
It was very quiet above the main hall, and Yuan Hong's indescribable voice kept coming.
Everyone around was stunned, they had never seen anyone eat noodles like this.
Wang Lang didn't hold back his smile anymore, because he couldn't laugh anymore.
Sweat, tears and snot flowed wantonly on Yuan Hong's face.
Especially his lips looked extraordinarily enchanting.
"Is it delicious?" Liu Xie picked up a piece of meat again, put it in the pot to boil, and asked Yuan Hong with a glance.
"Delicious!!"
"cough cough"
Yuan Hong finally poured the last bit of soup into his mouth, then panted heavily, and kept wiping away his tears.
He swears.
Never eat noodles again in this life!
No.
Didn't even look at the face!
He didn't know what was put in it. From the first bite, he felt like his mouth was on fire.
Until now, he couldn't even feel his lips.
"Gollum."
Wang Lang's Adam's apple wriggled, and he swallowed hard.
Seeing Yuan Hong's appearance, he felt that those things in Liu Xie's pot were not so attractive.
[Ding mission completed! 】
[Ding task reward: Meng Tian and [-] golden fire cavalry! 】
Listening to the mechanical voice in his mind, Liu Xie felt the deep malice of the system.
He could see that the existence of this system was to abuse others.
but.
There is one thing to say, doing these tasks, it feels quite cool!
"How is it? How about I apologize to you like this?" Liu Xie slowly put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth with a silk square scarf: "If you think it's not enough, you can have another bowl!"
"It's not enough, it's enough!" Yuan Hong said hastily, ignoring the tears and snot all over his face.
If there was another bowl, he might not be able to leave this hall today.
And he, Yuan Hong, will become a legend, the first person to eat noodles to death!
"But what Wang Lang did to you will be punished, so let him go, isn't it good!"
Seeing Liu Xie's smile now, Yuan Hong couldn't help but tremble all over.
Every time he laughed, he would be unlucky.
"Your Majesty is right! Don't let the servants go, it's the servants who don't know the rules and offended the messenger, please be serious!"
Wang Lang is a smart person after all, he saw Liu Xie's intention at a glance, then knelt on the ground and said very sincerely.
Now, it was the turn of the ministers in the hall to hold back their smiles.
"no no no"
Yuan Hong quickly knelt on the ground, wiped his tears and waved his hands:
"It's all the villain's fault. It's the villain's good intentions that treat him as a donkey's liver and lungs. He doesn't know the good intentions of the prince. Please don't pursue the prince's responsibility, Your Majesty!"
"You saw it, it's not your fault, get up!" Liu Xieda looked at Wang Lang who was kneeling next to him meaningfully.
"Your Majesty clearly learned that this servant is really guilty! The Messenger is just ashamed to say it!
If His Majesty does not punish the servants, if the messenger said something after returning, causing unnecessary misunderstandings, the servants will die! "
"En." Liu Xie nodded thoughtfully: "It makes sense, then go quickly and serve Yuan Envoy another bowl of noodles, and make a good apology!"
"Remember, ask for a big bowl!"
"Slave obeys the order!" Wang Lang got up quickly and was about to prepare immediately.
"Your Majesty. Your Majesty, please forgive me. The villain will never talk nonsense. The villain is living a very good life here and has not received any unfair treatment!!"
Yuan Hong burst into tears like a fountain, and kowtowed like pounding garlic.
This time, he really burst into tears.
"OK OK."
Seeing Yuan Hong who was almost going crazy, Liu Xie stood up slowly, came to him and helped him up personally:
"You are the envoy of the coalition army, you are a loyal person who is loyal to me, you don't need to be like this!"
"Thank you so much, Your Majesty!" Yuan Hong trembled like chaff, and his voice changed.
"Now that the misunderstandings have been resolved, go back and rest. I will send someone to inform you about the future!"
Liu Xie patted Yuan Hong's shoulder lightly, and turned to look at Wang Lang: "Remember! Take good care of the envoy. If something like this happens again, I will never let you down!"
"The slaves dare not!"
Wang Lang bowed respectfully, then came to Yuan Hong's side, and gently led him out of the hall.
"If anything goes wrong, just come to me!"
When he was about to leave the hall, Liu Xie spoke suddenly.
Yuan Hong, who was about to walk out of the hall, staggered and almost fell to the ground.
It wasn't until the two left completely that a burst of laughter erupted in the hall.
Wang Lang, who walked out of the hall, spent a lot of effort not to laugh out loud.
However, now that the task entrusted by His Majesty the Emperor has been completed, it is time to take Yuan Hong to the place where he should go.
Speaking of which, this guy is also very unlucky to be sent to Luoyang at this time.
It happened that he was still arrogant, Wang Lang believed that after this time, Yuan Hong might not be arrogant again.
But the strange thing is that after leaving the main hall, Yuan Hong consciously walked towards the previous room.
No matter how Wang Lang persuaded him, he just didn't want to change.
And the more sincere Wang Lang was, the more fearful this Yuan Hong was.
In the end, he even trotted all the way back to the previous grocery store.
"Master Messenger, why don't we change the room!" Wang Lang, who was standing at the door of the room, said helplessly again.
"No, no, it's pretty good here!" Yuan Hong sat on the ground and couldn't get up. He looked at Wang Lang eagerly and said, "Eunuch Wang, do you have any more radishes?"
At this moment, Yuan Hong's face was faintly stained with tears, his eyes were red, and he was indescribably wronged.
Seeing this scene, Wang Lang couldn't help being a little moved.
So, he leisurely took out half a radish from his sleeve, and handed it to the other party.
Harem.
Inside the bedroom.
Liu Xie leaned lazily on the cushion, chewing a certain brand of chewing gum in his mouth, and muttered in his heart:
"Receive award!"
[Ding rewards have been issued! 】
However, this time the reward did not immediately appear in front of his eyes like before.
Liu Xie waited for a long time, but his eyes were still empty, no one appeared.
"System, where are my people?" Liu Xie paused while chewing gum.
[Ding system prompt: The reward has been issued, please wait patiently! 】
"Where is it?" Liu Xie asked again.
[Ding system prompt: Don't ask, if you ask, you don't know! 】
Liu Xie: "."
Well, Liu Xie reluctantly accepted this reality.
What else can I do with a system that even hates me?As long as it doesn't suck it's fine.
Besides, if [-] cavalry suddenly appeared, the room would not be able to accommodate them.
At this moment, a guard walked in at the door of the bedroom.
"Report to Your Majesty, servant Jia Xu is asking to see you!"
"Xuan!"
Liu Xie knew that he would definitely come, after all, the scene in the hall was too unimaginable
(End of this chapter)
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