Shanjian Academy

Chapter 4 Taught by Immortals?

"It's an exaggeration to lose four catties in three days, let alone lose four catties in three hours!"

"But the only thing I do all day related to weight loss is to dance with Yang Yang for three hours!"

"Besides, after I danced Yangyang's weight-loss exercises, I didn't show any signs of fatigue when I went down the mountain. Instead, I was full of energy, and I went down the mountain in an hour and a half!"

"I remember when Yang Yang taught me, he asked me to pay attention to the rhythm of my breathing, could it be..."

Mu Erya thought about it, and suddenly her mind was wide open, thinking of a very possible but rather absurd truth, and she opened her eyes wide in surprise and wonder at Mu Zhengyang.

"What are you thinking? Come on, come on, you will demonstrate in front, and I will learn from you!"

Liu Lihua cooked the rice and didn't even do the dishes. She enthusiastically dragged Mu Erya to teach her weight loss exercises.

"Okay! I'll teach you the basic movements first, and I'll teach you the tricks of breathing later!"

Mu Erya resisted the urge to go up the mountain in the dark to find Mu Zhengyang, thinking that if her mother could lose weight with the same method, it would prove that the weight-loss exercise that Mu Zhengyang taught her was indeed effective, and took out the exercise that she taught her mother before. Teach the energy of square dancing to teach weight-loss exercises.

Wangri Cliff of Tiannan Mountain, side of Nanshan Academy.

Mu Zhengyang held a withered yellow willow branch in his hand, inserted the willow branch into the body of the green jade bottle, and sprinkled water on the seedlings of watermelon, cucumber, bitter gourd and other vegetables in the vegetable field.

In fact, there was no water in the body of the Yujing bottle, but Mu Zhengyang filled it with water himself, and the palm-sized bottle filled a large bucket of water before it overflowed.

"This is really miraculous. A small bottle can hold a large bucket of water. It seems that it can strip some substance from the air and dissolve it in the water, so that the water in the jade bottle can promote plants and animals. It is completely beyond reality. There is a category that technology can understand!"

Mu Zhengyang used the jade bottle to water the vegetables once, and there was still half a bucket of water in the bottle. Even though it had been more than ten days since he got the jade bottle, he was still amazed at the magic of the jade bottle.

sunset.

The golden afterglow shines on the mountains through the white clouds, and the green mountains have a soft luster.

"I guess the old lady has already gone home. If you go to weigh yourself, you will be shocked..."

Mu Zhengyang admired the sunset, imagining the scene of Mu Erya's weighing in his mind, but it was the first time that the effect was particularly exaggerated, and the subsequent progress still required some effort.

At the foot of the mountain, the smoke from the cooking in Zhangshu Village was rising, and Mu Zhengyang had just returned from the vegetable field, ready to go out with a bamboo basket in his arm.

The vegetables in the field have not yet matured. Apart from buying some vegetables that are easy to store, Mu Zhengyang also needs to go to the mountains to pick wild vegetables and mushrooms. He will also set up some simple traps. Catch a hare.

Mu Zhengyang went down to Wangri Cliff, and shuttled among the lush forests.

Mushrooms like to grow in dark and humid places, and there are often a lot of mushrooms in the shade of Tiannan Mountain.

Now that the material conditions are abundant, few people go to the mountains to pick mushrooms. Mu Zhengyang has no competitors, so he picked half a basket with ease.

"Eat it?"

When inspecting several traps set up, Mu Zhengyang found a gray rabbit's fur remained in one of the traps, and there were some huge footprints nearby!
The footprints are like human palms, and a bit like human feet!

"Could it be a monkey? Haven't you heard of monkeys eating rabbits? Besides, the footprints are too big, so it's almost like an orangutan! But it hasn't been said that there are orangutans in Tiannan Mountain?"

After carefully examining the footprints, Mu Zhengyang had even more doubts in his mind. It is understandable to replace the footprints of other carnivorous animals, but this foot is most likely left by a primate, which is extremely unbelievable.

It's getting late.

Mu Zhengyang had to return to Nanshan Academy before the sun went down, otherwise there would be dangers of accidents due to the high mountains and dense forests.

After dinner, the moon hangs high.

"It's called spring and summer, autumn and winter. These four seasons have endless luck. They are called north and south, and they are called west and east. These four directions correspond to the middle. They are called water and fire, wood, gold and earth, and these five elements. They are based on numbers. They are called benevolence and righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trustworthiness. These five constants cannot be disturbed..."

Mu Zhengyang was lying in the yard reading the "Three-Character Classic", and continued to deduce the second half of "Three-Character Mental Health Sutra".

Zhangshu Village at the foot of the mountain.

Liu Lihua was still learning the weight-loss exercises taught by Mu Zhengyang with Mu Erya, and she seemed to forget to eat and sleep until ten o'clock in the evening.

"Yaya, you started to sweat a little during weight-loss exercises. I danced with you for four hours, and I still don't feel tired. You really lost weight like this? Did you lie to your old lady?"

Liu Lihua called Mu Erya's nickname, and asked the same question as Mu Erya.

"Here, the electronic scale is right there, just go up there and try it yourself!"

Although Mu Erya felt that her weight loss had something to do with the weight-loss exercise Mu Zhengyang taught her, but after all, it had not been verified, and she was not fully sure in her heart, Nu Nuzui pointed to the electronic scale and said to Liu Lihua.

"Oh! 140 seven catties! I was 150 catties before, and I lost a full three catties! My God, I lost three catties in one night. If I continue like this, I will be able to lose one hundred and two catties in ten days and a half months? Yaya, did the gods teach you to lose weight?"

After Liu Lihua went on the scale and saw her weight clearly, she couldn't believe her eyes at all. Just like Mu Erya's reaction, she got off the scale and went up again, tested it several times, and asked in surprise.

"Haha, taught by the gods? How can there be gods in this world? If there are living gods, you are a god damn mother!"

Mu Erya was finally 100% sure that the weight-loss exercise that Mu Zhengyang taught her was absolutely extraordinary, and she said to Liu Lihua with a big smile.

"How can I be blessed to be the mother of a god? Don't talk nonsense, you will be in trouble if you offend the gods! Tell me which god taught you in a dream? I heard that the Erlang Zhenjun Temple in the next village is very spiritual. Is it true? God Erlang taught you in a dream? If so, I will light incense candles tomorrow and take you there to fulfill your wish!"

Liu Lihua said to Mu Erya solemnly, she used to skip meals every night for a month, and only lost three catties, but now she lost three catties by dancing casually, and only gods have such means.

"Do you really think there are gods? Yang Yang taught me this set of weight loss exercises. If you want to fulfill your wish, go find your son on Wangri Cliff!"

If Mu Erya hadn't determined that she had something to do with Mu Zhengyang, she would have thought that she had obtained some kind of mysterious black technology, but she said to Liu Lihua very contemptuously.

"Ah? You said that Yang Yang taught you this weight-loss exercise? How is it possible? How did he learn such a miraculous weight-loss exercise? Could it be that Master Erlang of the next-door village taught him in a dream?"

Liu Lihua was dull for a moment, and when she realized it, her expression was extremely surprised, and she asked suspiciously.

"Chang'e [-] has landed on the back of the moon, and I haven't seen the Guanghan Palace ruins, and returned Erlang Zhenjun's dream! You just think about it. In short, my brother didn't go to the provincial government office to report. There are all roads. Passing Rome, with this set of weight-loss exercises alone, Yang Yang opens a weight-loss class, and it is easy to become a millionaire, so don't worry about him!"

Mu Erya was amazed by Mu Zhengyang's magical methods, and had an idea to take this opportunity to change Liu Lihua's idea of ​​asking Mu Zhengyang to report to the provincial government office.

"Raising a child for 100 years and worrying about 99, I don't worry about him, who will worry about him? But you young people's brains are so fast, Yang Yang has been favored by the heavens, and he has learned this set of weight loss exercises like a fairy method, so he doesn't go to the provincial government Reporting from the general office is also fine, then I will go up the mountain tomorrow to talk to Yang Yang about the weight-loss class! Tonight, you can help me calculate how much tuition fees our family should charge!"

Knowing son is not like mother, so many days in the past, Liu Lihua did not expect Mu Zhengyang to change his mind, after hearing Mu Erya's words, he planned another life route for Mu Zhengyang.

"Brother..., I was wrong! I forgot that our mother is famous for loving money..."

Mu Erya covered her face, and there were ups and downs. My mother's obsession with earning money was no less than my father's expectation for his children to be officials.

(End of this chapter)